Schlatt RUINS His New Minecraft Server (SDMP)

SDMP Ep. 3
Streamed on 03/29/24
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[@carsoncomplains]

"I know you're family friendly, Captain" *immediately brings up terrorism

[@mikoroonii]

@KurtusOldroyd Di

[@nightknight69187]

@@mikorooniiDi

[@keeganobrien2928]

Di

[@playdoughmaster808]

Starts smoking weed a few seconds after that

[@slyreviews6363]

Then smokes a blunt

[@Soup_of_goop]

The dynamic of Schlatt and the captain is insane

[@harpon2816]

I think it's the fact their humour doesn't mix at all that makes it so hilarious.

[@erikasolnc]

it's like oil and water.

[@sierra121cyan]

He's sort of another Swagger, but a lot more innocent openly, while being the same level of powerhungry on the inside.

[@Sam8749]

1 million $ vs 1 billion $

[@ItsTartkie]

Schlatt trying not to swear the whole time is also hilarious

[@mtndewandsleepdeprivation]

"i just kinda built the house" okay construction worker king

[@Sio_Bibble]

I love how mr toasten is always just lurking in the background of every stream that is done of this server

[@spap6407]

Glad to see some journalists haven't been bought out

[@Mr_Blah]

The Batman to his Gotham

[@ivanlewis3800]

​@@spap6407 Let's hope he doesn't get an award from the FBI.

[@endoghost4396]

Mr Toasten is behind it all

[@pantpocket1741]

him saying "THERE'S BUGGIES UP HERE" in an intimidating tone is so endlessly funny

[@inhaleddeath5758]

Buggies and skeleington

[@nader_909]

the way schlatt stopped crouching when whispering to mr sparklez just so tucker could hear him say 'nerd' is beautiful

[@RichardRichardRichardRichardRi]

I love how the HOA quickly became a Schlatt and Sparklez fueled police state. Going from “house cannot float” to “we need to make a new rule, no taking pictures of people” in 5 minutes makes me so excited for the riot episode!

[@mariam8275]

theyre truly embodying the american spirit 💪💪

[@gatordragon6140]

Hey hey, no police state here, just a very responsible hoa, that you have to be a part of and you dont have a choice in the matter lol

[@mariam8275]

@@gatordragon6140 the american police state has never hurt anyone!! 🇺🇸🦅🔫

[@gatordragon6140]

@@mariam8275 you know that everything the light touches comment makes alot more sense now lol

[@seanofthedabs6428]

"I'M BEING NICE" -Jawsh yelling at the top of his lungs

[@errorinvalidfunction911]

i can’t believe jschat isn’t with us anymore 🕊️🕊️🕊️

[@TheOGMundnar]

It’s like we still here him!

[@Pooper-the-Paldean-Wooper]

Fly high

[@luna6440]

Feels like I can still hear his voice 😞

[@Maongap]

fly high jshart

[@dank90]

Most original jschlatt comment

[@JakubS]

Please please please give us a part 2 ot this! The HOA bit is one of the funniest and simultaneously interesting things I've seen someone do in an SMP. Even if you took the time to meticulously inspect people's bases with a bunch of extra rules, it'd still be entertaining to watch

[@Finetales]

"Schleminent Domain" is the perfect HOA president

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

schlukuna

[@bigguy2174]

the schallen

[@madrod228]

Schlahoraga

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

@@madrod228 Schlamevolent Shrine

[@binay413963]

​​@@unnaturallynatural8885can't believe what Jschukuna did just like back in heian era

[@danat2694]

Obsessed with watching you and cap together. The dynamic is so funny

[@pendantairplane]

One confident, successful millionaire along with another more chaotic, yet extremely insecure and closeted millionaire

[@MrAsianPie]

The thumbnail is deceiving considering Jordan went along with the HAO

[@spap6407]

The thumbnail is deceiving considering shlatt trembles over people with a higher net worth than him

[@theemeraldaxe1414]

Liberal propaganda

[@Chrizz_YT]

love how the sdmp videos are just a where's waldo with mr toasten

[@Kotupud]

My mum called the founder ugly. Said he looks shrek-like.

[@iLinked]

Report her

[@sausageenthusiast4844]

The HOA won’t be having this.

[@Marshark50]

Send her into the complaint box

[@nathanfaith1341]

Sorry to hear of her passing

[@pengudiegu]

You should probably get rid of her

[@erbertisntthere]

The unfortunate news of him living is devastating, fly low king 🕊🕊🕊🕊

[@theAWPspammer]

jschlatt has been found alive in his home

[@LetterSUN]

We mourn his life 😞😞😭😢😭😭😞

[@micromoron]

The HOA shit is so funny. Like, them cosplaying as HOA leaders is so goddamn funny. These are grown men sitting in their homes in front of their computers, pretending to be Karens. It's just amazing to think about.

[@okayallie9074]

this is genuinely the funniest livestream i have ever watched. captainsparklez and schlatt are SO GOOD together

[@Alf10red]

Me: ""Ok another Schlatt VOD done time to binge the next one" also me: *Opens the next VOD* Schlatt: "So I built a house off camera"

[@crungleman7975]

This feels like the yogscast tekkit server but with a new generation of KZbinrs

[@aleksthevoyager1260]

“New generation” *CaptainSparklez who just retired

[@crungleman7975]

@@aleksthevoyager1260 well… new-ish

[@pantpocket1741]

@@aleksthevoyager1260 relative to yogscast

[@pim42]

The mrtoasten plot line is going crazy

[@sierra121cyan]

so glad that schlatt was reborn yesterday after two days of being dead

[@Insane_One]

1:45:13 my man didn’t even go through the five stages of grief, he just went straight to acceptance.

[@unchartedchartz]

Schlatt and the Captain are genuinely such an entertaining team.

[@foolonthehill8410]

If you owned property before an HOA has been founded you have no obligation to follow their rules. If they give you any trouble, threaten to build a HAM radio or put a large trampoline in the yard.

[@gatordragon6140]

You have to remember this isnt just an hoa, its schlatt's and caps hoa, im pretty sure non compliance is punishable by death lol

[@el_rod]

I already watched this live, but this was genuinely the funniest shit I've seen all year, this server is a perfect spiritual continuation of smplive humor wise

[@lukewalls4639]

just two sick rich minecrafters owning the HOA

[@DappyCatfish]

The AI of today is incredible... 3 hours of simulated schlatt to honor his passing... 🕊🕊🕊 fly high jschlatt you will be missed.

[@numberonesouthparklover]

the fact that schlatt got captainsparklez to say he was blowing his load is crazy

[@Pilloot.]

Schlugg judging other people’s houses when living in a dirt tunnel that can hardly fit his massive wealth really how generous he is

[@memerking7813]

Did you miss the first few minutes of the vod?

[@foxtrotstudios2958]

His pink house was literally the first to be HOA approved

[@thinsketchy]

1:42:22 incredible. Toasten managed to get jschlatt to SPRINT

[@redmessenger07]

This made 2015 me very happy 😭 so nostalgic seeing Cap again on a server. Loving this Shclab

[@legitbuzhuh]

Sleep deprived minecrafters never fails me to grow underground weed and opium farm under my 3 room apartment!!!

[@user-xp8nq5mf9y]

Gonna miss this guy so much, he was so funny. His youtube channel was much better than the lives but hes always entertaining.

[@efenty6235]

what happened?

[@user-xp8nq5mf9y]

@@efenty6235well hes gone.

[@shader2421]

@@efenty6235he’s in a better place now

[@bjrndencker6728]

@@efenty6235he tragically passed away 😔

[@aymangani5416]

@@bjrndencker6728I don’t know if it’s okay to call the perpetrator’s death tragic… what he did to all of the victims of the incident definitely was though. Tired of seeing so much sympathy for this “man” after what he did

[@mootness_]

ik they started with the idea of being super tyrannical but they ended up just super reasonable, helpful and often just helped fix up the houses😭

[@l3xther3x86]

The combination of complete chill and visceral discomfort in the schlatt and captain duo is bizarre

[@CloudyOrchards]

I dont know why but "ough...ough....ough.... comfort me captain" had me dying

[@BierBart12]

1:17:27 MrToasten randomly dropping the most ominous message

[@deeth666]

My mom gave me very concerning looks for the first minute and 30seconds

[@silentxwxlf]

Your first mistake was playing jschlatt out loud

[@le-mon]

She knew what “happened” in 1999

[@samblam]

Captain getting less and less pg as the stream progressed is pretty funny

[@spencerk6920]

Did y’all see Mr Toasten’s POV? Funniest shit ever

[@Raven._.]

2:14:34 shibert just uncrouched just to say "nerd" to tucker

[@nader_909]

most funny bit of the whole 3 hours

[@nubbon]

Please dear lord let this continue for a couple more weeks of content please. So incredibly fun

[@justsomeguy1136]

No one gives credit to the girls on the server they're hilarious.

[@lieyoh]

the ai tricks my brain into thinking he's still here with us 😢

[@samme0311]

Highkey want this modpack to be released on forge

[@tinhc0]

You can download all the mods it's on the wiki

[@mooningmanz]

15:00 bro did a low budget grian bit

[@barrybeebenson8102]

The fact that everyone was selling drugs is killing me 😭

[@VI_music_official]

RIP JSchlatt, it has been real, you will be held in memory. 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[@Pooper-the-Paldean-Wooper]

Rest in peace, you will be missed 😔

[@aronszabo6009]

What happened?

[@harrypootis9519]

@@aronszabo6009 he died

[@SydDeus]

he died like 2 hours ago​@@aronszabo6009

[@VI_music_official]

@@aronszabo6009 we are just joking, play along. :) ;)

[@420yoloswag4jesuss]

Super nostalgic from when I found your content lol, these are absolutely hilarious and so amusing LOL I love it

[@enzopro1637]

Hey Schlippy Schloppytoppy, loving the "content", i desire more content (carnally) and am waiting for the next Weekly "Schlap" episode. Stay "safe" and healthy, kisses!

[@nightknight69187]

He („schlart“) is sadly already gone 😢🕊️🕊️🪦

[@darwin2534]

I love hearing schlatt rip fat lines every thirty minutes.

[@CAC2002]

He does not rip lines 😢 1:55:34

[@heronico]

actually never imagined i would see charborg and path at the same place at the same time

[@BurDuck99]

Charborg/JSchlatt is all I can hope for and more

[@joceling23]

RIP schlatt😔😔 u were the best🥺 I will miss you forever and will never be happy again

[@rhg3230]

7:53 mr toasten watches

[@kingbowser-sd2xv]

VOD WATCHERS ARE STILL HERE!!!!

[@grosslyincandescent2137]

I love how he keeps almost slipping up his censorship

[@nathandouvier1976]

Is no one going to talk about “MF Zoom”?

[@spap6407]

the DEAD ROTING CORPS, yes mr j shlatt did, in fact, comment on that

[@nathandouvier1976]

@@spap6407 Oh dear, quite an embarrassing oversight in my corner. Many thanks for your informational generosity, good fellow

[@archerbudden4107]

couldn't even J to this. Shlatt myself immediately, Clean up on isle VODS!!!

[@gh0stl4.st0n3r]

My childhood crush and adulthood crush as a duo is immaculate

[@AWiserOne]

Hello, Vod watcher here. Because Twitch things are "SO SPECIAL TO NOT ALERT ME OF STREAMS!!!!!!!" Anyways... I like the gay stuff you did with the house. It's great.

[@kkaarrss]

riftskeen is carrying this smp and everyones careers on her shoulders

[@theitalianstallion1533]

This is the best dynamic duo I have ever seen

[@BreezyD-tr8bd]

Purple is considered a ladies colour sometimes BUT IM ROCKING THAT SHIT LIKE IM CILLIAN MURPHY IN BREAKFAST ON PLUTO

[@SumeriyaYaxlaka]

LESGOOOOOO I LUV PURPLE COATS LIKE THE ONE JOKER WORE IN DARK KNIGHT👍

[@binay413963]

Originally people though blue was lady's color , and pink was men's colour 😬

[@mayorofspicytown893]

I love that Tucker is in more things

[@picklferts]

lookin very handsome today schlatt

[@Drewskee-nq2xb]

the weird opera music at 2:25 starts right after tucker tells shlatt exotic “means whatever you want it to mean, mr schlatt”

[@Spined]

This is sooo hillarious. The meowza baclony incident just threw me completely off. Noone should be in the unfortunate situation to wittness something like that. 2:04:19 - 2:05:32 I am so done lmfao

[@Jinxit.]

Finally a new update on the smp

[@prestofungus8588]

I’ll be watching this later. Glad to see the next ep is out tho

[@SumeriyaYaxlaka]

21:09 no.. This is how a cult works.. Which is appropriate for a HOA!!

[@canadiangoose1451]

It’s good watching back on these old videos reminds me of the time before he died

[@hungrylilsnail]

conner talking about how he lives downtown so he gets adds for homeless shelters 😭 seeing him interact with captain was so funny dude

[@raynbow3000]

good video, watched it all the way through already!

[@lt.ratattack5174]

just watched the whole vod, every sec, loved it

[@MSCH4RL13]

schlatt actually popped off with his base

[@Chris-jv8oj]

Rip schlatt🕊️🕊️

[@thehistoryguy6349]

Next thing we know he’ll be flying planes lol 9:48

[@durianfox]

Oh he's been flying planes buddy... Never forget..9/11

[@morxsine]

cottagecore

[@garfywarfy]

I never really see much of moist but his HOA visit made me a fan, wish they had him on SD more often

[@mitchnonya3792]

Make the currency iron, and build a bunch of iron farms to cause massive inflation

[@scmll]

im going to be king of the pirates!

[@Chrizz_YT]

*''I'M BEING NICE''* - Jawsh 2024

[@BlazingMichael]

How has this only got 580K views man... this is literally classic Jschlatt content revived in 2024, and the captain is present

[@Wired_User]

A minute and a half into the video and Schlatt is already talking about his massive caulk and balls

[@jordanbordwell7834]

Hey shlatt not sure if you read these but I love your content and have been watching you since the tribute to Minecraft video. I never have time now a days to catch the streams so Im happy you make these vods. KZbin has always been one of my main sources of entertainment and Im always happy to see when you have a new video.

[@autumnrawr2]

I dont know what a “ponzy” scheme is but this Mr. Jordan guy is pretty funny

[@deviantsemicolon618]

I loved the beginning of the vod when he talks about the 7.5 inch schlaft

[@cptn8008]

telling someone "I hope you get it all out" as they blow their nose is just so sincere

[@populousrj0404]

Sad seeing re-uploads,, its like hes still here, fly high king🕊🕊🕊🕊

[@GrimWolf6300]

2:22:05 Jawsh screams

[@ElevatorIsStuck]

Is that THE tucker chucklesandwich!??!

[@spap6407]

Ya, that's the host of Chuckle sanwich. I'm glad the other 2 weirdos aren't on here

[@kcenter12]

little do you know

[@Maric_IQ]

1:48:11 This is how sleep deprived runs

[@AK-gs6wr]

Absolutely LOVING this content. Seriously, keep it going, get some storylines. The gambling in boxing arena was so funny with imposters. You've nailed it and I think it could be the next big thing in MC. Well done 🎉❤

[@kallgon1524]

VOD stands for: V - Schlatt O - Is D - a raging homosexual and a clopper

[@theklown8820]

“What about opium; I have an opium dimension” CHRBRG said calmly

[@Kab0nes-Kab]

I love this server so much

[@No_Signal235]

You put your "secret" tunnel in the video ._. Not very secret

[@tessmanley24]

it feels so personal going into their little minecraft house and judging them it’s not actually deep or anything it’s just cute they made that little home together and it’s cute and meaningful to them