Schlatt Ranks EVERY Cookie

Streamed on 1/14/22
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[@cyber2952]

I think we should call “biscuit boy” Schlatt from now. He truly likes men.

[@nerdtime1199]

nice one

[@illusionary1879]

he truly does

[@TheChilternChronicles]

@@quadzero6339 😕

[@browniebear3246]

"Schlatt"

[@quadzero6339]

@@TheChilternChronicles 🅿️

[@itisinfactme4615]

love how chat actually gave a decent range of reviews at the start but after schlatt shit on the chewy cookie type they went full S / F for the rest of the stream

[@jonahgodbold3546]

the chewy with reese is just GARBAGE.

[@drystofiscalio7545]

@@jonahgodbold3546 I agree, it just so happens that some people (myself included) are much like raccoons in that they like to Monch Trash

[@angusbot7256]

Why does Schlatt like to use milk to make the cookie soft

[@bob_is_watching9017]

Just chewy cookies are my favorite

[@communistpropaganda3629]

Chewy cookies suck because they feel like regular cookies that have been left in the abandoned far corner of your grandma's drawer for a month.

[@gojiberrii1261]

Schlatt: Let me give chat a way to vote on which cookie should go where Also Schlatt: Ignores the chat's decision most of the time

[@lukemethcookin]

9:27

[@shadowofhawk55]

Welcome to American Democratic processes

[@kirrasin]

But he was correct about the chewy chips ahoy. That shit feels like rubber when you chew on it and sounds like someone eating baking powder while you chew on it. It's just a bad cookie, no argument needed.

[@rounakrai8187]

@@kirrasin ^^^^^ seriously who likes chewy chips ahoy. its so fake

[@The_Patriotic_Bludgeoner]

Because chat doesn’t know how to rate shit, only good cookie out there is truly Tates.

[@fing4222]

The Hog Rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points, low damage, and the ability to jump over enemy walls. Hog Riders prioritize defensive structures above all other targets, and will bypass all other types of enemy buildings while any defenses remain on the battlefield.

[@duffal0]

I think we should call “Buscuit Boy” Schlatt from now on. He truly loves those crunchy bits

[@munkoman]

I think we should call "Hog Rider" hog rider from now on. He truly loves those hogs.

[@AEZAKM1]

Hog rider lore

[@legendarydoesyt1159]

👀

[@dexterdexter8208]

I didn’t know that Hog Riders were related to cookies.

[@jacksonburgess8726]

Chapter List for Video: 0:00 Intro 0:16 Start of VOD 6:51 Chips Ahoy! Original 9:50 Chips Ahoy! Candy Blasts 13:27 Chips Ahoy! Chunky 16:44 Chips Ahoy! Chewy 19:52 Chips Ahoy! Chewy w/ Reeses 22:23 Keebler Chips Deluxe 25:29 Chips Deluxe w/ Milk Chocolate M&Ms 27:47 Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookies 32:08 Royal Dansk Danish Butter Cookies 34:50 Lotus Biscoff 38:00 Stauffer's Ginger Snaps 41:10 Frosted Sugar Cookies 44:56 Pillsbury Ready-Bake Sugar Cookies 47:31 Fortune Cookie?? 49:00 Pepperidge Farm Milano Milk Chocolate 54:16 Pepperidge Farm Milano Dark Chocolate 57:11 Pepperidge Farm Milano Mint Chocolate 1:01:58 Pepperidge Farm Chessmen Cookies 1:04:45 Pepperidge Farm Farmhouse Milk Chocolate Chip Cookies 1:07:40 Tate's Bake Shop Chocolate Chip Cookies 1:10:48 Lenny and Larry's The Complete Cookie 1:17:44 Keebler El Fudge Elfwich 1:21:46 Keebler Fudge Stripes 1:23:52 Keebler Sandies Pecan Shortbread 1:25:49 Keebler Vienna Fingers Creme Filled 1:28:39 Original Oreo 1:31:56 Double Stuf Oreo 1:33:42 Mega Stuf Oreo 1:36:11 Most Stuf Oreo 1:41:12 Oreo Thins 1:43:28 Mint Oreo 1:45:39 Birthday Cake Oreo 1:47:52 Golden Oreo 1:50:35 Java Chip Oreo 1:52:25 Lemon Oreos 1:56:08 Fig Newtons 1:59:47 Nutter Butter 2:03:13 Nilla Wafers 2:07:09 Black and White Cookies 2:11:03 Stella D'oro Margherite Combination 2:13:35 Stella D'oro Swiss Fudge 2:17:36 ?????????????????

[@ForgottenSouls]

goated

[@kaylaogirl7864]

OWO

[@braedenwinstead1984]

Thank you

[@lonelylunarx1466]

the absolute G

[@randomcrusader5632]

I can’t believe he doesn’t do tim tams

[@noral6528]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes “evading police dogs.”

[@lordreiman8352]

PLAT

[@46_Pd]

i guess thats why he has Jambo

[@SergeantDC]

We don’t talk about 1995.

[@owenmeier]

@@SergeantDC people that talked about '95 were the same ones that went missing in '99

[@Daaninator]

50% of the cookies are oreos and chips ahoys

[@bem865]

the rainbow chips ahoys is gay..

[@scape_stray601]

​@@bem865 so are you

[@orangethesaberguy7638]

I generally agree with the no soft cookie sentiment UNLESS it's a FRESH cookie, light straight out of the over handmade real cookie. If it's soft because it's fresh and warm, it's good. If it's artificially soft its gross.

[@sleepy_resident256]

agreed fresh warm hot cookies out of the oven you just sneak one out of the tray when it's cooling just a soft hot cookie that falls apart in your mouth and sometimes you cool the burning feeling in your throat with a glass of milk and your pains just melt away

[@KA-lj3wr]

Based department, yes this king right bere

[@calebfuller64]

Edit this to I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on.

[@munkoman]

I think we should call "Biscuit Boy" Schlatt from now on. He truly loves those crunchy bits.

[@fullmetal2455]

But you will bite into a hard cracker with the smallest piece of chocolate

[@glassphish]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@HTCS10]

Ok I am new but y the quotation marks on “Schlatt”

[@Jay_Reyes]

@@HTCS10 it’s a running gag on the channel. not even i am aware of the punch line or the basis of the joke

[@morbalord1560]

@@HTCS10 oh ya know

[@B_men_apo]

This is not big guy but Schlatt they look a like but are not the same

[@B_men_apo]

@@HTCS10 plz don’t we can stop this

[@jaxon.minecraft6715]

I just watched a adult man eat cookies for 2 hours and 19 mins I love what ive done with my life

[@nate9462]

Me too

[@mattypouliot8062]

Man did a whole cookie tier list without girl scout cookies and expects us to be ok with that

[@xinsaniax]

FR

[@himules]

Facts

[@distilledpizza]

he literally said that girl scout cookies would be another stream like twice in this stream

[@donovanrooney4077]

It's scary how everyone's Grandparents had those butter cookie tins filled with sewing supplies and other junk, it can't be a coincidence. My Grandfather had one of those in his trunk for years and probably still has it in there to this day.

[@junipermitchell4834]

They taste so good, my grandma actually had the cookies in hers

[@valve_is_better294]

I truly appreciate the effort schlatt puts into streams, such high quality production I mean the Pope bit too come on, truly one of the only streamers in the just chatting category that puts work into it

[@captainstupid1569]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crispity crunchy munchy crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire Queens lovely jubiley delights bits.

[@alienboi9498]

Schlatt is the only person I will watch a 2-3 hour long video about and not skip through any of it

[@goingdarkquestionmark]

as an australian i enjoyed watching schlatt rank these cookies that ive never seen before, since i cant really get mad coz i dont know what they taste like

[@robbieshapirbro2213]

1:02:49 “maybe it’s just your big man hands” in chat. Thank you spook_towne for this suggestion as to why the bag may be ripping. Sometimes we jump into action, when we first need to look at what’s right in front of us. Truly an inspiring and amusing live comment.

[@elliequinnn]

hey Robbie Shapiro can you send me good vibes please? xx

[@robbieshapirbro2213]

@@elliequinnn no but I can sing a song about broken glass if you think that will be nice enough

[@elliequinnn]

@@robbieshapirbro2213that would be freaking awesome :o

[@maximusdingus8545]

I'm so glad that schlatt is back to streaming. I love his YT content but just listening to schlatt talk to chat really reminds me how much of a New Yorker he really is. Fills me with pride

[@j_ken3424]

I was surprised that Schlatt's favorite cookie wasn't the "Body Of Christ".

[@patheticworlds9557]

What

[@user-ke4oz9rz8x]

@@HardcoreK1llar If ur not immuned to cringe gtfo

[@WidePurex]

it was a chip

[@mattkeef419]

​@@HardcoreK1llar

[@Justarandomguy567]

Or a grain berry flavoured cookie

[@smile--]

I'm convinced Schlatt's chat has never eaten any of these cookies

[@EvilRiceGuy]

They really hate the shortbread

[@exotic1405]

Fuck people who hate shortbread

[@leomartino3902]

Schlatt’s Chlatt

[@_ThistL_]

something i like about this vod channel is that schlatt gives a basic rundown of what to expect in the beginning, and i like that for some reason

[@MrZozo]

I think we should call "Schlatt" biscuit boy from now. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@garbage_bin]

Do you mean "biscuit boy"?

[@toastmoast1933]

big man aka biscuit boy

[@icery59]

They dont call him biscuit boy for nothing, because of what he did back in the 90s

[@rageblock7802]

You have started something beautiful

[@konstantingromov438]

We could also call “Him” food rater

[@markkoopmans4567]

I think we should call "biscuit boy" Schlatt from now. He truly likes da crunch

[@cyberwolf5075]

Here's the thing, people don't like super crispy cookies, the best one in my opinion is a crispy edge and a gooey inside. People like cookies that take like home bakes. Most of these cookies are dry, then the ones made to be soft can't really balance that perfect ratio and therefore are controversial. It's hard to pack tons of home baked cookies to retailers around the world.

[@Thxndered]

People are talking about schlatt's cookie choices but what about his drink choices? Orange Sobe, a man of culture if you will. Or ICE, idk what it is but it's bussin either way.

[@Longestly]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@jackiejams]

Ice is carbonated water

[@TheRealestCalebD]

I never get tired of these vids

[@RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

I think we should call “Schlatt” Biscuit Boy from now on. He truly likes those Crunchy Bits.

[@Synaxu]

Great stream, I'm glad I could be a part of it! Hope you do more streams like this in the future and keep on making great content

[@BrobaFett-ts7bn]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits

[@Teriiiyakiii]

Thank you so much for uploading the VODs on YT, I don’t use Twitch and can’t find the time to watch your streams live, so this helps tremendously. Keep up the good work big guy 💕 Edit: he dissed chewy chips ahoy fuck this guy

[@egghead4590]

I agree with him, cookies are meant to be crunchy and then melt in your mouth, not feel like someone chewed it and spat it out :/

[@Teriiiyakiii]

@@egghead4590 Call me a picky eater, but I’m kind of in the middle. I like it when a cookie is crisp on the edges and soft and chewy in the middle. There has to be a balance-having too much of either is just gross. Although if I had to choose between the two I like the soft cookies better, crunchy cookies are just too dry for me.

[@stresseddictator1849]

Chewy chips suck

[@SergeantDC]

@@Teriiiyakiii bro that’s why the subway cookies are the best

[@shanemcdowell3628]

I think we should call "biscuit Schlatt" boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy men.

[@Prostopyotr]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy for now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits!

[@BKSMR13]

Yes we should

[@patheticworlds9557]

Yes we should

[@dawgersnee7181]

I don't know why but watching schlatt rate any form of food is just so God damn amazing.

[@nathanobrien9227]

"schlatt"

[@jon664_]

"schlatt"

[@oliveloomis3654]

hes like the new york version of gordon ramsay, just better

[@Chillin4030]

I've never been so enraged while also enjoying a video.

[@luysery2277]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes triple homicide.

[@justadumb8864]

Shout out to the guy at 1:29 who just said "White Man"

[@therealslmccl]

A VOD that actually works to watch?! Crazy

[@N0RSEMyth]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@eheumoment]

I like watching videos while baking and I just so happened to come across this one while I was trying out a new cookie recipe. :D

[@frostedscales]

The rollercoaster of emotions he had taking a bite of that generic frosted sugar cookie

[@Krushking99]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 t66 turbos with NOS and a Motec System Exhaust.Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten why for (why for) Can't take much more (Here we go, here we go, here we go) One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me One, something's got to give Two, something's got to give Three, something's got to give now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Push me again (again) This is the end (Here we go, here we go, here we go) One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me One, something's got to give Two, something's got to give Three, something's got to give now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Skin against skin, blood and bone You're all by yourself but you're not alone You wanted in now you're here Driven by hate consumed by fear Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me One, something's got to give Two, something's got to give Three, something's got to give now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor

[@AndrewSmith-jf5xr]

Schlatt most of the time: this is too much filling. Also Schlatt: Double stuff is the best form of Oreo.

[@matthewversfeld4674]

These are just simply the best

[@bronzeliver6735]

I Think We Should Call “schlatt” Biscuit Boy From Now On. He Truly Likes Those Crunchy Bits.

[@RenAI98]

You should include a "never had em" option so you get less liars in chat

[@rainniebee]

i was here for this stream, was scary ngl

[@eyebalz4272]

Shoutout to the British man coping in chat saying “ITS A BISCUIT NOT A COOKIE!”

[@classified2154]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit bot from now on. He truly likes those crunchy little bits.

[@masontroyadams8057]

I think we should call "biscuit boy" Schlatt from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@NaveeSeal]

The static actually scared me a bit because it was playing on my TV at midnight

[@ulrikaa5739]

dude that stream was so fun

[@ashcrash13]

I was questioning Schlatt's decision with Keebler Chips Deluxe but it turns out that they actually changed the recipe mid 2020 and I can taste how better it is. based video

[@BlOrg_]

Eating homemade cookies while watching this stream. Clearly s teir

[@yelowduck1198]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on, he truly like the crunchy bits

[@meitein]

Twitch streamer Jschlatt blinked 1952 times this stream

[@hellolamb1391]

what the fuck is wrong with you

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

It will always baffle me how such a cute sheep character could belong to such a monstrous menace to society

[@Gojo-Satoru1]

Yoooo! It’s “Jschlatt”

[@kingkongballs1574]

Yooo

[@therealr1fl3]

Yoooo

[@rachelzlotnick1995]

Yoooo

[@NPCmagee]

Yoooo

[@AhrizSky]

Yoooo

[@chaos_665]

you should rank soda next, i think that would be pretty fun

[@antikovt]

Energy drink ranking pog!! We saw how Schlatt chugs down those White Monster Energy cans in every OTK vid

[@billie8144]

I am so glad I can watch these, I cannot watch at 1am as I am in bed normally but thank you for posting these

[@KatBambi]

See, I don’t eat Oreo thins because they are “healthier”, I eat Oreo thins because I LOVE the crunchier texture. I am a sucker for crunchy cookies and those bang. Like ik they aren’t healthy, that’s why I’m eating an Oreo fam.

[@KatBambi]

In fact I went out and bought not just the dark chocolate ones but also the mint thins (aka my favorite), out of spite. But mainly also because this video made me hungry for a cookie

[@Paave_]

I think we should call Schlatt “biscuit boy” from now on. He truly likes men. Also I always get these cookies from airplanes

[@Chillin4030]

I personally quite like oreo thins. Not because they're healthy cause your gonna eat the same amount of oreo in the end anyways. But because they have almost a potato chip like texture which I like. edit: i also like the mint Oreos fuck

[@hatmann]

How could "Schlatt" forget about the Zucc Cookies? The most popular one!

[@fnaf_for_life]

There is so many different Chips Ahoy brands of cookies it’s honestly terrifying lmao-

[@P0ltergei5t]

and I've only had the original-

[@ellencompernol]

have u ever had biscoff with milk? welcome to belgium, my brother eats a whole sleeve with a cup of milk infront of the tv

[@RaccVA]

It's interesting too see the moments in between where he would usually make a clip for a youtube video.

[@jenconvertibles]

I was kind of hoping you’d continue the trend of getting some Aussie brands in there. I was in the us and tried most of the brands Schlatt mentioned and a pack of arnotts assorted dunks on every single one

[@Sam_Scroobus]

Watching this while at work, while eating cookies

[@harbinger7368]

I think we should call schlatt “biscuit boy” from now on, he truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@sharpiexl685]

Schlatt on twitch:😇😇😆😆 Schlatt on youtube: 😈😈🤬🤬

[@nunyabeezwacks1527]

I love how “Schlatt” keeps coming up with these great ideas for “streams”

[@TheAncientHistoryNerd]

eating some chocolate chip cookies while watching this, life could not be better

[@robertcool23]

I think we should call “shat” biscuit boy because he likes them boys and he’s a little biscuit lookin

[@antikovt]

I think we should call "schlagg" biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits

[@berquiroganazur3972]

I believe I schat my pants

[@alexsacc8910]

I think we should call “Schlatt” boy from now on. He truly likes his crunchy bits

[@alexlewis3775]

So happy that I could catch a "stream" from our one and only "Cricket boy".

[@ttychailatte]

Love it how I began to drink an ICE Sparkling drink right at the same time as Schlatt. Schlatt my man, you need to do a soda/sparkling drink video next or at some point.

[@LoganArden]

Yo the thumbnail is most adorable thing I've seen

[@too_much_torque6466]

I always love going back in the old vods channel bank and watching “Schlatt” be “Schlatt”, even if he committed those horrible “Attrocities” so many years ago.

[@AdrianLepus]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@kallikins]

YOUR NOT FUNNY EJSUUSSJEEEEEEEUS JEEEEEEEEEESUS GET A NEW JOKE

[@jco_sfm]

@@kallikins entire jschlatt fanbase on its way to repeat the same unfunny joke hundreds of time in every comments section

[@quadzero6339]

Haha, dont you get it? He put the word Schlatt in quotations!!! Haha! Truly a lol moment! Very original 🥳🥳🎉

[@screwtapee]

@@quadzero6339 thats not the joke

[@ccassidypegg]

@@screwtapee There is no joke, to find actual comments and actual jokes is near impossible bc of this unfunny bit.

[@rohangarg2468]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits!

[@maxebanana6143]

I think we should call "Schlatt" biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@katelyn3450]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits

[@ForgeofAule]

I think we should call “biscuit boy” Schlatt from now. He truly likes men.

[@aviatornic2839]

I think we should call "Schlatt" biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits

[@dzp11177]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crispity crunchy munchy crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire Queens lovely jubiley delights bits.

[@bigbubbat7829]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@BKSMR13]

Yes we should

[@Crosroad]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@acatlol2930]

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[@yane2478]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@BKSMR13]

Yes we should

[@annagenix4359]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@BKSMR13]

Yes we should

[@treece6282]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@BKSMR13]

Yes we should

[@StirlingFlurr]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@BKSMR13]

Yes we should

[@norar-m1060]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@aokusaki4953]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@BKSMR13]

Yes we should

[@kaabakas4563]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@bobodenkirkwithsunglasses]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@BKSMR13]

Yes we should

[@sunnity1545]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@DiamondCat908]

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[@aidenbajan1393]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

[@megmir6954]

I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.