Schlatt Ranks Your DISGUSTING PC Setups

Streamed on 4/1/22
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[@NaOkii]

The fact he said my setup was made in blender was hilarious to me

[@wealthybone2990]

You should be honored to have your setup called that, I'm jealous

[@phantomstriker7996]

Wait where did he say that

[@NaOkii]

@@phantomstriker7996 I somehow got the honor of being cut out the VOD. 13 minutes of the VOD are missing. In the actual VOD you find me at 02:54:45

[@phantomstriker7996]

@@NaOkii It does look like it was made in Blender. It has a distinct taste of surrealism.

[@NaOkii]

@@phantomstriker7996 this is somehow funny and kinda interesting to hear, I never thought about it that way

[@sploingy]

17:20 can we appreciate how much cleaner the windows 98 setup is compared to the rest

[@anglepsycho]

Honestly you work on 7 pixels at most but you somehow are more civil than literally everyone else

[@OrangeGooseee]

Yes

[@seprex5695]

@@anglepsychofr

[@malekthedalekandmr.h340]

I love how shlatt acts like a 75 year old grandpa who loves fishing,beer,golf, cigarettes and budlight, and has been through 3 divorces.

[@malekthedalekandmr.h340]

I’m kinda surprised you know what a divorce is

[@Malik-td2ft]

@@malekthedalekandmr.h340 you good bro?

[@malekthedalekandmr.h340]

@@Malik-td2ft this channel is run by two people, we are both fine

[@malekthedalekandmr.h340]

Well Mr.H isn’t he hurt his back but I’m fine

[@yummycrackers846]

the voices. the voices speak to him.

[@boof6950]

"some of these are so terrible" I say as I eat coloured marshmallows out of the bag, sitting in my bed, the frame covered in countless stickers, with my surface laptop on my lap detached from its keyboard, surrounded by stuffed animals. Yes. They're the ones with the bad setup.

[@muffim_tv]

DUDE FEEL THATTT

[@LowPolyPigeon]

Big mood. I've also got a side table that I picked up on the side of the road topped with so many figurines that the lamp barely fits, as well as an amazon package graveyard. Livin the dream!

[@mcaroacegirl7476]

There was one exactly like that wasn't there? I think it was in the edited down video.

[@nomidav4444]

No one can beat the classic “Pope cardboard cut-out with educational whiteboard” set-up. Beautiful display big guy.

[@ZuzutheGiant]

That is the real Pope. He is dormant unless someone has sinned.

[@nomidav4444]

@@ZuzutheGiant Let’s hope it stays that way.

[@faxi2562]

@@nomidav4444 amen 🙏

[@ZuzutheGiant]

@@nomidav4444 Amen

[@Inubriated]

Not to mention a giant barrel of lube.

[@dax2912]

bro schlatt can rank fucking pillow cases and still make it entertaining

[@huhwhat2673]

Don't give him any ideas

[@daxl7077]

fr

[@xiscaw]

ong

[@antisal4192]

Honestly he would do that lol

[@wealthybone2990]

God I actually want to see that now lol.

[@lethegaming4574]

29:31 this one went from Minecraft to William Afton dying really quick

[@killuanatsume]

I am confuse, I mean yeah I am really familiar with that (I love afton family related stuff) but can't see where you see that.

[@trappizze22]

13:43 just want to say. being around insulation inside an attic is a very very bad idea. lots of glass fibers (aka fiberglass) that you don't want to be breathing in. it also causes really bad skin and eye irritation

[@thaliacrafts407]

And somehow it's still not the most dangerous setup in this video

[@WA-vz3io]

Asbestos fibers can cause many lung diseases just like that lol

[@karelpgbr]

Well she did TTS saying she always wears a mask when going up there

[@noodlelynoodle.]

Apparently newer fiberglass at least is biosoluble and just gets broken down by the lungs, the old stuff was a problem but the modern variety is fairly safe comparatively, still uncomfortable to get on ya but nowhere near as bad anymore

[@stacklysm]

Asbestos?

[@wormicide3651]

I was wheezing so hard at some of these that i was convinced i was gonna asphyxiate. This community is so ridiculously funny.

[@huhwhat2673]

Bots are here again damn

[@NaOkii]

@@huhwhat2673 Bots are bigger "Schlatt" fans than we are

[@huhwhat2673]

@@NaOkii Ok

[@toasty4021]

same xD

[@Torder]

The best one was the “Rii” setup with the “Logik” monitor

[@WackyRequiem]

Tommy is very successful but doesn’t know autoclickers exist and built his own

[@xxjuancena80xx24]

That's tubbo

[@eastvern5147]

Oh ye... Before some Stan comes lemme point that he made that so he could cheat in MCC as external preferals don't count as cheat but softwares count Piss off stans not fighting here Takes some Schlagg jokes

[@m4g-nu5ftw92]

@@eastvern5147 stans cope

[@Isabel-wm6be]

@@eastvern5147 you take a very weird pride in not being a stan

[@zack-lk8if]

@@Isabel-wm6be literally nothing they said was about how they're not a stan

[@imnotmeimabisexualpanda.1122]

2:40:14 dude I’d be careful with meds. I work at a pharmacy and I can tell you for a fact you can dox yourself extremely easy with those. Luckily the label wasn’t too visible. Most, if not all pharmacy’s in the states put your address on the label. Sure, people arenot likely to come to a strangers house, but it does happen. The Chances of that happening with controlleds is 100x worse. Sure most crackheads are lazy but when it comes to drugs they’ll go to insane lengths to get it and usually aren’t above petty robbery’s. I’m just saying be safe and not stupid with your personal information.

[@thaliacrafts407]

That's actually pretty solid advice

[@Dubitz]

32:42 "let me guess, you got the Elgato Key Lights too" *proceeds to pan to Elgato Key Lights*

[@sunnyd9884]

im disabled and keeping my desk in order is difficult so seeing some of these really makes me feel better about it thanks big guy and horrendously disorganized and no hygiene kings

[@FukaiKokoro]

That’s kinda rude to ask someone.

[@rarus1377]

@barnoftheyard I mean the people in the video don't even clean and they aren't disabled

[@Madoka_The_Witch]

@@rarus1377 i mean mentally they are

[@sunnyd9884]

@barnoftheyard i keep my shit clean even tho i cant bend over or exert myself without risking siezures/fainting or joint dislocation, its a genetic thing. I kinda just spread out the work I don't ask help for in between feeling light headed, recovering, then getting back to it, feeling light headed again, repeat. *edit, the cause for the light headedness, and seizures, is epilepsy and the pain of moving or breathing. Loose ligaments and tendons that are stretchy, frequent bone slipping out of place, grinding and inflamming like arthritis, blah blah blah blah. Doctors assume Ehlars Danlos Syndrome but its uncertain as they cant find anything through testing, but can see the results on x-ray and MRI. Had to have a surgery to prevent death and prolong this...life.

[@quinncupp5365]

I think some of these setup’s are jokes

[@Daniel-go6sw]

6 minutes into this. Cannot wait to watch the full 3 hours and then watch the cropped down 15 minute video with the funnies in lmao

[@seprex5695]

fr ❤😂

[@emma_nutella58]

This confirms that Schlatt viewers have the same chaotic energy that Schlatt has

[@anglepsycho]

No, they're worse because at least Schlatt can make money off of it, this was just doxxing in a fun form-

[@DesolateLavender]

2:02:28 was the funniest up to that point in my opinion. It (the video, and Schlatt himself) devolved into madness and laughter. Beautiful.

[@spiroagnew3909]

Idk the deer one was fucking amazing

[@seprex5695]

@@spiroagnew3909yea

[@jiyanajojo9489]

1:40 I paused at the exact time for me to see a person confess about how they stole rootbeer when they were thirteen.

[@peanutbeanut767]

now we all know of their crime

[@eggdoughyt1247]

Godspeed, freizafan.

[@Ayundaru]

Literally just clicked to find MuffinJuice’s setup at 2:41:58 with the DEERS

[@allftw2677]

Why the fuck are you posting the same videos over and over again, you bot

[@nikumai]

Fuck dude there sure are the deers

[@Varrbariouss]

Omg💀

[@Walkingmango]

Thats a lot of deers

[@mrsimonzshortvlogs3983]

yeah me too LOL🤣

[@jacksonharvey6342]

i love that schlatt has just adopted "either way" as a catchphrase to avoid tangent arguments and move the stream along its very effective good looks big guy

[@theodensuhrie7915]

tommy's mouse looks like something you'd find in your pocket after getting mugged by michael reeves

[@f4shi]

The Groupchat Setups 1:04:40 BigT 1:18:25 Larrycroft? 1:59:40 Grunk 2:02:30 Softwilly 2:06:30 Isaacwhy 3:01:25 BigT if he was a degenerate

[@ajaxnightshade6095]

Who's the group chat?

[@itsPlasma06]

@@ajaxnightshade6095 A group of funny people Schlatt has collaborated with before. I'd recommend checking any of their channels, they're pretty funny

[@pink_sky_morning4842]

@@itsPlasma06 i read “a group of funny people” as “a group of funny”

[@paul-andrewnavarro6392]

Eh u o u a e i o ay

[@nenamania4523]

@@hoooob weest is not one bit in the gc

[@365mimimi]

Fun Fact: I had no clue RGB mousepads existed before this stream

[@Realmisted]

I actually have one and it’s decent ngl

[@aetheraaa702]

also got one

[@roowut]

imo it’s better to spend on a decent mousepad rather than a shitty one but with lights

[@ash_is_dead6163]

Same here I had no idea that existed

[@dizzy897]

@@roowut idk why most of the setups in this vid have like 2mm of mouse space like how tf do you play like that prioritizing mouse space is a must

[@OldFartingMan]

27:14 didn't age well "I d-...I did not hold a knife near the queen....yet"

[@itsPlasma06]

Can we just talk about how the dude at 15:00 has such a fucking amazing comedic delivery? Like holy shit, I watch this and it makes me laugh every time.

[@vanillarosekitchen]

Watching this made me feel so much better about myself. “MOM IM NOT A SLOB!!”

[@anglepsycho]

Same, at least it's organized chaos.

[@mcaroacegirl7476]

I use a folding table as a desk and it looks better than half of these

[@Curry_Communist]

same and i realized i have a nice ass setup

[@vanillarosekitchen]

I absolutely love the balls of these people to just show these weird ass looking setups and flashing the bird in their videos. It made me die 😂😂

[@quinncupp5365]

I think most of these were staged

[@notastone4832]

@@quinncupp5365 you underestimate how fucked up people's rooms can get.. i used to go smoke weed at a friends house and you had to step over piles of garbage in his room to get to somewhere you could sit and not be on garbage lmfao

[@Appleberyy]

@@notastone4832 Mmmm

[@nuclearknight5276]

@@quinncupp5365 yeah but the effort to do that for a short vid...

[@thamrew676]

@@quinncupp5365 You gotta appreciate the stage-making process tho.

[@thaliacrafts407]

To the absolute legend that recommended we watch the full VOD: thank you, I was not disappointed

[@cocballus250]

Timestamps: 5:52 Armrest off the chair 8:30 Ludwig's roommate 10:58 Metal slug 3 12:12 Broken Display 12:58 dead body in attic 14:29 Fountain 16:51 Windows 98 19:18 Shit box 20:39 Goldfish 21:37 Where's my rammy plush

[@seprex5695]

ok

[@topgrandiosodellaclasseverte]

​@@seprex5695ok

[@skywardstargaze1768]

2:21:00 e u o m appy eau o my i

[@jaxionfae]

If I met Jshlatt in person ever, doesn’t matter the age, I’d probably say something stupid by mistake and get insulted. Then I’d cry and he’d call me a little bitch and I would just accept it and walk away a bigger man

[@JonoPee669]

This sounds like some fucked up fanfiction bullshit

[@anglepsycho]

I'd just pop a joke and bolt the other direction whether he was chasing me or not. Make it a bit spicy of a bump-in, classy.

[@funkypumpkinman]

i'd contact the big hand if i saw him.

[@muffim_tv]

accurate. he lives near my area and i hope to hell that i do not meet the man anytime soon. i have the worst social skills it would NOT go well lmaoo

[@Wilburs_Whitespaceoff]

Same tho

[@SkiArbol]

"Schlatt" cannot handle the absolute power of these rooms.

[@TabooGroundhog]

1:00:12 the incredible part is it’s actually exactly 45 dollars

[@skeyturr]

12:07 i love this, i've been staring at the setup for full 5 minutes now

[@JyWalker1603]

I think calling a water fountain, a bubbler is a mostly Australian thing

[@gamermcclout]

some parts of the us as well, think mostly northeast and some places in the midwest

[@joepassineau240]

it's a midwestern thing

[@lciav]

@@joepassineau240 I live in the midwest and I have never ever heard the term

[@alexaparry4477]

it’s a wisconsin thing too lol

[@brandonmyers2043]

@@lciav same

[@feaddbear]

That was by far the quickest vod release yet

[@jimmyneutron4360]

and he's still not uploaded the hardcore minecraft vods lol

[@huhwhat2673]

@@jimmyneutron4360 bruh

[@feaddbear]

@@jimmyneutron4360 Probably just waiting for him to finish it to release it as one big video

[@demexe4353]

27:18 This aged beautifully

[@proguner]

yea it really did (not)

[@slickestboi7934]

shout out to the 2 people in chat who mentioned Mumei after Schlatt zoomed in on the white board at 1:26:30, nice to see fellow Hololive and Schlatt enjoyers

[@parasaurlolphusxd1440]

I don’t get the reference lmao, could you explain?

[@bird4260]

@@parasaurlolphusxd1440it’s drawn by a vtuber called Nanashi Mumei

[@Booty_Shakerrr9000]

2:03:13 I haven't laughed this hard in awhile, it just took me off guard 💀

[@lucki5272]

nick and isaac are honestly the funniest mfs alive 💀💀💀

[@rockmanbret9028]

God I love softwilly.

[@toknee_6133]

Look up Issacwhy that was that guy they’re fucking hilarious

[@panzerfich]

Dude Isaac's Muscle Milk setup just fucking leveled me, I actually cried from laughter the first time I saw it

[@Booty_Shakerrr9000]

@@toknee_6133 yeah I watch them all the time, but for some reason they just took me off guard with that lol

[@wtrgh]

He’s wearing a tie dye disney t shirt. He truly is a streamer.

[@alwaysbored1700]

2:06:29 easily one of the funniest parts

[@MrBigNicholas]

11:21 you also get an infinite amount of double clicks as well! razer mice are the only mice i have ever owned that eventually just start double clicking randomly which interrupts you when you hold the button down

[@shadowreaper401]

3:11:12 my cat is twitch famous now I’m proud of my boy

[@slushyscarf]

Congrats to your cat :)

[@Walkingmango]

That’s a cute cat

[@CRAutist]

I like how he recorded the intro in the stream but he records them in editing anyways lol

[@crispysquidoftheacidcats295]

no the intro he did in the stream is for an edited version of the stream which will be about 15 mins long max.

[@trip1894]

37:48, me looking over to my left and seeing a cup and two bottles 💀💀 chill broooo

[@daragon1296]

27:20 yet another piece of foreshadowing

[@ThePigLord]

3:01:17 he's so distracted by the babies he doesn't see the stack of pancakes just chilling behind them

[@FOXSIDIAN]

those are caramel waffles

[@ThePigLord]

@@FOXSIDIAN I'm not even going to ask

[@lazersharc24-plus]

Stroop waffles*

[@arandomassspyplayer7211]

28:35 this could be a start of an arg (arg is an alternate reality game where people do a set of videos images links and maybe even a video game to make a mystery)

[@shabbadabbadeeboo8539]

bruh how are you like the only one commenting about this

[@emptyocean5512]

Ya can someone look into this

[@andrewgentry2411]

I commented on that just a minute ago.

[@shardell]

The muscle milk one was my favourite, the way he tried to show off his mouse

[@sage-ws5tq]

27:13 foreshadowing

[@neico6751]

53:11 "you wanna succeed at this game? you gotta shit bucket? no? well get one. going to the bathroom means time youre not playing battlefield, time youre not playing battlefield means youre losing battlefield." god i loved that series, makes me wanna go rewatch it

[@channel13113]

1:17:48

[@rockybalboa9239]

Softwilly and friends submissions are so funny. I can't wait for them all to move in like they discussed on their podcast that Schlatt was in.

[@BigHumphrey]

2:41:58 might be the best gaming setup to ever exist.

[@Fiku_]

2:20:58 Thats just my favorite part of the stream tbf

[@razuer2920]

“Schlatt” is known for his amazing rankings

[@unculturedbred]

And for what “happened” in ‘99

[@zakkarystory2352]

​@@unculturedbredcall me a fucking idiot, but if he's 24 like he says he is, what happened in 99 was Schlatt was born lmao

[@flumpus4828]

I got the one exception to Schlatt’s cheap light rule 😮‍💨 my setup is at 55:06 (The Rock Pc)

[@briabbruh6183]

nice rock

[@airplane4470]

nice rock

[@riotrecker8978]

nice rock

[@shawmlinsitly08]

nice rock

[@kyunanimating]

nice rock

[@skovatur5622]

"I did not hold a knife anywhere near the queen.... yet." That aged well 💀

[@neilsui]

I keep coming back to these vod like it never gets old

[@TommyBKWL]

1:32:55 ok this setup is awesome as hell

[@TheSexiestGoblin]

Tommy's setup feels just SLIGHTLY off. Like it was put together by someone who is trying to be normal but just can't quite fake it

[@kabfridepoblus6951]

Literally like tommy

[@acreativename7999]

Suits Tommy

[@MainlineThruTheRockies]

It looks like it was built by someone who is desperately trying to be ironically funny, but is failing miserably

[@thaliacrafts407]

"this is human setup yes"

[@TENOZILIA]

He's british

[@Ninemis69]

Hey Shart Just wanted to say that your Streams are really entertaining

[@millyyna]

this video is long enough to leave on while im gooning. perfect length to goon to in the background to cover up my gooning noises while im gooning.

[@_indaeyo]

in case some people aren't aware, you can put a trashcan next to your desk

[@dogsareawesome9197]

I did but i used it about as many times ive been on mars

[@lav6978]

1:26:32 that guy submitted their set-up to Gura's and Mumei's room review and had the same reaction about the dog lmao

[@freqok]

27:07 caught red handed SHLATT 2022 KILLED THE BRITTISH QUEEN

[@-_-november16]

its so cute how the entire chat unanimously goes "cat :D" the moment theres a cat on the screen

[@YesNo-rz2dn]

Yes very wholesome

[@sly_cat]

I applaud how quickly Schlatt can get into character

[@Zilly.]

2:21:01 goes so hard 🔥

[@huhwhat2673]

Killed myself laughing at that one for fuckin half an hour straight

[@briabbruh6183]

ive been tring to look for this

[@angryperson8504]

eh mm uh mm ah imm ill um ma ai

[@stacklysm]

Thanks for the timestamp in this one

[@evelynkonchel9230]

this video did not age well "I did not hold a knife to the queens throat... yet"

[@Cheeming-Bepis]

2:41:57 this is disturbing yet so funny at the same time

[@AlwaysStayWorkin]

Lmaooo sounds like Mataur

[@whomst855]

I love the genuine confusion and disappointment he has for some of them.

[@trashbuilt4394]

Jschlatt: *Sees Windows XP era system* "That's fuckin ANCIENT bro!" Me waiting patiently for the next time he does a setup review: :)

[@brookey4625]

Me also waiting for the next one: 💀

[@quinncupp5365]

Oh no

[@anglepsycho]

Oh Wait what do you have???

[@martyyt2099]

@@anglepsycho needless to say it got a error system 32 from uh..loading google

[@EPIKSAUCE234]

@@martyyt2099 youve upgraded since then surely.....right?

[@justjimmy5484]

This is the third time I've woken up and watching this dude at 4 am like after I pass out KZbin just says it's shlatt time

[@ChunkySpaceMonkey]

Next time shlatt does like a P.O. Box thing we gotta send light up mouse pads

[@thaliacrafts407]

Imagine if you break into the post office, expecting some good loot, and all you find is a bunch of RGB mousepads

[@kmern]

I was dozing off while watching this and there was a baby crying in my “dream” and the baby said “what on fucking earth is that” cause schlatt said that loud enough for it to enter my dream

[@huhwhat2673]

That is actually funny what

[@huhwhat2673]

Just realized dream was in quotation marks 😐

[@kmern]

@@huhwhat2673 it’s because it wasn’t really a dream, not the youtuber

[@Case2_0]

My attic is actually full of my family’s stuff. Lot of broken antique furniture that I’m slowly fixing. I even have my great grandmother’s nursing chair.

[@soabac0835]

watching the bedroom and setups vods really make me realize i don't spend enough money into my personal space

[@dietwater4910]

This is the most chill video I've watched so far on this channel

[@redpandai678]

42:51 falling out of your chair just got a hell of a lot more dangerous

[@Redalarms]

1:59:00 I literally cried of laughter when that happened during on stream!

[@boy_of_war]

It was better with the bass boosted music

[@ainsley5843]

this is honestly the funniest stream schlatt has done

[@danglyboi474]

We are literally just missing Larry.

[@coolbeans21]

25:16 I payed $15 for “pay this man” I have no life 💀

[@name1883]

I love setup reviews, went searching for them a while back. Couldn't find any that I haven't watched. Glad to have a 3 hour compilation of them.

[@ash_is_dead6163]

Imagine someones kid going up to their guardian and being like "Jschlatt said he'd fuck with my gaming setup! ;D"

[@theaimingbot5041]

i didnt even relise this was a vod for like half an hour he just makes everything funny

[@AUTISM_central]

"2002 alien ware pc" includes space to run a high quality server tower and a good pc

[@bananaman5105]

"Most powerful computer in Michigan" had me ROLLING

[@PolskiCantMusic]

Schlatt holding a knife close to the queen aged well

[@slay1042]

27:18 he said "yet"

[@kevintan3705]

27:04 He knew… It was a warning…

[@mumflrfumperdink1718]

32:53 "Schlatt's" joker audition.

[@NGC-7635]

Either this 3 hour VOD of PC setups is way more entertaining that it should be, or there's something wrong with me. It's both.

[@mcaroacegirl7476]

Yep. Same here

[@ninjaostrich]

1:10:47 my brain is broken, I couldn’t stop laughing at this

[@HumanoidEyeball]

I like how at 3:05:40 when the baritone showed up chat called it literally every brass instrument in a school band

[@beezzaroll]

🤓

[@weeblordedits5900]

I used to work at burger king and the freestyle machine is actually really easy to work all you need is these boxes that have bags of soda flavoring and you just throw em all in the right slots and boom you got a coke freestyle machine

[@skullzomb1e313]

2:02:42 I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MONTHS THAT REALLY CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

[@diegocow8053]

@@eagerphoenix966 why tf would someone steal a reaction

[@hikara6712]

Schlatt asking the chat "Who doesn't like plants?" Someone with botanophobia thanks to watching little shop of horrors as a toddler. I cant help it, I just cannot be near plants other than like, grass.

[@cassandracarlton400]

How tf are you alive lmao it sounds like you can’t even step outside, it’s impossible to avoid plants

[@fatfr0g570]

Pretty sure some exposure therapy could easily solve this

[@Scrotus_the_odd]

1:41:41 man's got Shrek the 3rd, a war crime.

[@jeffpesos1480]

Let's be honest, none of us could do better than most of these.

[@thaliacrafts407]

I just cheat by putting everything in clear containers. Is it organized? No. But it sure looks like it is.

[@Mattlexic]

2:27:20-2:27:55: I still have that gun to my head, help me.

[@thepugchugzchannel4511]

Whatchu need dawg. I got like, a penny, a cat hair covered toothpick, and a few sticks of bubblegum

[@rosiefinchXD]

Schlatt is the only person who can say this guy is in the 11th grade and immediately make me think it's someone in elementary school before my brain catches up and realizes the truth.

[@Krankathank]

2:20:59 This bit nearly killed me

[@stacklysm]

Same

[@i_inject_mercury1930]

Ee mmm o mm aaapy, eee o om a aii Ee mmm o mm aaapy, eee o om a aii