Schlatt's Expensive Bathroom Obsession | Chuckle Sandwich

[@justsomeKy]

Schlatt on Sleep Deprived: I am NOT at all gay! Not even a little! Schlatt on Chuckle Sandwich: 2:45

[@VenlySorrow7873]

12:48

[@grumdinnerbone]

9:39

[@lukelun]

keep the timestamps coming, guys. for research purposes

[@MemeL0rd13]

Schlatt is the second most person who leans towards men in the sdmp podcast. Or it could just be a case of They thought I was gay.

[@vxarson4749]

Tucker makes him act up

[@ChocoMilkDrinkr]

For Halloween schlatt should dress up as ted and Ted should dress up as schlatt. Oh and Tucker can just be Tucker.

[@Snookums-de1bd]

Tucker is so perfect he doesn’t even need a costume

[@bridgerparker4275]

Tucker shoyld dress up as Charlie

[@l1z4rd67]

tucker can be a little cherub

[@Zachariah161]

Tucker should dress up as the sphinx with a little door...hiding the knowledge

[@pr3ciousdoe]

@@bridgerparker4275YESSS N CHARLIE AS TUCKER

[@coainc]

”…i’m killing myself.” immediately followed by ”welcome to chuckle sandwich!” immediately followed by blasting the infamous intro music may be one of the funniest zingers to ever be heard on this show

[@tempejkl]

Bazinga

[@priyanshsiingh]

@@tempejkloh for the love of god, fuck this shit

[@Skillet_33]

probaly the most normal chuclke sandwitch episode

[@ree1425]

two minutes in and schlatts already killing himself. classic schlatt!

[@Moccason]

THE FUCKING CENSORED BOTTLE LICK IS SENDING ME LMAO hfhrewsfstgsg 😭😭😭😭

[@JrWasToShort]

Timestamp?

[@Moccason]

@@JrWasToShort12:47 lmao

[@Mars.theplanet_777]

@@JrWasToShort12:48

[@LizordSword]

so disappointed :(

[@ron133.]

my peenor go boyoyoing

[@nukeacola3]

Currently getting abducted by aliens but can’t stop that chuckling

[@13feedo]

Wait until they start sandwiching

[@Pirwill-xn4yn]

God I love chuckling so much

[@SupposedlyAlive]

Who up chucklin they sandwich rn🤤

[@forbandyson8921]

⁠consider my chuckle adequately sandwiched 🤤

[@dakotastaton9874]

​@@SupposedlyAlive *chuck chuck chuck*

[@Null0ne-or8il]

tucker is near and dear to my heart

[@TeddyMCFreddylillebananoooyeee]

fr

[@MaxMottola-cf8yl]

I wanna see him do the thug shake

[@KyneGG]

Same

[@Dbiiird]

Same

[@beridot2615]

He is near my heart.. he has it in his hands.. and he is squeezing it.

[@sillymothz]

I read that as “schlatts’ explosive bathroom obsession” and i was so confused & quite concerned for a moment

[@ryweldonthecoolguy]

I wouldn't put an explosive bathroom obsession past schlatt

[@nate9462]

schatt

[@berd591alt]

quite

[@304Dolo]

I was intrigued and kind of tingly

[@amberhernandez]

HOW DO YOU GET SKID MARKS ON THE *BACK* OF YOUR *SHIRT* ?!?!

[@vnttma]

i love the adhd in ted’s brain getting sidetracked every time he tells a story

[@eg1561]

That’s the podcast lmao mixed with some schlat and a cherub

[@schematticYT]

Been rewatching the podcast from the beginning while at work today and tuning in to the new episode had me going like "why is Charlie so quiet" for a minute before I remembered the tragedy

[@killboltz6366]

Tucker is better

[@TheHalloween_Jack]

@@killboltz6366 I miss the little lizard man laying eggs. where is our goblin

[@420yoloswag4jesuss]

Schlutt sucking on that bottle literally made Tucker blush 😂🙈

[@cadenollar2408]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while experiencing intense abdominal pain! (My appendix will disintegrate at any moment)

[@soupforfree]

*disintegrate

[@maxameleon]

nah thats crazy work💀

[@MMysticallowo]

On my period, can relate o7

[@lordmemester8798]

me when my organs betray me

[@haha20121000]

Based

[@mr.furious6814]

The project better be Chuckle Dungeon 3 or we will riot

[@bridgerparker4275]

🙏

[@Stonkzy]

There would be no other reason they bring Charlie back from the grave other than Chuckle Dungeon

[@mr.furious6814]

@@Stonkzy exactly, although Santa may resurrect him like last Christmas. We've all waited for the return of chuckle dungeon, I just hope one day we can get a campaign that is like once a month or something.

[@FrostyChipmunk13]

🙏🙏🙏

[@nubberton1345]

Jared L. Schlatt is definitely obsessed with bathrooms, I found him in mine the other day!

[@GlockSilencer]

His name is Jonathan Schlatter

[@extremelytired9709]

@@GlockSilencermore like jared shitter

[@ii-fy3kz]

It’s actually Jidet Schlatt if you would’ve checked the description

[@yorn2577]

Jared S. Lates definitelly is

[@BaNkR_7-TeeN]

I normally can't stand when people talk about porn, but the way that Schlatt talks about it totally ironically, I love it

[@oraakkeli]

He's being more unironic than you could ever even understand

[@thomasputnam9847]

It's because Schlatt is a cool Catholic standing against a sex-obessed world

[@yamster_]

“schlatt” is the kind of guy to go to japan just for the smart toilets

[@FL0ra_favvn]

Wasn't that a south park episode

[@yamster_]

@@FL0ra_favvn probably

[@reery7067]

@@FL0ra_favvnshut up

[@tango976]

so am i tbh

[@Nikki-Femboy]

@@FL0ra_favvnit legitimately was

[@rodolfoiiicarino5828]

"schloppy toppy" is truly the throat GOAT

[@Corndogger61]

Schlatt Secretly has 12 Bidets under his Bed

[@vesperious]

schlatt secretly has me under his bed.

[@_yoshiXD]

and they're black ...and not bidets.

[@berd591alt]

im the twelfth bidet

[@Literally_Deez_Nuts]

​@@berd591alt You must have seen horrors beyond our comprehension.

[@tgporter07]

Biden secretly has 11 other Bidens under HIS bed. The "government" does not want you to know this!

[@natekindamaybe]

Tucker was the MVP this episode by far. Put him in the intro.

[@AKA253]

ted saying "i need to get my adhd meds" yeah brother we can tell. godspeed

[@yoakleoakle]

Love turning this on to ignore and play my crosswords then rewind to where i last paid attention after im done

[@Equetra_]

literally me

[@hellomynameisrodney]

Video idea for a Chuckle: Ted and Schlatt does a podcast at a retirement home & Schlatt sings some Frank Sinatra as Ted dances with a few lucky gilfs

[@hellomynameisrodney]

48:24 If you like Kingdom & Castles, the company who made it is making a new strategy/city builder called "Nova Roma"

[@massdysfunkton]

Ted would be groovin wit da gilfs, what a poignant observation

[@Kami43644]

CHARLES MENTIONED !!!!! IM SO EXCITED

[@allanrincon7200]

This episode feels like the calm before the 4 month hiatus

[@Abbie.Grey53]

Ted’s joke about can man being on T-E-D was favorite puppy

[@Pr0zimity]

I can't imagine Schlatt going to sleep. He just doesn't seem like the kind of person who could crawl into a bed at night and like, be under a blanket. Am I insane?

[@Shrubbzzz]

This is weirdly relatable

[@Pr0zimity]

@@Shrubbzzz Right? Like, I can't picture him under a blanket

[@zenleeparadise]

Nah, you're both insane.

[@DawnAQ]

Well thats cause he’d be under a schlanket

[@OuaisAmelie]

True however I can very easily imagine him crashed out on a couch with his mouth wide open and a tiktok stuck playing on repeat next to him

[@sourcitrusjuice]

every single time i see this podcasts pride and joy, beautiful cherub tucker, i smile and thank the heavens for gifting this wretched earth such an innocent angel

[@thotimusprimeofficial273]

tucker having unresolved bloodlust was so unexpected but also not surprising

[@insumi]

love watching chuckle sandwich using the Brondell LS1800-RW Swash Electric Bidet Toilet Seat with Oscillating Stainless Steel Nozzle, Warm Air Dryer, Heated, Night Light, Gentle Close Lid, Thin Profile, Remote Control, Round while having a chuckle

[@Unique_Avgeek]

No way 😂

[@yoakleoakle]

Actually appreciate this was thinking about getting one for real

[@natebukowski160]

duuuuude i bet that thing feels so good 😅😩🥴

[@amberhernandez]

This is Amazon-tier SEO title stuffing lmao

[@stormhought]

Man T.E.D was my favorite channel growing up🥰

[@ellieed6854]

I love chuckling with the chucklers

[@catfood1788]

any lip readers wanna tell me what ted was talking about at around 6:30

[@Xavier-sl7hn]

fake something idk all i got was fake

[@elderacorn1151]

Second idea was getting a plane and I think a verb after that but I can't get it

[@eduardoapontejr2945]

@@elderacorn1151Ted NineEleven

[@unushonest]

36:43 dude i swear to god schlatt has the funniest possible inside joke with himself because no one else knows hes talking about marine turned hitman barry berkman

[@sierra2873]

when this podcast started, i was in 8th grade online. but now my first day of senior year is tomorrow. thank you guys so much for always bringing a smile to my face and helping me get through high school. i sure do love to chuckle 🫡

[@soupforfree]

3:48 thats ur frontal lobe developing schlatt

[@RethSose1]

Currently chuckling my sandwich

[@sickscenez]

who up chuckling they sandwich

[@thejibboo9083]

Chuckle Sandwich never fails to make me divorce my wife

[@quackicloudy_]

WHY DID HIS EYES ROLL BACK… felt the butterflies in tuckers stomach

[@TristanBurgener]

thanks for being the only channel that doesnt cover shit gossip and sad news

[@cameroncoop6592]

currently getting my kidney harvested by a drug cartel but luckily they let me put chuckle on!

[@_pooo]

53:21 Schlatt laughing at himself will never not be funny

[@AlexandraFarrow]

I hate that when I saw the South Park Japanese bidet episode I instantly thought of Schlatt

[@cousycousy]

i am FINALLY caught up with chuckle sandwich time to let the episodes build up again

[@gracie0429]

apandah starts talking at:

[@AshOfSound]

Lmao

[@capetune2611]

I love the way Tucker just giggles in the backround at their conversations lmao

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

37:00 it's hilarious that they were surprised at tuckers answer because the marine corps is notorious for forcing a bloodthirstiness into its recruits. These people literally use the word "kill" in place of the word "yes" when asked questions. They are so horrifyingly cool.

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

No wonder he hangs out with Ludwig, it's a symbiotic relationship. Free bidets

[@FinnBTW]

i 'schlusted' over tucker in this episode.

[@HappyDrums-jt3ei]

Had to get my sound canceling headphones for this one guys.

[@ree1425]

currently cutting my finger trying to open a beer bottle with a gun but im chuckling nonetheless

[@Vicky-tx3hi]

This is my favorite Chuckle Sandwich episode ever.

[@MaxMottola-cf8yl]

Same

[@dorianTFF]

You know what, I’ll say what we’re all thinking. This podcast makes me chuckle quite a bit

[@kingofsludge7262]

Guys, so glad I got the invite back on again. Our conversation at around 37 minutes in (~44 real time) had me cackling for the rest of the day. Can’t wait for next time!

[@zoewinch5703]

So upset yall didn’t upload this an hour earlier for my ride from work

[@QuackNak]

“Your woke” “I’m killing myself”😂

[@URMOM-nu2cs]

His woke what?

[@PabloGuamez]

12:55 Gorillaz ah laugh

[@shinyfirefly6756]

Listening to Chuckle Sandwich in the Schlathroom

[@SickKitty-IsDead]

“ I’m still itching!” Hell yeah Tucker 😂

[@surmillius]

I’m stealing Ted’s “tell me you want to finish my story” move when someone tells me I’m yapping too much lmfao that’s fucking awesome

[@Iter_fire_guy]

another tucker aperance before the intro les goooo 🎉🎉🎉

[@cvberpsycho]

love emma’s images she throws in the edits, the chuckle seal of approval was my favorite!!

[@cheesusabidas77]

they doesn't seem to understand the horrors of war, so innocent

[@brognis]

Tucker’s definitely talking more and more each episode, loving it, keep it up dude

[@GalanofTaa-rw8dk]

I thought the title said "shlatt gets abuducted by the ancient race of gods called the annunoki, and eond ago they left seeds of the lizard men in the hollow earth to one day rise and take over earth for all of her natural resources"

[@Mimic_Gaming]

Hearing schlatt talk about “his starfish” might be the most uncomfortable he’s ever made me

[@hoppuu]

"Schlatt" knows a lot about people's starfish

[@haha20121000]

I love that Tucker finally has a lil cameo in the intro

[@shlirby8411]

The chuckle sandwhich light makes his room like 50% darker its very noticeable

[@JazzyPuppyB]

Ted really goin through it in his mind without his meds. Bless this man and may he get through this time.

[@telecastKiss]

schlatt talking about the INCIDENT is the funniest thing. he sounds like he's fighting back a laugh or trying not to cry

[@Ray_W1nters]

Starring my fish rn but can't stop the chuckle sandwich grind.

[@ShiningGaze]

hardy har har har, im chuckling my soul away

[@livbanjo]

Nice to see Tucker collaborating with Schlarthur Morgan and that Ted Division once again.

[@SnapshotOfASoul]

tucker's thirst for blood is unquenchable

[@porkyorcy1715]

i have an old sony cam so seeing the SCHLAGGER DIGICAM was super heartwarming people always seem to be excited to see a cam like that ❤

[@NohaTheEpic]

What model is it? I’ve been getting into retro cameras a bit and want to keep an eye out for an old sony

[@kallanshrynen3650]

The moments of genuine confusion about Ted’s stories are the best part of this episode.

[@jejjej8173]

Can’t wait for the new chuckle dungeon guys

[@Valle_vete]

Charlie gotta come back for an episode and be the dungeon master

[@bq1279]

I love The Tucker Podcast, with "special" guests Schlart and Todd

[@filipebastos]

You should invite Jack Manifold to New York, book him the worst hotel and leave a camera and a paper saying film your experience on the bed

[@itisella1320]

this episode has definitely convinced me that the gay bit with schlatt is NOT a bit

[@v1ol4t0r]

This might be another fave episode, dang the vibes are GOOD

[@FireFarmer123]

I would 110% watch a Ted reviews Jschlatt subreddit video omg that'd be awesome

[@jamjon6616]

I hope all the lip readers enjoy the scoop on Ted’s video ideas

[@Dom-if1rr]

I can always rely on my three favorite chuckolds to brighten my day 😊

[@Sword-Girl-11]

If there is any room in the house to upgrade the bathroom is the best one

[@dstroyar5426]

Okay, Tucker won't be getting a part in the intro, but we can get an ep of him being the primary rambler in the start, then saying, "Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich."

[@amberhernandez]

This is how they break you down. You start by demanding what you want, then you start to compromise and ask for the next best thing, then the next next best thing. Eventually things will get so bad, you're gonna wind up pleading to see Tucker at all, and you'll look back on your path of weakness with an empty soul. You'll wonder how the man finally broke you, only to realise it happened in stages. Don't compromise. Tucker needs that intro part.

[@cozylily2409]

starbucks has refreshers... which are like energy drinks! schlatt please make a flavour that tastes like strawberry acai

[@rump438]

The idea of a jschlatt vlog on the tape camera being bombarded by Russian wave attacks and FPV drones while phonk blasts somewhere in the background is really funny

[@payton5264]

currently stuck in a microwave but cant stop that chuckling

[@JaneBreaksBad]

This sandwich never fails to make me bust a chuckle.

[@wishingwell444]

thank you for posting today ted and schlatt!! i was scared about starting school tomorrow, but then i saw that you guys and i realized that there are much bigger things to be worried about!!

[@emmad8533]

As a Massachusetts child I had a lemonade coolata with whipped cream Every morning before school for like 3 years straight even in winter if they had it

[@landonthompson6898]

Tucker killed it this episode I was hoping he got the gold star too.

[@EmberrC_]

Not to be cringe but deadass I appreciate your guys videos so much they put me in such a good mood when I’m feeling rough :)

[@omdtv_]

Aww thanks

[@EmberrC_]

@@omdtv_ lmaoo what 😭 anytime goat

[@sourfacelikeapoisonedfruit]

tysm that's so kind of you! i hope our videos always cheer you up!

[@Null0ne-or8il]

2:29 the only good character shows up

[@demonicrgc]

This is the perfect podcast to chuckle my sandwich to if you know what I mean

[@ricecooker-b3b]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while getting my ass washed

[@Lazershark37]

Let's goooo. Kingdoms and Castles mentioned

[@gerry_the_giraffe]

55:40 “Sandy?” “Tell me about it, stud”

[@Newing777]

Thanks for giving me something good to listen too while i pack to move out of my parents house and thanks for the laughs