School Band Slander

I know I'm late to the trend. Me and a friend had a lot of fun though
No music or clips in the video or owned or created by me
Music was created by Naz3nt: / tay-k-returns-to-dream...

[@Greyfather991]

Guys please stop watching this video, I made it 7 months ago when I didn’t know what I was doing

[@NrfDart]

sorry

[@Greyfather991]

@@NrfDart You’re good, it’s just blowing up my notifications. I made this video with a friend in one day, so it’s not exactly my best effort.

[@squirrelhands4199]

fr

[@shaggygaming34]

My question is why do you think bass clarinets are more relevant than trombones

[@Greyfather991]

@@shaggygaming34 It’s complete bais from my experience with school band

[@Spaito58]

As a guitar player, I can confirm that not being included in this video is 100% accurate

[@Greyfather991]

Wanted to make it as accurate as possible, you know?

[@LUMINA3]

jazz band people on their way to not exist

[@jellybutterfly3775]

Truer words have never been spoken

[@ninevehcannavino5962]

As a violin player, I can confirm that not being included in this video is also 100% accurate

[@_Nes_02]

bassist but yeah

[@SplashOcto4]

As a percussionist, I can confirm, I randomly play drum rolls and random notes while the band teacher lectures us.

[@user-rk8ue2zh5m]

the percussionists used to take naps while the band director was working w/ the flutes

[@honk_the_troll_man849]

@@user-rk8ue2zh5m for me it isnt the flutes its the damn trombones every day its just them messing up and us waiting for them to finish and they STILL dont practice

[@possiblycamm]

as a percussionist i can confirm the band director has told me many times to stop hitting random notes while hes teaching

[@EverestStarshine1244]

Y’all do that all the time why 💀

[@tehmangu]

yes

[@Berszerck]

true

[@killedbycrit]

Seriously tho

[@KeithHilton]

Same wit me

[@ShadowMilkCookiehehehe]

As a trombone, the little slander we get is always about how unimportant we are 😭

[@r3dleaf]

meanwhile we can, could, would, and *will* break your eardrums on a regular basis

[@carascrazylife]

remind me to play the worst notes at the loudest volume possible@@r3dleaf

[@averagelightningenjoyer285]

⁠​⁠@@carascrazylifedon’t forget to play the worst notes at the loudest volume possible

[@swathithebagel]

They literally need us tho 🙄

[@derth9230]

In my band we are traditional instead of corps style and play for the entertainment of people so the trombones are insanely important meanwhile baritones or clarinets/ saxophones may be the most irrelevant

[@microwave_overlord]

as a horn player i can confirm that we have been forgotten many times

[@tyaharacruz2352]

So true 😢

[@antonpazs]

that's true asf :(

[@Pie049]

As a Horn i can relate

[@g_cracker7745]

Same i play horn, we don't get enough credit. Horn is one of the hardest instruments to play.

[@Blaxe75]

I always say horn players are always horny

[@Cursedc23]

As a bass clarinet player I feel like I earned my spot

[@TheAddieDragon]

Bass clarinet supremacy 👍👍

[@Cursedc23]

@@TheAddieDragon yes

[@daoneblueflame3704]

Yes😎😎😎😎

[@DJUNGELSK0G2.]

Base Clarinets!

[@jensenschumacher9421]

Bass*

[@Someone_somewhere6]

as a tubist, i can confirm that we cannot be slandered

[@loganmoreno3035]

And the church said AMEN

[@miserabiliiaa]

as a fellow tubist i second that

[@FordoAtonal]

As a fellow tubist, I third that

[@VirtualVerses]

As a fellow tubist, I forth that

[@angel_garcia.345]

As a fellow tubist I 5th that

[@idkmyname5332]

as the only bassoon player in my school band, i wholeheartedly agree

[@Bella04849]

REEEEAL

[@kaito.koi444]

SAME HEREEEE 😭😭

[@charlotte-mw5ug]

try playing cor anglais 😀

[@vvzvelvett]

as a clarinet player who has never said a slur, I can confirm everyone else has.

[@TheGuyWhoComments]

As a percussionist, this is true, you sit in the back and just wait until you have to play like one note

[@brendavillalpando9449]

As a baritone player I can say this video is 100% accurate

[@rickshan4737]

As a tenor, I can confirm that it takes forever for the music stores to fix our instruments.

[@persenn]

i had to get my bari fixed over the summer and it no joke took until the first game to get fixed

[@thatoneweirdkidfromschoolt9521]

it takes decades to fix the tenor sax I can confirm

[@LocalWakkoWarner]

When I ask my band teacher to fix it, I might’ve already moved to the next grad by the time it’s done (Tenor player for 3 months)

[@probablyajaegerist7300]

As a percussionist, I can confirm that almost everyone wanders around and messes with everything while the director has to work with trumpets on the right notes.

[@alarmlessRifleman]

Bassoons are so damn awesome. My pal from high school, Raymond, used to play one. It was so damn *loud* but fun to listen to. And hey, have anyone else tried to use a bassoon case to sneak beer to somewhere? He did. He somehow managed to fit the bottles inside so neatly that they didn't even clink. Holy shit I miss that geezer.

[@xBoombastic07]

As a trumpet player, I can confirm that my ego is massive and my band director shows us how to play the notes (not really anymore in that case) and as a percussionist, I do play random notes

[@TheAbyssOfficial]

How is the percussion one so accurate

[@NautilusMakesMusic]

As a French Hornist, I am always forgotten, and only remembered by "the french curly thing"

[@ShadowCison]

As a tuba player, I am angry

[@mrman5066]

our school hasn't had any high school bassoonists for about 3 years now... accurate

[@theplaceholder3]

As a drummer I can confirm we cause chaos until the teacher says not to

[@The_Great_Letter_E]

As a french horn player, you forgeting our existance is highly accurate.

[@StraightUpDoor]

yea

[@nosko4960]

as a tenor sax player i can confirm every tenor sax player had an instrument issue all the time

[@ryanxu9983]

As a clarinet and flute this is incredibly true

[@jackmario6471]

As a horn player I can confirm that we are the most forgotten section until we aren't there

[@ank4s]

as a clarinetist who went from 1st clarinet music to 2nd clarinet music, and back to first, I can confirm the second one.

[@ComposerBiz]

no tuba 😔

[@astroMAn360]

As a Sax player, I can confirm that counting the sharps and flats takes fucking forever

[@Xen_does_genshin]

As a flute player, every single thing about flutes in this video is so accurate 😭 0:33 I STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO DO A FLAT- ITS G SHARP RIGHT!?

[@MoreToast4Me]

FRR IM A FLUTE HELP

[@Xen_does_genshin]

@@MoreToast4Me PLEASE ENLIGHTNE ME, AN A FLAT IS A G SHARP, ISNT IT?

[@MoreToast4Me]

@@Xen_does_genshin I DONT KNOW ANYMORE 😭

[@Xen_does_genshin]

@@MoreToast4Me SAME HERE- WAIT WAIT WAIT- I HAVE A CHART IN MY ROOM LEMME JUST- OK YH THEY ARE THE SAME

[@MoreToast4Me]

@@Xen_does_genshin HELP 😭

[@eggscelent-yolker]

as a horn player, that trombone felt directed towards me

[@hericide1]

flutes when the band director finally addresses them for .1 seconds after working with trumpets the whole time*

[@Greyfather991]

Both trumpets and flutes, how about that?

[@certifiedbandnerd756]

as a bassoonist i can confirm there is only two of us in a school of 1800

[@furnacemanisinmyhouse]

As a trumpet player I can confirm that we have a big ego and our entire personality revolves around it.

[@Simon_the_penguin]

As a tenor and alto sax I have a bigger ego and my personality revolves even more around it. (And the saxophone is way cooler then the trumpet)

[@starsfx_]

As a second clarinet in wind ensemble… I have no words

[@MoreToast4Me]

I’m a flute, and the thumbnail actually hurt me once I realized what the guy was doing.

[@meme_lee]

WHY IS EVERYTHING IN THE VIDEO LITERALLY SPOT ON 😭 (coming from a 1st chair clarinet)

[@jingof35]

as a tenor player, i am still waiting for my instrument to be fixed

[@SomeDeliciousSoda]

As a percussionist, I can confirm that I made super dry and unoriginal jokes while he is teaching the class.

[@doorsgaming01034]

as a flute player, i find this 100% accurate.

[@M4RL31GH]

same but why is a flat built like that

[@Purpleninja7707]

Why A flat? I’m always struggling on F sharps.

[@M4RL31GH]

@@Purpleninja7707 it could be the teardrop looking thing that overlaps a (circle)key

[@Brace564]

As a percussionist, I can confirm we fool around until our band director confronts us

[@MountainPieEnjoyer]

As a percussionist, this is the most accurate thing to be said. (because the the instruments make different noises and you can do harder rhythms then the rest of the band who could resist?)

[@Restnowmychild]

As a bassoon player, that is very real

[@user-ie2ys5nb7s]

As a friend to a tenor saxophonist, I can confirm that it takes months for his instrument to get repaired.

[@randomindustriesgd]

Okay the percussionists goofing around part is so true. 😭😭

[@BrodyTooSilly]

that is so fr; our flute section at my school isn't the greatest, and we constantly have to tune and it's like super frustrating since I'm like the only one who knows how to tune and can tell when i'm sharp or flat* *curb your perfect pitch

[@chesquikcheesemilk]

as a bass clarinetist i thank you for this in my band the flautists and clarinetists only tongue, never slur

[@rhinoinfinite_9739]

baritones needed some love. thank you

[@obikenobi9775]

This is some very accurate slander

[@Itsjust.Mel.]

As a 2nd clarinetists, I can confirm that is me 😭

[@mioshye]

The bass clarinet one is so real

[@Sam_Burger]

The teacher helping the trumpets with 2 measures of our song, taking up more than half of the time in our jazz band:

[@retrospy]

this is way too accurate,are you spying on me?

[@sigurdskjelberg7137]

so cool video, i love it and it is so funny lol

[@neptune-io]

percussion so real

[@Divine_Lin]

I’m a flute player and our band director is always after the trumpets and saxes and us flutes have to sit there and wait for them to learn how to not be loud and for us to be heard. a flat and a natural are easy.

[@somerandomcube]

as a clarinet player, i can confirm using the pinky is difficult

[@possiblycamm]

no joke I see you everywhere do we get recommended the same things or something Edit: well not everywhere I've seen your comments on a few videos before and I'm like "hey I've seen this person before"

[@somerandomcube]

@@possiblycamm hm, well, unfortunately i have not seen you before

[@dalazypanda9023]

As a flute player I can confirm it is the complete opposite for us, our band director literally never has the flutes play as is always working with brass

[@lonlynova4907]

As a low bass player this is true and hilarious at the same time.

[@Diavolo_The_Doppio_Kisser]

As a trombone, I can confirm that we only get called on or get any sort of recognition when we mess up

[@BlazerDuckGoG]

The percussion one is so accurate

[@zFl3meisbad]

as a flute player, I can comfirm that I am absolutely terrified of a flats and a naturals

[@B1ueJay-yk5hv]

As a tenor sax player, can confirm sax has been broken since the first week I had it, 4 years later it hasn’t been repaired

[@3DF76]

as a tuba player i can confirm we arent in this video

[@Jeeberrr]

As a percussionist, the goofing off until confrontation happened yesterday.

[@emb_yomo4170]

as a trombone i took that personally ( keep your eyes open at night and watch your back )

[@rinwastaken6251]

its always the french horns in our class that have to get fixed dude

[@noahrice6671]

As a French horn player, I can confirm we’re always forgotten.

[@yannnique17]

Hey trombones, I think you are cool the way you are and you don't need to change. Greetings, a Trumpet

[@Jstpaige]

As the only baritone in my grade (except one other kid but he barely plays) i feel honored

[@AsleepPig98]

As a bass clarinet & a bari player I can confirm

[@mysillinessisunmatched]

thank you -bass clarinet player

[@thatyoungdude4557]

As a flute, I can not confirm that we take the longest to deal with. In fact, most of the time the saxophones and clarinets do in my class. (There are only two flutes)

[@only1abby]

as a clarinet player, i relate to all of the clarinet parts.

[@Hamburber-rr8mk]

In my band, we actually played a song where the trombones and low instruments were melody. But they had to cut it down from 7 trombones to 3 since they kept blasting when it said pianissimo. 💀

[@thefunksoulbrither]

As someone who was in band for only one year, most of this I have not experienced (I played the saxophone and I only know 3 sharps and flats)

[@Kamal67872]

How is this so relatable

[@imverybizarre]

as a saxophone player, i can confirm that counting shaprs and flats r crazy

[@user-kk7cs4tg3f]

As a tenor my drums been drums been dented up in the right side since the 3rd week of band

[@franktalks9196]

as a fellow percussionist, I can confirm we goof around most the time until we are confronted for something

[@StraightUpDoor]

French horn player: can confirm, we are often forgotten (there are like four of us total in my band)

[@total_blasphemy]

percussionists: *280 measures of rest, then one beat at the very end*

[@MountainPieEnjoyer]

percussion playing a singular sixteenth note the entire song

[@Gabonation]

especially middle school band..

[@Quixalia]

That's actually me when I have to do a note above B (2nd Clarinet)

[@3DRT101]

BRO I CANT EVEN PLAY A HIGH G CORRECTLY ON MY TENOR SAX THAT ONE IS RELATABLE

[@Ghost_Of_Emily]

As a flute player I can tell you we love our slurs so we put them everywhere the not supposed to be. All of the flutes in our section hate A flat for some reason we always end up playing A. But my band class dose not react like that when we get worked with instead they treat it as a sax solo and the the sax plays that one song that slot of sax players play

[@calamitygecko]

as an oboist, i can confirm im just an honorary flute

[@Simon_the_penguin]

As a tenor and alto sax player I find these very trie

[@iancesimp2514]

My band teacher gave us a song and went pretty much "I know we have so many flute players, but can you guys please tone it down? You're not the main characters-" And I just went "I WILL NOT YIELD" So, in parts where the flutes were supposed to be quiet, you just heard the slightly-louder-than-everyone-else's rage of my own flute who I called Screecher.

[@jqck545]

As a bass clarinet player I can confirm that my hands look like gigachad.

[@Rileyfreeman34]

As a member of my middle school marching band this is 100 percent accurate

[@-aez-2203]

As someone who plays oboe and guitar, this is 100% accurate

[@LolOlol-zr9tu]

Agreed

[@SiddharthKishan-wo2gg]

How do you like the oboe? I myself play oboe and I enjoy it. Tho when keep on meeting my friends that are in UCLA they keep on asking “are you still playing oboe?” And I say yes which surprises them cause they expect me to quit

[@-aez-2203]

@@SiddharthKishan-wo2gg omfg, i LOVE playing oboe! It feels right for me, the only thing I dont really like is the reed 😭😭 That thing is the bane of my existence. Other than that tho, i love it. I also play alto sax in jazz band but im forgetting everything and how to play-

[@shji-kk3xs]

FELLOW OBOIST SPOTTED

[@thebandit4490]

I love playing the oboe. It's always annoying when the other oboist in my band doesn't listen to the people around him and is wayyyyyyyy sharp/flat. I think that's just a him thing though.

[@Thereallyrealstereoextremeness]

Dude bassoons are the real chads. Our band only has one yet he does half the work of the entire band.

[@lainedsyelwah]

as an oboe, i am confused on why big bro bassoon was included but not my kind

[@Toasty_islive]

Wtf why is this so accurate we only have one bassoon

[@mckennamorris9927]

The percussion section is always goofing off in my band until the band director yells at them frfr

[@zouzoa653]

tenor part is so real

[@CheeZboi1234]

Ok NO way. The tenor thing actually happened to someone in my band class and they had to wait for like a month to get it back

[@Gavin.H.]

As a trombone player I have a solo this week

[@tansy_da_frog3301]

As i 1st trumpet. I can confirm that the 2nd trumpets need to be told how to play