SciFi Story - The Human Hunt by Klokinator (Humans are Space Orcs? | HFY | TFOS867)

[@aleisterlavey9716]

"If you're lucky, you can flee or die a quick death " "And if not?" " ...he was alone on a planet for a year"

[@135Fenrir]

"They will Rape you, kill you and flay your skin from your body. And if you are very, very lucky....they will do it in that order." - Firefly, in reference to the Reavers

[@carbonbeaker409]

@@135Fenrir I adore Firefly, especially the ship

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

@@135Fenrir Wish the show was in my tv network's run,only nickelodeon and disney though... still wasn't that bad.

[@Zakvadr1995]

Giant lizards: YEAH LETS KILL IT! Primitive human: *Unga boonga time.*

[@drep8840]

More like human : death ? Or snusnu ? Croc:death please ! Human :ok but first SNUSNU !

[@asandrewsilvaw]

Oh no SNUSNU then UNGA BOONGA TIME thats gonna suck for the Crocie Bois.

[@carlfromtheoc1788]

More like, "Daddy's getting some new leather shoes, pants, belt, and jacket."

[@henrypaleveda7760]

lizard men: is Ugrug afraid of home invasion? Ugrug: cowabunga it is

[@badjer4328]

@@henrypaleveda7760 correction "Unga Bunga it is..."

[@efraim3364]

Spacegators: today we hunt Hooman Cavedude: I see dinner delivered itself

[@Zerpderp0]

Dine and Dash Delivery for the Hungry Hooman on the go

[@thesocialistsarecoming8565]

Speaking as a florida man, all he'd need to do is tie rope around their mouths and they couldnt even bight him. All the muscles point into the bite, only a few are used to open the jaw.

[@badjer4328]

Unga Bunga Uber delivery

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

@@thesocialistsarecoming8565 ACCURATE! I remember seeing a picture of a crab pinching a gator's mouth. What a hillarious David v Goliath situation.

[@rhorybader4054]

"Crug LOVE home delivery! Must get number of food service, leave good Yelp review."

[@hojdoj3567]

lizard aliens: who are you? human: unga bungga drem *speedrun music starts playing*

[@redskull8354]

*speedrunning evolution like a boss*

[@ninekindzo3569]

I hope there's another of this one. One that covers the rest of they hunt, but switches back and forth between the perspectives of the neanderthal and the poor bastards that think they're hunting it... Oh, and FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!🖖✌

[@Klokinator]

Yes! I released a part 2, but I'll be finishing this mini-story with a part 3 in three or so weeks.

[@ninekindzo3569]

@@Klokinator Hell yeah!! I'll be looking forward to that.🖖✌

[@Klokinator]

@@ninekindzo3569 If you like the concept, check out my full story, The Last Precursor. It's a prequel to Human Hunt, or rather, HH is a sequel of sorts.

[@waynecampeau4566]

Yes, the Hooman has a couple of the super predators as pets that help him/her go hunting and that watch their campsite at night. The poor lizards don't stand a chance, and it only with teamwork that two manage to flee and survive.

[@joseglenn20]

@@Klokinator I'm Hooked i'm looking forward to it.

[@asurasyn]

Space lizards: Hey, let's hunt that small mammal! Humans: Huh, I wonder what that big lizard tastes like?

[@Errorboros]

*Bear Grylls enters the chat*

[@alexisgrunden1556]

Probably still gonna taste like chicken~

[@thesocialistsarecoming8565]

That reminds me of the season of survivor, i think it was all brits. Average men and women taken out to two islands and a boys v gurls style. The girls: aww, i dont want to kill the pig The guys (after 7 of them jump on and restrain an alligator and choke it out): F*CK YEAH, WE JUST KILLED A DINOSAUR!

[@henrypaleveda7760]

Human: you can close your jaws harder than anything else can but can you open them? Space lizards: what do you mean can we open them? Human: pulls duck tape out- I man will you still be able to open them?

[@SH-qs7ee]

Human: "Dude, my ancestors wore your ancestors as shoes"

[@Resomius]

does nobody mention how the crocs call afterlive: "The forbidden Swamp"

[@henrypaleveda7760]

that's because they know it is Shrek's swamp.

[@Klokinator]

@@henrypaleveda7760 GET OUTTA MAH SWAMP

[@KertaDrake]

Just wait until they meet humanity's greatest weapon: Steve Irwin

[@saveimageas...9352]

Wait until we unchain papa john's Sarcophagus

[@badjer4328]

That is already a covered story where an alien protected habitat world meets Steve Irwin's 8th generation descendent.

[@itcaboi1707]

@@badjer4328 I would like to know where I can read this. It sounds absolutely great

[@badjer4328]

@@itcaboi1707 I've been looking back in my history, I watched it in the last week... but for the life of me can't pinpoint which one... its a story abouta planet turned nature preserve and the curator granting access to a human who has several animal injuries that he almost rejected if it wasn't for a story in his file where he fought poachers to save an elephant... think it was one of the "humans are space orcs" ones

[@itcaboi1707]

@@badjer4328 damn...well that's too bad I guess, thanks for the effort through but if you do manage to find it again, please do share :)

[@trulyinfamous]

God, imagine how freaking jacked a neanderthal bodybuilder would be. Powerlifters would love that power.

[@eXpriest]

First, modern humans carry neanderthal DNA, our subspecies interbred, second modern nutrition embues you with a potential frame that a neanderthal couldn't dream of. A typical modern human isn't shit physically compared to a neanderthal, but the strongest modern human is basically at the peak of what we know of human capacity, whatever the subspecies.

[@Klokinator]

Yo, so cool of you to release this! Thanks, Agro! (I'm the author) For those unaware, Human Hunt is a one-off story set in the Cryoverse, a huge expanded universe filled with all kinds of other stories and web-serials. The characters who appear here also appear in one of my other stories, The Last Precursor, which is a prequel to Human Hunt. The Last Precursor is definitely a story worth reading! I'll be finishing it within the next 2-3 months.

[@AgroSquerril]

A pleasure , thank you for the permission

[@Jeremiah90526]

Sequel with a bit of Grug's perspective please? By the way, Neanderthals were about 2 inches shorter on average than modern Homo Sapiens. They were stockier though, and it is noted how tough they had to have been due to the fact that each specimen skeleton has so many healed fractures that the only thing they could compare to in modern terms was modern bull riders. They lived rough, took their lumps, kept on trucking.

[@Klokinator]

@@Jeremiah90526 I already wrote a part 2. Part 3 will be the final part, which I'll probably write and put out around the first of next month.

[@Jeremiah90526]

@@Klokinator Sorry, I have to leave here and dive into your reddit for a bit. See you in about 10 minutes, and thanks.

[@Klokinator]

@@Jeremiah90526 Glad to hear! Hope you enjoy my work :)

[@Hektols]

It would be very interesting to find out what would the humans if they find out that their enemies recreated their ancestor and are using him for training.

[@kevinpeters6709]

@@MagicalMaster probably the later

[@asurasyn]

Pity them.

[@335chr]

Probably go dam that is a really good idea write that down

[@jamesgarlick4573]

Probably ask for more clones to test the theory that we bred with the Neanderthals to extinction

[@carlfromtheoc1788]

@@jamesgarlick4573 So, death by snu-snu?

[@MoSteel497]

Being persistence hunted seems like it would be mind breakingly terrifying to a sapient race

[@virtualatheist]

Crocodilian: Time to hunt! Human: Cool. My door dash is here.

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

Reminds me of the bit I wrote on HFY about Predator from the Yautja perspective.

[@cjmunnee3356]

You wouldn't happen to have a link to that, would you?

[@ritafryer8134]

Captain Caveman gets lunch and new shoes

[@zanderdev57]

i love some good skull bashing but the neanderthals were shorter, but smarter. this was a backwards representation of them. humans were a good head taller, and had more endurance, while the heavier neanderthal was faster in bursts and physically stronger and able to take more damage.

[@TimeKitt]

That was my first thought, but this could be referring to post earth spacer humans.

[@Klokinator]

Keep in mind my story is set in the fictional Cryoverse. It is not representative of reality, as that universe is literally about false myths and histories rewritten by demons. Like, literal demons.

[@jameson1239]

Larger brain does not always mean smarter

[@ChrissieBear]

@@Klokinator What?

[@Klokinator]

@@ChrissieBear I'm the author of the story Agro Squirrel posted. Like. Like the video above...

[@wngimageanddesign9546]

Neanderthal....."Tastes like chicken....needs garlic."

[@tedb.5707]

It's not a hunt, it's a culling.

[@salva3017]

If a Neanderthal is so terrific, put a trained sniper with ghillie camouflage and a sniper rifle in the woods...

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Forking Squerril

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For Argo

[@ChrissieBear]

The Neanderthal is taller than future humans? Wow, future humans are hobbits!

[@windsorcorbin1005]

Apes throw rocks very very well 🤣🤣🤣

[@snek9008]

Don't forget that if a primitive human is alone it usually means he's hunting for his tribe, so if both of them don't die quickly by the human just out classing them in everything, they'll be chased for hours on end before finally being speared to death or have their heads bashed in with a sharp arrow or large rock :)

[@DageLV]

and dont forget neanderthals arent humans. Homo sapiens, Denisovans and Neanderthals are 3 different species which coexisted but 2/3 went extinct. neanderthals didn't have thribes, they were far less social than homo sapiens.

[@jblockman_59nunyabidnis68]

For some reason I keep imagining the hunt as a sir pelo skit, the Neanderthal chasing down all of the Crocs and just slapping them repeatedly maybe stabbing one of them with a sharp stick repeatedly with the little "sha sha sha" sound effect. And lots and lots of "eRRRRAAAAGG"

[@Anne_Drawings]

I imagined something diferent, but now this is my interpretation of the fighr too lololol

[@leyrua]

King Kong versus Skullcrawlers.

[@danielbagley2847]

cool story... even ignoring the how they got neanderthals completely wrong.... but cool

[@andercrowley4758]

They could’ve messed up and mistook 2021 humans for Neanderthals and “modern” humans are smaller they just compared the “Neanderthal” to the “modern” human

[@danielbagley2847]

@@andercrowley4758 didnt sound intentional but if the writer thought that out props

[@Klokinator]

@@danielbagley2847 My story is set in the Cryoverse, which is an entire fictional universe based on our universe, but with demons mucking with history. So yeah, Neanderthals are a whole thing that evolved differently from our 'misconceptions.'

[@danielbagley2847]

@@Klokinator lol cool idea, still dont want to mess with a neanderthal

[@merlinathrawes746]

If I recall correctly the neanderthal were shorter than modern humans, though broader and certainly stronger with greater physical endurance. Though given ancient man was also a pack hunter, he was thoroughly capable of working by himself. You can almost feel sorry for those younglings.

[@suzettewilliams1758]

Yes, that's my understanding, too. Neanderthal evolved in colder European crimes with more snow, etc, hence the shorter broader stature just like the native people that live in cold climates. Mordern humans, on the other hand, evolved in the much hotter plains of African, as now they people there are tall and thinner on average.

[@bigsmokeog6452]

Kinda reminds me of the short story "The most dangerous game".

[@jevichrono]

FTA! Nice story reminiscent of Predator

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@lunaristhomsen6941]

I'm slightly disappointed that the Neanderthal wasn't just the clone of Steve erwin.

[@AgroSquerril]

that would have been perfect

[@TransbianOwl]

That wouldn't be training, that would be corporal punishment.

[@TimeKitt]

Just roll the recruits over and tickle their bellys. Certainly would end up with more survivers.

[@kamogirlz]

Great video as always! Love your channel.

[@Klokinator]

Just a heads up, Agro. I finished this series! Parts 2 and 3 are available on my profile now :)

[@AgroSquerril]

coolio , well add em to the list :)

[@Klokinator]

@@AgroSquerril Nice.

[@MyrdinAnnoth]

@@AgroSquerril Can you tell us the name of the vids that continue this story please ? If they have been made yet.

[@AgroSquerril]

@@MyrdinAnnoth not yet made videos on them

[@hunterv9983]

Damn. Judging from what I remember regarding Homo Neanderthal, they didn't evolve to throw, but skewer. That Neanderthal is going to rush up, shank a bitch and then run giggling like a school girl.

[@brianlips8346]

Thanks for the story 😊🙂

[@bobsterclause342]

Neanderthles are not ancient homo sapiens, the are a different breed entirely.

[@Friday.S]

I thought Neanderthals where shorter than modern humans. (but built more robustly to the point of being roughly the same weight and proportionally stronger) Also, didn't they actually have larger brains than us?

[@thunderbird4636]

Late but here now!

[@diooverheaven6561]

Ok but neanderthals is not our direct ancestor and they were about 170 cm

[@seandiecidue8003]

If your European or Asian they are a direct ancestor through interbreeding. You're right about them being slightly shorter than modern humans though.

[@diooverheaven6561]

@@seandiecidue8003 by direct i meant that homo sapiens where a thing and not evolved from neanderthals. Sorry for formulating it in a way i did.

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

Eh, it would make sense that an alien species thousands of years later would make that mistake.

[@Mildly_Dead]

@@aaroncabatingan5238 No, no it wouldn't. At least not in this context. I mean you're telling me that a species has enough experience with DNA to both clone and modify a subject from an extinct species i might add, yet can't tell apart 2 distinctively different genomes?

[@morgankuikka4940]

​@Mildly_Dead they were close enough to interbreed and even right now 2% of the population has Neanderthal dna. It wouldnt be outside the relm of possibility for an alien race far in the future to see it as part of modern genome and assume it was a precurser instead of a contemporary cousin. Also as the author has said "different universe so it could have sleightly altered timelines and evolutionary paths.

[@eurogryphon]

"Klokinator"...someone's a _Metalocalypse_ fan.

[@cazador7131]

Neanderthals had the shere mass to hunt animals in melee combat. So they didn't need to invent things like the bow or atlatl. So those mad men would hunt wooly rhinoceroses with spears. It's insane.

[@mattbrown5511]

Sounds like fun actually. But then again, I was an US Army infantryman for nearly 20 years. I may be a little deranged.

[@HoneyBadger1779]

Updated information on Neanderthals: They were just humans. They were not a separate species or we would not have been able to create viable offspring, But the artistic representations and imaginings of them is eight men are completely inaccurate and outdated. They were simply humans with very sharp and defined features, And they were far stronger and faster than us today and had art , music, tools and even medical kits that contain natural antibiotics. Their brain cases were also larger than ours and their skeletons were larger than modern humanity, actually even as recently as the medieval era unless they were diseased or had taken a mace to the face even basic things like dental health were far superior then the humans of today and very few of them would have needed braces. Ancient people between 4,000 + plus years ago we're faster than us stronger than us and judging by their engineering projects that they accomplished with primitive technology they were smarter than us.

[@voximperium1402]

I love your videos! You bring them to life!

[@Wastelandman7000]

For the narrator! For the author! For the algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

Poor crocie bois

[@kurtismiller9544]

The Algorithm must be satiated!

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For satisfaction, For the algorithm

[@DeathAngelsFromAbove]

meep

[@lostpupper2632]

there was one HFY that this one cannot seem to find again it had a council meeting censuring a race for eating humans particularly the babies and it ended with humans blowing up his homeworld in vengance

[@Darkwintre]

Was that the one where they targeted a kindergarten then when contacted told them they grabbed them as rations. The entire colony went hardcore recruiting a visiting alien diplomat found out where those idiots then used mass drivers to pelt their world with planetoids before heading down to share their feelings over the matter...

[@Crazylom]

"We have mimiced the DNA of Ancient humans to create composite clones..." god, have we evolved THAT much in the fu- "...of the "Neanderthal"" PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHA hahahaaahhhh...they are SO done, look at them go!

[@sevyrsgaming1202]

I'd like there to be an update to this one. Like a report on how it went, if any survived, their experience...something.

[@scp7375]

there is a part 2 of this linked from the original story for anyone interested

[@ozozborn6957]

Neanderthals were actually pretty intelligente, just not up to date with us or our technology. They are in for a surprise😂

[@mrnickbig1]

Neandertals were MUCH SHORTER than modern humans! In fact, they very closely resembled dwarves!

[@TimeKitt]

Is this attached to a larger framework fiction? I'm seeing hints of post population depletion and possibly a smaller breed of humans common to some spacers.

[@TimeKitt]

okay, followed the link and the compatable 'verse is in the comments.

[@Klokinator]

@@TimeKitt Late reply, but this story is set in the Cryoverse, so there's a whole lot of worldbuilding in other stories! Just google The Cryopod to Hell or The Last Precursor.

[@DonPatrono]

uhhhh.....did mankind evolve to get shorter? because last time I heard, Neanderthals weren't taller than the Cro-Magnons (average height is estimated as 1,65m) But it's true that Neanderthals had much more muscle mass and were more biologically adapted at the simple hunter-forager lifestyle

[@strbrryjam76]

Ah the Neanderthal....in a jungle? Oh well, denser bones that can carry more muscle than modern humans and, as far as I am aware, a higher top run speed especially if they’re not storing lots of fat for harshly cold environments like the Neanderthal adapted for. Those space crocs are literally nothing compared to what they hunted...modern real crocs aren’t even.

[@DageLV]

neanderthals arent our ancestors, atleast not most of us. Some ancient people might've mingled with them so some could be, but its like calling chimps and gorillas as same species. Theyre not. Neanderthals were solitary but a lot stronger. They hunted by melee, while we were weaker, so we had to hunt at a distance and that weakness was our strength, while neanderthals died in close combat to get a hunt, we staid back, otherwise we'd certainly die. Neanderthals weren't entirely solitary, they had like wolf packs, just a few members, while humans had communities.

[@Mildly_Dead]

They were also not stupid as this writer suggests, in fact their brains were bigger then ours. The only reason were here and they're not is we needed far less food to survive in turn having to hunt less + all the stuff you said.

[@Emps597thADR]

I want the part 2 where only one of the soft scales survives because the neanderthal got sleepy

[@proberts34]

So, this is the Kraktol version of the Kobayashi Maru test. Interesting.

[@mattbrown5511]

These crocs are doing a DoorDash for the Neanderthal? How very considerate of them.

[@leyrua]

Am I the only one who heard "Crap-Dial"?

[@decimation9780]

Only five hundred million modern humans? That’s extraordinarily small population numbers for a species well known for an incredibly high repopulation rate due to millennia of war and virtually no real lasting peace time. I would’ve expected the population to be somewhere in the range of two hundred to three hundred billion.

[@ckl9390]

The crocodile commander did mention that humans had only recently re-emerged. Perhaps there were only several hundred thousand left scattered among colonies or in stasis pods and even now there's only a half a billion. Or, that's all that they know about.

[@donovanklier5885]

I want a full story for this....

[@silas6328]

The commander mentioned wanting to make this planet a second homeworld but that some of the predators on the planet were worrying. Now we know the REAL reason why the human was dumped there. By the time it dies of old age it will have wiped out every predator within 20 miles of its territory.

[@conradrolla]

Oh god I got to the neanderthal part and just wanted to pitty the fools!

[@conradrolla]

A Neanderthal would put an elite marine to shame! with what they can do!

[@desuki185]

Part two? The hunt must be told!

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the voice and the story

[@ATart6]

All I can imagine after reading this is,that the most bloodthirsty Neanderthal is like a savage warrior from far cry primal name ULL! One shot the reptilians with his big club!(we all know how he just bodies takkar’s beasts!)

[@bearstarpresents2264]

Will you be reading the sequel and the finale?

[@AgroSquerril]

probably is its completed

[@Klokinator]

@@AgroSquerril I'm shaking and crying rn

[@thomasscott80]

Oh dear their odds of survival aren't very good.

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

Kinda wanna know what happens

[@Klokinator]

Parts 2 and 3 are posted now :)

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

@@Klokinator yes!

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

@@Klokinator where?

[@Klokinator]

@@AmbroseBoaBowie I can't post a link. KZbin blocks it. Just look up 'Human Hunt HFY" on Google. Should pop right up. All the parts are linked together at the top and bottom. You can also check my Reddit profile, Klokinator.

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

@@Klokinator thank

[@____________838]

¡Graugh!

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@t.p.3456]

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

[@calebfielding6352]

Neanderthals had bigger brains than humans.

[@Wastelandman7000]

Lizard go mush under club

[@americusfallout4777]

Could be worst they could of actually cloned Rambo and Chuck Norris and give them a year to prepare for them not sure what the survival time on that would be.

[@masterpython]

It's Neanderthal Captain America. That's how his DNA was preserved.

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@ironworksdragon6843]

Bob the dragon

[@aljeandropacheco3608]

NEANDERTHAL? WHY. THEY WERE WORSE

[@merlinwizard1000]

170th, 4 February 2023

[@homoerectus6953]

snacko's

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm is all

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm