SciFi Storytime 1606 - Terran Warchants Are Terrifying & Humans Think Explosions are Pretty | HFY

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

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@hinterlandseer6379
@hinterlandseer6379 2 жыл бұрын
Author of the first story here! Boy am I glad to make my debut on the channel, as this was one of my first inspirations to actually take up writing on the subreddit. Agro did a fantastic job of bringing out the emotions I'd hoped would come through. And yeah, fire just has this. . . sort of allure to it. And if a plan is stupid, but it works, then it's not stupid. Sometimes, you just gotta make things work with what you've got on ship.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed and thank you again for the permission
@kurtismiller9544
@kurtismiller9544 2 жыл бұрын
Love the chant used, the description of Queen's We Will Rock You was awesome!
@SamaelHellscrem
@SamaelHellscrem 2 жыл бұрын
@@kurtismiller9544 🤦it took me entirely to long to get what song he ment xD
@gmradio2436
@gmradio2436 2 жыл бұрын
[Thump] [Thump] [Clap]
@SergeyWaytov
@SergeyWaytov 2 жыл бұрын
If I didn't strain my chest muscles earlier I'd laugh out loud when I understood it)
@Sanquinity
@Sanquinity 2 жыл бұрын
Alien: Your war chants are terrifying, human! Human: War chant? Nah that was just a classic song from our history. Now take the Hakka for instance. That's a proper war chant! Accompanied by a kind of dance too! Alien: T- That wasn't even a war chant...? Human: Nope! Proper war chants should be intimidating after all! Gives you a good adrenaline boost too. I'll have me and the boys show you the Hakka some time! Alien: S- Something that intimidates even h- humans? *whimpers*
@Phyrior
@Phyrior 2 жыл бұрын
War chant? Nah, that's just something we sing before the game! G-game... you weaponized games!? Weaponize games? No, we gamified war!
@H3xx99
@H3xx99 2 жыл бұрын
If the aliens had that response from Queen, imagine their reaction to a Traditional Maori Hakkah... those things are terrifying.
@brennanlangless8912
@brennanlangless8912 2 жыл бұрын
Amped up version of the Germans reaction to it during ww1 new Zealand soldiers
@anonymouspersonthefake
@anonymouspersonthefake 2 жыл бұрын
they would just immediately retrat lmao
@markuhler2664
@markuhler2664 2 жыл бұрын
Initially thought that that was what it would be.
@TheAKgunner
@TheAKgunner 2 жыл бұрын
Or a Zulu battle song. Those are utterly terrifying!
@shamusmenzies3487
@shamusmenzies3487 2 жыл бұрын
Two words.alien. weaponry. They'd shit themselves
@toob1979
@toob1979 2 жыл бұрын
Number 1: Somewhere, Freddie Mercury is holding his fist above his head in tribute. Number 2: Humans' drive to consume mind-altering substances is almost as powerful as our drive to create fire.
@ObviouslyNotXenrek
@ObviouslyNotXenrek 2 жыл бұрын
to the number 2, psychedelics/mushrooms are one of several current theories as to what led early hominids to the "unique" mental state we have compared to our closest counterparts on earth (both the biological and intellectual-potential counterparts), since even mild use can cause lifelong changes to brain chemistry. In short, some early human-ish creature got *really* high, and decided to take over the world
@toob1979
@toob1979 2 жыл бұрын
@@ObviouslyNotXenrek "Oog oog ah-ah ah?" (Translation: "Gee, Torg, what do you want to do tonight?") "Ah-ah, ah-ah ah. Oog oog ah ah-ah ah ah!" (Translation: "The same thing we do every night, Muk. Get high and take over the world!")
@KopitioBozynski
@KopitioBozynski 2 жыл бұрын
Even better when those two go hand in hand.
@alexzanderroberts995
@alexzanderroberts995 Жыл бұрын
I once smashed a LiPo battery for the sole purpose of making a fire.
@rybread3981
@rybread3981 2 жыл бұрын
"I saw it online" Never underestimate a humans curiosity, nor their desire to ignore rules or regs to do it.
@ClokworkGremlin
@ClokworkGremlin 2 жыл бұрын
"How many of the countermeasures and failsafes on this station do you know how to manually trigger?" "How many are there?"
@stevenendersby8442
@stevenendersby8442 2 жыл бұрын
or the ingenuity of a board human to try to entertain themselves.
@BlueBD
@BlueBD 2 жыл бұрын
Rules are for the losers
@johnsandoval2158
@johnsandoval2158 2 жыл бұрын
Next I want to hear space Marines singing "We are The Champions" after street-sweeping an entire battlefield.
@PapaWerserian
@PapaWerserian 2 жыл бұрын
That would be awesome af
@Docktavion
@Docktavion 2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t as that could mean it’s the noise marines lol
@wolfoffenris9951
@wolfoffenris9951 2 жыл бұрын
That Happend probably in the Shuttle over
@rallen7660
@rallen7660 2 жыл бұрын
At first I thought they were doing a "HAKA". That would be so bitchin'.
@johnsandoval2158
@johnsandoval2158 2 жыл бұрын
@@rallen7660 so did I. A New Zealand rugby team would make this crew look like a glee club. ( Also goes with my theory that New Zealand sends the same immortal crazy guys to every war in history because according to Wikipedia New Zealand always sends someone)
@gmradio2436
@gmradio2436 2 жыл бұрын
"Here goes something stupid." A line I have used in real life. Yes, it could have killed me. No, it didn't. Yes, it was worth it. No, no one hurt.
@TheMankind02
@TheMankind02 2 жыл бұрын
"Hold my beer..."
@asdrubaelvect8038
@asdrubaelvect8038 2 жыл бұрын
Whoooo. Thank you for clarifying you didn't die.
@krel7160
@krel7160 2 жыл бұрын
"This will end well!"
@gmradio2436
@gmradio2436 2 жыл бұрын
@@asdrubaelvect8038 You joke, but i got that question before. Yes really.
@gmradio2436
@gmradio2436 2 жыл бұрын
@@krel7160 It did. This time.
@Deconstruction_Administrator
@Deconstruction_Administrator 2 жыл бұрын
"Here goes something stupid." In the words of Jon Tron, Humanity didn't get anywhere by playing it smart!
@dmaxcustom
@dmaxcustom 2 жыл бұрын
I would detonate a nuclear device "safely" just to gaze at the explosion. I am confident I am not alone in this sentiment.
@raptorep
@raptorep 2 жыл бұрын
I've heard that a nuke going off in space is prettier than on the ground.
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in, just tell me when and where!
@XxTaiMTxX
@XxTaiMTxX 2 жыл бұрын
Do we have anything BIGGER than a nuke? I mean... nukes are pretty and all... but... what if you got a bigger nuke? I'd love to watch a sun go supernova. That'd be freakin' pretty. I actually loved watching that in The Outer Wilds (I think that's what it's called? With the weird planets and 28 minute time limit or something before system destruction?). I mean... it's fire. How can fire NOT be pretty? Or entrancing? Or amazing to watch? It just... engulfs. Converts all to fire. It's so dangerous. But, it's also insanely useful. It is basically the same as us. Fire basically perfectly exemplifies the duality of humanity.
@dmaxcustom
@dmaxcustom 2 жыл бұрын
@@XxTaiMTxX That's the 'safely' issue. I would love to see a star go boom live, but that implies an entire system destroyed or even several. I am willing to see and enjoy any form of explosion as long it does not kill or destroy anything unnecessarily. So, the logical thing to do, is to figure it out how to move stars outside the galactic rim to detonate them for show.
@XxTaiMTxX
@XxTaiMTxX 2 жыл бұрын
@@dmaxcustom I dunno man... I think it's more exciting to watch the fire engulf things. Even if those things are possibly myself. What better way to go than in a supernova? Blink and you miss it.
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the aliens in all these stories about human war chants are just uncultured, and I sincerely hope that if we get out into the galaxy and find other races, that everyone being at least exposed to Queen, becomes a galactic law.
@PoldaranOfDalaran
@PoldaranOfDalaran 2 жыл бұрын
Assuming being exposed to human culture doesn't cause some form of PTSD in the poor xenos.
@klinetalladen
@klinetalladen 2 жыл бұрын
I would love a Macross remake with QUEEN instead of Minmay
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 жыл бұрын
@@PoldaranOfDalaran oh no, even if it does cause PTSD, we will make them experience Queen. Cultural bonding for our allies who can withstand it, imperial suppression for those too weak and feeble to appreciate true culture.
@neuralmute
@neuralmute Жыл бұрын
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 I can imagine some poor Xenos being unable to withstand the sheer awe of Freddie Mercury's unbelievable voice and charisma. And imagine their minds being blown when they find out that *Dr.* Brian May is not just a guitar god, but also an astrophysicist! (Not to overlook the contributions of Roger Taylor, the human metronome with the stunning voice, and good old Deaky, master of killer bass riffs and electronics... Has there ever been such a multitalented band before or since?)
@BeauZoe
@BeauZoe 2 жыл бұрын
It took me way too long to realize they were describing Queens We Will Rock You
@Sean_XT
@Sean_XT 2 жыл бұрын
Freddy mercury brings terror to enemies throughout the galaxy
@ckl9390
@ckl9390 2 жыл бұрын
I had it at the second "boom, boom, clap".
@Samagryn
@Samagryn 2 жыл бұрын
The moment I heard those first two bangs, I had a hunch. When the clap came, I *knew*
@Erigalus
@Erigalus 2 жыл бұрын
@@Samagryn I had no idea when the bangs happened. Not even a hunch. But with the first clap, all the pieces assembled. :D
@davidholbrook6335
@davidholbrook6335 2 жыл бұрын
Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday You got mud on your face, you big disgrace Kicking your can all over the place, singin' … We will, we will rock you We will, we will rock you … Buddy, you're a young man, hard man Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday You got blood on your face, you big disgrace Waving your banner all over the place … We will, we will rock you, sing it! We will, we will rock you, yeah … Buddy, you're an old man, poor man Pleading with your eyes, gonna get you some peace someday You got mud on your face, big disgrace Somebody better put you back into your place, do it! … We will, we will rock you, yeah, yeah, come on We will, we will rock you, alright, louder! We will, we will rock you, one more time We will, we will rock you Yeah
@aichitoshiki1321
@aichitoshiki1321 2 жыл бұрын
When I saw Terran War-chants, I immediately knew it was "We will Rock you" from Queens. Who else? I cackled at "Here goes something stupid" 🤣🤣CAUSE IT"S TRUE
@PoldaranOfDalaran
@PoldaranOfDalaran 2 жыл бұрын
Any given human given a desperate enough situation. Or boredom: "Time to do some sketchy shit, doo dah, doo dah. Hope I get away with it..."
@raptorep
@raptorep 2 жыл бұрын
"...all the live long day. Hey!"
@robertalexander5892
@robertalexander5892 2 жыл бұрын
ROFLMFAO!! I'm stealing that to use in rl!
@TheAKgunner
@TheAKgunner 2 жыл бұрын
@@robertalexander5892 Same here.
@HenshinFanatic
@HenshinFanatic Жыл бұрын
Oh de doo dah day
@seldonwright4345
@seldonwright4345 Жыл бұрын
Foghorn Leghorn rooster
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 жыл бұрын
8:15 one of the oldest and most useful cooked meals being the simple Soup. Toss whatever vegetables and meats you can spare for this meal into a large bowl of water, position the bowl over an open flame, and stir gently but consistently with a long-handled wooden spoon. Cook for as long as it takes, usually untill about 10 minutes after the water boils, tossing in more delicate ingredients or spices and other flavorings throughout. Pour into bowls, eat with spoons as it cools.
@ReaVen443
@ReaVen443 2 жыл бұрын
The stomping the beginning already had me set, add clapping and the routhm grows and of course that one single notion to our speciality of stoneing our enemies into submission from times im memorial.
@Cursedzeba
@Cursedzeba 2 жыл бұрын
I mean what are guns but a better way to throw rocks
@bigearl3867
@bigearl3867 2 жыл бұрын
The first time I ever heard this song back in the late 70's when I was a young football player in high school. We would chant this before the game while putting on our gear. It not only hyped us up, but reinforced the feeling of brotherhood we had with each other. And after the game, if we won we would chant again, but then we would sing the song that goes with it. We are the champions! The song, "We will rock you", transcends race, status, and economics. It is both a song, and a war chant. Some years later when I was an adult. I joined the U.S. Army. Again this was our chant of brotherhood, and dedication to accomplish the mission. And now as an old man, this chant. This song. The slap slap thump still gets the blood flowing. This story is told from the human ally perspective. There is another story recently posted from the alien enemy perspective. It tells the story of how that slap slap thump triggers the post traumatic syndrome response from those who have fought the Terrains. Both excellent stories.
@chrisdufresne9359
@chrisdufresne9359 2 жыл бұрын
I still feel bad for the poor xenos in that other one. They gained a fear of a popular song where contests are involved.
@markuhler2664
@markuhler2664 2 жыл бұрын
The other story brought out sympathy for the poor bastards. Hoped when the war would be over our docs could help them. Interesting to see the flip side of it.
@RavenSixstitch
@RavenSixstitch 2 жыл бұрын
What's the name of the other story though?
@markuhler2664
@markuhler2664 2 жыл бұрын
@@RavenSixstitch Humans Think Explosions Are Pretty
@bigearl3867
@bigearl3867 2 жыл бұрын
@@RavenSixstitch That will take some digging to find.
@davidholbrook6335
@davidholbrook6335 2 жыл бұрын
I've paid my dues Time after time I've done my sentence But committed no crime And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of sand Kicked in my face But I've come through And we mean to go on and on and on and on We are the champions, my friends And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions of the World I've taken my bows And my curtain calls You brought me fame and fortune And everything that goes with it I thank you all But it's been no bed of roses No pleasure cruise I consider it a challenge before The human race And I ain't gonna lose And we mean to go on and on and on and on We are the champions, my friends And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions of the World We are the champions, my friends And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions of the World
@nuru666
@nuru666 2 жыл бұрын
We *WILL* Rock You.
@danijelandroid
@danijelandroid 2 жыл бұрын
Never knew the lyrics.🙃😥😁
@a2rgaming863
@a2rgaming863 2 жыл бұрын
That sound will be saved until after the battle. If they care for an encore, we have a decent list of songs to choose from. I am thinking something classical though.
@TheLastGarou
@TheLastGarou 2 жыл бұрын
That's for the ride back. 😎👍
@johnathanblackwell9960
@johnathanblackwell9960 2 жыл бұрын
Napalm Sticks to Kids or Sapper Daddy are some pretty good choices, or if you've stopped giving a fuck there is always the Engineer's Drinking Song
@acarrillo8277
@acarrillo8277 Жыл бұрын
Armed with heirloom shotguns, named the Housekeepers and they sing We Will Rock You on the drop-ship while inbound to a combat op. These guys are the shit.
@seldonwright4345
@seldonwright4345 Жыл бұрын
And a 45. " hanging on her side".
@writerunblocked5020
@writerunblocked5020 2 жыл бұрын
Author of the second story. The whole thing started because of a joke in one of my all time favourite video games. Props to those of you who know it/played it. As I worked on the story I remembered a scene in The Martian where pretty much the same thing happens. As to what is on the other side of the door, I don't know. I decided to leave it open so that whatever the reader imagines is what's true. That said, there have been multiple threads exploring the idea that the coffee machine is over there and it's my favourite for sure.
@MiMuMo
@MiMuMo Жыл бұрын
ෆ⁠╹⁠ ⁠.̮⁠ ⁠╹⁠ෆ
@bandiras2
@bandiras2 2 жыл бұрын
For the second story: Cogito, ergo, BOOOM!
@firedirewolf
@firedirewolf 2 жыл бұрын
Dood blows his own arm off to solve a problem, damn ingenious though lol
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 2 жыл бұрын
Humans! crazy mo-fos.
@markuhler2664
@markuhler2664 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it would be worth it.
@chrisdufresne9359
@chrisdufresne9359 2 жыл бұрын
Praise be unto the power of the golden classics. We all know the Explosions ARE pretty. There's no think in that fact.
@markuhler2664
@markuhler2664 2 жыл бұрын
Fire is beautiful, it creates & destroys, it dances like love & ash is its sorrow.
@chrissalch693
@chrissalch693 2 жыл бұрын
What I want to know is why blowing the door (and blowing his hand/arm off) would suck less than keeping it closed.
@brentmartin6833
@brentmartin6833 2 жыл бұрын
I assume either bad guys are on the other side and "need" to be handled, or on this side of the door there's going to be a serious lack of O2 shortly (fire or no fire).
@reduande
@reduande Жыл бұрын
​@@brentmartin6833from their reaction and lack of fear from an assault/accident. They were stuck. Oxygen, water, food... not in immediate danger. & After the escape, charges for safety rules violation, not valued for rescuing others from danger.
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын
Xanax was lucky that nobody brought a bagpipe. March of the Cambreadth Axes flash, broadsword swing, Shining armor's piercing ring Horses run with polished shield, Fight those bastards 'til they yield Midnight mare and blood red roan, Fight to keep this land your own Sound the horn and call the cry, How many of them can we make die! I like Heather Alexander's version.
@hanzzel6086
@hanzzel6086 Жыл бұрын
Or "My Mother Told Me"!
@kathleencandelaria4106
@kathleencandelaria4106 2 жыл бұрын
The 2nd story, has no one ever told them rules are made to be broken. You can always work around the safe guards.
@RaderizDorret
@RaderizDorret 2 жыл бұрын
Man... if "We Will Rock You" frightened these aliens, one wonders how they'd react to "Painkiller".
@SH-qs7ee
@SH-qs7ee Жыл бұрын
Or Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin.
@hanzzel6086
@hanzzel6086 Жыл бұрын
Or 98% of Sabaton
@pauldickinson3961
@pauldickinson3961 10 ай бұрын
Or Thunderstruck
@ShiroNekoDen
@ShiroNekoDen 2 жыл бұрын
Next I would like to hear the warrior song by Sean householder, warriors freedom call, imagine dragons warriors and anything by sabaton. Actually strike that I want to see aliens react to sabaton in general or anime songs will work as well
@involuntaryanalysis
@involuntaryanalysis 2 жыл бұрын
If Queen made them want to curl into a ball, imagine what Lamb of God would do to them.
@MiishaKorvian
@MiishaKorvian 2 жыл бұрын
Disturbed - "Indestructible" a song purposely written to hype up soldiers before battle. Watch the music video and you'll understand.
@neuralmute
@neuralmute Жыл бұрын
Only one word for you - Sabaton.
@ianharrison5758
@ianharrison5758 Жыл бұрын
@@neuralmute FOR THE GRACE AND THE MIGHT OF THE LORD, FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY FOR THE FAITH OF THE WAY OF THE SWORD GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDY
@ianharrison5758
@ianharrison5758 Жыл бұрын
@@MiishaKorvian just the opening of down with the sickness would likely give almost aliens a heart attack.
@hanzzel6086
@hanzzel6086 Жыл бұрын
​@neuralmute Three words for you: The Warriors Song. I imagine most aliens would pass out at "rivers of blood running under my feet", and none would make it past the part about living guts and tanks tracks! Edit: Oh, and "Soldiers" is another one!
@michaellively6467
@michaellively6467 2 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed the music for that fire story.
@alwelle3902
@alwelle3902 2 жыл бұрын
A working knowledge of chemistry ... very good thing ... or very BAD thing ... depending on circumstances.
@stevenendersby8442
@stevenendersby8442 2 жыл бұрын
Yes.... simply nothing more needs to be said.
@MizukiStone44
@MizukiStone44 2 жыл бұрын
Glory to the spinny rock! And mercy from the mathematics that demand my response.
@johns9652
@johns9652 Жыл бұрын
Can confirm the military uses music for hype, and other reasons. Back in the 80s, I heard on the news that to get Noriega out of compound, they demoralized him and his troops by blasting the loudest rock music they could at his headquarters. It worked. Then there's the classic fictional case of Apocalypse Now, where they played Flight of the Valkyries from speakers on the helicopters. And when I was in USMC boot camp, the morning we were about to graduate, they blasted Bad to the Bone throughout my barracks.
@someoneawesome8717
@someoneawesome8717 Жыл бұрын
Alien: that's not an explosive Human: not yet at least
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian 2 жыл бұрын
Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: I'm sure someone else already made the Queen reference. But I thought this was gonna be about those New Zealand haka chants. Story 2: You know it's all about the BOOM!
@crayonchomper1180
@crayonchomper1180 2 жыл бұрын
ah the good ol' Winchester M1897 "War Crime Stick" (trench gun) Queen's "We Will Rock You", LMAO
@Maeshalanadae
@Maeshalanadae Жыл бұрын
“Drugs are on their way.” “Here comes something stupid.” Usually how those two steps play out when involved together.
@DepressedCrow
@DepressedCrow 2 жыл бұрын
seeing the one fish get trapped in the grass was painful
@gmradio2436
@gmradio2436 2 жыл бұрын
When?
@SgtMversion23
@SgtMversion23 2 жыл бұрын
@@gmradio2436 the only thing I can think of as being mistaken as a fish getting trapped in the grass after a scan through is that one fish on the bottom left going ham on some of those fronds, just hanging around it trying to get at whatever has accumulated on it. Seemed to really enjoy it tho
@thecrimsonfkr2818
@thecrimsonfkr2818 2 жыл бұрын
Lovely read. Thank you for the stories.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
A pleasure
@roguecarrick816
@roguecarrick816 Жыл бұрын
when the aliens first interaction with humans is a group of liscensed serial killers issued warcrime sticks they've been locked in a box with happily singing rock music on their way to unalive the population of a small city.
@craftysmithkeith3653
@craftysmithkeith3653 2 жыл бұрын
A bit of group karaoke before the drop
@noctusdoesthings
@noctusdoesthings 2 жыл бұрын
Guess you could say they were Terra-fied, huh? I'll see myself out
@ianharrison5758
@ianharrison5758 Жыл бұрын
Imagine how creepy the aliens would find it if one encounter they hear We are the champions, A Haka in the second, and Gregorian or Latin Chant. Those could be creepy as fuck. Imagine hearing what is basically melodious wailing while preparing for a fight
@kcflick6132
@kcflick6132 2 жыл бұрын
Humans "Left....left....left right left, Baby shark, do do do" Alien:👽😱
@ReaVen443
@ReaVen443 2 жыл бұрын
Now imagine someone started to blast one of the more unique marching songs we used, aka Barbie Girl or Spangebob On the other hand Ramstein must be considered a Terror Weapon
@HenshinFanatic
@HenshinFanatic Жыл бұрын
🎵Gooooooo left go right go pick up the step go left go right go left🎵
@Padenk011
@Padenk011 Жыл бұрын
When we eventually when we meet peaceful aliens they will ask us why we waged war against each other so much, and all we will say in return “practice”
@TKSubDude
@TKSubDude Жыл бұрын
The first was "We will Rock You" and the second was "Hold my Neer"
@larrymartinez3611
@larrymartinez3611 2 жыл бұрын
Xeno: Who is this "Buddy"? A being from Terran mythology?
@merlinathrawes746
@merlinathrawes746 11 ай бұрын
Saying we will, we will ROCK YOU... stomp, stomp, thud! It's amazing what you can cause to blow up with a little knowledge of chemistry.
@schmidiot651
@schmidiot651 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine their response if the marines had sung the Jonathan Young version of Valhalla Calling me.
@hanzzel6086
@hanzzel6086 Жыл бұрын
Oh god....
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@Kualinar
@Kualinar Жыл бұрын
Story 1. The Terrans should broadcast their chanting over all frequencies to their foes. Just look at the effect upon those who are WITH the terrans, who know that it's directed at them. Now, listen to the same, but knowing that it's from those who are coming to fight against you... Story 2. Humans don't think that explosions are pretty. We KNOW that they are pretty. Just take a look at fireworks. OK. So, using a fire suppression foam as an explosive... By making it combust by making it meet another «inert» substance.
@mikesharkey2010
@mikesharkey2010 Жыл бұрын
Will add that a HUD of the "Sing Biys! SING!" scene from the movie ZULU! might not get the human Marines into quite the same state of battle-joy as Queen, but would inspire a berserker state in those.stuck in a "hopeless" situation. Oh. And would quite possibly have xenos performing their species equivalent of peeing themselves -watching two groups of humans attacking each other in absolute, total, berserker killing frenzy - while both are singing in fearless defiance. Yeah, the movie didn't exactly hold to historical accuracy ( the above scene didn't actually happen; Pvt Hook wasn't a malingerer; the color Sgt WAS if anything even more awesome than depicted - but he wasn't a 6ft 2 strapping bull of a man with a giant mustache - but was actually aboutv5ft 3, and maybe 160 lb soacking wet ) But it gave a "feel" to that battle. Roarke's Drift battle resulted in more VC awards than any battle in British history since. More than a couple *wars* since. And that Zulu charge into massed British fire. Terrifying.
@garymartin6987
@garymartin6987 Жыл бұрын
#2: "Yeehaw!! That blowed up real good!"
@NathanBChampine
@NathanBChampine 2 жыл бұрын
If can be made to blow up humanity will find a way to do it and have a little fun as well.
@djbloodrender6537
@djbloodrender6537 2 жыл бұрын
if aliens think "we will rock you" is terrifying, wait till they see a Maori Haka lol
@TheAKgunner
@TheAKgunner 2 жыл бұрын
Or a Zulu battle song. No matter how many times I watch Zulus, those songs still scare me.
@dontmindmejustlisteningtom8225
@dontmindmejustlisteningtom8225 2 жыл бұрын
9:20 I thought she committed arson
@DonPatrono
@DonPatrono Жыл бұрын
ah yes the second story the epytome of "Feck it, we ballin" "But Why" "Because kaboom"
@roderickballance6960
@roderickballance6960 Жыл бұрын
Such Very Sweet Stories, The Both !
@macpurdy
@macpurdy 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm and the narrator.
@Ryu_D
@Ryu_D 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video. What the heck was behind that door that they needed to get at so badly?
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc Жыл бұрын
Apparently, the authors favourite option is "the coffee machine"!
@elfeater1760
@elfeater1760 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry about the fish Agro. Did they get full Naval Honors for burial or just dirt?...lol
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
Naval
@elfeater1760
@elfeater1760 2 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril Good they deserved that!
@Drago_Whooves
@Drago_Whooves 2 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril not a Viking burial?
@Drago_Whooves
@Drago_Whooves 2 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril not a Viking burial?
@PasiastyPasek
@PasiastyPasek Жыл бұрын
Humans singing queen, aliens are terrified, humans are laughing. Suddenly they hear a song about pretty flower, and every human loses their shit
@syrathdouglas1244
@syrathdouglas1244 2 жыл бұрын
Due to the lack of a space I thought it meant war merchants
@bumpkin1631
@bumpkin1631 2 жыл бұрын
WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU! SINGIN, WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU!
@angrycrusader3926
@angrycrusader3926 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if that had song one of Sabatons songs!
@selador11
@selador11 9 ай бұрын
ROFLOL Love that techno loggy! 🤣
@simbry49
@simbry49 2 жыл бұрын
All hail Queen! For the Algorithm.
@jeanannd
@jeanannd Жыл бұрын
Story 1: Let me guess, the song "We will, we will Rock you."
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@NickGurPlease
@NickGurPlease 2 жыл бұрын
The second story sounds like the start and end of a terrible idea that ends up as a great story. lol
@ClokworkGremlin
@ClokworkGremlin 2 жыл бұрын
Buddy, you're a young man, hard man, shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday.
@MidnightSmoke
@MidnightSmoke Жыл бұрын
OK here goes something stupid. AKA hold my beer. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@1000Shade
@1000Shade Жыл бұрын
Wonder what their response to the death whistle would be
@waynes9275
@waynes9275 8 ай бұрын
didn't take long to figure out which song it was, I remember when it first time I heard it.
@mikkelnpetersen
@mikkelnpetersen 9 ай бұрын
"Soldiers hyping themselves up" Nah, they were just passing the time.
@seanrobert9661
@seanrobert9661 2 жыл бұрын
[documented contact]
@admiralglenn2323
@admiralglenn2323 2 жыл бұрын
*knock knock* ~housekeeping~
@ecarots9469
@ecarots9469 8 ай бұрын
wait till they hear bagpipes
@dantegreciante7984
@dantegreciante7984 2 жыл бұрын
"We will! We will! ROCK YOU!!!"
@KingMarkus222
@KingMarkus222 2 жыл бұрын
(4x BOOM, BOOM CLAP)We will, we will ROCK YOU!
@carlfromtheoc1788
@carlfromtheoc1788 Жыл бұрын
Xeno would plotz watching a Maori haka before battle, or the skirling of the pipes accompanied by drums. Then someone kicks in their portable music player to make the poor xenos wonder why the humans are so excited to be on the highway to hell, even if there's no stop signs or speed limits. I bet a few of the drop troops had AA-12s (or similar weapon) a semi-automatic shotgun, a real streetsweeper.
@fayefrosting6913
@fayefrosting6913 2 жыл бұрын
We will, we will rock you 🤘
@The_Viscount
@The_Viscount Жыл бұрын
Excuse me while I pull up a Queen album
@shinraset
@shinraset 2 жыл бұрын
The end of the second story. It is only stupid if it doesn't work! Crazy I certainly acknowledge crazy definitely but it's only stupid if it doesn't work.
@wolkaiserdrake9946
@wolkaiserdrake9946 7 ай бұрын
WE WILL! WE WILL! ROCK YOU!
@maglorthearcanist
@maglorthearcanist Жыл бұрын
Its worst when the marines sing "mikey mouse club theme aong"
@Eramiserasmus
@Eramiserasmus 2 жыл бұрын
Wait til the real War Chsnts show up. And the second story I'd peak human fascination with fire.
@worcestershiresauce6377
@worcestershiresauce6377 Жыл бұрын
Dave took me here
@jacknedry3925
@jacknedry3925 Жыл бұрын
They should have sung “Erika”
@tabithachastain6999
@tabithachastain6999 Жыл бұрын
Freddie Mercury would be proud
@dantreadwell7421
@dantreadwell7421 2 жыл бұрын
But. . . boom booms are pretty. . .
@humanbeings4698
@humanbeings4698 Жыл бұрын
maybe they should have followed up by going slightly mad!
@zyanidwarfare5634
@zyanidwarfare5634 Жыл бұрын
I wonder how the poor Xenos would react to krigsherren/warlord
@Luthor_
@Luthor_ 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, Queen!
@milocebatron5249
@milocebatron5249 Жыл бұрын
Man fire thing Thing goes FZZzz/BOOM Man happy
@thrashkwan
@thrashkwan 2 жыл бұрын
Wait until someone starts playing Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project.
@klappstock943
@klappstock943 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@dennisallen4726
@dennisallen4726 Жыл бұрын
Hmmm Queen's We Will Rock You. Before battle.
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