SCP-1498 │ Dial-A-Dream │ Euclid │ Oneiroi Collective SCP

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SCP-1498 │ Dial-A-Dream │ Euclid │ Oneiroi Collective SCP
Item #: SCP-1498
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-1498 are to be held in standard containment chambers, located within Site-77. One technician is to be on-hand to answer any calls placed to SCP-1498. Transcripts of all calls must be placed in Site-77's non-anomalous records archive. Any persons found to have interacted with SCP-1498 are to be quarantined for 2 months, or until they show signs of SCP-1498. Subjects showing signs of exposure are to be contained as an instance of SCP-1498-1, which require the same accommodation as instances of SCP-1498.
00:12 SCP-1498
00:27 Special containment procedures
01:11 Description
02:27 ├─ Transcript of a subject describing their experience
03:15 ├─ Changes to bodily and mental state
04:33 └─ Recovery
05:21 Background: Oneroi
06:33 ├─ Locations
07:15 └─ first mentions
07:56 - Oneroi West
08:33 - Xiupania
09:04 - Oneiroi Collective
09:26 - Shadow/Oneiroi
10:07 Outro
10:18 Credits & Patrons
11:09 End screen
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Corvus B. Used with permission & composed by him especially for this channel, many thanks!
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╾╾╾►Graphic design◄
The graphics that make up Dr. Millars office were created by me .
All vocal performances are performed by me unless stated otherwise.
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The subject matter on which this video is based on originate from the SCP wiki. My adaptations are created with permission and with the purpose of adding value to the source content via voice acting, graphic design, animation and illustration ... none are present within the source material.
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[@Berd]

bro never stop making these

[@j.d.e7906]

Do a funny

[@ThatGabeFlood]

Don't worry, Berd. TheVolgun, he groove.

[@Turtis]

yes

[@EdgieAlias]

As J.D.E. says, your presence on the internet is to entertain, and nothing else. You must play your role or people will get angry. J.D.E. is probably anti-communist.

[@weedwhacker3003]

Never thought I'd see berd here

[@LowerRank5]

They missed the opportunity to number it SCP-1800 smh

[@TheVolgun]

haha, it was probably taken

[@Dominion69420]

Great you got the empire today jingle stuck in my head again

[@vaughnhelthira1704]

Damian0816 “800-588-2300, Empire!” I love that jingle ☺️ ❤️

[@Axsuroth_]

Dude if you google scp 1800 shaggy shows up shaggy is scp confirmed that’s why he’s so powerful

[@alvisyahrin2276]

@@Axsuroth_ wow bro you got the whole squad laughing

[@justthomas2488]

Volgun’s mug is an SCP that keeps his coffee hot all the Time. Edit: the steam of the mug disappears half way through the video, so it’s not the mug :( But the amount of detail volgun puts in his videos is amazing.

[@iplat]

It has its own heater in the bottom.

[@chibishibe]

I'm suprised Dr. Miller's request for it got approved by the o5 council

[@zenethereonix]

I want to go write that SCP article

[@Silly__billy777]

The scp wiki: write that down, write that down!

[@saltymcginger2027]

@@zenethereonix too late

[@CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald]

Why don’t they test things like “can ordered dreams answer questions to things that the test subject doesn’t know” for example, if they ask to dream about visiting a restricted room they’ve never been in, will their dream accurately represent the room? If so this can be invaluable. You could ask to dream about how to destroy 682

[@TheNavigator4552]

Big Brain Boi

[@CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald]

The Navigator that’s the whole point of how an SCP is written! when There is a compelling villain in a story I often find myself asking how they would respond to certain questions. SCPs are supposed to do that very thing. That’s why the most popular SCPs have very long interviews.

[@Tickerchicken]

I’d imagine you can kill it in a black hole given there’s enough pressure to suck in light

[@capuchinosofia4771]

:0 That's a very good idea! You should give it a try and do an edit to the scp-1498 page :D As this is a group proyect, we all can edit and keep improving upon existing scps!

[@TheNavigator4552]

@@Tickerchicken everybody gangster till scp 682 gains the powers of a black hole.

[@alybe1801]

Gotta admit, that "sheep" is absolutely cute

[@craigh5236]

Do telephone sheep dream of answering machines?

[@notreals.c5711]

Why did I like this comment again...oh yeah

[@ryansmail2578]

That's not a sheep that's a shep

[@CBRN-115]

(Baaahs in telephone)

[@icel8828]

E! >:(

[@KriekWorthy]

When I was a kid there wasn't much to look forward to. But I sometimes had these beautiful, magical dreams. I spent the next day thinking about, and trying to relive, these dreams. I had forgotten all about them until this reminded me. Thank you. 🌜

[@CBRN-115]

Same here. My dreams these days are quite long, but I forget them as soon as I wake up

[@LiatheTree]

....same

[@atersol346]

I still have vivid magical dreams, but not as common as i used to. I sometimes get a really good one once a month or 2 with cool stories and such. I think the trick to having cool dreams is to just imagine alot, kind of embarrassing because im 21 and I still constantly think of having cool abilitys like to stopping time and having Omnipower.

[@bruno.vet.f]

any dreams about a theme park and trees with faces?

[@sushi5187]

@@bruno.vet.f yes why do you ask?

[@krow1551]

It's fitting that the ending about oneiroi makes about as much sense as someone talking to me in a dream.

[@therealuser1225]

“We have you Scotland, your ours.” Out of all the scp universe has to offer this is the biggest antagonist we have ever seen

[@Eagle_the_18th]

I like how the special containment procedures come first before the description, it kinda just gives you a good idea of what you’re getting into

[@Suninrags]

And that is how most spcs have allways been. What I like best is when the containment procedures are weird and crazy making you wonder what the hell you are getting into

[@lsynno]

Well it works in universe too. If the SCP has just broken containment you don't wanna be muddling through the description while its tearing apart the facility.

[@Suninrags]

@@lsynno true it's quite practical now that I think about it

[@fast1nakus]

Well, that's pretty much the only "necessary" part of scp's. The description can be [REDACTED]

[@Zenlore6499]

“Subjects who interact with it also get the same holding parameters.” I think we all know where this is going.

[@mrkitloin]

"good afternoon everyone" me watching at 10:00 PM 👁👄👁

[@patrickrauh996]

01.27 AM 😂

[@zekeetherington9586]

02:12 AM

[@lordkek5817]

4:30 am haven't slept in 2 days get on my level nerds >:^)

[@Катюша-щ5ю]

Im at 5 in the mornin, I havent slept yet

[@therealuser1225]

12:52 pm, Christmas night. I am tired now but if I put the phone down I wake up again help I’m stuck in a time loop

[@mikeemmons1079]

Heh "EWE-clid" I'll see myself out.

[@Wastelandwarrior0311]

You sir, are the best of us.

[@Ektalon]

Oh, you can never leave . . .

[@InvictusByz]

In case anyone's about to google it, Oneiroi are a collection of dream-based deities from Greek Mythology, or also used to refer to a personification of a specific dream.

[@froggy2597]

I honestly thought this was a SCP that's sort of a downgraded SCP-1234, until I got through almost half of the video about people turning into telephones.

[@st4ndg4mes87]

Turning into telephones?! *Slowly turns at the DSaF series*

[@Username-1939t9]

the origin of phone guy

[@CBRN-115]

@@Username-1939t9 the man behind the phone

[@weshouldhavenukedjapanathi8369]

Becoming a telephone boi for the chance to be a anime girl for 9 hours doesn't seem that bad a deal to me

[@FishyDaGamer]

WeShouldHaveNukedJapanAThirdTime I would just ask to the ability to control my life and laws of physics and anything to my will. That would give me the best lucid dream as I can do whatever I want. I will shape realities and I will make different timelines and “saves” to do different things and so I don’t make mistakes. I will give myself extremely high intelligence to be really smart in my dream, and become a god in the dream. I will do this continuously till I become a telephone boi. Also you’re name 0-0

[@Elmithian]

I would ask that the sleep would give me entire lifetime (via time dilation) where I could save and reload as I willed it, only ending once I died from old age.

[@weshouldhavenukedjapanathi8369]

@@Elmithian Why didn't I think of that. You sir are a genius

[@I_Steal_Memes]

Elmithian that sounds like a certant isekai where the mc likes bodily fluid tea

[@donkeykong5900]

I would ask to eat a entire bath tub full of humming birds with broken wings so I can die doing what I love

[@AS-ip4xf]

I saw this literally 30 seconds after it was posted in my subbox. I guess it was calling me.

[@EverythingPlusGaming]

Same very happy

[@car0ndelet]

You. You go to your room.

[@ZekeFreek]

Hey, just wondering, whatever happened to SCP-3000? I remember you were showing this massive model you were working on, I think nearly half a year ago now and you said it was coming up. Just curious.

[@3000-z7p]

3000 may well be my fav.

[@steelinskin5925]

@@3000-z7p It's definitely mine. I've read and listened to the tale of Anantashesha more times than I can count.

[@3000-z7p]

@@steelinskin5925 it's really something else isn't it? Such a beauty on a hundred different levels, 3000

[@officialgeeno]

@Anirban Chakrabarti its a giant serpent I think.

[@ApolloMagnusTV]

@@officialgeeno r/whoosh

[@TheVolgun]

Hello - thanks for listening! Got to make a 3D model for this one, too! - hope you liked it! (also, follow me at www.twitch.tv/thevolgun )

[@SlenLen]

You should remove the ) or add a space before it It breaks the link

[@TheVolgun]

@@SlenLen ah, thanks for the heads up I didn't even notice that!

[@CompyyyUwU]

Friend 1: I count sheep to fall asleep. What do you you do? Friend 2: I beat it to fall asleep. What about you dude? Me: *ITS COMPLICATED*

[@SaberusTerras]

It's oh-near-oi, _oneiro_ being ancient Greek for dream

[@unamless9229]

Thanks for the class Dr. Millar, when are the tests coming up though? We haven't had any since we started to have zoom meetings.

[@mrziiz6893]

At least we’re not at risk of being horribly killed each day, although my grades are suffering..

[@aaronwilder2775]

This SCP is really fascinating, along with the Oneiroi Collective itself. I wonder what other SCPs, if any, are a part of it

[@EMan-hr5vf]

The mention of Rick DiPietro and the Islanders is hilarious as DiPietro was an injury prone goalie who they traded Luongo away to give DiPietro the starting job and then signed him to a 15 year contract in 2006 and is the longest contract in NHL history. As you would expect, the injuries piled up fast and his career was ruined which meant he had to be bought out of his contract not even halfway into the deal. The Islanders now pay DiPietro $1.5 million every July 1st until 2029. Today Rick DiPietro works for ESPN in their hockey coverage program as an analyst.

[@intrapt]

The last time I was this early, SCP-001 was [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@clayopold2131]

If I was a student learning about scps in Dr Millers class I'd call a medic thinking he was having a stroke at the end

[@geraldadams9918]

I just discovered the Sam Lake game Control. Now thru the infographics you tube channel I have discovered the SCP Foundation. They are very much related and I love these SCP Videos... Props!

[@AnimatedTerror]

Do scp’s dream of electric sheep... or are they more fleshy than... well I guess it would be a case by case basis now wouldn’t it.

[@carto4028]

Hard to wrap my head around this one but i think thats the point. Entitys that understand the logic behind the illogical Petty cool concept.

[@FurryEskimo]

Wow, the second half of this video was extremely information dense.

[@cahillcomics918]

I honestly hope he gets through every scp, this stuff is so weirdly calming

[@bindead]

I don't understand how am I missing these. Every now and again something of his pops up I've never seen before.

[@MrLockfree]

Volgun: *gives brief lecture explaining the Oneiroi collective.* Me: w h a t

[@mrziiz6893]

I’m pretty sure that wasn’t our professor...

[@Foil_Sick]

Bro, never stop making these, they are super nice to the eyes, and they are really nice to listen to. I normally listen to these while I’m doing chores, doing homework or even just playing a video game (Like the switch) they are just really cool to listen to. Keep up the good work!

[@Pusher97]

Haha! For once I beat the discord notification.

[@TheVolgun]

I appreciate that! haha

[@Pusher97]

TheVolgun I only heard after the fact that you joined a vc I was in, but I was absolutely shit faced and didn’t remember it.

[@thegreyman1575]

... why not just, ask the Operator for a dream that explains everything about Oneroie?

[@_shadow_1]

what even is it supposed to be, the "description" the log gave made absolutely no sense.

[@aubreyackermann8432]

@@_shadow_1 it's the kind of phrasing that seems to make sense in a dream, like how you never question people teleporting or turning into other people in a dream. Whatever happens in a dream makes sense during the dream, and I think the description was meant to be a representation of that.

[@prodbyven]

i swear these guys are so dedicated to the scp community

[@PleasantWhale]

Oh, that's nice... So there's an Oneiroi in my keyboard as I type this. Not the monitor, but also the monitor... Must be one of those Oneiroi Collective boys, man they get up to some stuff... Sure, they SAY, "we hang out in plants" but they never quite come back out the same do they? So, ya' gotta take their word for it with a pinch of salt when they say, "We only chill in plants." 9:55 Oh... So it's already too late huh? You, reading this? Well, for better, worse, or nothing at all, you're the Volgun Oneiroi... Depending on how things go, maybe even this very comment's Oneiroi... Why worry about it? It is what it is, let's not lose our heads over it... ... Wait, crap, i think I just made another one...? Man, of all the SCP junk, this Oneiroi stuff is really fascinating. See, now I gotta ask what happens if a pattern sc-.... ............... No............ No, let's not invite that madness into our life. I think a few Oneiroi's existing this suddenly is enough. Let's not kill everyone by prying too hard at this.

[@Lightmagician60]

Cognitive unconscious theory is a trip. It's like opening a matyroshka doll and finding infinite more dolls inside

[@LordSutter]

This seemed like such a standard SCP until the Oneiroi stuff started coming and my brain melted.

[@jessicaevans7847]

Trolls exist! They steal your socks.

[@FragileGlassMask]

Ah, how I missed this voice. I haven't been on KZbin as much lately - so happy to have a nice SCP to come back to.

[@namelessjamestaylor9482]

Knowing your casual speaking cadence I have to say you pull off a flawless American accent

[@AGenericFool]

As a lucid dreamer I can underline that there is a risk of becoming a bed tied experience machine with a sweaty pyjama until eventually going full sheep. Better do all things in moderation.

[@guard13007]

I haven't watched one of your videos in far too long. Oo Thank you for all of these.

[@Thekitsunehuntress]

Let the SCP foundation form a collective. The FOUNDATION collective. Would make handling many SCPs easier

[@Nudhul]

Damn, they got Scotland. Volgun is part of the hive mind now.

[@Eira_]

But... he's Irish??

[@Nudhul]

@@Eira_ scots are just hilly irish

[@MapleBeeSticky]

I think I just had a stroke listening to the second half

[@wolfsmaul-ger8318]

this was a weird video to watch just before going to sleep

[@weeb3244]

That Oneiroi Collective explanation thing sounded like it was heavily inspired by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[@PlutoniumBoss]

I can think of no place/plane/state more unrelentingly and unforgivingly RADICAL than a dream collective formed by AWCY.

[@TheSandwhichman108]

This is why I like the scp foundation. We have stuff like a giant lizard that hates all life and then we have this.

[@709mash]

Dude, I still can't get over how good your American accent is! Sounds flawless to me.

[@drashkana4864]

Telephone sheep making its way across the screen behind the Oneiroi symbol was pretty funny, not gonna lie "Hey, don't mind me, just talking a walk"

[@Dr_Ornstein]

I don't know what they're talking about, Oneiroi doesn't own Scotlan- *Hello, welcome to The Oneiroi collective, would you like to Dial-A-Dream?*

[@palerider2143]

Bro this scp isn’t even bad it’s just awesome

[@jacobhu4431]

I don’t know why but the sheep made me think about howtobasic making noodles...

[@tristanmiskwa6830]

I'm only a bit high but that whole 2nd half just flew over my head

[@DeinosDinos]

Can't imagined being stationed at an SCP site at Miami. I think Florida is an SCP in and of itself.

[@rhyssdeacon1845]

I love just listening to these while trying to sleep wish there were more channels like this.

[@opticalecho119]

I knew Rick DiPietro’s career had to be genuinely cursed

[@owenembury5499]

I dont know why but the mention of Rick Dipietro made this feel alot realer

[@aarongregory4980]

You had me in the first half, and then ya lost me. I was just listening to this in the background and maybe 3/4 of the way through the video I suddenly realized I didn’t have the slightest clue what he was talking about. I thought that maybe I wasn’t paying attention till I watched it back and was like nope this still sounds crazy.

[@SAN-bi2vm]

Ppls that talks about scp is kindda satisfying

[@pale9819]

You turned my favorite animal into a phone? Damn you Nokia!!

[@wittykittywoes]

Hey if it’s a Nokia phone, it won’t get hurt anymore!

[@pale9819]

Actually you’re right. Those old Nokia phones are so indestructable they might as well be SCPs. Trust me I know, olen suomalainen.

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

Pale 981 next the nokia scp

[@pale9819]

Now that would be cool. I’m finnish and we don’t have that many finnish SCPs so a Nokia SCP would be perfect. SCP 804 was made by an artists group called Unelmat paremmasta maailmasta, it means Dreams of a better world in finnish. So maybe it was made in Finland. SCP 3237 is related to one of our greatest war heroes Simo Häyhä. SCP 3237 is located in Finland. I’ve also spotted a few SCPs that mention Finland like SCP 4666.

[@wittykittywoes]

“The Nokia brand of phones has the ability to teleport the user to a alternative universe if the phone breaks, usually to one where it hasn’t broken.”

[@AmberCommentsThings]

"Sorry, wrong number" *Hangs up*

[@notreals.c5711]

"Ring ,ring ,ring"

[@willwh9228]

We can never have nice things in the scp universe can we?

[@psinjo]

we still have the tickle monster

[@triforceofcourage100]

will wh there are like panacea and 999 the main problem is they are few and far between

[@aubreyackermann8432]

And "a hero is born", "Cassie", and many of the -J articles are really positive, too

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

I have a idea in scp 30008 there are workers make them work for the scp

[@lionobama1397]

“aw man i can’t wait to use thi- *SCP turns cranium to telephone parts after use and subjects may cough up wires* oh”

[@AlexanderDraconis]

6:21 M....Miller? Are....you ok?

[@tomasribeiro3873]

the oneiroi collective has a very W.D.Ghaster-esque face in the middle of their logo.

[@Mr_Autastic]

5:21 is when my brain gave up and went into permanent stroke mode.

[@hans5987]

I was so happy when i just saw you uploaded

[@demonyckscreations9990]

This guy: my name is doctor miller My doctor: my name is doctor miller Me: is everyone doctor miller

[@briarshine]

7:47 best part lmao

[@EpicMathTime]

In 1498 Columbus sailed the ocean strait.

[@hamad2661]

Just doin sum normal thing VOLGUN HAS POSTED ALERT!😄

[@mongol5710]

The Rick dipietro line made me laugh my ass off

[@newnamesameperson397]

The volgun and eastside steve are overworked employee's of the foundation.

[@Blobby90]

"We have you Scotland. You are ours" Shit they're on to us!

[@lotgrauzinis3510]

Maybe kinda weird but me and my boyfriend fall asleep listening to your videos. Your voice is so soothing and you're great at storytelling.

[@lesbehan4007]

Go to sleep listening to these is the best

[@SapientGalaxy]

Truly a shame the original picture was copyrighted, but this seems better than the quick, hideous photoshop they replaced it with before they could get a final replacement.

[@yogibear7641]

This just in. Florida man is now a sheep

[@kiwitoothpick9351]

The SCP genre is underrated!

[@memegod6750]

Oh, look. The volgun did a video on my earbuds!

[@Michael_Sangworth]

Looks like the bookkeeper has some competition

[@RaptureScore]

I was thinking “It would be cool to dream with this SCP” but then I heard the effects. I don’t thing I want my intestines to be phone cords.

[@bolt1437]

No SCP can be perfect other than 999 it seems.

[@evilproductionstudios9659]

The fact that it’s Euclid scares me.

[@dimitrir.2112]

Perfect timing. You're the BEST S.C.P. KZbinr.

[@joememester2311]

So basically Make-A-Wish

[@deusmiramendes8600]

The best SCP in existence a sheep with a phone as its head

[@zaqzilla1]

I wouldn't tell people what I dream about. They'd have nightmares afterword.

[@warlockdongle3992]

I've been watching this to help me sleep

[@The_C_]

Bet this is how the fnaf fandom made Phone Guy

[@opex9979]

Yeah!! Thats what Im talking about! New upload in a week!

[@kayden1421]

Your scp models are insane! Love your work

[@Doggieguts]

This man should be in the next NiGHTS game....if its ever made

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

I do wonder what Oneroi's idea of a custom wet dream would be. Probably involves furniture and inanimate objects.

[@ToxicFruitSnack]

me: *dials a dream* guy on the other end: excuse me sir, this is a McDonalds

[@twoha7vds59]

D-4560 sounds an awful lot like Steven Wright

[@starterking]

They were found in florida? Florida man strikes again.

[@fiacradoyle7474]

Best scp videos on KZbin wish you made more often.

[@metacooler5947]

A sleeping SCP before I go to sleep how meta