SCP-1628 │ Storage Tunnel

[@shipmcgree6367]

"Dr. Miller, may I be excused to use the restroom?" "Very well, but do not take the left hallway or you'll be unrecoverable."

[@OhhCrapGuy]

@@shipmcgree6367 "It is actually be down the first hallway to your left, but due to a epistemological non-euclidean metaphysical anomaly, turning left down that hallway instantiates a cognito-hazard centered on processing of knowledge dependent on the existence of that hallway. Instead, you need to take the π-th turn up the -1st left hallway to your right."

[@DaSquareful]

"Class remember to keep mental focus on your classmates that leave the lecture hall so that they dont demanifest outside of the reality bubble."

[@AnonYmous-np6jn]

It's Millar time

[@FatFrankie42]

*_comment offering for the algorithm gods_*

[@recurvestickerdragon]

but don't take the right path either, or you'll very quickly become contaminated and need containment

[@SherlockZ_001]

It's rare to see a seemingly young interdimensional entity with such a passion for history. One hopes this passion is being nurtured appropriately.

[@Captnspork]

So an anomalous entity is have fun with his models I'm guessing?

[@raptor2265]

I like to imagine that it’s the interdimensional alien’s equivalent of one of those school assignments where you’re supposed to do a report on some historical event and create a diorama of it as a visual aid. The cosmic entity child probably procrastinated and left the assignment to the final night and thus had to rush in a panic to try and finish. It would explain the small number of characters, why only a handful of important buildings are finished, and why the rest are spaced out, low-detail painted wood blocks. Basically, you’re looking at an extra dimensional kid’s diorama for their school book report.

[@HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap]

​@@raptor2265 5th Dimensional kids procrastinate on schoolwork like us lowly 3rd Dimensionals. I like it. 😂

[@phillipmele8533]

The thought of some eldritch history nerd making the ultimate diorama tickles me pink. Makes me wonder what an eldritch Napoleonics game would look like!

[@b4tman_and_Rob1n]

There's a Star Trek episode with exactly that premise!!! It's from the original series (the '60s one) and it's called "The Squire of Gothos" :D

[@thememester1190]

That midroll ad placement tho... The following vocalization was produced by the Andrew Jackson entity: "What does standard all wheel drive mean in the Mazda CX90?"

[@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728]

Suddenly reminded of that commercial with Washington driving a Hellcat

[@icehopper]

Dr. Miller is the only lecturer I look forward to on the regular

[@giggabiite4417]

I've been really liking Dr Maxwell as well

[@acebaltazar7833]

I've only had a few good college professors :(

[@Mythraen]

Who the fuck is Dr. Miller?

[@VideoJe1]

This reminds me of that episode of Futurama with the interdimentional cloud being that was fan of Star Trek. Perhaps its a similar scenario, but with an entity that is fan of US history lol.

[@b4tman_and_Rob1n]

In the original series of Star Trek itself, there was a similar entity which was obsessed with Napoleon and other military figures from Earth's history. The episode is called "The Squire of Gothos", I would rly recommend giving it a watch! It's really good :)

[@b4tman_and_Rob1n]

Maybe the Futurama ep was a cool tribute to that episode haha.

[@jwalster9412]

Okay, so here a a theory: this is probably to on the surface, but this seems like its a genuine model that is (probably) non anomalous. The brass structures make me think of small scaled gift shop/tourist trap trinkets, and the wooden structures sound like something someone would do in there spare time to go with those. The brass soldiers/ citizens are probably mimicking somone (probably a kid with his toys) reinacting his favorite moment in history, They have no idea that there set is anomalous, and they probably can see the braas statues or the SCP foundation walking around. And the object falling from the sky was something they dropped and didn't notice until later, or just rolled with and fixed later. Everything other difference was a side effect of this being a non anonymous person. Either that or its the classical- type green creating an accidental underground war.

[@mischake]

Good afternoon everyone

[@indiomoustafa2047]

My name is doctor Millar

[@spacemarine4349]

And the SCP we're going to be looking at today

[@OhhCrapGuy]

is SCP-1628.

[@ashutoshsethi6150]

Object class euclid

[@bitters879]

Special containment procedures:

[@AppliedCryogenics]

I love mechanical anomalies made with brass! The SCP-2776 writeup is great too.

[@rask004]

For some reason I first misheard it as "Beryllium Brass"

[@Dark_Jaguar]

This entity is just another Master Hand playing "historical Smash Bros.". What would happen if SCP agents took on the roles of the missing colonists and successfully "repelled" the British forces?

[@beefypeanuts3321]

3:30 AM, work in 4 hours, absolute immaculate vibes

[@raptor2265]

I imagine that this is basically the interdimensional alien’s equivalent of one of those school assignments where you’re supposed to write a report on some historical event and create a diorama of it as a visual aid. The cosmic entity child probably slacked off and waited until the last minute (as many of us are prone to do) and thus had to rush in a panic to try and finish. It would explain the small number of characters, why only a handful of important buildings are finished, and why the rest are spaced out, low-detail painted wood blocks; they didn’t have enough time to finish the whole thing, so they focused on the most important parts and half-assed the rest. I imagine they got a C+ for their grade, if we’re being generous. Basically, you’re looking at an extra dimensional kid’s diorama for their school book report.

[@ColeenLeevis]

Every time The Volgun throws another name on the end of the patreon read I'm thrown. I forget who I heard when I first watched, but then it was NJ Vojack; then Extra Moments 1, 2, 3; then Swift Raw. Now there's three new names! How am I ever meant to adjust! /j (Glad you're getting new patreon supporters, you deserve them!)

[@nightvalebunny137]

I get so terribly sad/worried for disappearing names on patreon reads. One of the people I watch had three or four names disappear that I’d heard so often it’d become an echolalia to say them alongside her listing. Now every time one of them isn’t read I hope they’re doing well wherever they’ve disappeared to.

[@ChillyWing]

Every Sunday is better with a Dr.Miller reading

[@Micheal_Mayor7592]

I know people are already thinking this is the second instance of an Unlondon, but are their more articles about these Un-cities?

[@McLovin31408]

As far as I’m aware, not really. More spatial reality impersonating scps. Or scps like 3333 which even then are far from Unlondon.

[@mrswagpunk]

I think there was an undublin in the day break canon

[@OhhCrapGuy]

I don't know if you'd count SCP-110, it's a bit different.

[@EmissaryofWind]

I don't think it's an Un-city, this sounds more like the little Far West and Ancient Rome scenes from Night at the Museum

[@tencents4tensense]

gotta love the nightmare tunnel :D

[@Misha-Cambion]

“Andrew Jackson will emerge from a hatch” talk about a fucking jumpscare

[@endy9059]

Weirdly there was a freak hurricane(?) during the attack on Washington.

[@McLovin31408]

Keep up the solid work and good voicing Volgun!

[@emmahealy4863]

Omg imagine going to explore this mine one day and just stumbling across either Unwashington or the SCP Foundation 😂

[@talleywa5772]

The Clockwork god is a history buff

[@shareefsteele4486]

Huge fan of your work dude! You really bring these to life with your voice! I didn't realise it was only 1 person when I first started listening lol

[@RobertCampsall]

Another classic toy extrusion from the Universe of the giant toymakers. Sounds like he dropped a coin which damaged his toy and it took a bit before he could fix it.

[@moxrrx]

just realized that the border on your thumbnails is completed once you finish the video (the bottom red line). love that little detail as i binge 🙏

[@EtharionEthie]

I have to be honest, I'm not sure I understand why this one is classified Euclid... containment seems to be a fairly simple affair for it. It doesn't attempt to break containment and it's fully under control. That, to me, says it should be Safe.

[@JanellHarbour]

The only things I can think of that might make it Euclid are the details. Maybe it's because of the draw to common people. They found it because people heard gunshots. People might get nosey again if they heard them, or just find it exploring. Which doesn't seem bad, it's not an innately harmful scp, but imagine some kid goes in and is like oh were playing war, I'll be the bad guy, and goes and tells the figures they're there to take over Washington. Kids probably going to get killed. I do agree that I think it should be safe, those (as far as we know) are just supposed to be about how easy it is to contain, not how actually safe it is, but I don't know how much they factor in things like the draw or anything, like how the mask is Keter due to its pull on people, even though it can't get out itself. Not sure myself. I'm sure someone there can make a good reason for it, I think it was more of a slip than anything (there's a few I think are not correct) but I think I can come up with enough cover up reasons to be satisfied

[@giggabiite4417]

Oh cool!!! This might be one of this first pieces that contributed to Scranton's Theory of Layered Reality!!

[@floofyralts3498]

"The following vocalization was produced: POKEMON MASTERS EX!" Damn you ads, i almost didn't even question it

[@Martcapt]

Love the mystery and open endedness

[@shrimpbisque]

Every time Hello pops up in the Patron list, I get flashbacks to SCP-3935.

[@coconutsmarties]

That one freaking terrified me

[@tatestudtman-yk8go]

Coming back after a couple months to binge these videos is a great time lmao

[@harmony_fm]

Oh I wrote this!! Thanks for reading it

[@Kodiac]

Thank you for your lecture Professor Miller. Always a pleasure to hear whats next to learn from the Great Dr. Miller, and his long list of entities

[@Protogeneric]

You should read horror stories or urban legends if you ever get bored of SCP. Absolutely legendary reading voice!

[@TimEagle77]

It's some aliens model of historical battle of the world, and their kid probably dropped something on it.

[@alistaircraig7849]

I know you’ve run out of long grim ones but I hope the foundation discovers more soon

[@billheathcock]

Thanks Doc 🐱

[@SCP-TheBlackSkeleton]

The SCP Documents always never fail to have an interesting tale to tell.

[@cow6111]

Good afternoon Dr

[@benplocica3790]

The professor: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!! the volgun has posted!

[@okctriesit7737]

Why do they always seem super cool at first and then it’s something weird and yet mundane, like here we have a chicken but it poops 20 eggs at a time and then they learn it can talk but only in mandarin

[@b4tman_and_Rob1n]

someone should write this up as an actual SCP lol. It would be so funny. SCP-C005 (cause it kind of looks like coop? like chicken coop? idk it was the best I could do)

[@AroundTheBlockAgain]

Because your human brain loves unknown gaps as you listen to a story, and then actually finishing the story closes those gaps. The discrepancy between the vague things you imagined vs. the way the story ends is usually significant. So you will either be experiencing a mysterious story that's never resolved or revealed (often unsatisfying), or a mysterious story that ends up partially or fully resolved yet is not what you personally might have been imagining (also often unsatisfying). Have fun out there!

[@normfredriksen1381]

Ok. This one's in the realm of weird. Hopefully there's a follow up as to the state of SCP 1628 at some future date.

[@woodjohnn]

Is the Volgun ok? Where’s this weeks SCP. I love you man

[@javierburgos9975]

Hell yeah, I just sat down and a brand new video 🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

[@mathieuleader8601]

seems Un-London has sister cities given how this instance is abroad

[@AroundTheBlockAgain]

Nobody better let SCP-1628 know about The Arrogant Worms. When The War Of 1812 comes up on the playlist, there's gonna be a disaster.

[@The-Red-Fox-Tail]

Very interesting lecturer

[@TheSonshade]

I'm waiting for the volgun to say "cah pahk"

[@Septus_The_Bloated]

It would be neat to see Dr. Miller cover SCP-788, the Magma Carp

[@angelicdevil332]

As soon as you read “The following vocalization was produced by the Andrew Jackson entity”, I got an ad that was voiced by TTS

[@moonlight_scribe]

Giant extradimensional entity that built this as a toy?

[@ozymandiasramesses1773]

Normally the AI generated art is serviceable but these aren't even related to the source material. The Revolutionary US army didnt have Oldsmobile's and a Tan Navy Uniform. Really big miss here and it would've just been more immersive to have nothing.

[@Magistrixification]

When you're a kid playing with your little toy figures and some ants join the party.

[@redacteddata]

...Hmm... well. My initial observation notes are nothing new. But... my PERSONAL thoughts... are a little disturbing. I've got a nagging feeling that we're seeing a small slice of a reality that doesn't exist. We're all well aware of string theory and parallel/prime dimensions by this point here... so what if it's a tiny tear? A small overlap into a reality where the British won? I don't like it. We should call up Eta-13 and see if they'll give it a snuff on a hunch. I know that's an expensive hunch but... if that IS a tear... and it changes in any way; we're gonna wanna know.

[@basailor851]

Feeding the algorithm

[@andrewkelley9405]

this is such a bizarre thing

[@ZeldaFreak172]

Love it!

[@mwillia1026]

This reminds me of scp 1678 aka “Unlondon”

[@tenchuu007]

The 1940s military outfit was out of place.

[@_SamC_]

Good afternoon dr miller, everyone here

[@solillman2350]

Oh, its an exhibit but it was never intended for us. At least its being maintained and vandalism is repaired?

[@VultureSkins]

Good afternoon!

[@Bump33]

❤

[@Starship_FireFox]

Hi, just wondering if how you choose the SCPs that you read? Like is there a link or website that you use? And would you take suggestions? Just wondering because I write SCP story’s and reports.

[@foodwallet1223]

Crazy bit of business

[@atouchoftrouble]

Maybe one day I will attend lectures on time......Sunday was not that day 😅

[@EtherealPolemarch]

Do NOT PRESS 4 AS SOON AS THE VIDEO STARTS, i got jumpscared by andrew jackson

[@sheepishtype307]

lets just hope the entities stay liking historical recreations instead of warhammer 40k

[@coconutsmarties]

This is a pretty random SCP with no clear arc, insufficient detail (a high-level exploration summary seems like an obvious inclusion?) and a weak ending. A great reading as ever, though

[@commandertaco1762]

This is some 'Un-London' type shit

[@olivertrigony8677]

Greetings from DC. In case anybody is wondering, it is partly cloudy today. So that's how I know i'm in the real dc

[@DNGNDriver]

Anyone got a source for the guy at 2:17 ?

[@TridentKaiser]

Good news everyone!

[@daniellovestortoises3044]

Dr Miller would it be possible if you please gave a lecture on SCP-4398

[@johnymey4034]

Did he stop doing the end explanations?

[@x3n1aa]

hell yeag

[@RaphealAmbriousCostau]

Volgun! It's been a while since you've popped up in my feed. How have you been?

[@ElizabethCook-y6e]

O'Reilly Drives

[@versebuchanan512]

"A recreation of Washington DC from an unknown time" "War of 1812" ...so my guess is it's DC from the mid 1940s

[@DAFORCEFilms]

What, no Rear-Admiral Cockburn?

[@Chopzi11a]

Was SCP 1812 taken???

[@apotheases]

I wonder if this has any connection to UnLondon.

[@kyledadumb4354]

Brass automatons!

[@liumheart1922]

And... Alex Evvet

[@Malcis]

MY TOUYS

[@admiralducks4709]

Is this just the American Version of SCP-1678?

[@vihj3645]

gmod rp server: the scp

[@goiterlanternbase]

Maybe it's the Occult Coalition speaking through me, but fill this cave with bentonite and override all files with the word "lame"😒

[@panasclepias2937]

I have no idea what this one is about

[@hmmmmmmyou5046]

Can you do scp 3000 Anatasesia?

[@dwarfdigger135]

SCP 5000 when?

[@chillydog3188]

First comment! Letssss gooo

[@ottav69]

Is 2726 the George Washington steampunk robot?

[@ottav69]

Is 2776 the George Washington steampunk robot?

[@HudsonJoyce-s6z]

29654 Wendy Well

[@ltcdr_4]

Jai Gurkha

[@IStaySocial]

Honestly Vol, what’s the point in letting people vote for the video topics if ya aint gonna do the top voted…

[@IStaySocial]

“What happened to Site-13?” Is still the most voted for nerd.

[@mrswagpunk]

Wasn't it the longest scp ever made for a time? The volgun might still be making the video

[@IStaySocial]

@@mrswagpunk i’ve been asking for over a year, it’s been highest voted for over a year too.

[@group2gaming]

Sounds like an american version of UnLondon

[@rynowatcher]

This one seems to be misclassified as Euclid. Lock the door to the salt mine and ot is contained. That makes it "safe."

[@MrFaceYeah]

Sapient (or apparently sapient) entities are classified as Euclid, as a rule of thumb, because their sapience makes them inherently unpredictable.

[@rynowatcher]

@@MrFaceYeah there is no indication of sapientcy here. The automatons act out a play and only respond to specific verbal ques. Granted the thing abnormal object that destroyed the white house seemed to be an unknown, but there is no indication there was sentience behind that and not just a sentient entity that is controlling the recreation. Ie, a bomb that can blow up the world if a button is pressed is safe even though it takes a sentient entity to push the button. Even the fail safe solution for a containment breach is a charge to seal the tunnel leading to it; basically locking it in a box through another method.

[@rynowatcher]

@@MrFaceYeah it is automatons that only respond to specific phrases. There is a supposed entity that changes and destroys things, but it is seperate than the scp; ie, Dr. Wondertainment or the Chaos Insurgency makes and uses anomalous objects and uses them; most are "safe" once recovered. The fact that a sentient entity can use a scp does not make the anomalous object sentient. If they suspect sentience, there is not much proof of this and it is not ever stated in the article. There is no evidence the object is sentient and the fail safe condition is to blow a charge on the storage tunnel to collapse the tunnel, which is just putting a second lock on it. It is "safe" by virtue of the containment procedures, which is how the classification is defined.

[@jimjamjimjam7700]

Someone liked unlondon and wanted to appropriate it into an American version, i see