SCP-1936 - Daleport 🐙 : Object Class - Euclid : Extradimensional SCP

[@screamingcactus1753]

We weren't sure if it was safe to send people into the town, so we sent people into the town.

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

Yep, sounds like something the SCP Foundation would do lol

[@Phil9874]

We weren't sure it was a good idea so we did it anyway.

[@RB-dn4pj]

Gamepro Wizard we had to, we needed to know.

[@captainmackerel4482]

Throw Class-D at it until it stops.

[@KingThrillgore]

It's okay they're Class Ds nobody will miss them.

[@sho9078]

I wasn’t paying attention for a second then all of a sudden I hear “20 goats stuck together making a goat ball spin around and around all the way to goat hell”

[@overthinker5805]

Shredded cabbage of misfortune will destroy those opposed to their vegetable monarchy

[@OKadenVT]

oh god same

[@Thomo2207]

I believe it’s a reference to the Goat Simulator game, and one event you can trigger in it, just like the reference to Sheogorath and his Kingdom of Two Faces (Mania/Dementia of the Shivering Isles).

[@CodeguruX]

Sounds like they're flavoring it with contemporary allusions in order to not sound like a complete mash-up of retarded sounding Lovecraft BS. Which is right down the street from fat girl Dr Who fandom. The further away you can get from that shit, the better.

[@Attaxalotl]

That came out of nowhere.

[@AgarthianTrapstar]

So a cult summons a bunch of elder gods into a new england town for a WWE royal rumble match? AND Sheogorath is there?

[@captainmackerel4482]

WonderLoaf *CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE*

[@TheSlapsOfZamorak]

Gonna be lit af

[@aarongerard7277]

He had better take pictures.

[@Kuantatmeng709394]

Id pay my soul to watch!!

[@xASSASINMIKEYx]

"The Wabbajack! Huh? Huh? Didn't see that coming, did you?"

[@Vicius2004]

The true anomaly of this SCP is how they managed to fit that much writing on the back of the cover of a charred book.

[@Zeppathy]

The books obviously an SCP aswell. Spacial anomaly. Lol.

[@ncrranger9154]

microscopic font size

[@nvfury13]

It is less text than a single page, not hard to write into the cover of a book, even with my terrible handwriting.

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

Miniaturized writers with a pallet’s worth of miniaturized Sharpie’s.

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

The book just so happened to be the same height and width of an adult human.

[@isoantti]

The battle raged on for a century; Many lives were claimed but eventually; The champion stood, the rest saw it better; Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.

[@Gray963]

The ultimate battle... of ultimate destiny...

[@maxducks2001]

And as he looked at his bloodstained hands, he smiled, his eyes wide, as he looked at you and I and weakly sang: "Won't...you be...my neighbor?"

[@skeletheman8256]

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN, OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!!!

[@TheGateShallStand]

von Topi STOP

[@TheGateShallStand]

Max Ducks *STOP*

[@Martdogg3000]

"I don't like Mr. Sticky that much" is one of my favorite lines from any SCP, it's very funny to me. Like the little girl is living through this living hell tormented by some unknowable demon but she's still pretty polite about it.

[@alexiravenova7106]

SCP - 1936 = SCP Royal Rumble Thunderdome at Daleport. Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

[@menagerieorganization4820]

Two gods enter one god leaves

[@markkiefer3243]

"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ENTITY IS COOKING?!"

[@NodDisciple1]

Mark kiefer RKO!

[@daeolus4800]

I love these comments

[@KingThrillgore]

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! (and Saturday)

[@cake_knight183]

"PANGLOSS GRANTS YOU SANCTUARY" I have no clue why, but that line has always read as the most badass line in existence.

[@gilmadreth680]

Because you have bloodthirsty lovecraftian horrors descending on this village and suddenly another lovecraftian horror flips the script, steps between the other horrors and the helpless humans and basically tells the other horrors they're about to f*ck around and find out what it's like. 😂

[@JesusKid1000]

@@gilmadreth680 I love this so much.

[@gilmadreth680]

@@JesusKid1000 glad I could bring a glimmer of amusement to your 2020

[@rodneysmith873]

pangloss is best boy

[@abydosianchulac2]

When anything faces world-ending, reality-corroding horrors bent on death and unmaking and essentially says, "Aww, good effort, champ," yeah, I think you can call that badass.

[@yellowpig1026]

that triangle dude sounds badass, just threw a monster through a wall

[@sarafontanini7051]

triangle man triangle man triangle man hates particle man they get in a fight, triangle wins triangle man

[@shroomy1938]

besides he has tentacles

[@Sgt_Glory]

@@sarafontanini7051 Sheogorath's watch has an eon hand

[@sarafontanini7051]

@@Sgt_Glory AND WHEN THEY MEET ITS HAPPY LAND

[@xirb-4007]

Probably Bill Cipher

[@Astro_TF2]

Top of the mornin to ya ladies, my name is Sheogorath and today we'll be playing Daleport!

[@Zeppathy]

Did you bring cheese?

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

@@Zeppathy I brought the crackers 🙂👍

[@daswordofgork9823]

And raining flaming cats and dogs.

[@doomguy19931]

"Dark lord of lampposts." Uh...how does that make sense? And SHEOGORATH is in this? And the S K E L E T O N A R M Y?

[@JakesFavorites]

It's the whole nine yards. Anything with more mobility and a cleaner schedule than Godzilla showed up for this fight.

[@Hertacles]

Yeah, apparently they opened a portal to Oblivion. They can have that town if that’s all they want. Nothing good is coming out of there now.

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

Well now, Sheogorath is hardly _always_ busy doing the fishstick...

[@whenyourememberyoursisteri2879]

P R E P A R E F O R T H E S K E L E T O N W A R!!!!!!!

[@commo8087]

I bet the Dark Lord Of Lamp Posts has many big titty moth gfs.

[@CoreKatalyst]

I lost it at The Shredded Cabbage of Misfortune

[@raptorpettingzoo5310]

Veggie Tales an scp movie

[@jasperdaireann6027]

Bruh I think I missed that when is it

[@CBRN-115]

And goat ball rolling down to goat hell too

[@imscary2]

me too

[@peachmelba1000]

The author of this SCP is an absurdist master lol

[@HonsouDidNothingWrong]

Love the inclusion of the entire plot of the Shivering Isles in this SCP.

[@ahealthkit2745]

I was going to say, what the fuck?

[@zenoblues7787]

Honsou Did Nothing Wrong it's totally exact and specific kingdom of two faces(mania and dementia) before he brings it's own downfall (he is Jyggalag) but is stopped by a great prisoner of the dragon king(your character from Oblivion who is freed by Uriel Septim VII the second to last Dragonborn Emperor)

[@willkenny5687]

Zeno Blues not to mention Sheogorath, also an ES reference.

[@madscientistshusta]

will kenny did you know sheogorath was the name of one of the lore creators for Bethesda n they just made him canon in elserscrolls 2

[@willkenny5687]

madscientistshusta I did not. Kinda cool.

[@AndrewChumKaser]

"Please do not send any more soldiers into me, I cannot keep them from the kluruk. (...) I hope you shall survive it." For an unknowable eldritch horror/sentient cloud, he's awfully nice. Polite, too.

[@Matzkxmx]

Great old ones are gentle gods

[@rgw7345]

well, there are some people who don't like to step on ant hills, this guy was one of them. He had to fight a battle next to an ant hill, and did his best not to destroy it. An upstanding guy to be sure.

[@storm5ds68]

@@rgw7345 who knew a guy named 'The Shivering Mist' would be so considerate?

[@nouhorni3229]

@@storm5ds68 Ssvlsrr the Shivering Environmentalist

[@thecursed01]

all hail the purple cloud

[@VangeistXIII]

Liked the touch of the Scotsman and Irishman on the squad.

[@vallytine]

Soap from Modern Warfare came back from the dead, to die 20 minutes later.

[@chash.4284]

Kaz!?

[@theodoreroosevelt6439]

Me: turns on Closed Caption to understand the warped dialogue CC: [music]

[@d3ltaohniner261]

I just read the very small text to the right side of the video to understand it.

[@yungoldman2823]

You know, this is originally a written story right? You could just read it on the scp site

[@ronanepic2457]

This is a massive cluster-fuck of different themes, properties, and elements and it makes no sense and i love it.

[@darrelsam419]

I love how this SCP is just The Ultimate Showdown but with eldritch creatures, complete with a skeleton war, a goat ball, and shredded cabbage. I also like how there are kind eldritch creatures like the mist and Pangloss who try to protect the surviving humans.

[@alecstewart2612]

All hail the goat ball! 🐐🏀

[@atimidbirb]

the god of shredded cabbage. truly a masterpiece

[@severketorskeleton3759]

"hey they ain't the problem Shzeyr'ner, the problem here is YOU" "oh don't try to blame me Yar'rterz, you're the one who came into my house and called me ugly" "and what does that have to do with this poor family horrified at our sight?" "they looked at me weird" "do you just blow up every ant-hill because the ants look at you weird too?" "ye" "oh why did I even ask"

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

SKELETON WAR YOU SAY? IS IT SPOOKY TIME ALREADY?

[@railleyandrewdeguzman196]

basically this town is a wwe full locker room moment

[@markkiefer3243]

"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ENTITY IS COOKING?!" "IT'S YOG-SOTHOTH" *John Cena theme plays*

[@Mrkabrat]

Mark kiefer Aaaaand it that corner (for lack of a better term), weighting a fluctuating mass beyond the starts, the Slumber, the Dreamer of Ryleh, CTHULHU!!!

[@Kuantatmeng709394]

Weighing 650 tonness!!! Yogggggggg-sothothhhhh!!!

[@chris210racer]

I’m fucking dying omg xD

[@Firestar4041]

*LETS GET READY TO NIGHTMARISH HOORRRRRRROOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRSSSS!!!!!*

[@hombreg1]

I'd pay to have this on cable XD

[@oleanderrots]

possibly the most crack serious scp ive ever read. its literally a god battle royale with a flying goat ball, but it adds a ton of lore

[@IndigoAlkali]

24:43 When I heard "Sheogorath" I quickly looked up from what I was doing, as I wasn't expecting the Lord of Madness from Elder Scrolls to be in an SCP report!

[@PmpknPieHeretic]

IndigoAlkali SAME

[@nemeasium]

CHEEEEEESE

[@odinakazeus]

Lovecraft did it first

[@insertnamehere1576]

You suddenly blackout and wake up in a wagon? Cart? SOMETHING?!

[@tyokabina2829]

@@odinakazeus it's not just the name, the description of events was practically the cliffnotes version of shivering isles.

[@TheObsidianX]

The phrase “he has to many spaces in him” haunts me to this day and I don’t know why.

[@alexanderchippel]

It's like if Innsmouth was dropped in the centre of the Shivering Isles,

[@michelleburridge3964]

AND THE CHEESE! THE CHEESE!!! *sigh* to die for

[@prosyndication21]

That's essentially what happened.

[@lordnul1708]

With the skeleton war thrown in for good measure.

[@brandonporter8509]

Everything I’ve Heard is this scp entry was written with heavy inspiration of lovecrafts, at the mountain of madness

[@philswift.9084]

Triangle man sees tentacle thing **mortal combat theme starts playing**

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

FINISH HIM!!!

[@rollochairbreaker230]

Get over here!

[@Phoebe5448]

MORTAL KOMBAT!!

[@TheVolgun]

Sorry this took so long - my internet is having a lot of problems at the minute. I'm trying to get it fixed. Hope you enjoy this! - More content very soon!

[@Spacetangerine6]

Kiss me

[@dogrimp3151]

Doesn't matter when it comes out. I'm still gonna enjoy it :)

[@sacredyveltal4688]

TheVolgun It's fine. Remember: Quality over Quantity =)

[@KiroKnife]

TheVolgun what's your opinion on the eternal skeleton war?

[@GreenStuffConsumer]

take as much time as you need. We love your vids

[@ksjdajdhask]

"Do you mind? I'm doing the fishstick. Its a very delicate state of mind"

[@emersonawesome3778]

This is basically Weirdmagedon

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Except they are fighting eachother..

[@locomona64]

Man, bill would love to get in on this.

[@brandonporter8509]

MP Edwards just who do you think is possessing triangle face

[@locomona64]

@@brandonporter8509 hmmmmMMMMMM

[@brandonporter8509]

MP Edwards also the name of triangle face (aka bowler hat slender man) according to the entry is “he who walks beneath dreams”. Sounds like a version of bill to me or at least some form of dream demon

[@sorcen9580]

"Sheogorath remains, ruling his kingdom of two faces before he himself brings its downfall, only to be stopped by a great prisoner of the dragon king." That's literally just TES Oblivion.

[@stapuft]

More like it's literally a lovecraftian battle between 2 creatures he himself invented, shegorath and dagon

[@stapuft]

@Optimus Prime ...........is English not your native language or can you just not read? There is no need to repeat what I just said In The comment directly above yours...."He" refers to the "Lovecraft" in "lovecraftian"......

[@stapuft]

@Optimus Prime might want to brush up on some basic English then.

[@stapuft]

@Optimus Prime well...you are the one who doesn't comprehend basic sentence structure or grammar of the English language....

[@BigBeerus]

And is a legal problem, sheogorath isn't a "creative commons" character hes owned by bethesda 😂😂 especially including the mists and so much elder scrolls shit 😂

[@Dancenorigins]

So Wait... Like the fishing village? Very Lovecraftian nonetheless

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

innsmouth

[@MelchiahTheObscene]

Also very reminiscent of the fishing hamlet, from Bloodborne. I know it draws inspiration from Shadow Over Innsmouth, but the search for eyes is particularly striking.

[@Dancenorigins]

Yeah exactly

[@Dancenorigins]

That's the one haha I totally forgot the name

[@Dancenorigins]

Yeah I only looked into Lovecraft based on what was needed for Bloodborne heh

[@TheTrueKuraden]

Triangle man, Triangle man, doin the things an eldritch god can!

[@commando5806]

So, a perfectly normal town, brought to you by Ubisoft?

[@Winslow19]

This is kinder than what Ubisoft spits out these days

[@KajiRider1997]

Bethesda. judging by the bugs and sheogorath

[@astral3997]

@@Winslow19 Yes I agree but apparently Assassin's Origins, and I can't remember the name of the one based in I think it's Greece or Sparta where really good. And Far Cry 5 was really good, same with Far Cry New Dawn, then again my own opinion and a slight bias due to the fact I've been a fan of the Assassin's Creed games since the first one, and started Far Cry and became a fan from the start of Far Cry 3 but went back and played the other Far Cry games which they're were decent to. However I'll agree that ubisoft needs to get their shit together because they aren't a bad company they are a hell of a lot better then EA which is said because EA used to be so good! It looks like the only people that are fixing their shit is Capcom which I'm a Ressy fan so that's awesome! But to be honest this years disappointment in my opinion and sadly have to say is Bethesda, come on Bethesda you Created some of Childhood moments, Morrowind the best Elder Scrolls game to date (and i will fight for that opinion) Oblivion was god tier gaming, and Skyrim was and still awesome but not as good as Oblivion and couldn't hold a candle to Morrowind. Fallout 3 and New Vegas were really good games had good stories and fallout 4 was okay too, Elder Scrolls online is a fun game, so what I'm saying is I miss old Bethesda

[@Prince_Luci]

Mr. Bowser new Vegas and assassins creed 2 are still my favorite games and I’ve yet to come across anything approaching them.

[@midiwags]

HugMee. Honestly it’s more likely to be brought upon us by Bethesda

[@jellybeanjuzo6196]

"My headache cracking like a nut because of the baby bird inside it, I must clean my wounds but my hands are made of wire and cyanide." Now this is the cosmic horror that gets me hooked!!!!

[@ajarofpickles2826]

The creativity of the SCP community continues to astound me, its always so much fun to hear about a Lovecraftian abomination created by a fellow horror writer : )

[@jojibot9193]

Literally it’s just Lovecraft+Elder Scrolls, something only an autismo could come with

[@taddad2641]

the weird one is that the fog was a benign entitiy.

[@SIVAmemSIVAmemcode]

A jar of pickles if it weren’t for Picklerick and also The-Great-Stone-Peanut(SCP-173) I wouldn’t believe “A jar of pickles” could write horror stories that have potential like the SCP Universe(s)

[@ArgostheCreeper]

@@jojibot9193 well, I mean it’s only meant to be taken half seriously, obviously. There are better ones to read for a more serious tone. House of the Worm is pretty well messed up. Also, just an interesting thought I like to think of from time, not fully believing: what if the SCP foundation is real, and they’re just using some kind of telepathic entity/technology to spread the info to writers, with additions and alterations made to make the true entries not as believable. Like, would you believe in such things if lines like “goat ball forever spinning” existed about it? But like I said, I really don’t believe it, it’s just something fun to think on.

[@seraph_77]

Damn, Researcher Miller has some great voice when he reads. He should become a voice actor!

[@LeadMetal82]

Sheogorath? Prisoner of a dragon king? the broken nine? Gods born from chaos? Is this inspired by the elder scrolls?

[@imdone8243]

What about that fucking lamppost? Where did that come from?!

[@noonenowhere877]

Narnia.

[@hailey-ks7mg]

If I recall correctly, At the Mountains of Madness and The Shadow over Innsmouth were published in 1936

[@beastweirdo9565]

I for one welcome our new lamp post overlord. ALL HAIL THE GREAT LAMP POST GOD!!!!

[@charthegamer76]

We hail the lamp post god!!!!!!

[@nemeasium]

LAMP!?!?!?!

[@justinlegrand992]

Only the great Goat Ball shall be worshiped!

[@derp-construction3341]

I love lamp.

[@mynameisntimportant9341]

I challenge the lamp post to a dual

[@sethwiggs881]

Sheogorath remains, ruling his kingdom of two faces (Mania and Dementia) before he himself brings it's downfall (as Jyggalag), only to be stopped by a great prisoner (The hero of Kvatch, AKA the player from Oblivion) of the Dragon King (AKA Uriel Septim VII).

[@asshatmcgee149]

[Question from jr reasercher [redacted]] Are you sure nobody was transformed into sweetrolls

[@menagerieorganization4820]

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE

[@zeche8477]

*Long winded rant about time being a human construct*

[@ARCHMAGOS-RATTLEBONES]

Its stanley! The talking grapefruit from passwall!

[@tasertag7513]

Somebody stole your sweetroll?

[@charthegamer76]

That bully from fallout was

[@jeova0sanctus0unus]

21:00 I really love this part of the document combining "extremely specific arcane requirements to summon horror bejond space and time" and completely mundane "Fuck you, dave". And honestly, id read an entire Book about that guys life.

[@NicholasKratzer]

This is really cool! It's great to see more Lovecraftian SCPs. I really need to read up on Pangloss. I think he's a character that pops up in SCPs and stories, but doesn't have his own SPC entry, so he's more like a Group of Interest.

[@brandonporter8509]

Everything I can tell is pangloss is a really old entity that came into existence around the same time as life on earth itself and came into existence At near the same time As the deer.

[@heroeagleeye8141]

"Sorry I seem to have hammed that speech up a little" *Proceeds to get SUPER into the next speech about the glories of sacrificing children* My love for your readings is glorious, Volgun.

[@qwertyuiop1234567180]

23:17 “The Dark God of Lampposts” 😂

[@emmy3779]

"the shredded cabbage of misfortune" checkmate, atheists

[@BigBeerus]

Has nothing to do with religion and is a hack writer ripping off elder scrolls. But ok. Idiot 😂

[@alexaltair6076]

Big Beerus Silence, Athiest.

[@bigbabado8296]

@@BigBeerus Dang Sherlock how'd you come up with that conclusion

[@Rvr221]

Big Beerus Woooosh

[@sbraypaynt]

Big Beerus “ripping off elder scrolls *cringey fucking laughing emoji* “ You do realise Bethesda ripped off Lovecraft when they came up with Sheogorath

[@nvfury13]

My Lord Sheogorath is participating in this farce of a fight?

[@Gray963]

apparently the the champion of cyrodil is too since he would be the "great prisoner of the dragon god" aka your character from Oblivion who is freed by Uriel Septim, Dragonborn Emperor, and defeats Jyggalag aka Sheogorath. The god of madness would totally have slipped into a video game and literature through musings of madness in the zeitgeist. XD

[@nvfury13]

Gray The Odd "Great prisoner of the Dragon King" the Hero of Kvatch, not the dovahkin. The rest is quite true though.

[@Jmitch-mh9de]

Nick V he wasn’t talking about the last Dragonborn but rather Uriel Septim, since he was a Dragonborn due to the fact he came from the septim dynasty and by extension the line of St Alessia

[@nvfury13]

Ihackz911 He still misheard/misread that bit, it said "great prisoner of the Dragon King" which obviously refers to the Hero. The post was also edited after my reply, originally it was the Dragonborn they spoke of and misquoted the above as "great prisoner of the Dragon God".

[@bloodcake8602]

I didn't expect to see Elder Scrolls fans here lol

[@bingelister5091]

This is fantastic. The author does a great job of creating the feeling that there is much more to this that we are and never will be privy to. I'd love to read more from them in the future

[@331benjamin7]

Me: "Being an MTF soldier would be cool!" Volgun: "6 LAVs, full of armed MTF soldiers, are basically dead." Me: "Never mind!" (Btw, great video)

[@turtleofpride4572]

Basically they as expendable as D-Class

[@kereminde]

@Gaming Dude Guns don't help often enough, you know.

[@scantron6111]

I think I’d rather be “dead” than “basically dead”.

[@TsunTzu]

They're not dead...well, most of them...a good deal of them were working in tandem with robo-bros to save people. That element of this SCP is really neat, tbh.

[@embs5803]

SCP says trans rights

[@SLN-go4oo]

"Sheogorath remains, ruling his kingdom of two faces until he himself brings its downfall, only to be stopped by the Great Prisoner of the Dragon King" Was not expecting a reference to ES:Oblivion today, but I got one.

[@slapslapslapclapclapclap7048]

The entity that was not identified in the footage was probably from the Fire god, the fungi and crystal creatures flee from it which could suggest that the Fire god is one of the stronger deities.

[@TrueCicero]

Happy to see Lovecraftian creations in the SCP universe

[@serqet4211]

I like the skeleton war and the shredded cabbage god

[@bluetree1794]

This scp perfectly embodies those times when you watch an epic climax battle of a long-running, multiple seasons, anime series that you've never watch. Like, you're completely out of the loop of everything that has been leading up to this point but the imagery of the battle itself however just fully engages you in that you can't help but continue to marvel it all as you also piece together the little tidbits of dialogues from the characters. Fantastic honestly 10/10

[@oiwithyou]

You know, I never really thought about it but what IS that smoke in the corner? Looks too wide to be a cigarette. I guess they could be burning documents, but why in every lecture? WHAT. IS. THAT. SMOKE!?

[@KiroKnife]

Researcher Miller likes cigars

[@hate6crew6death6roll]

Scp-420-j

[@o5councilunito5-89]

One physical files for bigger scps have been uploaded to the database, we then print one page documents with only vital info. This include the containment procedures and description. We then burn the physical files and then we begin printing the documents and placing them in their corresponding partners.~Sincerely, The Administratior

[@o5councilunito5-89]

Administrator*

[@randomlyconfused6047]

Scented candles. They're scented candles.

[@jarebe101]

Pangloss is awesome. Robotic and eldritch, but benevolent.

[@kingkurok3149]

So basically a massive love letter to Lovecraft as a whole, cool, this definitely feels lovecraftian, and the creatures & phenomenon are all unique and compelling

[@KiroKnife]

The S k e l e t o n w a r

[@kerpkowspi8289]

Blind Russian it’s who you offer the rest of the milk to

[@PirateDishWater]

En guarde fuckboy

[@menagerieorganization4820]

Never forget, never forget

[@thatsmrzamasutoyou4902]

We Must Prepare For The Next💀

[@nathanielhawkins6959]

gopnik

[@MapleCakeTheLion]

7:48 Complied and compiled are similar, but one makes sense in context and the other does not. I realize these are years old, but it helps one who is reading to be informed of when a mistake occurs. (I'm enjoying the effort put in to actually read through these, the atmosphere made is wonderful, the mis-speakings just detract from it and break immersion into the scene being crafted for the listener.)

[@Ky_AnCom]

I can't be the only one that noticed a BLATANT Elder Scrolls reference in this SCP. I mean, it directly brings up Sheogorath, and references the shivering isles, hero of kvatch, and septim dynasty.

[@viniciusaguiar9924]

Kinda funny how this lyrics can fit in a eldritch horror cenario so well..."There were days when each hour was a war I fought to survive There were nights full of nightmares and I dreaded closing my eyes There were skies that burst open with a downpour to drown me alive But the world took a spark like a match in the dark and the fire brought me to life So I'm fanning the flames to climb so high 'cause there's no other way we can stay alive 'Cause we're burning bright as we all unite And when it's all said and done we'll shine like the sun so don't let the fire die"

[@darkend1998]

Scp, Lovecraft and Oblivion are the the things that i love more and combined omg. Knell Elder Gods because Sheogorath, Prince of Madness as allready own because he is inside each of us.hahahahaHAHAHA

[@steppecist]

Was that English?

[@darkend1998]

AzureVoid Não, não foi inglês.

[@voen]

Rico Sandard So now you have a summer project.

[@Shadow-876]

4 goats spin around as a goat ball, forever spinning into goat hell

[@mogo5055]

I love it when D-Class personnel compile their clothing rather than complying with orders. Someone send 513 to Montauk and get 514 in here.

[@khaimk4r4su]

So many years have passed and so far Volgun's depiction of Rev Hoshor is the one i like the most. Great props to you Volg!

[@socialaccount0000]

What's with the Cthulhu'n entities and Messing with Brits?

[@pmcminecraft1]

They don't like tea

[@stephenlong9806]

New England is in the US....

[@themindbowler]

lovecraft was really into the idea of Anglo superiorty

[@MorganScorpion]

What can I say? We're GOO-magnets.

[@insane-bz7ji]

Do you know where new england is?

[@shadowfyst997]

I love SCP's like this, where it's some sort of event, or has some really awesome expedition logs. This is the kind of scp that would make a fantastic movie or game.

[@ahhhyeah-we3yn]

I can’t believe you actually did Daleport! One of my favorite scp’s, sounded amazing, just like always!

[@romaniasante3633]

Wouldn't it be cool if the other entities who were helping were foundation members from different points in time

[@spongeintheshoe]

Maybe some were.

[@TJlolbagger]

You by far make the best SCP readings of any youtuber I’ve watched. Kudos, hope you continue the fantastic work.

[@blockhead134]

"Ey. You know how theres a bunch of evil gods around?" "Yeah?" "What if we summoned them all to the same place and let them fight?" "Hm. How much for a ticket you think?"

[@NodDisciple1]

Did Mr. Rogers win this?

[@FarmerDingus]

Brother Malachai in a blood-stained sweater.

[@sbraypaynt]

My brain can’t imagine what a fractal shaped organism is or what a triradially symmetric cybernetic organism looks like I would love to see some illustrations by the author

[@fedorkochemasov4533]

But that;s the point that you can't really comprehend them

[@sbraypaynt]

@@fedorkochemasov4533 then how did the supposed in universe SCP scientists reviewing the footage describe them?

[@fedorkochemasov4533]

@@sbraypaynt But he read a religious text. He just read what was written. Also that's like literally the entirety of Lovecraft's writing: he describes things you really can't imagine

[@WhenDevilsDuel]

@@sbraypaynt lol. Welcome to cosmic horror. Imagine the unimaginable. Inagine that feeling you get in a nightmare, now turn that into a "thing". Describe in great detail something your brain fears because it can't understand it in the first place, because it has no conceivable detail that a human can percieve. You just know its not right. Describe that. Cosmic horror is a neat concept but gets meh pretty quickly when you want something from the story other than suspense. Thats why cthulhu is popular, there's an actual pay off. When its done right its great but it's usually a category for lazy or 2 kool 4 skool writers tbh. Or in lovecrafts case, partially mentally disturbed. As all artist who are worth their weight.

[@Speed001]

It's really not that hard. Look up 3d fractals, and triradial just means it's symmetrical every 120° around a center axis. Like a triangle 🔺️.

[@Lucy-ym4dv]

@TheVolgun This was awesome! I love your work as always you are an excellent voice actor. Just a suggestion for future videos to add a bit of spice. I notice you addlib in a couple places and that's great! More of that! Maybe questions from the audience or reactions to what the speaker is reading might be a good bit of flavoring. You already do such a great job to make this feel like I'm at a scp conference panel/class rather than just a dull reading. Thank you!

[@TheVolgun]

Thanks - I always planned on doing that exact thing, I just don't want to over do it as it could potentially get very annoying for some people! ... maybe i'll find a good way of including a little more flavor. I'm always trying to think of ways to improve my videos so I appreciate the feedback!

[@Lucy-ym4dv]

TheVolgun I'm sure you will find a good medium. Again I love your work. regardless of which direction you choose, keep up the great work.

[@adrianramsey6932]

Hittin' that cult leader diary like a slam poem my guy

[@bluenightfury4365]

I'd love the background droning music, its really soothing..~

[@aviananarchy5939]

i agree. i like listening to these before bed.

[@orlando780]

Conclusion, Skyrim with mods in real life

[@BotherRed]

I saw a bowler hat, I'm watching

[@whatareyouonabout]

Sir Red I like hats

[@imdone8243]

Who is this bowler hat dude?

[@deadbush2809]

I'm done Pangloss, I think.

[@austinknight23]

🔼 man is Nathan Estep

[@Mirandorl]

Very good quality writing. A lot of SCPs have mangled attempts at officialese and sound a bit masturbatory, but this one nails it. The feeling of intelligence behind the report makes it seem more real and so scarier

[@cheesewizard3965]

Cthulhu but everyone died so it ruined the plot

[@jadedteevee]

spencer davis what

[@seanie502]

spencer davis not everyone died, a lot of them got saved, but they suffered memory loss and don’t remember what happened

[@Gray963]

so your standard game of Call of Cthulhu then.

[@cheesewizard3965]

Call of Cthulu but every player character was Old Man Henderson

[@NodDisciple1]

Old Man Henderson?

[@mr.outlaw231]

So, basically this is SCP was a battleground for gods who constantly go to war with one another in an attempt to control the universe and alter it in its own way. And, if I wasn't mistaken, there are four of them in this case, yes? So... does that mean that Warhammer 40k is somehow now connected to the SCP universe?

[@isamuddin1]

Care to use nerf gun if necessary?

[@wilmagregg3131]

damn posted the wrong comment i meant to say in one SCP story old empy himself appeared in the SCP universe f upped a bunch of church of the broken god members that were trying to resurrect the void dragon he even had a sit down and told the only surviving SCP agent of that mission about the future or atleast in the emperors own words a possible one the 40k we know and that empy approved of the foundation but wished they deal with some of the world threat levels more severly and permantley

[@godemperorofmankind7255]

THIS IS HERESY!

[@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575]

*_EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!_*

[@deangeloellis729]

Four gods with minor gods and entities serving as soldiers under them and a bunch of other gods and entities who are have decided that they will fight for themselves, for humanity, observe the war, or like Sheograth fight for shits and giggles. From what I read and understand we got pangloss who basically trying to save as many humans as possible, some kind of tech warriors and the foundation saving humans and that mist god trying to keep the war contained?

[@rafaeliglesias572]

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!

[@menagerieorganization4820]

WABBAJACK!

[@asshatmcgee149]

*TURNS INTO CHICKEN*

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

Sometimes, I *dream* about cheese~ ;)

[@purplehaze2358]

I love this SCP. It’s far in a way one of my absolute favorites.

[@voidbeyondtaken4257]

Absolutely one of my favorite SCP’s

[@zeliardforty-two4692]

This is one I always love coming back to. I mean how do you even fathom the aftermath of a fight between a bunch of cosmic beings?

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

The official report says the torsos in front of the library appear at 19:42, which is 07:42 PM in military time. The floating body is currently 57m above ground zero.

[@durere]

So many years later, and this is still my favorite SCP.

[@majdjinn5042]

*sighs opening a dictionary*

[@LunarEdge7]

Same tbh.

[@METALGEARMATRIX]

For what, exactly?

[@Hudnofski]

Isn't that why they're getting a dictionary? To expand their vocabulary?

[@Levyathyn]

It was "motile", wasn't it?

[@samuelr.6046]

Simpleton!!

[@zachmcmillan4060]

Lovecraft didn't die;he crossed over into the dreaming worlds,and left his dark creations squirming within our brains.

[@TheSoulCourier]

Absolute Lovecraftian Masterpiece!!! Well Done, good Sir! Well done.

[@emma-louiselewis6755]

I don't often comment on these videos, but I felt I had to on this on. The reading was sublime. I was enraptured, Elidritch monsters are always terrifying. Bravo Good Sir...Bravo!

[@TheWormlord]

Literally my favorite SCP, I'm even considering making a costume related to it

[@mushroomkaat2667]

Did you ever do that and what was it gonna be :3

[@KirillTheBeast]

Imagine the face of the 05s when they realise some anomalous lovecraftian entities do their job better than them... Also, it should be a given that the whole Foundation ran out of popcorn in the process of compiling the information regarding this incident. Good times.

[@BygPhattyPlus]

When Gods fight, whomever wins, he lose.

[@Mrlaged]

Unless it's Tim. Tim's s good extradimentonal horror.

[@I3oo1ve]

Not sure why, but the way he says, "that was obviously written by a child" at 13:27 is just so funny.

[@lazyer0511]

Sounds like Daleport has a bit of infestation going on.

[@midnightproductions3442]

Is nobody going to mention the fact that the shivering mist might be a cowboy? Yeehaw at the end of his message

[@KaeboraGunbunny]

23:16 Djrr, The Dark God of Lamp Posts. I love lamp.

[@purplehaze2358]

The organism: Tries to leave the store to escape triangle-face Triangle boi: “Here, let me help you with that. *YEEET”*

[@keenancollett6465]

Huh what's dr bright doing here?

[@xirb-4007]

The SCP Foundation is only Gravity Falls in a nutshell

[@victornolan1583]

Are we all just gonna ignore with how much heart he was reading the text?!! it was Epic!

[@PleasantWhale]

13:12 Uh oh... "The lava" sounds like someone with an accent would say, "larva." But a child would miss-hear it as lava... Oooohhh dear...