SCP-343 - God (SCP Animation)

[@Dragonlover553]

It's hilarious that you didn't depict the agent who spotted God as an undercover agent, and he's just in full tactical gear hiding behind a newspaper.

[@comradepivot4570]

Lol

[@the25fpsmaster]

Hitman 1-3 Agent 47 style

[@the25fpsmaster]

@Keestin Thomas Thanks man

[@cd7677]

He even has a granade lol

[@DeepakJava]

At least give him some normal clothes!

[@rsoldat1]

"The only reason he was staying in the facility is because he wanted to" Other SCPs: hold up

[@bobdaniels9056]

what do scp stand for?

[@rsoldat1]

@@bobdaniels9056 Secure. Contain. Protect.

[@agente7202]

Then what CCC stands for?

[@rsoldat1]

@@agente7202 Center for Chaos Containment

[@agente7202]

@@rsoldat1 yes

[@FennAgain]

So, what I'm hearing is that they essentially turned 343 into an extremely effective on-site therapist.

[@Deatlod]

Yes.

[@editingfox8023]

yes

[@lacidar3752]

Wholesome.

[@whyjoel9584]

Didn't have a choice l he do what he wants when he wants it done without thinking twice about it

[@horrorking1676]

Imagine him being your therapist

[@knull416]

The fact that SCP-343 is the easiest SCP to contain but also the only SCP that can escape in a zeptosecond is insane

[@Qwerka]

lesser than

[@Dragonfruits_]

@@QwerkaNegative seconds

[@virabotava]

@@Dragonfruits_beyond negative seconds

[@darionphagoo2287]

a zepto second i the speed where the human mind cant process

[@cewla3348]

@@darionphagoo2287 i dare you to see something happen in a single nanosecond, without guessing.

[@ThisIsEloy3]

I like how God is just such a big deal to these guys, because they literally can’t do anything and he has them at his will, which is both accurate and terrifying.

[@adad87821]

as god should be

[@daiamonto2517]

at least he understands that would be unfair to smite anyone just because you can

[@jennpark8559]

God is chill wants to see if people will make the correct choices for the greater good. Is all about personal autonomy and, allows man to make mistakes (even at God's expense) and, only then does God show power or influence.

[@theskyworrier]

One of the Scp 001 theories

[@josephThaPimp]

@Plank Scale I think that might imply (in a fourth wall breaking fashion) that this man is not actually god, but a powerful reality bender, as the foundation deduced

[@samuelshank7895]

Soooooo... are we gonna ignore the fact that when 343 was asked to kill 682, he replied, “That is not my creation. Take care of it yourself.”?

[@andytorres6052]

There other gods, even scp 343 acknowledged that

[@slum7448]

There are many universes and dimensions, 343 probably just made ours

[@somerandomguy2991]

Isn't 682 a creation of the scarlet king? That could explain it.

[@andytorres6052]

@@somerandomguy2991 no he’s not, but he does acknowledge them

[@kritikill7779]

@@andytorres6052 nah 682 is a child of the scarlet king, so therefor he was created by it

[@mrangles9973]

imagine scp 343 and scp 999 trying to calm and make all the scps peaceful

[@katheryn5598]

That would prob work

[@bui1derdude436]

Yes

[@benwoodruff8842]

Nice

[@pqcowboychanel]

Actually 343 probably wouldn’t be able to see 999. You see during his in counter with the lizard he couldn’t see the lizard and said it wasn’t one of his. The lizard is the son of the scarlet king so the tickle monster/999. So 343 wouldn’t see it and it wouldn’t see him

[@dominik8079]

@@pqcowboychanel no, he knew of him, he just couldn't control him. He referd to it as his child in an interview and said "Many of my children have strayed from their paths" when he was asked why did he create the SCPs

[@mojo_joju]

I love how we’ve managed to turn God into a canon character, and he’s actually a pretty cool guy

[@Phoenix_164]

I know but the sad thing is that he is not a god he is a wizard he even said that he had i mother and that his name is Matheus ( I think that is his name) you can read that on article scp 6666

[@fuzi5303]

@@Phoenix_164 his actual name is Matthew but he is called Mathias when interviewed he said it was mattew

[@cloroxbleach8602]

Imagine creating the universe only just to be called “SCP 343”

[@Glitchey]

He doesn't really mind lol

[@Sujith_5007]

What is a bleach doing here

[@snatchertheunfriendlyghost558]

Oh don’t u know it’s scp 4356 the living bleach container

[@cloroxbleach8602]

@@snatchertheunfriendlyghost558 oh cool didn’t know that

[@snatchertheunfriendlyghost558]

Once u believe that I literally made that up on the spot as a joke

[@mauser98kar]

Despite being probably the safest SCP to contain, 343 is also probably the only one who managed to completely subvert his containment and Foundation had to just roll over and accept it. Ponder on it for a moment.

[@adad87821]

hes only containted because he chooses to be god could leave at anytime he wanted to despite the amount of security or lack there of

[@1mol831]

@@adad87821 he’s technically Apollyon class if he decides he wants to escape and wreck havoc, there’s no countermeasure against him it seems.

[@RobertP.Trebor]

If it really is the Christian god. Then he would be both contained and not contained.

[@mauser98kar]

@@1mol831 Nah. If he is who he claim he is, then it is not an Apollyon class at all. You see, to designate some entity as an Apollyon you must live long enough to recognise and categorise the threat. And if he is who he claim he is, he won't give you this time. So he won't be an Apollyon. Everyone will just instantly cease to be.

[@Waffle-dog]

@@mauser98kar so what class would he be then? …is there even a class for that 😃🤚 that’s sounds scurry

[@stonetimekeeper]

As a Christian, I find this to be one of the more humorous SCPs. I just imagine God using the Foundation as if it were a summer home.

[@jesusgutierrez7054]

Honestly I did too!

[@chocolateshephard]

@NicksFluff .____.

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

@NicksFluff No one is in hell who does not truly want to be there.

[@borutothelast3730]

Me to

[@icyuinvme1170]

@NicksFluff honestly me too

[@shayoko6]

i like how some of these beings are not completely evil, and can even be pleasant to be around.

[@joeyamstutz81]

secure contain protect, scps are often not evil at all

[@the_cloaker]

​@@joeyamstutz81scp 999 is the happiest boi

[@fatalwaffle1715]

And when they're not evil they have no right to arrest and contain them.

[@Blueskyaboveall]

Me at church: puts big mac on alter God: i'll be giving you a personal welcome to heaven

[@phentanyll]

Lol

[@shadowsa2b]

I dont think you can bribe god like that lol

[@REDscar9000]

@@shadowsa2b not the REAL god but this god yes

[@REDscar9000]

@@shadowsa2b maybe...

[@limehe444d]

@@shadowsa2b i mean it’s not a bribe, just an offering

[@PhantomJavelin]

God: The only sacrifice I require of you is to offer your life metaphorically. Devote yourself to being good in my Name. Be humble and profess your faith. Me: _Puts burger on the altar_ God: You raise a compelling argument.

[@neutral8517]

This is way funnier than it has any right to be

[@obsidiankrystal3308]

Made me choke on my fucking pie. As a Christian I just love the idea of meeting God and him being like "Bro... Gotta burger? If ya do it's a free pass to heaven"

[@nazareneoftheway3936]

@@obsidiankrystal3308 onm I feel the same.

[@8GB215]

@@obsidiankrystal3308 ikr imagen meeting him and he says bro you have a burger? i need one

[@hahahaha-yw9ot]

Haha

[@marcobisi7768]

"well, he likes hamburgers" is probably the best thing to say to someone when they want to know something about a SCP he's going to visit.

[@rickparsent9632]

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[@marcobisi7768]

@@rickparsent9632 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@weischreiner]

@@marcobisi7768 good job

[@Gordon519]

"trying to disprove 343 to 343 is just a horrible idea, researchers are still studying the resulting paperweight so heavy that 343 should not be able to lift it" - things doctor bright is not allowed to do at the foundation

[@faisalhussain603]

If he's the Abrahamic God that the Hamburger would be very ironic

[@nopenope6151]

i love how chill god is, he literraly can break the phisicks of space, but will just go out to have a buger and talk with you to improve your mood

[@tedhubertcrusio372]

That's God...😊

[@randomman2938]

You can’t spell physics? lol

[@totallyreyalfactsfsfs]

​@@randomman2938 Gotta remember that some people don't have English as their first language.

[@averygordon4886]

SCP: walks through walls SCP agents: blocks doors... yeah this is big brain time

[@Bouncyboy901]

Lol

[@justsomesoldierplayingpiano]

W H E E E E Z E

[@stevethepro4761]

Lmao

[@randomlad1157]

XD

[@teopetre65]

BRUH

[@ivantheguy5878]

"He now seems to be breaking the laws of physics." In a world like this you would think that the laws of physics will no longer exists

[@SpaceAce11VR]

Exactly

[@vampireman8800]

would be more like the laws of god

[@Shooting-with-sparks]

Especially when you have IKEA skin monsters...yes I said SKIN MONSTERS

[@lala-dodo]

So any anomaly that breaks real life laws of physics wouldn't be an anomaly in their world.

[@Youngkal.]

Lol u can't break smt u made meaning the laws of physics

[@Ash_Yu]

I like when there are powerful benevolent SCPs. They help explain why the world hasn't ended 100 times over when you think of it

[@stibiumowl]

Yes, I was short before thinking all benevolent SCPs are weak.

[@caldw615]

To a degree but if his claims are true and he is in fact the creator of everything then he's also responsible for the existence of some utterly horrible SCP's like the Yule Man with no real rhyme or reason for doing so that we know of.

[@fil2337]

@@caldw615 Not all scps are his creations tho, god said himself that scp 682 isnt one of his own and told the foundation to deal with it themselves

[@caldw615]

@@fil2337 682 is most likely from another dimension since it is likely a descendent of the Scarlet King who is from another dimension. So he was telling the truth about being the creator of his universe then he wouldn't be wrong about things from outside that reality, but he'd still be responsible for the vast majority of SCP's in the Foundations reality.

[@driveasandwich6734]

@@caldw615 Think about it like this: if there were no SCPs, there would stop being stories in this universe.

[@kannakamui2334]

I'm a Christian and I find this SCP hilarious. Has SCP 166(current version, though if would be interesting if the original met him) interacted with God/SCP 343.

[@tedhubertcrusio372]

God would be like, "Lilith! You're grounded for a week! I told you I was supposed to make a male companion for you! Why did you bother Adam? Now his offspring will think that women are a quirky lot!" SCP-166: "That's because I am quirky, Dad! You're such a fogey!" SCP-343: "Don't use that tone on me young lady! You need a time out!"

[@tedhubertcrusio372]

SCP-166 may be Lilith, God's wayward sentient female creation...

[@sta5011]

SCP 343: "I created the universe" Also 343: hamburgir

[@DonquixoteDLM]

LMAO

[@nvcbl]

maybe that's why he made the universe

[@SUBSNOWMAN]

@@nvcbl i dont blame him

[@richardcorvo3677]

He created the universe but humans did create delicious foods like hamburgers.

[@UnixDZN]

*hamborgirs*

[@leonesenpai]

Foundation: "So what can you tell us about the future?" SCP 343: "Imagine a line breaking off into multiple other lines."

[@icte3335]

is this a loki reference

[@breezysuperfam4578]

@@icte3335 It does happen in the scp universe too

[@leysont]

@ amogus

[@thisisabackupemail2264]

@ There's a popular SCP SFM animated series where they interrogate and interact with certain SCPS. 682, 035, and 049(?) are some of the few. It has well done voice acting and the like.

[@SexyTimeWithTaylor]

@@thisisabackupemail2264 link?

[@bread4197]

If you're feeling useless, remember: scp contains a harmless scp in a room he can easily get out of

[@eter8036]

Not really, he stayed in the room because he wanted to.

[@digthis18]

It does say multiple time that he returns to his "containment cell" cuz he wants to sooooooo

[@stonwall9065]

Heh Not exactly harmless. We’re in a grace period right now. The last one…

[@bread4197]

@@stonwall9065 let me guess, rapture?

[@InnerEagle]

@@eter8036 He literally expands that room for the confort of his guests

[@pajaro_bird4265]

As a Catholic, this was surprisingly enjoyable to watch

[@winternightst7001]

scp foundation: *i wonder what things are going through the mind of god* god: *amborger*

[@blazingmemeslol8418]

He’s not god.

[@kasin3504]

@@blazingmemeslol8418 he has all the powers a god would have so its pretty safe to call him god

[@blazingmemeslol8418]

I said he isn’t GOD not he isn’t a god in scp foundation he only has the powers of a high elderly god. The all mighty is the strongest.

[@winternightst7001]

@@blazingmemeslol8418 But.. there is an argument you cant destroy .. *Amborger*

[@blazingmemeslol8418]

@@winternightst7001 help

[@jaghatai_bulut]

This channel is the greatest fan service SCP nerds can have. The animation and the narration is amazing. Great work guys. This channel will be the mainstream SCP source of info for people who are too lazy to read. Ill be sticking around watching it grow.

[@2k10_10]

Thank you

[@gas.4872]

YOU ARE SO RELATABLE :D

[@hevillepeacefoot8647]

All the other scp fan channels are better, like the rubber, and dr bob

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@@hevillepeacefoot8647 Alsp volgun and scp illustrated.

[@DJmonke123]

@@hevillepeacefoot8647 In my opinion all of them are equally good.

[@TheColombianSpartan]

He's wholesome, which is rare for the scp foundation

[@eybrr8928]

@The Lord Bill *happy

[@jeffwolcott7815]

@The Lord Bill 5094 is also quite nice and helpful as sentient computer programs go.

[@thanhdanhvu5886]

What about SCP - 131?

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

Well He IS God. Ya Know ABBA Father, Jehovah Etc. Just dont Piss Him off

[@ok8882]

131 and 999

[@UntilItIsFinished]

I think what got me was where they returned to 343's cell, and he's just decorating. XD Good work here. Keep it up!

[@Aedrion-]

"So if you created the universe, you created us, right?" "Why yes, that's sort of correct. You're welcome" "And the animals?" "Lots of fun doing it, too." "What about other things?" "Oh ya know, sometimes you have to experiment with something new." "Did you create all of these horrible SCP's?" ":D" "Oh my g... why..." ">:D"

[@gamerplays5131]

He didn't create the other scps, most of them fell into our universe from other universes. A few were probably made by 343 like Mr. Deeds for shit and giggles though

[@JoshuanKnode]

They asked 343 to do something about SCP-682 and he said “That’s not one of mine”

[@arturodejesuscruzcasab9502]

The Scarlet King is most likely responsible for a lot of those. Heck, didn't he technically create SCP-682?

[@Gamer_G33k]

343 is just a reality bender that is enjoying the lavish life style hes getting from the Foundation

[@Mark-Wilson]

WRONG PROBABLY SOMEONE ELSE HE IS NOT EVEN GOD HE JUST A POWERFUL REALITY BENDER why does everybody believe his lies in canon and out of it@@gamerplays5131

[@mohamed-degkayse7265]

SCP 343: I am God SCP Foundation: No way SCP 343: YAHWEH

[@khanjue5511]

All I can say, is damn that’s clever.

[@ihaventshoweredin6weeksbut527]

Thats funny for lots of people but not for me because I already know that joke Edit:please stop replying to this I commented this 2 months I don't care about this anymore

[@enternamehere7942]

My family thinks im crazy now bc of how loud i laughed at this joke

[@isaiah9501]

@@ihaventshoweredin6weeksbut527 No one asked for your Opinion on this matter.

[@piratesna7424]

Haha good comment

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

I am an african american woman of australian descent

[@de4threap3rkelpy53]

Vegan teacher be runnin fast

[@Mandalorian_John]

Imagine Burger king or McDonald's hearing that God likes their burgers

[@imperialguardsman5929]

Vegans: Time to cancel god on Twitter! God: * *deletes Twitter* * Vegans: * *screams* *

[@RaulDiaz-mp8ms]

Vegan: I mean...Wouldn't it be okay for God to eat a hamburger since God created everything that makes up a hamburger?

[@jeka4071]

Vegans are stupid

[@Eiji_Files]

7:36 I like the part with that big sigh. So refreshing to hear. It's like meeting the Pope up close and personal 😌

[@TSUNAMI_0707]

bruh imagine interviewing a “normal” old guy when he just walks away though a wall and comes back with a burger sorry: BORGER, or, borgir, or burgir or, burbur or, borgar or, borgr

[@Assarict]

NO NOT BURGER *Borger*

[@UnstopableJayy]

I would had done that too if I could xD

[@swiftcodm3457]

No B O R G I R

[@zenmeteor9474]

@@Assarict a "burgir"

[@WelziFC7]

I’d have been fucking livid if he only came back with one for himself

[@aestheticapple3767]

"God works in mysterious ways" -SCP foundations

[@vampireman8800]

**asks for hamborgler cause yummy**

[@Based-Anti-Theist]

As a Norse god, can confirm.

[@nickhehehehelololol8233]

Leave god alone he just wants to enjoy his hamburger

[@rodrigosalinas8321]

Yeah

[@3ch0h3art4]

#letgodeattheburger

[@milkbreadrealworking2022]

Exactly

[@Skibidisiggma]

scp 999

[@WasifRBX]

no, scp343 was just enjoying his food

[@Assass1n_King]

Am I the only one who felt heartbroken when the guard said that God himself seemed lonely? What i would give to just have a 10 minute talk with him! It's so heartwarming how he acts. He enjoys being in the company of the SCP Foundation

[@l0sts0ul89]

Due to him being God we can't really imagine anything about him, he seems lonely but that's what we think? One can presume the body he uses is an avatar that's more "human"

[@SomeGuy-xd5fn]

Honestly, if a genie gave me 3 wishes i would just say "give me scp 343's abilities" and then I'd grant the genies wishes

[@VorteX_SH]

*Big brain moment*

[@Curseycubey]

You must go to lamp

[@fullmetaltheorist]

Someone get this man A magic lamp ASAP.

[@jacobrutzke691]

The only powers you would get would to be able to control people's mind (Read the entire story)

[@pureintellectualbeing3575]

bog brain

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Marvel's The One Above All: "Hi, nice to meet me" SCP-343: "Hi, nice to meet me"

[@buckshotpower4646]

hello pls notice me

[@tiky4179]

Bruh u need to tell me ur secret. Can u be a damned SCP too appearing everywhere now come to think of it

[@funnyman9406]

I meet you again

[@user-ru2sb9yk8k]

OMG can't believe i can also find you in an non-anime channel bro................your everywhere yet nowhere

[@funnyman9406]

@@user-ru2sb9yk8k fuck you silva

[@TheRealJeff2]

This comments section is just: 1: spiritual arguments 2: BORGER

[@mstrfool]

Hmm, could God create a burger so big he couldn't eat it?

[@kortojoz]

@@mstrfool ah yes the borger argument

[@dyme6924]

@@mstrfool the god borger paradox

[@claudiosalangka3207]

I died reading this comment XD

[@mstrfool]

@@claudiosalangka3207 Starts CPR and hopes it's not too late....

[@thecluckster3908]

I see this as an absolute win, god is chill with the foundation and that means they all get to go to heaven! Well I mean most of them at least.

[@fuzi5303]

Oh my friend he is not the actual god he is a man who has lived since before the great flood in fact he found the body of Noah who started the rain and hid on a mountain for 100 years in terror of what the flood was to escape from if you want to hear more check out scp6666

[@VorteX_SH]

Imagine creating a whole universe, Just to be detained by some hoomans and being called scp 343

[@_ZXCV_]

“detained” aka be given a canvas for your summer home

[@vergilwithagun]

@Mariothane Yeah, he's pretty much vibing

[@TonyLosa44]

Nice ST:DS9 reference.

[@lemon10001]

He’s there willingly

[@SuperiorChaotic]

Stolen smh

[@cecil2742]

I love this scp. Makes me smile to think God's just chilling eating borgers and chatting with his creations. Just using the SCP foundation as a summer home or something

[@Nasty-Noscope]

Aww yes borgers

[@criticalG21]

@@Nasty-Noscope I also want a borger

[@Clownvibes-os3tp]

@@criticalG21 ngl them borgers be slapping

[@MushroomManC]

Bōrgir

[@Fr1endly7]

I mean if I created everything the last place I would think of going for a vacation in the mortal world would be a place where the most dangerous world destroying creatures such as neck snapping sculptures and immortal lizards are kept but seems fun

[@jonn4than367]

I'd like to think SCP 343 likes to check in the the D-Class, just to talk with them, and to make them feel less lonely.

[@helvarstark4282]

Same here though, to remind them of their purpose (even if it is to suffer, it still serves a purpose) and that God loves them no matter what Yes, this is supercanon(TM) now

[@timtierackic1078]

"But theyre murderers!"

[@Namerco]

*y e s*

[@RandomPerson-sh1fe]

And you know just comfort them when it could be they’re last day alive since they’re literal guinea pigs to the scp foundation.

[@PandaAchievement]

@@timtierackic1078 "Have you read my best selling book? They're kittens"

[@leehall2633]

I think of the God SCP as an owner/developer of this game logging in as a player with access to the console that can change the game's coding/design anytime he wants.

[@geardog24]

SCP Staff: Hey "God", how about you take care of all these monsters that are running around killing people. 343: Let me finish my burger and I'll think about it.

[@aureliaionescu3885]

@@ziimulhah3223 he is known as the second most powerful spc

[@diobrando7348]

@@aureliaionescu3885 whos more powerful

[@apricotmadness4850]

@@diobrando7348 SCP 001- The Scarlet King.

[@handledav]

@@apricotmadness4850 scarlet king is not more powerful than god

[@sans4124]

@@handledav yes he is Scarlet king does not exist in this universe this scp only created this universe

[@Jackomojo]

Ones like this are more interesting to me because they're not just another killing machine

[@geraldyeager7652]

The ones that are thumaniel are interesting

[@tinguspingus4983]

Like scp 5031?

[@ehab1300]

I agree but thumaniel SCPs are interesting, but Keter and Euclid scps all feel the same

[@stibiumowl]

Yes, killing machines are enough in RL already.

[@PseudonymX]

SCP-5031: Did someone call me?

[@Lalaexists]

Narrotor: that’s what the c of scp stands for *containment* Me: it’s cheese *special cheese pizza*

[@bobdaniels9056]

LOL Special Cheese Pizza Facility. Gave me an idea for a roblox game, gotta remember the controls.

[@iffahnurdian]

a great idea for a pizza somewhere, scp pizza 4 types of cheese, stuffed crust, sounds yummy

[@muhamadm1481]

@@bobdaniels9056lol

[@user-oas]

@@bobdaniels9056 well u better tell me the link to that game

[@joltsthevolt8233]

It’s: Snap Crackle Pop

[@impostorissus4614]

3:40 he just did a BLJ without even needing stairs or sitting he is truly god

[@reaperscythe4579]

343: "Anyway, I'mma head out." Guard: "Wait, no." 343: "Want me to pick anything up for you?" Guard: "Stop!" 343: "I'll get you a burger." Guard: "That's illegal!"

[@3ch0h3art4]

Cashier: sir what can I get you? God: 2 cheese burgers Cashier: is that all? God: yes Cashier: the tota- HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING? HOW DID YOU GET THAT? you know what i don't get paid enough for this

[@quincyrobertbumpass]

343: "I'm back heres the burger" Guard: "HOW!?" 343: "I'm God" Guard: "NO YOU AREN'TTTT

[@reaperscythe4579]

Guard: "Ew, it's got the pickle still on it." 343: "No it doesn't." Guard: "Yes it does! Look! Wait, where'd it go?" 343: **Munch, munch** "Who knows?"

[@quincyrobertbumpass]

343: "i like burger ingredients well I like burgers so-" Guard: "I'm pretty sure everyone knows that you like burgers" 343: "I'm out." Guard: "hey get over here! I wanna keep talking to you!" 343: "you like burgers?" Guard: **sighs**

[@reaperscythe4579]

@Dragongamer 7 Fixed the ice cream machine?! He really *IS* God!!

[@Spartanoffaith]

I WANT PICTURES, PICTURES OF 343, AND I WANT THEM ON MY DESK YESTERDAY, YOU GOT THAT PARKER?

[@michaelchi1336]

Thing is Peter might be able to get a photo, God in marvel aka the one above all personally takes interest in him

[@jovielove4022]

OMG IM NOT ALONE

[@KrOnIc343]

Could I get a pay in advance?

[@God-qh8vy]

Nah mah g

[@DatboiJonsey]

@@KrOnIc343 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You serious?

[@Watchyt-hdyh37s]

I love how the SCP foundation just casually houses god

[@bloxyahhboy]

I thought god would be in heaven on his throne, watching all of us from above

[@avea4859]

SCP 343: I'm bored *enters creative mode*

[@antoinvaleroso4773]

Researchers when they need to question SCP-343: *ADIOS*

[@3838COTB]

2:44 Look at his nose and eyes. You can't unsee it.

[@vincenramirez3534]

@@3838COTB ?

[@defcon4215]

Rahil Bilal I just got it

[@llamadasinrespuesta4631]

Funny because god in Spanish is dios...

[@sidthesinger5508]

A Dios literally means to God

[@johnadler6987]

I like this scp. He's so wholesome. I just have the biggest smile ever.

[@Crusader-7382]

He isn’t too wholesome

[@GxldieLocs]

Maybe he affects people through phones? Gotta write that down

[@iplay4459]

and scp-999

[@brysn_is_sad1496]

You should see scp999

[@unknownwolf4046]

@@doggypilled this odd the SCP foundation tracking me I never been to there website I did Tracert the-scp foundation its creepy me out

[@jiewang6845]

Interrogator: why did u leave my prayers on read? God: H A M B U R G E R

[@pacient555]

gotta enjoy a nice borgar sometimes

[@dgjm7129]

Interrogator: understandable, have a nice day

[@BUBBLEICE50]

where’s your profile?

[@muhammadnabeel2180]

No no that's where you're wrong... its *H A M B U R B U R*

[@3838COTB]

2:44 Look at his nose and eyes. You can't unsee it.

[@joecoal1418]

i love how he can be the most friendly scp but can also be the most deadly at the same time

[@Ishtarru]

Fun fact: when photographed using SCP-978 (the desire camera), the photo showed him just as he posed for it, indicating either he's so powerful that he breaks other anomalies, or he already has everything he wants.

[@alkaupadhyay7650]

Still he should have hamburger in his hands

[@Darasilverdragon]

I mean it makes sense When you're such a powerful reality bender that you effectively have a built-in Infinity Gauntlet, there's really no point in having 'desires' anymore. Anything you could ever possibly want, you just... _make_ It's really no wonder he's so chilled

[@BigHailFan]

Scp-343 is also a rare specimen with the incredible power to ruin even the most popular shooter franchises.

[@eikh1682]

Found it.

[@Something0102]

It is Fake though

[@Raccon_Detective.]

What are you guys talking about?

[@themuffinman3906]

@@Raccon_Detective. idk, if they explain do you mind telling me

[@arn3107]

*halo intensifies* am halo fan

[@Luvartistcom]

SCP Jesus: *BREAKING LAWS OF PHYSICS BY MAKING HIS INSIDE ROOM BIGGER* SCP Ikea: Dude you stole my laws of physics breaker

[@idiotpoly1594]

caz god made lkea

[@Luvartistcom]

@@idiotpoly1594 yap

[@dan_the_swag_man6937]

God bought his furniature from the infinite ikea

[@Joseph_S_Clark]

@Ian NG they’re not bro. It’s a trinity for a reason.

[@david6054]

​@Ian NG They are and yet they are not. Also: Haha Lana look, he thinks God is people!

[@musicformadmen]

He is probably the reason the world is still intact

[@BrickBusterVideo647]

This dude seems very friendly why not just have him calm the rest of the SCPs treat him like 999

[@BrickBusterVideo647]

In fact like 999 he can make people happier and probably calm the SCPs but what 999 can’t do is break the frickin laws of physics

[@randomcow6440]

there is a theory that he isn't really what he claims to be, to some higher up researcher, he claimed that scp 343 is actually a manipulative reality warper and using the foundation as his own little church, think about it for a moment, guards and staff there get him whatever he needs, and everyone seems to listen to him without question, he might claim to be god, but in a universe where a chair can make someone violent if they sit on it, or self replicating cake that can end the world, could u really trust him that instantly?

[@cursedgeorge939]

@@randomcow6440 I think the researcher that was suspect of him ended up disappearing and being scrubbed from records. Not many people questioned it. Probably for a few reasons.

[@vantrillo6360]

I mean think about it, they had Bucket loads of data from scp 999's positive effects on everything and everyone. Meanwhile, scp 343 wipes every ounce of data on him except that he makes people feel better, omnipotent, and likes hamburgers. That isn't enough proof to make a solid case with the 05 council to free him.

[@codyallen2838]

It's up to him really. They can ask him, but can't force him to do anything.

[@crystallxix1493]

This is just the "Dont make me come down there you punk" quote made SCP

[@DOGOO44]

stan lee ?

[@starrblx2504]

Wait what

[@DOGOO44]

@@starrblx2504 from spiderman homecoming

[@starrblx2504]

@@DOGOO44 Not u I mean Im shock that this guy made 2 comment and it become top comment

[@3838COTB]

2:44 Look at his nose and eyes. You can't unsee it.

[@JustRelax-qn1ht]

So what you’re telling me is that this dude is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent

[@Bouncyboy901]

Yes Kinda like alucard from hellsing

[@Delta2357]

and omnivorous

[@ghostxsamurai4636]

I MEAN GOD created everything so for sure he can do anything 😁

[@wedead4309]

@@Bouncyboy901 Alucard is badass and OP AF.. But he ain't omnipotent, omnipresent not omniscient

[@Bouncyboy901]

@@wedead4309 yes he is they literary say in the anime that hes everywhere and nowhere at the same time

[@mjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmj]

the SCP foundation really found god and decided "let's contain him"

[@fatalwaffle1715]

I don't get The SCP Foundation. They are going like "Oh that guy has Magic powers let's arrest him for no reason even though he hasn't done anything wrong to deserve it."

[@RosieRoan]

SCP-343 is so powerful that he can redact his own information.

[@1mol831]

He should be classified as keter class, he breaks containment whenever he wants to.

[@v1nceplier4]

@@1mol831 not keter

[@v1nceplier4]

@@1mol831 its houpd be higher

[@v1nceplier4]

Should

[@1mol831]

@@v1nceplier4 But Keter is the highest containment class for non harmful SCP.

[@20_foot_burmese_pyth0n]

1:36 my man reading the news to look inconspicuous while wearing full tac gear

[@scp049leplaguedocter3]

I was about say that

[@SilverVolo]

Wait so the guy near my house whispering into a radio and wearing armour isnt normal!?

[@Nezha_Main]

Wat armor? All I see is a newspaper

[@3838COTB]

2:44 Look at his nose and eyes. You can't unsee it.

[@Jan_Elite]

@@3838COTB stop

[@ComicalRealm]

Fun fact: In the tale "The Gate Opens", SCP-343 deems the right time for His angelic armies to lay waste on Earth so it would reborn as a paradise

[@TheTiredBard]

So wait. Is he _really_ god, or just a high level reality bender? I am a bit confused.

[@hamzamalik7851]

Nah he is a mind warper his so powerful that he considers himself a god

[@hamzamalik7851]

And yeah if you don't believe him he will wipe you out of existence

[@TheTiredBard]

But how would he have an angelic army? Is that an illusion or does he really have angels?

[@TheTiredBard]

Oh and one thing. We could prove if he is god or not by putting him together with SCP-001 the Gatekeeper. The gatekeeper is an angel after all, and if he would be god he would be allowed to pass through the gate.

[@angelosusa4258]

I’m Catholic and heard about SCP 343 few years ago and I do like these Christian SCPs. Now whether he is God or aspect of God or some really powerful reality bender, it’s an amazing scp

[@muhammadzariff7075]

Nothing about him is Christian though? SCP 343 as a God is essentially every Abrahamic religions view of God.

[@ObliviAce]

​@@muhammadzariff7075 "There is nothing christian about him" "He has every aspect of the abrahamic religions" Christianity is an Abraham religion 😭

[@rsoldat1]

"He now seems to be breaking the laws of physics" *triggered Issac Newton noises*

[@VorteX_SH]

**Newton with red glowing eyes**

[@K_123edits]

Newton: *invents physics* God: *walks through wall* Newton *YOU LIL BI-*

[@IDK-hn5vi]

@@K_123edits Newton: Listen here you little shi-

[@AssassinXMod]

*Everyone happier after meeting SCP-343* SCP-999: THEY TOOK OUR JOB!

[@tagnetorare5401]

Day durka der

[@cascas9656]

SCP 387 be like: I see no god up here OTHER THAN ME!!

[@alopleorange2152]

@@cascas9656 quite literally

[@3838COTB]

SCP-343 is like a good friend, and SCP-999 is like your puppy.

[@3838COTB]

2:44 Look at his nose and eyes. You can't unsee it.

[@spacegoose2989]

Imagine going into SCP-343 Containment Cell and you realise his cell looks better than where you live

[@skeloluke4967]

A being that even I can’t comprehend. A being that might have created you and possibly also me. A being that could be described as the friend we never knew. A being with a voice soothing yet intimidating. A being that is a gentleman. A being that is God.

[@saldan3985]

"Impossible" You know when an *SCP Foundation* director say that, stuff is about to go down.

[@petergant8767]

SCP- directors should be the very LAST people to use the word, "Impossible", by now, they should know, it's tempting fate...or, GOD!

[@TheDeathLove]

Lmao that is a site director. The actual anomolous almighty overlords are O5 Council.

[@jadespiral4673]

‘He’s not one of mine, deal with him my self’ -God to the scp researchers about killing scp-682

[@lewycraft]

Which technicly makes sense, as God is creator of this universe, while Scarlet King from which 682 comes, is from the different universe

[@mariomaster4568]

I mean, how do you even kill that thing. Legit the only way I see them doing that without just abusing Scarlet King powers is an atom bomb, which probably wouldn’t do much to him anyway.

[@papereater742]

@@mariomaster4568 the o5 council refuses to sue nukes, because of his adaptive ability

[@narnonarno5529]

@@mariomaster4568 In the entire scp universe, scp 2935 has been the only thing known to be able to kill scp 682.

[@adad87821]

*your self is what god said

[@CinnyCinnamonRolls]

SCP-343 has admin privileges which is why he can noclip and generate whatever elements he wants.

[@stonwall9065]

He’s literally the Admin

[@logicss2893]

More like the developer

[@junjun8855]

interesting profile

[@SethDenis]

But how many luminous elements can he generate?

[@Reriperi23]

@@logicss2893 ah yes "developer" really fits on SCP-343

[@tord7246]

I love how all the Gods in the scp universe are all meant to taken as a joke but seemingly normal people can destroy the fucking world

[@TheDiazDarkness]

Welcome to the SCP foundation. We have a murderous reptile, a killing living statue, a machine that can turn stuff into other stuff with no explanation, a machine that can serve you any liquid you want, and God.

[@generalgta3528]

Hey, what anime character is in your profile picture, Nagisa Shiota?! Please reply to me!

[@satishchandrasinha3636]

And did we tell you there is more than 999!!! AND LITERALLY THE DEVIL!!! AND HIS 7 SONS!!

[@traffic248]

Ah yes, F U N D A R I O N

[@TheDiazDarkness]

@@generalgta3528 None. Original character and drawing.

[@huefoe4246]

That coffe machine Does it serve God's liquid? The sweat or leak?

[@astra3310]

You never mentioned how 343 literally made a guy vanish bc he didn’t like the lax security and confronted the SCP about it. He literally erased him from existence bc he was gonna file a report to his higher ups and 343 went “can’t file if you weren’t born” and just snapped him away like thanos.

[@nightmare9597]

Where was this? Where can I find it?

[@candycube9505]

@@nightmare9597 it’s not in the video

[@pjp7316]

"Literally" u do know this is just creepypasta? Smfh

[@zyairholder6433]

This shows everyone has a different perception of god

[@TheHipisterDeer]

So he is a keter class but just like to chill with people, what a nice guy.

[@911bomberass]

hes a safe scp according to his file.

[@tinanguyen5969]

he changed the file

[@notcryonic818]

I swear to God if this is another attempt to get me to church-

[@MrGermandeutsch]

Your Comment has two points that made me giggle. Thank God for that.

[@mstrfool]

If god made nature and man made churches, seems like worshipping at what god made would be more respectful. IMHO.

[@MrGermandeutsch]

@@mstrfool I certainly wouldn't want anyone to worship whatever the hell I'm making all the time.

[@mstrfool]

@@MrGermandeutsch ... Well now... That's a perspective I hadn't considered. Hard to thank you for that image... But still. Well done. I do feel I should point out that the content of the internet and TV would suggest that this happens anyway. Still, can't say as I like the idea you brought up either.

[@MrGermandeutsch]

@@mstrfool Unexpected, yet highly appreciated response.

[@Sunggki]

4:35 "No one can hate Scp 999" -Sun Tzu, The art of war

[@technofarhann]

Then technoblade will be the next scp XD

[@Punias]

@@technofarhann Stephen Hawking became paralyzied trying to read this.

[@technofarhann]

@@Punias even scp 343 can't fix your life

[@Punias]

@@technofarhann bro what? Im making a joke because your grammar was horrible.

[@FinnTheBee]

God, Eyedrops and the tickle monster are the most wholesome scps :)

[@solarhailey]

agreed :)

[@puyty_yo7358]

And that one bowl scp

[@doctorpatientmoon]

@@puyty_yo7358 I forgor 💀

[@hiddendesire3076]

I forget, did 999 ever meet 343? While 999 and its siblings such as 682 aren’t of 343’s making, I feel like he’d appreciate the hard work our gelatinous friend puts in to protecting people and making them feel happy.

[@liamwilson12345]

Yes

[@sc07ty]

This story seems so wholesome. Like giving him company in his cell. It's so cute in a way

[@brunoaguiar251]

There would no depression If 343 & 999 joined forces

[@duxhunt]

Because if you don’t trust 343 as a god, you get reality wiped.

[@ramyaly163]

I need 343 in my life

[@supermax5000]

At least this SCP is the one I would love to hang out with

[@zq9817]

@@thekingofracoons ye

[@denvetta]

@@thekingofracoons what about the water nymph

[@brandonprendergast8342]

I like the idea of putting up more security for him than the old man and he just waltzes last it

[@schwarzhayasaka]

God: *creates humans* Also god: gets contained by humans

[@_delta_music_]

Dot really think he would cared

[@ragequitgaming1044]

God knows.

[@brendancorey7831]

He isn't technically contained. Its more like he's playing along.

[@isaiah9501]

@@brendancorey7831 Like a Father playing along with the kid in make-believe

[@brendancorey7831]

@@isaiah9501 definitely

[@atashgallagher1631]

Get this guy and SCP-999 together and use them as a therapy team and I'm sure they'd love each other's company.

[@TheLostDestroyer]

I'd find it really funny if 343 were to react to 999 believing it to be the most evil creature he has ever seen. All while it's just like ^¬^

[@Anchor_Productions]

Honestly jus the thought of 999 meeting him is very wholesome

[@dobeikwan3684]

actually this would be a way to see if 999 is the 7th son of the scarlet king cause god doesnt see anything which isnt made by him

[@iwanttodieepicly8844]

Scp foundation: sees Jesus Also scp foundation:Its a scp

[@esppupsnkits4560]

In a way, yes

[@uncanny3637]

Well he does ignore every universal rule and can be classified a reality warper or greater.

[@thehotwheelsreviews]

That would be their reaction after seeing SUPERMAN

[@machine_cairo587]

I mean, O5-2 is called the "Nazarene" and is maybe female Jesus or something

[@Mellow7543]

O-5 why do we have Jesus

[@user-qp3gx3df2f]

Weak scps: 👺👺🤬😠😡 Literally GOD: 😁

[@rfmspawnkiller603]

"Is there anything I should know before meeting God?" "Well, he likes humburgers"

[@Sykdrone]

I've heard of hamburgers but what is a *humberger?*

[@rfmspawnkiller603]

@@Sykdrone =))

[@dragoneater2008_]

God and Rick astley: A I I I I L O V E H A M B U R G E R S

[@JamesSuvi]

Scp 343 is not actually God but i still like it to call scp 343 "God"

[@alikumail1985]

@@Sykdrone humbuger is a japanese steak 🥩

[@j-dawg4774]

This video gave God more respect than Supernatural ever did

[@jinksdalfang8843]

Yeah, tbf Chuck isn’t 343.

[@RageAgainstTheDyingOfTheLight7]

Imagine how bad it would be if Jesus was in it too

[@celestialsatheist1535]

Oh that's because the folks at the supernatural were staying true to the character

[@elitempleton4200]

@@celestialsatheist1535 That made me chuckle so have a like.

[@abeingthatishuman]

Director: "I WANT EVERYTHING YOU HAVE ALONG WITH YOUR PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!!!"

[@DeathByDying13]

omg I thought I was the only one who thought that

[@gravestroys8290]

It’s cool to see that there’s all types of scps, half are dangerous, half are friendly, ect ect, it’s so cool

[@warreng80able]

Then god said "Let there be SCP's"

[@Lady_Chalk]

Oh crap.

[@mikaelleonbriones6356]

If he is god then we should give him a lot of hamburgers and let him eat them all, and if he doesn't grow fat then he truly is god (actually just ask him to show where the heck the heavens can be found)

[@kziila0244]

Not all the SCPs are created by God. Example: 682

[@Lady_Chalk]

@@kziila0244 Obv multiple entities like God could have made that. I mean, there’s The Scarlet King.

[@c3ns0rb4r4]

SCP-343 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT, AND HE HAS A BURGER!!!!

[@devildavin]

"its fine he will settle back into his chair and relax"

[@ethereal3336]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@indigofenix00]

He's probably okay with being contained because he approves of the Foundation's goals and doesn't want them to make exceptions.

[@stibiumowl]

Yes, I also think he'd apreciate the Foundation as they do a mostly(!) good thing.

[@mycontentcreation5264]

@@stibiumowl I think this is connected to the gate Guardian

[@HamguyBacon]

@@stibiumowl yeah like sending people to their horrible deaths and make unnecessary dangerous experiments.

[@stibiumowl]

@@HamguyBacon The point of your comment was the reason why I put a "mostly(!)" in my original comment.

[@Meidoification]

Also remember: If SPC-343 is God, he's not just omnipotent, he's omniscient and omnipresent as well. It's likely he's chilling all over the world, dressed as an unassuming old man. It would be interesting to see SPC-343 interact with SPC-001 The Gate Guardian. If he is God, 001 should let him through the Gate, unless SPC-682 was right and 001 is a "pretender", in which case, God would know.