SCP-4035 - Prey On Words - Disappointing Genie

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SCP-4035 is a table lamp with a stained glass patterned lampshade and an iron base. SCP 4035 does not appear to have any form of wiring or electrical components within it, other than a standard lightbulb socket.
Following the insertion of a lightbulb, a gaseous humanoid entity will apparate from within SCP4035 . This entity, referred to as SCP 4035 -1, has the appearance of a balding Caucasian male between the ages of 40 and 50, wearing a patchy brown suit coat.
Once the subject verbally responds to SCP-4035-1 in any manner, the subject will gain a biological modification or anomalous ability directly correlating with how the subject responded to SCP-4035-1. This occurs whether the subject was responding to SCP-4035-1's inquiry or not. Due to this, received abilities are often described by their recipients as "lackluster" or "disappointing."
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[@gstvntt]

The guy who can "read minds" can be extremely useful to understand dead and long forgotten or even alien languages, as long as you write it on someone's forehead, that is

[@taiho5233]

thinking outside the box for an outside the box power.

[@JaggedBird]

​@@taiho5233it's clever to be honest

[@HomicidalTh0r]

Time to hire someone with a BIG FOREHEAD as a whiteboard! lol

[@user-sp6iv2qh8k]

"Genie, I want you to make me rich!" The highly concentrated amount of Vitamin C in question

[@Nerobyrne]

like, what, rich in vitamin C? Is that the point?

[@pumpkinjack7265]

​@@Nerobyrnei dont know

[@desmondyung]

@@Nerobyrneyes

[@princemafia5550]

Thats the point. The theme is “ be careful what you wish for” You could wish for immortality and you could get a box named immorality in return in which anything put inside is immortal 😂 You could wish for super powers like super speed and the genie will turn you into light, fulfilling your wish and effectively killing you in the process. You could wish for love and the genie might give you a second heart.

[@boyhenyo4431]

you have to be so specific and clear on what you ask, he didn't say to be rich in money so genie give too much of anything he could think of.

[@theoneguyoverthere]

The guy who “reads minds” could be used to finally translate the Sumerian symbol on SCP-073’s forehead, so it might have an actual use.

[@EatAllDaHumans]

And the 'Shit Reader' was useful too

[@fod7281]

​@@EatAllDaHumanshe is talking about that

[@Friighttt]

@@fod7281 he isnt

[@Friighttt]

@@fod7281 shit reader reads shit and the mind reader reads foreheads

[@alistairogilvy7696]

In what way is a head the mind? The guy is able to read heads. How this could be remotely construed as reading minds. Possibly if he were able to read something written directly on the brain - that makes more sense..

[@Nerobyrne]

I absolutely LOVE the touch that the thief is from a culture that doesn't really use lamps like that. Nice twist on the story we usually get ^.^

[@krolestwopolskie9862]

The thief is actually from the past, I think.

[@Nerobyrne]

@@krolestwopolskie9862 probably, I figure around the time of industrialization. At that point, such technology was pretty common in Europe, but less so in Arabia.

[@sharonyoung4277]

The thief to me is like "ooooo lamp, kinda weird but coooOOOOOooool"

[@krolestwopolskie9862]

@@Nerobyrne You are probably right, but I had a feeling like he was from like middle ages or something. Looking forward to more videos like this in the future.

[@krolestwopolskie9862]

@@sharonyoung4277 or that

[@OzoneGrif]

I have a game with friends where one is the Genie, and one the Wisher. The purpose of the game is for the Wisher to make a perfectly unalterable and positive wish, while the Genie's role is to twist it. The Wisher wins if the Genie fails to find a way to twist the wish. It is surprisingly fun and a difficult exercice.

[@R.DeMora]

Sounds fun, I'm gonna try this with the family. Are these the only conditions? What do you mean by positive? As in favorable outcome?

[@OzoneGrif]

@@R.DeMora Obvious favorable outcome, yes. There are three rules for the wishes: "No altering the past (no paradoxes) ; No altering the state of life (can't kill or resurrect) ; No altering freewill (can't force sentient beings to do or think something)".

[@OzoneGrif]

@@R.DeMora A classic is "I wish to be rich"; the Djinni can teleport all the gold from bank safes to his home, so technically he'll be rich, but unable to spend the money because gold must be sold first, but since all the police is looking after the gold, it will be a difficult task. Or you can make the whole economy collapse, so he's technically rich, but inflation will explode. Many possibilities to corrupt a wish.

[@redacted299]

What's the game called @OzoneGrif

[@OzoneGrif]

@@redacted299 It has no name, it's a game I "invented" (based on the Djinn mythos)

[@ryyilvx]

He rlly took “I’m a genie in a lamp, but you gotta ask me the right way” WAYYYYY TO LITERAL

[@theomaid]

I wish he wasn't such an enormous goober

[@user-kw7nb8tx1z]

Imagine saying super strength and becoming so strong you hitting your pinky on a building and the building gets knocked over

[@koalabean9394]

I’ve never understood why in genie stories where the characters know that the genie will purposely misinterpret what they say why they don’t write up an exact contract stating what they want in the most precise and matter of fact manner possible

[@seifeldeen246]

YESSSS LIKE SAY "I want a suitcase that appears from nowhere on the floor in front of me, in this room, filled with 5 million intact and usable USD, in 100 Dollar bills, all which will be available for me to pick up and use with other people, with it not causing harm in any manner to me or others.

[@seifeldeen246]

This way you can avoid his absurdity, being extremely specific is how to beat him, NOT shortening your words.

[@koalabean9394]

@@seifeldeen246 The only issue with that is an object appearing out of nothing like that could cause nuclear fission

[@King-dsb]

@@koalabean9394it’s magic

[@koalabean9394]

@@King-dsb Yes but if the genie is trying to fuck with you, he'll take into account physics in order to do so

[@MisterRubiksCube]

Bro took the phrase "genie in a lamp" too seriously

[@joshwright4799]

@MisterRubiksCube what if mr burns meets scp-4035?

[@ThrillSeeker3524]

You'll wish you ain't never had a friend like him

[@TheMidnightThunderBoy]

​@@joshwright4799I 😂I tu I was eeeeerte 6:58 ❤

[@LedionZogaj]

​@@TheMidnightThunderBoy?

[@thesidneychan]

The Aladdin style lamp is literally a lamp. It's lit at the spout while the body is filled with oil.

[@rolandmclovin1499]

13:00 "I want to be chainsaw man!" But the genie is an uncultured swine

[@PotentFrost]

Or "I want to be able to attack people with my mind/head"

[@theomaid]

"I want my enemies to self-destruct"

[@mroffice8166]

@@theomaid "Granted. All their matter converge to explosive raw thermal energy, obliterating you, your family and loved ones, and probably all life on the surface on earth." (Context, according to e=mc^2, 70 kg human would then explode with e = 70 kg * 299 792 458 m / s^2 = 4.4039004e+20 Joules of energy. The tsar bomba was just 2e17 joules, this would be roughly 1000 times stronger PER PERSON. The dinosaur destroyer asteroid punched out at most around 5.8e25 J. That means if just roughly 130 000 people on this planet falls under your current definition of "enemy", all large life forms on earth are done for)

[@theomaid]

@mroffice8166 Okay, I wish my enemies would immediately die of natural causes

[@bluemagician9724]

I was literally looking for this comment, even though I've never seen it

[@levaann]

he's basically Norm the genie from Fairly Odd Parents.

[@willhuey]

Or the djinn from the wishmaster movies

[@rodeorhagebuenafe5056]

"uh hey man" *turns into a hay man*

[@evaparks5890]

Dang. This SCP will make its victims wish,they never had a friend like him.

[@IamEL1979]

That was so stupid it was funny lol.

[@nathanielbass771]

funnily enough, according to mythology, djinn are usually evil spirits who enjoy causing mischief and pain, some of which were imprisoned for their crimes.

[@CleoPhoenixRT]

"sorry kid! no refunds" lol Someone should wish for the genie's freedom so he can live out his dream of being a used car salesman.

[@gbishel]

You are granted with "genie free doom"

[@jerrycurie8689]

The animation, storytelling and intrigue of these stories keep getting better. Seriously, these fuel my week and i look forward to them every saturday/sunday. Thank you.

[@bostonbilly7725]

I agree ❤❤

[@ismaelgingles9409]

What is the music playing at 7:43 I would love to know

[@Isosceles371]

Finally a thumbnail that doesn’t involve a MOUTH!! Thank you!!!

[@jackknifer1]

Are there more tests done with this SCP? I feel there is potential for additional tests to get interesting results like: - A very articulated, well made and super specific wish - Repeat the same wish twice to check if you get the same results - Wish on behalf of someone else - Wish for a specific SPC to Die or disappear (maybe is an effective way to get rid of SCPs that are hard to kill?) - Wish for the genie to tell more about himself - Wish for the genie to be nice and caring - Wish to become a genie - etc etc.

[@chromemaskqurae1222]

' This Scp reminds me of a ai art generator... You have to be specific and be careful what you write or you might not get what you wanted. ' - Chrome

[@hush6149]

A new life seems like a win ngl. You’re technically not a D class anymore and you can relieve your past years, maybe without memory but if you did something aweful enough to wind up there then it seems like a desirable fate.

[@DrGandW]

An anomalously birthed baby born in a foundation probably isn't going to live a regular life

[@RedwolfDogrocket]

WISHMASTER is an excellent film that plays on this brilliantly. Lots of horror effects but spectacular too for its time.

[@gmork1090]

Loved the first 2. Especially the first.

[@hlantian7563]

I expected the "read minds" guy to be able to read minds - but because there are no minds that he can see, he also can't read any.

[@Ishtarru]

*Thief wishes to be rich* Me: Very well, your name is now Richard. *Thief dies from becoming too vitamin-rich* Me: Or that.

[@user-kp4ix9rs1d]

I love these videos thank you dr.Bob for all the effort you put into these

[@bitters879]

I agree, Dr. Bob is so great to us 💙

[@toothlessblue]

Why not try and get the genie to tell you about himself? "I wish to know all there is to know about you and the lamp"

[@Raximus3000]

*Tell With the addition of a a description of a normal way of speaking and maybe ask as few things as possible. That would just make a persons brain explode from the information.

[@meteorwalkergg]

Lifetime of just shadowing the genie, as a ghost-like immortal No one can hear or see you, including the genie

[@maniacsmaxs6815]

The disappointing genie: Transports the lamp into your brain killing instantly.

[@szonator]

It's a genie from slavic myths. In slavic myths they always were behaving like that.

[@ZuluBill]

Please don't give up on us Dr Bob... We still love your SCP videos...😊

[@Aerex12]

Its funny because this feels more accurate to what a Djin or Genie would actual do in the mythology.

[@TheConspiredOne]

Genie comes from the word Djinn originally.

[@RAPTOR948]

What surprises me is that the researchers haven't bothered to actually make a wish to change the Genie.

[@mrsheldon9134]

I think he would just swap himself with a fake toy genie figurine and leave forever, causing the Foundation to lose an SCP.

[@RAPTOR948]

@@mrsheldon9134 I mean, it would require specific wording. "I wish you would be more like the Robin Williams portrayal of a Genie like in Disney's Aladdin, more friendly and more aware of the context of the wish being made by someone, and not so maliciously literal."

[@PotentFrost]

​@@RAPTOR948Probably why the SCP causes you to mess up when speaking to it. So what would happen is that you'll be like "I wish I was more like Robin Williams" and then you'll kill yourself.

[@pugofwarbr]

@@PotentFrost or that episode of family guy where everything Peter touches become Robin Willians.

[@thecircleoft.e.d2121]

I wonder how effective that would even be: "Genie, I wish you'd stop being such an asshole" being taken extremely literally, I would imagine probably resulting in the person making the wish no longer having an asshole.

[@MrBelles104]

"I wish to have one American dollar" Genie gives a dollar that blows up in my hand. "I wish to have one American dollar that will not harm me physically, emotionally, or in any other way" Genie gives a dollar that makes everyone in the room except for me drop dead. "I wish to have one American dollar that will not harm *_anyone_* physically, emotionally, or in any other way" Genie gives a dollar, that turns to dust in seconds. "I wish to have one non anomalous American dollar that will not harm anyone physically, emotionally, or in any other way, that lasts as long as any other" I get a dollar that lasts, finally. Later I check my bank account. Balance? Empty. The Genie literally made me have 1 dollar to my name and only 1. "I wish to gain one non anomalous American dollar that will not harm anyone physically, emotionally, or in any other way, that lasts as long as any other and will not effect my current net worth" Nothing happens. It must not be giving me the money immediately. "I wish to *_immediately_* gain one non anomalous American dollar that will not harm anyone physically, emotionally, or in any other way, that lasts as long as any other and will not effect my current net worth" And I bet the genie will continue to have some stupid loophole.

[@omegaultramax]

>last sentence >gives you one continental dollar from the US revolution.

[@spaceengineeringempire4086]

@@omegaultramax if it’s not a replica then that continental dollar is worth a lot

[@omegaultramax]

@@spaceengineeringempire4086 replica (its just a slip of paper with the art of the continental dollar on it)

[@thorveim1174]

how about "I wish to obtain an american dollar with all the properties I intend it to have and no other property"? That way the genie is forced to act upon your intent, not just your sentence. in fact thats the best way to form a wish i think: force your actual intent to be a parameter of the wish.

[@omegaultramax]

@@thorveim1174 Interpreted as the letter i's interpretation. That being nothing, since the letter i is an inanimate object at most.

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

I like that this video focused more on analysing the SCP than the intro story.

[@AnymMusic]

it seems that Josephi Krakowski has moved from his Flex Tape gig to becoming a genie. good on him

[@tofu_max4420]

im glad im not the only person who caught that 🤣

[@braedenmclean5304]

Juntrun the jeenine

[@GDO9099]

I love the idea of the traditional genie lamp story but using some modern lamp and it being way in the past so they see the lamp and just have absolutely no clue wtf it is lol

[@professormikeoxlong]

I mean... this could provide extremely useful. Say, the guy reading minds, from now on, they maybe could translate any text, even form anomalous sources, like alien languages, by just bringing him in and making him read text written on some other D-class's forehead. The rapid muscle regeneration could have been utilized for feeding certain SCPs and maybe even humans and animals.

[@Megamanthemachine]

The muscle regeneration would be if the scp foundation knew how to properly contain his dna and his crazy muscle growth it didn’t stop.

[@mariox204]

As other guy mentioned they have an forgotten language simbol in the forehead of an SCP already, SCP-073 Cain

[@pavy415]

You cannibal

[@MTdaBlacking]

I thought this was going to be about the other genie-based SCP, SCP-1481, but this is less heartbreaking than that one.

[@Migolcow]

Zero Gravity Woman probably got off best. She'll have to exercise a lot to make up for the muscle lack of use, but just a few cans of aerosol or such to spray means she can effectively fly...indoors. There'd also be the option of figuring out how much weight she can carry, a simple weighted suit might give her some normalcy if so.

[@jimmiedmc1]

Most likely what ever wieghted item she picks up would be cancelled out by her zero gravity she's going to need a chain

[@Migolcow]

@@jimmiedmc1 if that was the case there's all kinds of physics hijinks the foundation can use her for.

[@VikingTeddy]

No she didn't. She can never go outside, and being weightless will cause serious health issues, eventually leading to death. She's screwed. The lucky ones are mind-reader and poop identifier.

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

​@@VikingTeddyAbsolutely true.

[@gmork1090]

The mind reader can be the most important and richest person in the linguistics world for decoding all ancient forgotten languages.

[@samnieuwenhuis5555]

3:05 That's a very nice Robin Williams impression! Well done!

[@CallMeKevan]

Some of those abilities can be useful in other ways than intended. If a guy has the ability to understand ANY writing that's on a person's head, it could be very useful for translating unknown languages or text from other SCP's by just tattooing the unknown text onto another D-class's head.

[@sethkipkoros9295]

Finally a Dr Bob video to make my day on this cold July winter

[@_ChunkyTheHamster]

Bro July is summer

[@gligia4405]

Where are you

[@Laesis]

​@@_ChunkyTheHamsterAre you stupid? In the Southern hemisphere it's currently winter because the seasons are "reversed" there, compared to the Northern hemisphere.

[@sethkipkoros9295]

I'm in southern Africa

[@_ChunkyTheHamster]

Yeah but it’s summer for everyone

[@BeeWaifu]

13:46 Nanomachines, son.

[@kraven1903]

Bob blessing us with another video. It feels like forever since I watched your second video as it came out🙏 I’ll keep watching as long as you want to keep going

[@NekoTamer15]

Genie, I am disappoint. Not at your wish granting but your ability to define. Being weightless is not flying!

[@trickygamer555]

It is kind of

[@CrystalDevs]

How I was able to be apart of this great channel because of an instinct to search you up, I’ve been here since the start and these videos just keep better and better.

[@joshwright4799]

@CrystalDevs what if beavis & butthead meets scp-4035?

[@xxmansoorxx2000]

I remember he had less than 10 videos when I subbed I agree this channel is very cool

[@janusyvans6846]

This kind of reminds me of Fairly Odd Parents, where a Genie gave misinterpreted wishes to Timmy similar to this SCP. The only way Timmy was able to deal with said Genie is by hiring a lawyer-fairy to properly grant his wish through a contract.

[@gmork1090]

At that point you are basically going from wish granting to a demonic pact.

[@menace-gamingvideos6527]

8:10 of course it's Dandelion messing with genies again

[@BZHAR12]

he probably wished for more woman

[@sonicgen20]

I’m sure the genie is intentionally making it so the wisher doesn’t get what they want.

[@DanielleIned-zh4qg]

Thank you for bringing us you're content

[@Kyleeliasdonovan]

I feel like they would want to observe the genie for as long as they could, so if he disappears immediately after a wish, what happens if you just stand there and say nothing?

[@theomaid]

Turns you INTO NOTHINGGGGGG

[@jalyn1551]

Someone just told me the grimace shake is now a Euclid scp

[@susansusan6612]

Djinn were never known to be what we consider friendly. When it comes to magic and wish granting, be prepared to give as good as the things you ask for... in other words, NOTHING is free, everything has a price.

[@Lutherstrode17492]

Not really. Genies are neutral. They can be good, and they can be bad

[@susansusan6612]

@@Lutherstrode17492 so I've heard, but I have never heard any good stories about them.

[@CallMeKevan]

@@susansusan6612 Probably because the good ones don't get sealed away in lamps and made to grant wishes.

[@rashiro7262]

Whoever wrote this SCP wasn't very imaginative, because the d-class woman who got anti-gravity is actually super useful. You only have to give her weighted clothes and you have a super lightweight person who can jump unnaturally high, drop from great heights without injury and run really fast. And by adjusting the weights you can adjust how much down to Earth she is. Or attach a drone to her, and now she can literally fly.

[@anthonynewmaningressman]

Thing is, Rick and Marty covered this with Jerry in a sense and all it would take is a failure to make this fatal.

[@detectivetap9119]

Just send her to my hero academy she'll work it out

[@mroffice8166]

@@detectivetap9119 My SCP Bootcamp

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

I feel like one person out of many being written in a way you disagree with isn't fair to call the author(s) unimaginative. To get this far they required enough imagination.

[@usb6000]

What happens if you say "I want a sandwich". I would probably get a witch made of sand and that would kill me.

[@rileymiller3154]

The researcher after the first D-class made a mistake Researcher "great now we got someone who can say what crapped where who's damn idea was it to send that one in unprepared"

[@mgkiryuu]

I love the humor in this one a lot. And at 20 mins :) Love it.

[@serpentinious7745]

Has no one ever used their wish to ask the genie to "explain yourself"?

[@sayanbiswasfuoff]

I would say give me a sketchbook that can fulfill any wishes of my choice

[@thestickmansavioryt1941]

*[ Defines the word "yourself." ]*

[@serpentinious7745]

@@thestickmansavioryt1941 Curses! Lol

[@gmork1090]

It doesn't consider those wishes and will weasel out of saying anything useful about itself. This thing goes out of its way to make you regret interacting with it.

[@hhds113]

@@sayanbiswasfuoff Most likely probably turns you into a sketchbook.

[@HDonkeyTS]

Something gruesome just come to my mind about the third experiment (with the muscle regeneration): The heart is a muscle too. His hard probably suffocated him/got punctured by breaking ribs.

[@mizu7662]

The guy who got the power to magically know everything about shit he looks at was really lucky.

[@Bulbasaur617]

I knew that there's gonna be a genie SCP somewhere in the files. Looks like this SCP is that.

[@-haclong2366]

SCP-1481

[@Strigon008]

Damn, 20 whole minutes? This'll be good.

[@princemafia5550]

Thats the point. The theme is “ be careful what you wish for” You could wish for immortality and you could get a box named immorality in return in which anything put inside is immortal 😂 You could wish for super powers like super speed and the genie will turn you into light, fulfilling your wish and effectively killing you in the process. You could wish for love and the genie might give you a second heart.

[@originalprecursor]

I thought of something like placing a big rock on the floor in the test chamber. Then tell the genie to turn that rock into the metal element gold. However, it seems to me that this guy has no real interest in improving anyone's life. Thus I wonder, even if you were to write 4 paragraphs of explanation it still wouldn't matter.

[@Aedrion-]

I thought about the Immortality wish and thought: "This is probably pretty fool-proof." Until I realised that it might not stop the body ageing but simply make you unable to die. So you'd end up a skeleton, unable to move, unable to scream and even if the Foundation tried to end your suffering, you'd be unable to die.

[@theomaid]

​@Aedrion- However it has to happen. I wish for the power to keep Simon safe 😊

[@mroffice8166]

@@theomaid "Granted, but you have no control of the power and it only activates arbitrarily once every million years and affects a random person, animal, or object on earth named Simon"

[@DiscoTimelordASD]

What a fantastic SCP. Thanks for covering it👍

[@seanmcfadden3712]

I wonder what the genie would do if someone said "Alakazam" in his presence. Wait ... Maybe that's where SCP-5254 came from.

[@richhutnik2477]

There is that time someone made a request of Dr. Bob and ended up having an eternity of Dr. Bob KZbin content they were required to watch. The SCP Foundation provided it to Dr. Bob so the Doc could go on vacation from time to time.

[@vladspellbinder]

The depths of human stupidly don't amaze me anymore, as I've seen far too many stupid "smart" people. I guess it just proves that Intelligence and Wisdom are indeed separate things. Thanks for the video Dr Bob.

[@user-mf3en9so9m]

What if, now hear me out, you get lawyers?

[@mothballers]

gotta be honest, the "i dunno" one made me laugh

[@rafsan1578]

Well, now we know the difference between 'genie of the oil lamp' and the 'genie of the electric lamp'😂😂

[@jkonvikt8083]

Im surprised the genie isnt eating the lamp. In all seriousness i love your content. I also understand its probably easier/cheaper to use the same format for thumbnails but i do love the unique thumbnails.

[@Nerobyrne]

yeah this has been annoying me too

[@haseo8244]

I would had said a certain thing of certain size x feet away from me.

[@marissamitchell6700]

Moral of the story be very specific when accounting with a genie

[@NiceDiggz]

Or just leave

[@alexanderrosario8569]

My dude just wanted to find love and be loved and the genie just out right killed him 😅

[@GodKoalaa]

Ain't no way Will Smith is an SCP 💀

[@kofiwoodroffe3125]

You need to consult a contract lawyer to go over your wish first before using this spc lol

[@AliensComeback]

I laughed watching this! :3 A funny SCP with a literal taste.

[@Squiglediqk]

And I do love all ur videos and it makes me learn more about scps bc I am obsessed with learning about them

[@sethkipkoros9295]

Keep up the good work Dr Bob

[@Minboelf]

seems like being chainsaw man in this universe seems to be a bad thing

[@Lutherstrode17492]

Well yeah. The actual Chainsaw Man is a devil-human hybrid that can survive his transformation. The D-class tho, not so much

[@Avigorus]

Counting starting with the thumb, daring lol Also ngl I love the theory of Aladdin being post-apocalyptic to explain Genie's knowledge...

[@Casper_605]

Love your videos

[@kipnaku]

i would love to see how saying just the word “immortality” would go with this genie.

[@thestickmansavioryt1941]

Maybe it'll modify cells into painfully regenerating eternally

[@Megamanthemachine]

I’d say just say one word it will never mis interpret mastery meaning that your in control and have mastered what you wish the genie can’t fuck with you or mess you up even if it was literal you can’t be harmed you will always be in control nothing forced and it doesn’t have risks imagine being in information technology or a doctor can’t mess it up it will only help you lmao.

[@theomaid]

You'd live forever. But what does it mean to be alive/dead? Maybe he would keep your conscience alive/trapped, but your body would die.

[@mroffice8166]

@@Megamanthemachine "Granted, I have given you mastery. Of what? Nothing. You are a master at doing nothing"

[@mroffice8166]

"Granted, you will be immortal in the historical sense. You will always be remembered as that one guy that messed up on a work interview so absolutely that you caused ww3"

[@SpicyClover]

who the hell wished to be chainsaw man?

[@RubyKing1997]

Some weeb

[@calamityjehn]

"Genie I wish for your freedom"

[@britishperson1]

i love this genie "uh hey man" *scarecrow*

[@Kernwadi]

"Grass is blue." -Bilbo Baggins

[@serpentinious7745]

So what happens if a non sentient robot puts a bulb in the lamp. And then a chat bot speaks with the genie?

[@Megamanthemachine]

Dead ass the only way to actually be productive is to not talk at all and have it be pre recorded but it’s a jerk and very hateful so it will maybe try to twist it.

[@Megamanthemachine]

Or maybe simply say the word mastery but have the robot say it for you don’t talk now whatever your good at your perfect it literally means complete control over what your good at.

[@serpentinious7745]

@humblecosmas7729 If the message is pre-recorded, he could just go for whoever made the recording. But a chat bot acts on its own while still lacking self-awareness.

[@serpentinious7745]

Maybe it turns out being summoned without a master sets him free to reek havoc? Um... oops 😳

[@serpentinious7745]

@@Megamanthemachine or he makes it so you have to do whatever anyone else tells you. Granting you "mastery" by giving you masters.

[@michaelpoku3667]

I love these videos thanks ❤

[@ellis7622]

Thanks doc

[@folsomforge6232]

The zero gravity one actually isnt that bad if she has some sort of prepulsion on hand, like compressed air, rockets, or literally just heavy stuff in her pockets that she can throw, like with some tweaking thats a halfway decent ability

[@theomaid]

Or maybe a grapple hook

[@folsomforge6232]

@@theomaid that and all of her pockets filled with chunks of something heavy like iron, lead or bismuth and she would at least be able to get around with some practice

[@hhds113]

Not that bad? She can never go outside ever again. And one person commented that her zero gravity no matter what she touches cancels out. Unless she's inside a building.

[@theomaid]

@@hhds113 She can go outside. She's just barely hovering above the ground. With a long stick, I'm sure she would be able to pull herself around

[@folsomforge6232]

@@hhds113 first off your taking this too seriously, 2nd off i meant like in context, relatively. look at how everyone else turned out with their wishes, she is alive and navigation, although difficult, would be possible

[@ThatBlankDragon]

this genie is a lot like the genie from ninjago.

[@SanguiniusLordofBaal]

"You can wish it all away!"

[@ThatOneCarrot_]

"Sorry kid, no refunds!" Bro's Mr. Krabs 😂

[@ashleyr6809]

Not only should you be careful for what you wish but also be specific.

[@pokefan-ix7sh]

scp 4035 object class: safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4035 is to be kept within a standard containment chamber guarded by at least one member of site security at all times. Testing involving SCP-4035 must be approved and supervised by a minimum of 1 Level 3 personnel. SCP-4035’s containment chamber is to be regularly stocked with working lightbulbs for testing purposes. Description: SCP-4035 is a table lamp with a stained glass patterned lampshade and an iron base. SCP-4035 does not appear to have any form of wiring or electrical components within it, other than a standard lightbulb socket. Despite this, lightbulbs inserted into SCP-4035 produce light as expected, albeit with a blue hue. Following the insertion of a lightbulb, a gaseous humanoid entity will apparate from within SCP-4035. This entity, referred to as SCP-4035-1, has the appearance of a balding Caucasian male between the ages of 40 and 50, wearing a patchy brown suit coat. The legs and abdomen of SCP-4035-1 appear as a cloudy blue gas that leads within SCP-4035. SCP-4035 often manifests smoking a large cigar, although this cigar produces no heat or smoke. When SCP-4035-1 manifests, it will direct its attention towards the individual who placed the lightbulb inside of SCP-4035. SCP-4035-1 will introduce itself to the subject1, and inquire whether the subject would like to purchase an unknown product. Inquiries into the nature of this product or SCP-4035 itself have met with failure. Once the subject verbally responds to SCP-4035-1 in any manner, the subject will gain a biological modification or anomalous ability directly correlating with how the subject responded to SCP-4035-1. SCP-4035-1 will treat any verbal communication as an answer to its inquiry, whether it was a statement, a separate inquiry, or a non sequitur. This occurs whether the subject was responding to SCP-4035-1's inquiry or not. Due to this, received abilities are often described by their recipients as "lackluster" or "disappointing." Often, these abilities are severely detrimental to the subject and cause them severe harm. Following the subject receiving these abilities, SCP-4035-1 will quickly recede back into SCP-4035, with the lightbulb violently exploding upon its entrance. If the subject attempts to contact SCP-4035-1 again, a voice will emanate from SCP-4035 stating, "Sorry kid, no refunds." Addendum 1: The following are several testing logs to determine the extent of SCP-4035-1’s abilities. Testing Log 4035-1 Researcher: Dr. Bannock Subject: D-4088 Statement: Subject was instructed to request “Telepathic abilities” from SCP-4035-1. Upon manifestation of SCP-4035-1, subject instead exclaimed, “What kinda shit is this?” Resulting Ability: Subject was able to identify the chemical composition of all types of feces, as well as the creature it originated from. Testing Log 4035-2 Researcher: Dr. Bannock Subject: D-1433 Statement: Subject was instructed to request “Telepathic abilities” from SCP-4035-1. Upon manifestation, subject asked SCP-4035-1 to “be able to read minds.” Resulting Ability: Testing showed that D-1433 had not developed telepathic abilities, and was held until further notice. It was found several weeks later that the subject had gained the ability to understand any form of writing, under the condition that it was written onto the forehead of a living being. This was discovered after a violent altercation when the subject revealed to D-3475 that the tattoo of Chinese characters on his forehead read “Cuban butter mustache.” Testing Log 4035-3 Researcher: Dr. Bannock Subject: D-0672 Statement: Subject was instructed to request “Muscle regeneration” from SCP-4035-1. Subject requested this without issue. Resulting Ability: Once SCP-4035-1 demanifested, D-0672 was provided a standard pocket knife and instructed to injure himself. Upon the knife piercing D-0672's arm, subject’s muscular system began to swell and multiply to approximately 245% of its original size. Subject began showing signs of extreme distress until his vital signs ceased three seconds later. Autopsy revealed no abnormalities and the corpse was incinerated. Testing Log 4035-4 Researcher: Dr. Bannock Subject: D-1899 Statement: Subject was instructed to request “flight” from SCP-4035-1. Subject requested this without issue. Resulting Ability: Subject appears to be unaffected by Earth’s gravitational pull. Subject does not appear to to able to control their flight, only being able to propel herself by pushing off of solid structures. Testing Log 4035-5 Researcher: None Subject: Junior Researcher Jacobson Statement: This was an unauthorized usage of SCP-4035. Security footage shows Junior Researcher Jacobson entering SCP-4035’s containment chamber and requesting SCP-4035-1 to “make him more attractive.” Resulting Ability: Footage shows that after the demanifestation of SCP-4035-1, Jacobson suddenly impacted the wall of the containment chamber with a large amount of force, suffering a severe spinal fracture. During post-incident analysis, it was found that Jacobson's epidermis had gained properties similar to that of a high powered magnet. Jacobson remained alive for approximately two hours before succumbing to his injuries. Once total brain death occurred, Jacobson's corpse lost all anomalous properties, and was incinerated as per protocol. Addendum 2: After extensive testing with SCP-4035, it has been found that while in proximity to the object, sapient beings are more likely to experience sudden speech problems such as parapraxis2 or signs of ankyloglossia.3 Studies have revealed that subjects communicating within approximately 20 meters of SCP-4035 are 68% more likely to experience parapraxis, which often results in unintended modifications when speaking with SCP-4035-1. Further research into this effect is currently ongoing. All further testing is to be recorded in Experiment Log-4035.

[@RikaMiarunua]

I was wondering if the Jinn's affects are also subject to written wishes or sign language. I have been an avid D&D player and am very aware of how things can easily be twisted. This is why I wonder about the other forms of communications used. Also, I wonder what would happen if you had introduced the Jinn to the Plague doctor. Or for that fact an animal that does not speak the human language such as a dolphin. I personally would request the fallowing: "Wish 1: 1 Complete comprehensive autobiography of the entity giving these 3 wishes, that can not be distorted or altered from my intent. Wish 2: That the entity giving these 3 wishes, Actively give an earnest effort to become my friend and share in experiences that the both of us would enjoy. Wish 3: I want to know what the entity that is giving these 3 wishes, would wish for themselves and why; this way depending on the entity's wish and explanation, I may willingly of my own chosen intent- choose to or not to give my 3rd wish to the entity." TOP THAT YOU GUYS! I challenge you to find Fault in this.

[@PotentFrost]

This genie only grants one wish and causes you to mess up while speaking to it.

[@shawnbinpg1]

Been watching for a year keep up the grind w videos

[@WesternCommie]

Someone needs to wish the genie was free or something. Sounds like he needs a vacation.

[@ismaelgingles9409]

Love your videos 📹 ❤ you are an amazing doctor 😁

[@ilaptop3351]

Wow you are at over a million subs. I remember you commenting on a video from one the other scp channels advertising your channel and you were under a 100 subs. Your channel blew up man.

[@urlocalfemboy324]

Yay finally my over explaining of stuff will come In use

[@Skyypixelgamer]

See this is the reason why ever sense I watched Aladdin at the age of like 5 I made these scenarios in my head where I had to think of every trick in the book a genie might use to ruin a wish and mention those when making said wish.

[@alijabbar5794]

I really want to see more of these tests !

[@vincentparadis3438]

Being able to identifie where any poop come from is not that bad. He would be good at track down animal.

[@dads6889]

This sounds more like a djiin than a genie. Djiin twist your words to backfire.

[@o1-1system83]

Nice a new dr bob video