SCP Global Occult Coalition Explained (SCP Animation)

[@flynnscommentary9353]

Scp: research the anomaly Serpents hand: release the anomaly Chaos: steal the anomaly GOC : feed the anomaly my bullets

[@lucasthehedgehog799]

You: THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[@elduquecaradura1468]

Wich it's funny because in scp 5000 the Fundation realize we are all... "Scp"? And start terminating us, and the GOC did his best to protect the remaining scps (human kind)

[@reinazer379]

@@elduquecaradura1468 they actually didnt know why foundation decided to wipe out humanity nor everyone else so they just realised that foundation now is a threat

[@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331]

UIU: scp but poor

[@IkarusFD]

UIU:feed myself to the anomalies

[@phoenixxkn5555]

“If you ain’t normal, no need to be formal!” *pulls trigger*

[@attresplanet3338]

Yes

[@-notbeingworkedon-3255]

E

[@minestar2247]

🔪

[@christopherkidwell9817]

Except who gets to decide what is 'normal'? It could very well be that the SCP's are the normal and the other people are the abnormal in this universe, with the GOC simply getting the ones that 'pop up on the radar'.

[@minestar2247]

@@christopherkidwell9817 yes it's the scp point of view like the ex scp

[@HeylookbuddyImanengineerThatme]

SCP Foundation: this SCP is classified as Euclid GOC: what are you talking about? It is clearly neutralized

[@breachedrealities4440]

I read the GOC part in a Russian accent.

[@tiffanyz1362]

@@breachedrealities4440 *G O C*

[@ricardohoang8452]

@@breachedrealities4440 The Russian cowboys 🤣

[@breachedrealities4440]

@@ricardohoang8452 true

[@baconlovingvampire4523]

Perfect

[@syauqilintang4970]

Scp: "yo y'all want to destroy an anomaly right?" Goc: "exactly" Scp: **gives scp 682* Scp: *"have fun"*

[@floodcarrierform1308]

underrated.

[@sidestides8504]

Stolen

[@rickrolld1367]

GOC 1 day later: Hey SCP, let's have a stakeout, I brought some meat SCP: This is good meat, where did you get it? GOC: From the carcass of the LTE you gave us SCP: Excuse me, how the fuck did you manage to do that?!

[@itscznben8728]

@@rickrolld1367 wtf is a lte

[@jamescoop8979]

You know...even 682 could overindulge in C4....Just saying..

[@graveboi9710]

SCP: “Why did you kiII those boats?” GOC : “They were...disgusting...”

[@idiot_idahoan2298]

GOC : "And we took that personally."

[@Kisskissgirz]

Nice reference

[@globaloccuiltcoalition4908]

I just recently watched pawtrol

[@globaloccuiltcoalition4908]

@Gemmariah Beadle HEY GUMMY BEAR DUM DUM

[@eruiluvatar7155]

*Looks at the Lizard* "Do you know those guys by any chance..?"

[@taylorcentauri8641]

GOC: Destroy all anomalies! SCP: We got you something 682: *containment breach noises* SCP: Have fun.

[@w1ndgeneral226]

GOC: *"YOU TOLD US YOU KILLED THAT THING!"*

[@amazing-medo3883]

Well they did.A LOT

[@krivjeto]

Freez it and nuke it to sun xD

[@notsooriginalmapper267]

GOC: fires lasers, uses orange suits and sends it to the fricking sun.

[@marciaadrienesoaresvieira9666]

@@krivjeto no. I nid a black hole

[@sangkim6556]

GOC when they see an scp: you know the rules, and so do I, say goodbye

[@samuelwang8036]

Ok

[@ppavankumar2903]

Meanwhile on buzztube:- scp's rickrolled

[@minestar2247]

Goc dont see scp they see te

[@sangkim6556]

@@minestar2247 same thing

[@heyitsjustjacob5308]

haha the laughter

[@DakuJTenshi]

Fun fact: The scp foundation and the GOC are actually known for "trading" anomalies. The SCP foundation as many would know is possibly the most powerful anomaly related group in the world even compared to the GOC so Whenever the GOC can't handle a certain amomoly they willingly give it to the SCP Foundation. Whenever the SCP foundation needs an anomaly taken care of when they don't have the man power the request the help of the GOC. Pretty funny honestly

[@CristyTato]

the MC&D might actually be stronger than the foundation in anomalous means

[@AlbertWesker-vm1pp]

I’m fighting the GOC scp-682

[@InsanityVirus]

Is there a story about the GOC fucking around with 682?

[@jonathonshoats562]

​@@InsanityVirus yes it's when they nuke him

[@dessirangelova2676]

​@@InsanityVirusther was a tale where they nuked 682 turning it into Godzilla (it ended with a pacific rim battle)

[@ro-uq2uu]

SCP Foundation: contain scps Serpent hand: normalise scp’s chaos insurgency: ??? global occult coalition: P e r i s h .

[@sagetheassassin3192]

I love SCP to my core

[@SCP--pr1yd]

Chaos insurgency uses scps as tools

[@chuugumis]

chaos insurgency: take back what the foundation “stole”

[@minestar2247]

The idéologie differse a lot

[@redpipola]

CI: Weaponise SCPs.

[@randombaseddude9726]

G.O.C: destroys the boat girlfriend. Boat:* crashes into the G.O.C ship at supersonic speeds* G.O.C: well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

[@ricardohoang8452]

SCP-1609: *laughters* OF COURSE

[@thedirector9871]

The foundation: We totally didnt do anything to 066 to make it hostile

[@arkazz1813]

we call this "karma" :)

[@youtubeguy5454]

The thing is, do the COMMERCIAL BOATS/CRUISE BOATS HAVE TORPEDOS? NOOOOOOOOO. THE BOAT DID THAT OUT OF REVENGE

[@taxevasion0336]

It irritated me when the narrator said the boats had potential to do that. Like yes they did have the potential but they had no reason to and would have ignored any harassments until you KILL ONE OF THE OTHER BOATS

[@fox5animations790]

The most far fetched part about this fictional universe is that the UN Security Council would actually help prevent a war

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

Don't be too Sure

[@joshuakim5240]

To be fair, it's shown that they're not succeeding at war prevention by any means despite their "best" efforts...making it the most realistic depiction of a UN security council ever written.

[@yoshypl9901]

They are used in a wrong way. Their job is to maintain peace, but they are often sent to placed where there is no peace to keep

[@astrisperspecto4130]

Sentient and humanoid SCPs learning about the GOC would try their best to get rid of them and any other similar organisation, despite some of them are more about keeping everybody as safe as possible. If I'd be an anomaly, I'd tried my best to stay either at a SCP foundation side than meeting members of the GOC

[@lostonearth7856]

Well actually the thing with the UN Security Council is that it's not that they aren't helping in the efforts in perving wars but are more like brayed under politics and revile ideologies that are present in the United Nations from Liberal Democratic counties to the Authoritarian nation states. Not to mention for some reason, people expect the UN Security Council to do stuff they were never meant for and made to do like for example, counter-terror operations in Mali and having the power to retaliate against nations who are breaking international law as international law is not a law but more like a guide line for Countries to follow as once again, the United Nations was never given the power to enforce international law.

[@danconti5984]

GOC: I look into its eyes, I see nothing but murder and destruction...It must die. SCP-999: holding a spongebob figure while watching Blues Clues.

[@Wowagreenhat]

Bro liked his own comment 😂😂

[@ZeGamerZ-]

@@Wowagreenhatso?

[@MishaBrunson-u7t]

Yep

[@ThePawsketeer]

But 999 is considered an NTE (Non Threat Entity) so 999 is safe from the GOC’s grasp to what I’ve heard

[@rafaelmedina6342]

@@ThePawsketeer No SCP is safe from the GOC

[@freezingjazzy]

GOC is the embodiment of "So anyway I started blasting."

[@somerandomorphan2631]

The GOC general is Danny devto

[@scigengurl]

Freezing Jazzy your comment is underrated

[@georgesmithpatton6382]

They're the *loads MLG with religious intent**

[@freezingjazzy]

@animefurriesweebs are trash It's not Diginrate. It's Digorno.

[@sta5011]

Or the literal definition of the meme

[@gianttacogod]

Fun fact: Dr clef used to be a GOC operative before resigning and joining the scp foundation.

[@hamzamalik7851]

Yeah agent ukele

[@hamzamalik7851]

It's like ukelele

[@jacobsheehan9715]

My foundation oc dr thyme finds out about this: Clef tell me what you know about the g.o.c.

[@ithielpitt7525]

Wonder why

[@littlebaldedone]

@@ithielpitt7525 one tale says that he has a daughter who is an SCP, he joined the foundation to protect her from killing her.

[@mimi8559]

"who shoot first and ask questions later" Sounds like ntf in secret lab

[@peanutjesus7884]

True

[@joe_mmamaa]

Sounds like cops in GTA V

[@ppavankumar2903]

@@joe_mmamaa why did I move here ? I guess it was the cops

[@theghoulnoah6076]

Bruh how are going to get answers if you fucking kill them

[@SamHowell7582]

Or american police in real life

[@inurokuwarz]

I'd kind of love an XCOM style game where you play as the GOC. You'd have to deploy ground teams to engage TE's, with SCP agents occasionally interfering with your missions.

[@civilsecuritylite12054]

Eh, I'd like the opposite to happen with the SCP Agents and Operatives against GOC Forces that occasionally show up to terminate the Target (the SCP) that you are trying to contain in the first place. As not every anomaly in the SCP universe can be destroyed, or best be destroyed as shown as the chair.

[@Sir_Guardus]

@@civilsecuritylite12054The chair only happened because they tossed it in a wood chipper not the incinerator there were other Weird wooden anomalies that were dangerous and guess what their all dead. Never to harm a human again as they are cinders.

[@ScreamMario]

What are TE's?

[@Captain_Nova16]

@@ScreamMario Threat Entities, the GOC’s name that they use instead of SCP

[@LoganProbablynot-ef1tw]

@@Captain_Nova16*usually use It’s only for the dangerous ones. Which are most of them. On a more unrelated note, I would also like this game.

[@kyawthu755]

SCP-999 The purest and most wholesome being to ever exist Only wants to make friends with everyone Gives hugs and eats candy Cures depression and PTSD Turns the violent beings into happy beings GOC: It has to die

[@icantcomeupwithagoodusername24]

No they forgot the strategic use as it could help their troops when dealing with severe physiological problems

[@anothertarnishedone5960]

And maybe the only way of defeating one of the most dangerous and powerful cosmic entities.

[@mitragermainstitut6732]

Probably no but if so GOC: *Trying To Kill 999* 999: daddy, help. Scarlet King: *So You Have Chosen Death-* Plus the earth is gone

[@ricardohoang8452]

GOC: Because his mother is SCP 231-7 so it has to die!

[@ricardohoang8452]

@/\/\/\Hornet gamer Yeah it's pretty terrifying! It just needs to hug there

[@adrianjivan2831]

Dude: Innocently snaps a photo of two GOCs arguing GOC Agent: Literally rips his phone in half

[@jaytoplay0]

He was recording it

[@wilsonno9675]

Asshole GOC destroyed my phone, can't have shit here at Site-19.

[@haydenlee4804]

3:20

[@residentofthisplace7860]

Is no one gonna mention the fact that a dude just straight up ripped a phone in half with his bare hands

[@ilkkarautio2449]

^ Ive broken bulletproof glass with just a golf club. Anything is possible with brute force, right angle and bad temper.

[@ComicalRealm]

SCP: We would like to research these anomalies. GOC: RESEARCH THEIR CORPSES

[@kamanashiskar9203]

Live research gives in better results.

[@mhollis1989]

To be fair, some SCPs ARE corpses.

[@disc1142]

GOC: research deez nuts lmao

[@WinterKitsune9915]

Yes

[@sans4132]

@@mhollis1989 Ikr like The living Room place its made out of Human flesh and bone

[@JohnZaun]

The GOC and the SCP Foundation are really Yin to one another's Yang. Neither philosophy seems to be 100% right at all times and even in the case of 682 the Foundation even acknowledges this, but if the two organizations were to merge and try and be more critical then we would likely have a much more perfect organization.

[@silentwalker434]

This might sound crazy but I think an organization that's sorta a mix of the Foundation, the GOC, the Serpent's Hand and the Chaos Insurgency would be pretty interesting.

[@humanperson3871]

@@silentwalker434 SCP-6001 is something like that

[@rishanfaruquetahim8325]

What the hell are you talking about?😤

[@camera2178]

ever heard of SCP-1730?

[@LoganProbablynot-ef1tw]

I’d like that. No more fighting with our equals, but instead cooperation. I love democracy.

[@JCDenton2012Modder]

SCP Foundation, "You can't go around killing perfectly innocent SCP's. They should be contained and studied!" GOC: "Let's talk about that neck-snapping statue..."

[@captainreisen481]

SCP:"Well then try to kill it for yourselves,i dare you."

[@Error-hx9ze]

@@captainreisen481 The old man will surely do the trick

[@raerae4099]

SCP: “If you can kill it, you can have it.”

[@willbleed550]

SCP Foundation: He's just misunderstood!

[@Ryzysellout]

They would just be feeding scp 173 bullets

[@frederickechon8869]

GOC destroy any anomalous entity That one broken chair : Anyway i started teleporting to their lungs

[@Somewhereinthisuniverse]

Scp 1609

[@magosdominusplutos5131]

And now they released the video about it.

[@arathan9305]

Well they made a video of it now

[@ShadowsandCityLights]

Vergils lawn chair?

[@doggydude2668]

LMAO WHY DID I FIND THAT SO FUNNY😂

[@thebigcheese1910]

Plot twist: All of the SCP entities are just monsters who got stuck in the human realm after the door did not lead them back to the Monsters Inc. factory

[@polyminutes8788]

Bruh

[@jeweljiang7820]

Then what about the keter scps?

[@isaiahr7041]

Thats one plot twist

[@DeathTheTherian666]

If they are then the SCP foundation is truly wicked

[@isaiahr7041]

@@DeathTheTherian666 cold not cruel all though cold o is cruel so

[@unclelarry8842]

I hope the GOC really gets more attention in the Fandom they're pretty underrated

[@themushr00mcafe93]

No

[@unclelarry8842]

@@themushr00mcafe93 Foundation be like: "b-but muh teleporting chair and mistreatment of SCPs!" While simultaneously sending a bunch of d-class to a fate worse than death.

[@g.o.c.globaloccultcoalitio6921]

Thank your for your respect.

[@unclelarry8842]

@@g.o.c.globaloccultcoalitio6921 Here king you dropped this 👑

[@sentinelgod1624]

Larry never lies

[@niclaswa5408]

GOC: "All of those people would've lived if we neutralized it right away!" SCP: "All of those people would've lived if we didn't neutralize it right away!"

[@TheNightlessFall]

Also SCP: "Alright time to genocide humanity."

[@coldsoulanimation7412]

​@@TheNightlessFall scp 5000: 💀

[@jackiecheng7209]

I mean SCP foundation’s containment breach is more deadly and frequent than GOC accidents

[@itsuk1_1]

judging by the fucking result GOC is right

[@Ze_Borb]

@@coldsoulanimation7412 Literally! Because thats the Look on EVERYONES face now.

[@g5knightlyshell445]

Serpent Hand be like: lets just hug

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Serpent's hand towards the GOC: *FBI OPEN UP!*

[@jacobsheehan9715]

@Seth Carrothers and the foundation is somewhere in the middle

[@gwinnr6134]

@@w1ndgeneral226 GOC, turning around with a laser rifle, “no u”

[@unknownmemes1337]

You forgot about the GRU and UIU

[@limita9961]

SCP: Okay, then you can hug this statue.

[@g4be782]

SCP Foundation: NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KILL ANOMALIES LIKE THIS, IN A LOT OF CASES THIS IS NOT ETHIC GOC: Ha ha my M16 goes brrrr

[@youssefwalli9098]

GOC id doing wrong because they also kill none anomalous SCPs

[@RpgBlasterRpg]

SERPANT HAND :NOOOOO !!!!!

[@minestar2247]

DEATH TO THE GOC

[@OzVeroy]

When they killed 053 053 : use uno reverse

[@marseldagistani1989]

Ethics comity is mostly a joke. procedure 110-montauk

[@clydrexezekielalzate9707]

"Who shoots first and ask questions later" Yep that's a typical gta police officer

[@batteryduck6749]

999: *can make everyone happy and cure trauma* GOC: *ANOTHER PIRATE TO WALK THE PLANK*

[@w1ndgeneral226]

The serpent's hand wants to see you in their office, *NOW!*

[@icantcomeupwithagoodusername24]

SCP: Chaotic good UIU: well you know the meme

[@monoshi9437]

GOC:he is the devil! Burn him with fire! (this is my imagination I was thinking about GOC react to 999)

[@ricardohoang8452]

@@w1ndgeneral226 Serpent's Hands: Guess we won't invite those "GOC" to our library

[@youssefwalli9098]

Lol

[@kaenryuuart543]

"The GOC only have one response" *list several hundred way to kill it *

[@luigimrlgaming9484]

Typo they meant 100000000000000000000

[@ComicalRealm]

SCP: damn, this statue can snap necc, let's research it GOC: loads shotgun with religious intent

[@ilkkarautio2449]

Only religious intent for loading a shotgun is if youre trying to shoot a deity. 🍵🤔

[@AmaryInkawult]

Until they meet an immortal

[@leafymarmot6348]

Hey song angel with a shotgun Thanks for the likes guys hope you like the song

[@AmaryInkawult]

Such as a certain hard to kill scalie boi

[@AmaryInkawult]

Or a certain little girl who if you struck your heart will explode

[@Zer-ec4ly]

SCP and GOC is like a pair of siblings that can't see eye to eye in daily basis but will cooperate when threaten.

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Thumbnail: Me: The Serpent's Hand wants to see you in their office, *NOW*

[@sov7513]

Noooo you can't destroy da blob! Haha, bombs goes boom!

[@bookboi509]

Also the nine tailed fox red right hand and every mtf team wants to meat you too loads shotgun

[@tauhedushsalam3877]

@@bookboi509 haha

[@isaiahr7041]

@@sov7513 don't worry he can't die....I think

[@unregisteredhypercam2774]

@@bookboi509 nooooooooo I don't wanna meat

[@tobias1511]

SCP-999: The only thing that protect us for an evil interdimensioal being. GOC: HOW DARE YOU

[@heartlessnobody1143]

I think even the goc whould protect 999 If they knew, is not their fault

[@minestar2247]

@@heartlessnobody1143 yes

[@USELESSDCK]

@@heartlessnobody1143 That's the problem, they shoot first so they could have provoked many world ending scenarios

[@sdguardscpfoundationbruh]

foundation is the only thing that protect us from anything

[@abdullahhammad9050]

Well I mean the scp containment breach takes a lot of lives and I more on GOC gang because they don’t destroy all scps only ones who could be dangerous so they will mercy few scps while the foundation contains all of them even the ones That are not needed or just bad and they just keep feeding class d to them so sure they are not perfect but for me I say they are be better then the foundation in the short term and some times in the long

[@mewdoesstuff]

*"Rip and Tear, until it is done."* - GOC Chairman

[@Headgasket-]

**meathook and double barrel shotgun loading intensifies**

[@codussigma]

doomguy'd leave the harmless ones

[@Mark-Wilson]

Response Level 0: No Threat Keep under occasional observation. Do not engage without permission from Central Command, unless immediate First, Second, or Third Mission concerns arise. The majority of paranormal phenomena discovered by the GOC fall under this category, being mere curiosities rather than threats. As liquidation of said phenomena would not be worth expenditure of assets, these paranormal entities are left in place.

[@scrp6638]

Doomguy would turn 682 into his steed

[@cheshirehat8355]

Doomguy when he meets 682:"finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"

[@wolves44445]

SCP treats actual humans like cannon fodder. You can argue about the ethics of eliminating innocent scp’s all day, but it won’t change the fact that the SCP will never have the moral high ground.

[@cassou124]

neither the SCP nor the GOC have the moral highground. The GOC have been known to target and attempt to eliminate (or in some cases, succeed in eliminating) sentient nearly-human anomalies several times. Meanwhile, the SCP foundation is willing to throw prison inmates (and sometimes random people and even children) into the jaws of monsters just to see what would happen ("FOR SCIENCE!") They're both morally reprehensible.

[@ciceroissad4821]

@@cassou124 But like, they were already going to die from the death sentence, it's good that they could serve as tests for the containment of something that could kill everyone if not studied for means of containment. And the GOC killing SCPS will only cause too many deaths. If necessary, the SCP foundation may or may not kill SCPs with certainty that they will not become something after that. Only if necessary.

[@cassou124]

@@ciceroissad4821 Some of the SCP's tests are inhumane and can be done on "safe" NPCs just to see what happens. I didn't say SCP foundation never has the moral high ground, just that it doesn't always have it. More often than not, it's just the lesser of 2 evils. Also some of the people used for tests and containment protocols are random citizens and children, according to some of the tales. I doubt there are any children on death row

[@ciceroissad4821]

@@cassou124 About the civilians, some can also volunteer in tests done by the foundation, and the children I think are orphans... In short, I understand that there is not much morality in containing SCPS or testing such in general.

[@cassou124]

@@ciceroissad4821 some of the children are "grown"/cloned by the SCP foundation iirc, which, again, not rly morally good... just, probably better than having the SCP wipe out a crapton of people I guess?

[@EndoClaw]

Anomalous chair:breaths. GOC: “The game was rigged from the start” shoots The chair: uses uno reverse card

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

* Jojo Theme Plays *

[@youssefwalli9098]

Lol

[@fernandogrijalva227]

WHAT IN THE GOD DAMN

[@booleah6357]

Call a carpenter! But not for me ⚒️

[@NKS-jo1ik]

Courier chair

[@banan4990]

Scp:*chillin* GOC: *your free trial of life has ended*

[@ilkkarautio2449]

Not true! I was summoned in an occult ritual, so this isnt a free trial. 🤔🍵

[@scp049leplaguedocter3]

Lol

[@spectralknightgaming8364]

682: press X to doubt

[@gamepro0167]

@@spectralknightgaming8364 that’s because he paid for the full version

[@spectralknightgaming8364]

@@gamepro0167 682: my immortality is both a blessing and a curse

[@ryukaze20]

Innocent Human-like SCP: Living normally and peacefully GOC: That "Person" is VERY SUS... *Readies Guns with Malicious Intent*

[@unregisteredhypercam2774]

Cocks gun*

[@kathiadkins9960]

PA BRING OUT THE SHOTGUN FOR THIS ONE I THINK WE FOUND OURSELVES SOME DINNER

[@pen_t4152]

I would highly recommend you read the GOC's operating manuals, that are located on their hub: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/goc-hub-page In them, they literally say that most anomalies, be they human or not, are assigned Threat Level 0 or 1 - aka they don't fall under the proper definition "parathreat" and are thus LEFT ALONE, simply observed. EDIT: Not to mention the fact that the GOC actually employs about 10000% more anomalous personnel than the Foundation.

[@globaloccuiltcoalition4908]

@@pen_t4152 wtf 😒

[@travelingmerchant6434]

GOC over muffled screams: "and i took that personally"

[@randompatriot]

"Foundation supporters or the foundation itself love to bring the SCP-1609 incident when criticizing the GOC." My understanding of the sentence: Security Agent 1: You know the GOC? Security Agent 2: You mean the idiots who shredded a chair and made it hostile? Security Agent 1: Yeah, idiots. **insert laughing track here**

[@anonymousnoone7035]

GOC: Humanity's hotter. SCP: Anomalies are hotter.

[@israeliarmedforcesspeciali2566]

no humanity is

[@anonymousnoone7035]

@@israeliarmedforcesspeciali2566 Agreed! That's why I'm all about the GOC.

[@ayetazrac8002]

the heck?

[@anonymousnoone7035]

@@ayetazrac8002 Exactly! The heck is wrong with the foundation? They're treating anomalies as if they're more important than human lives!

[@genghiskhan.2265]

@@anonymousnoone7035 I’M ALL OVER KILLING YOU ALL HUMANS ARE TERRIABLE PLZ SAVE MY BABY EARTH :(

[@Eviscuer]

SCP: Secure, Contain, Protect GOC: Destroy, Destroy, Destroy

[@abderianagelast7868]

More like "Identify, Neutralize, Protect". The GOC is portrayed as far more diabolical than they actually are. They aren't great or anything, but they operate in a similar fashion to military organizations. I think both are necessary and would be more efficient if they could somehow work together.

[@Eviscuer]

@@abderianagelast7868 I was trying to make a joke.

[@ciderofthearctic392]

@@abderianagelast7868 r/woooosh

[@markgnann7439]

It's more like Gestroy, Oestroy, Cestroy

[@abderianagelast7868]

@@markgnann7439 See, THIS is a joke. I like this.

[@thebritishnot]

SCP Organization: Secure Contain Protect G.O.C : Perish Paranormal Threats

[@globaloccuiltcoalition4908]

It's Glory Of Comedy

[@ohwell6422]

It really is kinda weird how the three including the Horizon Initiative could work together.

[@thedirector9871]

@@ohwell6422 The HI hates anomalies *unless ofcourse if its religious*

[@ohwell6422]

@@thedirector9871 Hey I guess if they cooperate with the COTBG as the triumvirate it works

[@weegee_darthno4045]

@@globaloccuiltcoalition4908 If you acronym "Glory Of comedy" Its GOC, I have been bamboozled

[@El_Cubano7_Rec]

anomaly: cute, nice, and not a threat to humanity. Goc: your free trial of life has ended.

[@justasimplebrush3061]

Bet the GOC were the real reason of why the dinosaurs went extinct.

[@RouenDelano]

Bet

[@playtime9158]

Here before someone tries to get wooshed

[@ilkkarautio2449]

No, it was my reckless driving. 🤔 Dont worry though, im pretty good at it now.

[@youssefwalli9098]

8:26 LOL THEY ARE RIGHT GOC STUPID

[@scp049leplaguedocter3]

Yeah boi

[@emmettandjaxon5416]

Goc: let’s kill the tickle monster Me: I swear don’t do it. It’s harmless

[@fadelsukoco3092]

I'm pretty sure they wouldn't actually go after it considering that it is widely believed to be the only hope of saving this universe when the Scaret King comes knocking by. That being said, the Foundation could maybe ask 239 to help with that, but it's no guarantee as to whether she'll go through with it.

[@captainreisen481]

GOC:*Attempts to kill 999 682 and the bois:"And we took that personally."

[@ronniexfile7701]

Goc you are killed

[@thehistoryandbooknerd8979]

@@captainreisen481 ya’know - I’m unsure if it’s completely true - but SCP-682 is potentially another child of The Scarlet King - which means 682 would be defending his brother if someone else tried to kill him I love this - thank you

[@captainreisen481]

@@thehistoryandbooknerd8979 precisely. You're welcome

[@Dylan-go1ku]

Tickle Monster: Tickles GOC: so you have chosen death

[@kyedeguzman2905]

The entire universe: *so,you have chosen death*

[@ThePuppyTurtle]

The problem with both the Foundation and the GOC isn't the specifics of their preferred method of dealing with the anomalous, but the fact that they're both committed to sticking to their one policy regardless of how stupid an idea this proves to be. A rational organization could just alternate between destroying, containing, and accepting anomalous things based on what makes sense in an individual situation, but both the GOC and the Foundation are dogmatically committed to a single approach which they continue to observe no matter how little sense it makes. They're like two people taking a true or false test, one of whom blindly marks all questions as true, the other of whom blindly marks all as false. They're both idiots, not because of the general properties of the answer "true" or the answer "false," but because they have no capacity to adapt to situations in which their preferred option is undesirable. This is why the Serpent's Hand ends up being the best organization in the mythos. They have a preferred policy toward anomalies, which is liberating them, but they don't hesitate to deviate from that policy when the situation calls for it. Where the foundation is not capable of just killing a monster that they have to feed children to, and the GOC is not capable of just accepting the existence of an extremely helpful anomaly, the Hand is able to judge anomalies individually, because it views them as just another valid part of the world rather than as a category that must be approached in a single way.

[@manfaceratchannel3436]

HOLY LORD I ONLY RED ONe SENTENCE AND THAT WAS LONG.

[@ChangeNameEdits]

Wow, that’s a good point

[@BuhBaBiBeBo]

Damn

[@michakreie]

Well spoken👍

[@idiosyncraticlawyer3400]

Plus ultra to that.

[@mabogibo525]

"Not so innocent now, does it?" Say that again after you kill John Wick's puppy.

[@globaloccuiltcoalition4908]

Gestroy Ostroy Cestroy

[@eliphas_vlka]

Yeah the exemple is not so good If the cruise ship dont kill the other boat nothing will be destroyed x)

[@volumist]

SCP: Secure Contain Protect. GOC: DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY.

[@eichiroharugumo4788]

Glory of comedy

[@MrGold-gm1dc]

Lol 8bit from brawl stars want to be a sip

[@epikmadman5518]

DDD

[@classical7746]

@@MrGold-gm1dc damn, you play Brawl stars?

[@MrGold-gm1dc]

@@classical7746 yea my guy, why you sound so shocked?

[@severedghost]

The GOC is essentially batman in the first half of B v S = “If we believe there’s even a one percent chance that he is our enemy, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.”

[@Kyuubi112LOL]

And often that logic bites them in the ass... And then they come back crying, begging SCP foundation to save their asses...

[@neoselket562]

The SCP foundation is like that too tho

[@zhaiketoledo3658]

@@neoselket562 Oh boy i can imagine Able doing this

[@starmanexe7721]

9:47 The expression "to kingdom come", spoken by this specific narrator and in this specific context, made me laugh way too much for some (anomalous?) reason.

[@MrCardz]

Ever since the Chaos Insurgency video, I was hoping you'd do more videos on different GOIs, and I am not disappointed! Most SCP media tends to hyper-focus on the Chaos Insurgency as the only opponents to the Foundation, and I am happy that you are introducing different GOIs and broadening the horizons, so to say. Great video! Keep it up. :)

[@discworldfan]

"let's destroy the chair.. what could go wrong?" :D "Oooh let's destroy that ship.. Nothing can surely go wrong right?" : D SCP:.. *facepalms*

[@thedirector9871]

you clearly dont know that it wasnt the GOCs fault that chair was a pain in the asa besides the Operation against the boats were successful

[@Kyuubi112LOL]

@@thedirector9871 if by success you mean the destruction of an anomaly with a 100% death ratio on the GOC side, then yes, it was. Pyrrhic as fuck but yeah, victory.

[@thatonewhocrashed4612]

@@Kyuubi112LOL i mean there are anomalies that wipe out facilities then permanently escape when they could've terminated it when it was captured

[@ZetsubouGintama]

@@thatonewhocrashed4612 Things is SCP like to contain and study the anomalies despite they need be destroy like 173 or 106. And GoC policy dragged a innocent anomalies like 999 into crossfire without asking question first.

[@Kyuubi112LOL]

@@thatonewhocrashed4612 but that's the thing - the Foundation already knows from the experience that even an attempt of the destruction of anomalies either can make things worse. For example, anomalies can become more violent or simply reappear somewhere else. If you contain them, then you at least know where they are and you know that for some time they won't hurt anyone. That and there are anomalies that if ever destroyed would make too much chaos. The best example? SCP-231... If you kill them, say goodbye to the universe...

[@infidius]

GOC guard: The Scp foundation is stoopid Coughs sawdust

[@strongmoose4937]

SCP Foundation: GOC are so irresponsible. Meanwhile at 36 SCP Foundation sites: *The site is experiencing multiple keter-euclid level containment breaches, full-site lockdown initiated*

[@EnigmaEnginseer]

@@strongmoose4937 Least they can contain the breaches most of the time unlike the flaming path of destruction the GOC and Chaos leave in their wake

[@arandomguy8771]

@@EnigmaEnginseer I mean to be fair to the GOC the 2 times they stated it going poorly when they tried to destroy it only GOC members died so they did kinda do their jobs just took some casualties doing it, in my opinion GOC is morally right but the SCP foundation has a point also and is right in its own way very much like Ying and Yang

[@therandomguy6200]

Harmless Anomaly: *just minding its own business* GOC: Your free trial of existance has ended

[@duaneclarence8758]

First heard of these guys in the SCP Ghost Town short film by Evan Royalty.

[@pandabigfat8297]

Which part? I don’t remember

[@shadow200343]

@@pandabigfat8297 First big mention is when the SCP MTF capture the UN member. It'll be after the firefight and during the interrogation.

[@birb125]

@@shadow200343 yeah, it was Fox. Big deal that it was Fox.

[@IndigoIced]

Scp 1522: just happily sailing along together Goc: TITANIC

[@heathern6737]

*sobs* Those cute little boats were in love!

[@Coolest-Daniel]

@@heathern6737 BuT tHeY wHeRe a DaNgEr To SoCiEtY wHaT iF tHeY cRaShEd InTo A cRuIsE sHiP

[@heathern6737]

@@Coolest-Daniel The GOC made them a danger. They loved playing with whales! According to the article "two small partially-formed" boats were found inside 1522-2.... it was pregnant when they killed it!

[@kryn]

@@heathern6737 Terminate the small boats too in my opinion.

[@heathern6737]

@@kryn So Mean!

[@silverwing6175]

peaceful anomaly exists GOC: so anyway, I started blasting

[@youssefwalli9098]

Me:GO TO HELL GOC

[@minestar2247]

Me :but why would you do that

[@Sereal5706]

If they shoot the tickle monster I will get scp 096 and 173 to their door

[@heriolfjokulsson7240]

Counterpoint: Eric's Toy

[@lucadorazio9567]

Goc member :destroys 999

[@forbiddenchannel4901]

“Fear comes from lack of bullets.” -Chairman of GOC

[@alvinbonny1562]

Also me playing Biohazard

[@LoganProbablynot-ef1tw]

You cannot outsmart… Boolet. And this cute orange jelly thing I found.

[@turtlewithepicmemes5616]

Man, scp is the best, well way better with this voice

[@Fingernamedkid7]

Look up the exploring series he got a more satisfying voice to me

[@devinperez4177]

Ya

[@turtlewithepicmemes5616]

Ye

[@justafrogwithahat355]

@@Fingernamedkid7 Nah fam TheVolgun gotta be the best

[@theuncommonn00b12]

scp illustrated

[@threefs2082]

(Imagine this) GOC:Destroy SCP-999 05 Councel:Welp We Lost our last hope and Good luck destroying the Scarlet King "05 Councel left the group" GOC:wait what? "Scarlet King joined the group"

[@tiffanyz1362]

DUN DUN DUNNNN

[@Phobos842]

anomalies: exists GOC: so you has chosen... death

[@civilizedhuman7875]

Scp foundation : if you do that , then it’s war .

[@ethanmata7200]

GOC: puts explosives on scp 999. The Entire SCP Fanbase: Your permission to live has been removed.

[@no_0riginality937]

GOC: We are destroying these “anomalies” for the sake of humanity SCP Foundation: Great and noble goal but poorly executed, for god’s sake you morons gave a chair that is now mulch anxiety and PTSD and destroyed the boats that were minding their own business not your fault you guys lost your men

[@machine_cairo587]

I don't think the Foundation has any right to stamd there when they have done so much shady things that has caused things to get worse for the world or has killed for their research. Things like tge End of Death canon or the Three Moons Initiative are some fucked shit for their own sake. Not saying one is better than the other but both sides have no right to say they have a moral high ground

[@no_0riginality937]

@@machine_cairo587 Mhm yep I agree. I originally wanted to put a disclaimer that neither sides are in the right since they have caused life and anomaly causalities due most decisions they made...but i didn’t caused I got lazy hehehe and despite I like the foundation a little more I have to admit they have done some shady things in order to contain certain SCPs and protect humanity

[@Demicleas]

@@no_0riginality937 let's not forget the same doctor who critized the GOC would later go on to get killed by a formaly safe spc by killing the scps family. Now that "safe" scp kills anyone who doesn't let her ride on their vehicle.

[@Valorhammer]

at the end of it all, through means and ends, GOC will always be monsters cause we all know they're gonna kill SCP-999

[@ilkkarautio2449]

^ They cant do that. 999 is just a baby, but he is growing stronger every day. And think about how powerful he already is. 😳👍

[@volumist]

SCP: Let's contain anomalies! These ones is keter! Chaos Insurgency: No! Let's use them! We will kill everyone with this keter SCPs! Serpent's hand: Wait! Let's let them out! They will destroy! They are the keter class! GOC: What? They are 100% clear already neutralised! GRU Division-P: You guys still have to contain anomalies?

[@clintregienaldorian4562]

Ok

[@Mega-rx9sr]

UIU:I'ma just get some popcorn you deal with this Keter class

[@xanderbordendoescrappystuf8874]

@@Mega-rx9sr I'd imagine they'd slowly trudge away, sulking about being weak and ignored. But that's solely based on how they're treated by the Foundation and other GoI's.

[@WeAintJokinHere]

Ethics community:

[@SCPFoundationLORE]

Everybody jokes around here about "Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!" and I just pleasantly surprised someone talked about the GOC as a gray moral organization with its pros and cons.

[@globaloccuiltcoalition4908]

*FBI OPEN UP*

[@matthewbeach2669]

Personally I think GOC makes more sense then the Foundation. Considering the huge majority of anomalies being horrific monster that butcher humans with little to no reason other then violations to there nonsensical rules. The "kill them all with fire "approach seems like a far more rational mindset to me, then the "go out of our way spending lives and resources to protect a horrific monsters" approach that is the SCP foundations. The death of Innocent anomalies is tragic, buts its not like SCP 682, 1048, 049 are making sure they don't kill Innocents humans now are they.

[@SleepingSoulK]

@@matthewbeach2669 Lets not even talk about how the SCP foundation literally has prisoners for "testing" their likely of surviving is slim I do know they are murderers and rapist ect however they cant go around talking about how they are doing everything to protect humanity when they sent D boy to get torn apart by a vortex of infinite pain

[@agustofurrywolf]

Okay Bookburners

[@joxvur0088]

@@matthewbeach2669 There is some argument to your message. But remember: the GOC do end up creating sometimes more problems than needed. Example being the Chair and Boat SCPs spoken of during the video. Transforming simple and non-violent entities into unintentional killing machines. I understand everyone’s desire to destroy the SCPs, given how we have 682, 079, 173, and 106. But I’d rather study the otherworldly anomalies then create more disasters than needed.

[@Enderguy57]

GOC: kills anomalies 682: exists

[@AlsatorNg6567]

Scp foundation:*found a beautiful unicorn GOC:Sir,5 heavy crusiers 10 battleships 18 carriers and 189 tanks are ready

[@NaNNaNNaNNaNNaN]

You forgot 5 nuclear bombs (50 megaton each) and 2000 divisions

[@lorddumb21]

with a thousand on the way

[@carlosvalerochavez3045]

Let's not forget about the satelites ready to fire

[@benlex5672]

since it's unicorn, I'd say Templars might be involved... DEUS VULT

[@glowtail3744]

The very violent version of scp

[@kamanashiskar9203]

Well, more like the angel version of SCP to the D-Class people.

[@minestar2247]

So no one is right

[@saijonoshi2923]

Nah it will be the three moon initiative they are literally the version of the foundation that f@ck up

[@razaliabrahim4293]

laws of physics: *doesnt exist* GOC: So anyways, I started blasting

[@deeatki1817]

so true

[@crawlingchaos1759]

underrated comment

[@louisgantengsedunia4597]

"Shoot first ask question later" and thats how GOC accidentaly do war crime

[@jayseaandfriends]

its not a war crime if they arent people *taps head*

[@Meme-Republic]

Trivia: The Bearded Guy is neither SCP Nor GOC.

[@Deadosoup]

Serpents hand

[@dominicmusgrove3203]

"your girlfriend is punching my horse" "You've got too many legs"

[@youssefwalli9098]

-asdfmovie

[@ovzombie9477]

So, both cases illustrate their incompetence in handling anomalies.

[@wilsonno9675]

682: "How are you humans still alive after the Masquerade failed and you learn about the existence of two incompetent organizations?" Humanity: "I have no idea."

[@Demicleas]

Fine you want a successful anomalie operation? Okay so remember those chicken human things? When a containment breach happened those things nearly wiped out a city untill the GOC killed every last one and the scp foundation cared more for the eggs than the people that died and they also fired at the GOC trying to prevent them from destroying the last eggs resulting in heavy losses on both sides but the GOC came out on top that incident nearly sparked a war between the orginisations over some stupid murderous abominations eggs.

[@ChairTheBee]

0:19 *NOT THE CHAIR!!! NOT AGAIN*

[@JamesMa11hewsLIVE]

The fact that the Serpents hand are better at their job then the GOC are, is saying a hell of a lot...

[@abdullrahmanmotawae717]

Ouch, that gotta hurt man

[@wolfman6696]

To be fair, the Serpents Hand's job just requires the other groups to not do their own. SCPs would be all over out in the open if not for the Foundation and the GOC.

[@TempestaDominus]

Heck, Wondertainment has a better track record than them.

[@fadelsukoco3092]

The fact that the Serpent's Hand have casual and regular access to an interdimensional and multiversal realm containing the sum total of all knowledge that ever did, will, and won't exist, and don't have a Masquerade to maintain, it's not really comparable. Plus, despite the GOC using units of advanced mechanized forces and thaumaturgists, most of the time they use regular (if high0end) military assets from their UN backers to appear less-strange and to ensure that field losses are not difficult to replace.

[@lancelot669]

Must suck to be them since most SCPs just are unkillable.

[@thuyvo9661]

I they have a lot of way to kill that unkiable

[@jessicagalvin4598]

How could they kill SCP-682? They’d probably end up making it evolve stronger than it already is.

[@thuyvo9661]

@@jessicagalvin4598 if they have the entry to 2935 . They just put every unkillable scp to 2935 ( the o death) probably it can be SK but may be not

[@thuyvo9661]

@@jessicagalvin4598 i always think if GOC have all cool scp what they will do . If they have cain will they let cain see 096 face ? Or what will happen if they have 001 the factory? I think they will have all TOY they ever wish for

[@thuyvo9661]

@@jessicagalvin4598 after all every thing can happen and if you have imagination you can write a story you want ( scp foundation have alot of way to reset time line)

[@oinves7619]

the thumbnail: exists me: sees it *a day later* *entire GOC dead*

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Serpent's hand: *"FBI OPEN UP!"*

[@thedirector9871]

@@w1ndgeneral226 more like UIU open up

[@snakesnake9882]

Every thing in reality and every other reality: destroy that thing that destroyed the tickle monsetr

[@luigimrlgaming9484]

What

[@sebastianb.3978]

Seriously tho, Imma show them all a pic of Shy Guy if they harm 999. it's too ducking pure for this world

[@arson1tez]

GOC: We now classify KTE - 682 as LTE -682. SCPF: Wait, that's illegal.

[@Uraniumpanda]

Goc: hey your gonna die since your an anomaly we don’t know The anomaly: but I do nothing Goc: no die The anomaly: me mad >:(( Goc: *OH SHI-*

[@historicflame972]

I did nothi- DID I STUTTER?

[@dyslexicmidget1344]

I mean they are the right ones, the anomalies dont matter, they are abominations that need to be cleansed for mankind, the SCP foundation are fools, they can execute several dangerous scp's but they dont, GOC is the only thing thats actually bettering mankind

[@historicflame972]

@@dyslexicmidget1344 SCP 999: Is a depression curing slime ball that will grow up to be the world's saviour from the most dangerous being ever GOC: I dunno man, seems kinda ground to be terminated to me

[@WarAndThunder-li2iv]

@@historicflame972will be concealed and classified NTE-999, Non-Threat Entity 999.

[@arshattri5708]

SCP : We finally invented a time machine after decades of research . GOC: U got something for me ?

[@plantguy9]

Guess poor Iris who is SCP 105 might be six feet under if the GOC have anything to say about it.

[@srgyeetus670]

Foundation: You kill innocent anomalies!!! GOC:How many D-Class,MTF Researchers,Tehnicians etc have you lost this year? Foundation :Uhhhh only 300k

[@devine9018]

"SCP 1609's treatment was a massive show of incompetence. Here at the SCP foundation, we would never act as foolishly or as rashly as that" -Dr L, shortly after being assigned to SCP 1337

[@hamzamalik7851]

Lmao

[@djeragon3615]

They can't properly eliminate chair, how would they stand a chance against Scarlet King then?

[@anibalalejandrofernandez300]

Or 682? Or even 096?

[@kenayduque22]

Every organization makes mistakes, the problem here is the fact that they did not understand the Scp's before destroy or control them. An error that was comprehensible in other circumstances, is unforgiving due to the circumnstances

[@SilenceBot]

Lots of nukes

[@Error-hx9ze]

Anomalies power

[@golddiesel]

@@SilenceBot no

[@samuelfawell9159]

They forgot part of the Ghost ships article, one of the boats had a unfinished dingy inside it. They killed a peaceful pregnant SCP, why did the other attack so violently? The GOC killed its partner.

[@zombiedalekweck2243]

Funfact: the GOC does actually attempt to contain anomalies, if you look at their list they have like 5ish I believe which they have under THEIR direct containment, it can't kill although often times or not it just throws it at the SCP Foundation and says "deal with it"

[@Random-uw8nl]

2:20 look at those moves

[@cascas9656]

1:22 I like that he pronounces these words like they're cultish spells.

[@Insomia-Clown]

When I see 999 with bombs in it in the thumbnail I was ready to bash someone’s head against the wall for trying to hurt our smol bean

[@ezoni8438]

What people think GOC is like : "Haha we killed this chair" What the GOC is actually like : *kills a god and an eigenweapon*

[@spaz6223]

Me: (sneazes poison gas) GOC: So you have chosen death.

[@luxen4216]

This would be funny until you realize your not immune to the poison gas, and then you just die after you sneeze

[@mememaria4073]

The boats: exist Anyone: aww shipped ships GoC: chemicals in the water turning the f*cking ships gay

[@elizabethtumelty5446]

Do you understand that

[@MemeLord-x7y]

@@elizabethtumelty5446 turning f*cking boats gay

[@Fueled_Battery]

SCP foundation: we have a chair that moves. GOC: we put that through a wood chipper. SCP foundation: YOU WHAT!?!

[@almightyegg8667]

GOC: We kill anomalies. SCP: **Munches Doritos** Yeah we end realities, send other humans to die and occasionally kill anomalies ourselves.

[@wcfranklinjr1997]

An entity exist: GOC: CALL AN AMBULANCE...but not for me!

[@nonchip]

10:30 "doesn't seem so innocent now" uh yeah it does. being strong / able to defend itself doesn't make it less innocent. by that logic kittens are the most vicious and dangerous animals, just because they have claws.

[@randomgreek5682]

Yup scp’s are dangerous creatures not all are alway innocent

[@nonchip]

@@randomgreek5682 well you clearly haven't read what you just said "yup" to... just because something is dangerous or strong or in this case fast *does not* make it evil. the ones described there *were* described as innocent, then he said "well but it was pretty fast so that makes it less innocent" which is just plain wrong.

[@furnoprime9439]

@@nonchip Exactly what I was thinking about. They rolled up on them and killed one of them outta the blue and the other rightfully fucked their shit up. That's like rolling up and stabbing someone's lover in the chest outta the blue and then going "SEE!? SEE!? I TOLD YOU THEY WERE DANGEROUS!!!" As the other lover is currently making your face be one with the concrete. While yes, they can be considered dangerous due to what the surviving one did, if you simply follow the golden rule of "You don't mess with me, I don't mess with you, and everyone's happy." It'll lessen the amount of danger in one's life

[@nonchip]

@@furnoprime9439 yeah "able to do dangerous things" doesn't mean "guilty" :P

[@prakharsharma9598]

​@@nonchip The unpredictability makes them at fault. When you are a person who isn't governed by the laws of human beings, like these anomalies, then they fear you. They think that you can turn against them at any point of time, and you would not be able to rightfully erase them before they cause incomprehensible damage. Say some sailor boat randomly hits one of these two boats and the other goes on a rampage, innocent human lives would be at stake. GOC didn't interfere, but if they'd have had these two wouldn't have the chance of ever making that happen. It is not about being fair, it is about ensuring survival. They don't wanna take chances. We humans are shitty people yo, but we do anything we gotta to ensure our survival over other races and creatures. Good and bad don't matter when it comes to survival of the civilization. Humans can't stand anyone higher up in the hierarchy. We want to be the ones in control. Honestly if I accidentally became the strongest person alive and had the power to destroy entire nations, the world has the right to take action against me to put me 6 feet under. Doesn't matter how wholesome and good vibes I am. If I got the ability, then the chance exists. I may never actually cause trouble, but I can and if I do, nobody may stop me.

[@SStar_Boy]

First thing. The fact that they more than likely knew it was safe and still decided to throw it into the wood chipper was an idiot move. Even if the incinerator was working, that chair was safe and now it has trauma, turning it into a dangerous anomaly. Second thing, that ship had a right to kill everyone on the GOC ship considering they attacked first. Of course the ships reaction was gonna be violent. The GOC literally killed it's lover. The ship could've rammed into a cruise ship and killed everyone. Why didn't it? Because the cruise ship didn't attack it first. It attacked a threat in a response of grief and anger which was valid. I'm not saying that GOC or SCPF is better (considering SCPF bullied a man to death) but I'm saying that one is more reckless than the other.

[@findlandanimation4867]

where did you get the scp bulling a man to death info from I’m interested about that

[@blobofink]

@@findlandanimation4867 It might be the guy whose anomaly is that everyone just thinks he's dangerous tho he's not? I forgot his number but ik this channel had a video on him

[@CosmicFearUkulele]

Both would violate the GOC second mission, in a world were the anomalous is still not known. I doubt the Foundation could reliably contain it for long. So both have got to go.

[@ryanrigley2558]

They had no clue the chair was sentient and it was a threat to secrecy. Imagine it teleporting into the middle of a city, how will you amnesticize an entire city?

[@jayseaandfriends]

haha boat go boom

[@AthensStudios]

>Begins fighting passive SCP >SCP fights back GOC: SEE?! ITS EVIL

[@Aperson-rs4eh]

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