Person 1- "This camera will reveal your innermost desire. " Person 2 - "p u r p l e t i e"
@elvisthepikachu84183 жыл бұрын
Xd
@lyannaripper71243 жыл бұрын
oddly wholesome
@umbrimea3 жыл бұрын
m a g e n t a t i e
@SStupendous3 жыл бұрын
Afton
@jsc1jake5123 жыл бұрын
D-Class: d i m m e r r o o m
@thelegend543 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the guy who's kink is so messed up that SCP researchers have to send you away for psychiatric evalutation.
@jiminessmolhands3893 жыл бұрын
This was my fave part 🤣
@fabianmichaelgockner59883 жыл бұрын
"Temporary dismiss" Yea, he ain't gonna visit the site in a normal suit that's for sure. And whatever he did on the polaroid he will not be allowed to near it/she/he.
@khiemtrinh83303 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: His kink was buying bath water from a specific someone.
@collegemaster56833 жыл бұрын
If someone took a picture of me, depending on how I felt at the moment... They'd probably think I'd need therapy too Lol
@murmurcub3 жыл бұрын
I can actually believe it... God I hope that one is going on well!
@confusioned22493 жыл бұрын
Some people: **wish to go home** Other people: **wish to get infinite chicken nuggets** The random scientist: god i hate the color of this tie so much
@missingno24013 жыл бұрын
this one scientist: why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties
@zemonsim3 жыл бұрын
The random guy : I want a sandwich to eat me !
@mapleflag65183 жыл бұрын
@@Paathda682 Or even worse… pouring the milk in before cereal.
@account-tn4ol3 жыл бұрын
@@missingno2401 hello gordan
@rtc64193 жыл бұрын
If he gets a new tie he has nothing to look forward to
@jasperthecaster21152 жыл бұрын
The dog wanting only to play in the park with their handler is honestly heartwarming
@nadaemcomum32532 жыл бұрын
you know what doesn't heartwarming? Yeah, Knowing this will never happen. Like the d-class who just want to swin with his family or the other that just want to stay with him 1 years old daughter You KNOW this will NEVER happen
@justincummings8557 Жыл бұрын
@@nadaemcomum3253 I don’t know. I remember a D-Class actually got amnestied and is now pursuing a degree in Law.
@Bananasnotasong Жыл бұрын
If you read the actual entry, the dog's handler actually has the same effect when photographed. They love each other so much.
@amandaletcher13204 ай бұрын
I hope they then took that dogo out for a day out
@jacksonshumaker64553 жыл бұрын
I aspire to be the dude whose innermost desire was a different color tie
@evanzacharias40623 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@TheTaintedWisdom3 жыл бұрын
1) It's explained that the results are not consistent, it doesn't *have* to show one's greatest/innermost desires, they can be passing whims. Like, say, lamenting that you couldn't find the tie you wanted to wear to work that day. 2) Even outside of that, there are plenty of things that can change without being represented physically. Such as being rid of physical/mental afflictions like Tourrettes, a burdensome memory, depression, etc. Just because drastic change isn't visible *physically* doesn't mean that one is not desired.
@r3gret20793 жыл бұрын
@@TheTaintedWisdom so then his tie was given a personality named Ralph who gives incredibly great fortune to the wearer and only likes to go out for dinner at TGIF?
@visionshader65493 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Absolute madlad
@faded13903 жыл бұрын
Fr, the dudes got his priorities straight
@aaye14273 жыл бұрын
I like how the rest of the SCP are okay, and then SCP-261 its just like: I W A N T T O B E R I C H .
@artlover26263 жыл бұрын
Elon musk 2.0
@chef_dude3 жыл бұрын
he wants to be used, cuz coins
@ED23023 жыл бұрын
Lol
@josegamboa96913 жыл бұрын
so i have the same desires as 261!
@asw2s3 жыл бұрын
@@josegamboa9691 .-.
@An_Entire_Lime3 жыл бұрын
"Save for the fact Clef's head was replaced with a hand making a rude gesture" this is gold.
@OldSport32913 жыл бұрын
100% pure gold
@pootisspenser74563 жыл бұрын
head replaced with a middle finger
@An_Entire_Lime3 жыл бұрын
@@pootisspenser7456 Yes... congrats you explained the joke... do you want a medal or something?
@hypermaeonyx49693 жыл бұрын
@@pootisspenser7456 Does Polly want a cookie?
@codysonic13 жыл бұрын
I want a cookie.
@venovski50312 жыл бұрын
this scp feels like, if the scp was an anime, would be in the filler or ova episode. no tragedy no death no blood just fun.
@xxadvleeexx71663 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the blue office chair is alive and his desire is to be the a blue office chair
@nittayoshifumi82523 жыл бұрын
Being useful and beneficial, maybe?
@Ran0odle3 жыл бұрын
Like the calculator
@riccardoboa7423 жыл бұрын
@SydneyNotAustralian I mean, can you blame it?
@Epsilon9-Kerosene3 жыл бұрын
the blue chair was in a room without a window in the photo, in real life there was a window
@mikeystret92633 жыл бұрын
Scp 5609
@agoodnoodle30983 жыл бұрын
some of the photos made me feel so melancholy... 049 just wants to have cured people and be commended for his work and hold a child, 106 just wants to come home from the Great War to his wife, 096 either doesn't want to kill anybody and/or hates how it looks, and 053 just wants to spend time with bestie.
@fault59893 жыл бұрын
@@memerboi8577 Still wholesome tho
@Uniformtree0003 жыл бұрын
Scp 501 I believe the designation was. Is a sentient tank. It's picture was one of rest. The tank was sitting in a rundown containment room. Simply rusting and letting nature settle with in it. In a world where weapons are not needed anymore. Where all can rest in peace finally.
@bobrossthemobboss21003 жыл бұрын
682’s is just hilarious.
@ihaventshoweredin6weeksbut5273 жыл бұрын
It means scp 096 doesnt want to be seen by people
@thermophile16953 жыл бұрын
I think 096 just wants to be gone.
@rebirth41193 жыл бұрын
I love how the calculator just wanted be used by a kid for homework and higher math. Very wholesome
@GaminGuy_3 жыл бұрын
i bet the kid in the photo was Eric
@sten17033 жыл бұрын
@@GaminGuy_ who tf is Eric
@GaminGuy_3 жыл бұрын
@@sten1703 the calculator’s original owner. the name “Eric” was carved into the removable sleeve and the Calculator itself talked fondly of him
@sten17033 жыл бұрын
@@GaminGuy_ thx for the explanation
@trykid46743 жыл бұрын
Scp 066 anyone?
@ivaniama38693 жыл бұрын
This takes 'caught in 4k' to a whole new level
@jaybro659 ай бұрын
Yup XD
@SarmaTheFood4 ай бұрын
"Caught in 4D!"
@noabsolutelynot36603 жыл бұрын
The Calculator was by far my favorite. It just wants to be appreciated for doing what it does best. Simple and wholesome.
@archkull3 жыл бұрын
im kinda high and it made me genuinely sad about a fictional magic calculator cause it wasnt being used
@kolganVrIsCool3 жыл бұрын
Man how did I go from markiplier to scp
@brainwastersofficial62913 жыл бұрын
The thing deserves love and affection. Maybe from ERIC, perhaps? His name is on its backside.
@MissThavel_LanguageTeacher103 жыл бұрын
It just wants to be used
@daniellecombee54103 жыл бұрын
I was actually thinking that it wanted to help Eric, but then I was thinking about how Eric was not possibly a good thing for them
@mariosnz28843 жыл бұрын
10:00 So no one is gonna talk about how that researcher’s deepest desire is to be assaulted by a giant sandwich man?
@jrlopez1027.3 жыл бұрын
Pornhub: Wtf- ok..write that down I guess
@starkster57013 жыл бұрын
@@jrlopez1027. *Pornhub theme intensifies*
@PhantomSept3 жыл бұрын
Maybe there was slippery salami in those bun ;) (edit auto correct wtf)
@bean_the_boy81213 жыл бұрын
@@starkster5701 Stop please-
@gregory90333 жыл бұрын
wth
@potat043 жыл бұрын
Love the guy who's deepest darkest desire was just.... new tie.
@midnightdark99353 жыл бұрын
lol same
@codysonic13 жыл бұрын
It’s simple things in life that makes a huge difference to some
@pickles6883 жыл бұрын
E
@dombelly33433 жыл бұрын
maybe not even new, just a different colour
@mosseater3333 жыл бұрын
Get this man a tie
@nickotine3432 жыл бұрын
I loved SCP-507’s desire to be a foundation researcher, I found that to be extremely wholesome
@guts603 жыл бұрын
“He was allowed to keep the photograph afterwards” *WHOLESOME 100*
@iane74743 жыл бұрын
Reddit Edit: thanks for the gold, this is wholesome 100 big chungus everybody liked that keanu Reeves elon musk is god
@rat_king12083 жыл бұрын
Soon to be dead 100 lol
@tiffannyangelie18293 жыл бұрын
Everyone liked that
@mysugoilife73273 жыл бұрын
Warning: this might ruin your day what if it was teasing like “haha here is a picture of the family you will never see again”
@SoggyDoggyProductions1233 жыл бұрын
starts crying
@weaverisdog35813 жыл бұрын
"and others showing the subject's deepest darkest desires" that one dude: *a sub eating him*
@notinsideyourwalls3 жыл бұрын
subway vore subway vore
@Hirundo-demersalis3 жыл бұрын
Getting vored by anthropomorphic food. Now there’s a niche and embarrassing kink right there.
@Paathda6823 жыл бұрын
Vore
@LocalFilth3 жыл бұрын
In America, you eat subs, in Soviet Russia, sub eats you
@whyamihere16813 жыл бұрын
Rule 36 of the internet: “No matter what it is, it’s someone’s kink”
@Xman34washere3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the D-class who literally just wanted dimmer lights
@rihyyo2 жыл бұрын
and the staff who wanted a pink tie
@Theemeraldgamestone2 жыл бұрын
"can we get fricken site 19 dark mode PLEASE?!"
@WDarcanum2 жыл бұрын
@@rihyyo what can he say mans got priorities
@indigocrayon87172 жыл бұрын
As someone who's very light sensitive... yeahh...
@moonlightglitch7142 жыл бұрын
Haha
@TheLorePerson07 Жыл бұрын
Most of the scope that were photographed, I noticed each one was them having a simple purpose. 106 on a far, the calculator being used for hard math, 096 not existing, and jack finally dying, they all just want peace. But then there is Clef giving us the middle finger.
@TheLorePerson07 Жыл бұрын
Damn auto correct
@Alfy-kl5vr Жыл бұрын
Correction: Clef IS the middle finger
@JocaPlays873 жыл бұрын
Lol imagine if the guy that wanted a tie accually got his tie and became forever happy
@Charlieandrews32233 жыл бұрын
It's a nice thought
@Kyumifun3 жыл бұрын
Wholesome
@cookierunkingdom86743 жыл бұрын
"I GOT THE TIE!!!"
@Kyumifun3 жыл бұрын
Wait. What if he wanted to be rich 🤔. Purple colour used to symbolize being rich since purple colour was extremely hard to make.
@chrisissilly-l9u3 жыл бұрын
@@Kyumifun YEAAA I was thinking that.
@dr.doorfenshmirtz46373 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Dr. Fisher is such a kind man he doesn’t want to bother his hamster and wants it to sleep peacefully
@hannahquintua3 жыл бұрын
pheeewww
@spacegoose29893 жыл бұрын
Dr Bright's desire: a tombstone Camera: u good man? Dr Bright: no
@mikedanielespeja61283 жыл бұрын
He's like a meseeks
@iamheavytelephoneguy43863 жыл бұрын
*LOOK AT ME*
@zenith6133 жыл бұрын
Immortality is a curse... put upon the most unfortunate.
@oneman27683 жыл бұрын
Can we take a moment to see that at 5:43 the word toothbrush is misspelled?
@kartorrent74963 жыл бұрын
This is reasonable, since he is essentially immortal, which would usually make ANYONE crave death, worship death, even go so far as to try and meet with death, just for a kick out of his life.
@davidr52843 жыл бұрын
This camera could in theory be used to gain further insight into so many mind affecting SCPs and used on other SCPs like the entry shows, it's a great research tool.
@user-zi8lg5qu1h3 жыл бұрын
The guy whos deepest desire is to have differently colored tie is a legend
@cherylmingo86833 жыл бұрын
A legend
@jamillamae3 жыл бұрын
@@cherylmingo8683 fr
@urbanrc72373 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@Snowdrop1503 жыл бұрын
Yes
@janiceorchard79133 жыл бұрын
Y.E.S
@ColinCartoons3 жыл бұрын
Lol I like how the D Class’s desires are more innocent than the staff
@Emily124713 жыл бұрын
They experienced the most disturbed stuff of course they won't want something negative
@kimchhunkheang65353 жыл бұрын
@@Emily12471 unless they have a mysterious kink
@guccibeanana51563 жыл бұрын
I like your words, cool man.
@angeljafbenitez18433 жыл бұрын
A violin made of a manequin :D
@_blood_moon_proto_15003 жыл бұрын
@@kimchhunkheang6535 considering one guy desired something beginning with V and ends with E?
@Awesomest9153 жыл бұрын
SCP-999’s picture: 999 hugging all of humanity at once.
@Mikoyan_MiG-293 жыл бұрын
lol
@ultimatecharizard11643 жыл бұрын
Hugging the planet
@aaa0103 жыл бұрын
Well, that was predictable :) (video reference XD)
@deyash46023 жыл бұрын
And humanity shall hug back
@elduquecaradura14683 жыл бұрын
It's actually scary if you consider how big must be to accomplish such task
@heavyweaponsguy1532 жыл бұрын
Imagine running this through SCP-914: Rough: Destroyed camera. Coarse: Regular Polaroid Camera. 1:1: No Change. Fine: Contains detailed instructions on how to obtain desire on back of picture. Very Fine: Automatically grants wish upon photo being developed. Ideas?
@Transit_Angst2 жыл бұрын
Coarse should be a disassembled camera and 1:1 should be a regular Polaroid in my opinion. I like the rest of it, but another cool option for very fine would be if it shows the photographer's desire in relation to the person photographed.
@humanleader1842 жыл бұрын
@@Transit_Angst 1:1 should be a gopro with the same anomaly
@xXDoodl3D3monXx2 жыл бұрын
why do i want this to be a video and yea i agree with these 👍👍👍
@KlaxontheImpailr2 жыл бұрын
1:1 should either be a different brand of camera and/or with a different effect like showing their greatest fear.
@_yourlocalidiot_41592 жыл бұрын
1:1 should be a upgraded version of the camera but with the anomalous properties
@kingtoshiku60083 жыл бұрын
Are we not going to say anything about the guy that wanted to be held hostage by a giant evil sandwich? No? Alrighty then
@Panda-vo2sy3 жыл бұрын
No kink shame here
@HuggyBuddyOwO3 жыл бұрын
This question is the equivelent of kink shaming people that has a kink about the new vampire mommy from resident evil lmao
@WilliamRBl00m3 жыл бұрын
No kink shaming
@kingtoshiku60083 жыл бұрын
Okay listen. This isnt a damn kink shame okay? I just found that to be interesting
@cocomama75673 жыл бұрын
ah yes abuse me sandwich daddy uwu
@ShiranuiLoki3 жыл бұрын
Contained SCP Safe: We just want to be happy. Contained SCP Euclid: We just want to be normal. Contained SCP Keter: Death and Destructions! Contained SCP Thaumiel: [Redacted] The photographer: Well ,that was expected.
@checkitmug74483 жыл бұрын
106, a keter class that just wants to come home to his wife: I like your funny words, magic man.
@Spartan111177773 жыл бұрын
I wonder what would happen if they take a picture of APOLLYON Class. I think there was only 3 Apollyons I know of.
@ilovecatsyippieyay3 жыл бұрын
@ASHIRA PASS melts
@TheSoCalledZoner13 жыл бұрын
apollyon to keter class: you think im sort of fucking shitty joke?!
@Rcwashere123 жыл бұрын
Life: out of everything why do people still die?
@IMfuuffy3 жыл бұрын
i like how SCP-507 wants to be a researcher. possibly wanting to use his ability to help the friends he made in the facility or possibly to help in finding what is causing it in the first place
@theeinertia41063 жыл бұрын
and secure other SCPs from other universes
@thewise_egg98583 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@q8512303 жыл бұрын
SCP-507:I don't wanna fucking going there,and what ever the fuck is coming here WILL be contain by ME and my gang!
@HeyHey-pm7th3 жыл бұрын
@@theeinertia4106 In a alt universe he got to do that I think maybe the wrong SCP.
@theeinertia41063 жыл бұрын
@@HeyHey-pm7th MTF - SCP 507 - 1 code name NightCrawler
@Maple00192 жыл бұрын
Always use the desire camera on Dr. Bright to get ahead of his oncoming mischiefs
@thenutstealer3 жыл бұрын
Calculator: wanted to be used for homework, that’s it Old man: wanted his wife and farm back Shy guy: doesn’t want to exist Random staff: *purple tie* Vending machine: *MONEE*
@jacksongibbs89982 жыл бұрын
Lizard: KILL KILL KILL Dr Bright: Let me die
@SeventyTinyWyverns2 жыл бұрын
@@jacksongibbs8998 Lizard: *OUT*
@jharris23212 жыл бұрын
I agree with shy guy lol
@moditorplayz2 жыл бұрын
Mr Krabs
@Kevin_Theadore12 жыл бұрын
Jack: I want to die
@bobjoe68543 жыл бұрын
Why did the first D class have to have such wholesome pictures when you know they gonna prob die
@Human_traain3 жыл бұрын
Your whole life flash before your eyes when you die
@bungertheboring20373 жыл бұрын
Class D's often get amnestics if they haven't been killed.
@pqcowboychanel3 жыл бұрын
He probably got out and with time taken off his sentence since that’s what they do to d-class that survived
@greenrandall1433 жыл бұрын
Well I don’t know if Candace how can such murderous monsters have such beautiful families
@amirulamani14873 жыл бұрын
The second one was also wholesome and sad, he only wants his daughter
@eeffloof23703 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, a lot of these were really wholesome and sweet
@crazyfire94703 жыл бұрын
@ Ag3nt-MC most likely spreading joy to everyone in the whole universe
@stefan63473 жыл бұрын
Girl: I want to run into the fields with my lizard friend
@kolganVrIsCool3 жыл бұрын
If you want to call a sub eating a human than ok
@FitzIsBetterThanYou3 жыл бұрын
Mr bright however..
@czerky10912 жыл бұрын
@@FitzIsBetterThanYou well you can't really blame him,he's alreafy gone trough hundres of lives,he's probably bored as hell
@priyanshupd66082 жыл бұрын
SCP guy: This camera must be kept here at all costs! Also SCP guy: *reveals exactly where the camera is locked*
@jiirg3706 Жыл бұрын
He likes to watch the world burn
@anunprofessionalfrog1180 Жыл бұрын
I mean, it’s not exactly a euclid class anomaly or anything, not even as dangerous as some other safe class anomalies. You can’t really do much with it.
@twilac4016 Жыл бұрын
*Blackmail left the chat*
@iinob3 жыл бұрын
Alright the one with the calculator just wanting to be used as a normal calculator is actually the cutest thing I've seen all day
@gachabloxgirl39583 жыл бұрын
The guy who just wanted a magenta tie and the cockroaches who wanted nothing just made me so jealous how can they live so happily? they're wholesome too lol
@kolganVrIsCool3 жыл бұрын
Iinob that’s the cutest thing?
@catsandfriends59182 жыл бұрын
The dog wanting a day in the park with its handler was pretty cute too.
@dawnmidnightsun25212 жыл бұрын
I always wondered, the calculator is a confirmed "Erick" object, just like the fridge with the kids drawing and the ball of string. Is the kid in the picture the mysterious Erick?
@spyro7763 жыл бұрын
I love the books that appear on the calculator’s photo labeled, difficult math, hard math, and math you need a calculator for.
@garrettedwards43413 жыл бұрын
Not very creative, is it? Wholesome anyway.
@rmnc-qf4fp3 жыл бұрын
5:32 tothbrush
@hinthdarkshot21173 жыл бұрын
Don't do 5 times 6 on a calculator kids.
@Kyumifun3 жыл бұрын
@@hinthdarkshot2117 hold up Why?
@hinthdarkshot21173 жыл бұрын
@@Kyumifun Using your brain is good for you, I used 5 times 6 as an example, as it is easy times tables. I am gen-Z so no jokes about being an adult who talks down to kids and doesn't explain how or why things like the TV melting your brain work as they don't.
@stoneinspace3 жыл бұрын
Imagine taking a photo of SCP-682 and it just sits there with a Hamburger and thats it.
@Human_traain3 жыл бұрын
*Scp-343 happy noises*
@evilsasuke3 жыл бұрын
check SCP-682-CU
@mirzaramishbaig89803 жыл бұрын
Laughter 😂
@Oversneeze3 жыл бұрын
*Exhales air*
@ceilinglight14133 жыл бұрын
Get this man a burger
@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm98232 жыл бұрын
The way he said yes yes it was after revealing 682s desire was halarious
@youhatennnnnnnnnndrink Жыл бұрын
u got mores m's than me wtf
@lancemadrazo3 жыл бұрын
"-what she got was the picture of her husband in the arms of his secretary." Well ooof that man is kinda gonna have a really bad day.
@zhaiketoledo36583 жыл бұрын
More like a lanslide
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
Well...guess that means honeymoon might be canceled?
@sashawolfson36023 жыл бұрын
My man is gonna sleep in the couch tonight
@Badgerinary3 жыл бұрын
@regular youtube account and how do you know that, hmm?
@prasunkumar11253 жыл бұрын
busted
@anti-fangirlfanclub47763 жыл бұрын
Love how the vending machine just wants to be rich. It’ wants to be rich so bad it even extended it’s reach across the multiverse
@yeenbean33183 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@gamepixelpw3 жыл бұрын
"Thankfully the camera is kept securely" *proceeds to tell the exact location of it*
@viktorijavaicekauskaite19943 жыл бұрын
Theyre challenging us
@clarasweetie95393 жыл бұрын
Good bye privacy ಥ‿ಥ
@ahuman24493 жыл бұрын
The only thing ur goning to find from me is me blowing up stuff with my missle
@highping51373 жыл бұрын
@Trinity Mudungo hi depression
@unknowunknown90963 жыл бұрын
THE secret foundation with wiki that anyone can access
@ThePuff18 Жыл бұрын
This is… oddly wholesome. I really like it! A lot of the Subjects show that they just want to be treated normally! And even a lot of the researchers had interesting outcomes. I especially like Dr. Bright’s. Sure, it may not seem nice, but you have to realize; he just wants to rest. But no matter what, we love you, Doctor Bright. Keep making us smile.
@ThePuff18 Жыл бұрын
And yes, I am 100% pro-Bright.
@Alfy-kl5vr Жыл бұрын
Remember kids; it never says that you can't do something because he can't!
@spillersoda9 ай бұрын
It's a relatively harmless SCP tested in a controlled environment. I'd imagine that there's only so much you can do with it to make it scary
@gamerkide123 жыл бұрын
The roaches really said “we just happy to be here”
@azwanajeeb21673 жыл бұрын
Well since the roaches well fed they more happy to stay there
@nulsoph3 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes.
@amandapanda50873 жыл бұрын
Yep
@M0NSTERPRIDE3 жыл бұрын
“He was playing a cello made out of a dismembered mannequin” The photo: *him playing it like a violin*
@Bass_Fishing_1013 жыл бұрын
Tothbrush
@yes783 жыл бұрын
Whats your point? Isnt that the horrifying part
@thomastruant88373 жыл бұрын
I wonder how that would sound
@ilkkarautio24493 жыл бұрын
Cello is bigger and played in a different manner, but atleast he didnt blow in it. 😉🎶
@thomastruant88373 жыл бұрын
@@ilkkarautio2449 I meant specifically one made from a dismembered mannequin
@idunflaske83473 жыл бұрын
"hey O5?" "yeah?" "you know scp-096? one of the most dangerous scp's on site?" "y-yeah" "yeah, we wanna take a picture of him with this wierd ass camera" O5: *APPROVED*
@MEGaagv2 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Umm he is going to-! O5: DoN't QuEsTiOn Us! We ArE *aLwAyS* RiGhT!! Everyone: I know he going to breach-! 05: *KeTeR dUtIeS FoR A mOnTh*
@dalehayden38302 жыл бұрын
And then they turn around and deny testing on SCP-079, who as far as I can tell is just bitter about it's less than stellar predicament.
@jetarg1542 жыл бұрын
Fortunately, the picture didnt show any part of his face
@calliekeyli86352 жыл бұрын
Lol
@burgermr98212 жыл бұрын
His desire is to not kill people
@Heroism44993 жыл бұрын
053 and 507 are probably my favorites out of the SCP batch. 053 just wants to play with her lizard friend in the sunshine and 507 just wants to a researcher/foundation member.
@bofurthedwarf3 жыл бұрын
“If someone took a picture of you, what do you think they’ll see?” Me and Orlando Bloom surrounded by cats. I mean, I don’t know what you can do with that. But, you can’t blackmail me with it.
@coolgismo3 жыл бұрын
who doesnt want to be surrounded with cats
@glitter25523 жыл бұрын
Hell yes, Legolas and chill
@LilLeanne48103 жыл бұрын
Yes nothing is better than that
@RREuro3 жыл бұрын
Womens
@insert1203 жыл бұрын
me surrounded by anime men and females I simp for- fuck..... thas a lot...
@adwadswadsda84583 жыл бұрын
The shy guys picture is kinda sad, he probably wishes to not exist.
@tonykhang19843 жыл бұрын
or to not be seen
@tonykhang19843 жыл бұрын
hes shy
@ColinCartoons3 жыл бұрын
@@tonykhang1984 Yep
@topaznuggets67673 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it just means he doesn't want to be seen, that's his whole deal.
@Luca-bv7kg3 жыл бұрын
I don't think shy guy has desires since he is not sentient,so he doesn't have a mind
@YeetSpace3 жыл бұрын
I find it genuinely moving that 049's greatest desire is to continue to comfort 096 in his crying little kid form
@InitialPC3 жыл бұрын
thats not 096
@cottoncherry21773 жыл бұрын
His *what* ?
@YeetSpace3 жыл бұрын
In the SCP Illustrated 096 and 049 video when the doctor touches the shy guy, he kind of goes in this weird mindspace thing and the Shy Guy's just little kid sitting at the base of a tree , and it made me think of that by the way it was described here, being that so far that's the only interaction with a small child that I know of with 049
@capitanonox51593 жыл бұрын
Gotta be honest, when I first wrote the log for SCP-049 I wasn't thinking of the child being 096 but after all there's no canon in SCP :)
@PotaraP Жыл бұрын
Not the worst way to be forced to come out. After all, your transition goals are *literally* right there.
@danijelajovanovic32143 жыл бұрын
Yes, now it confirms it it looks like SCP-096 doesn't want to be seen.
@HorsiMusic3 жыл бұрын
i feel bad for whoever had to look at that photo
@theopinionrespecter47623 жыл бұрын
@@HorsiMusic well, I mean, he wasn’t even in the photo, so probably didn’t have the same effects?
@mootpainter74383 жыл бұрын
I feel horrible for the people how had to take it and recover and look at it
@psun2563 жыл бұрын
who would have thought lmao.
@leonieperreault28953 жыл бұрын
That actually made it sad, all it wants is to not be seen, to be fully invisible :/
@Gispoe3 жыл бұрын
"If someone took a photo of you what would they see" Me: Vertical slabs in minecraft
@SamLeroSberg3 жыл бұрын
My friend: Meme Lord
@Nehu_223 жыл бұрын
There's a mod for that, they are as useful as you think
@Marksnow2343 жыл бұрын
*me staring at my burning school *
@thebemisman16053 жыл бұрын
Cave update
@trykid46743 жыл бұрын
@@thebemisman1605 that’s a thing now
@lapislazuli99673 жыл бұрын
Narrator-"The world's best toothbrush" Animator-"The world's best tothbrush"
@hannathompson43763 жыл бұрын
You got some explaining to do animator
@bearfaery7373 жыл бұрын
@@hannathompson4376 I mean, that is the correct way to spell it. On SCP-063 it is stenciled in as "The World's Best Thothbrush"
@_pestilence____56573 жыл бұрын
I was going to give a like but then I saw that this comment had 34 likes and it reminded of something..........
@kapathedude3 жыл бұрын
tothbrush
@tfdemotalandar97533 жыл бұрын
tothbrush famin
@some_12142 жыл бұрын
4:58 This is wholesome as hell; enough to make a grown man cry and that’s okay
@chloeboox82913 жыл бұрын
The teleporting man just wanted to be a researcher too😭😭😭
@azriel36763 жыл бұрын
He was, in alternate reality where he was for a few months. He climbed ranks real quickly as well and since then he asked several times if he can be member too
@Raven-The-CrowX33 жыл бұрын
@@azriel3676 am I right?
@azriel36763 жыл бұрын
@@Raven-The-CrowX3 not really considering that he usually jumps into universes where everything is basically dangerous. He cannot choose where to go. He doesn't know how long he'll stay there. His power have really small advantages. Also he's kinda moron
@azriel36763 жыл бұрын
@@Raven-The-CrowX3 also.. Killing scarlet King isn't something that foundation is capable of
@Raven-The-CrowX33 жыл бұрын
@@azriel3676 cool.
@alexandramcginnis88723 жыл бұрын
I love how all the researchers just want to go home as their “greatest desire”
@amandapanda50873 жыл бұрын
And the one guy just wants a new tie
@goldennoodle872 жыл бұрын
@@lifethoughts6853 *purple tie
@pizzadog75753 жыл бұрын
The fact that they did not show 999's desire makes me real mad
@viktorijavaicekauskaite19943 жыл бұрын
We would prob see it playing with creatures
@WilliamRBl00m3 жыл бұрын
Its pretty obvious tho
@mikedanielespeja61283 жыл бұрын
*It's better that way.*
@Lezzite3 жыл бұрын
It would probally be everyone happy and scarlet king defeated
@justanobody26603 жыл бұрын
I have read scp 978's wiki and it said that 999's desire is to hug the guy taking the picture while he is laughing. also, 999 is eating m&m's that time.
@minecraftperson8412 Жыл бұрын
simple solution to 978 blackmail: - If you're about to be photographed, think of SCP-2521 - Image is removed existence the moment it develops
@dinolover3 жыл бұрын
Kinda wholesome that most SCP's just want to be treated well or have general freedom.
@tacodude833 жыл бұрын
Or kinda messed up that living normally is their truest desire, but i guess it's perspective
@codysonic12 жыл бұрын
What was 999 I wonder
@why22982 жыл бұрын
@@codysonic1 perhaps him being in a crowd of happy people.
@keylimepython6412 жыл бұрын
@Lavanya Singh Or both.
@andrewgaming103 жыл бұрын
“His head was replaced by a hand making a rude gesture”
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
That is hilarious!
@Sumirevins3 жыл бұрын
Well I don't know that Doctors History so I didn't got it
@thecolourblack97933 жыл бұрын
🖕
@andrewgaming103 жыл бұрын
@@Sumirevins it meant his head was replaced by a hand giving them the middle finger
My god the calculator one was so wholesome it just wants to be used for it's purpose 😢.
@karold65653 жыл бұрын
Yea
@Pumalocoooo3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@connorcriss3 жыл бұрын
“Math you need to use a calculator for”
@RubyPiec3 жыл бұрын
Please can we let the calculator free
@ThePresentation0103 жыл бұрын
'Cutest' calculator 7:43
@Borkington_3 жыл бұрын
"Well, that was predictable" Favorite line so far
@gfox-ck5xx3 жыл бұрын
Cockroaches are perfectly happy with their existence and that makes me so inexplicably happy.
@nexolight19773 жыл бұрын
Nah, they're just stupid bugs that fly everywhere and eat any shit they find. Yeah I'm blatophobic, they scare the shit out of me
@seeble83943 жыл бұрын
It makes me angry
@silverfox90043 жыл бұрын
gfox i totally agree! despite being in conditions we wouldn't like, they're happy even in that container 😁
@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale3 жыл бұрын
That or cockroaches are immune to the effect of the camera. They're immune to basically everything else, so...
@silverfox90043 жыл бұрын
@@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale xD
@gagida18293 жыл бұрын
_"He was allowed to keep the picture afterwards."_ _Everyone liked that_ Edit: I just dont understand how this got so many likes, it was at 72 like 3 days ago
@cheeriochurro3 жыл бұрын
It was cute-
@sirusblack27893 жыл бұрын
@@cheeriochurro neo that you
@harrisonleon5773 жыл бұрын
In an alternate universe were he didn't get to keep it: *sad music on the worlds smallest violin*
@gagida18293 жыл бұрын
@@harrisonleon577 😢
@bookboi5093 жыл бұрын
I liked that
@2DI0pictures3 жыл бұрын
Imagine how interesting politics and presidential elections would be the camera was a thing
@prasunkumar11253 жыл бұрын
countries would be going into civil war at that point lol
@matthewmorgan5823 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't be. You'd have one side that is obviously better to pick and the other that is obviously worse. If they were transparent in everything they do, most of them would be in jail.
@2DI0pictures3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmorgan582 like I said interesting
@bhikaristan69yearsagoor873 жыл бұрын
@@2DI0pictures u could find trumps intentions
@crazyfire94703 жыл бұрын
Stop before a flame war happens
@cmd_robloxgirl18932 жыл бұрын
I love the one with the little girl and the beast in the field, how happy
@juanda86683 жыл бұрын
I love how a lot of these SCPs just wanted to be happy and have normal lives.
@truck-us5pp3 жыл бұрын
All of them scp 682
@ceae693 жыл бұрын
@@truck-us5pp that's his normal life and he's happy
@ceae693 жыл бұрын
@@truck-us5pp that's his normal life and he's happy
@SStupendous3 жыл бұрын
@@ceae69 Reply twice
@SStupendous3 жыл бұрын
@@ceae69 Replying twice
@ComicalRealm3 жыл бұрын
Camera: *looks at self* Camera: what do I desire. Camera: *error*
@Human_traain3 жыл бұрын
I desire to know what other people desire
@ndt_dynamite22473 жыл бұрын
I think they did that with a mirror or something and it didn't do anything special.
@Qvmmy3 жыл бұрын
it might be the mirror's desire rather than camera
@paulodomes93353 жыл бұрын
Whenever I look at the mirror I feel the same
@Dewani903 жыл бұрын
This is my copy of the desire camera, it shows my deepest desires... Camera: I want a taco Apparently, I want a taco.
@mattmeyer993 жыл бұрын
Narrator: shake the Poloroid photo while it develops Outcast: HEYYYYY YAAAAAAA
@deidredarling83523 жыл бұрын
Shake it shake it shake it shake shake
@vsgfilmgroup3 жыл бұрын
@@deidredarling8352 SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PIII-CHAAAA
ok this one is kinda cute and i like it a lot, and the photo with 053 playing with 682 is especially precious. i hope she got to keep that picture, it's lovely.
@theseusswore3 жыл бұрын
So basically the Mirror of Erised but in the SCP universe and it's also a camera
@Human_traain3 жыл бұрын
*YES*
@birdhater0043 жыл бұрын
Also other people can see someone else’s desire
@luminex29063 жыл бұрын
yes
@Lady_Chalk3 жыл бұрын
Nerrrrrrd
@jonnycarcano3 жыл бұрын
Well, I'm glad I'm not the only guy who believes that.
@randomuser66123 жыл бұрын
when somebody takes a photo of me and shows my desire: In the photo: pizza rolls
@proffoctopus66yearsago223 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@erniemaemalle12443 жыл бұрын
If someone takes photo of me my desire is.. Hamburger bed
@proffoctopus66yearsago223 жыл бұрын
@@erniemaemalle1244 LOL
@the_eldritch_teacher3 жыл бұрын
ReeKid vibes are emanating from you
@LightningKacherg3 жыл бұрын
Take a picture and all you will see is me eating a bunch of pretzels
@juliantotriwijaya92083 жыл бұрын
Everyone: "I want this and that" meanwhile Dr.Bright: "I want to fucking die!" XD lol
@babayxga94153 жыл бұрын
"XD lol" fam shut the fuck up you cringy year 6
@juliantotriwijaya92083 жыл бұрын
@AceKiller Games it's for comedy effect r/woosh
@juliantotriwijaya92083 жыл бұрын
@@babayxga9415 I'm in my 20 lol XD who use emoji when you can type is faster than even emoji, you chose the fasters options in typing :D Edit: I made simple emoji with text
@juliantotriwijaya92083 жыл бұрын
@@babayxga9415 don't forget, there is no emoji on PC, you only have your keyboard/letters, no cute predrawn faces on your fingger :p Edit: unless if you're on discord or something
@lollyicebob46013 жыл бұрын
Well that’s one thing me and doctor bright have in common 😀
@Zurround2 жыл бұрын
Dr. Bright is the most interesting photo for me. He is immortal and cannot die and has even been told not to toy with the Shy guy by having staring contests with him and not to provoke the hard to kill reptile. He cannot die EVEN IF HE WANTS TO and he ACTUALLY WANTS TO DIE.
@juansanchez2.0503 жыл бұрын
I find it terrifying that 682 has memorized what every single member of the foundation staff looks like.
@SeventyTinyWyverns2 жыл бұрын
Gecko Boi want out.
@HzlTanooki2 жыл бұрын
Elephants: Finnaly, a worthy opponent.
@shgds2 жыл бұрын
@Sh♡to he did hunt down one specific researcher just because he laughed at him
@AGA-q3f2 жыл бұрын
@@shgds On the SCP-682 When day breaks scenario
@Whatever2easy2 жыл бұрын
@@AGA-q3f what happend to when day breaks reality is it just there and the scp foundation we follow never had that or got the distress signal about it
@michaelmatter26303 жыл бұрын
"The most innermost desires" Housewifes: *INVEST*
@Luxstar133 жыл бұрын
more like couples and married people.
@michaelmatter26303 жыл бұрын
@@Luxstar13 yeah yeah, i know
@user-cq5oy5uh3y3 жыл бұрын
XD
@okiedokie28403 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmatter2630 hi ok
@lohlaykheng4313 жыл бұрын
Me:make 9+10= 21
@koopaking61483 жыл бұрын
This seems like a perfect example of a scp that is classified safe and the chaos it could cause if the foundation didn't keep it under wraps...
@autumnetcetera2 жыл бұрын
exactly. in fact there's a classification, "threat level." it just indicates how unpredictable/dangerous something is as opposed to object class. this camera is safe cause it is unlikely it will breach but it's threat level could be considered something like orange (dangerous). meanwhile an entity that can teleport at will but is very friendly and does nothing harmful would be object class euclid/keter and have threat level green (not beneficial but not harmful)
@baconlando45693 жыл бұрын
7:10 probably because 096 doesn’t want to be seen. It’s Desire is to become invisible
@dixiedoodle40273 жыл бұрын
That one guy just really wanted a magenta tie, I hope someone got him a tie that matched the picture, such a simple thing, such a simple man. Also I have no idea what my picture would show and that scares me.
@spockthetrashpanda43 жыл бұрын
me neither dude i have no clue what mine would show
@impossiblegrl36983 жыл бұрын
I'm kind of glad I don't know mine. If it was something easily achievable, once I've done it, I'd always wonder "Well what now?" If it was something out of reach, I'd wonder, "what's the point of even trying".
@capncake88373 жыл бұрын
Same.
@amandapanda50873 жыл бұрын
I wonder what mine would show, though I have ideas
@Like.a.boss.2 жыл бұрын
mine probably would just be going to the backrooms
@Blueninja-xt4ci3 жыл бұрын
Wow, Dr. Brights desire is to finally die, that's kinda sad.
@greenrandall1433 жыл бұрын
Not like it’s shocking though He has mentioned it on countless occasions
@elduquecaradura14683 жыл бұрын
@@greenrandall143 mostly because he isn't immortal, he _can't die_ Wich, if you think about it, it's horrible
@valterfara50273 жыл бұрын
Unless you read "Unfinished Business" after "Games Reality Benders Play".
@greenrandall1433 жыл бұрын
@@valterfara5027 I read unfinished business is it related to games reality vendors playing anyway
@greenrandall1433 жыл бұрын
@@valterfara5027 I haven’t read the other one
@seancurrie54883 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised that they didn’t test it on a schizophrenic.
@dann34123 жыл бұрын
That could be either super strange and cool to study or just the subject without their deficiency doing something they could enjoy if not having schizophrenia
@clarasweetie95393 жыл бұрын
You good sir are a genius but wait if a person has split personality's what will the camera show 🤔
@foresight85273 жыл бұрын
@@clarasweetie9539 it depends who's controlling the body
@user-unos1113 жыл бұрын
@@clarasweetie9539 Two possibilities: 1) As the other guy said, it depends of who is controlling the body 2) The photo shows different overlapping images
@clarasweetie95393 жыл бұрын
@@user-unos111 or it'll show two different people next to each other representing two different personalities 🤔
@buhbruhh2 жыл бұрын
Some of these pictures make me smile, some SCPs just want to see people they love or enjoying themselves.
@kaenryuuart5433 жыл бұрын
Nobody: That one doctor: damn, i wished i choose the other tie this morning
@namelessentity11673 жыл бұрын
Theoretically this could be used as a test for SCP intelligence or actually having conscious
@rvpairofdicethewanderer23833 жыл бұрын
You mean testing which SCP is sentient? If so, then the answer is "YES" but it may be risky. There could be a risk that SCP-978 accidentally prints out a visual cognitohazard, after all.
@namelessentity11673 жыл бұрын
@@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 while that is true it's very unlikely to happen unless the entity in and of itself either has something to do with photographs or memetic hazards already such as the anti meme or anyone similar such as the shy guy
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
@@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 True, but it has shown that even certain SCPS that don’t really show signs of sapience are affected by the camera and have pictures of their desires taken.
@loljay32813 жыл бұрын
@@namelessentity1167 well 343 is sentient but show no changes. I mean he is god so
@namelessentity11673 жыл бұрын
@@loljay3281 he is a reality warper he can choose what it shows
@Human_traain3 жыл бұрын
"I think we bought the wrong camera"
@anonymous-fv6dx3 жыл бұрын
Well where did you buy it?
@Human_traain3 жыл бұрын
@@anonymous-fv6dx walmart
@jamesd81693 жыл бұрын
goodwill?
@skufdark11383 жыл бұрын
Wish
@unchi81473 жыл бұрын
*Bought
@Can_Head2 жыл бұрын
1:45 Or that the chair really enjoyed being a chair.
@ColinCartoons3 жыл бұрын
haha so wholesome how one employee just wanted a purple tie
@ligmaballsb.43453 жыл бұрын
yes
@ohmygahwd_imgay3 жыл бұрын
yes
@crispyandspicy68133 жыл бұрын
Dr. Bright just wanting to be dead. Dr. Scranton: "First Time?"
@itzsergiocobra59233 жыл бұрын
hah lol
@pandora50513 жыл бұрын
nah, Scranton just want to have quiet life with his wife on farm
@itzsergiocobra59233 жыл бұрын
@@pandora5051 ah ok
@gaminggramps19563 жыл бұрын
3001 is such a terrifying story, immortality is the worst form of torture
@cosmicyalt78403 жыл бұрын
@@gaminggramps1956 yep, especially if said immortal person is in a reality where nothing exists
@ultimatecharizard11643 жыл бұрын
Cockroaches are chill, they just wanna exist where they are
@sryinge38673 жыл бұрын
They are disgusting creatures i want them to be endangeres
@alkaupadhyay76503 жыл бұрын
@@sryinge3867 and so is humanity
@ERROR-k9v3 жыл бұрын
@@alkaupadhyay7650 humanity is not endangered
@alkaupadhyay76503 жыл бұрын
@@ERROR-k9v neither are cockroaches. He wanted them to, i wanted us to be.
@chriswentz51973 жыл бұрын
If they want to exist why they keep coming to my house
@slashine10712 жыл бұрын
Truly the most terrifying scp. Shy guy and sculpture has nothing on it.
@Envy13593 жыл бұрын
Maybe SCP-106 was a farmer and wants to go back to his "home" and see the old lady who I assume was his wife?
@ethaningram66913 жыл бұрын
It’s nearly impossible to guess what the old man wants though I have to agree with you on that one though I’m curious why haven’t the foundation try to locate the old woman’s identity if they find her they could possibly get a concrete evidence on the old mans origin and possible to negate its effects
@Kyumifun3 жыл бұрын
@@ethaningram6691 or a similar thing with the calculator. Some people have theories that the kid is propably it's owner and because the kid is Eric that means he maybe is also the owner of "Eric's Toy". If the Fundation could find that kid then they would also discover something new about one or both of those SCPs
@danteydantes84153 жыл бұрын
well 106 WAS a ww1 soldier before becoming 106
@pandora50513 жыл бұрын
@@danteydantes8415 you mean Dr. Scranton?
@danteydantes84153 жыл бұрын
@@pandora5051 no i mean that scp-106's origin story was that he was a ww1 soldier (which was already anomalous) and merged with another anomaly
@thebemisman16053 жыл бұрын
Man I feel bad for Jack Bright... he just wants to finally pass on from being immortal and tormented by the gang dudes. He just wants to _rest._
@Alex-f7v8z2 жыл бұрын
I know. I cried.
@mitz53983 жыл бұрын
They: take photo of me My desire: Shrek inviting me to his swamp
@wildestmage42543 жыл бұрын
Oh no that could be understood in a very bad way
@rome30503 жыл бұрын
yep
@johnisaacburns72603 жыл бұрын
Personally id like a lot of explosives, a sick ass truck, a target to blow up, and a cool suit so i dont die
@viralvegetable24113 жыл бұрын
@@wildestmage4254 that was the joke.
@glitter25523 жыл бұрын
Are you the guy with the temporary physical leave?
@Unidentified952 Жыл бұрын
This was the first SCP KZbin video I had ever watched. The only thing in this video I remember so vividly was the researchers taking a picture of Doctor Clef and getting a censored version of his face with a middle finger plastered over it. Someone I knew what the rude hand gesture was without it having to be said. I’m 99% I was eleven at the time.
@spectator32203 жыл бұрын
“Hmm I wonder what scp 682 desire is” 682: “I tell my desire every day”
@kostakonomi3 жыл бұрын
Well what you expect
@ForgedAnaris3 жыл бұрын
No one's talking about how the magazine says *"Rule 34."*
@chriswentz51973 жыл бұрын
We dont do that here
@TenebrisDragon3 жыл бұрын
They have good taste
@beyond45983 жыл бұрын
I was like BRUH
@Dracorex133 жыл бұрын
No one is talking about how 847 is on the cover.
@spamrisk77843 жыл бұрын
And that the maniqiun Scp was on it
@RockyWolfTheEditingWolf3 жыл бұрын
"well that was predictiable" "yes yes it was" that got me laughing
@dessirangelova26762 жыл бұрын
Same
@jelleluyten50172 жыл бұрын
I wonder why SCP 978 isn't used as part of the containment process of sentient SCP's. If the photo comes back showing the other SCP eating a person you know for sure you have a problem on hand, but if the photo shows the SCP doing something mundane you have supporting evidence of the SCP being most likely peaceful and would have lost nothing from the experiment.