SCP-1879 - Indoor Salesman (SCP Animation)

[@benlee5039]

Indoor salesman: give me your soul for this nuclear warhead Client: *o k*

[@cats_-dp6nf]

Lol

[@linhduong0809]

xD that one was a joke

[@danpen717]

Atheists laugh and think the jokes on him

[@That_Soviet_Memer]

Kim Jung un: can we go to america

[@willhooker9567]

I would

[@jaechell8401]

imagine this guy goes to one of the guys with a "no soliciting" sign and gets really emotional about it

[@user-wh4jc3wc4d]

The guy just suddenly turns Karen mode then knocks at the door at the speed of sound just to talk about the no soliciting sign.

[@unocarb]

Sad salesman noises

[@freezezone6547]

New containment protocols: big sign He no escape when there big sign.

[@SirDankleberry]

@@user-wh4jc3wc4d I wish to talk to you manage.... wait.

[@scp049leplaguedocter3]

Lol

[@jamvously7170]

"Hello there! Would you like to buy this Nuclear Warhead?" *"ok"*

[@hiss8]

Yes I would like the warhead where can I pick up

[@arvo-noon]

An extremely normal response

[@ZebraLuv]

Not technically illegal to buy and for two old records it's an absolute score.

[@teedeegremlin]

Sounds american enough

[@edrienmanzanero4081]

For two record tapes? Hell yes

[@thebugbehindthesnax]

Everyone talking about the warhead but is no one gonna talk about the fact that someone gave up their heart for a frickin rose

[@theunholyspiritakedjaqld2287]

Me to that guy: SIMP

[@mateolimon1050]

Ikr

[@TheReZisTLust]

Love what can u do

[@tsionwilliamson1385]

Well they may have thought that the salesman meant metaphorically

[@Lawsonomy1]

They thought he was handsome and that it was a pickup line.

[@Titanic-wo6bq]

"Trying to sell a border collie puppy" *_We have a deal!_*

[@AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg]

W a i t w h a t t i t a n i c ?

[@Zack_Zander]

Except you don’t even get to be with the dog for 12 year, what a scam. Meanwhile an atomic bomb for two record disc.

[@tacticalangle]

Theory: The indoor salesman’s “quota” is making an entire human body or entity. Like think about it, he went after a heart and attention. Two parts related to humans. Though, time might be a different case. Perhaps age for time.

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

Perhaps his boss is disembodied soul/spirit looking for a way to get a corporeal body?

[@afruitypunchy]

How about sugar though.

[@michaelyu2744]

@@afruitypunchy blood sugar. Wouldn't wanna make someone with low blood sugar

[@RandomNulls]

@@michaelyu2744 or personality or something

[@munchkin7151]

@@mr.knightthedetective7435 in such case, the saleman wouldn't be buying a soul because there is already a soul waiting for a body.

[@germandalek9687]

Imagine buying a Thermonuclear warhead from a guy and just wanting to listen to music later that day

[@thatchonkyfonky3327]

"Wildest thing happened to me today lad, some rando waltzed into my kitchen, sold me a fucking nuke and robbed me of my jazz and soul vinyls! Crazy fucker him"

[@somebodykares1]

Well seeing SCP-1879's Boss was angry about the discs means that SCP-1879 can misunderstand what the Boss wants him to get in exchange for the random things.

[@DarkNinja-bf6hk]

@@somebodykares1 it couldn't be a misunderstanding especially after taking tjings like hearts and time. He probably did it as a joke

[@somebodykares1]

@@DarkNinja-bf6hk But we don't know if the Boss specifically requested those that way...

[@DarkNinja-bf6hk]

@@somebodykares1 good point

[@lostnova]

Imagine hearing a knocking and then muffled by the walls *This House is Brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends*

[@Coolest-Daniel]

Dear god

[@tekelezakatiba4456]

I just can't anymore 😂😂😂😅😅

[@someonebehindascreen6902]

Fuckin hell 😤

[@gilanorodrigues7049]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chikencarter9871]

E

[@goldandsilver4211]

“For just a lung you can have this crate of kittens-“ “OH MY GOD, SHUT UP! Does the lung have to be mine, and where did the kittens come from”

[@AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg]

*le steals random guy's lung*

[@Cyansational]

Me: My lung or urs? Salesman: Urs. Me: Ur lung? Aight thanks! Salesman: Damn it

[@DarkNinja-bf6hk]

@@Cyansational GG EZ

[@Czar_Moss]

you can get one for like $70 from petsmart man

[@AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg]

@@Czar_Moss or better snatch one off the street or adopt

[@deez2322]

Imagine scp-1879 meeting the doorman and there just being an awkward silence while the doorman does his usual heavy grunting and breathing

[@tonyjrdeets]

Fuck Man, Thanks I needed that laugh badly. The only way to make that better is if He happened to be selling powdered coffee creamer.

[@Guntherson220]

Or if they got Mr. Deeds to answer the door.

[@onenameddome9247]

sounds like he is trying to build human, body parts, organs a soul, life time.

[@limeraldguy9784]

Interesting

[@yousifgamer0073]

Oooo wait maybe his boss wants a full human body for something idk but he is definitely gathering human organs

[@nyancatbeatcreature.3782]

Yes I was thinking the same

[@nyancatbeatcreature.3782]

Like heart brain, and a living soul and time as time is a part of been alive. (The time part sounds weird but like you got to have “time” to do stuff)

[@Fuckshaqratty]

Frankenstein

[@andrew13yearsago2]

So here's the plan for Containing the Scp Salesman: 1.Make a site in Washington 2.Make alot of rooms full of doors 3.Don't ever open the door 4.Scp contained

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

alternatively, lure him into a room with someone close to death, and when he is in just replace the door frame with flush concrete. if there is no door no more then he wouldnt be able to leave, experimentation with windows would be appropiate. lets see if he can leave through those

[@cawolinagoober_1]

Simple solution: *VILLAGER SPAWNER*

[@dyncleve8927]

Now I’m just imagining a scp cell with this guy staring at a door with a nuke shouting “do you want this nuke?”

[@GregLemons]

@@goosifyed9717 not so secretive tho is it

[@goosifyed9717]

@@GregLemons we could just pass it off as "he is a dangerous escape artist, and seriel killer" and say that "he died trying to attack someone, and the place is now private property for investigation.

[@Vhlathanosh]

The woman that accepted a warhead though 😂 😂

[@aconfusedcomputer1072]

Who wouldn’t?

[@debarjandatta2170]

Yes 🤣🤣

[@tugboat864]

I want a warhead I have some unfinished business with my neighbor that I'm planning on settling the American way

[@baguettebully4709]

Thats one hell of a deal. I hope he hopes out my fridge.

[@crubs83]

Those salesmen can get you to agree to some strange deals

[@AJackalopeNamedSilver]

“Never trust a man in a pinch-back suit with a smile that goes on for miles. Either he’s a creature from the far off reaches of space or a guy tryin’ to prey on the mentally fragile. The first and the latter need a dimwitted widows-“

[@DarkNinja-bf6hk]

LORD BUNG

[@harmlesstherobot7181]

OW MY EYE.

[@feshin8605]

my man throwing some bars

[@laubra5227]

Whether mechanical, botanical, satanic and beyond

[@bigboynow7936]

@The SCP Foundation pop yer pops right in it.

[@mistahanansi2264]

I could hear his boss yelling at him to get pictures of Spider-Man.

[@ThatGuyRNA]

I NEED PICTURES OF A REAL SOUL

[@wang38]

I understood the reference

[@arvo-noon]

*ĘĮÆIÏÆ*

[@antonioolalde4382]

Pffft XD

[@Tiperia]

jjj

[@inpognito_6293]

Imagine your neighbor just watching this while the salesman is there vibin in your door...

[@officialkpfpz7049]

*panics*

[@zinet3661]

*SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND INDOR SALEMAN*

[@LsdRaccoon]

“Could I have a moment of your time, 12 years to be exact?”

[@nopity3057]

I was just thinking: if this scp manifests behind shut doors, what happens if a person has a door which can only be kept half open? Does half of this scp manifest?

[@nuttynutsnutstache]

"I'll you infinite vibe for your music taste"

[@personperson8563]

I feel bad for him, he’s clearly not a bad person seeing how he didn’t claim the woman’s soul. He’s probably just forced to do this.

[@matthijs6741]

He claimed the woman's soul music records, not her actual soul

[@personperson8563]

@@matthijs6741 Yeah, that’s what I said.

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

I think he's forced to sell this stuff, that he has a quota to meet and is given the idea of a price that literal (when he said soul the person who he's working for wanted a actual soul) and he just bends the rules to help people

[@cdragon7583]

@@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 yeah

[@lapisbuterfly]

@@matthijs6741 lol

[@lucaschaudel]

"we've contacted you about your cars' extended warranty"

[@freezheatrepeat8688]

bruh that scam is more persistent than this scp

[@Twystyd_Glass]

Warranty *

[@roberteischen4170]

Lmao, right? I wrecked my car back in September, 2019. I still get calls about extending my warranty.

[@ZudinGodofWar]

More common than you think

[@MindfulMatters734]

@@roberteischen4170 I know a girl at my job who gets that call and said she'd never ever had a car.

[@theotherghostgirl337]

There’s a simple answer to this. Next time have a d-class come along and say he’ll buy as long as the salesmen gives a quick interview.

[@rosemaryaragon2917]

That’s pretty smart! However if he talks so fast that you can hardly get a word in maybe he wouldn’t even listen and just keep trying to pitch his sale?

[@theotherghostgirl337]

@@rosemaryaragon2917 that’s what tape recorders are for

[@gavinjenkins899]

They never mention him bargaining or haggling anywhere, so likely he just refuses and keeps babbling.

[@TheSeriousSentinel]

“if you live in Washington State, you need to be cautious” *hears knock at door, begins sweating profusely*

[@turtlewithepicmemes5616]

Indoor salesman: your the sales man and the sales man owns your house

[@Seek_35]

Normie, it's you'rheuhaiie not your. (Joke)

[@Xenosole66]

Turti its you're now CRY u lil BoI

[@frfergedflwdpfepdflerpfl86]

I htegkiyrwqsdertyyuookkknhgvcxxz

[@rowshanhabib3784]

Ok

[@nekominarie]

its free real eastate

[@abhishekvishwakarma2756]

I laughed so hard when he changed his serious voice to salesman voice

[@alelee54]

This man who was voicing needs an raise

[@luisemoralesfalcon4716]

Well he is a very dedicated salesman, but he should mind his manners.

[@masterryo8887]

True

[@hanasokol3946]

Ok boomer

[@user-wh4jc3wc4d]

@@hanasokol3946 wow you're such a memer using a dead joke.

[@CodyyMay]

@@user-wh4jc3wc4d its a girl, what do you expect.

[@Vogelgangg]

@@hanasokol3946 wow you're so funny! Im dead laughing rn!! Lol!!

[@muffetundertale882]

1870: *knocks on door Deaf people: I am four parallel universes ahead of you

[@lapisbuterfly]

???

[@dinpuiivanchhawng1741]

@@lapisbuterfly r/whoosh

[@Entity303unknown]

@@dinpuiivanchhawng1741 lol

[@RatchetTheCat]

1879*

[@bluescreen237]

*knocks in sign language*

[@a1ecto554]

Why do I get the feeling he’s about try to sell me Raid Shadow Legends

[@rgm-96xjesta31]

Me: "Ha! boy I hate to be the people who can be affected by this SCP!" "If you live in Washington State, you might need to be wary of a certain salesman" Me, who lives in Seattle: *Nervous laughter*

[@connorscott6479]

No no no here’s what you do... TRY SELLING HIM SOMETHING

[@ThatGuyRNA]

Just don’t accept

[@half.blight]

This SCP isn't real, but you might wanna move anyway since Seattle is such a shithole

[@connorscott6479]

@@half.blight Are you saying it’s not canon or not real... because we all know it’s fake we just have fun with what if? Or I could not be understanding your comment correctly

[@chipdawolf4355]

@@connorscott6479 yes, assert your dominance

[@ZeoViolet]

I found the "Arethra Franklin" interpretation of "a human soul" incredibly funny. I wonder if he is a tad reluctant to, you know, actually swipe a human soul. Someone's heart (and circulatory system), maybe. But a soul? That's kinda hard to put a true price on.

[@scp049leplaguedocter3]

Ya like jazz

[@sunmal1599]

SCP Could do a deal with him, offering him some class D to get a lot of easy-sells in exchange for some answers. That could be also a way to contain him in the fundation

[@shinraset]

That could potentially work unless the boss has a very specific list of customers that he wants the salesman to solicit.

[@GHOSTRIDER373737]

I'd like to think this scp is actually an employee of MC&D.

[@doomforzombies]

@@shinraset I’d be curious how he’d react to someone trying to make a deal with him that wasn’t 100% his terms like what ever he’s offered you say I’ll take a lesser and you get half of what your asking or sure I take what your selling but I’ll give you something else

[@nopity3057]

Should they clone d-class in scp-222, transport them to scp-970 (never-ending hallway) with their job just being to agree to scp-1879's deals?

[@georgesmithpatton6382]

"would you like to give me a chunk from the front of your brain" "Why would i do that" "i...Err... I'll give you a glock" *"deal"*

[@dextreme7186]

*National anthem of the United States of American intensifies* No, seriously, that's the most American thing I've heard someone say and this is the blooming internet for 343's sake.

[@lucasramey6427]

@@dextreme7186 don't you just love America the place where you can sell your blood or organs to reduce your prison sentence, people sure did love to read dystopian novels until they ended up in one

[@ModernWhoFan5B]

"... only to find that two of her vinyl records had gone missing- Lady Soul and Almighty Fire..." I just burst out laughing at that. Takes years of your life, takes your entire circulatory system, takes your soul... music. Whoever wrote that needs a promotion.

[@ashwhite2308]

Me: so what do you sell Scp-1879: anomalies Me: anomalies? Scp-1879: Yes, of highest quality From mechanical, botanical, satanic and beyond The spawn that makes you ponder yonder these Anomalies Yes, Anomalies Affordable in this economy?

[@mushee3782]

If I buy the microwave will you leave?

[@otterblau5253]

It's just a cow bell, nothing magical. I just thought it was funny.

[@ashwhite2308]

@@mushee3782 Now that's the spirit! Just sign here, here, and here Have no fear, don't be alarmed Unless you're harmed from being disarmed Which you are! I assure you, madam, this sturdy gray oven has a thirty-day policy guarantee Like you need it Since you'll bleed out in about thirty seconds I reckon So before you enter the realm of the dead with an oven and a missing joint Here's the point: Never trust a man in a pitch-black suit with a smile that goes on for miles Either he's a creature from the far off reaches of space or a man trying to prey on the mentally fragile

[@joeschmo1504]

Waiting for ep8

[@Agilku117]

I understand that reference.

[@MegaDuras]

The agent obviously didn't have a business spirit. He should have just said "we have D-class for your quota".

[@juango500]

"Well hello there lady! What's your name?" "Annie." "Annie, it is lovely to meet ya!" "Tell me, are you tired of the uninspired salesman talk brick-a-brack on the old windowsill?" "Yes I am actually." "WEL" "YOU'RE IN LUCK!"

[@polarjet1833]

Well I couldn’t help but notice that your wonderful abode is bland with a capital B, so listen to me most definitely these spaces are gonna get erased and replaced with stuff from the wonderful corners of the map were too dang scared to tap how bout that now your listening soon your living room is sparkling out of the park with anomalies

[@editedname6739]

Anomalies?

[@swaglevi4315]

@@editedname6739 That's right annie, ANOMALIES~!. ya see that fancy schancy painting over dere? It eats peoples souls! the tv over there gets over 7000.700050 channels! some are even.... ~out of this wo r l d ~ but don't stop me now annie because i'm willing to throw in your very own! door to nowhere, yep that's right. this door GOES LITERALLY N O W H E RE you step inside and blam you're in the white void

[@shine7103]

@@swaglevi4315 How tf can you guys remember the lyrics when I can't even hear it

[@juango500]

@@swaglevi4315 the hell? is this your parody?

[@lisafernandez-cruz9272]

Plot twist: he’s one of GMANS employers

[@jd_the_cat]

Maybe

[@mateuszkubas4433]

Or maybe it's Vault-Tec?

[@ferrellfamily6316]

That 12 years story seems to be like one of those movies where a plane disappears for 40 years and when it finally comes back the passengers say they've only been on the plane for 5 hours

[@NessLow]

There was a TV show about that a few years ago don’t remember the name but it had a plot like that.

[@CoolF41lur3]

​@@NessLow.

[@notprosperBEATS]

​@@NessLow its called manifest

[@wun_zee3599]

He's like an evil genie that doesn't let you pick what you wish for

[@stoneinspace]

imagine being on the toilet and hearing a knock on thr door.

[@coolice5786]

*Gotta crap harder to assert dominance!*

[@blakem.trimble9942]

@@coolice5786 or better yet, open the door and continue

[@Connor-ONeill]

​@@blakem.trimble9942 look at him dead in the eyes while dropping a deuce to assert dominance.

[@cameronballz6154]

But then you realize he's selling toilet paper

[@scp049leplaguedocter3]

I did

[@denontown]

Everybody gangsta until more salesmen appear in front of your doorstep.

[@scp049leplaguedocter3]

*does he sell vaccine?*

[@1.21jiggawatts2]

This SCP seems like it wouldn’t be that hard to contain. We know that it won’t stop knocking and just like when they recorded the message, if someone reports this before opening the Door, agents can arrive on the scene. It was clear that he can be physically restrained and he only teleports when traveling through a door. If the agents board up all the other doors in the house and then board up the door once they let the salesmen in, he can’t escape. Additionally, he can only use his powers if someone agrees to a deal. As long as you pay attention to all of his and your wording, he can’t do anything. There would be a problem of getting him out of the house, but I assume that if the door’s walls were destroyed, they wouldn’t be considered doors. Then all you would need to do is transport him and contain him in a way that doesn’t contain any “doors”. Maybe some type of cage can be built around him?

[@gadriver]

Or show him a picture of 096

[@1.21jiggawatts2]

@@gadriver I guess that can work, but that would just be neutralization and not capture. Also, this is just a thought experiment so it’s more fun to use the creature’s attributes against them rather than just using a generic option that can defeat most SCPs

[@wisteria8939]

yeah hes hella easy to contain when ya think about it

[@lucasramey6427]

He probably just teleports to behind a door and is able to use doorframes to teleport since he was talking like he was already on earth during the conversation between him and his boss so probably the best way to capture him is to open the door immediately grab him cuff him and gag him so he can't make any deals to get him out of the house just bring him through a window so he can't teleport then you'll have to walk him to a facility who's entrance doesn't use doors like one who's entrance is an elevator underground then bring him into a room where you have to unscrew a wall off in order to get in or out of that way he has no chance of using any doors to escape

[@zombiesalmon4997]

Its a shame that such cool scps like this get overlooked by the more popular ones.

[@noelblack8159]

„Good Morning! Vault-Tec Calling!“

[@katebishopsupremacy3176]

I understood that reference

[@Morganaplays]

tru

[@danverse1089]

Fallout 4

[@vikeneswarannedunchezhiyan6332]

I wonder if he is still going around during the pandemic

[@jacobsheehan9715]

Not without his mask

[@friedrichderhohevonweedman6093]

"Hello there sir/mam. How would you like this top quality, never used, UNDENIABLE proof that 5G is the cause of the outbreak. Just need ya brains and it's YOURS! This is a ONE IN A LIFETIME deal were YOU have absolutely NOTHING to lose! So take advantage of it while it's available!" Boom, Pandemic just got a LOT easier to fight.

[@jamesward4596]

"Anomalies? Yes anomalies!" Your not a true scp fan until you hear that song.

[@IzeecClarke]

(insert song lyrics)

[@innovativedunce3706]

Yes. Anomalies, from Lord Bung. AND, from what I could understand from the recent trailer for Confinement - Episode 8: The Salesman, this guy is the focus of the next episode.

[@snurmdog]

the botanical mechanical satanic and beyond!

[@matthewk2780]

Gate keeper

[@michaelyu2744]

So I couldn't help but notice that your wonderful abode is Bland with a capital B

[@alexwang007]

2:50 the puppy licked the agent LMAO

[@lilcreeper2635]

“Hey, would you like to buy an indoor ocean? It’ll only cost you your fridge.”

[@pandabigfat8297]

Scp 1879 selling a nuclear warhead: I’m just a businessman trying to do business

[@collinhaney1544]

Indoors salesman says he wants your soul Me: gives CD “here”

[@J0hnB09]

Him: YES!

[@chillykoolaid6167]

me replies: WellTooBadMister,MineLeftYearsAgo

[@xkakashi01]

I can imagine that scenario with scooby doo chase music in background and I'm dying🤣🤣🤣

[@22neosiriwongwattana12]

5:31 Finally. The man in my math question.

[@akystaracer2229]

If he came at me asking if I could buy something off them. I would just say, “sorry, you got the wrong sibling.” And then leave the house and sleep over at a friends place after warning my family not to go back to the house and to call the police.

[@camerongrondzki2716]

finally my favorite SCP, and Lord Buung's animation is perfect

[@dewaunwarren1]

Seems like they were pretty close to capturing him until one of the researchers agreed to his deal. Maybe if you block all the exits and don't talk to him you can capture him.

[@bulgarianbruh4951]

My guy sold a nuclear warhead for the "soul" XD

[@Zoten001]

This seems like an SCP that would be easy to eliminate, even by accident. If some rando just appeared inside my house, fucker is getting at the very least stabbed.

[@greyrifterrellik5837]

Send me in. For some reason, sales pitches backfire on me every single time; the harder they try, the more I dig my heels in and refuse.

[@Otto_Von_Beansmarck]

5:08 "if they lose 12 years of their life they are getting off easy" 5:30 "Ah yes losing all your candy a fate worse then death"

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

or your vinyls

[@omegaotaku1342]

Other people in the comments theorized that his "quota" is building a human being with how he takes circulatory systems and souls with each payment, but nobody mentions the sugar thing. Apparently he's reluctant to do these things (such as how he jokingly took the two vinyl discs as a soul rather than taking a real soul), so when he needed to get sugar, he instead took all the sugary goods in the victim's kitchen instead of taking their blood sugar.

[@eugenebridgesii7582]

She experienced the salesman effects of the Thanos “SNAP”.

[@KasimD]

I thought when he said give me some sugar, he was gonna take all the red blood cells containing glucose (sugar) from his body

[@isaacireland1832]

Another good scp story, I never herd this SCP before

[@christopherwilsonj]

Deaf ppl never herd of this too

[@coolyboyswaggtyre3]

@@christopherwilsonj lul

[@magsim8973]

One really underrated scp that I would love to see featured on this channel is SCP-2382

[@supercellfreak3627]

What is it?

[@jamesdonoughue4557]

Me I mysteriously eat all your cereal while u sleep, I'm a true horror

[@supercellfreak3627]

Oh no

[@magsim8973]

@@supercellfreak3627 go to the scp wiki, it explains what scp 2382 is in a lot of detail

[@supercellfreak3627]

Interesting

[@airbearstanley4968]

I LOVE THE END WHERE HE DOSE THAT VOICE

[@AtomicRaptR]

“No I don’t want your SCP 500 pills or your weird talking comedy mask.”

[@dextreme7186]

What about a way to be able to effortlessly find the love of your life and know they feel the same for you just for the measly price of a even smaller game? * *One game of SSB:Ultimate later* *

[@tinseldegree6968]

The salespersons tactics have changed.

[@mrstorch5068]

They have ascended to the paranormal realm just to sell you that microwave.

[@shadowknight7584]

5:41 holy crap that escalated extremely quickly

[@whatifgodisjustlegs3344]

salesman:ill give u a nuke fo- russia:ILL TAKE UR ENTIRE STOCK

[@life__ofValentin]

hahaha

[@danievandenheever8295]

Whait is that how Russia got like 7000 nuclear weapons

[@danievandenheever8295]

@Boeing 777x I know I also made a joke

[@EthanResendizOfficial]

They can contain him by simply blocking the doors and not accepting ANY offers and simply do what RHO-4 did and demand him to talk.

[@gaychainsaw646]

Idc if you broke into my house, if you're bringing a puppy and selling it to me, you've got a deal.

[@sovietrussiahajimeanima6283]

Theory: this indoor salesman is most likely a reality warping and time manipulation entity

[@Flagkid]

He can send someone to the future, stop time (maybe?) when he dissapeared. Cool theory tho

[@RandomNulls]

I feel like the foundation should just let him meet his quota by giving him D class personnel to get what he needs from

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Can you re-write this within the format of Containment Procedures? I am actually curious what such a proposal would look like, how it would be sold to the board, and pass the ethics committee. This is because I actually think you are on to something here, as one mission goal of the S.C.P. foundation is to contain the knowledge of such anomalies. While it wouldn't contain the potential damage from being caused, having the pitch always occur within a containment site would serve the mascaraed quite well. S.C.P. 1879 might even be willing to go for it, unless the people being sold to are important in some way.

[@foxinabox5103]

But it only appears in washington, like the whole f-ing state. Maybe they can put some d class scattered around the state. But thats not a guarantee that it'll work 100%

[@RandomNulls]

@@foxinabox5103 like the phone-call scenario but they should bring some class D and tell him that he can meet his quota from off of class D. Technically for the cost of a few class D it would be a neutralized SCP

[@foxinabox5103]

@@RandomNulls i mean, that's a gray area there. We know how elusive this gentleman is, and he's avoiding the foundation. But, at the best case scenario they can cut a deal by selling his stuff to the foundation and they (referring to the foundation) are going to use D-class for the "costumer" Ya know, could work but there's some factor at play. Maybe his boss dont want him to do that, and he (referring to the boss) only want these seemingly random people to be the costumer. And that got me thinking, what IF! What if the boss have a sorta list of costumers? So, they're picking random people to be put in the list. And the boss wont sell these stuff to other people. Maybe thats why this gentleman only operated in 1 state, bcuz that's their target demographic. demographic?

[@RandomNulls]

@@foxinabox5103 I mean like I am just realizing the fact that the “boss” could be like the “scarlet king” trying to make a form on the earth also idk why the boss wouldn’t accept either way cause the boss like most people would be happy to get what they wanted either way

[@illiengalene2285]

In Germany selling things at the door is actually illegal.

[@SkylerHayes02]

so he's german-

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

im sure some broader law has the concept of door to door salesman in its clutches instead of lawmakers saying that this specific business model is bad ofr consuzmers. right?

[@noelblack8159]

Das wusste ich ja noch nichtmal

[@Ayrrows]

Ja das ist richtig

[@kagavice]

THE ENDING OMFGDYDRJGD WHOEVER DOES THE VOICE OVER I LOVE YOU😭😭💖

[@lwolfstar7618]

I don't know about anyone else, but the narrator (or narrators?) For this channel is one of the most enjoyable I've heard. He could probably make reading the dictionary enjoyable lol

[@Breidablik06]

“If you live in Washington State” Ah fuck

[@Breidablik06]

@xero life 150... what?

[@ZudinGodofWar]

That's where you live

[@CrprCrw]

AHHHH

[@idontknowwhatimdoing2413]

@@Breidablik06 150 weeks of your life

[@Breidablik06]

@@idontknowwhatimdoing2413 shit

[@lilickyvicky5326]

*Indoors salesmen*: for 9 years I will giv... *Me with finals*: Yes

[@Twystyd_Glass]

Finals*

[@lilickyvicky5326]

@@Twystyd_Glass No idea what ur talking about

[@oliver6092]

@@lilickyvicky5326 wow 3 seconds ago

[@ArcanineEspeon]

@@Twystyd_Glass Ooh that was weird. I clicked on their comment to say the same thing and surprise surprise, the mistake was already corrected.

[@Twystyd_Glass]

@@lilickyvicky5326 let’s just hope one of those finals isn’t English 😂

[@ozaauliaramadhan1485]

I hate the fact that they almost got him but Agent Roger ruined the whole situation for indefinite time

[@NightDawnDusk]

I would give him an offer saying. I've got a line of people who can take your offers no questions asked and you'll meet your quota. So afterwards give us an interview of your lifestory and how you got into this line of business

[@DavidJohnsonFromSeattle]

I don't know why they didn't just try offer him a deal. Figure out what quota he needs to meet and offer it to him

[@GenericGeeza]

I love how many of these SCPs Ive never heard of

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Indeed, While S.C.P. Animators, and we love you guys, did start with the popular ones... I am glad to see they are expanding into the more obscure. Those ones are far more interesting, if you ask me, even if they are not well known for being 'the first entry' or the one everyone keeps saying 'oh, I could neutralize that easily.' Anyone can create an Anomaly which is immune to neutralization, or end the world... takes actual talent to create one that makes the reader stop, think and then dread the mundane objects within their life!

[@nataliegrant7902]

These stories hit different when you actually live in the area its described to appear in...

[@disembodiednarrator]

KZbin: so yeah, there’s 2 comments. Me: oh cool what are they? KZbin: nO

[@debarjandatta2170]

Lol

[@Fickji]

KZbin does seem to do that a lot when you're super early.

[@ovni2295]

Has anyone just tried punching him? That works on most door to door salesmen.

[@zulucruz664]

5:30 I expect “the buyer” suddenly be cured from diabetes

[@thatpockyperson9115]

The salesman of the devil 😯 his form of torture: annoying people

[@samwilliams7400]

Bruh I live in Washington someone inside your bathroom wanting to sell you breadsticks at midnight is just a normal occurrence.

[@samwilliams7400]

@@etervius yea like twice or so. Surprisingly, not for my own.

[@omosgod]

Burn the Whole House Down tell him wait right here...Funny he goes to a person who is Deaf he would never leave...

[@ZudinGodofWar]

Lol

[@ZudinGodofWar]

But just imagine if it was a Helen Keller situation

[@blattodephobia]

Imagine the mortgage this poor SCP has put on its house.

[@pancsaer2]

How to make sure the Indoor salesman can't leave. Step 1. Wait for him to knock. Step 2. Open the door. Step 3. Open all your doors, and glue them open. Step 4. Glue the front door shut. Step 5. Leave through the window.

[@statiiczplayzz4152]

How to survive with me : Just be homeless so he just goes onto over people

[@Inkedalic3]

You could also just have a house with only a front door and a curtain if you need privacy

[@bansikaul3271]

Theory:there's a whole realm full of 1879 instances and the boss works for an entity who wants humans dead

[@tomasrey1375]

2 albums for a thermonuclear warhead, sounds like a minecraft villager trade

[@elywahl9520]

Lmfao "want this warhead for your soul" "oh yeah of course" 🤣🤣🤣

[@mitologijaiokultizam7608]

You can say that I'm SCP anomally of some sorte myself. I have some "special" feromons and few another stuff that makes me magnetic atractive to all living organisams in the area of some 30 yards around me. If I choose so, naturally.

[@JackTWT]

1879: *wHY NoT ThIS ReFRiGeraTor*? Me: Understandable have a great day. 1879: So you have chosen death

[@rocketpenguin2207]

This just seems like stalkering but with extra steps

[@blades9152]

The best version of this scp was in lord bungs’ anomalies video

[@HallowIce]

They had us in the first half of 'lady's soul' ngl

[@MegaTroy12]

Who ever voice the indoor salesman, give that man a raise!

[@Lily-L-H]

if he came to me and tried to sell 220 bananas I WOULDN'T EVEN ASK FOR THE PRICE GIMME THOSE BANANAS AND GET OUT

[@ban_gali]

I can't stop myself from saying that the narrator is actually the best narrator in the world even the most useless scp stories will get life if it's been narrated by this guy...... Ciao xd

[@DouglasCarter69]

Door to door Salesmen are absolutely still a thing they aren’t even that uncommon

[@anitacrumbly]

I've only ever encountered girl scouts selling cookies lol never actual door to door salesmen

[@caleb7461]

The indoor salesman is an absolute madlad. And the narrator at the end is just funny.

[@JON-es4wk]

I wonder if u wait long enough, not letting the salesman leave, it could fail to meet the quota and something dramatic happen