SCP-1879 - Indoor Salesman (SCP Animation)

SCP-1879, also known as the Indoor Salesman, is a phenomenon that manifests in homes throughout Washington. Subjects will hear persistent knocking from the interior doors of their homes and the knocking doesn't stop until the door is opened. A man who claims to be a salesman will emerge from the door and try to pitch a bizarre product to the subject whose home he's just invaded. But be careful, because the price you'll pay for these products may not be what you expect...
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[@benlee5039]

Indoor salesman: give me your soul for this nuclear warhead Client: *o k*

[@cats_-dp6nf]

Lol

[@linhduong0809]

xD that one was a joke

[@danpen717]

Atheists laugh and think the jokes on him

[@That_Soviet_Memer]

Kim Jung un: can we go to america

[@willhooker9567]

I would

[@Vhlathanosh]

The woman that accepted a warhead though 😂 😂

[@aconfusedcomputer1072]

Who wouldn’t?

[@debarjandatta2170]

Yes 🤣🤣

[@tugboat864]

I want a warhead I have some unfinished business with my neighbor that I'm planning on settling the American way

[@baguettebully4709]

Thats one hell of a deal. I hope he hopes out my fridge.

[@crubs83]

Those salesmen can get you to agree to some strange deals

[@lostnova]

Imagine hearing a knocking and then muffled by the walls *This House is Brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends*

[@Coolest-Daniel]

Dear god

[@tekelezakatiba4456]

I just can't anymore 😂😂😂😅😅

[@someonebehindascreen6902]

Fuckin hell 😤

[@gilanorodrigues7049]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chikencarter9871]

E

[@thebugbehindthesnax]

Everyone talking about the warhead but is no one gonna talk about the fact that someone gave up their heart for a frickin rose

[@theunholyspiritakedjaqld2287]

Me to that guy: SIMP

[@mateolimon1050]

Ikr

[@TheReZisTLust]

Love what can u do

[@tsionwilliamson1385]

Well they may have thought that the salesman meant metaphorically

[@Lawsonomy1]

They thought he was handsome and that it was a pickup line.

[@deez2322]

Imagine scp-1879 meeting the doorman and there just being an awkward silence while the doorman does his usual heavy grunting and breathing

[@tonyjrdeets]

Fuck Man, Thanks I needed that laugh badly. The only way to make that better is if He happened to be selling powdered coffee creamer.

[@Guntherson220]

Or if they got Mr. Deeds to answer the door.

[@andrew13yearsago2]

So here's the plan for Containing the Scp Salesman: 1.Make a site in Washington 2.Make alot of rooms full of doors 3.Don't ever open the door 4.Scp contained

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

alternatively, lure him into a room with someone close to death, and when he is in just replace the door frame with flush concrete. if there is no door no more then he wouldnt be able to leave, experimentation with windows would be appropiate. lets see if he can leave through those

[@noobland3601]

Simple solution: *VILLAGER SPAWNER*

[@dyncleve8927]

Now I’m just imagining a scp cell with this guy staring at a door with a nuke shouting “do you want this nuke?”

[@GregLemons]

@@goosifyed9717 not so secretive tho is it

[@goosifyed9717]

@@GregLemons we could just pass it off as "he is a dangerous escape artist, and seriel killer" and say that "he died trying to attack someone, and the place is now private property for investigation.

[@jamvously7170]

"Hello there! Would you like to buy this Nuclear Warhead?" *"ok"*

[@hiss8]

Yes I would like the warhead where can I pick up

[@arvo-noon]

An extremely normal response

[@ZebraLuv]

Not technically illegal to buy and for two old records it's an absolute score.

[@teedeegremlin]

Sounds american enough

[@edrienmanzanero4081]

For two record tapes? Hell yes

[@mistahanansi2264]

I could hear his boss yelling at him to get pictures of Spider-Man.

[@ThatGuyRNA]

I NEED PICTURES OF A REAL SOUL

[@wang38]

I understood the reference

[@arvo-noon]

*ĘĮÆIÏÆ*

[@antonioolalde4382]

Pffft XD

[@Tiperia]

jjj

[@theotherghostgirl337]

There’s a simple answer to this. Next time have a d-class come along and say he’ll buy as long as the salesmen gives a quick interview.

[@rosemaryaragon2917]

That’s pretty smart! However if he talks so fast that you can hardly get a word in maybe he wouldn’t even listen and just keep trying to pitch his sale?

[@theotherghostgirl337]

@@rosemaryaragon2917 that’s what tape recorders are for

[@gavinjenkins899]

They never mention him bargaining or haggling anywhere, so likely he just refuses and keeps babbling.

[@AJackalopeNamedSilver]

“Never trust a man in a pinch-back suit with a smile that goes on for miles. Either he’s a creature from the far off reaches of space or a guy tryin’ to prey on the mentally fragile. The first and the latter need a dimwitted widows-“

[@DarkNinja-bf6hk]

LORD BUNG

[@harmlesstherobot7181]

OW MY EYE.

[@feshin8605]

my man throwing some bars

[@laubra5227]

Whether mechanical, botanical, satanic and beyond

[@bigboynow7936]

@The SCP Foundation pop yer pops right in it.

[@lucaschaudel]

"we've contacted you about your cars' extended warranty"

[@freezheatrepeat8688]

bruh that scam is more persistent than this scp

[@Twystyd_Glass]

Warranty *

[@roberteischen4170]

Lmao, right? I wrecked my car back in September, 2019. I still get calls about extending my warranty.

[@ZudinGodofWar]

More common than you think

[@MindfulMatters734]

@@roberteischen4170 I know a girl at my job who gets that call and said she'd never ever had a car.

[@inpognito_6293]

Imagine your neighbor just watching this while the salesman is there vibin in your door...

[@officialkpfpz7049]

*panics*

[@zinet3661]

*SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND INDOR SALEMAN*

[@LsdRaccoon]

“Could I have a moment of your time, 12 years to be exact?”

[@nopity3057]

I was just thinking: if this scp manifests behind shut doors, what happens if a person has a door which can only be kept half open? Does half of this scp manifest?

[@nuttynutsnutstache]

"I'll you infinite vibe for your music taste"

[@ashwhite2308]

Me: so what do you sell Scp-1879: anomalies Me: anomalies? Scp-1879: Yes, of highest quality From mechanical, botanical, satanic and beyond The spawn that makes you ponder yonder these Anomalies Yes, Anomalies Affordable in this economy?

[@mushee3782]

If I buy the microwave will you leave?

[@otterblau5253]

It's just a cow bell, nothing magical. I just thought it was funny.

[@ashwhite2308]

@@mushee3782 Now that's the spirit! Just sign here, here, and here Have no fear, don't be alarmed Unless you're harmed from being disarmed Which you are! I assure you, madam, this sturdy gray oven has a thirty-day policy guarantee Like you need it Since you'll bleed out in about thirty seconds I reckon So before you enter the realm of the dead with an oven and a missing joint Here's the point: Never trust a man in a pitch-black suit with a smile that goes on for miles Either he's a creature from the far off reaches of space or a man trying to prey on the mentally fragile

[@joeschmo1504]

Waiting for ep8

[@Agilku117]

I understand that reference.

[@a1ecto554]

Why do I get the feeling he’s about try to sell me Raid Shadow Legends

[@Titanic-wo6bq]

"Trying to sell a border collie puppy" *_We have a deal!_*

[@AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg]

W a i t w h a t t i t a n i c ?

[@Zack_Zander]

Except you don’t even get to be with the dog for 12 year, what a scam. Meanwhile an atomic bomb for two record disc.

[@turtlewithepicmemes5616]

Indoor salesman: your the sales man and the sales man owns your house

[@Seek_35]

Normie, it's you'rheuhaiie not your. (Joke)

[@Xenosole66]

Turti its you're now CRY u lil BoI

[@frfergedflwdpfepdflerpfl86]

I htegkiyrwqsdertyyuookkknhgvcxxz

[@rowshanhabib3784]

Ok

[@nekominarie]

its free real eastate

[@ZeoViolet]

I found the "Arethra Franklin" interpretation of "a human soul" incredibly funny. I wonder if he is a tad reluctant to, you know, actually swipe a human soul. Someone's heart (and circulatory system), maybe. But a soul? That's kinda hard to put a true price on.

[@scp049leplaguedocter3]

Ya like jazz

[@muffetundertale882]

1870: *knocks on door Deaf people: I am four parallel universes ahead of you

[@lapisbuterfly]

???

[@dinpuiivanchhawng1741]

@@lapisbuterfly r/whoosh

[@entity303unknown5]

@@dinpuiivanchhawng1741 lol

[@RatchetTheCat]

1879*

[@bluescreen237]

*knocks in sign language*

[@ferrellfamily6316]

That 12 years story seems to be like one of those movies where a plane disappears for 40 years and when it finally comes back the passengers say they've only been on the plane for 5 hours

[@NessLow]

There was a TV show about that a few years ago don’t remember the name but it had a plot like that.

[@CoolF41lur3]

​@@NessLow.

[@notprosperBEATS]

​@@NessLow its called manifest

[@stoneinspace]

imagine being on the toilet and hearing a knock on thr door.

[@coolice5786]

*Gotta crap harder to assert dominance!*

[@blakem.trimble9942]

@@coolice5786 or better yet, open the door and continue

[@Connor-ONeill]

​@@blakem.trimble9942 look at him dead in the eyes while dropping a deuce to assert dominance.

[@cameronballz6154]

But then you realize he's selling toilet paper

[@scp049leplaguedocter3]

I did

[@wun_zee3599]

He's like an evil genie that doesn't let you pick what you wish for

[@lisafernandez-cruz9272]

Plot twist: he’s one of GMANS employers

[@jd_the_cat]

Maybe

[@mateuszkubas4433]

Or maybe it's Vault-Tec?

[@1.21jiggawatts2]

This SCP seems like it wouldn’t be that hard to contain. We know that it won’t stop knocking and just like when they recorded the message, if someone reports this before opening the Door, agents can arrive on the scene. It was clear that he can be physically restrained and he only teleports when traveling through a door. If the agents board up all the other doors in the house and then board up the door once they let the salesmen in, he can’t escape. Additionally, he can only use his powers if someone agrees to a deal. As long as you pay attention to all of his and your wording, he can’t do anything. There would be a problem of getting him out of the house, but I assume that if the door’s walls were destroyed, they wouldn’t be considered doors. Then all you would need to do is transport him and contain him in a way that doesn’t contain any “doors”. Maybe some type of cage can be built around him?

[@gadriver]

Or show him a picture of 096

[@1.21jiggawatts2]

@@gadriver I guess that can work, but that would just be neutralization and not capture. Also, this is just a thought experiment so it’s more fun to use the creature’s attributes against them rather than just using a generic option that can defeat most SCPs

[@wisteriad8939]

yeah hes hella easy to contain when ya think about it

[@lucasramey6427]

He probably just teleports to behind a door and is able to use doorframes to teleport since he was talking like he was already on earth during the conversation between him and his boss so probably the best way to capture him is to open the door immediately grab him cuff him and gag him so he can't make any deals to get him out of the house just bring him through a window so he can't teleport then you'll have to walk him to a facility who's entrance doesn't use doors like one who's entrance is an elevator underground then bring him into a room where you have to unscrew a wall off in order to get in or out of that way he has no chance of using any doors to escape

[@MegaDuras]

The agent obviously didn't have a business spirit. He should have just said "we have D-class for your quota".

[@ModernWhoFan5B]

"... only to find that two of her vinyl records had gone missing- Lady Soul and Almighty Fire..." I just burst out laughing at that. Takes years of your life, takes your entire circulatory system, takes your soul... music. Whoever wrote that needs a promotion.

[@juango500]

"Well hello there lady! What's your name?" "Annie." "Annie, it is lovely to meet ya!" "Tell me, are you tired of the uninspired salesman talk brick-a-brack on the old windowsill?" "Yes I am actually." "WEL" "YOU'RE IN LUCK!"

[@polarjet1833]

Well I couldn’t help but notice that your wonderful abode is bland with a capital B, so listen to me most definitely these spaces are gonna get erased and replaced with stuff from the wonderful corners of the map were too dang scared to tap how bout that now your listening soon your living room is sparkling out of the park with anomalies

[@editedname6739]

Anomalies?

[@swaglevi4315]

@@editedname6739 That's right annie, ANOMALIES~!. ya see that fancy schancy painting over dere? It eats peoples souls! the tv over there gets over 7000.700050 channels! some are even.... ~out of this wo r l d ~ but don't stop me now annie because i'm willing to throw in your very own! door to nowhere, yep that's right. this door GOES LITERALLY N O W H E RE you step inside and blam you're in the white void

[@shine7103]

@@swaglevi4315 How tf can you guys remember the lyrics when I can't even hear it

[@juango500]

@@swaglevi4315 the hell? is this your parody?

[@jamesward4596]

"Anomalies? Yes anomalies!" Your not a true scp fan until you hear that song.

[@IzeecClarke]

(insert song lyrics)

[@innovativedunce3706]

Yes. Anomalies, from Lord Bung. AND, from what I could understand from the recent trailer for Confinement - Episode 8: The Salesman, this guy is the focus of the next episode.

[@snurmdog]

the botanical mechanical satanic and beyond!

[@matthewk2780]

Gate keeper

[@michaelyu2744]

So I couldn't help but notice that your wonderful abode is Bland with a capital B

[@denontown]

Everybody gangsta until more salesmen appear in front of your doorstep.

[@scp049leplaguedocter3]

*does he sell vaccine?*

[@zombiesalmon4997]

Its a shame that such cool scps like this get overlooked by the more popular ones.

[@22neosiriwongwattana12]

5:31 Finally. The man in my math question.

[@pandabigfat8297]

Scp 1879 selling a nuclear warhead: I’m just a businessman trying to do business

[@lilcreeper2635]

“Hey, would you like to buy an indoor ocean? It’ll only cost you your fridge.”

[@alexwang007]

2:50 the puppy licked the agent LMAO

[@xkakashi01]

I can imagine that scenario with scooby doo chase music in background and I'm dying🤣🤣🤣

[@tinseldegree6968]

The salespersons tactics have changed.

[@mrstorch5068]

They have ascended to the paranormal realm just to sell you that microwave.

[@akystaracer2229]

If he came at me asking if I could buy something off them. I would just say, “sorry, you got the wrong sibling.” And then leave the house and sleep over at a friends place after warning my family not to go back to the house and to call the police.

[@Zoten001]

This seems like an SCP that would be easy to eliminate, even by accident. If some rando just appeared inside my house, fucker is getting at the very least stabbed.

[@magsim8973]

One really underrated scp that I would love to see featured on this channel is SCP-2382

[@supercellfreak3627]

What is it?

[@jamesdonoughue4557]

Me I mysteriously eat all your cereal while u sleep, I'm a true horror

[@supercellfreak3627]

Oh no

[@magsim8973]

@@supercellfreak3627 go to the scp wiki, it explains what scp 2382 is in a lot of detail

[@supercellfreak3627]

Interesting

[@collinhaney1544]

Indoors salesman says he wants your soul Me: gives CD “here”

[@J0hnB09]

Him: YES!

[@chillykoolaid6167]

me replies: WellTooBadMister,MineLeftYearsAgo

[@Kelptonic]

“No I don’t want your SCP 500 pills or your weird talking comedy mask.”

[@dextreme7186]

What about a way to be able to effortlessly find the love of your life and know they feel the same for you just for the measly price of a even smaller game? * *One game of SSB:Ultimate later* *

[@isaacireland1832]

Another good scp story, I never herd this SCP before

[@christopherwilsonj]

Deaf ppl never herd of this too

[@coolyboyswaggtyre3]

@@christopherwilsonj lul

[@shadowknight7584]

5:41 holy crap that escalated extremely quickly

[@blattodephobia]

Imagine the mortgage this poor SCP has put on its house.

[@Otto_Von_Beansmarck]

5:08 "if they lose 12 years of their life they are getting off easy" 5:30 "Ah yes losing all your candy a fate worse then death"

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

or your vinyls

[@omegaotaku1342]

Other people in the comments theorized that his "quota" is building a human being with how he takes circulatory systems and souls with each payment, but nobody mentions the sugar thing. Apparently he's reluctant to do these things (such as how he jokingly took the two vinyl discs as a soul rather than taking a real soul), so when he needed to get sugar, he instead took all the sugary goods in the victim's kitchen instead of taking their blood sugar.

[@eugenebridgesii7582]

She experienced the salesman effects of the Thanos “SNAP”.

[@KasimD]

I thought when he said give me some sugar, he was gonna take all the red blood cells containing glucose (sugar) from his body

[@peenpopper5121]

Imagine having one of those sales be close to you.

[@JackTWT]

1879: *wHY NoT ThIS ReFRiGeraTor*? Me: Understandable have a great day. 1879: So you have chosen death

[@illiengalene2285]

In Germany selling things at the door is actually illegal.

[@SkylerHayes02]

so he's german-

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

im sure some broader law has the concept of door to door salesman in its clutches instead of lawmakers saying that this specific business model is bad ofr consuzmers. right?

[@noelblack8159]

Das wusste ich ja noch nichtmal

[@Ayrrows]

Ja das ist richtig

[@RandomNulls]

I feel like the foundation should just let him meet his quota by giving him D class personnel to get what he needs from

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Can you re-write this within the format of Containment Procedures? I am actually curious what such a proposal would look like, how it would be sold to the board, and pass the ethics committee. This is because I actually think you are on to something here, as one mission goal of the S.C.P. foundation is to contain the knowledge of such anomalies. While it wouldn't contain the potential damage from being caused, having the pitch always occur within a containment site would serve the mascaraed quite well. S.C.P. 1879 might even be willing to go for it, unless the people being sold to are important in some way.

[@foxinabox5103]

But it only appears in washington, like the whole f-ing state. Maybe they can put some d class scattered around the state. But thats not a guarantee that it'll work 100%

[@RandomNulls]

@@foxinabox5103 like the phone-call scenario but they should bring some class D and tell him that he can meet his quota from off of class D. Technically for the cost of a few class D it would be a neutralized SCP

[@foxinabox5103]

@@RandomNulls i mean, that's a gray area there. We know how elusive this gentleman is, and he's avoiding the foundation. But, at the best case scenario they can cut a deal by selling his stuff to the foundation and they (referring to the foundation) are going to use D-class for the "costumer" Ya know, could work but there's some factor at play. Maybe his boss dont want him to do that, and he (referring to the boss) only want these seemingly random people to be the costumer. And that got me thinking, what IF! What if the boss have a sorta list of costumers? So, they're picking random people to be put in the list. And the boss wont sell these stuff to other people. Maybe thats why this gentleman only operated in 1 state, bcuz that's their target demographic. demographic?

[@RandomNulls]

@@foxinabox5103 I mean like I am just realizing the fact that the “boss” could be like the “scarlet king” trying to make a form on the earth also idk why the boss wouldn’t accept either way cause the boss like most people would be happy to get what they wanted either way

[@GenericGeeza]

I love how many of these SCPs Ive never heard of

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Indeed, While S.C.P. Animators, and we love you guys, did start with the popular ones... I am glad to see they are expanding into the more obscure. Those ones are far more interesting, if you ask me, even if they are not well known for being 'the first entry' or the one everyone keeps saying 'oh, I could neutralize that easily.' Anyone can create an Anomaly which is immune to neutralization, or end the world... takes actual talent to create one that makes the reader stop, think and then dread the mundane objects within their life!

[@samoelanzaldo1203]

The only way to contain him is to handcuff him in the house and don't let him leave that room so he can't disappear. The only way he disappears is when he walks through another room. They will have to close off that house and that will be his containment area. No matter what he says to you just don't respond.

[@atticus_eatonian]

Why doesn't the foundation tell the salesman that they can give him all the sales he wants (By using D-Class) in return for questioning?

[@lilickyvicky5326]

*Indoors salesmen*: for 9 years I will giv... *Me with finals*: Yes

[@Twystyd_Glass]

Finals*

[@lilickyvicky5326]

@@Twystyd_Glass No idea what ur talking about

[@oliver6092]

@@lilickyvicky5326 wow 3 seconds ago

[@ArcanineEspeon]

@@Twystyd_Glass Ooh that was weird. I clicked on their comment to say the same thing and surprise surprise, the mistake was already corrected.

[@Twystyd_Glass]

@@lilickyvicky5326 let’s just hope one of those finals isn’t English 😂

[@ozaauliaramadhan1485]

I hate the fact that they almost got him but Agent Roger ruined the whole situation for indefinite time

[@statiiczplayzz4152]

How to survive with me : Just be homeless so he just goes onto over people

[@Inkedalic3]

You could also just have a house with only a front door and a curtain if you need privacy

[@proffent4899]

He talks about it not being done much in the last 40 years, yet my friend's house and my own still has a "No solicitors" sign on our doors.

[@yeenbean3318]

I live in Washington state and a lady down the road from me found a mountain lion in her house one day several months ago. I think I'd prefer that over meeting this guy.

[@omosgod]

Burn the Whole House Down tell him wait right here...Funny he goes to a person who is Deaf he would never leave...

[@ZudinGodofWar]

Lol

[@ZudinGodofWar]

But just imagine if it was a Helen Keller situation

[@briguettes]

Here is how you get rid of this guy: 1. Own a house in Washington. 2. Wait. 3. Salesman arrives and you wait until his deadline is reached. 4. The salesman goes away after most probably being fired or getting a demotion. SCP Gone.

[@airbearstanley4968]

I LOVE THE END WHERE HE DOSE THAT VOICE

[@rocketpenguin2207]

This just seems like stalkering but with extra steps

[@blades9152]

The best version of this scp was in lord bungs’ anomalies video

[@neonshadow5005]

The only choice to me, sounds like finding a way to contain him IN THE HOME and turn the home into the containment site.

[@Remixed_Horizon]

One way to contain him is to make some decoy houses and wait for him to appear, open the door he appears at, then remove all doors in the house and seal off the front doorway. Would stop him from entering or exiting any doors and keeps him inside.

[@disembodiednarrator]

KZbin: so yeah, there’s 2 comments. Me: oh cool what are they? KZbin: nO

[@debarjandatta2170]

Lol

[@Fickji]

KZbin does seem to do that a lot when you're super early.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

0:43 "If you were born in the last 40 years, the answer is probably no. In the age of online shopping..." I'm gonna be honest with ya chief Pretty sure online shopping didn't start 40 years ago And pretty sure the 00's weren't 40 years ago either.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Note: if you experienced a door to door salesman in the '10s or 2020's, I'm not saying that's not valid. I just know I'm a hell of a lot younger than 40 and I've seen door to door salesmen talking to my mom, and I'm guessing it happened in the '00s because I'm more likely to get that estimation right.

[@supercellfreak3627]

Question: at the end you said that we shouldn't open the doors, but you also said he will not stop knocking if you don't open, so does that mean we should live life with continuous knocking and without opening the specific door or is there a method to stop that event?

[@Aeronium]

Just be deaf smh my head

[@J0hnB09]

@thhghrthhyrth hfghftthr R/woooosh

[@J0hnB09]

@thhghrthhyrth hfghftthr still.

[@riccardodellorto4267]

@@J0hnB09 your comment doesn't make sense

[@STFUppercut69]

I think it's more likely for him to move on to another potential customer in order to meet his quota.

[@mememaster5987]

Imagine hearing a knock on a door inside your house

[@shayoko6]

i'm surprised they didn't try using any of their magical collection to try to restrain him.

[@bansikaul3271]

Theory:there's a whole realm full of 1879 instances and the boss works for an entity who wants humans dead

[@tomasrey1375]

2 albums for a thermonuclear warhead, sounds like a minecraft villager trade

[@ban_gali]

I can't stop myself from saying that the narrator is actually the best narrator in the world even the most useless scp stories will get life if it's been narrated by this guy...... Ciao xd

[@caleb7461]

The indoor salesman is an absolute madlad. And the narrator at the end is just funny.

[@madlaugher3300]

They should attempt to introduce this guy to SCP-303 the doorman, he is able to cause extreme terror to individuals who make any attempt to go through or open the door that scp-303 is stationed behind as such the individuals will refuse to open or go through the door even when threatened with death or being tortured. The doorman is also responsible for stealing various items including scps however what he does with them is unknown. He is also not limited to just doors as one case involves a cupboard break room in which coffee grounds were stolen.

[@Itsjettondon05]

First Edit: Comment (you happy @TheTrio ?)

[@thetrio567]

you weren't the first view, but you were the first comment, so technically you aren't first

[@Itsjettondon05]

@@Webber_Depper lol

[@honkbonk7842]

ok

[@martinezjohnmatthewi.7141]

To die in a scp test

[@abandonedaccountstopfillin9908]

God doesn't approve

[@allumanam741]

The thumbnail: when you won a lottery ticket.

[@ZudinGodofWar]

Lol

[@ovni2295]

Has anyone just tried punching him? That works on most door to door salesmen.

[@DavidJohnsonFromSeattle]

I don't know why they didn't just try offer him a deal. Figure out what quota he needs to meet and offer it to him

[@SpikesSTR]

5:42 My god. I WANT TO ORDER THIS! I need it

[@gaychainsaw646]

Idc if you broke into my house, if you're bringing a puppy and selling it to me, you've got a deal.

[@JustSomeBrazilian]

if he came to me and tried to sell 220 bananas I WOULDN'T EVEN ASK FOR THE PRICE GIMME THOSE BANANAS AND GET OUT

[@kamillebidan7129]

When the salesman from fallout is tired working for bethesda:

[@GottaSwoop]

Glad to see some SCPs have a sense of humor

[@YurgenGrimwood]

Sounds like it wouldn't be too hard to contain him. Just never agree to anything he says, and never let him pass through anything that can be considered a doorway. Build a room around him with no door and he's stuck.

[@iamopm3731]

This is literally just anomalous Ben Shapiro

[@birb180]

*uM, aCkShUaLlY*

[@Try-hard-emily]

Yay

[@martinezjohnmatthewi.7141]

Yay

[@shadowbeast9671]

A good way to deal with this guy is to put up fliers (and other ways to get the word about the salesman) warning people that the "salesman" is dangerous and to call a special number. I know the SCP like to keep those anomalies as secret as possible, but considering they can't even contain it and that it look human, I think they can let the public know. It's not like they need to inform everyone about the anomaly part, just the dangerous salesman part.

[@j.paulm.1575]

I loved this guy's salesman voice imitation.

[@lwolfstar7618]

I don't know about anyone else, but the narrator (or narrators?) For this channel is one of the most enjoyable I've heard. He could probably make reading the dictionary enjoyable lol

[@alessandrobarbieri836]

In the role of the SCP agent I would have just offered him a deal, where I'd give him D-class people in exchange of infos. After all that's why D-class exists

[@sico1068]

I find Mrs. Yades's story hilarious, I mean Imagine getting a puppy and then immediately disappearing lmao

[@JON-es4wk]

I wonder if u wait long enough, not letting the salesman leave, it could fail to meet the quota and something dramatic happen

[@ritamishra6716]

2:12. ONLY MINECRAFTERS CAN HEAR

[@avikbanerjee6353]

I JUST REALISED I AM THE 69TH COMMENT! FORGET FIRST!

[@TonyStark-fm2li]

Now that is awesome

[@ElitheSnowFox]

I will get you to 1 one

[@ElitheSnowFox]

I will get you to number one

[@ElitheSnowFox]

I will get you to number one

[@ElitheSnowFox]

I will get you to number one

[@Lawsonomy1]

Had the first woman aged twelve years when she reappeared or was she just shifted forward in time twelve years? Because I would call the second one gaining twelve years, it would be hell on your interpersonal relationships, but you live longer and get to see more of history and technological progress which is all I want out of life.

[@DpDepresso]

It genuinely isn't stated, but the simplest solution is best. I'm assuming she was static in time for 12 years, a literal time skip for her. While it was stated she never aged in this span, it's similar to the immortality question. Would you rather live forever, or have a meaningful finite life? Living forever removes the purpose of living, much like having light means nothing without shadows to define the light and visa versa.

[@Lawsonomy1]

@@DpDepresso I strongly disagree. That's just something people have come up with to tell themselves to alleviate the fear of death. Like how people used to link madness with artistic ability. Turns out it was just a bunch of people with untreatable mental illness trying to feel better about their situation, and if you actually treat your depression, schizophrenia, or bipolar disorder your ability to draw, paint, write, or make grate compositions doesn't go away, you just feel better while doing it. The same is true of death, it doesn't motivate people, are lack of time on this earth tricks people into giving up on their passions. Once we are free of death we will see a explosion of creativity and artistic development!

[@DpDepresso]

@@Lawsonomy1 The problem with the disorders you mentioned is we haven't found a cure, only management. It's more of a delima of the human mind. Compare it to this example. Would you rather have your favorite food for the rest of your life, or have a variety while also partaking in your favorite food? Most people wouldn't want only their favorite food since it would no longer be a favorite. They have it all the time and would take it for granted. It's all about human emotions, humans tend to take things in, perceived or not, abundance for granted. If you had forever to write a book, you can procrastinate forever. Things feel repetitive after you've experienced everything. All the time in the world but so little to do. As humans we try to make experiences that we find meaningful, with people we find meaningful. If they all died around us many times over the meaningful experiences lose their meaning in a sense.

[@maribelgonzalesmarkandrew1658]

When your parents leave the door open when they leave your room

[@chickenwarriorr]

Everyone dont like the verified comments that come later they're just looking for their sad fanbases

[@manzojamesemil5114]

👍

[@reboi293]

"I will give you 220 perfectly ripe banana's for some sugar" me: *Y E S*

[@julianofaland270]

He sounds like the guy at work who doesn’t care about his job only about the jokes he gets to make

[@mitologijaiokultizam7608]

You can say that I'm SCP anomally of some sorte myself. I have some "special" feromons and few another stuff that makes me magnetic atractive to all living organisams in the area of some 30 yards around me. If I choose so, naturally.

[@drentertainment7452]

Bro those agents looked so surprised when he disappeared like it’s there first time