Mean Ol' Moon | Ted 2 (2015) | Screen Bites

John (Mark Wahlberg) and Ted (Seth MacFarlane) discover the Earthly Paradise: a field bursting with weed! A little bit high, Amanda Seyfried decides to sing Mean Ol'Moon by the campfire.
What is TED 2 about?
Ted 2 (2015) - Synopsis: Ted, a living teddy bear, decides to have a baby with his human wife, Tami-Lynn. However, their plan hits a roadblock when the court declares Ted to be property and not a person.
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[@rstein926]

Seriously I hope we get a Ted 3. I know Ted 2 ended perfectly but I would love see Ted be a parent to his adopted son.

[@samuelrodgers9283]

Same

[@Anonymous-cb8gh]

Mee too but I know they will make it or Mabey not

[@edgray1517]

Same

[@skentertainment7794]

If they ever do plan on making a Ted 3 then here is a suggestion for the plot: 3 words Ted In Space

[@sonam6873]

@@skentertainment7794 like machete in space?

[@Blue_Justice_12]

Jurassic weed !

[@Fridaytheth-mq5jf]

Jurassic park

[@fartsella]

Jurassic Kush

[@wisdomleader85]

Jurassic Pot.

[@soundwaveproductions9510]

1:01-1:16 🤣🤣🤣

[@edgray1517]

They do move in herds

[@calliethomas2296]

Can we all just admire how perfect Amanda Seyfried is?

[@trollwayy5981]

No

[@majorman925]

I can

[@andrewhuff5119]

She’s soooooo cute in this movie.

[@nugsymalone1247]

I can admire her acting, thats all this is

[@BB-ed4om]

@@nugsymalone1247 look out guys, someone’s here to save the day

[@copaskib583]

4:16 best scene, had me dying his reaction

[@chellnmonmj]

ikr ive been looking for this comment

[@julianbock3849]

thank you!! :D :D :D

[@cocofresh6974]

SAME HERE 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@colinyandon6137]

Perfect!

[@abrarhamim4491]

Same😂

[@MrAykut23]

Ted is 100% my sense of humor, itd be the 1st thing that id bring up in a conversation of what comedy we're into or what style

[@FriedFrogLegsAnimations]

Yes because he rules

[@user-ql9qs1hj4g]

3:43

[@stephenr80]

we all need a Ted in our lifes. Amanda too.

[@robertrussell5948]

She's definitely not Gollum! 🥰🥰🥰

[@mamoysierra2825]

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[@adamrea9480]

The fish and penguin got me pissing myself😂

[@sergiovelasquez5138]

Me too, also the lobster. If I saw 2 woods animals fucking, I would've choked of laughter.

[@khleezy5839]

Don’t forget the monkey

[@byrnespeed]

Don't forget the lobster...just there...out of nowhere...lmao.

[@derPetunientopf]

Idk the dead lobster made me a little sad.

[@LucianDevine]

@@sergiovelasquez5138 I was waiting to see a couple of random animals banging, lol.

[@darkknightsgaming6942]

3:32-3:37 That part killed me, lmao. 😂

[@DirtyDan_534]

"No no it's ok it's not lo-' *B A N G*

[@TaurusToyVideos]

And my fucking nose came off

[@andreatarasova4855]

0:48 So moving!! That part always makes me cry like a little girl.

[@michaelmulherin9952]

u must bee human reckon

[@sidesaddleintobattle4984]

Shadap nagger

[@ethanwhitham2022]

Oh my god it’s the Jurassic Park theme 😮

[@mohicanmachine99]

It makes me happy. Think it's the voice n chick.? + I LOVE THE MOON. For tones of reasons. LOL. Some tear jerkers for u if u so coose,patts cline" walking after midnite" ,song whiskey lilaby, song " what hurts the most, sometimes when music moves u to tears it pay to let ur heart deal the way n time it chooses. Hope ur kool

[@GuardIAN4546B]

@@ethanwhitham2022 they’re moving in herds they do move in herds

[@kunfukitty4188]

I love how animals who don't even live in the forest just appear

[@chrismoylan8501]

I was on another planet in the movie theater, and I’m positive I got a six pack from laughing when they showed the Lobster 😂😂😂

[@jorgbachmann1616]

Orpheus

[@HealingVoice39]

Disney Princess singing powers

[@cymanca]

Every time I hear Seyfried sing I am blown away by her voice.

[@Annabelle66633]

She has a beautiful singing voice ❤️🎵🎶🎙

[@fishfossils8858]

Fun fact: as we all may know Seth Mcfarline takes alot of inspiration from many different movies. This sequence probably went over alot of peoples heads as this wasn’t just a way to show off her musical talents. Its in fact a clear call back to a movie called “The Three Amigos” featuring Steve Martin and Chevy Chase, its a funny movie, kind of a cult classic, as its initial reviews were…less than stellar, however it would appear that Mcfarline (like me) has a soft for the movie and made a reference to it. I find it to be pretty cool.

[@DOI_ARTS]

Tell that to Ted 😂😂😂

[@JayKayEllEmm]

Yeah. I always forget she can sing and I always fall in love with her once she starts again.

[@alexaiello9577]

When she sung “Mean Ol Moon” I started crying 😢😢😢 I was crying cause it was so beautiful.

[@braveheart996]

Gay

[@juang3330]

@@braveheart996yooo 😂

[@chriswideman1218]

That song is sweet and depressing than Lena Horne's Stormy Weather

[@RohitYadav-dj6zu]

Their reactions at field and the Jurassic park signature theme song is just outstanding 😂😂😂😂🎉

[@GuardIAN4546B]

I wonder how hard John Williams laughed while reading this scene

[@GuardIAN4546B]

You did it You crazy son of a b*ch you did it

[@Battmatt22]

Amanda Seyfried is one of the most gorgeous actresses I’ve seen

[@rstein926]

And Margot Robbie

[@sakuramoon9023]

Is Amanda Seyfried a Disney princess?

[@sarahahnkim]

Sakura Moon nah, she’s Samuel L Jackson

[@charlottea.cavatica1696]

She'd make a great Rapunzel.

[@Lisalucie]

@@charlottea.cavatica1696 She would have been perfect, but she's a bit too old to play a teenager now.

[@Dreyz-pg2zz]

@@Lisalucie a disney queen then

[@skylerb97]

She sounds a lot like Rapunzel when singing this

[@ElHijoMayor24]

Lmaoooo I was dying when Ted almost smoked the bong 😂😂😂

[@chrisdavenport6585]

don't you mean the dong?

[@rm1ve]

😆

[@JG-cm7xu]

Almost had his BJ for 3 bucks 🤣

[@rw6836]

Love how Seth McFarlane often have some wonderful musical performances in his shows.

[@jewmaxin1984]

Yes . He needs fire up Stewie's time machine and abduct Conway Twitty for his next film 😂

[@haydenhatcher9314]

Seth always appreciates music.

[@toy5965]

That singing was so beautiful I started crying

[@aaronatkinson3050]

Me too

[@jon1819]

You guys are gay

[@doug9359]

i just recently watched this movie, this scene made me cry like the end of the first one when i was in the theater watching ted 1

[@sopranomonkey53clips68]

I cried when it showed all the pot an it was beautiful

[@W_xstedd]

Same. 😂

[@GreatLakesLogger]

It looks like a giant field of trouble

[@douglashenry6996]

Me too, especially since my supply dried up. 😫

[@Nick-zm7ru]

It really was

[@arxe_d3505]

Just imagine how much that weed would be worth on the street. You would never work again.

[@mbpaintballa]

except you would need to keep working because farming is expensive....

[@Wingie_xd]

Actually weed in jamaica is 250 dollars a pound that right there would be enough to sustain you for about idk if you spend alot but by judging about a year and a half including saving some money

[@Wingie_xd]

Her comes the fbi

[@reubenlsk]

@@Wingie_xd bro from where im from in india a kg/4pound ish of weed cost less than 100 dollars

[@seungsuhan7102]

blonde girl : starts singing animals : is that a disney princess

[@example2844]

The Jurassic park theme just made this scene legendary 😂😂😂

[@ethanwhitham2022]

Oh my gosh

[@zogunsteel0453]

“They’re moving in herds. They do move in herds!” 😭 💀

[@YaRememberTHISQuestionmark]

Seth McFarland turned Amanda Siegfried into a Disney princess.

[@DOI_ARTS]

How Universal licensed Jurassic Park theme for Ted boggles me. This is so funny 😂😂😂 Also the Lobster

[@trifource]

2:01 my favorite scene when he turns around to see what john said when he said nothing

[@vudinh2116]

3:35 Peter Griffin "And my f**king nose came off"

[@douglashenry6996]

I've been in love with Amanda since "A Million Ways to Die in the West", when she went along with the jokes about her big, beautiful eyes. Seriously, how many women do you know that are willing to poke fun at their appearance, even when it's one of her best features? She definitely qualifies as a dudette.

[@bellaf7774]

She's so freakin pretty and down to earth

[@aaronloi]

Since mean girls.

[@lucker8753]

“No, you have the ‘give me the ring precious’ eyes”

[@strangebrew1231]

They make fun of her in this movie too

[@BanielDrown]

She looks absolutely amazing in the movie "In Time". Good movie, too

[@eslmhs]

Samantha really is like Rapunzel from the first Tangled down to the “sitting with with their brown-haired love interest at night and later singing a solo (Healing Incantation for Rapunzel and Mean Old Moon for Samantha)” scene. Yes, people have compared Amanda Seyfried and Rapunzel to each other.

[@HealingVoice39]

With a little pinch of Snow White since animals from who knows where comes by because of her voice

[@benice6627]

Lyfics: Mean ol' moon It must be fun To shine upon me as I come undone 'Till I'm all alone beneath the sun You mean ol' moon With your beam You led the way And found me love I thought was here to stay Then you went and took my love away You mean ol' moon Oh you mean ol' stars above The games that you play with me I could find some happiness If all of my nights were cloudy Mean ol' moon I hope it's true You've taken all the lights that's left in you And saving it up for you know who You mean ol' moon You mean ol' moon Love you all!

[@YeseniaTheHedgehog]

4:16 Ted! XD

[@TheScribe1.0]

I can’t believe he threw the bong. You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.

[@anthonylaspina9524]

She has a Beautiful voice…Also, I died like 9 times watching Teds reaction towards the Bong. 😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀

[@LiftUpYourEyes]

I love this women as much as a stranger can love another stranger. She is unbelievable impressive.

[@Waleed_brd]

I could see a Mama singing this as a lullaby, singing her bundle of joy to sleep

[@victorsahni2071]

Amanda Seyfried killed it with her singing in the Ted 2 movie. Amanda's voice is so cute.

[@lexsandrow8028]

Amanda seyfried play a better role than Mila kunis

[@purifiedwater4217]

Shut up meg

[@lostsoulgamer908]

Yea Shut Up Meg

[@lukekiely2450]

Idk I kinda hated her. She didn’t know who rocky or Samuel L Jackson is

[@MoonLoonie69]

@@lukekiely2450 You hate her for not knowing any movie characters?

[@lukekiely2450]

@@MoonLoonie69 absolutely. And mistaking Star Wars characters for Star Trek characters

[@NickMonteleone]

She has such a sweet voice

[@ArctheDark]

No editing needed during the song. Amanda Seyfried does in fact have the powers of a Disney Princess.

[@fabiandelacruz8605]

The beginning of the video It's so beautiful a dinosaur walks by get out of the way god damm

[@jedijackluther]

The f-ing lobster killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@454Casul]

Dam, she made me melt with her voice! Very nice!!

[@the_stranger833]

1:16 welcome to Jurassic weed

[@SMG-ls5js]

And my f**king nose came off

[@definitelynotsaul4588]

lol

[@VicJuarez88]

hahahahaha looking for this comment

[@jonathanguerrero8511]

Jurassic park theme was epic enough to come back lol

[@curlyheadcesar6323]

Penguin caught me off guard 💀

[@Dude411ish]

The most beautiful weed field I’ve ever seen

[@andreatarasova4855]

"Oh you think this is big?" Geez!! 😂😆😅

[@GaminThunder]

Mean Ol Moon was so good that even a penguin from the artic showed up

You mean Antarctica coz the penguins are live there, not in the Artic. Polar beats do.

[@mostRadude]

0:46 if this were me, I would legit curl up in a ball and start crying of pure bliss.

[@teslasuperdestinations]

this song gets to me! Can listen over & over.

[@duckwindowthatoneguy]

6:06 I really love this scene here for some reason Mabye it's the orchestra

[@KatyPerryYesTaylorSwiftNo]

All of the animals🐾are coming out from the woods to see and hear the singing from Sam because her voice so beautiful and they find her singing so charming. At 4:29 a deer🦌, 4:33 a raccoon🦝, 4:35 a squirrel🐿️, 4:36 a bunny rabbit🐇, 5:16 a fox🦊, 5:18 a porcupine🦔, 5:21 a fish🐟, 5:23 a monkey🐒, 5:26 a penguin🐧 and 5:28 a lobster🦞. It reminds me of when animals come out the woods/forests and see and hear singing from one of the Disney Princesses from Disney. I love it!🐾👸🏼🥰😍😘☺️😊😚🤩❤

[@camnunes8847]

Im impressed there was an emoji for each animal

[@Baconman212]

Average five year old

[@brunolapointe66]

I guess that's why people want her to play Rapunzel in live action adaptation

[@edgekorn3398]

“Doctor Grant and my dear doctor satler, welcome.....to Jurassic Weed Park”

[@02091992able]

5:29 Where is Ted he owes me lobster money!!!!!!

[@slushiefountain]

Lol, where did the lobster even come from? They're not native in forests! 😂😂😂😂

[@commonsense31]

seriously I love the way they used the Jurassic park music :D

[@YeseniaTheHedgehog]

It’s kind of funny XD

[@armandoramos1949]

I love this part, she sings so well.

[@8630733]

It should have been "They grow in bushes. They do grow in bushes."

[@Briareos-yf9kl]

Hey that's the name of the South Korean president LMAO

[@derekboudreaux3931]

So you think this is big? That’s the name of the South Korean president. Both lines had me rollin.

[@RayNorbus]

5:34 John tearing up 🥺🥺

[@joshualemay5634]

3:23 and my f***king nose came off 😂😂😂😂

[@thealchemist1224]

I love the Jurassic Park reference 😂

[@youngkim5909]

Nondick Bong, the name of a south korean president! hahahaha, as a south korean i APPROVE this.

[@thepikachugamer6775]

When I heard the Jurassic park theme and the way they used it, I laughed to hard

[@DiddyKongsLeftFoot]

this movie and ted 1 give off the same type of vibe, one of the best comedy films of all time

[@Goldone99]

Her voice brought the moon down to Earth, other than that the fish out the water classic.

[@coyotesoldier872]

I love this part of 3:25 where teds find a gun shoots it and his nose comes off😂😂

[@QuanEldridge2001]

“Hey, be careful with that, huh?”

[@andrewriel2321]

@@QuanEldridge2001 “It’s okay it’s not load-“ (GUNSHOT)

[@TheScribe1.0]

@@andrewriel2321 “And my fucking nose came off.”

[@exploringwithteresa296]

I love this song for some reason lol

[@mmmghool]

It's just way better than it had to be for a druggie teddy bear movie lol. Love it

[@CircleOfInevitability]

Ted saying "yes" when they kiss is proof hes the homie.

[@origamichik3n]

No Dik Bong is such an epic name for a dictator.

[@ElfHostage]

I feel like I had to scroll way too far to find a comment mentioning that part.

[@bradouga7289]

The music just makes bo sense for it. That's the best bit of the scene

[@xav6287]

The Lobster kills me everytime

[@mmmghool]

This movie is so great. A perfect sequel to the first. Glad we're getting a Ted show

[@DarkZilla2000]

The transition in the end of the scene and the music to the outro could not have gone better

[@puppynbunny999]

Tears rounded out...remember the days watching Jurassic Park when I was a kid

[@SohailAhmed-oo3de]

I’ve recently watched ted 1 and 2 again and it’s such a good comedy

[@rdh9475]

i just me or is good to see a friend be happy for you.

[@Mr.JackGiles1089]

I almost want to cry her voice is so majestic and easy

[@GeorgeAlexandru358]

John-how did you do this ? Ted -I will show you....

[@Killer-wi1mr]

Really funny how she attracted animals that you wouldn't expect. A monkey, a fish, a penguin and even a fucking lobster XD

[@xaenon9849]

"No words.... no words.... They should have sent a poet." References the movie CONTACT.

[@mrlogicwolf4867]

i actually teared up a lil just by how beautiful her voice is

[@ToadieBog]

"It seems to me that once the law devalues one kind of life, how soon before it devalues another?" Great question, and very relevant nowadays.

[@warriorofdramaclan8107]

5:21 Fish out of water! XD

[@daisho509]

When he threw the bong I died

[@chainmailunderwear]

All jokes aside this young lady's voice touches my heart and I didn't even know that stupid old thing was still in there

[@usernr7268]

I like the call back to Three Amigos!

[@jeevank5027]

She is like a full moon in the sky , an angel who descended from heaven to earth

[@user-cq6xp4oj7s]

the voice of an angel.....my one wish in life is to find someone with a voice that can give a chill down my spine like her.....beautiful doesnt even come close.

[@thedudefromurcloset]

0:30 Bruh they played the jurrasic Park theme 😂

[@punjabisoneverything896]

I think its soo underated that people don’t know how good that is

[@asterianne2977]

4:37 AHHHHHH!!! A BUNNY!!!

[@MarquesLKing]

Holy S***! Voice of an angel 😇 That was unexpected and kinda awesome.

[@kinderjoker]

Bro that tune was unexpected but welcome.

[@seejayx736]

4:02 I'm Just Picturing Ms. Sasha LeFleur-Barkin Singing This Song While That Boy is Playing an Acoustic Guitar

[@maemars9026]

I watched this movie after watching Jurrasic World at a drive-in in PEI. I laugh sooooo freaking hard at this scene!

[@godisbollocks]

The penguin and lobster were epic.

[@robfcgaming1947]

3:32 - 3:33 No no, it's ok it's not loaded 3:35 - 3:37 and my f**king nose came off Favourite part of this besides the weed

[@thecollectivegamer3600]

The jurassic theme is perfect 🤣

[@yudhawibowo3497]

the way ted throw that bong lol