The Matrix: Reloaded Pitch Meeting

[@mikewaggoner4562]

Being 1st is super easy, barely......

[@patrickmuse5918]

An inconvenience

[@uglyfellaa.k.athacommentor5907]

Really?

[@wearedepressed4891]

But you weren't first.

[@uglyfellaa.k.athacommentor5907]

@@wearedepressed4891 ik right

[@uglyfellaa.k.athacommentor5907]

@@wearedepressed4891 I think they just like that pie in his pic

[@secondchance6603]

"I just write things down and people film it." So true...

[@awesomeperson531]

Writing things down and letting people film it is tight

[@kyleeames8229]

Oh, you beat me to it. How difficult and inconvenient.

[@JonSmith-hk1bq]

One sentence never explained so much of Hollywood's dysfunction.

[@renegadedalek5528]

@@JonSmith-hk1bq To the contrary, and you know... the SEBAI phrase, you know the one I mean.

[@alastor461]

I laughed really hard web he said that

[@amat297]

"I guess they're programmed for couple's drama. I don't know what's going on." was the best.

[@Galacticavatar]

Does Ryan not understand that these programs have artificial intelligence and are actually capable of experiencing love, hate, jealousy, and other emotions? They're not simply mindless NPCs. This was one of the major themes of these movies that he somehow failed to comprehend.

[@Sanirosan]

Galactic Avatar actually they cant. The pakistani guy explains they really cant. But they just "simulate" it

[@MVahag]

Well, the whole point of all 3 movies was that the AI is so elaborate that they are basically humans. The only difference is that all programs have an initial Purpose they must follow even if they twist their understanding of own purpose (like Smith) while humans have free will. The only program deliberately created without a purpose was the little indian girl, making her basically a human without a physical body...

[@renegadedalek5528]

@@Galacticavatar No, that is what hollywood fails to incorporate into it's NPC executives

[@jhorton4791]

Yes! Loved that.

[@hntrl8880]

"They're in love because they keep telling us they are." Action movie romances in a nutshell

[@robat774]

...and they are tight!

[@renegadedalek5528]

How else would thrill seeking knuckle heads know?

[@chicostephenson]

oh look. a man and a woman in the same movie. by movie law, they have to be in love.

[@berengustav7714]

Captain America The Winter Soldier is great, simply because of the lack of that lazy writing device

[@snodog00]

And this movie is the worse culprit of the lot. Jesus, I felt negative chemistry from both actors. Thses two seem like they should hate eachother, shes a no bullshit, self confident, risk reducing badass when needed. Hes God. Like.... how do those two things go together? They're not INcompatable, just... not something that needs to be there...

[@abhijeetjadhav2961]

*"Then he does a backflip snaps the bad guy's neck and saves the day"* Kinda feels, this line was created for this movie

[@foxsipher]

please, tell us more

[@berengustav7714]

Do you have any water?

[@BBoy4040]

I thought it was originally a reference to Man of Steel

[@Traisas]

@@BBoy4040I've always thought it was. Still do.

[@sandranickita124]

One of my fav lines: "why is that?" "because" "fair enough"

[@doomsday3130]

That works

[@gjumper9871]

Yea yea yea

[@ericbeilmann3649]

It often makes me think of John Swartzwelder (one of the old writers for the Simpsons). He would often write in the scripts that someone will go do something "for some reason."

[@thebenforever]

I have to say, George's performances have only improved over the years.

[@isaacwoodward9611]

I mean Ryan is still a better actor than George but yeah he’s improving

[@thebenforever]

@@isaacwoodward9611 oh, I agree. I think Ryan has just been in the business longer, but George has definitely made big strides since working with him.

[@isaacwoodward9611]

@@thebenforever I do think that the chemistry between the 2 is helping with George's performance

[@thebenforever]

@@isaacwoodward9611 it's a mentor/mentee thing. Always nice to see veteran performers take a rookie under their wing.

[@isaacwoodward9611]

@@thebenforever yeah Ryan is RDJ to George's Tom Holland

[@thatryeguy6145]

Screen Rant: "Mind if we hop on your back while you carry this channel?" Ryan: "Yeah, hop all the way on that thing."

[@barretthurd6672]

Facts

[@Generallyannoyed2024]

Fact indeed. I hate the rest of screen rant but Ryan is the man!!!

[@macleunin]

I only discovered this channel because of these pitch meetings

[@MykiiMescal]

screen rant needs to launch a Pitch Meeting channel ala alien cinema from wisecrack

[@smileywarhead5178]

Fair enough, but Ryan it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

[@SuperBC1975]

We made the perfect standalone movie with the first one. This one is totally unnecessary. Actually, our finance team says this is totally necessary. Truth.

[@WarwickSchoolMusic]

I think that sums it up nicely!

[@mentalcase4299]

The lore is exciting. Especially animatrix.

[@MultiBOZA]

The only loose end was what Zion is, since they talk about it but never arrive there.

[@fritzilla]

The first movie was in no way a stand alone movie. We only saw Neo begin to embrace his powers but we still have humanity enslaved and a enemy of machines ruling over the Earth. All he does is say he will open people's eyes and flies off. Other than "killing" Agent Smith it wasn't the end at all.

[@TheSkysketcher]

They had already planned to make a second and third one while making the first one, they just made sure to make the first stand on its own just in case they didn't get funding for the next two.

[@JosefdeJoanelli]

"The stakes are so low, I feel nothing."

[@WaterShowsProd]

That was exactly how I felt when I watched this movie.

[@commandercaptain4664]

It's the only part of the movie I actually liked, but yeah, nothing much comes of it... or anything else really.

[@Squiggly6942]

"Superman..." "What?" "Sorry, Jesus..." "What?!" "Sorry, Neo..."

[@thisismyname3928]

Like in the video.

[@2Scribble]

Sorry, Anakin Skywalker What? Sorry, Rey Palpatine What? Sorry, Ash Ketchum What? Sorry, Yugi Motto What? Sorry, Goku I could go on for HOURS with this lol

[@B.Moore-Ready]

Oh no he's God now!

[@danl9999]

The Hero With A Thousand Faces

[@nightmareTomek]

"Superman. Sorry, Jesus." "Wait, all at once?" "No, first Superman, then Jesus."

[@v4vndta911]

"Oh, wow, the stakes are so low that I feel nothing". Kill us now. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Charmer4856]

Oh whups!

[@Groteskfull]

Whupsie!

[@vietnamd0820]

Gbolahan Olaseinde Love that moment of the pitch meeting 😂

[@vietnamd0820]

Gbolahan Olaseinde The “I feel nothing” quote can describe the entire Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions movies

[@chicostephenson]

i remember watching this movie. i felt nothing either. the only thing i thought was, "why am I watching this again....?"

[@thiagorocha1856]

4:57 "Have you heard of 'God'? He's God now" "Oh, I have heard of God, yeah" I'm crying

[@pieces4008]

Thiago Rocha getting closer to understanding the point of the movie lol

[@stevenschwartzhoff1703]

As if people in Hollywiid have heard of God ;-)

[@753Leto]

😅🤣😂😂😂

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

"Have you heard of God? The hero is God now." "Cool." "Also, there's gonna be another sequel."

[@adriob7520]

that killed me

[@braydenb1581]

I know people take a crack at the CGI in this movie but i feel meta wise, it adds to it. Like... the fight is so badass, the game cant load all the textures

[@keegans5695]

It also was pretty much unnoticeable on the CRTs most of us saw this on the first time. It's really a modern phenomenon, people dissing the CGI. It looks a lot worse on modern ultra-high-def LCDs than it did on fuzzy CRT or plasma screens

[@braydenb1581]

I just dig it. It actually makes the movies better for me for the reason i stated above. It also kind of reminds me how in anime the quality goes down as the amount of key frames goes up for a fight sequence. Ive always dug that

[@simoneidson21]

mule vpn ok boomer

[@amirnasir2504]

@mule vpn ok boomer

[@Mr.Nyongo]

@mule vpn Bullshit revisionist history. The cgi was bad then, it's bad now. That and the laughable sound effects during the Smith fight.

[@4plus20isHappy]

“Neo meets the creator of the Matrix, Colonel Sanders.” “What?”

[@devincreislerstudios]

“I want everybody to know that I know those words!”

[@MrTubularBalls]

Discombobulated.

[@Dauthdart]

I read your comment exactly as he was saying it.

[@joryuuken]

Apropos your comment, I read it concordantly, vis a vis KZbin's comment section.

[@geardog24]

Turning Neo into a Superman Jesus is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@avataraarow]

Exactly, he just writes things down and people film them, doesn’t get much more easy or convenient than that

[@Draugo]

Magic Woody Allan Zombie Superhero Komodo Dragon Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft Jesus... sorry, wrong reference.

[@Charmer4856]

Oh I feel nothing!

[@Charmer4856]

Ryanator That is a fact! Freeway rescue was epic

[@Charmer4856]

@Ryanator Yep and I'm not totally sure a sword can slice through a vehicle lol...maybe, maybe not

[@joenesvick7043]

Two movies were filmed back to back, surprised they didn't reference that. "The movie will be four hours long." "Or we could split it in two to make more money." "Splitting one film into two is tight." Lol 🤣

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

Maybe that was the inspiration behind the "Sounds like the making of a great part one" joke

[@oppressorb7196]

Now I'm glad that they didn't decide to split Justice League (Snider's Cut) in two parts

[@Zbeast5972]

Before I watched the movie I noticed that they both released in 2003 and was confused about that but once I got to the end and saw the trailer it all clicked that it was split up.

[@billc.2627]

So, the Architect built the Matrix. What's he going to do? "He is going to talk. He's going to talk so much... and using fancy words like Ergo." I always thought the Architect was like a pretentious college Prof. who likes to use fancy words to show how smart he is but is really just full of it.

[@ulisesjorge]

I actually fell asleep during that part of the movie and woke up when the credits were rolling up... didn't even bother to see the "Revolutions"...

[@TheDiamondSkye]

I thought it was cool that they had the creator of the internet, or rather tcp/ip. I didn't care too much about the dialogue, but it was definitely an interesting move for the movie's theme

[@astralfrost6626]

I actually know someone who talks like that. He uses words nobody has heard of like ultra vires and then has to explain those words because nobody knows what the hell he's on about.

[@johnpacheco5404]

Bill Choy this is almost always the case. Bla bla bla. Neo should,ve just been like "Say hello to my BOOMSTICK!"

[@TheDiamondSkye]

@@astralfrost6626 there's a condition for people who use big words like that, it's called sesquipedalianism. See if that fucker knows that word.

[@soxfan19812]

Tbh the scene in the mansion that transitions into the car chase is one of my favorite action sequences of all time

[@marks6734]

I’m curious. What did it for you? The complete lack of logic? Or the terrible CGI that made the special effects in 1980’s films look remarkable?

[@1997lordofdoom]

@@marks6734 I think it was the excellent choreography and the amazing soundtrack.

[@kevtb874]

@@marks6734 the effects in the car chase are good. And the mansion fight is all practical. It's the Agent Smith Burly Brawl that has dated. And it's completely unnecessary so it feels redundant on rewatches.

[@MrSdsc81]

Tough I hate this sequel and the next two. I actually like the fight and the car chase think is good. At least until the truck scene. The fight up there just look as a video game. And lets not even start with the flying finale. Luckily they had strong clothes that resisted that rescue.

[@jamesfrank3213]

They spent like 5 minutes being used as punching bags, being we already saw Neo fight off hundreds of Agent Smiths, were we supposed to be worried about 4 people?

[@kellyhord2598]

I always thought this was the fight version of a musical. Instead of breaking from song to speak for a little bit, they broke from fighting

[@BeeHatGuy]

This is hilarious

[@ProfeLuisFelipe]

I already wanna see the *"Revolutions"* part 🤔

[@vietnamd0820]

Matemáticas Profesor Luis Felipe It feels mandatory at this point 😂

[@Kompatainment]

"Neo is way too powerful" Is that the reason he barely appears in the third film? ^^

[@eval_is_evil]

See,he was booted in a server with all the other cheaters.

[@RossM3838]

A male Mary Sue

[@PapaKelsExperience]

Neo's weakness is "needing some time."

[@joelellis7035]

@@RossM3838 Male "mary sue" = Gary Stu

[@ProfessorArt1]

@@PapaKelsExperience He's powerful, but most of the time he has no idea what he's doing.

[@teslimdawodu3393]

“Have you heard of God? Yeah, he’s that guy.”

[@kanyerahming]

@Aakanksha Nanda This

[@CreepyChris_66]

You the thing

[@usun_current5786]

another explanation would be that Zion is the second level of simulation

[@ThreadBomb]

Don't be that guy.

[@commandercaptain4664]

Writer: Ever heard of God? Me: Who?

[@SpareSomeChange8080]

3:40 "Can he just step back through the doorway and be somewhat closer?" I can't believe I never thought of that

[@JakkFrost1]

I mean, by all rights, he should actually be able to just teleport anywhere inside the matrix, since he's supposedly not bound by any rules of reality in there.

[@michaelrichards5340]

@@JakkFrost1 he would need to learn that off screen first

[@dasquirrel451]

No, the both passage end up in mountain, the passage he entered was a portal but that is closed

[@emreevo8]

He couldn't be closer because the doors can only be opened into certain places by using keys.

[@HarmonicWave]

Yeah, except he was running for a door that was a portal from the mountain chateau to a parking garage in the city, and when they closed the door on him it "deactivated" the portal connection and just became a regular door in the mountain chateau leading outside.

[@Wis_Dom]

In the new Matrix movie, agent Smith finally kills Neo in the opening act. Then he grows old, raises a family and sends Trinity emails to stop the new Termin... _uh..._ Agents!

[@KurtAnderson812]

“Have you heard of God? .... he’s God now”

[@MarcoKlammer]

"Well yes, I HAVE heard of God"

[@cha7Li3]

Was looking for this comment, did not disappoint lol

[@ricardodiaz9390]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 took the quote, I knew people would do it. Dang it.

[@Charmer4856]

Cave raves are TIGHT

[@johnpacheco5404]

Who?

[@wyliecoyote7822]

“Why does he use fancy words like that?” “Well, because I want everyone to know that I know those words.” I had that exact conversation with someone who read a story idea of mine.

[@BOBofGH]

“I just write things down and people film them.” “Oh, neat!”

[@iluvyunie]

Is it a snuggie for dildo, a dildo made of snuggies, or a snuggie made of dildos

[@BOBofGH]

@@iluvyunie The first one

[@Noir0rioN]

Wow. Wowowow.

[@sharpee3100]

3:55 "So Superman swoops in and saves the day." "What." "Sorry, Jesus." "what." "Sorry, Neo." "Oh ok."

[@myangelichalo5272]

Rofl

[@Harvey_Mod]

I'm sleep 🤣🤣🤣

[@warster321]

"why", "because", "that works" = my favorite line of all time!!! I only wish it happened in every pitch meeting!!! it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@kingkeefage]

PITCH MEETING FOR TOMMY WISEAU'S "THE ROOM." NOW!

[@kingkeefage]

You also have to get him in the video to pitch it!

[@NowhereMan7]

Doesnt make sense. Same with Neil Breen movies because they are their movies, made and funded by themselves, starring themselves, so were never pitched to anyone.

[@kingkeefage]

@@NowhereMan7 Dude, he had to pitch it to his friend that co-starred and anyone who worked on it.

[@MarcoKlammer]

Tearing Johnny apart is TIGHT

[@kingkeefage]

@@MarcoKlammer Oh! Hi, that was barely an inconvenience, Mark.

[@demonbreeddx262]

Plz do a pitch meeting for “The Never Ending Story”!

[@romariomattos403]

"Why didnt he fly away in the first place?" I always asked myself the same question lol now I know the answer

[@DarkAutumn3D]

That's one of the things that bothered me about the sequels. Neo was so powerful that he was rarely ever in danger and it encouraged the other characters to be that way, too. You didn't feel as though they were fighting for their lives and it just removed that threat.

[@asusmctablet9180]

Basically the Wachowskis went nuts after the first Matrix movie, it's why outside of this franchise they've had zero success.

[@yourmum69_420]

the fight scene against the french guy's henchmen was SO damn good though

[@kanyewest9591]

Executive=="How did Neo and Trinity fall in love again?" Writer== "By being the Male and Female protagonists." Executive=="Very Romantic"

[@kanyewest9591]

@TheFifthWheel No comments

[@nananderson7259]

@TheFifthWheel Comment police (wee woo wee woo) You're under arrest for repeating what was said in the video even though it's an incredibly common and harmless practice.

[@berengustav7714]

Captain America The Winter Soldier is great simply because it doesn't have that lazy writing device!

[@papasmamas1]

Please make a Alice in Wonderland pitch meeting, only so you can say "oh, rabbit holes are tight".

[@JanZizkaMetal]

IDK why this isn't the top comment. It should be super easy, barely an inconvenience for people to notice how tight it is.

[@MrTubularBalls]

How do you know they're tight? Wait, don't answer that.

[@JanZizkaMetal]

@@MrTubularBalls It's a reference to the Pitch Meeting series...

[@edopronk1303]

Wow wow wow wow, wow.

[@TerryProthero]

OMG. He would so say that. LOL.

[@erenyeagar2928]

How did they fall in love in love in the first movie? By being the Male and female protagonist Ooh very romantic

[@joelellis7035]

Well, then the writer of my movie done screwed up.

[@chrisbellard2884]

Or " because they're two attractive actors in a Hollywood movie"

[@thrrax]

@@chrisbellard2884 Moss? Attractive? Only if you don't know what attractive is. :D

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Technically the Oracle manipulated them into believing they were destined to fall in love.

[@ccchhhrrriiisss100]

In the MATRIX REVOLUTIONS pitch meeting... Writer: "Yeah, so Matrix: Reloaded wasn't the critical success that people had hoped. It seems that we made it to complicated. We abandoned the premise set up by the first film to rescue people who aren't aware that they're in the Matrix." Producer: "You're so right! So, you're going to go back to the basics and make the story less complicated and more like the first film?" Writer: "No. Not at all!" Producer: "Wait. What?" Writer: "In the third film, we're going to make the story even more complex, hard-to-follow and, well, filled with deus ex machina." Producer: "Why?" Writer: "Well, if it doesn't work the second time, do it again -- but with better special effects." Producer: "Sweet."

[@AlreadiWon]

Doing Pitch Meetings for the John Wick movies would be TIGHT!

[@ThreadBomb]

Explaining why his keeps his guns and stuff encased in concrete, rather than just a safe.

[@michaelrichards5340]

@@ThreadBomb remember that he wanted to escape his pass life to live normally so it's showing how far he went to ...bury his past... Sorry...

[@Jamescushing51]

Ryan please, I’m stuck in isolation and I need more of these videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Rougarou99]

The story of cinema: “We figured the sequel is unnecessary, but then money, so....”

[@SuperBC1975]

Pitch Meeting: What we need now more than ever. Oh, and toilet paper. We really need that.

[@Johnadams20760]

toilet paper is tight

[@Galacticavatar]

@@Johnadams20760 Buying toilet paper is super difficult and quite an inconvenience.

[@danteo1978]

Wow, never imagined that getting compared to toilet paper would ever become a huge compliment!

[@gotwatercaleb]

@@Galacticavatar your the toilet paper every asshole needs

[@Earwaxfire909]

This script can serve as toilet paper. Reloaded and Unloaded.

[@ThePsvan]

"Kind of suspicious of you to specify that unprompted."

[@MelvinC3]

Oh whoops

[@dancrane3807]

@@MelvinC3 Whoopsie.

[@Tinette_Izdashit]

00:24 "cave raves are tight" Ryan, u get me every time. Lmao. Wow wow wow wow, wow.

[@Ossory88]

I laughed so hard at "our finance team says it's very necessary - oh well they do call the shots" 🤣🤣

[@johnholland9371]

"It's going to go on for a while" is definitely the theme of this movie.

[@abhitripathi78]

'iTs GoNnA gO öN foR a WhiLe' -MATRIX RELOADED in a nutshell.

[@Koyasi78]

This is my personal favorite. Great timing. Perfect humor. And the material sells itself.

[@VideoCallInShow]

I just can't get enough of these and don't know how you resist having one of the characters exclaim; "I love it!" only to have their hopes immediately dashed on the rocks. False people in empty suits say that all the time. Keep up the great work!

[@JasonZakrajsek]

“That sounds like a good Part 1!” “Well technically it’s Part 2.” “Well yes but also absolutely not.”

[@jacobhoover1654]

I don't get that remark, whats the joke?

[@DrGeneralkumar82]

@@jacobhoover1654 he is saying that the 2nd movie is so far removed from the plot of the original movie that it cant even be considered a sequel. This opinion is shared by many fans of the first movie. Many people felt the first movie was a unique and believable concept. A world in ruin which has a fake computer world created by robots that they have to try wake and free humanity from. It was grim and realistic movie with a sense of danger throughout the plot. The second movie was more like the audience just following around some demigod that is never in danger while he flies around and does miracles in the computer world and the real world. The second movie seems more of a joke/parody than a true sequel.

[@karlhans6678]

@@DrGeneralkumar82 I am one of those that shares this opinion, anyone with a working brain and that pays attention to the movies can see this.

[@lidolmo]

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[@Eidolon1andOnly]

@@DrGeneralkumar82 Or it could be that both sequels were filmed at the same time, essentially making a 4 hour long movie that was split into 2 parts. So Reloaded was part 1 of the 2 part sequel.

[@ultra2019]

"Because I want everybody to know that I know those words"

[@liavhanegbi2729]

Wow u watched the video congrats!

[@burger_kinghorn]

Being pedantic is tight.

[@tnpdicey4664]

The only time I click a screen rant video lol 😂

[@satyamgupta2182]

Ryan has helped me get over my movie addiction...completely xd

[@jamesmartin9401]

"I just write things down and people film them." Love it.

[@blueberrycracker6607]

Make a keanu reeves actor pitch meeting

[@owlbme]

Finally, a new pitch meeting! (Let's face it... without Ryan, this channel's sub-count would plummet)

[@Brutik5]

But without this challen Ryan wouldn't get as much exposure right? ;)

[@Fourtgru123]

@@Brutik5 However, he could probably move it to his channel at this point. Pitch Meetings are popular enough on their own

[@seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154]

I'm not even subscribed I just remember every Saturday lol.

[@SuperBC1975]

So what's Zion like? "It's a big cave that looks like hell and everyone has sweaty raves in it." "Cave Raves are tight"

[@MAC_HAMMER]

Cave raves are tight*

[@alveolate]

cave raves are suave, maeve.

[@ronmartin7421]

"I just write things down and people film them." LOL! So many great lines in this one!

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Agent Smith was "freed" when Neo scrambled his code at the end of the first movie. But when Smith was rebooted, his program was now a computer virus, as an ironic call-back to Smith comparing humans with a virus. Instead of an Agent's standard Possession ability, Smith was now able to endlessly replicate himself, taking over both virtual body contructs of plugged-in humans as well as other programs. And sending Neo the earpiece sent the message, "I, Smith, am now unplugged from the machines' collective mind."

[@zimspy]

Neeeeeeeerd

[@KokomoJuggalo]

​@@zimspyLol!

[@DONVIEWCOMEDY]

WATCHING THIS WAS EASY BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE.😅😅😐 DUE TO QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN 🧱👨🏿‍🦱

[@Str4vv]

I hope these two adhere to the safe distance of 2m from each other.

[@zachgilbert3815]

Wont that make it difficult to pitch movies?

[@parag002raipure]

@@zachgilbert3815 No, It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@mrginge143]

Parag Raipure oh really?

[@alveolate]

@@mrginge143 yeah yeah yeah!

[@HumanDarknes]

Matrix 2 was released 2003

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Everybody gangsta till something is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@umbrainvictus]

"I just write things down and people film them." Corporate movie making in a nutshell. Delightful.

[@marcy2443]

“Superman I mean Jesus” “Oh he’s God now” 😂😂😂

[@bigbossmarco4503]

-Wait he can control things outside of the matrix now? -Yeah have you heard of god? He's god now -Oh I have heard of god

[@Healcraft]

that and the ressurection of trinity part made me think the real world is also a matrix, but haven't the creators said that isnt true? well im going with that still

[@JC_Cali]

@@Healcraft whether they say it's canon or not, it lens credence to the theory for sure

[@wetknuckles]

Neo is manufactured by the machines. He is linked with them. That's why he van destroy them

[@uum6]

The density of the the witty-ness in this one is TIGHT! Ripping on this one almost seems too easy, BARELY an inconvenience!

[@palus1194]

Making a pitch meeting about the Mortal instruments: city of bones would be TIGHT

[@guybrushthreepwood9071]

Me: I'm gonna buy some games to get through quarantine Bank account: ofcourse but also absolutely not

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

Uze torrentz!

[@Perktube1]

"Oh I just write things down and people film them." That's what's wrong with today's Star Trek, Star Wars.

[@desmondunn4504]

It's almost like there's a connection and that connect both wrote and filmed them, but idk.

[@omarcrespo77]

@@desmondunn4504 I see what you did there😉

[@omarcrespo77]

I'm here for the arguments. ... Well, you don't put Star Wars and Star Trek in a comment section and not expect arguments flying left and right!?!? You guys do that, I'll be back with the popcorn...

[@thegodofalldragons]

@@omarcrespo77 I don't think there's anyone left who cares enough to defend them.

[@omarcrespo77]

@@thegodofalldragons True that!! ☝️🤣

[@dannyakins8742]

3:55 "Superman swoops in and saves the day" "What?" "I mean Jesus" "What?" "I mean Neo" Couldn't stop laughing at that

[@Hawx32]

Didn't do a backflip though

[@Omar-wq9dz]

Hey Ryan, would you do a Pitch Meeting for the Lord Of The Rings trilogy, similar to how you did entire Harry Potter franchise in one Pitch Meeting video?

[@jacobellinger8027]

He already covered the first movie

[@ItsIntelligentDesign]

“Oh I just write things down and people film them” Every screenwriter’s dream

[@josefplacek4200]

Most of this rant is and was explained perfectly and makes sense...

[@duanehood8031]

"Actually it's going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience." I don't know how that line cracks me up in each and every video but it always delivers!

[@mindlessdroid3630]

Pitch meeting for Matrix Revolutions on the way. Why? Because. oh okay

[@nbucwa6621]

Ryan: "It literally looks like hell" Me: "he did not just insult -" *looks at screen*"- Oh."

[@liavhanegbi2729]

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@@liavhanegbi2729 : Zion.

[@liavhanegbi2729]

@ stipl dont get it. Are u saying u thought he was insulting jerusalem?

[@Tebay71]

Inception Pitch Meeting please. In reality, I can’t imagine how that actual pitch meeting went, let alone Ryan’s.

[@David_Last_Name]

Wish granted!

[@betsysipe5512]

I keep accidentally using your catch phrases, the other day I asked my husband to get totally off of my back, he was confused 😂.

[@Ben-hu9wh]

"Actually no" "Why" "Because..." 😂 got me in tears

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

“This one’s completely unnecessary” Literally every sequel that flopped: **Sweats nervously**

[@uglyfellaa.k.athacommentor5907]

It better have Keanu Reeves in it

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

You know what, as long as Keanu Reeves stars in the movie, I'm going to watch it.

[@nervatel3782]

Without the proper corresponding key, Neo's only option is to fly to the city from the French Dude's house in the mountain. This is the second time I've seen people not understand the whole point of introducing the keymaker and the keys. The keymaker uses keys to make a shortcut between two places with a corresponding door. These shortcuts are limited, only one shortcut key works on it's matching door and will always take them to the same destination (This is why they need to use a specific door in order to get to the architect) After the key is used to open a shortcut, if the key is removed from the door, and the door is closed, reopening it without a key will take you where the door originally goes. You can tell when doors are acting as shortcuts, because one side of the door doesn't match the other side. So, it is shown that the French dude's wife uses a key in the back room of the restaurant to teleport to their home, which is in the mountains. Once the fighting starts, the French dude leaves through the same door he entered, taking him back to the restaurant, but when Neo reopens the door, it is shown they are on a mountain top. It happens again, when the Keymaker urges Trinity and Morpheus to use a door he is opening with a key, which becomes a shortcut back to the city. Once through the door he tells them to shut the door, because it will close the shortcut, which is why the one Twin jams their arm into the doorway, to stop them. Once through the door, the twin slams it in Neo's face, so the door will similarly revert back to opening outside of the French dude's home in the mountains.

[@outcastatsabre]

I never knew people didn't actually get this until i watched this pitch meeting today.

[@thaSHZA]

"'Agent Smith can travel through phones and take over people's flesh and blood in the real world?' 'Exactly!' 'How's that going to work?' 'Oh, I just write things down and people film them.' ' Neat!'" 😂😂😂 Some of the best stuff you've done! I'd still really like to see you "Pitch" The Butterfly Effect with Ashton Kutcher.

[@phousefilms]

"Whats he gonna do?" "He's gonna talk. He's gonna talk so much!" LMAO!

[@TheMyrmo]

"I write things down and people FILM them." Yeah, that explains pretty much ALL THE MOVIES.

[@MistahJay7]

"Hows that gona work?" "Oh I just write things down and people film them" "Oh Neat!" I can't argue with that logic

[@honex97]

these pitch meeting are by far the best content on youtube

[@AH-hp5si]

It's interesting that he uses an appropriate background (typewriter for 70s, CRT for 80s and 90s, LCD thereafter) and the switch from Matrix to Reloaded is the switch from CRT to LCD.

[@michaelvaldez9367]

"Have you heard of God? He's God now" 😂

[@akea-]

Yes, I have “heard” of god

[@LaNguyenBTong]

"Neat" is the new "tight".

[@davidhoffman6980]

In defense of this film, the reason agent Smith was able to inhabit a flesh and blood person in Zion, and the reason Neo could stop sentinels with his mind in the real world, is because originally, the twist in the third film was going to be that what the rebels thought was the real world was a Matrix within a Matrix meant to control the people that reject the programming. But in the third film they dropped that reveal and retconned it to ruin. Now it's a plot hole instead of an ingenious set up.

[@kaspartambur]

I am sort of happy! To have a world where Christopher Nolan wouldn't have had to create "Inception", that would have made me sad.

[@CrownMe13]

Wow I never knew that

[@davidhoffman6980]

@Donovann Maybe, but it's never really revealed to the audience and the Oracle's explanations don't imply that. Matrix 3 kind of dropped the ball on answers and a satisfying resolution. In the first film, Morpheus says as long as the Matrix exists humanity can never be free. This also seems to justify the collateral damage, but the series ends with a temporary ceasefire.

[@veganconservative1109]

So why doesn't Hollywood just hire Ryan to read through scripts before they even get close to production? Save a lot of money from all these box office bombs.

[@wolfshade5020]

Box Office Success Bombs. The movies made nowadays make their money back but the soul isn’t there.

[@Shuizid]

Many of the movies he covers were massive successes. His nitpicking style is entertaining but if a movie bombs depends on a lot of other things - hence he wouldn't be all to useful. Heck in theory Hollywood is filled with famous and proven experts to make good movies.

[@alexmuller6752]

@@Shuizid minor typo there: you accidentally wrote 'good' instead of 'successful'. glad i could help. (edited for typos..)

[@JanZizkaMetal]

@@alexmuller6752 Clarifying that financially successful movies aren't necessarily good is tight.

[@DJ_Force]

"I guess they're programmed for couples drama" Lost it here 🤣

[@drewgrech6357]

Do The Mandalorian: Season 1

[@trexation]

"I just write things down and people film them." Pretty much sums up Matrix 2 and 3.

[@sasir2013]

-So, why doesn't he make them explode? -Well, sir, as I previously stated, that would only make them free and create a lot of trouble -Whoopsie

[@thechronicnoizeco.6675]

This is the best explanation of this movie i’ve ever heard.

[@raghavmalhotra7498]

I still can't believe that you haven't made a pitch meeting for Superman the movie