X2: X-Men United (2003) Pitch Meeting

[@ethanaleman]

That Night Crawler opening scene still epic.

[@rowandax6189]

That and the first Quicksilver "moment" are the only great things Bryan Singer has ever done. I'm thankful for those but I don't know how he keeps getting work since all of his films are mediocre at best.

[@marcelgardner8497]

@@rowandax6189 mediocrity is the steady currency of hollywood.

[@jeffwalker6815]

Don't you mean 'tight'?

[@RandomSime]

@@jeffwalker6815 Just how Singer likes 'em

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

A fr facts they don't do it like that anymore fr fr lol best scene in the entire movie

[@rjsouthworth5246]

Producer: "So are you holding a grudge against Halle Berry for threatening to club you with her Oscar?" Writer: "Not at all - in fact, I'm writing a new superhero movie just for her. It's called Catwoman!"

[@abhiprakash74999]

Omg most underrated comment right here

[@tjknight]

I swear if that's not how they open that pitch I'm hitting a dislike

[@lostwoodsdweller5313]

I hear her superhero outfit is gonna be TIGHT

[@theunknownreturns]

Fuuuu!

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Brilliant!

[@The_Annihilater]

Best part of the pitch meeting "what about the humans middle of surgery, piloting planes or driving on the free way, wouldn't they all die?" "Right, Right, I guess they would die, I'm just gonna go with magnets again if that's cool?" "Fair enough, Magnets are Tight!" 🤣🤣

[@GalazyProductions]

😂😂😂

[@Bramble451]

Definitely better than baby junk!

[@EverettBurger]

What about all the people that were swimming at that time?

[@skosoris]

@@ChineduOpara damn those magnets! 😅

[@carlrood4457]

Pretty much the same question for Thanos' snap. Pilot turns to dust + passengers don't = 70's Airport movie.

[@missiontobeaman3111]

“That one hurt my feelings” “Fantastic”

[@marc.ristau]

Underrated!

[@dattanamika]

So Underrated!

[@collinmeans8864]

"No they immediately shoot him in the God damn face." "Oh! My God, Boston PD doesn't mess around." 🤣🤣🤣

[@OvSpP]

Minorities: I understood that reference.

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

@@OvSpP right, just one shot? That is restraint!

[@BankRoll55]

But he’s just fine! :D Oh thank goodness! 😂

[@gowmitch069]

Glad I didn't have to look too far this comment

[@jerico.b]

@@OvSpP if you think about it mutants are also minorities in xmen world

[@charactersmoreorthree]

Magnets are a reasonable explanation for all the inconsistencies in Bryan Singer's X-Men movies, perhaps even for all of Brett Ratner's X-3.

[@cjwrench07]

Magnets are also a good explanation for Snyder’s DCEU. •“Martha” “Why did you say that name!” -> Magnets •Destroyed Metropolis -> Magnets •The Witch’s, wavy arm inflatable man dance --> Yup, Magnets, again. •Recruiting a guy good at throwing a boomerang, to go against the next Zod/Superman -> Magnets. •Clark keeping his secret in the age of constant video surveillance --> yup, he uses Magnets.

[@shadowfoxhd6798]

Magnets are the answer to everything!

[@EchthelionII]

Shadowfox HD: my tv is acting weird will a magnet fix it?

[@vshazam]

@@EchthelionII yup, just make sure it's a really strong magnet

[@EchthelionII]

@@vshazam Got it.

[@brunsvikk2714]

Magnets are TIGHT!

[@hhhkyyy]

“Uh, that’s a good question.” “YEAH IT IS.” Idk why the seriousness of the tone there kills me, and then the complete switch back, “Well that works for me!” 😂

[@ChaosMechanica]

Crazy how Nightcrawler's omission does not affect the plot in a major way. He deserved more

[@ToonCraftAnimation]

"I'm just gonna go with magnets again if that's cool" LOL

[@knyte_]

Nice to see you here

[@OvSpP]

Magnets are *tight*

[@universall8731]

*oh, Flashing your eyes Yellow when nobody's looking is Super Evil*

[@malonemantv2696]

Could you guys do a Kick-Ass and Kick-Ass 2 Pitch Meeting please?

[@bmo7074]

We need this

[@Rozmarihin]

Commenting fast in pitch meetings is TIGHT

[@thewolfgamer571]

Yep XD

[@RhonetteBuntyn]

"So they tase him?" "No, they immediately shoot him in the goddamn face!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raggedcritical]

I guess in 2003 that would have been surprising.

[@brunsvikk2714]

Flashing your eyes yellow while nobody’s watching is TIGHT!

[@thewolfgamer571]

My cat does that maybe he is evil

[@brunsvikk2714]

Your cat is Mystique.

[@rjofusetsudzin8011]

And Sith :)

[@antroidi7283]

I was waiting that!

[@shadowfoxhd6798]

@@thewolfgamer571 your cat might be super evil a slight inconvenience

[@menace-gamingvideos6527]

Magneto: Their is iron in your blood! Guard: Whoops! Magneto: Whoopsie!

[@mindwalker2247]

made me laugh lol

[@menace-gamingvideos6527]

Guard: There is no metal, how hard will it be to escape now? Magneto: Super Easy! Barely An Inconvenience!

[@Demigord]

Muscles and nerves both work with ions. Having your brain and muscles completely stop working would be fatal in a hurry

[@wolfura]

Magneto would use proper spelling.

[@navi4rider]

Super funny than this pitch meeting

[@shadowfoxhd6798]

Pressing like on this video is super easy barely an inconvenience

[@alexman378]

Aww, pressing "like" on these videos is TIGHT

[@noxlupa2996]

yea yea yea!!!

[@gator9339]

I accidentally pressed the dislike button. Whoopsie

[@SonOfBmore]

@@gator9339 Whoopsie

[@AAABattery_]

Wow wow wow wow

[@punkpinata7062]

Producer:"Oh I didn't realize this was a cheap wedding." Writer: "Wha... what do you mean?" Producer:"Cause that metaphor was thinly veiled." Writer:"Solid burn on my writing abilities, Sir. That one hurt my feelings." Prdocuer:"Fantastic!"

[@nhannguyen2190]

I don't really get this? Anyone could explain it to me?

[@dominicduncan9895]

@@nhannguyen2190 because gay

[@nhannguyen2190]

@@dominicduncan9895 sorry I still don't get it

[@oskarhenriksen]

@@nhannguyen2190 The scene with the parents not being understanding of their sons' mutant abilities was clearly meant to resemble parents having trouble accepting their child's homosexuality. Thus the mutants' trouble with fitting in in society is clearly used as a metaphor for the problems of gay people (the X-Men franchise has always been a metaphor for outsider groups, but exactly which group has varied). Producer guy in the sketch thinks the metaphor is very obvious, or "thinly veiled", as it's also called when something's not well hidden. A bride in some cultures and time periods wears a veil, i.e. a face cover, during part of the wedding. You could imagine that if the wedding is cheap, they could only afford a thin veil. Ergo, the bride would be thinly veiled - just like the metaphor

[@Goibniu001]

@@oskarhenriksen Your explanation was TIGHT!😎

[@therandompandaman4521]

"Magnets," is now going to be my justification for anything.

[@dragonofdojima5205]

YES BITCH, MAGNETS OH

[@Brooke-rw8rc]

"A wizard did it." "How!?" "Magnets." "Oh, okay then!"

[@t65bx25]

“That one hurt my feelings.” *“Fantastic.”*

[@LibertyLocalizer]

Leather uniforms are tight!

[@cjwrench07]

Baby powder is *Tight*

[@dragonzrule55]

😮wut?

[@LibertyLocalizer]

Jennifer Williams The uniforms the xmen wear are tight leather.

[@blaustein_autor]

That's part of the problem!

[@Statalyzer]

@@cjwrench07 Ross, is that you?

[@inky3678]

So how are the avengers gonna save everybody who died in the snap Magnets of course!

[@cjwrench07]

*Vibranium* Magnets cast from the heart of a dying star, by a gigantic handless dwarf.

[@Moonbeast_1138]

Saving dead Avengers is gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@606danco]

Inky 3 that works

[@nahor88]

@@cjwrench07 When you think about it, Killmonger is responsible for saving the universe. Without his actions, T'challa wouldn't have been motivated to share Wakanda's technology with the rest of the world. Tony uses that technology to build a gauntlet and suit able to harness the infinity stones. That being said... they have a gauntlet already from when they killed the present Thanos, unless it was already fried from the strain of destroying the stones.

[@Chuckless86]

I love how he just skips over the opening scene of Nightcrawler attacking the White House. Why because it is amazing!

[@Trisjack20]

Agreed

[@dudesayingthings]

Agreed.

[@poeticdavide]

"It sure is, sir!!"

[@DeathnoteBB]

You can tell how good a movie is but how short the videos mocking them are

[@dakishim4]

Do X men days of future past

[@adambehardien292]

Yes definitely

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

Running in slow motion, while listening to music is TIGHT.

[@bensanchez8121]

LOVE that movie

[@therandompandaman4521]

Mean Girls How I Met Your Mother Twilight (10th Anniversary) X-Men The Last Stand Glee The Office (US)

[@zachryder3150]

You completely ruined the ending of the movie!!! WHY DIDN'T STORM AND ICEMAN SAVE THEM!!???

[@sagaswp]

Because...magnets?

[@abhiprakash74999]

" So why didn't storm or Iceman do something and save Jean ? " "Well umm it's cause u know magnets " " Ok stretching things way too much " "Um ok , uhhh oh yeah , Storm thought Jean was a bitch and always hated her and was really angry at her for stealing all the boys. And ummm ,Jean gave a bad grade to ice man so he thought letting her die was tight . " "Well letting ur teacher die for giving u a bad grade is tight , but we can't put it in the movie cause we don't want the fans to hate the characters. So well ....." " Magnets" " Sure why not "

[@henith7850]

Iceman isn’t powerful enough yet since he was still a kid.

[@ornitholestesful]

Because

[@RecardoGuillermo]

“Won’t it be hard to make an entertaining video based solely on mocking pitch meetings?” “No it’s gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience”

[@CanItAlready]

"Magnets." That was also Jack O'Neill's explanation for a number of things on Stargate SG-1. LOL

[@GataNecia]

I love your pitch meetings. Do some animations. Like Zootopia. Oh do Frozen.

[@Beddebon]

The future generations are lucky because they can binge watch pitch meetings

[@jamesbath4098]

Here's a thumbs up on your comment from 2 years in the future 👍

[@Beepbeep_its_treasure]

This is me. I am future generations and I thank you I have not slept for 4 months as binge watching these is tight.

[@Verinexa]

Every time i watch a new movie i look for the pitch meeting video about it . I'm currently watching the x men saga for the first time 🙂

[@ashoneth]

Yeah

[@kharygalt19]

I love Ryan's facial expressions in this video, like he was trying not to laugh even more than usual. Made my day :-)

[@ChaosMechanica]

When I first watched this movie I had the same thoughts about the end: Iceman was going to have his moment and freeze the water, perhaps aided by Storm.

[@irina1296]

X-Men (2000), X2 (2003), Spider-Man (2002) and Spider-Man 2 (2004) are still my favorite Marvel movies

[@unkownfigure850]

you must be old

[@yourmum69_420]

@@unkownfigure850 they're much better than the modern films. I would add Blade to the list though

[@ashoneth]

The classic era of marvel before the mcu era. Love both eras tho. We are eating good.

[@ttand7971]

Could you start doing Pitch meetings for games?

[@ArcadeMarx]

thats a good idea

[@owencutler229]

I didn’t know I needed this until I heard it

[@ttand7971]

@@ArcadeMarx Thanks

[@davesuneyes]

I would LOVE to see his take on God of War 😍😍😍

[@clickerkiller8]

Last of us would be great

[@dipanjanghosal1662]

I miss the "BECAUSE" lines...Please use them again

[@taykeith9859]

Dipanjan Ghosal AMEN!!

[@Androe3690]

Cheap Weddings are tight!

[@FaissalsAnimation]

The Night Crawler opening scene is TIGHT

[@INHUMANE75]

I really really don't know what am I gonna do with my life after finishings all the pitch meeting videos i am addicted to them

[@edwardcarlson6359]

These are amazing. Great lines and excellent editing. More!

[@TheOldMan-75]

Great frequency on those pitch meeting videos. You sir, are a machine!

[@godlovemlelwa8548]

Boston PD don't Mess around 😁😁😀😁😁

[@Mondo_182]

I'm so happy pitch meetings exist

[@senatorsheev7774]

Could you please do a pitch meeting for American Psycho??

[@MNewsTime]

“That’s a good question” HAS to be a catch phrase more often

[@Steamed]

Her accent is completely gone! More like Scarlet Witch

[@bigneon_glitter]

Scarlet Witch losing her accent was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@GameBoyToast]

This man pulled me from a very dark place. “Ohhhh indirectly saving lives with comedic relief is TIGHT”

[@blackmagician7645]

Hurting feelings is- fantastic!😊1:26

[@mycuhroni5052]

Gotta do The Last Stand next, so glad you guys are doing X-Men movies cause I started bingeing them the other day

[@tyrel5150]

I’ve seen so many of these and I just know realize how good the scripting is done between just one guy playing two guys. Neat!

[@goober8606]

Still my #1 favorite X-Men movie

[@neallong2480]

Lord of the Rings, and the Hobbit prequel!! It’d be really Tight if Ryan could do Pitch Meeting’s for those movies. Maybe even, Super Easy? Barely an Inconvenience?

[@zahir1014]

Well you got you’re wish

[@neallong2480]

@@zahir1014 and it only took 3 years. Yay

[@jelliott7080]

Rest In Peace Stan Lee 1922 2018 you inspired millions of people to do great things

[@TheInfiniteSheldon]

"How was Mystique able to masquerade as Senator Kelly for months?" "She's super evil, so it was barely an inconvenience." "Fair enough."

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

0:39 I seriously thought he was gonna say "TIGHT" instead of "Super evil."

[@SourRobo8364]

Being the only human who enjoyed Origins is TIGHT.

[@Kyrielsh1]

I enjoy it immensly compared to the second Wolverine movie.

[@LaydayEruanna]

This might be one of my favourite pitch meetings. It's all magnets!

[@jeffallen55]

I've been reading through the Silver Age, and I can confirm that magnets and transistors are Stan's answer to everything.

[@DrButthugger]

Haha transistors really?

[@Parocha]

You made me remember how EVERYTHING in super hero comics in the late 80s was solved by reversing the polarity of whatever the weekly McGuffin was

[@artman2oo3]

Stopping binging this channel and going to bed when I need to is super hard, very inconvenient.

[@brunsvikk2714]

Boston PD is TIGHT!

[@evansimmons6894]

“That hurt my feelings.” “Fantastic.”

[@RandomStreak-eo]

*"WHOOPSIE"*

[@bensanchez8121]

This is my second favorite X-Men movie after DOFP (not counting spin-offs like Deadpool or Logan)

[@joanngermain395]

Marvel: We need a bunch of new characters that will outshine DC and be able to carry their own multi-million dollar franchises in the 21st century. Stan Lee: Super easy, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE!

[@totallyrandomofficial]

Each one of these is just so wholesome and positive, good stuff good stuff

[@thedondeluxe6941]

"F***ing magnets, how do they work?"

[@pitviper2]

I always wondered what kind of collateral damage storm did with those huge tornadoes while stopping the jets

[@jasona5283]

I can't get enough of your pitch video's they are hilarious you are on point with everything. Even for movies I like you make me laugh. Hope to see some more really can't wait for Godzilla King of the Monsters one.

[@androssteague]

X2 is still the best X-Men film. It still holds its own today. My only pet peeve was Magneto catching the jet.

[@Kycowboy17]

“They immediately shoot him in the goddamn face.” ☠️

[@Quantumhawk]

Thank you for doing these! I love these videos. My favorite part of KZbin is when you upload a new one. How about doing Alien3/Alien: Resurrection since you tackled some of the Predator movies? Or maybe GoldenEye?

[@iandenny2376]

Do last stand next!

[@AdamG1983]

For some reason this is still my fave X-Men movie

[@JeremyWS]

Seriously, am I the only one in existence that actually liked X-Men Origins: Wolverine?

[@johnthomson534]

Yep you're the only one

[@MachoMan_Vert]

Yep.. Ain't you a rare specimen?

[@ArcadeMarx]

i liked xmen origins wolverine

[@AuroraCreator555]

Yes...

[@chdz92]

I actually liked it

[@unintentionalprovocateur2158]

You guys should do one where you switch roles! Switch hing roles is tight!

[@beni-cy4gx]

Judge: we have evidence that you have killed 5 men Me: whoops Judge: whoopsie

[@jonnysteiner821]

I'd like to see you do more classic movies. "Lawrence of Arabia" "Casablanca" "One the Waterfront" stuff like that.

[@NikkiMKarLen]

2:24 "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."

[@tamathompson7420]

Thank you for making these videos my brother doesn't like the X-Men franchise because it gets boring for him 2 minutes in so I used these videos to help him understand this and make it more fun and funny so he can stay and tune in and he approves

[@corvusnine8167]

Me: can we have pitch meeting of pitch meeting? Pitch meeting: lol no

[@ohmeohmyohmammamia]

There is....hundredth episode or so

[@leahl5007]

I remember I got to hold the claw props for wolverine a long time ago and they are like literally heavy enough and solid enough for murder to happen with them!

[@CaptainPlainJaneway]

"But the SR71 was so fast, it could literally outrun missiles " ........ "You forgot about the thing the SR71 was famous for?" "I forgot about the thing the SR71 was famous for."

[@justforever96]

It could fly so fast and high that a missile launched from the ground couldn't climb to 80,000ft and intercept it before it was out of the envelope of the missile. It was also so fast that it was almost impossible to get a fighter in a location where it was able to fire a missile in an envelope where it could successfully overtake it, since it was usually much higher than the fighter and the speed made it take longer for the missile to catch it, so the envelope where a successful shot could be fired was extremely small. But there were plenty of missiles faster than the SR-71, most of them are. They need to catch it, not just match it. The MiG-25 was a serious threat, which is why they stopped using them. In any case that isn't an SR-71, it's a fantasy jet that they styled to look similar to the SR-71. That doesn't automatically mean it has identical capabilities. Since we don't know exactly what its top speed is and the movie shows F-16s easily keeping up with it, we have to assume that its top speed is Mach 1.8 or less, like the F-16. You're going to say the movie is wrong because it looks kind of like an SR-71 and so it must be a Mach 3 aircraft, because? An A-7 looks similar to an F-8 but one is subsonic, one is Mach 1.8. That and the SR-71 can only do Mach 3 at very high altitude where the air is thin. It's obviously at quite low level here, it's below the damn clouds. I doubt an SR-71 can do much more than Mach 1 at lower levels, it's designed to work in a very narrow envelope, and the heat and turbulence would destroy it if they even tried to use full power before reaching cruise altitude. Even assuming that jet has the same capabilities as an AR-71, it can't use them while it's where F-16s can reach it. An F-16 fires missiles that can reach Mach 4 and track a target a hundred miles out, they can definitely shoot this guy down.

[@fairlyliterary4771]

Magnets are tight! That explanation was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@AHersheyHere]

Director: "If Mystic is going home to the Senator's wife, how does she know how the Senator looks like without clothes; wouldn't the wife notice things being different like blemishes, birthmarks, or the size of his penis?" Writer: *shrug* "I dunno, let's move on." Director: "Okay then."

[@lucascaron9035]

3:40 I lost it

[@sclark615]

1:56 “whoops.... whoopsie”

[@lupedog]

Dude I love all of these. Please do one for Live free or Die Hard! There is soooooo much material there.

[@daemonblackfyre3238]

"Then the cops show up and think Wolverine is holding knives." "Oh do the taze him?" "God no. Unfortunately they treat him like a black guy in America."

[@urbz6712]

Sounds about right, cosidering they were a metaphor for the civil rights movement.

[@Dessarius]

@@urbz6712 weren't they also a metaphor for "the gay"?

[@urbz6712]

@@Dessarius homosexuality wasn't at the fore front in the 60's.

[@daemonblackfyre3238]

@@Dessarius Nah mate. Mr. Lee said he created Xavier and Magneto based off of Malcolm X and MLK.

[@georgetrapp6666]

@@urbz6712 but the comics kind of evolved towards that. Even and especially the Legacy Virus storyline.

[@GwPoKo]

4:30 How did you get Stephen Colbert to write for Screen Rant?? I'm sure it was super easy to get him. Barely an inconvenience

[@konstantinstepanov5461]

F***ing Magnets, How do they work? 🤷

[@kristianortiz8130]

What I never understood was ifJean had the ability to start up the jet to escape, why didn’t she just do it in the first place instead of waiting till they were about to die?

[@thewolfgamer571]

Yo notification squad were you at XD

[@nischalofchrist]

This is easily the best one yet. Thanks for X-Men, Stan

[@delloffthewall]

Black person getting pulled over: 1:35

[@lluewhyn]

Considering that the jet was about 20' off the ground before Magneto stopped it, the force of falling that distance would still likely crush all of the characters in their seats. That would be an interesting visual.

[@Parocha]

Well no, because of MAGNETS!

[@Leo-lr2qx]

Hey man i'm using your videos to teach english to my friends here in france. It's amazing how many valuable expressions you use . And it's so funny make it easy to learn. Thanks !

[@justinverser2102]

This is my favorite X-Men movie and in my opinion the best one from the franchise.

[@melissas717]

That one hurt my feelings.. Fantastic.

[@OneThousandDemons]

The whole thing at 1:10 was great

[@richardkraus1305]

Still shocked you didn't mention nightcrawler this whole video. Nightcrawler is tight!

[@mr.lightzplease9366]

Cant wait to see the pitch script for X3