hey guys its riley from the video back with another comment and boy are you in for a treat with this one. I've been cookin up somethin special to write down here. I'm so excited. alright here it comes. sign up and upgrade to Grammarly Premium to level up your productivity: www.grammarly.com/TL08 . HOO!! WOW. what a rush and a tremendous thrill
@jaceschr28 күн бұрын
hi
@theequipped_sc28 күн бұрын
Hi Riley from the video!
@memediatek28 күн бұрын
Hey Riley have a nice weekend Riley
@carrot.j28 күн бұрын
double it and give it to the next person
@cooldudecrashlion28 күн бұрын
Riley ur my favorite host of techlinked
@Chuck854128 күн бұрын
Apple: **slowly removes buttons and ports** Also, Apple: **slowly brings back buttons and ports**
@catoleg28 күн бұрын
Looking forward to see how they bring back the audio port as some kind of hi-fi thing
@walkingonneedles28 күн бұрын
thank god i hope buttons return to all phones fully soon, i hate the annoying way it was basically no buttons period for a while. android does it fine with just the same buttons but now on rhe screen (though it still sucks and has its problems by being digital screen buttons) but the apple solution is one of the worst, most needlessly fucked up things ive ever had the displeasure of using. also i hope proper notches return full screen is so stupid and the front facing camera solutions all look annoying and pointless for some "sleek" look
@Dangg158928 күн бұрын
@@catolegmaybe it will never come back unless eu has some laws making apple to do so:v
@_xX_me_Xx_28 күн бұрын
classic innovation from apple here
@blakksheep73628 күн бұрын
One of the Pro/Max/Whatever is gonna have a headphone jack, just watch.
@nateg87628 күн бұрын
The only reason why I watch the apple news is the possibility of being graced with an amazing Tim Cook impression.
@iris454728 күн бұрын
its also fun to keep tabs of whether the new feature theyve just invented has existed for 5 or maybe 10 years on competing platforms.
@RFDN028 күн бұрын
@@iris4547 yep
@smmmokin28 күн бұрын
"Steve is rolling in his grave but he would love these numbers"
@yeuros628028 күн бұрын
** Tim "Apple"
@NayLinAungGo28 күн бұрын
I don't even know if Tim Apple actually sounds like that, I just accept Riley is making a really good impression.
@Danominator28 күн бұрын
What does Apple even think "air" means anymore
@VinhNguyen-ip7bn28 күн бұрын
Probably referring to to how empty your wallet will be if you buy it
@Artista_Frustrado28 күн бұрын
the same as "Pro" maybe
@Danominator28 күн бұрын
@@Artista_Frustrado That would make sense if they didn't already have a "Pro" lline that they run alongside the "Air" line 😂
@robertkeaney990528 күн бұрын
Lighter. Thinner. More expensive.
@henry_tsai28 күн бұрын
Does anyone even complain their phone being too thick…??
@Hybris5112928 күн бұрын
Why do we need thinner phones? Seriously we lose more than gain everytime we cut the thickness.
@iris454728 күн бұрын
theyre just asking for bendgate 3.0
@heyprotagonist28 күн бұрын
For Think Different Sake
@hitemlow9228 күн бұрын
And then we have to put it in a thicker case to keep it safe, completely negating the space savings
@johnlucas668328 күн бұрын
Yeah, same with laptops. I don't get the appeal since there are sacrifices especially battery life and usually specs as well. I hope if there are this thin versions, then would be a practical albeit more thicker version of it.
@Gurenn8328 күн бұрын
So that you buy another iphone in case your phone bends by accident
@ILoveTinfoilHats28 күн бұрын
Oh man this thing is gonna be SOOOO bendy
@ventilate426728 күн бұрын
and have no battery life
@Anrg4206928 күн бұрын
They probably learnt from their last mistake
@Collin_J28 күн бұрын
Zack is salivating
@leeishere744828 күн бұрын
@@ventilate4267 Their chips are designed to be pretty efficient for batteries, so it shouldn't be much of a problem.
@404fanfanboy28 күн бұрын
Welcome back, bend gate
@TRONTC28 күн бұрын
As a person who works in the 3d printing world professionally I feel personally attacked
@techlinked28 күн бұрын
They do exist!
@nihalanand269028 күн бұрын
Oh, that's cool! So, what's your day job?
@SolidCoreBlack28 күн бұрын
@@nihalanand2690 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheJubess28 күн бұрын
Time to get another hobby!
@float3228 күн бұрын
What do you do for a living, to pay the bills?
@gilbertplays28 күн бұрын
7:10 Riley contracted a serious case of the UwUs.
@nicehaircutmrsvarog28 күн бұрын
Lmao
@panikk228 күн бұрын
if you said contwacted we were gonna have to put u down too
@tribalstyle13828 күн бұрын
i need this on a repeating loop- its too hilarious
@helloiamchuck28 күн бұрын
7:13 "Dwivewwess wobotaxis" The Fudd is strong with this one. Feew the Fudd, Wiley!
@ssofianos28 күн бұрын
😂😂
@brianbarker255127 күн бұрын
we're hunting wobotaxis now, huhuhuh
@ThandrieDavis28 күн бұрын
1:00 "Do we need this?" mood
@Attictrash128 күн бұрын
Frfr
@chloe-sunshine720 күн бұрын
Then I can put a thicker case on it 😂
@Collin_J28 күн бұрын
"the common debugging tool known as a baseball bat" thanks, debugging robot vacuum now
@Masqueey28 күн бұрын
Apple's tax on Patreon is absolutely insane. I really don't get why people voluntarily join this cult.
@jernaugurgeh45128 күн бұрын
You’re not fooling me… Table tennis robot is just a Ray Harryhausen stop-frame animation. I want to see it fight skeletons with swords.
@DisposableSupervillainHenchman28 күн бұрын
Agreed. Reminds me of that thing from “RoboCop 2”.
@beavermos28 күн бұрын
My first though as well. While I don't doubt its existence, it definitely looks like stop motion.
@concinnus28 күн бұрын
Probably mostly a computational limitation, like the flat panels on the F117. But there are also repeat frames, like a 50fps capture encoded at 60fps.
@deraile28 күн бұрын
Bot 2fas4framr8 🔥
@juangil38427 күн бұрын
I dont
@SeanSMST28 күн бұрын
Having an average level ping pong bot sounds good. Think about it. You set it up in a rec room at the ping pong table, now if you or someone else wants to play ping pong but doesn't have a mate, you got an opponent. Good use of current robotics/ai is this, irl play vs ai mode.
@isaacmanjr28 күн бұрын
The dead pixel shirt actually had me convinces and trying to rub somthing off my screen. 😂
@toastedmilk28 күн бұрын
So they kill the mini, but then go and make… a smaller phone again??
@weswest866628 күн бұрын
Love my 13 mini
@Vonliktenstien28 күн бұрын
@@weswest8666it’s the perfect size phone imo
@Youcanatme28 күн бұрын
thinner***
@Dracossaint28 күн бұрын
BET It'll have the bendgate issue
@MaybePancakes28 күн бұрын
Not smaller, *thinner* you know like air... Air is pretty thin
@TheParronators28 күн бұрын
"a common debugging tool called a baseball bat" 😂😂😭
@arnox455428 күн бұрын
Works great for Apple devices too.
@ericwilson945728 күн бұрын
Oh cool we are getting back the bendy iPhones
@CJMapping28 күн бұрын
The 6 in 16 is for the bendy phone
@arnox455428 күн бұрын
If you're still buying Apple products at this point, you kinda deserve it.
@Alexifeu28 күн бұрын
Screw iPhone
@phillipmorales821328 күн бұрын
They really gotta keep the bloopers in more videos that shit is too funny 😂
@vesperiadragon322128 күн бұрын
Some of the “chip hacks” that hit the news are so ridiculous. “With this vulnerability, a hacker could do anything at any time….if they get kernel level access to the computer” …so…not a vulnerability. Anyone with kernel level access can do some crazy things. Tell me when there’s a kernel exploit, or another easy way for a hacker to get root access. That’s the vulnerability. Not this secondary crap that you limped in here with. Edit: Couple comments shows I didn’t explain myself well. So many of these exploits that become “news worthy” have this *little* caveat that the hacker would need to physically be on your computer first or first use a different exploit. This one, where they would first need kernel/root access to use this exploit, the reason I say it’s not a vulnerability is because you basically need that level of access to do anything. You’ve already been “hacked” by the time they use this additional exploit. Whatever they first do to get root/kernel access is the vulnerability. After that, pretty much anything can be done, hence why I say this exploit isn’t news worthy.
@irgendwiecharmant6428 күн бұрын
If you want to be told about easy kernel exploits, there's a whole show dedicated to it. Pretty sure it's called DEFCON and not Techlinked News, though. Now remove yourself of your breathing responsibility.
@Darkimmort4l26 күн бұрын
Bad reading, this exploit allows for firmware level persistence. It is a level beyond a normal root/kernel exploit
@gakwayadavid155828 күн бұрын
Regarding the Patreon Situation: iPhone users should start using the browsers when paying to support their creators. The Audacity of Apple charging 30% on the transactions while even Patreon itself charges a fraction of that is unbelievable.
@Matrix_TM.28 күн бұрын
7:20 bro really had to hold it in😂
@samtherat628 күн бұрын
How much extra will the iPhone Air Plus Max Pro be?
@zanewolf250928 күн бұрын
$6666 and 66¢
@rubiconnn28 күн бұрын
Who knows but I'm sure it will have half the battery life as a normal phone and will shatter if you look at it wrong. A giant bulky case will be required to use it, rendering the whole idea pointless.
@SkylerB1728 күн бұрын
At least $150 per extra word.
@xanderplayz344628 күн бұрын
@@zanewolf2509Context: Woz always liked repeating numbers. The Apple I was $666.66.
@davidgunther842828 күн бұрын
It will be Ultra expensive😅
@reddcube28 күн бұрын
What’s the point of the iPhone Air? "Here's a brand new phone with worst battery life and only one of last years camera"
@DanKaschel28 күн бұрын
if I bought iphones i’d get it. i’m obsessive about reducing the weight of things i carry all the time.
@Carewolf28 күн бұрын
It is not even thinner, because the thickest part with the camera is just as thick as other phones so will need very thicc casing.
@v3prhunterkiller82828 күн бұрын
@DanKaschel the difference would be in the tens of grams
@malikfaisal41627 күн бұрын
I assume they are preparing to make foldable iPhone
@DanKaschel27 күн бұрын
@@malikfaisal416 I agree. If it's thin enough, then even two together won't be crazy thick.
@Chew_bacca113828 күн бұрын
I can't wait to see JRE bend and break that new Ipohne
@DDRWakaLaka28 күн бұрын
joe rogan experience? (jk i know you meant java runtime environment)
@TetraSky28 күн бұрын
@@DDRWakaLaka Breh
@robertkeaney990528 күн бұрын
@@DDRWakaLaka Jerry Wreck Everything. Equally bald. Slightly more destructive
@Aliothale28 күн бұрын
Had no idea Joe Rogan was doing phone reviews.
@CJMapping28 күн бұрын
@@DDRWakaLakaeat glass
@hellmalm28 күн бұрын
0:58 "Domie Thic! With a clap of those iPhone checks!" Riley Murdock - Do we NEED this? (Yes, Riley we DO!)🤣
@williamcampbell985928 күн бұрын
......"Domie"??????
@Tkkalas28 күн бұрын
There’s a white spec on your shirt. I’m going to call him Squishy.
@FinneasJedidiah28 күн бұрын
It's the dead pixel shirt
@goinginzane28 күн бұрын
@@FinneasJedidiah almost as annoying to people with OCD as a real dead pixel! 🤣
@JonManProductions28 күн бұрын
Wow, I'm quite happy to see good ol DEFCON getting a whole Riley bit. I remember learning about the conference in college and all the wacky things hackers do there like a wall of shame that pwns anyone with a unsecured device. XD
@thcfck687028 күн бұрын
Hi Jon!!!
@randxalthor28 күн бұрын
It's ok it was canceled again this year, anyway, just like every year.
@CasepbX28 күн бұрын
Sounds like a conference for deaf people.
@vesperiadragon322128 күн бұрын
The “dwiverless cars” bit got me 😂
@ScottLahteine28 күн бұрын
7:00 - Hey, I resemble that remark. Not only am I the lead developer of Marlin Firmware, the most widely used firmware for 3D printers, but I’m also a vegan. Now let me tell you about the awesome tofu molds I just printed with silk PLA!
@specy_28 күн бұрын
Mmmmmm, bacteria, nice
@gatling21628 күн бұрын
As someone who can’t be bothered with Klipper, thank you for your service. Now please stop sending me tofu molds, it’s getting to be a problem.
@RobMink27 күн бұрын
Thanks Scott! I enjoyed meeting you at ERRF a few years ago. My project has a "Please donate to Marlin" with your link in the BOM. Keep being Awesome!
@thenoddingturtle25 күн бұрын
Do you coat them with epoxy or something? Layer lines, bacteria, all that.
@syedhassaanmujtababokhari619928 күн бұрын
Apple forgot the bend gate
@AL552028 күн бұрын
They didn't forget, they just declared that there is no problem so there is nothing to remember, and since this did not stop Apple users from buying it than why should they care.
@syedhassaanmujtababokhari619928 күн бұрын
@@AL5520 They make a very good phone don't get me wrong here but Apple guys have a cult mentality they become Sheeple
@MoonLitChild28 күн бұрын
They know their customer base is basically a cult, so they can do literally anything and their cult will tell other people (Android users) it's "not that bad." Anything Apple is a status symbol, and Apple knows that.
@RealLifeTech18728 күн бұрын
1:20 remember when the most notable change on the iPhone 15 was USB-C? what does notable change in the Apple world even mean?
@dubl33_2728 күн бұрын
3:13 so all it needs is a vulnerability in a little game anti cheat that runs in the kernel hmmm
@gabrielribeiro939928 күн бұрын
Ikr
@kaustavmani28 күн бұрын
*sweats in Vanguard* 😰
@zamundaaa77624 күн бұрын
Same as any other computer running kernel level anti cheat
@Nick-jf1il28 күн бұрын
App Developers need to show a break down of the subscription cost, and add the line "apple tax" when they do.
@ChristianStout28 күн бұрын
Badeball bat has been my favorite debugging tool since 2006.
@aplanebagel28 күн бұрын
jacob's "I'm the friend" and riley's realization ; priceless!
@davidbroussard469028 күн бұрын
Riley was extra giggly today
@dlsniper28 күн бұрын
That debugging tool joke was spot on! I'm still laughing from it.
@brittb169628 күн бұрын
I look forward to hearing about Waymo's "perfectly legal" "lobbying" and how regulators will "totally" hold them "accountable" for the chaos, death and destruction I guarantee you their machines will inevitably cause. They might even go so far as getting out a ruler and slapping the CEO on the hand really hard.
@unkown34x3328 күн бұрын
yeah... it's Tesla all over again.
@qbrt405028 күн бұрын
Was it just me or did that iPhone already looked warped? 🤔
@mrchirp28 күн бұрын
Missed Jacob chiming in with those sweet sweet wavy haired innuendos
@OlSkoolEmoji28 күн бұрын
I want to learn more about the dwiverless wobotaxies!
@AzziesPersonalRecordings28 күн бұрын
That shirt reminds me - while painting with white paint in a black dress, I got a spot on me and now I have a dead pixel dress. Thanks.
@bdazzle12928 күн бұрын
god damn that baseball bat joke was great
@JonathanTrevatt27 күн бұрын
If the patents are as simple and common sense as using a heated bed and purge towers, then probably those patents shouldnt have been awarded...
@meestuinier448624 күн бұрын
Why does stuff always need to be thinner? I would much rather have an extra few millimeters if that means better cooling and battery life.
@MephistoRolling28 күн бұрын
Instructions unclear. Was using my baseball batt to kill the bug on grandma Lee, then my vacuum turned on and started filming it.
@bobwalters741428 күн бұрын
Looks like “Maximum Overdrive” from 1986 is coming to fruition. Lawnmowers attacking their owners.
@davebirch254328 күн бұрын
Good to hear the ping pong robot gets the Krusty the clown seal of approval: "It's not just good, it's good enough."
@sorenmelchior28 күн бұрын
"Vegens of Tech People".... Hilarious!
@Endermanfrey28 күн бұрын
vegans* I'm not vegan, just felt like acting like one there.
@lukefuller28427 күн бұрын
Was laughing so hard, the Waymo on freeways news was almost not horrifying
@Gatsby_OW28 күн бұрын
JIF??????? 4:20
@Aliothale28 күн бұрын
Shup Gary.
@dreamchaser41728 күн бұрын
It's technically the correct way to say it according to the creator himself, but idc I still pronounce it gif
@tuonela711428 күн бұрын
Jraphics Interchange Format, therefore pronounced: JIF
@furqanahmedraza589121 күн бұрын
"This doesn't fit my agenda at all" "A common debugging tool is a baseball bat" can confirm it's very effective
@qy9MC28 күн бұрын
Extortion does grow on trees 🌳:)
@Gurenn8328 күн бұрын
😆
@Njsmooth6028 күн бұрын
"debug your writing" is honestly amazing 😂
@CarlizWang28 күн бұрын
Why am I not surprised Bambu Lab is bamboozling Stratasys?
@ThePrimaFacie28 күн бұрын
Graced with tech news Gaffs on a Monday. You know your week is gonna be good or at least you have something to look back on.
@dany_fg28 күн бұрын
6:10 probably patent trolls
@magnateze28 күн бұрын
The new iphones airs rumored thickness (5mm) is thinner then the infamous iphone 6 (6.9mm), aka the one that you could bend in your bare hands
@CricketEngland28 күн бұрын
With the IPhone 12,13,14,15,SE 2020 & 2022 still getting updates and working just as well for what most people need why do we need an IPhone 16?
@arnox455428 күн бұрын
Just consoom product. Don't think.
@-Burb28 күн бұрын
No idea. Gonna keep my 12 Pro forever at this rate if they’re not gonna make any real changes.
@CricketEngland28 күн бұрын
@@-Burb well what can they really do, I mean slightly bigger battery and better camera and maybe more memory that’s the only real difference
@warmoaran327 күн бұрын
@@CricketEngland maybe they should innovate.
@morph9128 күн бұрын
"Waymo dwiverwess wobo taxis" 🤣🤣
@ameliabuns405828 күн бұрын
1:40 how is this BS even legal?
@Peterstarzynskitech28 күн бұрын
I feel like apple at this point is reaching too far for money, trying to get a cut of patron money that is supposed to go to creators.
@avenged11027 күн бұрын
It doesn't matter how thin the phone is if it still has some huge, fugly camera tumor hanging off the back of it.
@MiamiCereal28 күн бұрын
Dear apple. We do not want thin. We want battery life. It's not hard
@flamestoyershadowkill640028 күн бұрын
And headphone jacks, an IR reciever, software freedom equivalent or better than Android, bring back the fingerprint sensor, etc
@DanKaschel28 күн бұрын
except me! i want thin. 😅
@Carewolf28 күн бұрын
@@DanKaschel then this isn't for you, because it is just as thick as other iPhones over the camera, so in a case it will be exactly the same, just with worse battery.
@capturedbyfabian21 күн бұрын
Laughed more than necessary with that Squad Merman comment 😂
@Razear28 күн бұрын
Plot twist: the iPhone Air will be entirely invisible, manufactured from actual air, and sold in empty boxes. How long will the iZombie lineup be on release day?
@CricketEngland28 күн бұрын
So what’s the real difference with the pro, pro max and Air?
@EpiCxWoundsx28 күн бұрын
I don't think anyone seriously cares about phone thinness anymore...
@mouskatoodle28 күн бұрын
Fr. I’d be much happier if they actually made the phone thicker and got rid of the camera bump at the same time
@cky2k0428 күн бұрын
@@mouskatoodleupdated iPhone 4, and done. Haha
@corvacopia28 күн бұрын
Some people do, but not a lot
@smittyvanjagermanjenson18228 күн бұрын
I wanna see a thin and durable phone.
@wir746028 күн бұрын
Hahaha Riley, Jacob. Got me to stop doing the dishes and come comment here to tell you I had a good laugh this episode! 😆
@ThinusKruger625828 күн бұрын
Riley faces wider probe @0:20 ????
@Valkirth28 күн бұрын
"the common debugging tool known as a baseball bat" ok this was hilarious, who ever wrote that props to you.
@B.D.F.28 күн бұрын
1:00 OMG, just stop already. Do a Google search and you’ll find articles EVERY YEAR for MORE THAN A DECADE that have been saying “this year’s iPhone is great but ‘boring’ so wait for next year’s”. When the hell do the people saying this ever expect anyone to buy an iPhone if they should never buy this year’s iPhone and always wait for next year’s?
@niamhleeson352228 күн бұрын
The real way is to buy last year's iPhone. You can do this at anytime
@bereim284728 күн бұрын
Never
@jimblonde252328 күн бұрын
Yrs
@blakksheep73628 күн бұрын
Frankly that probably says more about iPhones than anything else.
@lorder23328 күн бұрын
Well yes,if you own one, so technically at least every 2 years before change (if not more)
@thatprettyparrot27 күн бұрын
iPhone Air: *exists* iPhone SE: Am I a joke to you?
@RBRT0224 күн бұрын
Would love a 16mm Iphone with crazy battery life
@cinestyleinc28 күн бұрын
Waymo literally almost caused an accident for me yesterday - it turned right and cut off a truck that was in that lane, the truck honked and then it cut me off only to then cut the truck off again, I just laughed as the truck had out plate tags and probably had no clue there was no driver in the car.
@chrisbenn28 күн бұрын
Who uses TikTok for News?! Wtf?!
@danielharvison751028 күн бұрын
Unfortunately, we're stuck with a whole generation of people who think that news really does come from TikTok videos and "influencers". I fear we're doomed.
@olslimy642828 күн бұрын
The only great thing out of the super thin iPhone Air being announced is the inevitable "stress and bend" test from JerryRigEverything lmao
@Ryu_R.28 күн бұрын
2:45 Like Twitter accounts...
@ParasBansal1028 күн бұрын
I couldn't look away from the dot on the T-shirt.
@featurebreaker28 күн бұрын
Can’t wait to see the iPhoney Air Plus Pro Max Mini 5G Fold!
@techgroveusa28 күн бұрын
Didn't expect the mention of fake news on TikTok. Good to know they're facing the necessary legal actions.
@mma091128 күн бұрын
Apple: makes massive heavy phones with ceramic glass and stainless steel Also Apple: iPhone _Air_
@always.elevate28 күн бұрын
“Do we need this” had me cryin 😂 lmao
@LaLoses28 күн бұрын
Haha the baseball bat got me 😂
@Iam_Dunn28 күн бұрын
A PONG robot!?! Sign me up, I’ve always wanted to 1) bring my PONG gaming to irl… B) maybe get some exercise…. Tree) have a friend… :)
@sbs513027 күн бұрын
2:36 The American Meteorological Society has a Conference on Hurricanes and Tropical Meteorology. Inspired by the DEFCON convention, I'd love to see that conference nicknamed HURCON (which, like DEFCON, is a real thing in the US Armed Forces).
@azenzic629728 күн бұрын
I love my debugging baseball bat I use it all the time when I’m having issues with software on my computer.
@thehorizonstudios28 күн бұрын
"TECHNOLOGY IS ABOUT TO GO CRAZY" - billiam wurtz, idk
@Sintrania28 күн бұрын
Jerry : heavy breathing with bear grip😂
@Dezroy28 күн бұрын
Love your guys interaction and the apparent “read what the prompter says” policy.
@TBonerism28 күн бұрын
So basically, if you want to support someone on patreon you should fill stuff out on a web portal and not through the Patreon app on an iOS device
@ghomerhust28 күн бұрын
riley melting down over dwiverless wobotaxis is excellent
@zimbu_28 күн бұрын
That's a good naming scheme because it sets it apart from all the iPhone models that use active fan cooling and are so heavy you want to prop them up on a desk.
@bragosmagos28 күн бұрын
Didn't the EU outlaw forcing apps to use proprietary payment solutions?
@Jman1999x28 күн бұрын
I would honestly love to have something similar to the 5c back in the day. I’m probably alone on this one though
@nabusvco28 күн бұрын
I guess the iphone 6 bending will be a feature now
@yo.poldoo28 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure Jerryrigeverything is gonna enjoy bending the iphone air.
@ryanandrewbaker28 күн бұрын
Easily the best thing LTT does. I love this stuff.
@bjshnog28 күн бұрын
Wow, a phone that can fold along any line, without a single hinge? Impressive!