Secret Life of Human Pets

[@tylermckillop2339]

Idea for a horror movie. Robbers break into a blind womans house and her service dog is just a naked guy in a dog mask who picks them off one at a time.

[@hulkfan97]

I wanna make this movie

[@tylermckillop2339]

@hulkfan97 As long as you make it so noone ever acknowledges the naked man is not a dog during the setup. Like it only shows the harness and top of the dogs head. But everyone's like what a good boy

[@ThePandaSupreme]

Would be insane they didn’t show the guy becoming the dog until the last act when a friend comes over for a visit and sees the guy and it just reveals fully it’s the man in the suit

[@robb5744]

Good Boy (2022) - different plot specifics but yeah

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

​@Interdactedthat's friggin genius

[@chilibeer3912]

Puppy play can be super serious some times. I had a pup named Greg a few years ago that required a ton of discipline and training. He kept saying “I’m not a dog you crazy fucker. Let me go.” A feisty little guy I’ll tell you what. I tried crate training him for weeks but when he bit me I had no choice but to put him down.

[@sorcliff]

ah, silly greg

[@Soulless_adofai]

This is the best comment on this video💀💀

[@hardlyworking_]

such an underrated comment

[@Cookiemonstrefn]

He sounded like a bad boy

[@RazelDazzle-e6d]

It’s funny until you think of its real or not💀

[@slowjackhorseman4945]

Nick being more verbally active the past few videos has been a great addition. He's legitimately funny lol

[@grantandrews4826]

100%

[@buckychambers8623]

This. Their banter is hilarious.

[@jeremysteele3098]

he's very ill and needs help. he shouldn't be exploited.

[@LemonChickenSlurp]

Hey Nick! We love you!

[@spindinswans9091]

too bad hunter throws him back into the basement whenever the recording is done, sometimes throwing down a ball of rice covered in maggots as sustinence.

[@NotRealGio]

Imagine signing up for one of these without knowing what it was and bringing your golden retriever to one of these and just standing in horror

[@jackgrattidge6236]

Yeah, I just had the horrifying idea as someone who is trying to adopt a new dog for the family, what if I'd found the wrong adoption ad? 🤣

[@invadingminds]

😂 Golden would have the time of it's life though I think!

[@X-CosmicVixen-X]

@@invadingmindsthat’s lowkey a little sick 💀

[@tiffanyf7383]

Haha 😝😝😝

[@NotRealGio]

@@jackgrattidge6236 terrifying

[@Emmy-S55]

The look of utter disappointment in Hunter’s eyes every time Nick speaks is priceless

[@andrewapel3604]

Best part of the show.

[@potfire1]

udder disappointment more like GOTY

[@MADPoltergeist]

Hunter deserves to receive the same look when he said his favorite show is “Big Bang Theory” fking booty ahh taste 🤬📴😂

[@FreakTesticals]

Nick has dabbled in every degeneracy hunter talks about on the channel

[@FreakTesticals]

Nick has dabbled in every type of degeneracy covered in the channel

[@wowiegargoyles3287]

The girl throwing the frisbee to the dude dressed as a dalmatian just reminds of the ending scene in Tusk where they throw him a fish to eat in his walrus enclosure. I don't know which is worse

[@thinkingsnake1189]

Mf one is literally turned into a walrus wtf do you mean "idk which is worse"

[@maxo8917]

this is worse because its real.

[@NoisyyCricket]

Obviously Tusk. Dude was unwillingly turned into a Walrus and stuck that way forever

[@rpNerd]

Does that now make him a type of furry though? Dude is just sewn into his walrus suit XD

[@hellohell7773]

Oh god I hate that movie

[@TopLob]

I love the idea of a blind guy who thinks he has a real service dog, but without him knowing, it's just a gimp with tail buttplug. That would be pretty hilarious.

[@Joseph-cg9hm]

😟

[@matthewwatkins512]

Jesus christ. I can picture it perfectly too. Terrifying. Actually that would be kinda funny.

[@xiniks]

I’m not sure but I think Crackermilk made a sketch like this a while ago

[@XxThatGuyOverTherex1]

You sound like you use Reddit a lot.

[@EyelessAugust]

Fr just out of nowhere it says “woof take a left”

[@fmbray_]

Meat's waiting for his Pug suit so he can get belly rubs at the Applebee's while struggling to breathe in front of a table full of appetizers.

[@MrCammaster4]

Hunter speedrunning the five stages of grief had me dying

[@ThyrsoidRug4817]

Same, i'm rolling 😂

[@whenyou8551]

Just like borrasca

[@az8557]

Best part

[@polskahistoria6090]

​@@whenyou8551 we dont talk about borrasca here

[@sumpterino]

34:10 *_Yes_* it's 100% wrong to force unwilling people to participate in your fetisch by exercising it in full view of the public. like that. It's extremely disrespectful and and irresponsible considering children can see what's going on. The fact that these people even think that it's up for debate is disgusting.

[@Ladymarquisdelafayette4112]

Agreed

[@EyelessAugust]

Yep. Keep such things at home or closed off areas. The public does not consent.

[@crocadillius6418]

Yep. Behind closed doors is one thing, but public indecency laws need to start being enforced again.

[@GizzyDillespee]

They're trying to spread the pupagenda

[@funsize69]

Are you German? Perhaps?

[@MarkaiCat]

Winslow is stuck in eternal torment

[@no-be3zv]

just like me

[@kevinmunn666]

​@@no-be3zvgood

[@BeppyTurnip]

Good

[@danielj274]

It must be restrained

[@BCPD03]

More like ethernal

[@aeugh4791]

15:40 imagine one of the show pups is like a secret gymnast and they just start doing flips and shit and the other people there are just like “well yeah.. I can.. I can sit and like.. give you a high five.”

[@SSIGMAA-i5l]

“..Maybe even roll over..I guess.”

[@Mike-ul1xn]

The research for this channel must make their google history so radioactive you can see it glowing from space.

[@musicsheep9816]

It's probably not that bad. Grow up

[@Myeah-myeah]

Fr

[@jexxer]

That's why you get a VPN.

[@danieltodd6071]

Thats why winslow exists, too much radiation and he became sentient

[@jexxer]

Imagine Housecat Play. Just napping all day, demanding food and attention, and slapping the shit out of anyone who walks by for no reason.

[@ubiquitousliquorice]

So, being a toddler?

[@musicsheep9816]

That's called being a brat, and there is a term in BDSM where you "Correct" a brat, whether that be through sex or consensual punishment.

[@Felici4baddon]

As a kitten, I just spend all my day looking pretty for my mistress, she likes it that way

[@DmpstrPirate]

Just what it's like to date a woman

[@atonofbricks]

@@Felici4baddon dude shut up

[@absolutelynobody12345]

"It's not a fetish" Walks around in a fucking bdsm harness, on a leash.

[@Venialbartender]

I think that they say that so people don't think their fucking weird and the need to "normalize " it

[@nikolademitri731]

@@Venialbartendereh, it’s probably that for some people, but I think for a lot of people they say that because it’s genuinely not just a sæx thing, and people associate “fetish” as a purely sexual thing. Also, I do think people who don’t see it as sæxual want to de-stigmatize it, more so than normalize it. The problem with that though, is that for a lot of people it is purely a kink, and absolutely sæxual, and that’s why I’m only partly sympathetic to those efforts. If an activity is seen as an adult kink to a large number of people who engage in it, but it is not that for a lot of other people, those people for whom it’s not a kink can never escape the reality that it is for a large number of people. No amount of de-stigmatizing is going to totally get people to accept it, because on one hand a lot of people are too socially conservative for any kinks to be acceptable, and on another hand even people who aren’t socially conservative just aren’t gonna accept this in public, even if there’s no sæxual parts being performed in public.

[@AVCardinals]

@@nikolademitri731I’ll tell you what if that is truly how they express themselves and by what I gathered they do this in the da to day life. Seex will intersect within time. I’m not going to say all that do this are sexual or have those intentions but inevitably it most likely will. Now the real issue is that it should always should be: express how you want while not breaking the law and really they should for the most part should keep inside their own closed doors.You correct. Most people who have some sense would think the same unless they are trying to push it into peoples faces because they think society is the cause for the problems. Society is there to keep a freaking standard no matter how much you hate the status quo because really it’s there to keep a society from doing things and behaviors that lead into actual degeneracy. Again tho I don’t care aslong as it’s not in my face which is why I hate those movements because they do it on purpose in your face to cause a problem because they have a bone to pick with their inner self and want validation sorry not sorry.

[@bushdid91195]

​@@nikolademitri731 didn't read, you're a freak.

[@spencedog]

“It’s kid friendly”

[@probaly_coop]

My only interaction with pet people was in high school. There was this one guy who during our hour long lunch period would sit directly in the path that all the highschoolers used to get to the mall. He would sit there in his dog mask and smoke cigarettes and just watch us all go by. When he wasnt smoking though he would have a garbage bluetooth speaker playing that one Skillet song and he would howl. One time my friend barked as a joke and he started barking back. He kinda vanished in my last year of school, but I can only imagine the trouble he got into for literally watching minors go by everyday and howling at them lol.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

I am so fascinated by the breadth and depth of American culture. Thank you for this image.

[@Eryx-Jayakari]

As long as he doesnt like childeren in a sexual way and stands there menacingly with any bad intent I think Its kinds of funny. Him barking back at ur friend made him seem kind of chill although it stillis pretty weird of him.

[@Cheese334]

I met a lesbian couple who were more bdsm but very clearly a dom-sub situation. Dominatrix was in her 40s and the sub was 26. Said sub invested in her own cage and everything. They made it clear it was nsfw and what one said, the other confirmed it. Personally, there's something genuinely disturbing when going into "owning" another human being. Like they're lesser than you, even if it is just a means of escapism. Anywho, the sub got herself checked in for mental help a couple times in like 1 year. Lost contact with them but its that lingering feeling that still stings once in a while. People are weird. I wouldn't mind being exiled to colonize mars to get away from shit like this.

[@chilibeer3912]

I think that guy used to sell my buddy fentanyl

[@felixmoore6781]

@@Eryx-Jayakari snot running down his nose

[@straxacore]

Fun fact: Pet food in the UK has to be safe for humans to consume. Because a lot of neglected children have no other choice than to eat it as its the only food available to them. By fun fact I meant not fun, not fun at all.

[@Balrog-tf3bg]

That’s just depressing

[@4my009]

Jesus Christ...

[@bleakautomaton4808]

If only we had that standard in the states...

[@localbean1441]

@@bleakautomaton4808we do. Dog food is universally safe to eat

[@bleakautomaton4808]

@@localbean1441 In the U.S. it seems a bit dodgy to me. Go to a dollar store and I think there are some ingredients that'll make anyone sick. I mean geez corn syrup in human food can make people sick and that's in so much cheap food here.

[@angelomole]

Can we appreciate the irony of him wincing at a tail butt plug while simultaneously having Bad Dragon as one of his recent video sponsors? 🤣

[@guilbi.gullible]

You can still see the purple dragon on the background

[@supertetleman]

Primary sponsors*

[@stanmarsh912]

Wtf is your profile pic? Are you one of these people?

[@Sorrowdusk]

@@stanmarsh912 It's goddamn micky mouse from Kingdom Hearts wearing the Organization XIII Black Coat.

[@HappyIsaac0420]

​@@stanmarsh912....have you never played kingdom hearts?

[@masonsampson9094]

HE FINALLY ADMITTED TO BEING A FIREBENDER

[@kevinmunn666]

Firestarter

[@Heybudwatsurproblem]

No one likes avatar

[@wbaldwin666]

​@@kevinmunn666 \m/

[@DownHistoricallyBad]

​@@Heybudwatsurproblem The blue people one or the one with the bald kid?

[@crasherfunkey6885]

@@HeybudwatsurproblemI bet you could control water

[@wolvie1618]

If I was gonna be an animal, id pick a cat. Sleep all day, scream for food, knock shit off the table, and still have people think im cute. Spunds like goals honestly.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

It's the lizard life for me. Laze around in the sun, eat bugs, and watch my surroundings

[@AnuKYT742]

I'd like to be cat too. My cat always sleeps all the time.

[@Rraviiofficial]

I’d be a frog. Just sit on a rock and be moist

[@weasel1822]

New title: Hunter lookin like a Vietnam War Veteran having Flashbacks for 35 minutes

[@SerpentShark13927]

Hunter - “NOT A SINGLE PENNY WILL GO TO WINSLOW” Winslow - “FUCK YOU!!“ 💀💀I’m dead.

[@liliowen2132]

Minecraft door noise.

[@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070]

Winslow's presence is hilarious and brings me joy

[@HappyElsen]

The visceral, murderous rage in Winslow's voice gets me every time. Love that lil guy

[@Hawthorny]

This video brought back the memory of 15 y/o me at a cosplay con witnessing some pet players wearing nothing but their gear running from con staff. Crazy stuff.

[@drivethrupoet]

Sounds like some MK Ultra trauma

[@lalli8152]

This is why they though are often so creepy. To most of them it is purely sexual fetish like furries as well, but they dont have any problem acting like that in public where there are kids, and people just trying to enjoy their day.

[@furrycircuitry2378]

Those masks are creepy and ugly i cant belive that was allowed in areas where minors could be

[@robertmicropenis5114]

@@furrycircuitry2378 They're literally stylized like bdsm masks that's the main problem, this is essentially the equivalent of if the furry community all had cock holes in their fursuits, even if they weren't sexual about it

[@bloom.11.25]

@@lalli8152wasn’t it that for furties it NOT a sexual thing?

[@louaymasri7873]

Now i understand how civilizations rise and fall. Everyone, when given enough time and resources, slowly go insane

[@T1gerUpp3rcut]

14:53 "Service pup?!" and the reaction that followed was genuine gold!

[@nothingislogical]

“As long as you don’t shit someone’s lawn.” That is a hell of a sentence right there.

[@rexman971]

Imagine setting out a trap and you have one of these, role-playing being caught.

[@revearain7692]

​@rexman971 sadly one day it'll happen.

[@themistypier1994]

I just can't watch those footage. the idea of someone trying so desperately to achieve the kind of innocence, blissfullness and oblivion a dog could have is heartbreaking to me.

[@CrystalRose1111]

I mean it makes sense. It’s strange and unorthodox but it’s probably very therapeutic to these people

[@viridianacortes9642]

Sounds like maladaptive day dreaming. I would do similar things but to a less drastic extent when I was in a dark place. It’s sad. I hope he snaps out of it.

[@brittanygreen127]

@@CrystalRose1111 It's not therapeutic. It's just a fetish. They do not get better doing this.

[@marshallsimpson2512]

Product of an environment that forces us to be physically exhausted and mentally stimulated constantly. We develop ways to relax ourselves from the day to day stress of being alive, some ways are more unorthodox but tbh as long as everyone is consenting then let people do what they want to do

[@PolumbiusTheThird]

its a fetish thing

[@mrfortnite4769]

For that one dude in the UK, that’s not a dog costume, that’s literally a rubber bondage suit. How is that even comfortable 😭

[@AlaFrigginBama]

No joke..I went to middle school and part of high school (he dropped out) with a dude who tried to be one with the animals way too much. He was arrested for violating a miniature horse. We live in a relatively rural area. Lots of farms and nurseries. Dude apparently got super drunk one night and broke into one of those farms and..did what he did. The owner of the farm came out the next morning and noticed the animal acting “strangely”. Eric was caught pretty quickly as during the act, he dropped his wallet that had his ID in it. The mini horse’s name was Ebony Ice. We all knew something was extremely messed up with that guy but never imagined he’d do THAT! 🤦🏻‍♀️😬🤣 Just search ebony ice mini horse and his mug shot will pull right up.

[@edlike]

I thought this was like a lemon party bit but nope, you’re right.. there’s his mugshot lmao

[@MORE_BEANS_PLZ]

Type of shi

[@kaipilled]

I thought this was about mr hands for a second

[@3rdeyewoke609]

Just goog....wow

[@hemidas]

That was enough internet for today.

[@aidankelley2696]

"i pretend to be a dog to escape life" me over here doing the easiest thing possible: playing video games and watch movies

[@RandomPerson-ob1hk]

They just do anything to be special but it's just cringey and horrifying

[@Herpusderpus]

“I’m gonna escape day to day stress by playing 3 hours of anxiety inducing horror games.” - Me for some reason

[@the_Googie]

@@RandomPerson-ob1hk im not into petplay but why do people pile on people just living their life

[@RandomPerson-ob1hk]

@the_Googie this stuff in private bleeds into how they act in real life and it makes people in general worse and normalizes bad things

[@zero.9831]

@@the_GoogieDon’t expect to be praised when u publicly expose yourself like an idiot?

[@ezeepeezee]

why the hell didn't you get bad dragon to sponsor this one HUNTER?

[@QQWoLPHie]

Lolololol right, m

[@cameronmckirdy4874]

easiest open goal ever

[@Something10801]

I think even they have their limits 😂

[@theehumanshield]

@@Something10801 I don't think you have looked through their catalog

[@Missdeath126]

@@Something10801 definitely not. You see what they make lol

[@asamann1738]

That one with the collie is so unnerving. Like there used to be a person there and now there isn’t. And they didn’t even die like they just vanished and the face is so dead like you said.

[@cat-napsss]

For some reason, the thing that bugs me the most is the ones who are half-assing it, like, if you’re gonna do this then why are you talking and standing on your knees? COMMIT TO THE BIT

[@itsjustjadeonly]

😂😂😂

[@slothboi7131]

I agree

[@ubiquitousliquorice]

Genuinely shocked and disappointed Papa didn't cover "Pig Play". They make Hucows look like cosplayers.

[@ScooterinAB]

lol, but also that scares me.

[@mrpotatohead34]

we're eating good with all these papa meat videos lately

[@shelby5809]

this is grade A slop

[@321findus]

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!

[@umi_tao33]

@13:50 ngl the sailor moon pup transformation was pretty fire

[@YasaiDayo]

That Dying Fetus shirt is most likely going to be under appreciated but I'm here to fully appreciate Papa Meat's taste in metal 😭🥰

[@DKF_oli]

yeah like one of the biggest most well known bands in the whole genre for literally decades. under appreciated and very obscure taste lol.

[@evergreen3337]

Their new merch is hysterical, they couldn't decide between the spikey logo and the impact font one I guess

[@darkdwellerband1180]

I want his Scalp shirt 😩

[@astonio9693]

@@DKF_oli Metal elitists when your favorite band has over 18 monthly listeners on spotify

[@SonoranSorceress]

I came here to say the same thing.

[@dupadupadoo69]

It’s gonna blow Hunter’s mind when he discovers there’s an actual horror movie out there that revolves around pup play called Good Boy. Would make for a good video too

[@pitalovr]

to anyone reading this: don’t watch the movie it will scar you for life

[@enchantedspikes3342]

@@pitalovrhow scarring? Like on a scale 1 to 10? 10 being August underground/poughkeepsie/megan is missing

[@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070]

We're being warned on a MeatCanyon comment section. You tell me if you're willing to risk not heeding this warning

[@dupadupadoo69]

It’s honestly not too crazy of a movie

[@jakeekaj2623]

The border collie guy reminds me of the scene in full metal alchemist where the doctor combines his daughter with his dog and creates an absolute abomination

[@chuck9246]

Jesus christ dude, spot on.

[@dflaming1371]

27:28 segment got me good

[@bigman69-420-v]

What the fuck

[@oliviafairchild4092]

the thing a lot of people forget about deep BDSM or the culture around it is that you would be so surprised sometimes to find out who is into it. like its kind of easy to tell whos a top or a bottom, but typically as a community, we tend to be very put together and polite about it. like if you ask, sure we'll tell you whatever, but for the most part, its discreet when you're out of the privacy of you and your partner. the only time you'll see things like people enacting pet play in public is when its an organized sectioned off event that you are either free to enter as long as you are over 18 and nonjudgmental or you have to buy tickets. there's actually different KINDS of pet play, you have type 1 (the video topic, which can be non sexual as well- trust me there's a big reason why BDSM is considered a subset of the LGBT, you can even have it still be like, a stimuli thing, but its not sexual as much as it is an emotional thing for you and your partner). and then there's type 2- which is less furry-ish and more so about the sub/dom praise and degradation thing. type 2 is usually referred to as casual pet play or more so "slave Play" because again, its just the concepts of ownership and control or giving yourself over with a partner.

[@SonofSpewy]

I work in healthcare and one of my old co-workers was into this stuff, he ended up getting fired because he posted a picture of him in his dog mask on his public Facebook profile and the parents of one of our clients complained.

[@nunpho]

Just a mask? That's a shame. It's hardly gonna affect their work

[@kaipilled]

Good lmao

[@lordlagomorph]

Why's a patient looking up their Doctor on FB anyway??

[@MORE_BEANS_PLZ]

@@lordlagomorph your doctor could be someone disgusting and you wouldn't know it 🤣🤡

[@zitorya5786]

@@MORE_BEANS_PLZis this even english?

[@grape123]

Ok but fr I had a friend who was into the whole human pet thing and they had this gigantic cage in their house with pillows and blankets and things like that. Ngl it looked so comfy, like a giant fort

[@bobliminal2664]

Add fun Christmas lights and pretty blankets and u have urself a BONEafide fort ahaha

[@grape123]

@@bobliminal2664 I’m telling you! They didn’t even have an “owner” person, but they were the type who was into acting like a pet and all that, I guess it was therapeutic

[@nunyabusiness757]

Watching Meatcanyon is the closest thing we have left to what it was like watching tv back when shows were still GOOD. Watching Meatcanyon is like treating yourself to cartoons on a Saturday morning.

[@RichieRich7339]

This is the vibe I couldn't quite put my finger on but yes, Saturday morning cartoons

[@M.TTT.]

It's like cereal before they took the methamphetamines out of them

[@SnowpawShaw]

This comment has the most annoying boomer energy

[@jamalamapoo]

🤓

[@slaphappybullet]

Not even close… this guy seems like he’s trying too hard to be over the top.

[@kylepatrie9305]

Imagine going to someone's house an they're like "oh I have a dog, is that cool?" and you're like "Oh yeah that's cool." and that come around the corner barking at you.

[@BeautyNTheFreak]

There is a horror movie based off this, she met him on a dating app 😂

[@sabthdog2468]

11:30 that lady is a problem. Yes they agreeded to do pet play but the public and children didnt. There are festivals and conventions where its ok in public but this aint.

[@PileOfStones]

What harm is done by a passerby witnessing it? How does it change their life in any way that matters to you?

[@anythingelse3677]

@@PileOfStones Are u for real? I did not consent to seeing your fetish in public and neither did my kids.

[@stuffbefore]

@@PileOfStones Don't be stupid. If people didn't consent to seeing your fetish in public, don't show it to them.

[@anythingelse3677]

@@PileOfStones If people did not consent to seeing your f e t i s h in public, don't show it to them.

[@stuffbefore]

@@PileOfStones Dude do you not know what consent means?

[@CharlesCasey-t4w]

"I'm not judging" Pans to Hunter *JUDGEMENT OF CHRIST*

[@Hwarming]

He should judge those two, don't put your kinks in public

[@Greenkitten45]

If someone is in a public space showcasing their fetish, which should be private, then all rights to not be judged have been suspended.

[@ThatsABigYikes]

I don't judge if you're just talking about it, but if you are going public then I'm gonna call you a degenerate

[@deadlock_problem]

@@Greenkitten45 it's a mental illness if affects your career and relationships

[@dilloncrowe1018]

21:07 that's like a reveal in a body horror film. Like the insane scientist has captured the main character, and shows him his previous test subject. "He vas a good practice test, ya? But YOU... (gasp, shudders)... you vill be... mine MASTERPIECE!"

[@UnreliableArsonist]

Plot twist: the main character is hella into that

[@alex4alexn]

the cuts/scars on the guys arms at 4:24 is nuts, poor guy

[@dirtydaniel91]

60 million years of evolution and this is what we have become. The universe has a sense of humor

[@thinkingsnake1189]

The universe is dead and I'm eating its corpse

[@CrystalRose1111]

@@thinkingsnake1189 alright.

[@ThePandaSupreme]

Are ancestors would be proud

[@chip5892]

​@@thinkingsnake1189 yummy

[@SpentLast]

​@@thinkingsnake1189 I called dibs

[@HadleyHathaway-m5r]

This man… he gives off some kind of powerful energy. Almost as if he can control fire.

[@magnuskallas]

But his not going on all fours...

[@thardump859]

Shut up.

[@Nossody]

i like to think all the Egyptian pharaohs were freaks

[@BridgetWalker-xu8sw]

A lot of them were inbred.

[@Sorrowdusk]

The Pharaoh was a high priest.

[@draculinalilith396]

21:13 imagine breaking into THAT house. No guard dog needed in a house of horror

[@whitelightewhiteheat]

as an equestrian (like. a human who enjoys riding real horses. hate that i have to specify that) the way hunter said "canter" and "bridle" gave me whiplash

[@godofwar-uz6px]

What's the difference between a equestrian and a regular horse rider?

[@monkeybench]

@@godofwar-uz6px It's just the horse girl "um ackshually". No difference except the indignation.

[@godofwar-uz6px]

​@@monkeybench ok thanks

[@Setogayamari]

​@@monkeybenchAnytime someone says "I hate I have to specify that" it usually means they've been itching to tell someone. Unfortunately this person isn't very far off from the peope in this video calling herself an "equestrian"

[@thomascompton4418]

@@monkeybenchI coulda sworn Equestrian is the type of animal a horse is lol! Kind of like a cow or bull falls into the bovine family. Edit: I googled it and it’s about horse-riding, whoops 😅

[@JohnSmith-gj1uu]

27:36 I loved the stages of grief, that proper made me laugh.

[@spyder335]

24:15 he looks like he got his mask at the same place the Pooh blood and honey costums came from.

[@aaronjustice2566]

If i walked in alone to a room with that dude dressed as a dalmation pulling on chew toys totally unsuspecting i would have the same reaction as if I surprised someone cutting a human body in the middle of the floor.

[@LordCagliostro]

Hue cows would definitely be something Homelander would be into.

[@liliowen2132]

I assume, based off of this video, that has nothing to do with colour hue...

[@stinky-smelly]

​@@liliowen2132yep, hucow like human-cow

[@Ok-fj7xx]

Specially that hormone stuff. Just a gut feeling though…

[@nightcorerin3312]

I think there is a cyanide and happiness cartoon where the mom brings her pet fox to the vet to be put down and turns out to be like her human son

[@frognamedjog]

oh my god😭 firedash!

[@deardaemon]

​@@frognamedjog a classic

[@Greenkitten45]

Then she drops him in the river. Zero hesitation. 💀

[@sbkMulletMan]

I'm so glad others thought of this cartoon as he said it. The legacy of Firedash lives on.

[@na-ky8ou]

Understandable.

[@Karasu-Bot]

31:12 the way his face lit up made my day

[@serenity8521]

This is a golden era for this channel

[@npcimknot958]

11:36 if this was a real dog.. she would be arrested so fast for animal abuse.

[@bewiseopeneyes8720]

Big difference between wearing a wood bear mask around a fire for ceremonies and that modern group

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

Thank you!

[@Trash2000s]

I mean i guess. Both are insanely creepy.

[@bigman69-420-v]

@Trash2000's not really that insane and creepy unless they have human sacrifices

[@S-T-E-V-E]

27:18 Imagine you go back to a Girl you met's place and this is just lying in the corner, she says 'Oh that's my dog Fluffy' and you don't pay much attention but slowly during the evening you realise it's a guy in a dog suit! 😂

[@rexman971]

That thing must smell like complete sweaty balls from a mile away.

[@jerklesirkfourthreezeronin5125]

isn't that literally a horror movie or something. Like, I remember the plot was exactly like you are describing except the girl goes to the dude's house and there is a human dog there.

[@poopy5101]

There's legit a movie about this called Good Boy. Highly recommend it if you wanna traumatize yourself 😂

[@StillNoClue22]

@@jerklesirkfourthreezeronin5125Yes its called Good Boy 😭 spoilers i think the woman literally gets turned into one of his dog human things and have his puppies… 🙁

[@EZLopez-db2cg]

"you got a lizard? i hate when people have lizards, just have a dog or a cat." me actively holding my lizard as i watch this video: ☹️

[@toxicdevil13]

There is a Norwegian horror movie called Good Boy that has a person in puppy play. It's a very strange and unnerving movie from what I can remember.

[@babygirll5534]

Pleeeeeease explain what happens in good boy

[@toxicdevil13]

@@babygirll5534 A girl meets a rich guy on a dating app that lives with a man in puppy play. She gets freaked out but then of course tries to be open minded because he has money. Would recommend watching it if you’re a horror fan as it’s an interesting watch. I’d rate 6/10

[@hunter-lm7mx]

was hoping someone would bring this up

[@hunter-lm7mx]

@@babygirll5534lady meets a man on a dating site and goes to his place to meet his dog which is just a man in an elaborate dog costume who eats dog food, walks on all 4s, etc. she’s creeped out by it but he’s rich so she just goes with it lol. one day she’s left alone with the dog for like 30 seconds and he tells her that the rich guy forced him to be his dog and he wants her to get out asap. i liked the movie i wish it was darker but it’s definitely odd and unnerving

[@lukestoloff2213]

Imagine breaking into a house and Spot rounds the corner and your face to face with him petrified

[@hulkfan97]

PETrified

[@chadofchads7222]

This shit has been around for decades but NOW, thanks to the internet, we ALL have to know about it!

[@coolwhiptaillizard]

No one asked, but here is some definitions anyway for people who want it. Pups/pets: As mentioned in the video, people who act like an animal. •Suit- Many suits are made of leather or other skin tight fabric. They are not meant to be 100% realistic and still look human. Some people do the dynamics, but not with the costume or just with ears or a tail. •community- A majority is NSFW based, with a few possible outsiders who just find it fun. Closely linked to the bondage/leather/dom-sub and other NSFW communities. Furry: people who enjoy cartoons/stories with talking/human-like animals. •Suit- Contrary to popular belief, a majority of furries don't dress up, but just simply like cartoon animals. People will often dress as their own created character or their favorite animal character from some media. Most suits are brightly colored with big eyes looking like they jumped out of a cartoon, but suits can range from toony to realistic to anime style. •Community- Mostly SFW but there is definitely a NSFW side that one can find if you look for it specifically. Obviously connected to other communities with antro-animals stories that can range from shows (beaststars), movies (zootopia), books (Warriors), and even video games with cartoon animals. Basically it is just a community made up of other fandoms mixed together to create its own thing. Therian: person who feels connected to an animal, sometimes so much so they feel as if they are an animal in spirit. •Suit- They often want a very simple realistic animal mask that just goes over the top of the face and a tail. It looks like a masquerade or superhero mask, but designed after an animal. •Community- They are SFW, they act like their identified animal but they actually believe they are an animal unlike pups who pretend for NSFW reasons. Some people have spiritual/religious reasons that they feel connected to certain animals, others simply feel connected to an animal casually. More specific animal centered otherkin. Otherkin: person who feels connected to something non human. •Suit- Similar to Therian, but can include mythical creatures or any other non human things they feel connected to. •Community- similar to Therian. There seems to be some overlap with kin/xenogenders. Important to note that xenogenders are people who just use things to describe their feelings of gender and do not actually act as the thing. Brony/Pegasister: A person who enjoys the My little pony franchise. •Suit- Not specifically known for suits. Most cosplay characters by wearing a simple wig with pony ears and a horn, as well as other subtle apparel to reflect the pony characters. •Community- Tends to be SFW as much as any other kids show fandom nowadays rip. Since they like talking animals, it is a little similar to furries, except just specifically liking my little ponies. It is not related to most of the others on this list, but a few people could overlap on these categories and it wouldn't be too surprising.

[@nerwinter158]

All you sprouted is mental crap.

[@TheLynxsRealm]

Your therian and otherkin defs are incorrect Therians are people who identify as non-human animals on a non-physical level based on involuntary experiences and / or urges, and otherkin is an unmbella term foe alterhuman identity

[@Toadkillah]

"A majority of furries don't dress up." Yeah cuz even a basic suit is *at least* 4k, I have no doubt 90% of furries would get a suit if they could afford one without selling a kidney. But I'm also sure how much someone would wear their suit would vary a lot. If I had one I'd probably only wear it to conventions, meet-ups and stuff like that, but I'm sure there'd be a part of the community you'd have to wrestle out of their suits to get them to stop wearing it long enough to give it a wash. Looking at you, all "musky husky" memes.

[@_.Brii._]

Real asf

[@AnuKYT742]

Thanks for telling information about these.

[@chinchillahats4907]

After Nick said he wanted to be a dog I got an ad “perusing your passion for working with animals” it was for vet school

[@shadybadger7896]

Talking about bringing a pup player in for euthanasia reminds me of that old Cyanide and Happiness cartoon where the mom is asking the vet to put down her son who is a pyrefox

[@GameJournal0101]

The border collie guy could be suffocating or in extreme pain rolling around inside the suit, like, a human being could keep another human being in pain in that suit and treat it like a dog until it died or something lmao. That to me is why it’s so fucking uncanny.

[@ovgem]

you have an interesting imagination

[@pmgg8906]

this entire experience was waterboarding to watch man im glad i found this channel

[@FermentedFolkman]

Whenever I feel down, Hunter reminds me that it could always be worse. Thanks Papa Meat

[@aminecraftaddiction]

I work at a bar and grill inside a grocery store and we threw a Halloween event for CHILDREN where we dressed up in costumes. There was some guy that I worked with and his costume was full on BDSM puppy play gear. It was extremely uncomfortable but no one said anything, not even to management. That was the the first and only time I saw one of these people in public.

[@kadewiedeman3127]

I think I would have to leave a note in his employee inbox just telling him not to come to things anymore. I didn't care if it's your own retirement party, you aren't invited anymore.

[@orang1921]

23:37 This 5-stages-of-grief bit the editor threw in is so funny to me

[@BangerGoggles]

@27:37 but it’s gold lolol

[@rachelkormanik8285]

There actually is a Norwegian horror movie called Good Boy that is about a dude with a human "dog". Weirdly looks a lot like Spot here

[@Clucky117]

I am a simple man with simple beliefs. What happens between consenting adults is always fine. No matter what it is, if you are an adult and consent, I do not care. The issue is the fact that I did not consent to seeing furry gimpsuits and BDSM play out in public. I did not consent, the absolute vast majority of adults did not consent, and let me tell ya the kids certainly can't consent to it. I have no respect nor sympathy for any who would flaunt their sexual fantasies in front of children, intentionally or not. It just disgusts me.

[@Sorrowdusk]

People need to *CONSENT* to being in your "scene" I feel the "People of Walmart" subreddit with folks in FULL fetish gear, or on the streets of some random city in Europe are *exhibitionists.* This goes far beyond The 60s 🌻level of "freak the normies/squares out." However, at specific events like say The Montreal Fetish Weekend? *GO FOR IT!!* The thing is the bulk of people do NOT try to live it "24/7". The vast majority of people, even those into it, simply do not have the energy/time/the money/interest to ACTUALLY do something like this 24/7. (Albeit most people have wondered 'What if?') Even a long weekend of kink will drain someone. A lotta people advise not to do BDSM on a Sunday, if ya gotta go to work on a Monday morning. People who do this everyday, ALL DAY, are truly EXTREME and pretty rare though.

[@ScooterinAB]

But it's not a sex thing. :P

[@alienozomspace9124]

​@ScooterinAB it is said very clearly in the video that it is 90% a sex thing. So it is a sex thing. Very openly. And it is a problem. Your focus should be, keeping kids away from sexual implications and showdowns. Not what it is, and what it's not. Because it very clearly is, a terrible problem.

[@ScooterinAB]

@@alienozomspace9124 Sarcasm is hard to understand, huh? But let's keep in mind. While this is a sex thing for many, this is a comedy video, so we maybe can't take it as complete and accurate. As for your "somebody please think of the children" comment, I truly do not know where this is coming from, since nobody is talking about children. I'll get in line to take jabs at this any day of the week, but I have a question for you. If you visceral opposition to this about the act, or is it entirely about your reaction to and and biased thinking?

[@alienozomspace9124]

@@ScooterinAB it really is hard to understand sarcasm when your writing makes you seem brainrotten. But i digress, sarcasm it was. My bad. And while it is a comedy video, it is not in meat canyon's style to shame a whole comunity with such extreme exagerations. Which makes us assume, it is indeed real. The reason we started talking about the children too, is because as we can see in the very clear, very irl videos, they are very public, and very open about the things that they like to do. There are gatherings, sure, but there are also strays who do not mind going into city squares (like the one vid of the lady with the pink suit guy) who do not mind or care about what is called, public decency. There are kids in the public, inevitably. This is truly a problem for all normal and sane people, but while i can take it with a spoon of salt, a child will not. Which is why we focus on that problem. And yes i do have a problem with it. Because, what the fuck? I don't want to know your weird kinks and sexual desires. I don't want them forced right onto my eyes like that. I didn't consent to the weird little horny biology lesson. So i do not condone it. Please let that happen at the private comfort of one's own home. If it's there, i do not mind. I do not judge. You get off on that, good for you. That's all.

[@Wowowwubzzy]

06:13 felt what nick said

[@Giga_Joe]

I felt hunter there

[@greasymoth4172]

29:08 reminds me of the "Man In The Suit" Godzilla VHS horror

[@reneemachuca3026]

Wait until he starts becoming one with the suit

[@grlsneverdie]

I IMMEDIATELY THOUGT OF THIS

[@EmpireofStantnowa.]

Like literally its like the "this is what they expected and this is what they found" type ahh

[@wiildsage]

Toco kinda messes me up as a rough collie owner because he does the collie mannerisms way too accurately, like, it’s so uncanny 😭 Like damn, is my dog actually a man in there and I didn’t know lmao

[@sparklepugtea]

I die inside a little more every day

[@AB-ee5tb]

As do we all

[@sarinahavok]

Ok, ok. The pet play is one thing. But what kind of absolute psychopath wants to inhale black licorice flavored air?

[@Datittisucka]

That’s what I’m saying

[@pixazelz]

Right ?????

[@Sorrowdusk]

I don't understand why people hate Black Licorice. I like Black licorice, I like Christmas cake, I like a lotta the things people stereotypically don't like.

[@kaykoharuno]

As a petplayer: public play is frowned upon and should not be done. When people consent to play (or to do a “scene”), only the people who have consented to partake should be around. Do not violate other people’s consent by doing public stuff. It can be a fine line but if you think it might make people uncomfortable then best to not do it.

[@ryan_1314]

Yea, so many other k1nk communities are also luckily just as much against public play. A while ago I was talking with someone who was very dead set on doing public play, going as far to threaten using force and crossing set boundaries. Luckily there's almost no contact from her anymore.

[@damprat141]

Yeah, unfortunately the videos of people doing it in public are all that shows up and blows up, so it's all people see if the community when looking through an outside lense

[@jordans7271]

Except there's thousands of videos of them doing just that . they should be thrown in jail or worse.

[@damprat141]

@@jordans7271 I mean, I agree on more strict laws including fines and jail time , but uhh, I don't think that "worse" is really warranted here

[@needadip]

What is wrong w you😊?

[@rottingecho]

As a person of the puppy play community this video is funny as hell I love this channel

[@matt.stevick]

oof 😓 I’m still damaged from the MeatCanyon Garfield toon

[@Gentlemenpickleesq.]

"MAKE BREAD!!!!!!!"

[@aCardinale]

“BE MY BREAD MAKING BOY”

[@MrXxsoulessniperxx]

Its the blues clues one for me😞

[@hyperadapted]

oh yeah that one had serious martyr vibes

[@Maronator]

Who tf is meatcanyon

[@Astro_Vagabond]

That clip they used from Turkey Tom when he was playing fetch with the doggie girl streamer was gold. That whole video is gold.

[@SuSuardo69]

8:37 when i was like 14 or 15 our Sunday school teacher told us that all our pets and all animals in general don’t go to heaven because god didn’t give them souls

[@teal_m_101]

So, would they go to hell or would they cease to exist?

[@SuSuardo69]

@@teal_m_101i asume cease to exist but i didn’t ask the room got very quiet after everyone finally realized maybe this is weird and bad (i was forced to go)

[@roleat]

Based

[@kaipilled]

Man sounds like he’s going to start a holocaust on pets

[@cu8065]

that was generally taught to everyone in my k-8 christian school. they didn’t believe in “lying to children”. i learned about santa claus on the internet when i was like 9 and was so confused

[@titolounge3164]

no cause that bull shirt is actually so dope. i’ve never bought merch from a content creator before but i am so tempted. your art is fuckin inspiring dude, love what u do across the board

[@brandonanderson4128]

Nicks self awareness is impeccable

[@UrgggAndSchloink]

Guys I just got out of a psych ward due to my chronic fear of ghosts, it was so bad that… well that’s not important. What I’m happy for is a new meat canyon video, man I sure hope there’s no ghosts in it because that would be terrible for me :D ~~Edit I cant believe I have to explain that this was a joke due to there being a “ghost” in the first 5 seconds of the video 😭.

[@alexv3372]

Dude are you ok?

[@sparklepugtea]

Congrats

[@t_raywen8750]

What is he blabbing about

[@Cobranite2628]

Run at the ghosts and swing for them, you’re physical whereas they are not. If you believe in them. I’m in permanent denial so that I get left alone when strolling through dark places. Fucking spooky things

[@grasswithaknife]

The real ghosts are in your skin...

[@Amenema]

The fact that the editor was able to find an owl fan art of Hunter made me laugh but I was equally surprised they couldn't also find one of him as a bull dog

[@thecoldlemonade3532]

"Officer, I'm a dog! I can't help attacking toddlers!"

[@BigZaddyYumYum]

Vid paused gotta mentally prep for this one

[@jasperarbogast6845]

Toco is like if the walrus from tusk was a willing participant.

[@Gastrictuba]

I’m just imagining some guy with his hunting buddies like “so I got a new hunting dog. Ya he’s quite in the blind is great at retrieving the birds.” Shows up to a duck hunting trip with like a 45 year old man in one of those dog masks.

[@tetsuoakira8294]

4:15 to 4:18 soundclip used was "The Alien" from the movie Annhilation. One of the BEST songs to encapsulate the feeling of unease around an unknown entity, which purpose is vague. 5:33 to 5:35 soundclip used is the song "Change" by the Deftones. Great heroin-based song that envokes a feeling of struggle and strife at chasing the dragon. 23:11 to 23:22 is from the movie Midsommar. I wont spoil that. Sorry, I can hear a second of a song and know what it is if ive heard it before. Its a useless talent.

[@Sorrowdusk]

That's an *AMAZING* fuggin talent! Better than trying to get your google phone to do it.

[@anerexicpig720]

“As a human people judge you” but as I lay on the floor pretending to be a dog, no one is judging me 😂😂 Yea ok bud

[@cyrusmann5443]

It's because nobody is there to judge you Lil bro

[@JakubMensik-dd4op]

Dude are you really not getting it

[@shawnsmith8558]

Humans are kinda shitty tho, we are pretty aweful, judgmental, and unfortunately many of us are bigoted (especially straight men)

[@aidankelley2696]

its funny because its actually the other way around, as a human, no one gives a f**k about you, but when you pretend to be a dog, everyone is judging you

[@sheila19954]

​@@cyrusmann5443 a lot of these mfs are doing this in public They ARE getting judged, clown

[@colcainetrain5219]

Got a kibble ad during this vid and nearly cried laughing.

[@normavoyton3208]

2:15 he looked so disappointed

[@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607]

😂😂😂😂😂 he really did

[@xanderhebert6257]

Watching the “puppy play” description I was kinda hoping that “cat play” was pretending to be those really mean cats that send no love in return.