Waffle House’s Disturbing Training Videos…

[@PapaMeat]

Stop torturing yourself and get Opera GX: operagx.gg/PapaMeat3

[@yogurtmiel]

don’t tell me what to do.

[@THUNDERPICKLE07]

ok papi

[@angelpantss]

tell me what to do papa

[@vocondus]

You better come to the Stalker preview in Dallas or for fucks sake, I will shit myself.

[@lukespeedman]

no.

[@crazyninjatv]

"If there's a fire in the kitchen, place a hot sauce packet at a 45 degree angle at the top of the plate. If the fire is spreading rapidly, place 2".

[@LouzyInfomercials]

💀💀💀

[@mtnman7469]

I laughed way to hard at this comment 😂

[@christophermacqueen2513]

… Vertically face down, if face up, this indicates the customer has asked for their eggs over easy

[@kk-wh3hb]

Only if you care about safety👍

[@jreal5]

Omg this shit is do fucking stupid. They make everything difficult and confusing. I would quit before I started. This shit is so dumb

[@Topples7]

"I'll have an order of eggs" "Sorry, we're out of grape jelly"

[@teamepicforce7662]

Dude, I wonder wtf they do when they actually run out of that specific jelly now 😂 like strawberry jelly means fried eggs or something and the customers get pissed when all their children are served fried eggs instead of ketchup covered scrambled eggs because the Waffle House newbie had no idea wtf to do 😂

[@banger5283]

@@teamepicforce7662 fr

[@CoperliteConsumer]

​@@teamepicforce7662they always make sure to not give away the marker packets silly!

[@teamepicforce7662]

@CoperliteConsumer Lol, but 100% there has to have been a Waffle House incident where they ran out of supplies and started handing out the communication condiments 😆

[@chaz6578]

Stupid video, 12mins in and still hasn't shown shit

[@Wendigoon]

If he says one negative thing about Waffle House I’m quitting the show

[@bignubles]

Lmfao understandable

[@hecateb581]

rip creepcast 🫡

[@Snubney]

How dare he spew such sacrilege

[@dr.feelgood4044]

Iceberg boy

[@lil_puddin]

But if it's true, then it's just fact reporting. What, you hate FACTS? OK Mr Weller.

[@wolvie1618]

That weird jelly code sounds like something you would have seen at a cafe in Germany during WWII used by the allies as a front to transfer information between the military and spies. "Ah three jellies, we air strike at dawn."

[@skyguy713]

To be fair, one of the original owners was an Intelligence officer.

[@eeereeerie]

Imagining the poor mute, illiterate Waffle House workers trying to negotiate with an armed robber via slices of cheese and welches grape packets killed me

[@Legoglocks]

I’m literally fucking crying laughing

[@EvanJosephAldridge]

Same. Made me laugh harder than anything else this year

[@r33th]

I laughed so hard I got the hiccups

[@bobsplintch9221]

This is actually a great animation fuel

[@bearz5036]

Dude, I'm stoned, and I was not prepared for that imaginary scenario. I haven't laughed that hard in a really long time lmao.

[@LazyQahnaarin]

"Huh, that's weird. There's 2 pieces of hashbrown on the plate but no Welch packet." *shrugs and then proceeds to rub their bare ass checks on the plate.*

[@miasiayup3091]

omg im legit cry laughing rn

[@thatfunkyduck]

Hahaha you made me laaaugh

[@alexbosse8528]

Customer is always right.

[@who_the_absolute_fuck_is_benji]

that caught me so off guard

[@ericaaaa_]

I’m actually sobbing from laughing so hard at this 😂

[@sethr.c1065]

"I'm sorry about the raw sirloin, sir, someone bumped the plate and the grape jelly was flipped horizontal."

[@xtfgrw]

excellent comment lol

[@GrimReaping]

Bro I read this comment before I watched the video, I was VERY confused lol

[@napalmbukakke]

@@sethr.c1065 actually that would turn an order of eggs into an omlette 🤣. Raw sirloin would happen if the ketchup pack slid down the plate

[@picklerick7953]

​@napalmbukakke bro stop😂😂

[@KaeYoss]

Could have been worse. A thing of mustard could have slipped onto the plate, which is the code for "douse the food with weapons-grade laxatives"

[@ViciousPancakes]

i actually think becoming literate would be easier than deciphering the waffle house cheese-jelly code

[@phillipcraig1120]

I explain it to customers all the time. They seem to get it the first time. I even offer discounts if they mark their plates correctly for me.

[@JakeStreisand]

If you think this is easy and not convoluted then please think harder

[@magical571]

@@phillipcraig1120 jelly pack cheese corner cheese slice mustard pack double jelly packs stacked obliquely in the middle. can i get my order please? oh, wait, forgot the pund of honey in the corner, now i'm done choosing! please thank you!

[@phillipcraig1120]

@@magical571 Your order would be a 5 egg over medium, cheese in grits, toast with butter, and sliced (vertically) We don't have a honey pack, so here is a honey despenser. Enjoy.

[@TheSnisel]

@@phillipcraig1120you still need to do this?!!

[@nbracer1]

A 70 year old woman was working security at our local waffle house and got shot in the head and survived. Google Lynchburg Virginia waffle house shooting and she has an interview after her recovery

[@paintedfingernail2308]

Hell yeah.

[@skruntfanatic]

They picked the right person for job god damn

[@Freakimaru]

I was there

[@DarthPepe_1111]

Legend

[@nah4215]

She ate the bullet like a god

[@Cjohnsonmusic]

Imagine thinking your employees can't read or write, but can understand the 'magic marker system' with ease

[@jonosterman2878]

“Do you know what syntax means, sir or mam that can’t read or write?” 😂

[@souljaboy.6668]

its mainly for autistic people and it does help them

[@Cjohnsonmusic]

@@souljaboy.6668 I'm autistic and that system seems extremely complicated lmao, also where are you getting that from?

[@M2Mil7er]

@@souljaboy.6668 I don't find it helpful at all. It's a nightmare!

[@rxblackpill]

@@Cjohnsonmusic you save tons of time and you don't have to communicate with your co-workers. It's maybe more for anti-social people lol. Once you have enough time with the rules they become second nature, which basically boils the ticket system down to caveman paintings/charades.

[@zardthedragon1896]

God forbid Waffle House ever runs out of Welch's jelly packets, their whole system would break down real quick.

[@MachineSoul699]

Yep. Has happen to me when cooking . Slowed me down by a lot. Coworkers start freaking out because they don't know what order is there's. We were out of jelly bc customers were stealing the holders [so like 40 jellys per table] and also the half used toilet paper rolls [plus the half used airfreshern sticks].

[@J5L5M6]

Additionally, if Waffle House closes all locations, Welch's stock will plummet.

[@captainLoknar]

Hold on how do they bill orders if there's no paper trail? Corporate idiocy at it's finest

[@wolfeski]

​@@captainLoknar cooks don't bill customers

[@TF-Times]

They just dig em out of the trash.

[@Leggiebeans]

What kills me is that for food safety, they list protecting the brand as the number one priority and “it’s the right thing to do” last.

[@bodybong]

I work for a multi billion dollar corporation and they told us #1 shareholders, #2 shareholders #3 customers #4employee at our yearly meeting where they rent a center out and the CEO speaks

[@tyloveog726]

"We know people couldn't possibly be more miserable working the graveyard shift at 3am, so we decided all orders would be placed in riddles to keep our employees entertained."

[@mohnjayer]

Crazily, at the WH by my house, there’s been two ladies who have worked the graveyard shift for at least 10+ years. They’ve been there since I was in high school. I always wonder what their daily lives are like.

[@whoppermann42]

@@mohnjayerthey are definitely either best friends or never want to talk to eachother, no inbetween

[@tahkilla]

Worked Waffle House when I was a 16 year old high school dropout the pull system is simple and makes a lot of sense I worked at the 3rd busiest in the nation because of the gm 3rd shift 20 years ago. I loved it and it was fun. I don’t know what it cost now or if they do it but for 2:50 a day you could eat as much as you want except bone in ham and steak. I’m sure it wouldn’t pay what I needed but I loved working there

[@wynngwynn]

I bet it's way less hectic than a dinner rush at least

[@atmywhitson]

I can't "👍🏼" this it's at 666, as it should be...

[@Jimmiwashere]

I like how the harassment video was filmed in the age of smart phones but still has the same look and feel of a late 80s - early 90s training video

[@theodorgiosan2570]

That's how all corporate training videos are I think. Once upon a time I worked at Staples and the training videos looked just as bad if not worse. Especially the copy center ones and general training.

[@Creature665]

Once saw a guy get completely rocked by waffle House employees on Christmas. After he left, they put his broken glasses on the Christmas tree.

[@jeremyarodriguez]

😂😭😂

[@Dr.ZoidbergPhD]

That's like not even farfetched. I can totally see this happening multiple times in multiple locations lol

[@Maxisamo1]

That's fuckin metal if true

[@TheZaherell]

Another tribute to the War Gods

[@69SalterStreet]

😂

[@EtherealWonders1216]

I remember waking up to this video at the part with the codes for orders, and almost had a panic attack, thinking I had a stroke in my sleep.

[@Mehmehmeh746]

The plate sign language is so ridiculous. How can you expect your high and exhausted employees to remember all of that?

[@kerch6071]

Not gonna lie I have not seen this.. I usually just see people writing things down. 😂

[@logos7386]

As a former employee, it aint that hard.

[@twentypandora96]

I just feel like that this was made just to fuck with people.

[@MiddlePath007]

Well, ya do it about 400 times a shift, so you either learn that system or make your own

[@JamJam-py8ig]

Dude they are MAD lmao

[@bcgjimmy2]

Friend started Waffle House for money. Left with a coke addiction and emotional instability.

[@NarNarHD]

I had some friends of friends who worked at Waffle House, every single one of them did coke lol

[@dubuyajay9964]

​@@NarNarHD Sorry to both of you, man. 😭

[@bcgjimmy2]

@NarNarHD the hours they made people work and the stress pretty much guarantees they'll end up driving them into addiction. Plus a lot of dealers and gang members work at Waffle Houses

[@HarvestStudios_38]

Where do I sign up then

[@alexv3372]

I hope your friend gets help!

[@MusicFromAnotherTime]

Blink once if you need emergency help. Blink twice if you want your eggs over easy.

[@ChefYoshiJones-xm6sp]

Blink three times to summon Bettlejuice

[@Vernvanluen]

😂😂😂😂

[@MusicFromAnotherTime]

@@ChefYoshiJones-xm6sp WAFFLE HOUSE! WAFFLE HOUSE! WAFFLE HOUSE!

[@Woodwhittling66]

*blinks three times*

[@No_Budget_No_Problem]

Having worked in kitchens in my late teens and early 20s, most cooks are either stoned, drunk, high off pcp or acid or just plain exhausted. And not to mention that we would shit talk customers something fierce

[@KiraTakahashi13]

I get why the employees are always mad now cuz that plate marking shit would piss me off too 😆

[@MiddlePath007]

Really? It's made for illiterate people, so what's it say when you can't handle a pack of mayo

[@meredithgrubb4497]

It pissed me off just watching it be explained lol.

[@milhousevanhoutan9235]

I Will never allow myself to become frustrated at a waffle house again.

[@Snake-pg2jh]

I would just wait and let anyone in a restaurant take as much time as they need

[@MiddlePath007]

@@Snake-pg2jh you can stay as long as you like

[@pepto843]

Honestly an animation of workers desperately trying to communicate that there’s an active threat situation going on with the magic marker system would be so goddam funny 😂

[@steck222]

Please

[@RawOlympia]

[@planescaped]

I've seen that Meatcanyon guy post on this channel before, so maybe Hunter can pass the idea onto him. Perhaps in mayonnaise and mustard packet cypher.

[@BlinkOnWheels]

Fr lol

[@Wafflecat09]

Oh man I really gotta head south n get me some of this waffle experience

[@MM-pr3rv]

I may never recover after 21:43 when you had the AK guy walk in and the whole deaf and mute restaurant starts throwing cheese and mayonnaise around. That was the funniest thing I've heard for as long as I can remember.

[@PercabethLovernot]

oh my god same i almpst blacked out it was so funny

[@enclavesoldier9150]

Dude same I was struggling trying to not wake up my wife.

[@MauroDiogoM]

I'm in tears after laughing so hard after that bit

[@jonsmalls2649]

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[@sameel3843]

What’s even better is Hunter was completely right because someone in the comments said an old lady at their Waffle House got shot in the head and survived while working the door

[@phillipcraig1120]

I used to work at Waffle House. For egg breakfasts: Jelly=2 eggs Ketchup packet= -1 Mustard packet= +1 Sides: Grits=nothing Shred of hashbrown=hashbrown Smother=onions Cover=cheese Chuck=Chuck ham Dice= dice tomatoes Pepper= jalapeños Cap=mushrooms Top=chili Country= sausage gravy. Steam=Buttercup under the hashbrown. For dinners Ketchup=sirloin Buttercup=T-bone Upsidedownbuttercup=ribeye(discontinued) Mayonnaise=chicken Mustard=pork chops(2) Upsidedownmustardpacket=country ham Sandwiches: Mayonnaise packet=hamburger patty Upsidedown Mayonnaise packet=chicken Ketchup packet:cheesesteak(A.K.A. shredded steak) Jellypack codes. Vertical: Top of plate=sunny side up Middle of plate=Over medium(white done yoke runny) Left side of the plate=over light(white and yoke runny. Right side of the plate=overwell(bust the yoke and cook it all the way) Bottom of the plate="scrambled" Horizontal: omelet Left side of the plate=plain Top of the plate= ham Right side of the plate=sausage Bottom of the plate=bacon Cheese=cheese Ranch=fiesta UpsidedownMayonnaise=chicken Ketchup=cheesesteak Spoon=old fashion Toast: Grape or strawberry=white toast Upside down jelly=wheat Applebutter=raisin This is just the basics.... At this point, it's just dressing the plate for communication purposes only or for grill ops to reminded of. (For the steaks, the closer the buttercup or Ketchup packet is to the grill, the more it is cooked, example; Ketchup packet at the bottom means medium rare)

[@CosmicBaconCat]

This makes me angry

[@phillipcraig1120]

@@CosmicBaconCat I hate the fact that I that I remember this.....

[@Anne-ot8gq]

The sacred codes

[@brain9395]

What’s the symbol for active shooter

[@phillipcraig1120]

@@brain9395 You give them the money and don't be a hero.

[@carlystarry]

This "magic system" seems like a great way to make a worker's will to live ✨️disappear✨️

[@balkaba3927]

who actuallly thought of that, just write a ticket, why would anyone ever make that

[@NarNarHD]

​@@balkaba3927It's for illiterate people

[@beancheez2905]

Between that, and working the crackhead hours. It don't take much lol

[@HeilRay]

Like an Isakai.

[@Syreynnae85]

I tried to learn this shit. It’s so fucking stupid

[@nickholcomb2220]

As someone who has worked in the food industry for years I’m having a panic attack 8 minutes about this magic marker bullshit.

[@dubuyajay9964]

😭

[@enclavesoldier769]

It works cause there is always a point in the shift where the amount of people is insane and there’s either like 10 people doing 10 things at once or 3 doing 20 different tasks. Night shift on a Sunday or Saturday is a nightmare

[@Ekdrink]

Fr this actually has me mad thinking about having to learn that for a job. Never did I think I would be happy for tickets

[@kokana24]

I did too! I worked in kitchens most of my life, that was the craziest 💩 I've ever seen.😢 No thanks.

[@paulallen-01]

My wife worked in the food industry for like 10 years. Her last two years she was a manager at an expensive Italian restaurant. We just watched this video together and I lost count of times she said “what the fuck”

[@leeshenJoseph]

"Sir, a second Welch's jelly has hit the centre of the plate."

[@mug8865]

i am dead

[@Mustard_Face]

Underrated comment

[@Wrongturn4269]

Holy shit lmfao

[@nesswhopees]

this made me giggle out loud

[@gustafgans4048]

underrated comment

[@hermescarraro3393]

I love how they invented a secret language instead of... Writing the orders down. This is genious

[@warbossgegguz679]

The Magic Marker system creates so many more problems than it solves that it feels like an SNL or Mad TV skit.

[@caitchri2426]

Thousands of years from now, a superior civilization will find thousands of Waffle House ruins, uncover the laminated employee Magic Marker™️ system guidelines and will assume it was our only hyroglyphic communication system, and will try to contextualize our whole culture via just these symbols of condiments.

[@warbossgegguz679]

@@caitchri2426 literal condiment-based hieroglyphics just to order generic breakfast diner food.

[@FafnirsDisciple]

So as a cook at waffle house, you are not even remotely wrong, I use my own system/memory because they like to change up the marking system so much, and that just creates more confusion.

[@warbossgegguz679]

@@FafnirsDisciple I've said in other comments that I've worked as a line cook at a sports bar, and the idea of being given condiment-coded instructions rather than just order tickets sounds like the most tedious and needless waste of time ever. In the words of another comment, literally just teaching the illiterate staff how to read would probably be easier and more efficient than teaching EVERYONE this marker system.

[@bradydobson5970]

It would be easier to learn and read and write was is needed rather than this shit

[@athf4ever780]

“Hold on and order slowly, I need to decorate the plate”

[@cameronpeterson6734]

If the Waffle House you are working at is being robbed, remember to place a ketchup packet upside down at the bottom of the plate with a slice of cheese to the side and two jelly packets at the other side to signal to someone to call 911

[@RandomPerson-nd2ey]

​@@cameronpeterson6734 wait, is that a robbery or a ham sandwich?

[@ToastiestWaffle]

@@RandomPerson-nd2eyBoth. You make a ham sandwich for the hungry emergency workers

[@Airbigbawls]

@@cameronpeterson6734 actually not even that bad of a system for emergencies

[@amm2media472]

(Puts grape jelly vertically on the bottom of the plate) I summon scrambled eggs in attack mode. (Puts another grape jelly on top of the grape jelly) Then, I will XYZ summon some toast.

[@thedeekabides]

Link summon a wheat toast LV2.

[@Druidtwink]

I like how the employees are illiterate and mute BUT are expected to also learn their own math.

[@williampage1914]

I used to work in the Waffle House for a short stint after high school. The door greeter is literally just the old person that the manager is too ashamed to let go, and is too poor to not work.

[@saladfingers.]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Freek3143]

Uhh, what? My mom did that because after retiring from a corporate onboarding/training career, she was bored to tears. Way to pigeonhole people though!

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@Freek3143 How could being a door greeter at Waffle House be less boring than being retired?

[@Freek3143]

@@MatthewTheWanderer Because you have things to keep you busy? Genius question, dude.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@Freek3143 Huh? There's very little to keep door greeters busy, There's a lot more to keep retirees busy.

[@blondecyclops6795]

I passed out once in the register area (I’m diabetic and had extremely low sugar) and had a coworker claim I was sleeping on the job. Good thing cameras showed me ragdoll to the floor and management then told her to back off

[@anothercarttogo1819]

It's crazy how she'll say, "They're sleeping on the job!" when literally you collapsed to the ground, I - 💀

[@blondecyclops6795]

@@anothercarttogo1819 from then on she’d be pissed if I ever said I needed something with sugar or needed a break for a snack

[@anothercarttogo1819]

@@blondecyclops6795 Bruh, the casual ableism 🙄

[@ReeferMusic]

what an absolute scientologist. I can't stand people like that.

[@CatBxtchNami]

@@ReeferMusic lol

[@gzuz4148]

The ordering system is actually infuriating me more as the video goes on

[@MásCebollasPorFavor]

I've already stopped paying attention. I'd never make it through the training process with my adhd.

[@gzuz4148]

@@MásCebollasPorFavor Oh no as soon as they start explaining it im out of that building

[@TacticalWaffle]

Write words on paper haard, Waful House says pictograham system better. (But really, I DON’T have ADHD and I would never be able to focus on this system. I’d quit after day 1 of training.)

[@wolfeprocter]

How is anybody supposed to memorize all that?!

[@andreasteht9566]

Most restaurants have “markers.”

[@neemaborji9993]

You've just activated my welches grape jelly. With my welches grape jelly oriented vertically and centered at the bottom of my plate, you have fallen right into my trap.

[@jeffeidson2526]

Former WH cook here. I had to quit when I woke up expecting to see all the food I cooked, only to find out i was just dreaming it.

[@napalmbukakke]

For me it was the calm before the storm at about 5:30am 😂 at the end of every night shift. That 6am - 7am breakfast rush was ALWAYS hell and of course morning shift workers take their sweet time clocking in...

[@logical_linker8382]

I didnt work at WH but I had nightmares about the telephone ringing for months after I quit.

[@flinchus]

As an ex chef, this order/ticket system is giving me 2nd hand PTSD.

[@michaelboyle7281]

Bro, as a server I would have dreams that I was still at work calling orders. Sometimes I'd be half asleep and even tho I could see my room I just assumed it became part of Waffle House so I'd keep calling out orders. I served Homer Simpson during one of those dream moments lmao

[@RawOlympia]

@@michaelboyle7281

[@themicrowavedev]

"well you see 2 peach jelly packets side by side oriented vertically in the center of the plate indicate a double order of sausage but if you orient them to the side that means there is an armed assailant with a 12 gauge shot gun holding the hostess at gun point, but if they are stacked on top of each other, that means the assailant has an AR style weapon"

[@justinbuddy56]

I like the idea of a detective walking into a Waffle House crime scene, he looks at a plate and just goes: “Hmmm, a’yep there’s our evidence right there. You see the way these peach jelly packets are arranged? This horizontal double stack of peach jelly packets indicates one of those poor deaf and mute employees tried to indicate to his coworkers that an armed assailant with an AR style weapon was in the building.”

[@charlesfuzak]

21:52 This whole bit had me cracking up. Poor deaf mute illiterate Waffle House employees attempting to communicate with an armed robber using the magic marker system.

[@overhalled]

I was hoping someone commented this 😂. His laugh makes it even better too. I don’t normally laugh at videos like that

[@livid_spider]

yeah that shit was hilarious

[@levimaliwauki8]

100% lol I was out of breath laughing and crying during this bit. Pure comedy

[@stevenharrold415]

My sides were gone after that bit! Too hilarious and pure gold! His laughter sold it perfectly as well!

[@miss.pupperpotatom3555]

Bruh I almost choked and died on my damn food laughing so hard 😂

[@AntheanCeilliers]

@29:56 I had this scenario happen when I worked at a Starbucks. A racist lady told me she wanted me making her drink instead of the person behind the bar, who was Hmong. I told her no and she reported me to my boss for "refusing to serve her"

[@thaliacrafts407]

And this is why you carry laxatives in your back pocket 😉

[@SatanLiterally]

The eff is a Hmong. Sounds like a bad scrabble slate.

[@theboiyouddate5722]

My mother used to work at this barbeque place and the old white ladies would have her take the orders of Queer or Hispanic customers since she's "one of them" as they'd say. Also if you spoke anything but English there, the white ladies would get mad and make you speak English. That place is closed but yeah it's ridiculous how people still would rather be a racist asshole than just do their job.

[@Suziesweetworld]

@@SatanLiterallyasian ethnic group. You’re a smart one, aren’t ya

[@voidbreaker4105]

Your cut to sitting in the back room watching orientation videos is so dead accurate and you have absolutely no idea how fuckin funny that is

[@henotic.essence]

I died laughing at that, oh the good ol days of fast food service 😅

[@caseb66]

It was so spot on! I’ve been in that scenario many times back when I began my journey in the working world Pizza Hut, and then Kmart had a rolling cart with a tv and I was put in this empty, small room by myself to watch videos for a few hours. It was a very new and awkward activity for me. You don’t know anyone working there, your manager disappears for a while before coming back to play a different video, or have you take a tour around the store/restaurant. And you’re coming down from being stoned, so things aren’t as fun & entertaining…but yes, his cutscene doing that had me laughing, he captured the moment well!

[@RogueSanta]

Reminds me of the movie Waiting

[@treytison1444]

I'm having a physical anger reaction to the magic system rn. There is no way that is easier or faster than just reading the tickets and I don't necessarily need my cheese all torn up and dirty jelly packets all over my plate.

[@charliedarlin]

But also, it's just getting your hands everywhere on the plate for nothing. I would have a meltdown if I had to work there.

[@oldsaintthick8845]

Fr what the fuck is the point of this. Like hey Instead of just telling our cooks what they need to make with a simple ticket let's fucking create a whole separate secret language that needs decrypting that slows down every piece of the line. I've worked in kitchens for years and if I had to this I'd fucking quit.

[@tangentlime4180]

The reason is to allow everyone on the line to know what needs to be cooked instead of passing around a ticket, also we at the torn cheese on it for when the cheese is not on the plate but instead in the cheese egg pan for melting.

[@treytison1444]

Hunter absolutely needs to make a cartoon about the waffle house robbery scenario.

[@Duke0fDroogs]

I'm pretty sure my waffle house here in Florida just uses tickets

[@nightbaby6679]

*a paper plate with a crack pipe rotated 40 degrees and a fryer knob covered in butter* "THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER"

[@_raccoon_1073]

Lmaoo 😂

[@TheGuardianssorrow]

💀💀💀💀

[@brianeno608]

A series of plates with various jelly's and condiments "furst towa secont towa....and da octagon???"

[@juanitoarcoiris5824]

Imagine being a waffle house employee being handed a plate with cheese slices and jelly packets and being like “Dear god not the pentagon” 💀💀

[@nightbaby6679]

@@juanitoarcoiris5824 AHAHAHA

[@milkman2266]

You have no idea how badly I wish we lived in the world of these fast food restaurant training videos.

[@SwanyPlaysGames]

It takes a special kind of employee to be willing to deal with all the bull shit that goes down at a Waffle House. That magic marker system is complete ass.

[@slowlanegamer]

I mean yea it’s actually more complicated than most management positions making over 100k a year 😂…. The only difference is at Waffle House you don’t have to pass a drug test and it doesn’t matter how many violent felony’s you have 😌 that’s actually a positive to keep the other employees safe lol. Let’s make this a waffle home 🫶

[@mitch5944]

Fr that shit is like learning a new language except without patterns and continuity that languages have

[@selectionn]

its actually incredible how insanely braindamaged you have to be to understand or even come up with the magic marker system like what drugs you have to take to think up this garbage?? why not just do what EVERY OTHER FOOD PLACE DOES??

[@shekelmcfreckle]

@@selectionnstrikes me as the kind of thing some illiterate cook in the 1950’s came up with and the manager thought it was nifty. Next thing you know since it’s Georgia in the 50’s the local news has nothing else to cover but the new wonder cook at the Waffle House that memorizes all the orders. Owner thought it would be cute to institute company wide and now they can’t get rid of it cause the board room thinks it’s “heritage” or “tradition”

[@captainLoknar]

Lots of corporations use purposely punitive dumb procedures just to filter out smart people

[@bumbaclot813]

A cool thing is that during a natural disaster, the government will judge how bad it is based on the operational status of a wafflehouse in the area.

[@fL0p]

Reminds me of the pizza meter (formerly the Washington pizza index)?

[@fL0p]

Yup, it seems to be a thing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index

[@bumbaclot813]

@fL0p I wasn't lying, lol. But thank you for actually taking your time and supplying the link.

[@eenakulot]

Well, you learn something new everyday

[@bumbaclot813]

The crazy thing is I learned this back in the 2010s on a prankcall podcast I would listen too. Because they would call waffle houses and convince them they were from corporate and to turn off all the power to the store.

[@jynx7788]

In other news, Isaiah has canceled the Creep Cast tour for Hunter insulting his place of worship.

[@Emperor-Okami]

FAX NO PRINTER

[@happyfooble]

When did he? Was it in like a couple video

[@method8227]

@@happyfoobleit was a joke bro

[@jollyrot3145]

17:53 “This table isn’t ready to be used yet” *Waffle House employee sweeps all the crumbs off onto the floor* 😂 “There, much better”

[@horizonreqiem388]

I remember working at a Culver’s (a Midwest fast food chain) and they had something similar to the “magic marker system”. They called it “silent signals” and instead of using plates and sauce packets, they used food trays, burger buns, and slices of cheese. After watching the training videos we had to take a written test to prove we memorized all the “silent signals”, and we weren’t allowed to work in the kitchen unless we passed.Nobody actually used it of course, because it was stupid. So everyone just read the tickets instead off an overhead monitor.

[@Frostaltered]

I used to work at a culvers for the past 2 years. Our franchise luckily never did that bs. But then again I worked everywhere BUT the kitchen

[@arcticblast_]

OMG I WORK THERE RIGHT NOW HESLWKDJWNDW I didn't think I'd see another worker here! It sucks there though I've been treated like shit for my disabilities...

[@jordangiles9222]

Taco Bell has something similar. I couldn't remember their ENTIRE menu (including stuff that isn't on the menu) and wasn't allowed to work until I did.

[@YoBubCo]

Lmfao! I love this story. I will never be able to not think about this every time I go to Culver’s now

[@YoBubCo]

I have also had a similar experience at Chipotle and been back sense. You are not alone 😂

[@hannahmoultrie6637]

What they really need is a video telling the 21 year old cooks not to try to date the 15 year old waitresses.

[@ivanvereyn9685]

Like Ace family

[@jgeor4752]

This sounds oddly personal

[@agentdas]

Grass on the field...? Play Ball!

[@thestraydog]

Ewww, somebody get Sneako outta here 😂​@@agentdas

[@hannahmoultrie6637]

@oroboros88 I know. I never worked at Waffle House, but another chain diner. Every young (read minor) waitress (including myself) were either dating or had been asked out by cooks in their 20's, sometimes even 30's.

[@SpaceGhostKovu]

Imagine having to do Terrance Howard math every time you made a fucking omelet. No wonder everyone here is always pissed off.

[@bmckin2011]

I came here to write this thought, lol!!!

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

It's easily the worst place I have ever worked!

[@John-mf6ky]

thought of him right away 😂

[@citylockapolytechnikeyllcc7936]

Gingerbread man on plate + hot sauce packet on his tummy = "You're Fired" Why don't they have rubber food that represents the actual foods, use those as the order ticket. The whole food braille thing is brilliant AND hilarious. You found an awesome topic for a video

[@fashowallday4073]

I remember when I was at a job fair shortly after I got out of the army and a waffle house hr person told me I'd be perfect as a manager. I asked why and they said, "because you were combat arms." You just gotta love it.

[@CaptainLog]

I’ve run some fancy kitchens and we have little signals. That Magic Marker system is pants-shitting insane.

[@MichaelEllchuk]

they definitely paid some dude whos never been in a kitchen to come up with that system.

[@vpelk1223]

fun fact, the magic marker system was created by one waffle house store that wanted to have fun communicating in codes. it was one team that really liked each other and corporate had stopped in and LOVED what they were doing. now we all have been doing it. so the rumor goes

[@davidjordan697]

Little known fact: if you place three plates with three jelly packs at the 3 o’clock position, you are then invited to join the free masons.

[@bene3443]

Worked. I now own 23 percent of Blackstone. Thanks, now get back to work peasant.

[@ElvenRaptor]

So THAT'S why I got invited to that human sacrifice ceremony and even got my own black robe and an insignia ring!

[@sdivine13]

Do you mean the three masons?

[@ARuiz-eu3hk]

"But remember: Only perform this placement if your FULLY committed to the great cause. If decline mid way through. We will absolutely, positively, butter me biscuits FIND YOU.😀"

[@zaidal-wadi]

4:22 It is always impressive that Hunter can recreate so fast the voices with accurate tone and pitch.

[@100thMkey]

The Plate code has to be the craziest business practice I have ever seen. Every joke about them having to communicate with that had me crying.

[@whatever3145]

Have you worked fast food or restaurants? This is very common practice

[@MechbossBoogie]

@@whatever3145 Used to work at Culver's. Can confirm.

[@activatewindows]

The marking system is so batshit crazy.

[@deadsketch]

fucking insane.. god forbid someone bump the plate and slide your jelly packet to the wrong spot

[@ainslita]

It’s making me irrationally upset

[@terraehman8060]

I live in Canada and grainfields does this too. I was so fucking mad I only worked there for 2 weeks.

[@slowlanegamer]

Yea plus idk what Hunter is on about with baked beans. If your wife’s been cheating on you for months and you are the AREA VICE PRESIDENT of Waffle House 🤴… you don’t have to put baked beans out in the window. You just go put down the correct number of jelly packets on a plate at Waffle House down the street, and the cook will take care of your problem for you 😉😉… 💀😂 lmao

[@slowlanegamer]

Also yea legit insanity trying to remember all that lmao

[@baronvongott7879]

If you'd like to quit your job at Waffle House, simply arrange the butter packets on the plate in the shape of a crude middle finger and walk out.

[@Predator20357]

But be careful, if the butter packets are all flat with each other, you’ll accidentally activate the sleeper cells we have stationed in Bosnia to take over the country and create a Waffle Republic where the flag will be a plate with jelly packet on its side and a cheese with a corner torn off.

[@ChurchSleazy]

"If its at the bottom of the plate theres an active shooter in the waffle house" AHWHAHWHAHA😂

[@keithbishop4941]

I was legit in tears @22min the idea of the employees communicating through a stick up using only plates killed me

[@carloz_kids_3132]

Bro im literally carrying, just stopped at 22:

[@Chiwowza]

The Magic Marker system is so tedious and convoluted, it's genuinely batshit. Instead of letting their employees use tickets like every restaurant on Earth, they have them signing like Koko the Gorilla to show how many eggs someone wants

[@Himbotical]

KOKO THE GORILLA IS TAKING ME OUUUTTTTTT

[@napalmbukakke]

What makes you think they dont use tickets 🤣

[@ThePimpinator]

@@napalmbukakke the magic marker system does.

[@napalmbukakke]

@@ThePimpinator tickets are used dawg -_-" the marking system is for the cook only.

[@Chiwowza]

@@napalmbukakke If they use tickets, then why add another system that's not only tedious as hell, but wastes time and resources building a "skill" that can't even be transferred to any other restaurant position lmao

[@VFXcaronfire]

The very first time I went into a Waffle House eight cops showed up because a drugged up guy was causing a disturbance. I recall hearing word for word "if you don't leave sir I'm going to have to taze you" in the most bored, over it tone ever lmfao

[@Hessed3712]

That cop had been there so many times and was over it .

[@napalmbukakke]

This is the most american thing ever. God bless my country and Waffle House 🇺🇸 🦅 🍳

[@adjasontspace1037]

I'm so glad someone made this video so I can send it to people when they say "wtf" when I talk about the waffle house plate system. It's so insane. I worked at one for a few months as one of my first jobs. Absolutely wild place dude

[@ThePhantomCupcake]

As someone who is autistic and used to work for Waffle House I can go ahead and confirm that the little plate codings and order codes were an absolute Hell on Earth to learn. I'm so glad I'll never have to deal with that ridiculous crap again. I remember my boss at the time telling me that I had to learn it because "people are here to hear the cook dialogue and see the show"

[@maddict1045]

lmao "see the show" were all shitfaced or hungover, just give me waffles n coffee mannn

[@derklebob8161]

Howmuch food is wasted during an order? If 1 cheese equals 1 egg, what do they do with the cheese after the order is complete? Throw it away? Reuse it on a future order that requires cheese?

[@Pussflap]

Such bs all that anyone at waffle house wants is their cheap, greasy food to be served ASAP 😂

[@jallen1425]

Your boss was full of shit because I'm there to eat I don't give a shit about what's happening behind the counter unless the cook is about to kill the waitress then the show has started.

[@holylettuce4730]

That’s real?!?! I’m going to have field day next time I go to Waffle House if this system still exists

[@thrashtoad6956]

I have been WAITING for someone with a sizable audience to talk about the plate code. It's so unhinged

[@PourItIn_MyTrophies]

wtf why? Lmao idk but that sounds so unhinged lmao 🤣 Jesus go outside

[@Crowskie04]

Moist did a video or stream a few months back, but Meat Man did it better.

[@KronosOnPC]

@@PourItIn_MyTrophies You sound unhinged.

[@PourItIn_MyTrophies]

@@KronosOnPC you throating that man for what?

[@brennenfoerst3908]

They don't even do it at the one in my town. They just write it down like normal folk. Lol.

[@Ace-hm8ue]

Hunter please I’m begging I need this to be a meat canyon video, the robbery while the back is frantically communicating with packets and cheese

[@keatomic]

0:53. Did i just see that? A waitress literally arm blocking a chair flying at her and slamming it to the ground!!?? They need to make an Anime Series about this place.

[@NUFAN1313]

I was too pissed off to try and make sense of this by the time they hit the jelly packet. It's almost like they want their customers to fist fight the staff.

[@TymanderTG]

I actually worked the night shift at waffle house and it was surprisingly peaceful, except the time a group of kids threatened to beat the baby out of a pregnant employee, or the time a new hire got arrested exposing himself to a minor in the women's bathroom, or the time a manager got fired for doing heroin in the back... Maybe it wasnt so peaceful actually.

[@thefilmeffect6089]

That sounds mostly peaceful to me.

[@20stardust]

They’re concerned about food safety yet their whole “system” has employees putting their grubby mitts all over your food and no one wears gloves.

[@PretzelSage]

its likely they often wear gloves, or they wash their hands between every so many orders. Mcdonalds makes it so you take off your gloves and put on a new pair between every set of patties made, while a place like little caesars requires you to wash your hands prior to your shift and after any breaks

[@MiddleAgedPlumber]

Gloves are inferior to simply washing your hands. The issue with gloves in restaurants is that people DONT change them frequently enough. They cross contaminate far more with gloves on. Ive seen people have the same gloves on for HOURS without changing them at some places ive worked. I much prefer no gloves, people have a misperception that gloves are cleaner, but in my lived experience and data shows otherwise

[@yoavbenclaudia3073]

I also imagine there’s got to be cross contamination with placing all of that food (including dairy) and condiment packages on the plate that is presumably going to be used to serve hot food on. One thing is certain, Waffle House could never make it to the Middle East.

[@christophersanders3252]

To remember a customer requests gluten free, pour a bag of enriched flour on the plate.

[@Higsby100]

Gloves are breeding grounds for bacteria. However I also don't trust them to wash their hands so either way it's bad

[@briansolo]

The Magic Marker system is genius for a lone short-order cook that has to handle a swarm of partiers' orders at 2:31 in the morning. Jussayin'

[@trentontosetti6010]

The bit with no one being able to speak except through the magic marking while they are being robbed is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I’m crying

[@kevinmunn666]

On my YT page. There is Saturday video that was definitely removed by papa Meat himself. It's on my public Playlist

[@SpritoftheStairwell]

*waiter spends 20 minutes assembling random condiments and cheese slices on a plate* "Wow, how did they remember everything?"

[@napalmbukakke]

The cook is the one who marks plates and they only do it if orders are backing up beyond what they can remember

[@jacobstaten2366]

​@@napalmbukakkeThat's where a piece of paper would make more sense.

[@mn_twisted4319]

I worked as a line cook at a very busy breakfast restaurant and that system has to be the most confusing shit I’ve ever seen.

[@Queso1526]

Bringing 40 different foods out yea it sucks I was a line cook too the place would be busy as hell Sunday morning and afternoon but you don’t gotta read sign language and “covered smothered and blah blah” I’d lose my mind

[@static6184]

14:36 Take a moment to realize, the guy on the right is Brian Literal....he looks like hes going to cry throughout the video. Literally

[@rachierach510]

bro just throws out the most random crazy awesome content and im here for it

[@ahhhhrealpeople]

I made the mistake of getting a line cook job at Waffle House. They make you do a week long course with a written test at the end for you to learn this ridiculous system lol

[@uglypinkeraser]

Do the employees actually use it? this seems like the kind of training that gets thrown out the window on day one when somebody's order gets too complicated or one of the employees just can't ready plate code fast enough to keep up.

[@insederec]

I refuse to believe anybody actually uses it. I would last about 3 hours before I'm writing orders on napkins

[@ahhhhrealpeople]

@@insederec yeah I only worked there two weeks and I don’t think I can recall anyone who actually gave a shit. Despite the day the GM was in, everyone all of a sudden was marking plates etc.

[@ItsMuffinTimePls]

​@@ahhhhrealpeople Doesn't surprise me that it's only for the GM 😂 I have only ever seen folks reading the tickets at WH which personally makes me feel much more confident that I'm getting what I ordered instead of complex plating hieroglyphics

[@dayonxviii5866]

Did you say a written test? as in with letters and words? This is so ironic LOL they shoulda made that with plates and other shenanigans

[@jvang2293]

This looks like something I'd create when I'm manic to stop the CIA from understanding me.

[@saladfingers.]

Hahahaha

[@LilFaeBae]

Lmao😂

[@elderxemo92]

As someone with horrible dyscalculia. The whole pull part of pull drop mark. Im so darn lost..

[@fluffythedevorour423]

As an ex wafflehouse employee all i can say is extra crispy hashbrown smothered. You wont regret it. Also the magic marker system is no longer used, its call and response now.

[@tangentlime4180]

We still absolutely use the marking system, but we also call back the whole mark to the salesperson

[@fluffythedevorour423]

@@tangentlime4180 ok well we didn't at the one I worked at, too the point management even just skipped that part of the training.

[@julieneff9408]

Amen to the extra crispy hashbrowns. All the way if you're high.

[@mufasaeatingpasta3558]

It's still used. I worked at one until last week when I finally quit and it's 100 percent still used

[@fluffythedevorour423]

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Idk what to say they didn't use it in the location I worked at. Maybe the gm there just didn't want to bother training due it's high turnover there, if it's still used over all then I apologize. That location told they stopped doing it.

[@KaeYoss]

"You'll have to be a smuggler, a smooth talker, an olympic sprinter, and an entertainer." What is this, Ocean's 11?

Schönes Profilbild ♥️🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[@JustTryGambling]

Could you imagine the confusion caused by these stacked welches packets getting tipped over? “Two eggs” just becomes “kill your family” very quickly.

[@Souls-at-zer0]

“They want ….one egg? No ! The jelly !It’s on its side … oh my.. they want.. they want me to kill the KIDS?!?..alrighty then 😞”

[@Dr.Randy.Butternubs]

4:24 Maybe my favorite moment in a Papa Meat video.

[@PartyInk]

When he was talking about workers communicating with a robber via cheese and welches grape packets literally had me crying

[@MarinaIdaa]

Splatoon!

[@miketaylor9517]

Heh - maybe they could spell SOS in mayonnaise?

[@fijiplus]

I have not laughed that hard in a minute holy hell

[@freedfg6694]

The archaic fast food lingo is the funniest thing in the world. Its like going to those hotdog joints and the employees are back there screeming "I NEED A JOHNNY IN THE POCKET, GARDEN STYLE, FLIP IT KOWABUNGA" And its just like. A hot dog with mustard and fries with gravy.

[@M2Mil7er]

"Let's use all our ingredients to represent completely different ingredients" - a fvcking madman.

[@lovemeacupofjoe]

This has to be one of the funniest things I’ve been privileged to watch. Your commentary had me in absolutely stitches… I couldn’t catch my breath and there are 10 minutes left. Thank you so much man.

[@dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554]

I got a Louisiana WH tale. I used to just buy a dollar burger per night around midnight. No tip. No change. No drink. And just loiter, for hours, every night. Totally alone, no friends with me, I was 19. Cut to night 3 or so of my dollar per night loitering. Me and the entire waffle house staff leave waffle house around 1 or 2 am. We're about to hit the town, and turn up. And I mean straight from WH, no showers, they just threw on whatever clothes were in their cars. We all car pool, and of course the most wasted cook was driving, him and the hostess up front, me another cook, and two more waitresses in the back of like, a toyota camry or something like that. We get pulled over (heavy swerving), they make him do the drunk test. He PASSES. The cops, though obviously suspicious, for whatever reason let us go. Drunk cook swaps out with one of the less drunk waitresses. We tear the club up, last thing I remember is being under neon strobe lights in a dark club with mixed whiskey drinks in our hands, we're all grinding on eachother, hard cut to black. No memory of anthing after that. Next memory I have after that, is me waking up in one of the two waitress's beds, in her house, everyone else is MIA it's just me and her at her place, no idea where her place even is or how I got there. We winged....all of this, on what was for all of them a work night. WH is a cultural experience of the deep south, and difficult to explain or convey to those who have not lived or died by the waffle.

[@septixskeptix1107]

We don't have waffle houses up here. When I don't care about getting into a fight or getting stabbed, I have to go to popeyes.

[@Rain-Orca]

Why isn't this top comment?

[@chrisbrownlovesrihanna]

Waffle house waitresses are indeed easy. Will verify.

[@moonwhooper]

Hell yeah man.

[@narutoman93]

This sounds like some wild ‘80s story 😂😂

[@ihaveproblems9779]

PLEASE animate that mute scenario. That shit is fucking hilarious.

[@badchannelname]

I work in retail and can tell you 99% of my coworkers would fuck up this system most of the time, and I would come off as this obsessive compulsive pulling my hair, screaming "you put the jelly pack face down Brayden! That means wheat toast!!"

[@AB-ee5tb]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

I've worked retail 17 years and been manager of 2 stores now..... this is gibberish. the F

[@joshshrum2764]

Put that packet in defense mode now.

[@badchannelname]

@chrisbuttonshaw2088 Let me be more specific, I work in a big box store with a bunch of people that give zero fucks. I spend an inordinate amount of time fixing the same errors from the same people every day. It's order pickup, so people are messing up customer orders. I've worked in high pace food service, and these kids would have been fired or kept in the dish pit where they can't cost the business a bunch of money fucking up orders.

[@leprechaunluck24]

This made laugh so hard

[@patriot1685]

My wife is in management training at WH. You better have a bad to the bone kung fu game to hang. It's not the day eaters it's always the night shift. As far as order calling, the plate dressing actually works well when the place is slammed. The place is purposely not comfortable because the moto is "good food fast" that means they don't want you hanging around and drinking coffee for an hour. It's also why you will NEVER see a Denny's sized WH

[@cawrhy]

The whole section about the greeting dude getting gunned down by a random person and them communicating with jelly packets and cheese had me CRYING laughing. Jesus Christ.

[@Tomblom]

same dude. Haven't laughed so hard in a while

[@CavemanDan54]

It feels like it'd be easier to just teach the employees to read than deal with this system

[@JohnAllenRoyce]

Yes but readers are not what business wants. This is about freeing them to cut education without consequence to their bottom line.

[@ElijahMobley-z3z]

Brother Meat, I used to work at Waffle House as a grill operator. The marking system really is one of the silliest processes I’ve ever seen. It does work when you do it right, but there is a learning curve that a LOT of grill operators never really fully get under their belt. I was really good at it myself and still would make a mistake when orders we rarely got would come up. Not to mention your marking can only be as accurate as the ticket call itself…if a server doesn’t call an order right, you could make a customer’s meal completely wrong even if you marked what was called properly. The funniest part to me though is the ego that some grill operators, servers, and managers would get if they were good at calling, marking, cooking, or prepping. I lasted three years…barely. I wanted to quit before my first year was up but I stayed because they always seemed so desperate to keep decent people as employees. Shit’s wild dude, I don’t miss it at all. 😂

[@chrisw.6060]

Let me get this straight. As a cook you would have to first do the marking of the plates and then start preparing the order for those plates you just marked all while you are getting slammed by more orders being called out?

[@kmarington]

Salut to my fellow Rockstar

[@kmarington]

How do I tie my shoes again?

[@duckbutt2323]

So what are the benefits of the marking system as opposed to just writing it down?

[@someguywithnoplan6395]

​@@duckbutt2323you're asking dangerous questions Kyle

[@sandllc1361]

Correction: the first thing people in the country talk about is not politics, it's just the news(which means sometimes it's politics). I went to visit my grandpa and literally the first thing he said to me(before I even sat down) was "did you see that guy who got shot over at i-60". Literally whatever aired on the local news last night is the first thing you'll hear in a conversation from country folk. City people always talk about politics, everytime I see my friend's sister, she always mentions something political or just talks about how she hates cops.

[@Zetsuboulurkswithin]

As someone who worked as a McDonald's kitchen crew member for 2 years in California.. I look at this "marker system" and the back of my mind is just scratching constantly that "This is inefficient, the drive thru is filling up, our times are going up, kitchen is about to be yelled at, get mentally prepared.." I salute the average crew member at Waffle House because I wouldn't want to figure and memorize any of this for a lower wage and a higher chance of being in danger..

[@napalmbukakke]

@@Zetsuboulurkswithin it wouldnt work at McD's cause there, you have many workers who are each doing a small number of tasks. At WH, for 2nd and 3rd shift it's usually just 1 cook and 1 server. And no automation either like all the digital screens you see at McD's *besides the obvious tasks WH workers handle theres a lot to do when there's no customers too like cleaning, chopping onions, make grits and waffle batter, etc

[@warbossgegguz679]

I worked as a cook in a sports bar, and the idea of people handing us plates coded in condiment hieroglyphs instead of tickets is beyond absurd.

[@napalmbukakke]

@@warbossgegguz679 I and some others have explained it on other comments. But yeah I wouldnt see how it saves time either if I hadnt experienced it firsthand *I'll say one more time it only makes sense/is practical when it gets busy. Marking plates is pointless unless youre in a rush and need to streamline communications

[@sdivine13]

​@warbossgegguz679 I used to work at a waffle house and we just wrote tickets like every where else.

[@napalmbukakke]

@@sdivine13 were you cooking solo on a busy shift?

[@mattgarrett2583]

There was a facebook post of a new Waffle House opening.. and the pictures they took all the employees were too happy, the place too clean. The comments were amazing.. "The cook doesn't have a cigarette behind his ear, I'm not eating here" "The floor is shiny, the waitress has all her teeth, you know the food is terrible"

[@Volyren]

Its facts, and not just a knowing 😏. Smokers have muted taste buds. I know. I smoke. And most people like my food. Because I make it the way _I_ like it. So... extra yumminess, seasoning and flavor, so what tastes good to me, makes it taste *great* to non-smokers. And if youre a big girl or look like you are a fan of Walter White's work, you step up your service to get tips, instead of just relying on your looks and fake nice-voice.

[@the_Googie]

how insane could the food code combinations get?? "I'd like 3 jelly packets for my one scrambled waffle, a raw egg, two bacon, active shooter, i drive a red toyota camry"