Secret Recording of Secret Metro State Meeting

[@RealWorldPolice]

Dear Jeremy, You often allege that Orange County judges have dismissed Metro State traffic tickets because they accept your interpretation of the law. I find that plausible, but without proof it's just another story devoid of probative value. I have some good news, though. You can easily prove that you're right! It turns out that every traffic court hearing in Orange County is audio recorded. My original plan was to order a copy of the audio record for every traffic hearing you or your "officers" have ever been a party to, but then I found out that the recordings are $20 a pop. Given y'all's magnetic attraction to traffic tickets, that plan had to be shelved, but I still tried. I dropped a couple hundred bucks on audio recordings of your cases and I have finally listened to them all. I don't know what the problem is, but I still haven't heard a judge affirming your interpretation of 316.1974. I must have picked the wrong cases. Jeremy, what is the most recently-adjudicated traffic court case in which the judge threw out your ticket *because* they agreed with your interpretation of 316.1974? (And not because the cop didn't show.) Help me help you. Email me the case number and I'll take it from there. Thanks, man. The other Jay *Edit: English

[@exodon9996]

Wait so is Jeremy out of jail now

[@dylammack]

*Glove slap administered* Well done, sir!

[@ifellicantgetup]

I'll make you a deal... I will buy one or two of those $20 videos. I would bet that many of us would!

[@hoapres]

I know that it is true because Jeremey DeWitte said so.

[@BlueLineChop]

hoapres true. After all, he did make it through vigorous special forces training and jumped into fallujah...

[@allday_CK]

I hate going to meetings at my own job but apparently I’m willing to sit through one with metro state.

[@str8kronic]

Lmao same

[@rochelleshon306]

Same here 😂😂

[@jenniferfree4144]

Lol!

[@mutch17]

Yup

[@leethalmodz313]

The irony.....😂

[@rustymertz]

Everyone needs to stop leaving comments about what a fool Jeremy is. I don’t have time to like them all.

[@6z0]

get original

[@rustymertz]

Jafuh, you should load up way more car videos speeding passed you. Mind blowingly original, exciting and creative. How have you not gone viral?!

[@davidwalker8778]

😂

[@noelmendoza8384]

Well stop making comments then.

[@leighhunterjumperz3038]

Awesomeness! Such a shame your clever irony goes right over ppl's heads!🤗

[@8alltime]

12 months ago is someone had told me I would spend over an hour watching and eagerly listening to a funeral escort companies team meeting I would have laughed in their face and yet here I am.

[@RustyZipper]

These are high risk funerals

[@CrushDani]

@@RustyZipper Hell yeah, there's at least 1 dead person at every funeral escort!

[@setupandtakedown]

I laughed out loud literally because, well, same.

[@c.o.p.civilian_on_patrol9754]

I read this 4 minutes and 22seconds into the video and I can't stop laughing. I had to pause the video and really contemplate my life choices.

[@jessesands3030]

i messed up the 123 on the likes lol

[@baaaaaf]

Ten years ago a funeral commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they think they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Florida underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... The Metro State.

[@uncleremus5046]

Dude just classic!!! Lmfao they should make a remake with Dimwit!

[@princessninjapants]

😆😆😂🤣

[@SuperChuckRaney]

hahahhaha WE'RE FALLING in a Hearse !!! You cant drive a Hearse fool!!!

[@rc75905]

Exactly brother

[@darlekkiller2630]

*plays the A-Teams theme song*

[@Lori_L]

I feel like all that is missing from this meeting is a treehouse and a secret password 🙄

[@larryloftis9064]

That was golden

[@tobaccorich]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@clarkcooper3460]

Holey shit Lori , Spanky and the gang would throw Jeremy right out of the Treehouse !! Lol , oh and change the secret password 🤣🤣🤣

[@msglory2121]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Synky]

Hahaha

[@TitanFlare]

"Didn't you just get a business license with that address?" "Never did." Jesus this guy is so good at incriminating himself

[@EnDependance123]

Ya and when u just apply for one they use the address and sell it

[@jamesmeehan665]

Titan Flare 😂have you ever seen one man just dive head first in the shallow end of the pool so many times. He can’t help but to be the lunatic he is

[@HughMadBro]

He’s an idiot 💀 & ol girl from PA I’m getting second hand embarrassment, we don’t all act like that I swear.

[@DarronMoe]

Incriminating how? When Jeremy admitted he did right after that....?

[@Fjshshs626]

Jeremy: "how did you know that?" Spy kid: the cops told me lol I mean idk

[@TBSandNFL]

You can feel the high school dropout energy in this video....

[@DarkOmicron]

That's giving them too much credit, I'm a high school dropout and I'm still not a shady moron like them

[@Shonuff42080]

The sound like a bunch of nerds

[@dreampsi2]

smells like immature spirit

[@trina4205]

That’s weird I was feeling the ‘too much testosterone/beat off to Roadhouse’ energy, even from the lady 😂😂

[@jfrog1979]

I was goin with fetal alcohol syndrome🤷‍♂️🍸

[@Tyler-nr6kl]

I love how one guy says “why dont we just drop the duty belt and wear some yellow shirts?” And everyone basically recoiled. To the point of suggesting wearing an empty duty belt. The image of being a cop is SO important to them it means so much more then the actual business, ecorting a funeral process. Its so disrespectful to use someone’s death to play dress up

[@lousassle2327]

He will figure it out in prison

[@lousassle2327]

Or is. 😂

[@rondobson1828]

@@lousassle2327 Real quick.

[@bobcat4100]

It's also highly disrespectful to suggest they start impersonating the military.

[@Joe-fc7yk]

that's the whole thing

[@Moistnsquishy]

I'm willing to donate money for the Netflix docu series.

[@cyanide17]

Hell yea🙃

[@Moistnsquishy]

Yeah i get what yours saying, but look at the tiger king lol. he got famous and he cant even experience it since hes stuck behind bars lol.

[@Moistnsquishy]

@Michelle Perkins I wouldn't know the 1st step... I'm merely a supported of the Patreon and a loyal subber of the channel.

[@junivanofdragonia]

Michelle Perkins It would be worth it if we have to pay *Motor One* would be even more worth it to hear his interviews. Just cause whatever he says all you have to do is take the opposite of what he said to know it is the truth. i.e. “I was in the Army and jumped when I was 18.” Truth: Idiot never jumped and was not in the military.

[@chrispellicci6587]

Move over Tiger King

[@scjohnk]

That girl is the kind of person who will talk you into jail.

[@michaelhull7442]

They’re all so annoying. Talking over each other lol. I want to hear these stories but every one is talking over one another. Shut up damn it lol

[@12beemer34]

@@michaelhull7442 I know, right. You want "Recycle" to just talk over them all and say "Hey! One at a time...and please face my pocket when you're talking...for no particular reason." 😁

[@michaelhull7442]

Sparky they need to make a movie about this 🤣

[@redpilllife4life198]

Soooo true!

[@12beemer34]

@@michaelhull7442 on-set security provided by....oh...no, wait...they can't do security. LOL

[@andrespaz989]

The dude who's recording this is probably so deep into being a fake cop he's just happy to do real surveillance for the real cops. You know he told his mom he's going on a top secret mission before he left the house that day

[@kait2972]

Funny thing is, Jeremy was also working as a police snitch against the guy recording aka "Recycle" in an extortion case

[@smashthebug4723]

😂😂😂😂

[@smashthebug4723]

This looks like a soap opera people are talking about lol.

[@garydavis0611]

Haha

[@fpshightide]

Isn’t the dude who’s recording the same dude who cried like a baby when the cops took his belt and threatened to arrest him in another video?

[@JSlice-gk5br]

that girl talking makes Jeremy sound like a genius

[@sandyjamison5929]

Holy cow! Are all of these people bona-fide idiots?! Take care! 🙂

[@netsider]

@@sandyjamison5929 Yeah -- I didn't think anyone sounded intelligent except maybe Jeremy, but he's also crazy. Not that there weren't some good ideas, but everyone has a few of those.

[@sandyjamison5929]

@@netsider Even a broken clock is right twice a day 😉 Take care!

[@lizzjohnston6960]

@@sandyjamison5929 Anyone with at least average intelligence or that's over 18 would not work for him lol

[@radeemwalker706]

I mean, birds of a feather do flock together.

[@it.hurts.3346]

Jeremy dropped the ball on this meeting... he should have had it at a hotel,got everyone butt naked and turned up the t.v all the way up and left the shower running... that's how you counter any surveillance

[@emmettlester739]

Lmaoo this

[@killuminatianonymous5551]

@Jeremy Dewitte cheeks clapping and gums smacking...I'm all about it

[@bud5405]

My daily dose of humor

[@MrVuckFiacom]

Is this a reference to something or are you just giving good advice? Lol

[@JustaMomnFamily]

Dont give him any ideas

[@reddragon042391]

I love that someone said, “Maybe we shouldn’t dress like cops, if we don’t want to get charged with impersonations” and it was dismissed....

[@gitanouruguayo7856]

its way too weird how this fu cker can get away with this

[@Its-never-a-mannequin]

@@gitanouruguayo7856 he isn't getting away shit now. Probably lying to all the inmates abt his military career as I type this lmao. A total loser

[@KingcupXI]

My assumption is that lots of his customers hire their service just because they wear police clothing. They want to show other people that their loved one was special and that's why the police are escorting his/her corpse. Other than that, I don't see any other reason to keep wearing police clothing.

[@gordonaliasme1104]

While they're talking, someone should rewire their horns to play like an ice cream van 🤡🤪

[@Girtharmstrong69]

@@Its-never-a-mannequin dude Jeremy will just become president and give himself a pardon

[@nkystevep7007]

When the boss is asking for money, I think it is a sign to leave, not volunteer to work for free!

[@fernandoaispuro1819]

That's not the Metro-State way, His employees know that when jeremy ask for money the metro thing to do is to demand mom to get the family together for some money.

[@MM-xt9pw]

They are not working they are playing

[@ranchmantubularspacesausag5709]

@@MM-xt9pw yea lmao they know hes batshit

[@bill3085]

I believe these turds are playing dress up cops and robbers. I think what little money they made was a plus. Hahahaha

[@_R.Stone_]

Theyre just larping. Lucky for them, people were stupid enough to actually pay for it

[@futuremelina]

That dude really stood there with his arms folded the entire time like he's running a tough operation

[@nick1512]

☠️☠️ I was thinking the same, dude definitely gives off that punisher skull t shirt vibe

[@churro_g93]

The girl sounds just as crazy as Jeremy. She sounds so desperate

[@hodaka1000]

It's been turned into a vertual reality show, Jeremy has sold out I'm calling BULLSHIT

[@stephanie9318]

She’s trying so hard.. 🙄 She also said “ I don’t know why we can’t just secure the stoplight ahead of time” like no bitch that’s exactly what’s against the law you don’t know what you’re talking about

[@hodaka1000]

@Chandler Howard Yeah, Jeremy was a rebel an individual, a hero but he's sold out and now he's just another vertual reality star How low will he go, what's next ? President of the USA ?

[@egcyme5245]

Gurl?

[@amanda.graham]

@@hodaka1000 wait, are you being serious or joking? Surely no one thought he was ever a hero, rebel or liked by anyone.

[@cahinh.8870]

"Hey guys I got an idea.... as they don't like us dressing like cops lets dress like the army?" We gonna be taken seriously you knoooooow

[@dylammack]

Great concept! Put them in Airborne uniforms. They can all wear parachutes and pretend they just pulled a streamer jumping into Fallujah .....

[@moshunit96]

"We could post our evidence."

[@12beemer34]

I'm sure his Fallujah jump-mates would fully support him.

[@Diana-Trans2Scribe]

Haha, people who want to be taken seriously but do the dumbest sh**t.

[@texchu8331]

In other words, they want people to think they are cops. They just power tripp'n.

[@danimalmx3]

Here’s the thing guys. No the public is not against you. We definitely want more footage of this hot mess unfolding.

[@Juicetheeunuch]

Most of us hate work meetings. But imagine a 2-hour standing meeting with this dude...

[@UncomfortableShoes]

In a parking lot in Florida. I used to live there, the humidity and heat was unbearable.

[@mikerock621]

Apparently I enjoy metro state meetings

[@jbdixon4020]

right? can’t even find like a picnic table in the park? 😂

[@jimridge2503]

Miss you Jay Jay

[@theflipbook1280]

They were all enjoying the attention.. And probably could have capitalized on it before jeremy started f*cking up everything else 😂😂

[@Flywithdean]

This is comedic. Acting like they’re seal team 6

[@frodosfrostbite]

Meal team 6

[@glecenti]

@@frodosfrostbite 😂😂

[@daniellindsay5039]

@@galaxyloki LOL

[@panam4974]

@Ms. Buschhorn - To assert himself as THE BOSS! Further [failed] attempts to appear important Dewitte goes on thetypical rant all losers use: "I'm/we are victims" of oppressors in whatever-the-hell-county these knuckleheads are "working". All the tactical plans, etc., are just a feeble effort to use military language. Real police officers are sick of his games. This ass clown will end his days in jail, and I sure do hope that it will NOT be because he killed someone while doing 110 mph down city streets. And then he begs his subordinates for money. He is too stupid to comprehend how that looks to everyone there. What a colossal loser!

[@brack25c]

Haha, They are planning to go into get Bin Laden

[@friendlyhobo6483]

That dude that said why don't they just stop looking like cops to avoid the problems was 100% fired after this meeting.

[@briankelly8297]

"if we can't dress like cops I don't think this business is viable'.

[@11bc22]

The real reason of the meeting is to talk the idiots into working for free and hit them up for money 💰

[@nealm6764]

"Why don't we stop dressing like cops, and obey all the traffic laws?" Jeremy: "WTF are you talking about man?!?!?!?!??!?!?! we are allowed to do it, I have letters from judges and funeral homes telling me how great we are, and we can totally do this stuff!!!!!"

[@gamevidz8763]

What part of the video was that

[@mikerock621]

We'll figure it out real fast

[@nowasiwassaying...1699]

Imagine getting all your employees together, telling them you can't pay them, and then asking them to donate money.

[@charlie_nolan]

He’s got to pay for the massive vehicle fleet and equipment somehow

[@Twistnthewind]

It shows impersonating police is the most important part for him.

[@kevinmaghran6933]

The one girl even says she'll work FOR FREE for two months unreal

[@johnschauder]

The funny thing is…they’re not even W-2 employees. They’re all 1099 contractors. What a ridiculous company.

[@nowasiwassaying...1699]

@@johnschauder and that is just to do himself a favor. Don't have as much responsibility to your employees if they're contracted.

[@bobby_D]

I didn’t realize how high level this meeting was. This is classified stuff we’re hearing!

[@markfrost2707]

are u cleared for that!?

[@planetcaravan2925]

​@@markfrost2707we will find out real soon!

[@StopAndSmilee]

😂😂😂😂

[@jamesoblivion]

"Now that we're wrapping up, two quick things. First of all, I can't pay you. Second, can I borrow some money?" What a great boss.

[@marfnation7287]

For real!!! Too funny. What idiots like i could never imagine going to work and my boss says I can’t pay you and can I have some money.

[@Theconsumer302]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@janetr1633]

Anthony Marfoe ... At the first, we hear that the police took his wallet & his bank cards soooo, he’s broke. Making it sound like he doesn’t have money because of the officers. It’s the officers fault. If only that hadn’t taken that bag. You can still go to your bank & withdraws money from your account IF there’s money in it. 😂. Master Manipulator!!!

[@marfnation7287]

Janet R. That’s the problem he didn’t have money in his accounts to begin with lol.

[@pauldg837]

Only Jeremy can arrange a secret meeting which was secretly recorded and then became public knowledge. 😂😂

[@patmarks8877]

Bipolar at its finest!! With a lot of Narcissism thrown in!!

[@RustyZipper]

Jeremy told him to record it secretly 🤫

[@alanh5348]

Secret meeting with them and 180,000 other people 😂

[@emmettlester739]

😂😂😂 oh Jeremy *show theme starts"

[@justinwilliams5253]

Bruh its like every video taken of him ends up on here hahaha

[@donovanc7795]

"I don't have any money", 1 minute later "I need to go to Starbucks" I love America

[@ronduckman3970]

Starbucks is on to him. It will be double for coffee 😂☕☕🍩🍩😎

[@80bbygrl]

🤣

[@Lori_L]

I thought the same thing. That five bucks would buy a lot of ramen noodles

[@danielmontes1320]

@@ronduckman3970 BOYCOTT COCAINE

[@anomiemnemonical578]

Police discount.

[@KMT15]

Almost didn’t even believe this was Jeremy. He’s so calm and normal sounding. He’s not screaming and cussing at everyone

[@justinTime077]

Well he’s here with his fan club, so.

[@delsi3795]

​@justinTime077 lol yea, you can hear the fake laughter at his dumb jokes

[@Turbomgzt]

Cause he's about to beg to them for money lol

[@TalkingThrones]

This is by far my favorite drama series...

[@operacionesglobales]

Yeah this need to be on netflix like a reality 🤣

[@Tassie85]

I haven't been this riveted since The Wire ended.

[@deadmouse2589]

Haha yes , also i live in the same county with this nut !!!

[@lizd2943]

Spoiler alert: Jeremy DeWitte shot JR.

[@michaelwilton4545]

@@lizd2943 He probably knows where Jimmy Hoffa is...

[@AnxietyWar]

I'm Jeremy Dewitte and I approve this fake cop car.

[@AA-nj4co]

Gotta get lights on the Oldsmobile

[@HughMadBro]

You’re the best sir :)

[@Full_monty]

Aye u been catching pedos?

[@chefmesser420]

What up man?! Hope you are doing well!

[@cavemanlovesmoke4394]

Dude Anxiety, where u been at bro?!

[@missusgumby]

"The lead car will be in front..." No 💩, Sherlock.

[@molonlabe9635]

WHOA!!! so thats how that works Jeremy

[@themanwins8102]

Who would have known?? 😂

[@12beemer34]

He's the kind of idiot that would feel the need to continuously point out where the "tail-gunner" is sits in an airplane.

[@ussarng4649]

Frequently the lead wolf is in the back of the pack (shrugs) ... just saying.

[@Roc2020]

"Keep digging Watson!" 😂

[@sboazable]

They are in The Guiness book of records for the smallest amount of power that has ever gone to someone's head

[@melissamayhemthe3rdesq]

😂

[@that_goth_bitch3899]

LMAO right. And I think he hires people like that on purpose. He doesn't want any of his employees seeing fucking reason and being like "dude .... Why don't we just stop wearing the cop gear and uniforms? Problem solved!" Cause he knows he has no real logical reason for refusing to do so. He keeps people around that want to be in control just like him. People who are addicted to this whole "I'ma cop everyone bask in my glow!" Bullshit.

[@JeffroKX86]

Saying, “We’re going to take the guns off” when you run a funeral escort business is so confoundingly funny.

[@SuperfluousUser1781]

Oh but they have to keep the handcuffs!! For what? They run funeral escorts!

[@danielbrunner7730]

You never know the corpse could get a little bit rowdy and need handcuffed, or worst case scenario they actually need shot with a pepper ball of course! That will show em!!!! Lol

[@immikeurnot]

@Modustollens1 Wearing bullet proof vests, but not reflective vests when you're out in traffic. Just amazing.

[@janetr1633]

Things you don’t need to take to a funeral when you’re NOT a police officer. *handgun *handcuffs *bulletproof vest *pepper spray. 🤦‍♀️

[@RustyZipper]

These are high risk funerals

[@HkSniper]

I love how they talk crap about the mall security guys. But from what we've seen, I would bet the mall security is light years more professional than they ever wish to become.

[@ledfloyd9035]

I would rather trust a group of mall security on mopeds to escort my funeral than this group of morons.

[@Jaiden_Anime_Shuns]

Mall cops have that paul blart sense of pride. And even blart saved people and observed his code.

[@mattphillips1910]

Mall security folks have policies. And they have, or at least strive for, integrity. The folks featured in this particular video have neither. Their entire conversation revolves around how to pretend to be cops, but not get caught pretending to be cops.

[@yamaha5647]

Theres a ton of mall cops that do insane shit.

[@biteme263]

Mall security is more legit than these morons. I would be willing to bet mall security actually took the tests, past the background checks and are actually licensed in the state to do security. These people all seem like rejects that couldn't actualy get into an actual security company.

[@leonildes86]

Can you imagine you're looking for a job, get an Indeed notification, and thinking "oh, escorting a funeral, I've never done that. Bet this will be interesting" and then boom you find yourself in the middle of this staff meeting 😆

[@RosalezJohn]

Deaaad ass

[@YelenaBlanka]

Dead Fukinn ass!! Could u imagine?!! 😆😆

[@narcissistninjas9233]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@narcissistninjas9233]

@357 223 and tells you they have 54 pending cases and oh that sex abuse scandal from 15 years ago..

[@thedermo9096]

I’m sure he has a huge turn over rate. I’d bet he loses a ton of people after there first day

[@DEPUTYVETERANARMY82]

She loves to talk 😂 She needs to be included in every freaking conversation.

[@ryanegoe7579]

😂 cause it really irritated me how she always had something unfortunately useless to say. She doesn’t realize Jeremy knows exactly what he’s done and why he’s in trouble. She’s trying to reason with the unreasonable, that being said Id never invite her to another meeting😂

[@renearrazcaeta7005]

The person who seemed to have the most sense (the dude saying not to wear duty belts, vests, and change the uniform to highviz shirts and khakis) was almost entirely disregarded and overlooked.

[@codyprice4592]

Low key why I dont go to meetings at all. Theyre just for everyone to pop off at the mouth and then the boss is gonna do whatever he wants anyways lol.

[@PatPauloMMA]

He missed the point tho. The whole reason to have the escort service business is to play cop.

[@Jp24685]

Honestly if he was running it I don’t think they would have an issue

[@CaughtMedia]

Make that guy the owner. Shit.

[@edp3202]

The sanest person in the room is the least listened to

[@chem525]

I can hear the judge now: Due to the overwhelming evidence provided by Jeremy's own bodycam footage and recordings by Metro State employees....

[@vonnieb3257]

I know right LOL 😂

[@BrianKeith2006]

Takashi 69 isn't the only Rat spilling beans lol. He treats his employees like shit any other time. The best law firm in the world couldn't get Jeremy out of all this bullshit.

[@alecb8509]

@@BrianKeith2006 I think with enough money, you can get any verdict you want. Good thing jeremy dimwit isn't a multi-millionaire.

[@WyattsWorld22]

Whites

[@padrat88]

@@WyattsWorld22 Greens, purples, blues .... WTF do you mean whites? You are an idiot

[@dave4347]

The combined levels of intelligence in the group is almost overwhelming.

[@trina4205]

IQ 72 combined 😂😂

[@molonlabe9635]

It’s 2024 and I’m recapping this wonderful series.

[@thequeenofsweden111]

Same

[@erikapistacchio8375]

We out here 😂

[@truelifetalks]

same haha thanks to pro pt:D

[@oxymontana]

Bro I can't get enough. I was looking for updates and just had to re-watch the whole series.😂

[@JoseFlores-xh5cj]

*Jeremy* "I dont want to put anyone in danger" *Also Jeremy* "Lets block busy highways and drive at 100mph"

[@atodaso1668]

And start fights with strangers. You can hear in one video the driver he is yelling at tells him to reach for his gun so he would have a reason to end this saga.

[@JoseFlores-xh5cj]

Going 100 you definitely are going to live just for a little

[@samp700sp]

I never wanted a car to pull out in front of a motorcycle so bad in my life

[@rollinsomethingbutiforgot]

YOU ARENT A REAL COP LIKE OFFICER DEWITT SO STFU

[@avonbarksdale1030]

all of these people are weirdos. Its like a comic con for Police Academy

[@maeryk]

That's exactly what they are.. larpers.

[@luke8264]

Lord Maeryk agreed, they probably have developmental disorders as well.

[@KA-rp5uh]

these are the kind of people that love indulging in nonsense drama that is completely avoidable. But since they love to indulge in the drama they perpetuate making the situation worse, making the situation more dramatic. Negative reinforcement loop.

[@trina4205]

And what’s so silly is that they can legally volunteer for the police and do good things (well in my state anyway, if they’re qualified)! IMO I don’t think most these people would qualify to volunteer lol. Instead they want to be jacka$$’s and push the envelope and put driver’s in danger. We all saw how angry that officer was that his family was driven off the road.

[@silkyjohnson4519]

I think he seeks out a certain kind of person to join his rag tag group of cop performers. He sees a guy getting picked on at the mall and he walks up to him and says, "hey, you want to get back at guys like these?" You want feel whats it like to have real power? Come escort funerals with me.. we are just like cops."

[@randomutubr222]

This dude is actually proud of being a sex offender. He brings it up without provocation ALL THE TIME.

[@VaunShiz]

He always has to be in control so he has to bring it up before anyone else does

[@harryball2817]

He tries so hard to be the coolest sex offender on the list

[@kenweis2291]

The girl lied but thats neither her nor there...lol

[@SuperChuckRaney]

@@kenweis2291 If you had to listen to this idiot Jermey 24/7, you would lie too if it meant getting him outta your life.

[@markfrost2707]

Nah--he just knows the people he tells will eventually find out so he wants to control the narrative--like he's so innocent of the lewd actions on a MINOR that he has nothing to hide. It's just another form of how he tries to control people. To be in control of the narrative....she had a fake ID but that's neither here nor there

[@519breezy]

The girl suggesting they post there body cam footage to bolster the defence of what they're doing was a nice touch 😂

[@tjsynkral]

"We'll change the shirts to yellow ones but the duty belts, pepper spray, handcuffs, those stay" Dude, wtf do you need pepper spray and handcuffs for at a funeral procession?

[@itsmeecjay4769]

Just incase the dead person comes back to life 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🤔 🤣

[@RustyZipper]

These are high risk funerals

[@qman8604]

self defense against the dead! 🤔

[@motorone3580]

We need to protect the community at all times, I would protect you with my offisers life if needed

[@generaldecker9971]

those body snatchers are brutal you know :)

[@marciacorbin3513]

I love how they are acting like they are escorting the President of the United States! Give me a break and who in there right mind would hire his company after all the stupid shit he has done and all the bad press.

[@TheTrigga4200]

@SeriousName or they simply don't care, if I was a gang member who has a friend who died I would probably still hire them. Some people are terrible and just don't care.

[@TheTrigga4200]

@SeriousName is it though even with all the illegal stuff they do. Do you really think the people being escorted would be stopped or just the impersonators like a rolling diversion 😂, I'm just imagine a bunch of gang members hiring to them who have hella warrants and will get away😂

[@JW-zk3um]

Is there bad press or is this just on KZbin?

[@gatorhunter1]

their right mind

[@mab1ism]

I would love my funeral escort to be done by Jeremy

[@mwindanji6714]

She wants to work 2 months for free and buy her own equipment? Chiq has all the makings of a badge bunny.

[@billmcstafford1996]

She's no badge bunny. More like a badge badger.

[@jeffmac7468]

How does your comment say it's from 4 days ago when this was posted 20 minutes ago ?

[@SpenserRoger]

@@jeffmac7468 'patronage pussies' get early access.

[@sukhoifockewulf]

@@jeffmac7468 Ummm, this video has been out since Sunday

[@jeffmac7468]

@@SpenserRoger oh yeah I figured that's what it was

[@anthonygenejones6744]

The more I listen to them the smoother my brain gets...

[@carabkb]

Asking his employees for money. That's the lowest of the low.

[@wecanonlywish9194]

Ikr? Asking for 'donations'..right after he said that they wouldn't be getting paid for 2 weeks. Craziest 'business', I've EVER seen..

[@kinglawrey8948]

@@wecanonlywish9194 🤨🤔🤦🏾‍♂

[@isaned]

I would have told him "then sell the ambulance, bikes, gun belts, and all but a few cars, then you can stop asking us for money!"

[@johns.8220]

56:07 "if we stop working, it will look like we're doing what they're saying, the cops will believe they're right." That speaks VOLUMES about Jeremy's character. He's not just a child who wants to run around in uniforms he didn't earn; he's also a brat who can't stand being told he's wrong.

[@malonedickridesagain3998]

agreed, when he says "thats not even me" while he is on the phone with his wife and mom... that drives me nuts. he is a living breathing Eric Cartman....

[@frankpitochelli6786]

He's a man child wannabe cop and military officer....he wants to be held in a hero's regard so bad that he's become delusional. I think his upbringing had something to do with his adulthood. Did mom spoil him and not control him properly...??? He just has mental issues....simple as that.

[@jamiethompson1008]

​​​@@frankpitochelli6786I read somewhere that when he was in highschool he drove around in a car that looked like a cop car. He even had lights on it. I bet he had all the girls with a car like that. Hahaha

[@danimalmx3]

“Let’s post it on our website” “We don’t have a website” 😂🤣😂😂😂😂

[@spaghetti9845]

oh they do.. it's riddled with spelling and grammar errors.

[@danimalmx3]

Spaghetti I never bothered to check. It was just funny hearing it lol

[@troyanthony6526]

We have a "web page" 😭😭

[@VPRlover]

I just discovered this whacko recently. This is so much info. I’m Loving it. This guy is horrible !!!!! But I cant stop.

[@jennieconnolly9328]

I’ve been watching him for awhile and here I am watching these uploads again. Lol His content never disappoints!!

[@ifellicantgetup]

Does anyone else notice that they are pretty much ignoring the girl in the video? To be honest, she does not have anything of value to say but they are being pretty rude.

[@MapleStMedia]

She's so annoying.

[@ifellicantgetup]

@@MapleStMedia Agreed. She keeps trying to speak and everyone just ignores her. Heh...

[@shustyrackleford_710]

Clicked on the thumbnail just to find if it was a girl or boy

[@HxCMusicMaster]

I kinda feel bad for her. Seems like these are (sadly) the people she's closest with. She's obv not very bright.

[@themanwins8102]

She would get more attention if she was taking their coffee and donut order!

[@Arkrilok]

I used to escort funerals off-duty when I was a police officer for extra money every once in a while. It was the most insignificant, least thought through thing I did. I literally can’t imagine having an hour-long meeting discussing funeral escort strategies, this is mind blowing to watch.

[@NickanM]

You don't get it. _This is really dangerous special operations funeral processions, ok?_ 🤪👍

[@jaketd6262]

You haven’t jumped into Fallujah have you

[@idorus]

i know and ive never heard of it before this guy. its crazy he found this random job to live out his power trip police fantasy lmaoo

[@phyllisirwin5660]

Thx for ur service! Sadly cops r trying to save these clowns lives. Reminds me of high school of how I thought of cops. Frontal lobe hasn't developed here. So many red light runners, rd rage etc. JD just doesn't see whole pkg. He should go on a ride along & see dead children or hurt or abused, oh he already has cuz he did it. Whoops, but u know, not make believe.

[@littlepieceofleatherbossem7651]

Hole you never heard of excort funeral I see them alot at every single funeral but it's only one limousine driving tho girl and he was hired through the funeral director. NVR have I saw an sick organization neither!! But he got obsessed with it but girl where he get all that cash to buy all the bikes and cars?

[@ethanboyd7843]

"If your event is not escorted by Metro State, don't bother inviting me."

[@ethanboyd7843]

citation needed

[@thorodin6686]

Agree

[@ethanboyd7843]

@Modustollens1 Lemme hear the Metro say 'Whoooooa" ;) You're the man

[@durtygroove]

Dude he's talking about being careful and snitches AS HE'S RECORDING. These dudes impersonate cops, friends, decent people... WOW.

[@silkyjohnson4519]

Real talk

[@davidestremera6003]

Meeting in parking lot is very professional 👌

[@91spw]

Like Jeremy said: You don't do buisness meetings at McDonalds...you do them in the mall parking lot.

[@thedude7081]

The 10 people who disliked this video all work for “Metro State”

[@mattd2026]

Honestly might be

[@mikesch7672]

Sounds like they "volunteer" at metro state.

[@Juamo-tn8we]

THE DUDE 😂 true story

[@johnfaulkner6423]

They aint got ten people. Jeremy's wife got fifteen email accounts. (She actually liked with 5 of them.)

[@whatabouttheearth]

This is their video, this is actually the least dumb I've seen yet. Its all bullsh*t

[@Realauntmeme]

That girl said "What about vests? They're for our protection. If I get hit..." They must escort some crazy ass funeral processions if you got to worry about getting shot. These people are something else. Larpers.

[@RustyZipper]

These are high risk funerals

[@FloorItDuh]

@@RustyZipper BS, this isn't Afghanistan where you are going to get ambushed by AQ during a funeral. The only and I mean ONLY time it might be a "high risk" is if it is a gang related funeral and if that is the case there will be real police involved with real guns. Not fake pepperball guns. No one is going to mow down grannies funeral. I'm so tired of this "high risk" nonsense because it's the flimsy justification that Dewitte and his little band of merry men use as a justification for their behavior. If you want to be a cop that bad go be one provided there is nothing legally stopping you. I had the same kind of gripe's about people who always wanted to talk about how they "could have joined the military." The reality is if you truly want to do something you are going to be smart and find a way to do it. That goes for anything in life. People who walked the walk just did it. They didn't talk about how they were going to do it, or fake like they did it, they just went out and did it. Jeremy is a compulsive liar who manipulates and dupes the minds of the ignorant into believing his story thus perpetuating it. The problem that all of this centers around IS him. He specifically twists information, distorts the truth, omits pertinent facts, and arranges information in a convenient way so as to benefit him. Dewitte attempts to "operate" behind a concept of obfuscation which is why his stories have inconsistent details. He never was a cop, never did public service, was never in the army, and has no sort of professional training at all. If you really seek the sorts of "action" he like's to pretend he takes part of then there are ways you can get that real action but it involves risk and sacrifice. None of that what people like him are willing to do because all of that is hard. It's like wanting to be rich without putting any of the effort in required to do so. There's no such thing as a free ride.

[@FloorItDuh]

@Skratch Rapture Ah, thanks for clarifying. I'm not too familiar with all the details behind the whole situation but it's entertaining at the least to dig into.

[@zone2630]

They’re talking about hi viz vests

[@jsphlml]

She was very clearly referring to being struck by a vehicle.

[@johnfaulkner6423]

That girl thinks that the more times you start a sentence with "technically" the smarter you are.

[@Goofiest-Goober0h]

Technically shes not wrong

[@monicascott2354]

@@Goofiest-Goober0h It's not funny when you try too hard.

[@phreak761]

@@monicascott2354 Technically you may be right.

[@xenophagia]

@@monicascott2354 what are you even talking about? Technically, you're the one coming off as a try hard.

[@cheapskateaquatics7103]

She has to feel important some how

[@sammurphy3343]

The dude recording is literally protecting the public.

[@coreybrown964]

All these guys seem like they are Secretly Recording each other. lol

[@JudahIsrael]

Yeah they do😂

[@546people]

Underrated comment

[@z.r0.m_0n]

The way that guy in the Rick and Morty shirt is holding his phone he definitely is 😂

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

They are all different agencies in a sting operation and none of them know the other is undercover

[@canadaarm165]

Yes in order to work for Metro - State you have to be as solid as a soup sandwich.

[@yourock3794]

Wow, he has this girl under his thumb... "I'm short 2,000 dolla..." "I'll work 2 months for free!"

[@yourock3794]

@H N Jeremy:"I dont have enough money for gas..." Brainwashed Girl "I'll pay for your gas, mortgage, car payments, and for all the equipment we need"

[@XclusiveSpartan]

My question is she hot tho?

[@FrankieHustla]

She said she's a minor. Plus she looks "gender neutral" lol

[@ns0557212]

@@XclusiveSpartan is Raina hot? Have you seen... type in RAINA WHERES MY BADGE!?!

[@jeffmatteo2854]

No she looks like a dude. That’s “ her “ on the left

[@SlyMattyMcfly]

“Listen. At the end of the day, here’s the thing.” - Jeremy

[@maliklotto7982]

😂😂😂😂

[@zeusdetro8173]

Lol when did he say that 😂

[@matej4439]

"You Know whats funny is is" . - Jeremy

[@maliklotto7982]

@@matej4439 😂😂😂

[@myquest666420]

“Okay I see what you’re saying, but let me ask you this…”

[@lilstorm7162]

I never thought I’d listen to an hour and some minute long meeting about a bunch of young adults and a couple old dudes discussing how to legally look like a police officer but here I am.

[@Christinebanks11]

Welcome to the club .

[@pebmets]

I wonder if Jeremy's attorney needs to take an aspirin or a stiff drink every time one of these videos come out.

[@weenfain2321]

His initial attorney fired him for irreconcilable differences lol you know it’s bad when your attorney fire YOU and doesn’t even want your money 🤣💀

[@darrenwinham]

He won't be his attorney for long if Jeremy has no money.

[@Guntherdagustapo]

Better call Saul

[@vanishingpoint5248]

pebmets his attorney gonna be living in a mansion with all the legal fees!

[@johnm9196]

Probably needs to do a line of blow first and after

[@limpfinger12]

These kids are enamored with him. He's like a more degenerative Charles Manson

[@JCtwelvefortytwo]

Bro i was thinking the same thing these young impressionable people probably in their early twenties probably think they are doing something right when in reality their commiting crimes and endangering people by following this mans recluse behavior.

[@Snubrevolver]

@@JCtwelvefortytwo Didn't the kid from the "Metro Snitch" video have a record of grand theft?

[@misterslats]

Charles Manson had charisma. J-bone not so much.

[@soultosqueeze1853]

They are enamored with the drama...

[@Hallahanify]

I think they get off on the police impersonation just like Jeremy.

[@edp3202]

Jeremy loves being in charge taking care of drama. He loves it. He cannot function without drama.

[@aandrews9141]

Which is the EXACT reason he is in all these various messes. He has no one to blame but himself!?! He is one of the few crazies in this world that could take something like funeral processions and turn it into a chaotic event that ends in felonies of sorts!!! When people are addicted to drama in the ways he is, they end up in all sorts of messy situations, yet are too damn narcissistic to see that they need to blame themselves and no one else.

[@donkeyslayer4661]

He will get some drama in prison.

[@edp3202]

@@donkeyslayer4661 a lot in prison. Was he sentenced.

[@kittykatBflat]

Canadian here. Never had an issue getting to a funeral without an escort. What a useless service.

[@codyg727]

You obviously don’t live in a big ass city like we do then 😂😂 Canadian? You must live deep in the maple woods

[@MarkFugitive-]

There's a reason these are used in FL and one or two other states. Intelligence or lack there of ​@@codyg727

[@TexasMagnolia]

This girl has drank the whole gallon of kool-aid!

[@ryant32u]

He says “gotta stop using the sirens”. Pretty sure he said that he never used them or saw people use them.

[@isaned]

I love how.they keep burying themselves pick and shovel.

[@phyllisirwin5660]

Truth always comes out in the wash, even after being stuck on spin cycle. Just wait till JD starts losing his memory, he will be even funnier. Cat will always be out of the bag while he denies there was even a bag or a cat. Just like his reflection of himself in window, THAT'S NOT ME! But worse.

[@DavidCipolloneOfficial]

It amazes me that not just him, but his entire crew are literally trying to be as much of a cop as possible without being an actual cop.

[@AboxofMonsters]

These are glow stick kids their parents never bought them G.I. Joe’s. That’s the problem

[@brandonsalazar6725]

Right lol and it's real not fake genuine

[@AboxofMonsters]

@Tilc Rekcil lol 😂 that would make a good movie plot. I had a police woman give me a ticket and i took it to court and she showed up dressed like she was going to a club with knee high black leather boots and i lost of course she was hitting up on me got behind me in line to pay my fine ($300 so i was not happy ) i wanted to take her out for sure she was hot but she was so forward while i was so pissed i just turned my back on her lol now i look back i could have healed my grudge She would have liked that so i was just ignoring her. Prob could have got her to pay my ticket to. She would have She was waiting for me to go to work Waiting with her radar gun. 😛

[@AboxofMonsters]

@Tilc Rekcil oh god that makes it a scary movie 😆corn fed some are ok no amazons or bigbones. Lol

[@isabellavillanueva4639]

It’s really fascinating isn’t it? Like how can people be this stupid?

[@anna2chainz]

That girl is seriously getting on my nerves 😂😂😂

[@SallyMars]

Pick me pick me

[@dfazen89]

The young girl sounds just like my sister and how she always acted brainwashed around her dirtball boyfriends 🤨

[@billmcstafford1996]

I don't think you need to worry about that "girl" being brainwashed by boyfriends. :-)

[@nicknitro4420]

@@billmcstafford1996 Yea she's not your type!

[@nicknitro4420]

@Stoned Göst She's into women trust me...

[@dfazen89]

@Stoned Göst this!

[@madtrucker0983]

She's confusing me. She keeps making comments about her tits and nipples being hard to get the guys to pay attention to her. But she talks about having a girlfriend.

[@nachowifi9674]

I get the warm and fuzzies every time I get a notice that Real World Police has more content on Motor 1. LMAO!!

[@greglambert4424]

Motor 1 wtf lol

[@aphysique]

Metro State.....👎😁

[@jonathanorellana9506]

Lol facts😂

[@jenniferfree4144]

It's like Christmas!

[@meachymouse4978]

Jeremy: “Got to stop using the sirens” Also Jeremy: “We never use sirens, I’ve never seen anyone use it”

[@ussarng4649]

Its hard to see anyone using a siren, you've got to hear them using a siren.

[@uschurch]

You mean airhorns??

[@carolynbenjamin6578]

Lol

[@MM-rr1kp]

metro state website clearly statea they are equipped with sirens

[@jonathanrice1070]

It happened but “That wasn’t me!”

[@EscoThaDon626]

Even the way Jeremy dresses while off work looks like an off duty cop. Under Armor everything, the overly bent brim 😭🤣

[@ts9216]

Isn’t it crazy how much he’s studied police he’s literally got it down to how they dress outside of work lmfao

[@weenfain2321]

Growing up in the country, the bent brim if from grabbing it with one hand to take off. Every hat I’ve ever had and all my family has a heavily bent bill. It would be embarrassing almost if your hat isn’t on a farm. Idk why that’s seen as anything to do with LE it’s really not at all. A lot of people even use to bend the bill on purpose which is fine. More comfortable. Then the SnapBack flat bill became popular. I wouldn’t base much of anything off anyone’s bill of their hat lol

[@Quietaskept3]

So the police told him who was snitching on him and he didn't believe them. Now the snitch is recording and they joke about it. 😂🤣

[@STUDIO99MUSIC]

They’re coughing up donuts laughing at him

[@motorone3580]

Was someone at this meeting snitching ? who is it

[@xxkillerkane420xx8]

Lol is that real motor one or a motor one impersonator? The plot thickens

[@xenophagia]

@@xxkillerkane420xx8 The impersonator of the impersonator. The best one at that..

[@lagon7830]

Thats a common strategy. Make people think a few people are flipping to try and get em to spill the beans, it usually works. When it doesn't, you can flip one of em and they are cemented into the group. Its perfect.

[@thomasrose5072]

We know the female isn't a snitch because she would have talked about being a snitch when she was done talking about everything else.

[@JR-ol7wi]

Legit made me laugh.

[@elleelizabeth2736]

I really hope we get to see what "star" looks like one day ... I think someone used that name for her

[@Snubrevolver]

@@elleelizabeth2736 The camera briefly pans to her at 1:01:09, wearing her famous hoodie

[@carolinerowles5951]

She sounds so desperate it makes me cringe 😟

[@elleelizabeth2736]

@@Snubrevolver thank you!!!

[@wbtre]

Her thinking... I wonder where she didn't go to law school... "that's against the law", "they can't do that", "yes we can"....

[@billmcstafford1996]

That "girl" is annoying AF.

[@icannotpretend5834]

@Kate Kat Yes! She won't stfu

[@IcarusErm]

Dumber than a bag of rocks.

[@akfromak]

@Mac Mike No, I think she got it right. 😂

[@HonestTakeOnStupid]

Shes under 18. Probably hasn't finished hight school

[@leovelli7245]

Shouts to the nigga in the video not talking that clearly just need a job 😂

[@evanb0869]

They all claim they need all this stuff for protection but protection from what? Theyre escorting a funeral. It’s a dead person and a bunch of people who are having one of the worst days of their lives

[@donnalynn2]

Protection from Jeremy LOL

[@jamesoblivion]

But if Jeremy doesn't wear a vest, he'll puncture his lung!!!

[@gdaymate7316]

The Dead need shooting sometimes

[@TetraResinstone]

I agree I don’t understand it at all

[@masshole8519]

Those "high risk" funerals duh

[@aremnant3937]

What a bunch of strange people.

[@cervuscanadensis5634]

It’s Florida

[@uol1051]

Surprised af this isn't Ohio.... Just sayin'.

[@bigr3895]

Why on Earth do they need a duty belt and bulletproof vest to escort a funeral. ???

[@spaghetti9845]

Because of their 'high risk' funerals... duh!

[@MrJruta]

Zombies and stuff

[@mmdaisylover64]

Big R 3 and HANDCUFFS !

[@josephdupon799]

For the criminals they have to arrest.

[@cee_bee5439]

Cause dead people are so unpredictable these days

[@t0ny1189]

Here in Michigan I've never seen a funeral "escort"...usually a procession consists of usually limos in front and all of the cars have little flags that say "funeral" and they just stay together

[@VPRlover]

Exactly ! We don’t do that here in Michigan. Lol

[@Rexjunett]

"We have to be taken seriously" To late for that Hoss...

[@armabearo]

This man is literally the definition of a content gold mine.

[@itheuserfirst3186]

Jeremy stating the the funeral homes were going to hold a press conference honoring him. LOL!

[@SoulforSale]

cop killers are the real heros

[@JustaMomnFamily]

I haven t seen any of those videos

[@crazypolicechasesnow]

Lol!!!

[@josequervo4269]

@@SoulforSale why do you say that?

[@boatymsboatface3929]

That was a harsh comment but just compare the damage that the minuscule amount of fake cops do compared to the havoc the legions of ‘legit’ dirty cops wreak upon our communities daily across this nation. A drop in the bucket. And let me apologize now to any of this psychos victims that might be reading this comment. Injustice is injustice, and brutality is brutality no matter if the badge is real or not. Yes, this is entertaining but we’re not seeing the forest for this one disgusting tree

[@andrewbeil1799]

and these employees just love this guy, how in the world is it possible for all of these people to meet each other? from jeremy/jess to these kids throwing themselves on board with any shenanigans jeremy can come up with, its mind blowing that this group of people found each other.

[@markfrost2707]

because I have learned there are millions of people who wang to pretend to be cops. Theyre such losers for a variety of reasons--they cant be a cop....so they do eventually find him. Birds of a feather

[@salteadog33]

Flies will be attracted to a pile of shib.

[@boopah4365]

The black kid looking around like he know's he's surrounded by psychopaths.

[@hodaka1000]

Lookin for which way to run

[@howisthat9738]

He’s questioning everything he’s about to do

[@kdre7368]

yup...he dont wanna be there and he did right by keeping his mouth shut, he just wanna get his last check.

[@rustymertz]

I actually feel bad for him. You can tell he’s stuck in terrible conversation with a bunch of weirdos.

[@12beemer34]

He keeps looking around and checking his 6. It's sad when you gotta watch your back while standing in a circle of people who supposedly "got your back". 🤣

[@wolfinryan]

“If I get arrested, i can’t join the military” then GTFO of Metro State before it’s to late kid.

[@d-rose8167]

Nahhhh we don’t want a crazy person like that !

[@TheDevicemanager]

I'm a ten year navy vet this guy no way is a veteran. Je claims he is special forces and a ranger. My brother is a ranger with 160th and are baddass. This guy is a snowflake

[@amphibmarine8186]

@@academylord A ranger with an Aviation unit 🤣

[@justsomeguy4099]

@@TheDevicemanager can you explain what you mean by 160th?

[@kenanlaza8099]

@@amphibmarine8186 and my brother is CAG with a signal Battalion! 🤪😂

[@adinballas5446]

This is almost exactly how I pictured the crew who work for Jeremy.

[@jesseycutter5279]

Fucking Peter Pan man

[@donkeyslayer4661]

Except for the fact that they can speak English.

[@timotundy]

They are like Dwight Schrute’s Knights of the Night

[@adinballas5446]

@@timotundy bro holy shit that is so accurate 😂😂😂

[@mr.joseph7806]

They can drive around fast and blast the air horn

[@stevendavies804]

This meeting of The Knights of the Night is now called to order!

[@SpoonFullofStrengthChronic]

"I mean, I'd rather not get shot" How many funeral escorts are getting shot at?

[@smenard1107]

Obviously you haven’t been to a funeral in a while, shits like storming the beaches in WWII....lol

[@ashleyb119]

@@smenard1107 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@conwaysdetailing387]

@@smenard1107lol

[@edwardrinde783]

@@smenard1107 😂😂

[@mariahb3107]

@@smenard1107 best comment ever 😂😂😂

[@scoopydaniels8908]

The smartest guy there has his arms crossed and doesn't say a word.

[@jester4886]

He says a bunch of shit

[@ALetterP]

@@jester4886 lol he does a ton of talking. The older sounding voice is him.

[@alexapexgod4643]

@@ALetterP naw fam that’s me

[@Dallasman214]

He has a rick and morty shit 😂

[@jessesandburg]

​@@alexapexgod4643lmao

[@Capkirk]

He’s his own worst enemy. He made a call from the jail to one of these guys telling him to destroy evidence

[@Biggest_fan]

_He never said that in words that could hang him to be_ *real though*

[@BUTTALUV]

@@Biggest_fan lies. He said “reset the cameras” that’s obstruction of justice and tampering with physical evidence

[@rainyrealestateASMR]

It's crazy that I'm so invested in the antics of owner of a funeral escort company in Florida, halfway across the world.

[@SpankyJ]

These dudes legit made me change my mind into getting cremated instead of buried just to take 1 job away from them

[@ussarng4649]

I've really thought about these guys being funeral escorts ... some people really could use a distration from the tragedy and loss the event symbolizes. I am being cermanted and I think I'll make arrangements for a group like this to escort my procession. But one with more class ... and humourous not just funny, and better costumes and way more polite.

[@ramzel8478]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@iamthatguy-cg6jh]

Holy shit lmfao that's good bro

[@beerthug]

Nothing to take your mind off the day when your escort gets arrested! lol

[@supportyourtroopsathletes6460]

I will legit be late for my funeral if in Orlando which is not all that far away.

[@bernardhertz8381]

Why does s funeral escort service have tasers, ballistic vests, guns, handcuffs, batons , oc spray ect..🤔

[@djjeckel65]

Those dead bodies can turn in to zombies then what will they do??

[@XxMidnightToker420xX]

"High risk" bro don't you kno? They escort some "high risk" dead people.

[@tonyaviles5308]

@Paul F top flight security

[@donniesavage2051]

And why does a police officers and judges keep putting up with his s***

[@captainobvious9233]

You better figure it out real quick!

[@Here_4_comments]

These are the kind of guys who lease Harleys and think they’re the Sons of Anarchy.