Secret Service Bathroom Drama

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

"Good work, Agent 47. You left a monster of a floater. Now evacuate the premises before authorities show up."

[@enigmence]

@@user-dw9qz6jc8c “Who the fuck are you?” - Adam Smasher

[@M0nlyfans]

@@enigmence I can hear this comment and I love it. But also, they're a bot. Just report em

[@angrydoge4038]

I’m crying

[@easyBob100]

Extra points for an upper decker.

[@DaShikuXI]

The fact that i heard this exactly in the lady's voice 💀

[@reccemdown]

I think secret service reputation is going down the toilet literally

[@LakkzScratch]

@AUTTPVincent-k9p botting bot comments does not even help and its just an excuse to bot more

[@weerobot]

🤣

[@Gundumb_guy]

Damn. Actually a good pun

[@pyrinikos3477]

Omg how does KZbin not ban these stupid bots

[@kifer2594]

Since they started hiring women

[@pardinator]

remember when we thought the secret service were these super serious, highly professional agents

[@RoMaRobMarq]

I remember during the Obama administration reading an article about secret service agents driving drunk and crashing somewhere South, while on duty. Look it up. The SS during Obama’s administration were far from professional

[@matthewparker5277]

They used to be but standards have been dropping like a rock just like in the military

[@PRESENTANDACCTD4]

​@@matthewparker5277*used to be You mean there was a perception based off of propaganda your parents bought into

[@XanderRaidon]

@@matthewparker5277 Sure, you can laugh at them now. But very soon Iran, Syria and Iraq will feel the wrath of the Special Non-Binary Furry Brigade. All cis muslims beware!

[@moongloomable]

Like when they got busted for not paying hooookers in south america?

[@calebtorres9714]

I no longer believe the Secret Service are like Men in Black, rather Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

[@Nobody-ng5hc]

Paul Blart is better than those bozos

[@vlognblog.]

Slander on Paul Blarts name.

[@PliskinYT]

Hey at least Paul Blart actually protects people

[@Bboy4life_775]

LMFAOOO

[@thesilentgod7863]

That’s too much for them lol

[@astonedcanadian533]

I can barely take a shit in a public bathroom, let alone the bathroom of a business I just broke into.

[@robertnapier624]

I always save the number twos for the home bathroom. More peace and quiet.

[@drabulusdael9329]

hi i’m a real human and i also have trouble laying a log in a public area

[@Longboardguyy]

@@drabulusdael9329 who asked?

[@zaxon5732]

Excrement point😂

[@poorsocialskills]

Hi I'm a real human and I also have taking a shit in public

[@zaug1561]

The illusion that the secret service is some elite force with high standards has been completely shattered.

[@LukeDukeShoot]

First it was the secret service members doing jack when Trump nearly got his head blown off, now we got one running off to take a dump when they should be doing their job in protecting Harris. This place blows.

[@Bob-t8l]

DEI hire's are taking their toll.

[@69feet-tu6zw]

she kept the high standerd to a point by not shiting in her pants

[@kiiyll]

@@Bob-t8l just say the N word Bob, we all know it's what you're thinking.

[@JustSomeChatter]

oof.

[@someone890]

Putting tape on the camera is almost just as baffling to me. How could she not be aware that the camera records.

[@useraiaj234mp]

dei

[@snakesandstones4252]

Ah a misogynist cool ​@pancake1751

[@Almighty_DarkLord]

I think it's to deny lockpicking the lock. Not so the camera forgets she was there

[@someone890]

@Almighty_DarkLord That's entirely possible. Either way the logic was flawed from the get-go lol

[@TillyCorbin]

@@pancake1751 you are literally implying that women do not have memory, there's not really a way to know that cameras record stuff other than being told so you're just saying women can't remember being told that cameras record things

[@circuitbreaker3D]

"she did not even need toilet paper because she was busy wiping her butt with the constitution" that is poetic

[@alexgatz7667]

I goddamnit choked

[@WarFoxThunder]

LOL

[@techstorezombie9316]

I think the most telling part of this is how the Secret Service are like "We were allowed to do that, it's okay that we did that" instead of just being like "this behavior was unacceptable she's been fired". I think that's very telling and is the part people should be paying attention to.

[@shiguriyamamo6730]

Unfortunately nothing people can do about it. Governments or companies are pretty much above the law if you have the money to do so in america.

[@BrianButterworth-s4z]

Praetorian guards

[@futuristicgirl14]

@JimmyYFGA5reporting you for being a pathetic cringe bot

[@Chillieman]

Why fire the one who taped the camera?? She was covering it so the person who needed yo poo wasnt on film. Maybe it was Kamala 😅

[@drd675]

@@shiguriyamamo6730 Might makes right. Its the same rule since humans were tribal. If no one can stop you, you can do what you want.

[@MattyOYT]

Its really rare to see a 3rd amendment violation, honestly the salon owner should try and press charges for B&E.

[@jaydenkoopmans4425]

@Joseph44114to the owner of this bot, you might want to change your bots profile pic

[@notaname8140]

The government isn't quartering soldiers in the hair salon though

[@randomstuff508]

​@@notaname8140Could argue that a soldier forcing themselves into a building can be defined as "quartering"

[@thedragonborn9027]

​@@notaname8140No this still counts I think, i believe quartering is a broad definition. Unfortunately OP is still wrong, cause this is breaking and entering only i think

[@FrawgfithAmblose]

Babes and ecstasy?

[@shokthapublik]

Some random person breaks into a business: 2 YEARS JAIL TIME The government breaks into a business: "oopsies our bad"

[@StarHunter28]

"rules for thee, but not for me. you peasant."

[@MrBelles104]

Not even the first part has a lick of truth, there's a verminous excuse of a human that broke into some 20 businesses, my Grandmother's included, and he didn't even get a half a year, crime after crime, repeated offenses, 0 accountability. The sheer level of incompetence he displayed by having 2 hours of break in footage available to get him. 2 hours to break a damn door.

[@mjsock284]

Yes, the government himself broke in to use that bathroom

[@MrBelles104]

@@mjsock284 they/themself

[@shokthapublik]

@@mjsock284 what are you even talking about dude

[@zoomies7098]

Covered that camera better than they covered that sloped roof

[@WeirdDuck781]

The raw simplicity of this comment needs way more likes 😂

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

Obviously taking a dump is more important than protecting lives

[@cornnatron3030]

@@JohnWick-rh1zz well atleast more important than that live lol

[@kaik168]

I love how while taping over the camera as if to hide her identity, the agent put her head directly in front of the lens, catching a a perfect image of her face

[@justinpyle3415]

Yep. This is the level of ineptitude from the premier protection service of the entire planet.

[@XenoCleanser]

This is what you get when you prioritize diversity checklists over talent and brains: Secret service agents who can't count past 5, let alone fulfill their duties. DEI hiring is unraveling the West, much to the delight of those in power.

[@XenoCleanser]

This is what you get when you prioritize diversity checklists over talent and brains: Secret service agents who can't count past 5, let alone fulfill their duties.

[@MC4TWT]

The SECRET service. Dumbest thing I've ever seen. Where are all the real operators? These people act like mall security.

[@justinpyle3415]

@@MC4TWT real operators, the good ones, all abandoned despots ship and are "operating" in more clandestine markets. You just dont hear about it because theyre actually good at opsec.

[@DBuilds]

We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing.

[@MrWizardGG]

They deleted all ther texts after the Jan 6th insurrection because they were part of the plot

[@zeltzamer4010]

@@MrWizardGGSource?

[@MarcusJohnson-to7vr]

Pov: the CIA Everytime something weird happens

[@back-engineered]

Wrongpooing*

[@zeltzamer4010]

@@MrWizardGG Source?

[@leemangaming1020]

“Ma’am, did you poop or pee?” “I’ll have to get back to you on that one.”

[@lunalove2259]

"I'll have to refer you to the local police to answer that question."

[@treyvon5041]

lets circle back

[@Uuuumm-Im-Alex]

This comment and two replies are underrated

[@DaRealBruner]

The investigation is still ongoing, Jesus give em' a break, guys... like nine+ days?

[@marshalldunstan466]

finally an actually funny comment/thread

[@Mawkatz]

Secret Service can't even remember to lock a door. That level of incompetence is scary.

[@rayjenkins5832]

I hope the owner gets a huge payout from the illegal search and seizure violation that occured

[@edvardasps]

Man these bots are fucking pissing me off

[@kyle4563]

@@edvardaspsSame, sadly KZbin is too lazy to fix it

[@q.로지]

@@edvardaspsI saw like 30 bots having a full conversation about a crypto scam they started it saying man I’m having a bad day I wish I could earn more money and another bot replies I HAVE THE SOLUTION and others join in at the end they all gained a million each all that under a kpop video

[@namastedown]

@@edvardasps Reporting seems to do nothing too... Great website you got here, KZbin.

[@TurnTheCameraOff]

There was no search and seizure anywhere in this video. That phrase applies to agents of the government. The private ambulance company employees going in and taking the mints does not qualify as a search and seizure.

[@hranko3143]

Only the best and brightest. Taxes well spent, I'm sure.

[@the-jevster]

Don't entertain the comments above! Rage baiting for attention is the most pathetic way these edgelord trolls try to get the attention their parents forgot to give them. negative attention is still attention to these losers. Just report them and move on

[@letteringsunlight]

Nobody is talking about Mr beast suing his former employees for exposing him

[@M1stful]

​@@letteringsunlightbecause it's allegations not proven, get that slop out of here

[@ChristopherRodmell]

​@@letteringsunlight Because a lot of people are not ready for take it fully for granted just yet. It's not been fully proven just yet. Nobody truly knows what will be the outcome, because anything could happen. For now don't get your hopes up that Charlie will cover it, don't be surprised if Charlie doesn't want to cover it. I'm not ready to take it fully for granted just yet, I am literally trying to avoid any videos about the MrBeast situation, because I don't want to see it.

[@Kadskudai]

genuinely embarrasing seeing how the government contiues to fumble shit with our money

[@gmilfs]

Secret service is basically amazon package thief's level of skill.

[@GalliaUchiha]

hey! don't disparage amazon package thieves like that.

[@tonguepunchman1528]

The metal gear box user and Agent Traffic Cone would be the crème of the service though

[@infinitehexington]

well, their part of law enforcement... sort of, so idk why they would be good at the thing they wanna prevent

[@iyraspusjfzifzocyoyxyoxyoxoy]

all i can think about is her "taking a shit" while the alarm system is blaring, full of anxiety knowing you have to gtfo before the authorities arrive... wtf

[@thebluestickboy]

this type of goofy drama is way more entertaining to know about

[@chihiro32841]

damn the amount of bots on this one comment 😭

[@A-V01D]

These bots are proof of the dead internet theory.

[@anonymouscommentor411]

Anybody know why it's so hard for KZbin to quickly crack down on such obvious spam bots? Is coding such a thing really that hard or something?

[@conorclark7408]

@@anonymouscommentor411bots can be a political tool? That’s my guess why

[@Ripplistic]

@@A-V01DNo? The comment stealing bots yes but the slur ones nah.

[@seby714]

Starting an alarm to shit and eating mints while on a mission is wild

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

“Mission” used very loosely here. Secret service has become a total joke the past weeks

[@Naoto-kun1085]

​@@Lawrence_Talbot Those weren't secret service agents taking the mints, they were just ordinary cops, but it's still hilarious 🤣

[@AlphaQHard]

DEI hires. Women dont belong in this line of work

[@Nobody-df4is]

@@Naoto-kun1085 Honestly, that even makes it worse. If those cops were secret service than you have a secret service problem. Now the problem is bigger. Now we have another organization taking mints when the alarm has been set off. It is not about taking the mints, but it is about not responding to the alarm that is puzzling.

[@mromutt]

@@Nobody-df4is yeah lol they were just standing there laughing and "stealing" well the alarm is just going. Also I dont care if its a mint XD you still are taking someone property.

[@blampfno]

She was going to alert the owner, but the roof was sloped, so it was an automatic no-go.

[@harryv6752]

😆😆😆

[@mattmurdog7590]

Nahhh

[@LighterFluid96]

“You left a floater in Homelander’s toilet” -A Train

[@fi0062]

At the point the only thing required to be a secret service agent is to have a custom tailored suit, a roll of tape, and a pair of blinders.

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

AND BEING A "DIVERSE" HIRE!!!

[@retiredmushroom]

And the ability leave a huge dump

[@Invisius1]

you forgot the sunglasses

[@thomasfucillo]

Just a couple years of DEI and hiring/promoting for reasons other than merit has completely destroyed them. Seriously incredible. Makes you scared when you think of what the left has been doing to the military and whether they’d now be just as bad in a conflict.

[@marcellszucs4199]

Imagine coming home and seeing that an FBI agent is just shitting on your toilet

[@Stop_Gooning]

Minus one FBI agent...

[@rox3725]

Like an upper decker?

[@Yatukih_001]

´Hi sir I notice you´re Icelandic I need your toilet ok´? Me: ´sure´. Agent: ´sounds legit´.

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Well she entered without a warrant, didn’t announce herself, tampered with your home security, so if you live in a stand your ground state, you have a right to defend your premises.

[@andrewyoonhobai8453]

is it a blonde because they really hate the brunettes, who all equally hate the white haired women. 😭

[@TheCpadron19]

That agent definitely took a shit. You don't break into a building for a number one.

[@SohiHien]

A woman still would. Peeing outside is very inconvenient for women it's the same as taking a shit for us.

[@SorrowAvenue]

This agent was a woman. Women can‘t just whip out a tail and relieve themselves anywhere. She likely needed to pee.

[@floorpizza8074]

You do if you're a female DEI hire.

[@JustSomeChatter]

@@floorpizza8074 why the sexist tho?. male or female doesn't matter. But yeah, DEI reputation start going down with secret service too lol.

[@KurumiSimp23]

@@JustSomeChatter I dont think the comment was sexist. I think they meant that guys can just piss while standing and into a bush while women will probably have to crouch down, which isnt very comfortable to do in a bush

[@Edgeworthscravat]

I dunno why. But listening to Charlie is like being at a family function, and you're hanging out with all the cousins in the garage, maybe having a cheeky tin and the coolest cousin is just dropping random stories. And it just feels safe.

[@waffleman2934]

fr

[@ghoullyy]

weirdly parasocial thing to say

[@gmax3277]

Holy glaze 💀🫸🫷

[@gmax3277]

@@ghoullyyfr this guy is trippin

[@Sagethegay]

@gmax3277 mfers when someone expresses how they like a KZbinr:

[@epicswirl]

Ah the old “pick a lock and drop a rock” routine.

[@ungodly_mistake7327]

Ah, the good ol’ pick n shit.

[@harryv6752]

Bruh... 🤘😆🤘

[@uzbekistanplaystaion4BIOScrek]

break, enter, evacuate. a classic.

[@MattMcMatt]

You can only use my bathroom if your lockpicking level is 75 or higher

[@tornadoawe]

What was the Thieves Guild Shadowmark again? /\ ( ) \/ ?

[@rustabledeer3112]

definitely a novice lock on that br door

[@silentbanana209]

Crap, my lockpicking level is only 73, better go an a whole bunch of side quests to raise it.

[@SaintCrownMusic]

Thank God for Locksmith's Reader!

[@AQWmagertim]

better get some fortify lockpicking gear and potion then

[@theplaguegamer6216]

This is such an abuse of power and authority.They should be fired for this.

[@Stealth55555]

somethingsomething No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

[@fluffly8935]

Cry about it

[@dot.6799]

bro they used the shitter calm the fuck down

[@ChillGuySammy]

​Grow up ​@@fluffly8935

[@ChillGuySammy]

@@dot.6799 this is a crumb of a toppling political coup

[@FindSimpleGuides]

The right thing is to apologize and take responsibility, but also ensure such events don't reoccur in future. This gives a bad name not only to the individual involved but the entire agency.

[@fredrick1176]

The person should be fired and held accountable for breaking and entering. Any normal citizen would

[@Anthonyt-w6u]

Bro I wouldn't be able to shit with the alarm just absolutely blaring

[@keychain3039]

Ya gotta go ya gotta go lmao

[@insensitive919]

You just gotta relax. Take deep breaths and think of England.

[@Vashjxn]

@@insensitive919Don’t be silly, “England” isn’t real

[@largepurplemonkey]

Skill Issue

[@quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357]

@Vashjxn THATS EXACTLY WHAT A SECRET SERVICE MEMBER NEEDING TO TAKE A DUMP WOULD SAY!!!! THEY WANT ENGLAND ALL TO THEIRSELVES TO POOP IN

[@cy4n_knight_q8]

The whole US gov is taking L's like it's a Halloween candy party

[@Henatron19]

@jimmyYFGA2 nah they aint

[@andye5724]

@jimmyYFGA2 I reported you for spamming. Your channel is also made on the 9th of this year. gfy.

[@leeweesquee]

Now I have ideas for Halloween costume, coz April Fools is over

[@pdgoblue2518]

My favorite part is the secret service offering to pay for damages. Great, so in other words we are fucking paying for it

[@Rasupubegasu]

Governments are bunch of Ls.

[@AcTiveAsTro]

A "security team" leaving doors unlocked is a special kind of stupidity

[@SDragonPVP]

It’s like soldiers forgetting to wash their hands after eating

[@i_eatfoodtoo2449]

@@SDragonPVP what?

[@nod-]

@@i_eatfoodtoo2449 I second this

[@JohnHilton-dz4mi]

*wash

[@SDragonPVP]

@@JohnHilton-dz4mi misclick

[@TheBrich91]

They should have put the toilet on a 5 degree slope so the Secret Service couldn't get on top of it.

[@AliceBowie]

The owners should press charges for burglary, for stealing mints. Breaking and Entering, Burglary, Vandalism..

[@cashboymusic245]

They vandalized that toilet alright

[@unusedmonkey4435]

They were prob paid off

[@mindofericer]

Stealing mints 😂

[@DaShikuXI]

Unfortunately these people are above the law.

[@ZippingHorizon]

​@OldPopcorn-m9f Dude I don't know how many comments you have ignored, or videos you've refused to watch about it, but you replied to a bot. Do not interact with the bots, just simply report and move on.

[@Velocijoey]

I am taking a dump so this is fitting.

[@Brocsonpc]

Me too happy that theres someone else 🥲

[@ItzSneakyMinecraft]

i’m gonna eat your debris

[@hiddenperson20]

Hope it felt good

[@nemesisprime0213]

Same

[@nathanielmontalvo9219]

Same I clicked on this video the moment my smooth buns hit the toilet seat

[@LFPGaming]

tampering with surveillance systems should be a crime. i once took my car into a mechanic, and they disconnected my dashcam (obviously without my permission), and when I got my car back, it absolutely STANK from weed smoke, but when I complained, they just shrugged and said the mechanic denies smoking in my car... fxcking guy was probably hotboxing my car, and then I had to pay to have it deep cleaned afterwards because I can't drive with children in the back, while the car smells like it just came back from a weed festival

[@CalebTheFish]

Damn I'd be so mad

[@ItsReallyJackBlack]

It is a crime. Everything they did was criminal. They are Democrats. they are above the law

[@CalebTheFish]

@@ItsReallyJackBlack I don't remember this being political 🪦

[@tokyotheplug8663]

⁠@Joseph44114 wtf do you mean capable of consent

[@snazzynasty1493]

Wonder if KZbin will delete my comment before the fuckin bot running around talking about euthanasia for fucmin comedy. Get your shit together YT. Idiots.

[@stevemaricar4350]

Actions speak louder than words, this scenario strongly suggests intrusion rather than implied consent. This incident seriously questions the professionalism of the Secret Service.

[@Mattson402]

The wild thing to me is I googled the location on Google maps and she's downtown. Directly across the street was an American Legion Hall and a block up the road was the courthouse and some open restaurants. It just makes no sense. I could understand if she really had to go but in that 2 minutes she had before she got the chair she could've gone somewhere else.

[@bongbing00]

THIS IS SPECULATION, but not sure if it was some sort of political motive, knowing she is assigned with Kamala she does something outlandish so the bad press still gets rubbed onto Kamala? or she lied on her resume

[@bossdoor]

“I’m stepping away from drama” Charlie when secret service bathroom:

[@HollowDog5899]

Dang, 4 bots

[@Shemiryy]

he can't help it! he's only human

[@matthewtheking8989]

U got raided bro my condolences

[@Vaea4]

what he probably meant was negative drama

[@hlhsdad]

🚨WARNING🚨 BOTS HAVE BEEN DETECTED IN THIS REPLY SECTION. PLEASE REPORT THEM AND GIVE THEM NO ATTENTION 🫡 HUMANS WILL WIN THIS WAR ⛳️

[@Chodaboy65]

It's disappointing that the business owner accepted such a lame-ass apology. Your CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS were violated!

[@cindybrooks9150]

They probably threatened her.

[@DexSybaris]

This comment 🤮

[@Anon_Spartan]

You just have to grin and bear it when the guys who fuck you over have more guns than you.

[@bagggers9796]

Lucky for the authorities, the constitution is some ink on a piece of paper and will not physically prevent one from picking locks and shitting in public places.

[@dragonlord0784]

​@@DexSybarisYour mom 🤮

[@natecus4926]

I know that every time I’m allowed to go somewhere, I make sure to cover all cameras, pick the lock, and leave the alarm going

[@uasakura]

I'm loving how Charlie is going back to what he used to cover, just goofy news where I would not have known otherwise

[@hiruyow8073]

CHARLIE IS A SILENT PROTECTOR OF MR BEAST

[@-M1m1-]

​@@hiruyow8073 Doesn't connect with secret service. And, he already made a video about it like twice.

[@uasakura]

@@hiruyow8073 I understand that it is odd that Charlie calls out others, and shy from Mr Beast drama. I think its is cuz Charlie has a personal connection with Jimmy, so hes not comfortable talking about it. And with all these dramas these days, it can be mentally draining.

[@thecatrizable]

​​@@hiruyow8073 really now

[@SinisterLeviathan]

Idk why there's speculation when he already said he's stepping away from drama before the Mr. Beast stuff dropped.

[@matthewtheking8989]

“How penguinz0 destroyed the secret service”- internet anarchist

[@matthewtheking8989]

@@thecursedthornAUTTP thank you officer

[@Stop_Gooning]

@@matthewtheking8989 Yeah, that was also a spam bot.

[@memyselfandi1939]

You missed “How penguinz0 destroyed Oreos”

[@matthewtheking8989]

@@memyselfandi1939 how penguinz0 destroyed moistcr1tikal

[@blending_in]

​@@memyselfandi1939I'm sure that video is up by now

[@VygoUwU]

"secret service bathroom" sounds like a MrBean episode

[@everia_games]

Bean 😏

[@everia_games]

Who's your pfp

[@VygoUwU]

@@everia_games HannahOWO

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[@JakeDelanois]

I can't decide if this is a comedy or a tragedy. Does the ends justify the means or should there be accountability irrespective of your position?

[@Pokehalomon]

Bruhhhh there is literally a Dunkin Donuts and Burger King 5 mins away, they could of used instead of taking all that extra time lolol

[@anakinsbae]

no fr I live in that area too

[@offdabeatz]

@Pokehalomon Or the Bathroom in the Colonial. I mean, just go in the center of town square like all the other addicts.

[@Variable-el7ot]

The colonial has bathrooms. Is the secret service too good to use public bathrooms? Not to mention there were other public OPEN places across the street.

[@moe4138]

secret service bathroom situation is insane press upload

[@tatzecom]

@@AUTTP_FandomLover-e5t good bot

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Considering this is the same agency that can’t handle a slightly sloped roof, I’m not shocked. These female agents just keep clowning themselves

[@Skelterbane69]

Am I the only real person in this comment chain?

[@idkaname123]

@@Skelterbane69now you are not

[@Skelterbane69]

@@idkaname123 Ok good

[@Sonicbuster756]

Secret Service just be letting anyone in huh

[@GrimDim]

Dei hires

[@cryptiddy]

@@GrimDim more likely nepotism from what I've learned

[@_DMNO_]

​@@cryptiddy Sure buddy.. whatever let's you sleep at night.

[@JannieDaMannie]

​@@_DMNO_ What kind of hullabaloo reply is that? Nepotism happens everywhere, you're probably the agent that broke in. 😅

[@patrickkinnear8625]

​@@cryptiddynepotism happens, but it doesn't explain the 30% female agent quota that the ss is required to fill.

[@itsporter]

They had to cover the camera so they could sneak the aliens thru there

[@Sybist]

The Secretion Service is actually a laughing stock at this point

[@johnwrath3612]

I mean they’re apparently paramedics and third parties who were just working with the secret service locally. They do that everywhere. I’ve been stopped and hassled by Honolulu Police several times at the beach and on my own street when Obama was in town. One time I was at a garage sale across the main road about a 5 minute walk from my house. I bought a couple things then headed back and found HPD blocking off the street to cars and people. Got stuck on the other side for over an hour until his motorcade went by. Ironically in this case, I was heading home because I had to take a shit. Couldn’t even cross the street to the shopping center to use a public toilet. I was stuck on the residential side trying to squeeze it in. I barely made it. Barack Obama almost made me shit myself in public. Thanks Obama. If those HPD officers had broken into the hair salon at the shopping center to use the bathroom, is that the secret services fault? Not really. I have no love for the secret service or any law enforcement agency, fuck them all. But if this was a third party I’m not sure I get why they’re being blamed.

[@the_real_slim_gabey]

@Joseph44114 someone check bro’s hard drive

[@the_real_slim_gabey]

@@johnwrath3612bro did u see the joseph dude’s comment plz report that mf

[@hazyrays994]

they seem to have been slacking lately

[@the_real_slim_gabey]

@@hazyrays994 why are we all ignoring the joseph guy’s comment

[@soulechelon2643]

You'd think these secret service folks would stop and ponder for a moment just how currently bad their reputation is, and then maybe choose NOT to potentially make it worse.

[@justinpyle3415]

Despots will be despots.

[@sweetreamer5101]

It's intentional. They're playing into the incompetence angle so they don't look complicit.

[@asnailwithpizza9724]

​@@sweetreamer5101 Ah, I see. Then soon they'll play the "defunding" ploy because the President thinks this is a complete fucking waste of resources to have an organization that are acting as petty criminals protect them.

[@Gravitino900]

They dont have to. People are stupid enough today to ignore this and still trust them

[@Eskii_NZL]

Makes you wonder how often this kind of stuff happens without us knowing. If they can so confidently do this kind of stuff in broad daylight while knowingly on camera what do you think they would do “behind closed doors” k

[@pillzdestroyer]

Life is starting to feel like we’re living in Rick & Morty’s galactic television

[@kc_jones_gaming]

Not only do they not read the comments. They don’t read the recent events and continue to use the Beast logo. 💀

[@Thirstylion314]

And what party is in charge for the last 4 years!?!???? It’s (D)ifferent

[@gyrozeppeli4862]

@@Thirstylion314 things have been goofy for longer than 4 years

[@pancake1751]

USA is* the rest of the world is normal besides that shit hole

[@K12machinima]

⁠​⁠@@gyrozeppeli4862Bah, just a crotchety, old Boomer who pry stares at the sun. They’re pry supported by our tax money, too, so let him stew in his little echo chamber, and report him for spam.

[@kimbonice]

People are missing the sign on the door that says "You can only enter this business if you successfully pick the lock." The mint is a reward. It is one of the rarest, most delicious mints in the world and only those deserving of the title of "master lockpick" shall taste it.

[@SHMOUSEY86]

They need to rebrand to "The Service" because they clearly can't handle the 'secret' part at this point.

[@88balloonsonthewall70]

They should probably remove the ”service” part too!

[@davidthecommenter]

@@88balloonsonthewall70 gosh, i hope the doesn't come after me.

[@DarkXWolf17_MD]

​@@88balloonsonthewall70 'the

[@SafetyFirstToolFans.94]

Have the individuals been identified? ....or are you just assuming because everyone else is saying they are?

[@SHMOUSEY86]

@@SafetyFirstToolFans.94 who?

[@disifns3108]

so true bestie *pisses on floor aggressively**

[@FlowerFumo]

"Oh hey Babe" *SHITS AGGRESSIVELY*

[@rychemicalromance]

NO.

[@shubashuba9209]

The fact that secret service could make so many excuses for breaking and entering and covering the camera with tape makes me wonder if they lie on all their reports about their intentions and actions.

[@aarontooth]

I always knew there was a government conspiracy to sneak into my bathroom and do big poops.

[@fabian6087]

Reminds me of the guy who broke into a canadian cupcake store super drunk, stole a trey of cupcakes, tried to clean up the glass and then just left. The owner didn't even press charges, just made special cupcakes with orange sunglasses like the culprit was wearing and called them something like Criminal Ambition.

[@HeyitsBri_]

That’s hilarious 😂

[@CarpeNutella]

He also came back and apologized and paid for the broken windows and cupcakes.

[@SIsReal]

It's like they're trying to have to worst reputation possible

[@illumistration]

I'll never understand the concept of walking up to a camera while in plain view, and then obscuring it.

[@A6Legit]

Neither will they

[@Missunderstood103]

She has the arrogance of agency identity believing she is protected, but covered the camera so it couldn't record her actually breaking in. She didn't bother to turn off the alarm, lock the door after leaving, or even flush like a normal person does. She _wanted_ the owner to know she was there. She's proud of what she did, and she marked her territory. She needs to be fired and prosecuted.

[@bobafett4265]

I would get it if she went into the camera's blindspot and then covered the lens. But apparently nope.

[@hihyrules]

Covering up or disabling security cameras should be an immediate dismissal for any form of authorities shows obvious malicious intent

[@Stark_Lee]

at this point im honestly impressed that she knows how to pick a lock, i would have guessed she just shot it

[@sweetchildofnine6677]

Well that would involve taking gun out of holster and we've all seen those videos lol

[@StarHunter28]

​@@sweetchildofnine6677it would never return 😂

[@quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357]

Yeah but then they’ll get carried away and shoot everything, especially if you have a slightly darker skin tone

[@MrBelles104]

@@quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357 They're DEI hires, they wouldn't target darker skin tones, they'd target the easiest demographic to pick on without getting backlash from their supporters.

[@YouraverageFPSplayer]

First their secret service director can’t answer a goddamn question and now one of their agents broke into a salon to go to the bathroom, can the secret service get their shit together???

[@Jj-uv6mi]

This one couldn't neither 😂

[@RD-io6sm]

Maybe we should be asking why the secret service doesn't have their shit together.

[@MetaFanWing]

No, that’s why they went to the salon.

[@billfox847]

I love the return to form, happy you aren’t a slave to KZbin gossip

[@radrabbit011]

I can imagine the agent told the paramedics "Oh go ahead and use the salon. We have permissions. Just a heads up, the alarm is going off, but it's okay."

[@xchxia]

Obviously the alarm is the infamous poop alarm which is there to alert everyone that the toilet is hot and ready to use!

[@TominoCabana]

At least the owner knows their alarm and security cams work

[@jamby01]

But in the same vein that nothing will actually come of them activating…

[@lgh2447]

Wonder if there was an assassin in the bathroom

[@0okcin605]

The bathroom

[@thekamotodragon]

They didn't think they had permission. They're just blatantly lying to us because they probably didn't think it'd become this big of a deal, but when it did, they know they can just make something up and get away with it, no matter how obvious it is. No one can hold them accountable so they just kinda do whatever they want and rub it in your face, as we've seen repeatedly recently.

[@Matt-cu4kh]

“We wouldn’t enter without permission so the business definitely gave us permission”

[@PhoenixDawnX77]

That's all I hear. "Intelligence" govo speak.

[@XANDER.1992]

She looks like the agent who was not able to holster her weapon 😂 I won’t be surprised if she was the same person 😂

[@randomviewer2319]

thts what I thought

[@HeyitsBri_]

That’s what I thought! That woman is a menace

[@that1electrician]

She can't even holster a pistol. You think she has the brains to pick a lock? You're giving her way too much credit.

[@Shadow0fd3ath24]

"She didnt even need to use toilet paper cuz she was wiping her ass with the constitution"😂😂

[@Missunderstood103]

No. They need to be fired immediately. They think nothing of citizens, law, or the Constitution. They need to be charged with B&E. People and their property are real and they count, they matter.

[@Dave-cx3dr]

this is how all the side characters in movies and serials react to main character's shenanigans.

[@Adamc06]

This is the goofy drama news I signed up for when subscribing

[@THEGurtiest]

Same

[@NhemLee]

So they went from not preventing assassination attempts, but assassinating toilets

[@Mawkatz]

If I was that store owner, I'd be afraid for my life from now on. Always thinking the secret service is gonna break into my house or place again to take a shit, or come after me for speaking out about the incident.

[@calebfletcher1]

“ She was told that she could use it by someone with supposed authority ” SO THEN WHY DID SHE COVER UP THE CAMERA 😭

[@valeries9297]

I think they meant the paramedics that came in after the secret service agent broke in.

[@telayajackson1.0]

Even if they were to use the restroom, it's still trespassing... The shop was closed, and no one was there.

[@rawblesrawbles2337]

“Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave a floater in the salon”

[@robertfishburn8545]

When duty called, she answered. Give this woman a purple heart.

[@Meandbroafter2]

Remember when we used to make movies like "London has fallen"💀🙏🏽 Like bro they're defeated by sloped roof and poo poo time not even ai swarm drones and complex chemical attack

[@SpikeRosered]

Man, to have confidence like this lady who just decides what facilities are available to her. I can't even imagine considering this.

[@KeeganAWhite]

When you gotta go, you gotta go XD

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

fr just go shit in the bushes lol

[@toddtrisdale8866]

All they have to do is SAY they were given permission... tf can any of us do? its scary to think about

[@The.Lake.Effect]

Had she NOT taped over the camera and just walked in and used the bathroom, it would have looked less suspicious lol she put tape over the camera to block its view but in doing so she gave the camera a perfect close up view of her entire face and identity, and a reason to think she was doing something wrong.

[@Zeyek1]

but if it was just a normal citizen the whole law would be applied these "agents" are nuts

[@Honda-Broke]

The mint alarm welcoming them in to grab a mint, man you deserve all your subs idk how you come up with this stuff off the top

[@geneticallyengineeredcatgirl]

Weed

[@Honda-Broke]

@@geneticallyengineeredcatgirl shi my brains way too slow off the dank to articulate the funny stuff I think of

[@napalmballwipes]

​@GustySB pretty sure hes been sober for a few years now unless he relapsed

[@TAKEYOURCREATINE]

It was less funny now that I read this comment.

[@satzbau9185]

@@napalmballwipes oh no not a weed relapse, I will pray for Charlie

[@jesuschrist7833]

“I have permission to be in here. I just thought the sticky note would make a great addition to the furniture outside. Camera? Oh my fault. I thought it was just a rectangular black box randomly placed in the upper left corner.”

[@G33KSP34K]

Imagine if any other organization had any employee, even unknowingly, break into someone's private property, they'd go to court.

[@VygoUwU]

ah yes, I also cover every security camera when I take a poop...

[@bongbing00]

how does someone fall off this hard?

[@Free_for_some_reason]

"Tiny brain humunculus" go crazy💀

[@gohabs8918]

Homunculus*

[@Dorian_Scott]

There is absolutely no way I would be able to take a dump while an alarm is going off.

[@mgskomododragon10]

I'm reminded of John Malkovich's words when he was in Red: "I remember the secret service being tougher..."

[@portajohn521]

Idk why, but Charlie saying "Shy pooper" had me rolling XD

[@AUTTP-t1r]

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[@RealFacts639]

its not that funny

[@epicswirl]

Rick and Morty reference

[@superiorstagg]

That woman has an extremely rare opportunity to sue the Federal Government for breaking her 3rd amendment rights.

[@dogwelder2]

Unfortunately no, secret service is different from military. She can sue for 4th amendment doe.

[@HeadshotDisorder]

How would this violate the 3rd amendment?

[@Choochinc]

I swear you could not write this. A secret service agent vandalizes a business's security cameras so she can break in specifically to use the bathroom. After which the cops break in, steal mints, and also use the same bathroom. The Secret Service then responds with "nuh uh."

[@Random-sk6hm]

As a non-American, America and its politics is my personal source of entertainment

[@jocelynecupcake]

Because she's a secret service agent, she thinks she can do anything she wants... Can she even go to jail for this?