Secret Sugar Daddy & The Potential BF | Perfect Person Ep. 42

[@PerfectPerson]

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[@jenissematias6494]

The shot of you revealing you’re alone in the studio was so funny to me for no reason

[@lilred7291987]

the silence was resounding hahaha

[@jdavisjohnson3380]

Literally came to the comments as sooon as he did that. The cinematography is gold.

[@emmyemu33]

Very inside bo Burnham 😂loved it

[@alijedlicka3148]

Miles needs to up his Bluey knowledge before Julian is culturally illiterate

[@PerfectPerson]

For real

[@jonithomas192]

Bluey is the best! 😂

[@sisterspacek]

I feel like Garrett Watts as a guest would be perfect and chaotic, and you two would give very weird and wholesome advice together.

[@samantha-lamae]

YESSSS THEY HAVE THE SAME CHAOTIC BUT WHOLESOME ENERGY

[@literarymary4933]

“Squatter does foreplay in my living room” = alternate title

[@jabajabajabaa]

Miles was making too much eye contact with the camera and I kept waiting for the camera to cut to the guest

[@PerfectPerson]

SURPRISE it’s me

[@_previously]

How I can tell that Miles is a perfect person is by how much grace he gives his callers and how gentle he is with his language even if he has an opinion on the caller’s conundrum. I’ve only felt frustrated with like 2 other callers before this one and probably wouldn’t have been so gracious if someone were asking me for advice about a sticky situation like that. Ngl, Miles low key reminds me and inspires me to be kinder and more empathetic with people and their experiences. Thanks, guy. ❤

[@PerfectPerson]

This is a such a nice compliment!! Thank you so much for listening to the show!!

[@KittenCece]

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[@Abby_cat47]

Her brother ACTUALLY having sleep apnea had me dying what are the chances 😂

[@proteaoaxaca5204]

When Miles said “I don’t even have a personality, I just fill in the blank to make people feel chill, and that’s on me with part of being a people pleaser”damnnnn I felt SO SEEN Who am I? Do I really exist to make other peoples lives easier or lighter? Miles, your my mirror and my therapist. Your kid is so lucky to have the parents he has❤

[@thriftstorejunkee]

Regarding the roommate’s sister crashing for two months…your lease agreement may have a clause that states if a person stays for over two weeks, they need to be on the lease. You can blame the lease agreement and state you’re worried about breaking (going against) the lease and being evicted. 🤷‍♀️

[@MrDancingALPACA]

I definitely don’t think the first caller has done anything wrong yet, if they’re casual it’s her business tbh

[@MrDancingALPACA]

ALSO if he has any slight emotional reaction to the news PLEASE don’t mention keeping the sugar daddy around

[@megan.rose.]

Miles I truly think you can’t be a perfect person until you watch Bluey. Juju Bean needs this and so do I

[@PerfectPerson]

I must investigate

[@LyssKaua]

I was gonna say! Cuz I think Miles would LOVE Bluey. He gives off big Bandit energy 😂

[@Snow38645]

The whole comment section on this video convinced me, as a 30-something without kids, to go give this Bluey show a try

[@teamoxfordcomma]

@@LyssKaua omg that's so freaking accurate

[@Pocketsfullofcandy]

I love how right after the first call, Miles begins an ad with “A girl’s gotta eat…” Poetry.

[@bairet]

You need to have a farmer on this spring to talk about people’s gardening problems!

[@PerfectPerson]

That would be PEAK wholesome and I love it 💐🌺

[@Alice-nt4qr]

YES

[@ericaavery9382]

Me listening to the "Get Real" segment after graduating from my PhD from Johns Hopkins after slaving away for 7 years on it and having zero life because I lived in the lab but still got paid $30,000 a year and we're constantly told we're never good enough 😭💔 Miles healing us one burnt out American at a time

[@smithmarina970]

Congrats🎉,proud of you!!

[@zoiechan9567]

Bro you’re my Jesus Christ thank you so much for your work

[@CRF0510]

Congratulations on such an achievement and hugs! Thanks for all your dedication ❤

[@ericaavery9382]

Thanks all! 😅

[@Namite0001]

I love that Miles will laugh at his own talking as if a guest also laughed with him. Now it kind of feels like I'm the guest 😂❤

[@GreenGiant96]

Bluey is a great kid's show out of Australia, but it's super popular with people in their 20s and 30s (regardless of having kids). It's a good wholesome stress free show

[@RebekahFinley]

When I’m stressed out I take a bath and watch Bluey because it’s so calming and funny

[@GreenGiant96]

​@@RebekahFinley it's the best

[@El1society]

oh wow so it’s the new mlp? 😅

[@chweescake]

3 minutes in, and honestly, i am here for this energy

[@PerfectPerson]

Thank youuuuuuy

[@chweescake]

13 minutes in: the motion sensor UPS THE VIBES ! 😎🤏

[@kikameister]

0:58 The wide shot of the empty room 😂😂😂

[@JackHammer503]

Today we're all the freelance sidekick

[@anujagalagali9068]

You and Sarah NEED to watch Bluey with baby Juju! It's a must-see Miles!

[@grllwrfr]

as a recovering professional grudge holder, that third call (cruise) was like a trip down memory lane lol - down to the disconnected/vague reasons for disliking the person and holding onto 4 year old betrayals. loved your very compassionate and even-keeled advice miles! would also add: part of burying the proverbial hatchet is letting go of your instinct to find things to dislike/be annoyed about. there's no reason to let this old history ruin or hinder what could be a super fun vacation. best of luck to that caller

[@alainaorow2219]

hi! i'm that caller and i wanted to say thank you so much for your advice! you're 100% right, looking for things to get mad about is what can stop a person from making amends. I'm looking forward to making it a fun trip!!

[@grllwrfr]

@@alainaorow2219 you're very welcome - i hope you have an amazing time!

[@cruztastrophe]

MILES DOESN'T KNOW BLUEY AND I AM AGHAST. Start watching Bluey with your son! It's the most emotionally intelligent kids show ever and you will cry at every episode!

[@danielleharwood9783]

This is Miles' descent into chaos

[@norielli12]

Omg the girl whose sisters giving handys in the living room even having the nerve to bring people over and then think she has the place or space to put her problems onto others that have nothing to do with her priorities while making everyone uncomfortable is BAFFLING!! She should be worried about fixing her credit and getting tf out not hooking up. I think the sister that allowed her to move in knew her issues and figured everyone would just deal with it. Crazy wild. 😂

[@Harry-ts2qo]

Miles please bring your parents on as guests for an episode!

[@jjbeans2618]

Ohhh my goodness, great idea!

[@oliviajaze8323]

Miles you are a dad now. Start watching Bluey.

[@courtneyogtravel]

I kind of want to answer the cruise question, as long as yall aren't in a room together and depending on the ship, there's so much to do that you probably wouldn't even see each other until dinner. Now excursions may be a little different but you definitely don't have to be with her all the time.

[@iiEaTuNiCoRnS]

The best part of waking up is Perfect Person… in my cup? 🤣❤️

[@PerfectPerson]

HI ITS ME THE LITTLE GOBLIN IN YOUR CUP

[@heejs6100]

The camera cutting to show the full set (and the empty couch) to show that Miles is alone kills me every time.

[@lautz123]

Just so you know, the girl said her real name during the cruise story, not sure if you meant to bleep that or not. Love the episode!!! ❤️

[@katiex3171]

end segment had me sobbing. i’m in my first year of university and already having to choose between working to make rent and having the free time i need, and making compromises about my future career path. i want to be a teacher so badly, and it’s the job that would give me the most satisfaction, but i worry about meeting the base needs of my future kids and giving them a comfortable life so i Know i’ll end up working a well paid job that i barely enjoy. it fucking sucks, and it’s really good to hear other people sharing the same concerns and being also pissed about it. loved the episode sm this week, thank you for all you do and the joy you bring to our lives :)

[@TheEminemfan10]

That last bit damn near made me cry. Because I would love to have more time with my children, with my granddaughter… doing things that make me feel complete.. like gardening to feed my family.. but I work like sometimes 60 hours a week and it physically drains me. Anyway Be kind always no matter. Much LoVE 🙂

[@gmj-h]

Potential missed opportunity to ask the first caller ("sugar baby") to understand the level of detail their potential boyfriend has shared about their casual partners/relationships ... would definitely recommend that they prioritize understanding and communicating their expectations with one another before getting more involved/invested

[@wendycook6895]

Bluey is so cute it'll make Sarah cry for sure... Lol You need to watch it.

[@twicerae06]

bluey kate here. miles it went so crazy.. i think we are good now but jessuuussss.

[@BlueMoon3l3b]

Oooh more details please

[@twicerae06]

she said “do you like need money? are you short cash? why do you think you need to bother my sister when she stays in my room??”

[@callmejoeben]

@@twicerae06 omgggg. I hope it’s better by now

[@makenziegleason5737]

I got so excited that this would be a wrecking ball crew episode but a solo flight is fun too!

[@PerfectPerson]

Wrecking ball crew is coming BACK in two weeks, don’t you worry

[@daydreaam473]

That last part had me crying, Miles 😭 it really is the heartbreaking reality for so many

[@robynlindsey5969]

This segment of Get Real was so real, Miles- you're a blessing, wanna call my mom and give her the same schpeal?

[@henhonk]

Love the solo episodes, whenever Miles cracks himself up, it cracks me up

[@Abhi-wl5yt]

Miles, I cannot stress how meaningful the Get Real segment on this one is. I really appreciate it!

[@lilred7291987]

Miles, your advice about dealing with a former friend/family friend and going on the cruise is absolutely spot on. I wish I had known this in my mid to late 20s. Eventually its all water under the bridge. Time might not heal all wounds but it can lessen them and just simply be a lesson that had to be learned.

[@alexdv9960]

Solo episodes hit different ❤

[@goldenglove99]

Miles, you HAVE to watch bluey. It’s what got me through writing my master’s thesis.

[@sydney4377]

If you told me that Miles recorded this at 4am with 0 hours of sleep for the past 3 days I'd be like yeah that makes sense

[@avao]

The pauses are 100x funnier with no one else there 😂😂😂

[@falltowinter]

For Secret Sugar Daddy - I think it's probably more likely that the boyfriend would be OK with the sugar daddy situation IF he is comfortable with polyamory (which doesn't technically sound like what they're currently practicing, but you won't know until you talk about it). I feel like it's less likely that a sugar daddy would want to continue paying her rent/buying her big ticket items if she gets married. But he might still be happy with business trip companionship now and then - you never know. Miles is absolutely right in recommending she dole that information out in pieces.

[@tawnyew]

Bluey is one of the best kids shows I've seen in a long time. It's very authentic, touching and hilarious

[@katyintexas90]

these miles solo eps are some of my favorites. the jokes, the direct eye contact w the camera. it’s all amazing and I laugh so much 😂

[@sundaesorceress]

That wide shot hits different this episode lmao

[@terrarosa8181]

Bluey is legit the best kids show. Even for an adult. It's super soothing. Miles you would definitely enjoy it with your little one. ❤️

[@SanzariMichaela]

Best Get Real thus far. Crushing it, Miles. Glad there are future generations being raised by people like you.

[@sierravalentinee]

49:03 AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT A BONG RIP HAhahahah I thought you were gonna say dump

[@TiempoFilmico]

Miles you need to get in the Bluey train. Bandit and Chilli are parenting GOALS.

[@gothicbunny9ify]

I'm going to need Miles to answer my voicemail! I'm a gay cynical man in charge of officiating a wedding with no clue where to begin. I also might fight the wedding planner and need your sage advice before I do so!!

[@CaitlinMagness]

I’m only three minutes in and I already feel insane

[@jjvaughn1873]

Miles can’t contain himself. He cracks himself up. Which cracks me up 😂😂

[@WaAppleRachel]

As a mom, hearing you express gratitude for Sarah made my heart so warm. And as a socialist, hearing your anti capitalist “get real” made me raise my fist in solidarity. Good ep 👍

[@ayeshaniazi7217]

When someone can do a whole pod on their own and still make you laugh - that’s how you know they’re actually funny ❤❤ love you and the pod Miles!!

[@miratowns7905]

The first one: I wouldn't get rid of the sugar daddy right away. Tell the bf and see what he says...he might be ok with it. If he's not then make the decision between the two.

[@makenziegleason5737]

I love your sympathetic advice Miles and on that note you have my sympathy with your cold brew journey

[@sierravalentinee]

52:08 thank you for this

[@kelseyschmitt2633]

this was strongly the most deranged opening ive ever heard and it was wonderful

[@PerfectPerson]

🥰

[@oliviajaze8323]

First caller: id talk to the sugar daddy first and tell him how you feel about the other guy. Then tell new boyfriend and what your plan is moving forward. I agree with Miles that the money and sugar daddiness is your business. He knows youre seeong other people. Spot on Miles with that.

[@herb_rolls]

I think it's not about him BEING a sugar daddy it's that she relies on him so much. Regardless of her career status, there is a financial reliance there. I mean, they essentially are emotionally dating regardless of how they label it. I would feel very uncomfortable if someone I was dating wasn't upfront about a year long friends-with-benefits where they recieved monetary support from. That's just messy!

[@andyqv-goodvibes1900]

I really appreciated your get real segment, Miles. 100%. its tough to be creative when you're exhausted and overworked and trying to make ends meet. Why I've refused to get a full time job and instead work a couple part time jobs that pay me better per hour and are work that feels more meaningful, and freelance on the side. It's a lot to juggle sometimes in terms of scheduling but I like having more ownership over my time and work and not depending on one sole job/boss for $. Makes it easier to leave something that isn't working. Anyway, I'm probably rambling here. Just really appreciate the message and consideration for others. I'm glad you're doing well :) you deserve it!

[@nicolegilly419]

Miles Bluey is life. Accepting this will help the parenting of the little baby

[@mel.bon12]

You guys seem to be doing such an awesome job adapting to being parents. I feel like I was such a hormonal mess! It’s so nice to see y’all going on the same path I kinda went through makes me feel not as outcasted. Bc I’m the only one in my friend group with a baby. Love y’all!!

[@jdavisjohnson3380]

The only thing I look forward to on Wednesdays ❤ 1. The cinematography of the camera panning to an empty couch was absolute pure gold. 2. “Perfect Person Pleaser Pumpkin Eater” is the name of your Halloween episode. 😂

[@emmyemu33]

To the sugar baby: do not give up this bag if your not sure! You don't owe this bf anything unless he makes things exclusive. And what you did before that to make money? I don't think it's his business unless he makes things exclusive. Def ask the bf what he thinks of sugar babies and open relationships before dropping the info on the bf

[@Christina-mariee]

Joined Patreon 👏 I’m here for this energy

[@nathansimpson5721]

The calls you take are very fun to listen to :)

[@NguyenUX]

I love that the comment section is just everyone telling Miles that he needs to watch Bluey 💀💀💀 we beg you Miles

[@GretaGeliz]

Miles, I cannot wait to work 30-35 hours instead of 40. I’ve only been working full time for 3 years and I’m already tired. And all our tummies hurt bc we’re stressed and working too much!!

[@aishahameen143]

This episode was the perfectest and the Get Real was the realest 💯 ❤

[@cassandrascanlon1378]

Omg you don't know bluey miles, your child is missing out. Watch it as a family

[@ksblondie22]

Miles, there are many wonderful parenting lessons to be learned from that that little family of blue and orange dogs. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry.

[@DS-pd2tn]

I love Miles's guests, but wow he's such a great podcast host by himself. Living for the tri-annual solo eps.

[@violetmarlo2978]

I hope Miles knows that he’s not laughing alone. Eveytime he laughs i’m laughing right along!😆

[@tessaisgolden]

I feel like Laurdiy would be the perfect guest that feels like she wouldn’t fit but actually absolutely would so please have Lauren on the show please

[@katiex3171]

i really do love the solo eps. it feels like the streams in the best way

[@gretl01]

Universal Basic Income, baybee. Get real, indeed 👏

[@mel-ed3yw]

one of my fave episodes!! pls do more alone miles lol

[@project.protagonist]

Watching this instead of just listening makes me question if Miles is okay. That intro was something.

[@connerolmedo888]

The Get Real was truly inspiring, thank you Miles ❤

[@kateryan7076]

Shocked that Miles doesnt know about Bluey

[@goldenglove99]

Miles you should have your own spa episode too to make up for not being at the trypod one

[@miss_ayla]

We stan a self-aware king, Miles. My respect for you skyrocketed with this Soap Box segment.

[@JJSSGC]

Those last few mins made me well up. Then the burp lol

[@erikae5031]

Miles is fr the goat

[@MsEmmyrox]

My work schedule is 7:30-4 weekdays with a 45 minute commute and it’s wearing me down so much, the get real really connected to me.

[@futuroid]

I would argue that letting your SO find it out as a strictly physical relationship hurts less hard than if it was an emotional one. Like I’d want that bag too!

[@Nicole-nk3fe]

Miles and Sarah need to watch Bluey. I recommend the episode Baby Race for Sarah.

[@walkingoncandles]

the get real part really hit hard with my situation now

[@beckmannm]

Love an intimate Miles solo episode!

[@maevehickey8590]

The pans to the view of miles across from the empty couch 😂😂😂

[@halloweenie6]

I love that Miles kept making himself laugh throughout this entire episode 😂

[@NurturingFlowers]

LMAOOO sometimes i hate how funny you are damnit

[@jjbeans2618]

MILES, my niece watches Bluey. That word is forever tainted

[@morganpoole272]

This 'get real' hit hard

[@zoeyjones7496]

I have a sugar daddy and experienced her same exact situation! It’s so difficult