Seducing Taylor Swift | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 204

[@diceydie-c]

There's nothing funnier than listening to a guy like Bert talk about how he needs to take more time to enjoy his life😂😂 and how he needs to set aside time for him to be happy😂😂 like his entire life isn't focused around making sure he's happy 24/7

[@snidefultodd]

He finally has something to look forward to

[@commaJim]

Maybe he's distinguishing between genuine enjoyment and succumbing to his substance abuse.

[@davidjd123]

I think his entire life is him running away from his anxiety with alcohol, I dont think being numb is enjoying life.

[@Jdowling357]

Self-awareness isn't his strength 😂

[@soupstheman143]

My favorite part of Bert content, is the endless slew of actually mentally handicapped scraping and writhing for any angle to feel better than him🤣 it’s fkn awesome, like a whirlwind of delusions! Bert’s obvious lunacy, then these fkn amoebas. Ahh good shit dude. I know I know, more than 3 words = hand me down meme insults but it’s worth it

[@0taku514]

Dude when Bert lights the joint and then the camera goes to Tom and he’s just completely hidden in smoke 😂😂😂

[@davidmcdermott6985]

Oh golly gee....hilarious.

[@carmen3091]

Time stamp please!

[@Jacqie_Lee]

I think it's around 21:01

[@deluxe4116]

Lol my favourite part

[@gavinrush4995]

Read this at the exact time it happened, epic

[@Johnny-re9kg]

Bert's stoned energy is so much more tolerable than that hangover anxiety mode.

[@zachhall624]

Marginally, but noticably

[@SlayerTomentor]

I think he's adhd as fuck and weed definitely helps

[@bigwayne300]

Fucking Stoner!

[@ronin_11b94]

Bro he’s drunk. You’re gullible.

[@frankzappa9148]

I feel like he’s stayed equally annoying

[@WalkerRamsey]

Brent's compulsive obsession with facetiming guests at the mere mention of their name is remarkable. Man he's something else

[@Myhandle306]

Bert?

[@vomit234]

@@Myhandle306Yeah, Brent.

[@Myhandle306]

@@vomit234 or Bert?

[@WalkerRamsey]

no, Bart@@Myhandle306

[@evanbabb3053]

@@Myhandle306Brett

[@BStrong3010]

So great that these are shot 2-3 weeks in advance and hearing Big Cat bet 10k on the Jets is hilarious

[@MeticulousTechTV]

Tom being surrounded by smoke without acknowledging it had me laughing so hard 😂

[@pizzaninja.]

What a professional 💨👏💨

[@ddoc1547]

He looks like he's doing a scene from Backdraft 🤣

[@Hildolfr9]

Don't by the freeze pipe lol went through 2 in a month, thought the first was a coincidence 2nd broke in the same exact spot.

[@SmickyD]

@@Hildolfr9 Rick Glassman owes me money for buying that POS with his code. that is how i feel.

[@sneakernickel]

@@Hildolfr9 They curiously had the website blocked out for it

[@jordana.5569]

very supportive of bert's transition to the devil's lettuce and away from liquid poison

[@Ok-bv2kk]

I’ve always thought about doing that. But I’ve only ever drank Friday, Saturday and Sunday morning. And I only drink bud light 😂. I know it would help my pockets most of all

[@drhambone1598]

I did it 7 years ago. Feel much better

[@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk]

Who's Bert?

[@natecook06]

One of my closest friends is killing himself with alcohol so Bert always hit too close to home. This version of Bert is fun to watch. My buddy is similar - so fun sober or high, obnoxious and combative when drinking.

[@tenkkutn]

Potion or poison? But yeah I quit drinking 4 years ago

[@stevenpaullongley260]

Bart "I'm not drinking much anymore" Proceeds to light joints every episode. I get it.

[@meghankeller4871]

I am Bart.

[@Bittamin]

We take these 🎉

[@dimitri2895]

It’s definitely “more healthy” than drinking every day

[@mrs.h2725]

He still looks like he drinks, but it’s obviously a great change if he’s switching booze for cannabis. Since yeh know, weed won’t make him black out and choke on his on vomit 😂

[@Ipaintalot]

@@dimitri2895”more healthy” haha healthier?

[@LongNeckLives]

A Bert & Tom 2 day show would be the fastest thing ive ever purchased in my life. Imagine Bert doing "BIKES!" and Tom doing The Machine 😂😂

[@thehaaps]

I could handle two days of Tom, but hard pass on Bert

[@brandonmelikian8842]

That was called a Joe Biden show back in the day when comics would do each others acts...not even a joke that's what they called it

[@sheslying7117]

If you are poor Tom doesn’t respect you

[@zachhall624]

The confidence that a spray tan gave to bret is unfathomable

[@richknisley9287]

bert

[@p.thriver5410]

@@richknisley9287 Bart

[@NotSoTrippy]

Tom casually makin fun of bert for bein high is mad funny

[@Kdog708]

How much taylor shift

[@way2heady828]

That’s because he’s not as funny and has to make funny faces

[@kable1114]

burt smokes weed like he wants you to notice hes smoking weed.

[@epnlvr9790]

He does everything just to be noticed

[@kylesampson3174]

Hahahahaha, I couldn't put my finger on why it was cringey, but that's 100% it. 🤣🤣🤣

[@PeterChowchow]

Nailed it. But you can fill in the blanks with anything and it’s still be true “ Bert _____ like he wants you to notice he’s ____”

[@xDMG15x]

So true! He was so deliberate with the way he held it and lit it and shit.

[@wanderingfool27]

I love how bert and Tom are so different but tom still leaves his comfort zone to make bert happy. A true friendship

[@ronin_11b94]

Tom hates bert. Him and his wife (Christina Barr) have their eulogy ready for his funeral AND THEY CANT WAIT.

[@MacJohn94]

@@ronin_11b94dude they are best friends and love each other

[@sm44july]

Tom's single shot at 21:16 is hilarious lol. I honestly love that Bert has been able to stay off booze and blazes, but it looks like Tom's in a hazy cloud hahah.

[@Notrevia]

It’s quiet as hell without Nadav laughing his ass off in the background

[@Paradoxikality]

Yeah it's great

[@trishacollymore4397]

Right!! It's not the same. There's a few key moments in here when a joke was told I could hear his laugh as if he was there

[@HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw]

@@Paradoxikality cry

[@gavinrush4995]

😢

[@timpegg2446]

I thought this was Bert’s studio

[@mbarnhart925]

Notice how the biggest visual difference in brent is he went from having red puffy cheeks to now, red puffy eyes

[@Steve-ev6vx]

He looks awkward as fck with a joint.

[@Bartgoeschurch]

Money never sleeps, Bears hibernate 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@mattsammi4143]

@@Bartgoeschurchswitched one addiction for another

[@markmtb182]

Its a better addiction.

[@HHMedia84]

Brent 😂

[@berke2336]

Stoned Bert is so much better than regular/drunk Bert. He found his new niche.

[@bradyrussell9479]

Any stoner is more tolerable than any drunk really.

[@donavanmiller3824]

Nah he’s still the same self centered person. All he does is talk about himself every episode. Just look how many times he says the word I.

[@Okok30308]

@@donavanmiller3824Why do you watch then?

[@sidwester2114]

How is he fighting these munchies? Brad usually eats like a horse

[@clintonleonard5187]

I hope he leans into weed now as hard as he did alcohol.

[@coesmythe]

Nothing better than watching Bert not know how to use a phone while Tom is scrolling through his own phone. Captivating.

[@sonnyboy1618]

Bert is literally healing before our eyes. No more nervous twitchy energy, less interruptions, more self reflecting. Honesty super wholesome to see.

[@Vols615]

Bert mentioning sneaking weed in like he’s actually getting checked by security

[@joeygarcia4277]

Everybody gets checked thru Ga

[@timothyhenderson2223]

The way Big Time Bart talks down to his employees is wild. Its nice to hear himself talk about how good of a person and a dad he is non stop.

[@berbz4101]

Noticed that too. I guess he's nice if you're famous enough for him to name drop repeatedly on this podcast.

[@timothyhenderson2223]

@berbz4101 Agreed it's sad. It's his whole persona now. Who can I call who can I talk to. Taylor Swift would gasp in horror at that body and he's laying out situations where she's fucking him. Man is delusional now.

[@andreadecarlo6016]

Im honestly just curious, where did he talk down about his employees? Somewhere other than podcast? Or did I just completely skip over it in this episode?

[@timothyhenderson2223]

@andreadecarlo6016 the booth kid was googling for him and he goes cmon man we don't need to see his whole twitter.

[@epicchanges1072]

@@timothyhenderson2223that’s not really talking down though right

[@FACTSHACK]

I love that it took 204 episodes for Tom to finally demand that Bert "answer me!" and that they were talking about disc golf. :D

[@mattrobnett58]

⛓️🥏⛓️

[@njott1021]

He has such a good chance to convince Tom to play and couldn't answer any of his questions properly lmao. Id pay to watch a round of disc golf with the Bears

[@kjcorder]

Bert shocked by merch costs is hilarious when his show has a little plushie for $45+.

[@zachhall624]

Cognitive dissonance has entered the comments

[@Dead_Folwers]

For real the wife paid 20$ for a bottle opener!!

[@lopolomusic]

Still decided to pay for it lol 😂

[@JoshRudi]

Yeah but band merch is definitely pricey, i'm canadian so my money's basically worthless but tshirts (depending on the band) can range from $50‐$150 and hoodies tend to be upwards of $200. Idk what Bert charges for merch but it's not like his point isn't valid

[@kjcorder]

@@JoshRudi thanks to the contracts a lot of bands are still stuck in. Merch is the only way they actually make money. Ticket and album sales go straight back to the record company. So I don't mind buying merch from musicians or smaller comedians using it to supplement their lower ticket prices at small venues. But Bert's making money hand over fist before merch already.

[@Br_ittany1119]

Tom's big sighs/huffs tell me all I need to know when Bert is blabbing.

[@ronaldlozano2388]

@40:45

[@Br_ittany1119]

@@ronaldlozano2388 One of a few.

[@danielriordan9732]

Bert’s spray tan is absurd 😂😂

[@kkp0505]

Oompa oompa oompity doo!

[@Revolution1117]

Kinda goes with his choice of clothes though.

[@sydneyboudreau3318]

Are we going to talk about how he has tops off across his stomach. 😂😂😂 HOW DID TOM NOT ROAST HIM FOR THAT.😂

[@dubyas1989]

Bert’s actually kinda funny when he’s not drunk or hungover.

[@allshoulders9624]

You’re probably drunk or high when you wrote this.

[@joe32192]

Right???

[@skunkapeGG]

Forreal happy for him

[@ethang04]

If you didn’t think he was funny in the past then why watch?

[@dubyas1989]

@@ethang04 Bert’s hilarious, but usually on two bears he’s a mess and more annoying than funny, but now he’s telling coherent stories and not just making himself laugh.

[@lolollaa]

this feels like when ur estranged brother finally comes home for christmas and is giving u his life update

[@marlinearp1475]

I never thought I’d be the in the fandom of both 2 bears and Taylor Swift, but here I am. And I love it.

[@hcer112]

Love how millionaires are going "I don't mind spending some extra cash for the experience"

[@korbindallas4552]

To be fair. $30 isn't a lot for a comedy show. I don't make much but I'd pay $50 for someone I really want to see. Not sure if I'd pay $60 though.. What bothers me the most is $12 beers.

[@sharanlinzy7897]

Ya work hard, ya get to play hard, with no apologies.💁‍♀️

[@Heelturnkayfabe]

Lol "I dont want the attention for it" this just blew Berts mind 😅

[@mynineridesshotgun]

Timing couldn’t have been better for this Taylor episode

[@BadGoyz4Life]

Did she do something?

[@sbrownc4l]

Not really fucking a football player though

[@MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

​@@BadGoyz4Life she sat next to Travis Kelce's mom yesterday at the cheifs game & she was walking with him right after the game.

[@MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

@capybaraboy5316 and they were seen later that night in Kelec's convertible, with the top-down driving in Kansas City. We'll see how long this lasts.

[@AcuraAddicted]

The transformation is amazing. Bert is now present and doesn't lose train of thought whatsoever. Dude is on point all the time!

[@zg9445]

What a nice moment! Tom started a story about Oliver Anthony, Bert took a big breath, paused and said “keep going” 🥲🥲🥲

[@kkp0505]

Miracles happen every day. 😬

[@kalev60]

Sober Bart confessing he can not cry when sober, I guess he is as much of a psycho as Tim or Bill and getting black out drunk just to feel any connection to humanity was the highlight of this episode.

[@kasperkap]

You can tell whenever you hear Bert talk to an employee, he'd be the worst to work for.

[@MeticulousTechTV]

UH HUNDRED PERCENT

[@Slick.3]

Treats them like trash

[@neighborbruce]

Interested to see what Nadav will say in a few months once the tie has been completely severed

[@davidjacquez965]

Worse than Luis J , by far. Luis is half joking. You can tell Burnt means it all.

[@tylerlee7711]

Literally every time he does too

[@theartofknob]

Bart may be the most annoying part of YMH but at least he didn't bully the J into quitting. Get rid of Rob and give Nadav his own YMH show. #JisforJustice

[@naturalborniller7426]

7:32 the moment Tom realizes nadav isn't there smiling at him

[@timthearmymedic]

We took a group of Army Veterans to Bert's comedy show in Houston, TX and it was a BEAST of an event! We laughed so much that we even stopped making fun of our friend who served in the Navy. Thanks for being a degenerate that we could share an experience with in the Lone Star State.

[@g32.recitales]

26:08 Bert complaining about being high and not being able to communicate, seconds later lights the joint xD

[@snidefultodd]

Brent masterfully turns "I went on a coffee run" into "I performed 5 individual gestures of selfless kindness which portend my improvement"

[@Myhandle306]

Bert?

[@hamhocks]

@@Myhandle306no, Bart.

[@A_Bone1972]

Bart not knowing the word diluted comes as no surprise ✌️🐝➕

[@kendalladams7062]

Love this show!!! I miss nadav already.

[@DwarfDt]

Yeah who will be the new Billy victim to pile onto

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

At this point I don't get to attached to anybody on any podcast once they find their own path and can become rich they're gone in an instant no matter how the fans feel

[@closer20jc]

​@@Aaronlovesmusic970which is exactly how it's supposed to be

[@DwarfDt]

@Aaronlovescomedy970 Buddhist monks taught their young monks lessons of attachment and detachment by making them spend weeks or months on a finely made artwork made of grains of sand. Then once they are finished they have to wipe it all away. Great philosophy 👍

[@epnlvr9790]

​@@Aaronlovesmusic970no they'll just do their podcast that gets 1k views lol

[@jordandavistom]

Yo if Bert ever yells at Halston like that again imma fhim up 😂

[@Turn1PPF]

You can literally hear all the awkward gaps in silence where Nadav would usually be cackling and it’s just not the same 😭

[@BevelAesthetics]

Bert talking to Holstead that way shows how disconnected and disrespectful he really is

[@jasonhamilton6098]

I love how Bert always speaks like he can’t afford things, but we know he can!

[@korbindallas4552]

The hard part is convincing the ball and chain.

[@jasonhamilton6098]

@@korbindallas4552 I can relate in that case

[@sharanlinzy7897]

Yes, he can. He knows it, we know it.🙂 I like that he never sounds...braggie. He doesn't hide it, he's real about it. There are perks for working hard, for sure. Lesson: ya work hard, ya get to play hard. (what ever play is💁‍♀️)

[@TitoJeans]

The Line about the Jiu Jitsu Class that teaches you when to walk away is the funniest thing Bert has ever said.

[@bcorpuz90]

Big Cat on 2 bears is the crossover I needed this week

[@gK92]

This podcast had very funny interesting timing with Travis and Taylor lol

[@thokim84]

They all know each other.

[@gK92]

Agreed but they also tape this long in advance

[@masterofallgoons]

They don't know each other, and this is obviously before the season. They still thought the Jets were a good bet to win it all for fucks sake.

[@quinnleavey8603]

Yeah they’re all in advance but he picked this one today

[@cnrtst23]

You cannot convince me that if Bert did two shows he would tell his machine joke at only one of them. You know he would end up adding it to his "new material"

[@zeroa69]

Naw hes been working on a new machine joke that takes place around filming in serbia

[@daveedwards3531]

21:35 Bert’s never seen what he charges for a hoodie and a woolly hat 😂😂

[@sleekpngn4050]

My favorite annoyed Tom is when he is actually interested in a subject Bert brings up and Bert just keeps rambling on like the Disc Golf convo🤣

[@mattrobnett58]

⛓️🥏⛓️

[@ScottieDo]

I would definitely see a 2 day comedy tour with old stuff followed by new. I watch old comedy specials all the time

[@lucflynn]

Same

[@darcys9597]

I'm glad to hear Bart understands that arena comedy is about the money not the craft and you aren't having the true comedy experience outside of a club.

[@shawnawallace1127]

Sucks to hear cause the only way o can see him is in arenas by me there’s no Comedy clubs anywhere. And I’m not traveling for that

[@marywyman6026]

I went to Fully Loaded and it was cool seeing all those people but at that point you’re just watching a production and my favorite part about clubs is how intimate it is. I would rather spend the money seeing those people individually instead of the arena.

[@giantturd5157]

Lol who cares about the craft? They just like to make people laugh and figured out how to do it well. They're not writing music.

[@D-Fens_1632]

A few shows over a couple nights in a theater is probably the best way if you're trying to accommodate numbers wnile still keeping it relatively small.

[@gavinrush4995]

I’ve enjoyed seeing Bert and Tom both at theaters, it works out. I don’t know about bigger venues, but theaters work well.

[@bassventura8813]

Just saying Bert ur outfit looks dope dude. I’m so proud of you two with everything ur doing. Keep it up. U guys rock

[@666-t4d]

I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss nadav's laugh in the background

[@Naltddesha]

@26:33 “Find uh haw mush Taylah shift” and then Tom repeats it, lol

[@accelerate08]

Burnts transitioning to trump with that fake tan 😂

[@imsatanscott]

I can't be the only one that turns this on and simply can't handle Bart for more than 10 minutes sometimes..

[@turkeysandwich421]

As a big Chiefs fan shout out to my boy Travis Kelce for catching that bag😂😂😂

[@markdemos75]

He should Hit it, then Quit it.

[@AMac1978]

A bag of crazy cat lady.

[@S.C.-wo8hq]

​@@markdemos75Naw, he should wife her up even if she been around. It's a flex.

[@Arcturuseyes]

Two Bears live onstage would be an amazing show, Bert and Tom open the show together, then say Tom does like 30-60 mins, then ends, Bert comes out, they have funny report, etc, then Bert does 30-60 mins. Once he's done, Tom comes back out and closes the show with Bert. The Two Bears Supershow!

[@richknisley9287]

2000to 2002 they went 38-0 until Ohio State beat them with Maurice Clarett ripping the ball out of Shawn Taylor's hands after an end zone interception. Easily the best single play in college football ever, based on the situation.

[@spideyschaf9489]

Finally…was waiting to see a response to that portion of the conversation. Hated the Buckeyes but that was a helluva big time play but it’s not even close…The Canes would Molly Wop either of those gator teams. Their 2nd and 3rd stringers were All Pros in the league.

[@AMac1978]

You gotta get Taylor to film that with Bert as a skit. That's way too funny.

[@slayersam8298]

The Nadav laugh is what helped make this pod

[@nah3193]

Somebody call Ben Avery we've got a Tim Dillon Show situation all over again.../s

[@zg9445]

Helped make *the YMH network

[@paulh89]

Bert and Tom, Tom and Bert... are two of my favourite people to listen to, ever. Love how they say love you to each other at the end too, wholesome!

[@EpicJuiceFilms]

I would happily book a whole vacation around going to see you guys in another city for a 2 day pass, id expect it to be fairly pricey for one ticket, maybe 500$ for mediocre seats for two days, but a show with the two of you for two days, one of old stuff and one of new, that would be mind bogglingly incredible!!!!! IF YOU SEE THIS COMMENT CONSIDER THIS A SIGN TO DO THE 2 DAY EVENT!!!! SHOW THE BIG WIGS THAT INNOVATION CAN BE SUCCESSFUL!!!! THIS COULD BE REVOLUTIONARY FOR THE INDUSTRY!!!! thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[@evanreser]

I love hearing Bert talk disc golf! He is so entertaining. I hope Tom gets into Disc Golf as well!!!

[@whootywhoots]

They better have Nadav's laugh saved and thrown in on occasions. Im going to miss his laugh

[@Smiley-Coyote]

That's my wish too. His laugh is like, comforting and reassuring or something. It just makes you feel good 🙂. I'm really going to miss Nadav.

[@rangleski3695]

I'm really surprised I'm not seeing more posts like this. NONE of the pods will be the same without him tbh.

[@Bubbles99718]

What happened to Nadav?

[@madgreek253]

​@@Bubbles99718he died turning trans

[@nimmha6708]

He B*TCHED out because he had to get a tattoo for not making the marathon. @@Bubbles99718

[@jwallace3382]

Bert going out of his way to mispronounce things is wearing thin on Tom 😂

[@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk]

Who's Bert?

[@SpeedRacerx89]

Bert looks like the family friend they don’t allow to be alone with the kids.

[@Fireproofwitchnz]

Lmfao 😂😂

[@IdealConflict]

But not for the reason they think.

[@richknisley9287]

plot twist he figured out the act bc he never wanted that pressure in the 1st place ..genius!

[@consciencecolmon1046]

I just watched The Machine on Netflix. It was legit an awesome movie. Way better than I expected. I saw the lil Easter egg in graffiti that said Tom is fat and realized a lot of thought went into the movie. Loved the neck fist.

[@stuartstogdill2406]

The movie was awful. Truly a trainwreck of nonsense.

[@superheavymetaldemon]

when bert shot that person i laughed harder and louder then i had in years.

[@MeticulousTechTV]

I legit thought it was great! Went in expecting it to be horrible, but Bert is better than I expected at acting, and the fantastic supporting cast helped things a lot

[@jginc1392]

I had to explain the tom is fat to my wife...should have kept it for myself

[@BadGoyz4Life]

Leeanne popping up to be annoying was pretty funny

[@djbigdaddy71]

1 hour of 2 bears, 22 minutes of commercials

[@robertmccleary9202]

Of course Burt uses a blow torch to light the joint 😂😂 if you need rolling lessons lmk 👊🏼 but I can totally see Burt rolling every where with that torch 😂

[@gregotime4442]

Absolutely love episodes like this...sports....comedy....life....great job bubbas....😊

[@brianyazzie4538]

Don't put yourself in the same ball park as Metallica, Bert. Your tickets SHOULD cost 25 bucks.... THIS GUY!

[@Siile_]

Burp Krishna's weekly session with his therapist

[@kylesanders8276]

8:35 I was a stagehand for 12 years and we always gauged tours by how many trucks they had. It told you how long the load in/out would be, how hectic the loading dock would be, what quality catering they had, were they a pop star with a lot of _flash and dash_ i.e. lights and video, or were they a rock tour with a lot of engineering and elaborate and dynamic staging.

[@kmack3571]

when Bert mentioned attell and said "as a fan im grateful" I couldn't agree more, hes the goat and we're lucky he does what he does and how he does it 🤙😎🙏🙌

[@Slick.3]

Bert just can’t have anyone have anything to say without him tying it to himself. My god it has to be a mental issue

[@rangleski3695]

Oh it is....but a lot of people in here seem to think its all a "bit". So weird

[@renecedillo8226]

Especially when he thinks he came up with sayings that have been around alot longer than his comedy plus he loves talking about himself more than a rich girl from the hamptons

[@Alex-wn9dn]

I’m glad ari tried to humble his ass. Didn’t take but he tried

[@MattNW]

​@rangleski3695 It's weird that you think a comedian isn't doing a bit on a comedy podcast 😂 Keyboard psychologists are extremely weird.

[@LeaveAhNah]

It’s called “narcissism”

[@mikefairchild8117]

Listening to Bart explain DG is hilarious. Blind leading the blind.

[@spinninround]

With how much he talks about it and plays it ... kind of shocking how little he knows.

[@mattrobnett58]

⛓️🥏⛓️

[@pogo7465]

Huge gap in the show without Nadav. Jokes don't land the same and you really feel is absence. Big mistake letting him go.

[@jabbadeezhutz]

Hearing Tom talking about Manscape is my new favorite thing lmao😂

[@Notthatshaneblack]

Tom’s audible sigh after Bert intentionally says Ben Askren incorrectly for a second time… I. AM. DECEASED. 😂💀

[@roninkhan8297]

The way Bert feels about people mispronouncing his name yet also does the same to other people purposefully.

[@nicholasleonardi8550]

Bert, I'm gonna need a cool $4000 for my scuba instructor courses. Thanks in advance!

[@Sunshines3415]

I honestly don't know how anyone is friends with Bart. The amount of patience you must have is absurd.

[@texasnative7844]

One of my best friends is just like Bart, which is funny because my personality is almost exactly the same as tbuns. You're friends with those Bart's because underneath their substance abuse, overtalking, and rough behavior they're big teddy bears and we'll always be there for you. Also, if you don't like to party and prefer a quiet night in, it's kinda fun to live vicariously through them

[@Sunshines3415]

@@texasnative7844 it's the delusion that gets me. He might be an actual rtd

[@pdderek]

I fucking LOVE when Bert starts going ham on his love for disc GALF to the point the producers had to redirect his energy. Bert! We're here for it homie. Thanks for being a disc golf supporter and fan! Hope to see you on a course some day

[@miketom1570]

2 bears, Bill burr, Tim dillion, best pods on youtube

[@Betty-Boop809]

Yikes 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@ukemisan1416]

Taylor’s #1 hit after sleeping with Bernt is “ spray tan stains and chest pains” 😂

[@JylesShelby]

Bert never fails to spit useless stories for the first 20 minutes while tom gets two words in…. Classic

[@eddie2253]

2 bears 10 ads

[@alyssaschuda]

I literally have seen your old specials and wish I could hear them in person. I laugh every time. I'v seen them multiple times and never tire. You guys should definitely do a throw back show! I'd buy that ticket immediately!

[@Urashison]

Much thanks to Tom and Bert for providing entertainment for us "peasant losers" who don't understand how difficult it is to be an alcoholic and comedian relative to other professions. I'm sure my loser pleb uncle's and grandfather who all fought and made sacrifices for our freedom in foreign countries getting shot at by taliban and shot down in the Phillipines by the Japanese would most definitely thank Bert and Tom for their sacrifices in "the war" that is being an overweight alcoholic comedian and Podcaster.

[@jblh91]

Does Nadav get royalties for that memorable laugh at the beginning?

[@SSALI29]

Is Bert going through a midlife crisis? Or is he just that big of an addict that he has to be hooked on something? lol

[@SatanSupimpa]

"It's the ritual" Just a coincidence that he likes rituals related to drugs haha

[@bigben42]

Midlife implies that he is halfway through life, very generous assumption

[@raymondzellar5523]

It's crazy how bert left Florida and did all these amazing things to still look like he owns a cheap boat and he's trying to lure young girls onto it lol

[@andy2069]

It's always fun to hear "Leanne's" James hedfield story and know the true version was a guy who looked sorta like him told a guy who was being loud at the bar to be quiet and that was the end of it.

[@FallenWorldx]

I love Bert’s logic, “I can easily not drink if I’m busy gambling” trading one degenerate addiction for another lmao

[@jmbthe1261]

Just read a headline that said "The Machine, starring Mark Hamill , is number one on Netflix" so congrats Mark, you made a great movie!

[@barrettpickett5603]

Tom is like in a hot shower with all this smoke. Start wiping the mirror.