Seinfeld The Calzone Negociere cu Newman

Tehnica de negociere 'mutarea portii': in timpul secventei de negociere muti conditiile, asa dupa cum iti convine tie. Se mai aplica si atunci cand nu te tii de cuvant: gasesti un motiv pentru care nu s-a intamplat.Disclaimer: this video doesn't belong to me, but to their authors, specifically Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, producers West Shapiro Production and Castle Rock Entertainment. The show has been originally broadcasted by NBC and is distributed by Columbia Tristar. I only cut this sequence and translated it, as to serve my fellow Romanians, and to make a point for my articles in my blog at training-vanzari.ro. Therefore, it is for educational and information purposes only, not for a commercial benefit. More: once a cut is seen, the viewer is looking to see the whole movie, so it may act as an advertising stunt for the producer. Thank you, beforehand, for help and understanding.

[@bigadz0r]

Love how in every setting George is the dysfunctional one , but put him in a room with Newman and he looks normal

[@antonlampe2272]

Wayne Knight is brilliant. This smug smile, omg hillarious!

[@rustincohle2135]

The only flaw with this show was that the George/Newman interactions were few and far between. What a shame!

[@MrAitraining]

0:53 "I don't care for you costanza" lol Newman getting his shots in when George is desperate.

[@Aven-Sharma1991]

MrAitraining: 😂😂😂😂😂👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[@cellardoor199991]

neither rain nor sleet...it's the first one!

[@StarKushExoticGalaxy]

😂😂

[@Johnnywiseify]

I was never Big on creeds

[@mayhemjr.803]

" you hang out on the west side of the building with Seinfeld all day just LAUGHING it up wasting your lives"

[@bossfan49]

I think this is the only interaction between George and Newman in the whole series...and it's GOLD, Jerry! Gold!

[@BrotherlyLove12]

no, it isn’t

[@simonster-9094]

George and Newman had that hat debacle in The Parking Space, and in another episode, George asks what Newman does for a living and reveals he's a postal worker.

[@simonster-9094]

and also in The Package episode where Newman finds George's risque photos.

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

"I WAS DEFENDING YOUR PARKING!!!"

[@Imnotsupposed2behere]

**Newman’s laugh** muuhahaha!!

[@jeffw8218]

This might be my favorite Newman episode. Wayne Knight is so perfect!

[@ramtrucks721]

Nah... Mail fraud Newman was even better

[@brianv.5686]

George was the glue that made this show so funny.

[@Sebster85]

The entire cast's chemistry was.

[@vashthestampede3459]

Nope it was Kramer and Jerry. I found George an annoying man child

[@keithmorreale1243]

People dont understand how crucial George was to this show. Avid Seinfelders knows this. Most people will say Kramer. This show wouldnt have worked without any of them. Elaine was just as crucial as Kramer. George was certainly the best.

[@ishaangupta4125]

George made the show

[@joemckim1183]

@@keithmorreale1243 And if there was no George that would mean there would've been no Frank & Estelle.

[@durulseren2134]

Its an absolute joy to watch these super talented actors performing. The way they use their voice and body is just incredible.

[@theplacebeyondthelies2429]

except jerry

[@crispinfrancis1]

The way he laughs when George says "I thought since you go by there everyday, maybe we can help each other out"

[@PaceFilmsProductions]

Great scene featuring the series two MVP's. They should have both those two together more often.

[@kendallrivers1119]

Two MVP's? This was a show with a thousand of them lol

[@jamesfarrell7465]

"I was never that big on creeds". Greatest line ever!

[@joemckim1183]

@BARRYBONDS SF Giants He doesn't like Apollo Creed, what isn't to get?

[@joemckim1183]

@BARRYBONDS SF Giants It was a joke and you're totally wrong about the terrible acting. Rocky movies are by far the best boxing movies.

[@joemckim1183]

@BARRYBONDS SF Giants Raging Bull is another great boxing movie. But I stand by this being just a great franchise of movies in the drama genre.

[@fergalstackstreams]

I mean, they were one of the most overrated bands.

[@JACKAL5002]

"And three times a week, I shall require a cannoli!" - 1:23

[@downandout9753]

JACKAL5002 leave the gun, take the cannoli

[@tavoiaiono7885]

A bit steep dont you think????!!!

[@coolguy02536]

I'm eating cannoli and it's great. and I'm about to kill my son

[@dinakay330]

Don't we all

[@reggie93441]

Hahahahaah

[@swedishpsychopath8795]

LOL the irony: Newman praises the rain by singing the song "I'm singing in the rain" while home from work due to rain.

[@MajorCulturalDivide]

This is great. I'm learning Romanian by watching Seinfeld.

[@huhuruz77]

I have to admit that the translation is perfect, so you can continue to learn romanian language ;)

[@robertgarcia7024]

In Romania he is called "the comedian"

[@jaredjones1752]

Heh... the dinosaur poster on Newman's wall behind his chair. Nice homage.

[@joemckim1183]

Was this before or after he was in JP?

[@joemckim1183]

@Envoy So obviously that was a purposeful easter egg they put in there.

[@nahor88]

It'd be even funnier if it was specifically a Dilophosaurus poster, haha.

[@josephayers7395]

"HEY EVERYONE ITS A POSTER, See nobody cares"

[@TourettesOrc]

It’s so hilarious to me he has a crockpot sitting next to his stereo system 😂

[@michaelwilner4756]

...Cord neatly tied

[@cheshire147]

And it’s cow 🐄

[@paulying10261985]

Newman is my favorite Seinfeld character.

[@islanders1329fan]

Newman wants a calzone of his own and a pepperoni pizza and a large soda and 3 times a week a cannoli. Holy fuck Newman has some appetite

[@billmcdonnell79]

He's a glutton.

[@pacifichistorian]

It's no wonder why he's so fat.

[@horse69outside]

He had leverage.

[@thomasbayer1843]

These scenes show how great these two actors are.

[@optimisticwhovian1726]

They appeared again years later in a different sitcom, one of those boring ones, and had another scene together and one of them says to the other "Do I know you?" in reference to their Seinfeld days lol

[@ashokthapa5180]

2:05 "I m singing in the rain" 😂

[@degpropp9400]

I love Newmans apartment. Cosy and picturesque...

[@hamdoon666]

But flea infested.

[@nestlund]

Easily the best comedy of all time

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

best show of all time!

[@barcrrt850]

I agree! Great writing, great Actors!

[@ardalla535]

Better than Mike and Molly?? I think not.

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

@@radarwill lol! You sound like you're in junior high!!

[@scenemaker864]

@Benjamin Castillo Not in a million years.

[@Kruppt808]

We were all waiting for that "Newman".

[@JW-do2wc]

This is the first time these two are seen talking together.

[@santyclos1302]

Wrong. There is a previous episode called "The Old Man" where George and Newman have an encounter in Jerry's apartment and George asks Newman what he does for a living.

[@superstarreviews9937]

Also the episode where George gives Newman the hat,he bought at tje flea market,after Newman defends his parking.

[@tommyt1971]

And the ep where Kramer disappeared - to LA - and Jerry interrogated Newman, George was there for that and had a few words to say to Newman.

[@albertsmith99]

you know I feel so dumb but when I was a kid I thought Newman and George were the same person lol

[@gregoryrodriguez5621]

@@albertsmith99 I thought they were brothers

[@GummyBearRecords]

I was never big on creeds

[@joemckim1183]

What does he have against Apollo Creed?

[@hd-xc2lz]

Probably my favorite Newman line, delivered with such sincerity.

[@malaysianman5941]

This newman actor is very underrated, hes so funny, hes also funny in third rock from the sun.

[@TDKiller415]

- I believe the deal was that I get your calzones on my route! Well today I won't be GOING on my route, will I!? Perhaps tomorrow. - BUT I'M PAYING YOU!!! - Yes, thank you! - Newman!!

[@RedCard94]

NEWMAN!!

[@busywl69]

cut it at the best part. "Newman !!"

[@antonlampe2272]

Cant beat 2 stocky guys yelling at each other

[@alvideos2145]

Numan and george are like ironic game of thrones characters.

[@johnnyg8656]

George yells out ! But I’m paying U! Lmfao

[@DanielHodgeVoice]

Best part is you can see the fork at 1:09 and the rest of Newmans taunting is him desperately trying to keep it together that he just sat on it and its pressing into him.

[@YK-fj5bj]

Love Newman. Brilliant character (and actor).

[@8002spirgnob]

And a slice of pepperoni pizza.

[@steelman2373]

And a large soda... Lol

[@islanders1329fan]

Magic Methyl And a cannoli 🤣🤣

[@tmanepic]

@@islanders1329fan but only 3 times a week

[@joemckim1183]

@@tmanepic A little steep don't you think?

[@angelajohnson6659]

Take the calzone leave the gun!! Godfather.

[@el_opinador]

0.42 in the decoration of newman's living room, there is a plastic ice cream cone as a decoration item...🤣🤣🤣

[@nathanrock8107]

When I learn another language this is going to be my #1 show I watch translated.

[@jumicri8076]

Estos dos parecen sacados de un cómic de villanos graciosos😅 muy buena combinación.

[@sykosteve777]

It cut off right before the best part smh

[@jaguarkurd]

UNDERGROUNDBEAST NEWMAN!!!

[@xXxZEROxXx2]

That's what I was gonna say!

[@BalloutNewDregas]

N E W M A N

[@Uncleellroy]

What was the best part?

[@jacobleister3055]

I saw this episode. Why didn't this guy show him saying NEWMAN!!!?

[@Brody400]

thanks for posting, i just wish you had the part where george says newman after he shuts the door

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

I was never that big on creeds!

[@godbluffvdgg]

Newman is the best!

[@Jiggysaw]

LOL@ SINGING IN THE RAIN!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😆😆

[@maryjohnson4189nnkb]

Love the Cow Print crockpot 🤣🤣

[@TDKiller415]

"You're a mailman." Always reminds me of that line from Jingle All the Way: "GET THE MAILMAN!!!"

[@NitPickz]

I'm eating a calzone for the first time right now. And it's HUGE! AND I'm watching this very episode.

[@ahmad55]

I think this is the first and only time George and Newman had any One on one interaction with each other

[@optimisticwhovian1726]

And they made it count

[@orbison]

They had a small moment in The Old Man. It was in fact through George that we first learned Newman was a Postman.

[@superstarreviews9937]

Also in the episode where George borrowed Jerry's car,he give Newman the hat he bought at the flea market,when Newman defends George's parking!

[@sibghatmansoor5125]

There should have been so many scenes between newman and George.

[@edgeandy]

The face he makes at 1:33. XD

[@nirvhannahgarden]

I love the fork in the recliner

[@Duhjr88]

BUT I'M PAYING YOU!!! 🤣🤣🤣 all hail Costanza. Lol.

[@Nate-rl6he]

0:50 😂

[@JonatasAdoM]

I'm paying you! "Yea but we don't work in weekends or hollidays"

[@JonatasAdoM]

Boy, I really should have become a mailman!

[@Tom_Radigan]

I also love the way he says Newman

[@JonatasAdoM]

I havenever seen George and Newman together before.

[@JonatasAdoM]

I even thought at the start that they were one in the same.

[@arsan2127]

1:45 classic laughter hahaha🤣🤣

[@Johnnywiseify]

0:50 my new ringtone 😂

[@simonetanzi5103]

It's the first one!

[@eduardocrestani2454]

singing in the rain but he hates the rain...Newman! Lol

[@renaissance18]

newman: yes, thank you at 2:53 LOL

[@charliedekadens3348]

Love Newman great actor. Personality

[@mpaulm]

2:40 is the best of Newman here.

[@numbaoneg101]

1:10 lol the dinosaur poster on the wall 😄 I wonder if this was before or after Jurassic Park

[@MrBird2007]

He's very regiment about his meals!

[@bradredford4846]

"But I'm paying you!!"

[@jordanwhite8099]

Yes thank u

[@leonel2009ish]

I don't work in the rain jajajaja

[@weekendpartier]

It's raining. I don't work in the rain!

[@lucius1976]

1:01 Newman sitting under a dinosaur poster :-)

[@Loyal_homie100]

😂I heard Mr steinbrenner can be a bit erratic I hate to see him when he's Hungry

[@huhuruz77]

Newman was the most funny character in this serial !!

[@Tom_Radigan]

I love how George shout to Newman "BUT IM PAYING YOU"

[@lord_insany]

What's that framed art piece behind Newman? Looks like Rodney Matthews.

[@Chrisstian111]

And three times a week I shall require a cannoli lol

[@gooner4life518]

Wayne Knight was also great on 3rd Rock from the Sun which was a very funny show

[@tomp4925]

He called in sick. Lol

[@mediasawdust2458]

Newman's laugh at :50.

[@andersonenvy]

You cut the end, before he yells, "NEWMAN"!

[@brandonknight7773]

Mr.blik and duckman voice actors ladies and germs

[@HarshNerf]

Just realized there's a dinosaur poster in Newman's house...Jurassic Park reference?

[@jr2280]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!

[@authorsofwargaming2202]

whats the best part

[@kuchitsu4]

"calzone" is such a funny word

[@147258GS]

It’s the 1st one!

[@johnnyrainbow50]

damn you cut off at the best part

[@paulhallatt4313]

I'm singing in the rain!!!

[@fo0l913]

Lets all type lines from the clip into the comment section.

[@chess012345]

tare scena

[@lesbsocal9107]

I love Neuman's apartment

[@argon78]

Three times a week, I shall require a cannoli...

[@rickdogwinger1869]

What language is this

[@Artofficial1986]

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

[@JonatasAdoM]

Deliveries in a nutshell

[@AllAbouttheFish]

Hello Newman!!

[@HETFIELD]

How can you cut off the last few seconds when George says "Newman!" Amateur video editors...

[@Hot80s]

& you cut off george saying... newman!

[@InMotionForAMillion]

Thumbs down for cutting out the final line: George yelling, “NEWMAN!”