"Up" But Everything About It Is Bad

[@cantoken]

As a Chinese person, I can confirm that I only wear shirts with Chinese Takeout, am constantly complaining about Chinese manufacturing, don’t know what a cookie is unless it’s a fortune cookie, and am extremely smart and knows how to cook

[@leuvenfra]

all chinese do is eat hot chip and lie 😔

[@dmlppspringtraplover]

Sorry for all the racism you deal with it's not right

[@05w47d]

I can also confirm

[@lred1383]

You also missed the stereotype of Chinese tourists taking photos of everything they come across.

[@pyroid49]

@@leuvenfra ANY CHINESE PERSON BORN AFTER 1993

[@lucy_2392]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m Egyptian, we only drink Pyramids”

[@dafunny2255]

ok that made me laugh gg that was great

[@bigtankturtle8519]

lol

[@TheSmallOne66]

😂😂😂

[@mafioo_]

...we only drink Children's blood during our sacrifices to the gods.

[@Mage335]

​@@mafioo_oh no

[@acaterpillargivingbirth]

I'm French and I can confirm, we all drink wine, it's the only drink available here. We sweat wine. We cry wine. It even rains wine.

[@adrienscrown2079]

Underrated comment

[@chiaratraber5885]

It's the same in Germany only with beer.

[@acaterpillargivingbirth]

@@chiaratraber5885 I never went there so I wonder how it is in the border ?

[@SM-qv2om]

and everything solid is made out of cheese

[@acaterpillargivingbirth]

@@SM-qv2om i'm typing this on my cheese phone while drinking wine. We make the best cheese blankets here.

[@Off-colorsign]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Billion Surprise Toys. We only drink *sauoces* ."

[@updated_autopsy_report1]

Underrated

[@JRS06]

This is the best answer.

[@Kuromi_Smiles]

the ice cream bar Danny remix

[@Icommitwarcrimestoo]

Underrated 🙏🙏

[@johnlesher3001]

and only eat chocoleets

[@miss.shrewd424]

“Would you like some tea?” “No I’m British we only drink....oh wait yes actually I would.”

[@morningfaroe612]

lmfaooo

[@constantTVstatic]

Lol

[@barrronessa]

so triggering that I’m british and hate tea 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@frightzfriez]

Mmao

[@kindredkate8940]

If you asked an American, they’d ask you to pour it out into the Boston Harbor and hand them a Diet Coke. Edit: (According to the stereotypes lol)

[@redbassist5590]

"Hey, what's that purple plant over there? It smells nice." "Oh that's just some lavender." *All of humanity becomes hypnotized*

[@screamindog8772]

“what perfume do you use?” “laven-“

[@dr.conway1670]

Lol scp gang

[@robloxianzodiacqueen7091]

@@screamindog8772 “what’s your favorite color?”

[@JupieIs-AoKay]

Laven-

[@lemondude2]

its an scp

[@fishyk1452]

"Would you like some tea?" "Noh Imma Italiana We only Drinka blended pizza."

[@Daddy-ue1du]

Tomato sauce*

[@Daddy-ue1du]

@George Khoory What?

[@viktor5783]

Or some virgin olive oil

[@Daddy-ue1du]

@@viktor5783 “Virgin” olive oil.

[@viktor5783]

@@Daddy-ue1du God, really? Don't you have anything else to do? Well, thanks anyway ig

[@JuliRocket]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m American we only drink bullets.”

[@breadman7837]

They’re very chewy

[@DangerViking_1]

This is my favorite drink!

[@Eiendreamer]

What else can I drink at approximately 1500m/s?

[@thejuiceking2219]

@@Eiendreamer what's an m?

[@MonolithicCyanTsunami]

Hell yeah brother 🦅 🇺🇸

[@ionamcmenemy5654]

all of the characters from every single one of these rip off movies sounds like they were voiced by the same two dudes with the microphone on their headphones

[@touplesoup]

Xbox mics with a sixty years old tryna fit in

[@ionamcmenemy5654]

@Farhana Kj yes gerard indeed the black parade may be dead but gerard is forever

[@taralamlam798]

mcmenemy 34 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@astrilume]

@@touplesoup They would be AT LEAST a Blue yeti

[@ionamcmenemy5654]

@@taralamlam798 why are you showing me this

[@UtterBroadwayTrash]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm american, we only drink *pure burger grease* "

[@troubledorange2896]

*i no longer wish to be American*

[@SquallyCoin5664]

We chug Pepsi down our throats, are blood is made out of diabetes.

[@emmersonrector6885]

Can confirm. I am the personification of Diabetes.

[@paisleybryant9914]

yes.

[@sabinastrash6813]

Aight heading up to America

[@Styxintheriver]

"would you like some tea?" "No, I'm British. I only drink..... Holy shit"

[@swineherd_]

You drink holy shit? Well, it's disgusting that you drink poop, but at least you bless it first.

[@Styxintheriver]

@@swineherd_ luckily I'm American

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

As a Brit, I can confirm, we go to our local cathedral and bless our shit, then drink it

[@Artemismeow1]

*TEA*

[@jjafs1008]

@@swineherd_ I can't-

[@Shulamarino]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Canadian, I only drink maple syrup."

[@nefertitimontoya]

Me too

[@EngeneZ19]

me too

[@strangelove5160]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Hispanic, I only drink s a l s a"

[@dingle_balz]

Underrated

[@riri.4393]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Asian, i only drink bat soup."

[@dingle_balz]

@@riri.4393 lol

[@drawnwithlove3499]

@@riri.4393 "sorry, I'm Filipino, I only drink beach water"

[@jqvxx]

I'm hispanic and I don't like salsa

[@waynethestonejohsnon2993]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, sorry I'm the super energized rock, I only drink l҉a҉v҉e҉n҉d҉e҉r҉"

[@calowenby1654]

LaVonder!

[@MrsZSmith300]

LMAOOO IM CRYING

[@asheronthehoise4813]

*the entire world was hypnotized*

[@po47325]

- the recreational Benzedrex drinker

[@RealRexRiplash]

@@calowenby1654 L'vondeur

[@gregevenden6515]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm a baguette, we only drink French people."

[@xywowpig8903]

I, too, love the exquisite taste of French people

[@XxScarletSkies]

🤣

[@A_Pigeon181]

Wait baguettes have feelings? Aw shit, sorry man, I think I ate your parents

[@saaandshark]

@@A_Pigeon181 You monster

[@hikikoboy2865]

Wait a minute

[@justsomerandompersononthei1773]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, i'm a writer, i only drink my own tears."

[@janethesnow2080]

And the tears of those who read the work

[@TheBritishDragong]

HELP

[@justsomerandompersononthei1773]

@@TheBritishDragong I'm always saying that too

[@TheBritishDragong]

@@justsomerandompersononthei1773 this got some real giggles out of me, well done 😭

[@NeoLegend9094]

Don’t forget the pencils, pencils are always the best meal to go with tears. Or if you write online, just eat your device.

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

20:03 I believe that kid is actually trying to make the “joker” face to scare away the bad guy.

[@heshohesho1860]

Erin Last Name Redacted kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@callmeqt1269]

The kid did it right as I read your comment, and I said to myself “I bet this is 20:03.” Anyways, racism bad, book good.

[@echsemia]

Underrated

[@bloodmuzzle]

lmaoooo

[@dank_doggo4714]

xD

[@charlesj.guiteau3957]

“Would you like some tea?” “ No, I’m from Boston, and it’s going into the ocean”

[@bearplaysstuff580]

@@charlesj.guiteau3957 Damn Backy, Becky, and Jenna all be coming for you wait wtf kinda name is Backy, and JENNA SAYS SHES 14 LKJGSLJGHLKJG

[@LiliannEnder]

@Jenna 14 [f.u.с.к мe] ТАР 0N МY РIC who tf

[@marziiepan]

Bear PlaysStuff i think my eyes just had a stroke

[@ivelostmymind6291]

No it's more " No! I'm American and we only drink beer and soda!"

[@elizalol222]

HAHSGSGS THIS IS SO UNDERRATED

[@krys_peas]

he did it guys. he included la croix in his main channel. he's not to be trusted anymore.

[@ryanfolley7446]

He's gotten way to silly for his main channel 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@parkervalentine4937]

Ryan Symone smh my head 😔😔😔

[@Benjerman120]

tara lamlam7 wanna convert a pdf to a word document?

[@sarah-gg8wc]

him and kurtis are fallen kings sadly

[@yandevvv]

#dannygonzalezisoverpart

[@landanmoore8713]

"Le monster is horrible" -Jean Pierre "Lemon score is horrible" -Subtitles

[@LlamasAtMidnight]

French guy has a name?

[@landanmoore8713]

Jean Pierre DAY LA KWAH

[@Hades-kid-]

Jean Pierre

[@RealRexRiplash]

*Le monstieur ees orribleaux

[@RealRexRiplash]

​@@LlamasAtMidnightJean Pierre De L'Croix

[@hellohi1860]

"would you like some tea?" "No, I'm a monster, I only drink pictures of big cities"

[@SipsTwoNervously1235]

I'm just looking at all the comments about being American, and Canadian, and how they don't drink tea..... And as I'm scrolling through them, I come across this...... Safe to say I'm cleaning up my guns and McDonald's drinks

[@luckyst4r32]

W h a t

[@Glass_Dionysus]

Would you like some wine no thank you I'm British i only drink tea pipit

[@endless_del]

no, im a picture of a big city, i only drink monsters

[@theclaybor4352]

Best

[@feral-introvert]

"would you like some tea?" "no, i'm australian i only drink shrimp on the barbie"

[@maliamoh3784]

no i’m korean we only drink kimchi

[@Izzysingsofficial]

NOT SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE- ITS P R A W N ON THE BARBIE

[@renthewerecat]

don't drink small people!

[@guto1500]

no I'm Singaporean we only drink milo and yakult

[@wingz1595]

@@nessa3025 no, they drink some *M A T H S*

[@creeperinvasion6885]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m a scientist, i only drink random shit that just happens”

[@socialistrecyclebin]

UNDERRATED LMAO

[@tsiporahlomasky3813]

Sentist: well I only have stuff from my robot like sunny breakfast dinner is breakfast

[@Gwestytears]

Motor oil

[@mr.marshmallow882]

@@socialistrecyclebin did anyone else notice that the sign that normally says Greg now says... Geg

[@jacetaneneko_vt]

@@mr.marshmallow882 what’s up Geg it’s Dny.

[@random_person54]

I don’t know what it is about Danny’s videos, but they are very rewatchable. I’ve watched his videos over and over and they never get old, same with other people like him and Drew.

[@SOTHISHAPPENEDSTORIES]

Yes underrated comment

[@KureiZ]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm a makeup artist. I only spill tea."

[@lavender_heart3831]

“No, I’m extinct. I only eat rocks”

[@autumndawson06]

"and serve everyone some drama"

[@calliopeblue2303]

Sesame snapped

[@bumblebee560]

Of all the variations in the comments on this joke, this was my favorite. 😂

[@danielmak8153]

"no im a human i only drink planets"

[@hatevamps]

I feel like this should have been called 'Up but everything is down'

[@coolworms7297]

omg lol yes

[@skeletonbaby3295]

That's what I thought too

[@jasforyt]

OMG YEESS THATS SOO GOOD!!

[@MonkFilmz]

literally, when I clicked on the video I was like... "Up but everything is down" would of been a smarter tittle

[@shenice7826]

lmao yEs

[@linzzeyc6652]

"Want some tea?" "No, im greg, we only drink la croix. (and act a little silly)"

[@devilsdrawing.0144]

how dare you! this is not the second channel, only serious business here.

[@jadyn5062]

TOO WACKY MAN

[@dani-bp9wr]

Lindsey Carwford a little wacky and crazy if you will

[@maddie489]

No we Geg now.

[@linzzeyc6652]

Devils Drawing.01 you are right😔 how could i be so foolish

[@Dannyiiiii]

As an artist, I can say that drawing 4 fingers instead of 5 is much easier to draw/animate. Any artist who draws hands with 5 fingers is invincible

[@StarryPurpleX]

Ikr 😭

[@inactiontaker]

well, happy to hear it

[@jimmymushrooms420]

i can never draw hands with anything but 5 fingers, idk how anybody does it. How do you live knowing your characters can never flip someone off??

[@amousenamedcrouton]

Well thank you lol!

[@janethesnow2080]

I dont draw hands unless the character was holding something. Otherwise they are in the pockets or behind the back or anything like that. An excuse not to draw them

[@potterpusheenandcompany9811]

“Would you like some tea?” “No I’m a Greg, I only drink La Croix”

[@firevixen128s5]

💓💓💓

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Guys help I'm asian I don't know what La Croix tastes like

[@dawn8293]

@@drawnwithlove3499 I have not had it. I'm afraid to buy a case of it only for it to taste like the suggestion of a watermelon rind.

[@eat00002]

no more being greg then

[@matusalabeyene7447]

Actually I’m geg

[@ava-by2cv]

my friend: would u like some tea? me: no i'm italian, we only drink *pasta*

[@ninacael]

...pasta water*

[@Herefortheteanfood]

Potter-

[@veggieburgerlover130]

I know right! I only drink tacos.

[@evisius]

pasta sauce*

[@varunrajesh1028]

Pasta: liquid edition

[@KE28935]

My friend: would you like tea? Me: No I’m Japanese, we only drink sushi

[@fork1333]

Well, I’m from Britain. Can confirm we only drink fish

[@mich5124]

Here in Australia, we only drink Vegemite juice

[@kimnm7899]

Here in Philippines, we only drink street food

[@iamspeed3209]

i’m american we only drink bleach

[@JayJayVs]

Im American I only drink Bud light yehaw USA USA

[@hospitalgal101]

I can't get over "and he really really needs to be chased" not caught, not killed, not relocated, just chased

[@Sameelfellow]

“Would you like some tea” “No, I'm Canadian, we only drink maple syrup”

[@Mikeywayz22]

As a Canadian I can confirm

[@chromatique_music]

@@Mikeywayz22 I too, can confirm.

[@somekindasergal7792]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Irish, I can only drink beer."

[@Sameelfellow]

@@Mikeywayz22 I am Canadian too

[@withlessAsbestos]

@DubberBoi You from Newfoundland and Labrador?

[@acloudofcurls5336]

"My name is Jean Pierre..." *An ad interrupts him* "...de la Croix" Me: Yeah that's what I thought.

[@neurotypicalkirby1344]

My favorite Jobro

[@geno5056]

-Polnareff

[@sydneymorris9919]

Silver Chariot

[@artomaton776]

was gonna see if anyone commented about this I was not disappointed.

[@luxx456]

a cloud of curls polnarefff

[@phud69]

Danny: *holds La Croix Me: checks channel *video is on Danny's main channel Me: *impossible*

[@the_tangled_girl9494]

How could he be so goofy and wacky here!?!

[@elliefitz5403]

@@the_tangled_girl9494 it's not even the goofy and wacky channel!!!

[@dipstikkc]

But, they’re both different people

[@sandybrains]

thank u for pointing this out

[@inexperiencedlad]

technically he didn’t drink it but... still a bit too goofy and wacky

[@depressoespresso7631]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Vietnamese, I only drink fish sauce"

[@ruthkabalo3751]

They get their ideas from choices in Episode: [Do nothing] [Blow Kisses] [I'm a genius]

[@welcome_to_nowhere]

You forgot [divorce]

[@engeIic]

“Spend 89 diamonds to kick him in the balls?”

[@Yuga_yamarai]

"it seems like you don't have enough gems. Would you like to buy 33 gems for your entire college fund And your children's souls?"

[@bankrobber6993]

@@Yuga_yamarai AHAHHA YES

[@ruthkabalo3751]

@@Yuga_yamarai "Your purchase has been made. Sorry, could not redeem gems due to network error"

[@grant788]

would love a full length avengers where you play every character

[@queenqong5381]

That is a dream I never knew I had

[@sophiaplingos912]

Yes please do this Danny

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

YES

[@Nathi98]

Avengers: Infinity Danny

[@thesidelinegm1596]

You can't replace Jeremy Renner

[@samanthahoerner460]

I love the fact that his wall says “geg” instead of Greg but I would love it more if it changed to egg in the next video

[@KingCherry-ig8kf]

It actually says gegr

[@lavenderlaceration]

Egg

[@aidensalvi2969]

@@KingCherry-ig8kf 00:07

[@Grug611]

@@KingCherry-ig8kf what about geegr

[@emjeanb]

are we now geg the fastest growing army

[@Somerandomyoutuber2]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m human we only drink blood”

[@Zali-cg2bv]

you mean a vampire

[@Embibuiltdifferent]

are you implying that french people bleed wine

[@imgoofus]

@@Embibuiltdifferentdont they though

[@coredetenebris3314]

@@EmbibuiltdifferentAre you implying that French people aren’t human?

[@Embibuiltdifferent]

@@coredetenebris3314 when did I imply that??

[@foxja1]

“Would you like any tea?” “No I’m American we only throw tea off boats”

[@declanjames1294]

and we chug nacho cheese for breakfast

[@themyofmy]

@@declanjames1294 nice pfp

[@declanjames1294]

@@themyofmy thanks I guess? lol

[@akleemasherriff8376]

Teen titans

[@declanjames1294]

@Timothy A Schuler mmm yes nacho cheese is scrumptious if I do say so myself

[@theflickchick9850]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Christian. I only drink wine that's previously been water."

[@arloisrandom7378]

STOOPP💀

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Wine that also might be Jesus’ blood.

[@No1aonjupiter.]

Holy water*

[@jaxoncase8264]

Lmao , yeah 🤣🤣

[@obiwankenobi9141]

@MC (Lei Kakichi) No one's ever really gone.

[@mr.cyanide4897]

"Do you want some tea" "No thank you, I am Jamaican, we only drink weed"

[@lemonjuice1505]

Dab Howlter * sips weed *

[@katies5356]

sounds pretty good to me

[@brianna9039]

i- do my eyes deceive me? or do i see an... annus?!

[@therealslimshitty5186]

@@brianna9039 An anus?

[@lovelysartstudio8299]

You can't have weed without "we". Please share

[@cr0wb3rry]

"would you like some tea?" "no thanks, im american, i only drink bald eagles and star spangled banners"

[@friendlyneighborhoodloser2639]

Friend: Would you like some tea? Me: No, I’m American we only drink guns and big macs.

[@bayleewoolard5514]

OH GOD😭😭😭

[@thejoker4551]

You forgot freedom

[@jai9127]

Everyone forgets the oil! Why do you think we need so much?!?

[@ashybug]

Me

[@sashaokware1530]

I love how you’re profile picture is “No”

[@khushi5236]

every foreign character in this movie's only personality trait is being foreign

[@HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

Lol

[@MEOWMIX3DS]

deadass

[@ignoremelol2576]

@Luísa Albuquerque LMFAO THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER

[@monke980]

im french and i moved to canada, everytime i talk to my english speaking friends they say french boiiii when i walk into the room so yeah, people think of your accent or nationality as a personality trait lol

[@greaseman6825]

khushi ullal movie name?

[@esteebee]

Friend: “Would you like some tea?” Me, a Canadian: “No. Sorry. I only drink maple syrup and eat snow” :/

[@anna_banana414]

I bet the syrup really washes the snow down nicely 😋

[@nnnayabi]

ahh yes

[@legendeca5535]

THE NEW MEME FORMAT GUYS

[@nikistorey9972]

Friend: Would you like some tea- Me, a British: YES, HAND IT OVER NOW. Oh and if you have any crumpets, i’ll have one of those too! (Lol I don’t even like crumpets)

[@InevitableTruth.]

Friend:"Would you like some tea?" Me, a Filipino: "No. Sorry. I only drink corruption and unemployment."

[@W-Y-K]

"would you like some tea?" "No, I'm gay. I only drink rainbows"

[@DownOnFascinationStreet]

Why do you feel the need to tell everyone who sees your account that you're gay?

[@brooklynpayge4221]

Because being gay is fucking awesome 👍🏻

[@dakikamado7343]

They taste like if someone blended a fairy but its fruity yo man its loively!

[@ILOVEBUGSNAXS]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m homophobic. I only drink red-pills.” lol 😂

[@Thedefinitonofrizz]

eww

[@yv3sgoist]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m Texan, we only drink cowboy boots.”

[@SuperSign64]

Relatable

[@Macncheese919]

@@SuperSign64 ??? Nice is it good?

[@paperplate09]

@Liana Swanner yes.

[@Macncheese919]

@@paperplate09 Good to know.

[@aurorawilmoth3237]

NO ! thats so racist , we drink horse piss thank you.

[@soarimg]

“Would you like some tea?” “No thanks, I’m Canadian we only drink *M A P L E S Y R U P*

[@Milkyway_tism]

I'm Mexican we drink tacos and smoke churros

[@ohnomysanityitsbroken7923]

as a Canadian, i can conform nor deny this statement

[@jadedtearz]

I’m Canadian and I haven’t had maple syrup in a year 😭🤚🏻

[@cringepatrol6393]

As eh Canadian who rides eh moose to go home and chug some maple syrup eh i can confirm this statement eh

[@froggzdeartist2565]

I drink a gallon of syrup everyday as a canadian

[@lynnv6025]

“Would you like some tea?” “No I’m Goat, I only drink fishy fishy makin’ it stinky”

[@roserusso3133]

This is a high tear meme

[@leeloo87]

Beautiful

[@yeetusfetus4257]

I get the fish in the mouth

[@monumenty]

I love how everyone here watches the holy trinity

[@osomatsu_fangirl7212]

Oh my gosh this comment is gold

[@Anna_Belless]

“Would you like some tea?” Nah I’m Irish, I drink the whole pub

[@emfaye23]

we need to talk about how the uncle and his partner are literally boyfriends like they raise these children together, they refer to each other as "partners", the partner is not related to the family in any other way

[@samcass67]

I was wondering if anyone noticed

[@emfaye23]

@@seajay632 it is but a joke, worry not

[@Apollo_G]

Yeah I was thinking they are 100% boyfriends

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

The creators may be racist, but they're not homophobic

[@almond3066]

I don't even understand what they intended with that LOL How do you write two men not related living together raising a family and not realize how gay it sounds

[@kraken6183]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm a Greg I only drink Craigs"

[@ritapizza821]

and la croix

[@Noursinette_]

@@ritapizza821 💀

[@calowenby1654]

Ah yes, cuz after the Craigs are hit by buses, they turn into wonderful-tasting drinkable liquid.

[@roselovesspiders]

@@calowenby1654 agreed

[@yuki97kira]

Thats either horrific cannibalism or kinky

[@norahargentine763]

“Would you like some tea?” Me: “No, I’m Italian, we only drink spaghetti sauce”

[@breadbutter4231]

I knew it

[@yeah8598]

Sterco. Im not italian but my parents are

[@cottagexycore739]

Adoro male 😂

[@loryn9601]

yeah how can your parents be Italian but you’re not? Unless you’re adopted

[@陳心晨-i6q]

babeloveforyour.link/dEcStl2QlvAc

[@finneas_soss]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m Italian, we only drink spaghetti.”

[@xkray556]

The people who are named Greg probably feel so lucky. they literally get a shout-out every video.

[@greggygilgen5691]

I do

[@vulcan8724]

greggy gilgen :0

[@mayabelikin4701]

but.. all our names *are* greg

[@marziiepan]

greggy gilgen sir that’s a great name

[@evelyngregg4666]

I had a heart attack that one time he said Greg family dinner

[@RamseyIX]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m Japanese, we only drink sushi”

[@laurenleloup3022]

People who didn't get this joke: r/whooosh

[@kingworldadventures]

@@laurenleloup3022 the joke wasn’t very good in my eyes it should have been soy sauce

[@spacemountainvanity]

Shirt 👕????

[@bessieburnet9816]

Sake

[@sezedal]

Soy sauce

[@Emma-gl9rp]

Danny: **drinks la croix on his main channel, where he doesn’t get a little bit wacky and a little bit weird** Me: Oh shit the entire world is ending now

[@thatoneguy9582]

@@stalebread3454 Goddammit first Kurtis and now Danny

[@romaniangamercommunity2223]

@@luvleytatym bet you didnt expect to get a reply this soon

[@lucashelms11]

#dannygonzalezisoverparty

[@Jonathan-kv3rn]

"would you like some tea?" "No, I'm a utahn. We only drink fry sauce"

[@dashellnichols8280]

As a fellow Utahn I can confirm this as true

[@mollymoo372]

“Would you like some tea?” “No I am Danny Gonzalez I only drink La,croix”

[@louloudaki_]

specifically lemoncello

[@phanic.at.the.disco.]

underrated comment ‼️

[@sarahdunn3247]

"Would you like some milk?" "No I'm Molly Moo." Edit: No offense intended

[@heckrum]

_jean peirre_ lacroix

[@jerk7286]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I am Canadian, I drink maple syrup and moose, sorry"

[@elayna68]

I was looking for a Canadian one of this!! Thank you fellow Canadian

[@freshbread4039]

liquid M U U S E

[@shitnugget12]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate the wonderful ness of maple syrup

[@sloppyontheds8304]

eh there bud, we drink double doubles

[@chuuromantic]

AND MOOSE

[@eatstreet1755]

Can’t believe the creators of “Up” actually believed they’d get away with copying this masterpiece *sighs in turtle*

[@the-postal-dude]

"this comment was made by jean pierre polnareff"

[@jeejjaaj8928]

🐢

[@MC-eq7pi]

Lmao

[@jamieanimations1348]

@@the-postal-dude a fellow jojo fan i see

[@fennix5628]

@@jamieanimations1348 I thought it was naruto

[@Sarvente-wt3tj]

"Would you like some tea?" "ew no im Russian, we only drink vodka"

[@SethiKinsGaming]

but that one's true tho

[@bobbobobbinbob324]

“Do you want some tea” Me: no thanks I’m Irish I drink mashed potatoes

[@mikerivera373]

Wouldn’t yalls stereotype be drinking literally anything alcoholic?

[@jai9127]

Mike Rivera well that could be like half of Europe’s stereotype tbf

[@shennnnnnnnnnnn]

all i can hear is niall horan saying “potato” im so sry

[@KL96012]

Is it weird when I hear potatoe land I think of Ohio?

[@therealdevcat]

@@KL96012 It would make more sense if you thought of Idaho.

[@Yxlesi]

'Would you like tea?' No, Im stealing this joke.

[@seauqis]

How come un OG get more likes

[@pigeonsata173]

Omg-

[@pigeonsata173]

Hi!

[@selitajimenez182]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5jVpZytbc-Sg7M

[@seauqis]

@Chloe lindgren beautiful

[@iklv07]

So this is where Amanda’s been. Not on a mission in Afganistán after all

[@katieo.8590]

HA I understood that reference

[@lizzyd9082]

I still believe she was in Afghanistan 😤

[@chloesimmons9917]

Who?

[@valofthewags9767]

Wait I thought she went rogue

[@brilianairlangga1408]

Where the Extra greeting???😭😭😭

[@mishascave9462]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m Ukrainian, We only drink vodka”

[@reign_issue]

AND your name is misha? stereotype heaven over here

[@JamisShulikov192]

did you mean *h o r i l k a*

[@auramint]

@@reign_issueand you’re in Canada?

[@auramint]

@@reign_issueor is that not a ride the cyclone referwnce

[@spinalcordinc]

“No, my name is Lavender, I only drink-“ “Oh fuck everyone’s hypnotised again. Why does this keep _happening_ ?”

[@sweetlycara]

i’m wheezing 💀

[@fallen-star666]

*W H E E Z E*

[@Bear_Song]

LMBO this is so good 🤣👍✨

[@laurenletzelter7356]

“Would you like some tea?” “No I’m Danny Gonzalez, I only drink la croix”

[@nuclearbomb9483]

Stop. You're getting too goofy and silly for the main channel.

[@debjanisengupta448]

That's..................... The truest thing I've heard all day.....

[@ieatedgod]

@@nuclearbomb9483 this comment is just a little too unscripted

[@JBC352]

@@nuclearbomb9483 I guess you could say they’re being 2Danny2Furious 😎

[@heyPilotGuy]

La Croix is like gasoline for a car but for danny

[@huskyanimations2066]

“Would you like tea?” “No I’m a Geg, I only drink la croix.”

[@Cumonpeople]

Ah yes I am geg

[@ignoremelol2576]

Ah yes, *g e g*

[@Tankdmps]

*G E G*

[@TrippaMazing87]

"Would you like tea?" "No, im Greg, I drink the blood of the Craig's"

[@TechSupport900]

*G E G O L I N I S E E R D*

[@Djjddnnswj]

“Would you like some tea?” “Yes, I’m Bri’ish”

[@Djjddnnswj]

I’m not actually British, get trolled noobs 😹🤝

[@Rush-ne6lo]

​@@Djjddnnswjnobody was trolled

[@LJCG777]

​@@Rush-ne6lo83 people were fooled, have fun NOOB

[@confusedaf1112]

Can we talk about how they made the Chinese character's skintone straight up yellow? Like it's the same colour as the French guy's shirt.

[@sanelaalic6715]

@HM DVG no

[@A_Pigeon181]

@HM DVG 📸🤨

[@Tila_the_asian]

Not to mention the stupid stereotypes smh

[@Simonporter89]

Well... they're yellowish brown, what's the point of pretending otherwise

[@jiayi5829]

A lot of Chinese around me have white skin though or just tan

[@damiens_room]

“Would you like some tea?” No, I’m Billion Surprise Toys, I only drink greenish pista.

[@introvertedjo1238]

Nah, they drink all the sauces from the Refrigerator

[@Zachary-ht2so]

@@introvertedjo1238 you mean the sooces

[@ashortcuber9036]

@@Zachary-ht2so *ahem* , souwces

[@themostcoolultimateguy2322]

Huzzah! A man of quality!

[@xXxM0nzt3r_V0m1TxXx]

@@Zachary-ht2so sáwaces

[@sparkyclue6700]

“Would you like some tea?” “No I am american, we only drink _Hamburgers_ “

[@aaronlandry3934]

Dragon Man222 *a liter of cola

[@morganwardfilm]

*oil

[@isbammoi3358]

I think you misspelled *freedom* (fireworks in the background)

[@therighteousbeaver]

No I would like HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP

[@blurry.7z]

and guns!

[@elk1827]

“Would you like some tea?” No I’m your vampire dad, I only drink the blood of your eight-year-old classmate

[@thetinydoggo8216]

Which one? The one who barfs in the middle of the test? Or the one who bites everyone and says he/she is a wolf

[@ace_storm8650]

@@thetinydoggo8216 both

[@miriamhodges5632]

Underrated comment

[@elk1827]

@@miriamhodges5632 Thank you :)

[@kys_luvv]

LOL

[@OneTopic]

Really not sure how many times I’ve come back to watch this but I know even this won’t be the last.

[@jessgoldman5519]

Topicky Wopicky!!! Hiii!!!

[@sandcat1473]

ONE TOPIC LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@kalliwn8734]

I’ve found you! :)

[@lolcandyyy]

Yooooo you watch this guy with us too!?

[@i_luv_clownz330]

No cus I always re watch Danny Gonzalez’s videos like 2000000000000 times-

[@helenamilburn3314]

"do you want some tea" no, I'm from England we only drink- wait

[@bubbletoons3235]

No I'm from England we only drink English

[@FreakishSmilePA]

we only drink the tears of the Irish

[@vans955]

FreakishSmile and the Scottish

[@slinkyontheceiling2240]

And the German *we shall rise*

[@JoshuaDuncan-o1u]

"Would you want some tea?" "Nah im from America, we drink *FREEDOM!!!* (insert bald eagle screech)"

[@smiller6986]

*A storm of eagles has awoken*🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@cinnamon9174]

Person: hey want some tea? Me: *NO* I’m Canadian, I only drink *maple syrup*

[@POSTALPILLED]

AYYYY A CANUK!!!! :DDDDDD

[@bugfairy]

person: do u want tea- me: hahaaAHFJSG no, i’m asian. i prefer dogs.

[@mayoissause8042]

SHOOT I HAVE TO DELETE THE COMMENT I JUST POSTED I SAID THE SAME THING AHHH IM SO SORRY

[@jf3nr]

"Do you want some te-" "NO! I'm american, I only drink soda."

[@fxkroblox1688]

Ashley Alian lol omg

[@meruemfan4950]

“Would you like some tea?” No, I live in florida. We only drink pool water.

[@Tw0Dots]

You mean hotdog water

[@moist_raccoon9359]

So that’s why the people there are so dumb

[@lizzyynoelle]

*alligator pee

[@greenbean_soups]

@@moist_raccoon9359 no were not all dumb

[@Jscon864]

No we only drink Bud Lite

[@notashyknees]

“Would you like some tea?” “No I’m an artist, I drink paint water”

[@anotherhuman1802]

"Would you like some tea?" "No I'm a digital artist, I only drink battery acid"

[@Pnc531]

Paint water’s not that bad tbh

[@jasperjazzie]

@@Pnc531 ...uh...

[@Theredhood69420]

@@Pnc531 WHAT?!

[@anotherhuman1802]

@@Pnc531 it really isn't

[@sherriecargal]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Texan, we only drink beer"

[@t5ngerine51]

"would you like some tea?" nein danke, im from germany and we only drink ze bier

[@gabrieldiaz5274]

You decided to talk about this and not the fact jean pierre has the same hair as another jean Pierre Also lol

[@gabbyriel03]

Narancia tf are u doing here

[@ikonschild]

Immer diese deutschen 😪 einfach überall

[@dipstikkc]

Would you like to drink some vodka with this loser 12 year old?

[@joeydoll8660]

Im german, and i can confirm this is true, even tho i hate ze bier

[@everythingfunandcrafty2596]

so you’re telling me that those two scientists had a family together but were just “partners” um ok

[@Joemam024]

I mean they could be romantic partners

[@everythingfunandcrafty2596]

Dat Boi yes that is what i am implying

[@Joemam024]

eye lips eye : parentheses I know I was implying that they’re implying that they are romantic partners

[@willywillz2435]

Dat Boi WHY DID YOU TYPE OUT 👁👄👁 LMAOAJQJQKKQKW

[@willywillz2435]

shrek's jizz OH LMAO WHY AM I DUMB-

[@4de11a]

“Want some tea” No thanks, I’m from “What’s Up” I only drink *Asian Stereotypes*

[@ky6180]

oh boy

[@admironth]

Yum I should try it sometime

[@4de11a]

•tėåå• Very nummy 10/10 would recommend

[@youremom228]

Kyra Fivecoat hi

[@ky6180]

Youre Mom hi

[@babyvision6924]

“Would you like some tea” “No, I'm American, we only drink deep fried cholestorol”

[@thisissarah815]

You’re not really wrong... sadly

[@jai9127]

Forgot oil

[@yerilove816]

That just happens to be my favorite drink

[@ummaddy777]

no we drink deep fried anti trump juice 🙈

[@TRBenjiSwiss]

we aussies drink beer brewed with fermented snakes venom

[@zoehill7879]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m Mexican. We only drink refried beans.”

[@lavender_heart3831]

“No, I’m airplane. We only drink human blood.”

[@Box_Head.exe125]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Mexican. We only drink *T O R T I L L A S*

[@aribakhan1239]

Lavender_heart :3 no i’m paul zimmer, i only eat airplanes

[@lavender_heart3831]

@@aribakhan1239 “No I’m scared, mommy pick me up”

[@vanillalopez9544]

no wey mejor un rico helado de frijoles ;-;

[@char388]

My dad is a scientist, and I can confirm this is exactly how they act.

[@RabidlyTaboo]

with or w/o the racism?

[@michelledolbeck4230]

r/wooosh

[@jacksonsummers1312]

Ian Ingold he said exact🤔

[@sum1540]

@@jacksonsummers1312 sarcasm

[@jaxongrow9020]

@@michelledolbeck4230 who are you whoooshing?

[@suzannep4122]

5:43 I love this part cause on other platforms I usually go by a different name which happens to have Lavender in it so I fear a few people I know still uses the word lavender

[@thatmf5181]

“would you like some tea?“ “no, im Swedish i only drink mëåtbäll“

[@morenita1218]

“Would u like some tea?” “No sorry, I’m Swedish so I only drink *Pucko* .”

[@aurasushii3676]

*no I'm American we only drink soda*

[@aurasushii3676]

*no, I'm Russian we only drink vodka*

[@aurasushii3676]

*no, I'm human I only drink water*

[@aurasushii3676]

No I'm British, I only drink tea

[@SuperCalbo]

Person: would you like some tea? Danny Gonzalez: no, I only drink la Croix

[@ruthbolton2361]

Only wine. We french only wioix.

[@grapesmash3517]

@Eloise JAMES bro that's the joke, it's his intro on one of his second channel videos

[@v_o_o_d_o_o_7932]

@Eloise JAMES r/whoosh

[@VariousVideosFrom2016ToNow]

The movie's logic: french people only drink wine french babies: bonjour, oui oui i love me some good ol' red wine in my sippy cup.

[@Punz-v9v]

I laughed at this for longer than I should have. Lol, plz help meh

[@aariababyyy.8334]

😂😂😂😂

[@Tw0Dots]

Wait, you arent supposed to get babies absolutely fucking wasted?

[@paradox9313]

oUI oUI mon ami je m’apelle lafayETTE

[@stupidkilljoy3516]

TheHijanEmpire *INHALES* THE LANCEOLOT OF THE REVOLUTIONARY SET-

[@mtjloves1324]

"Would you like some tea?" "No I'm an Indian I only drink chai teas"

[@sleepytree8028]

Someone: "would you like some tea?" Me: no, I’m Australian I only drink shrimp on the barbie

[@ava-ne8zw]

Sleepy Tree *laughs in Australian*

[@Navoii.]

No I’m Swedish I only drink LEGO No I’m Russian we only drink vodka

[@juneau7679]

Navoii Gamer ikea?

[@Rapr47]

i'm turkish i only drink tea

[@scarlettanderson1797]

i only drink microwaved vegemite and milo

[@cgreeley3865]

danny: “Jean Pierre De La Croix” *holds up a can of la croix* whoa there danny. this isn’t your second channel. this is getting a little too goofy

[@dogshit8565]

Woah danny, save that for the furious danny. Not the regular danny.

[@nepnep1802]

@Aaron Coleman oh wow

[@wolfthiel1894]

Lainie Forsythe and wacky

[@KyleKiske254]

I thought he was gonna say Jean Pierre Polnareff for a second

[@hundredcloth1906]

No no its jean pierre ponlarref

[@godsnintendog]

Friend: Would you like some tea? Me: Um, no, I’m Canadian, we only drink syrup

[@SirBlackReeds]

Yes I'm English, we only drink tea.

[@cowgirlkendall1757]

I’m Greek, I only drink peta bread

[@firstbornimperialfistmarin3563]

Coffee and Mountain Dew is what is about here

[@liamsigma5]

Americans reading this comment: do you mean the strawberry syrup I get at IHOP?

[@Ppawsismycat]

Friend bought maple syrup once and didn’t want it so I drank the whole bottle :)

[@ahrikim4546]

"would you like some tea?" "no, im a dumbass. I only drink ✨silly juice✨"

[@chlorox_1410]

“want some tea?” “i’m asian, i only drink straight a’s.”

[@Tw0Dots]

You only drink lo mein

[@paperbag9140]

I drink Sriracha

[@heavenascended]

Nah tea is about right, it was literally invented in china

[@hweshi]

I drink chocolate milk.... from my tie

[@ynaburber6901]

coconut juice😌

[@nikishri]

Person: "Would you like some tea?" Me: "No, I'm Indian. We only drink chai and the disappointment of our parents"

[@user-nw3ol7fk1i]

this is the first of these comments to actually make me laugh out loud I was NOT expecting that-

[@jye4710]

damn that disappointment part do be hitting home doe :(

[@Cecil...]

Oof

[@shr1y4a]

damn i felt that on another level

[@joeydoll8660]

i felt that and im not even Indian.