"Up" But Everything About It Is Bad

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Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on KZbin, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
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[@cantoken]

As a Chinese person, I can confirm that I only wear shirts with Chinese Takeout, am constantly complaining about Chinese manufacturing, don’t know what a cookie is unless it’s a fortune cookie, and am extremely smart and knows how to cook

[@leuvenfra]

all chinese do is eat hot chip and lie 😔

[@dmlppspringtraplover]

Sorry for all the racism you deal with it's not right

[@05w47d]

I can also confirm

[@lred1383]

You also missed the stereotype of Chinese tourists taking photos of everything they come across.

[@pyroid49]

@@leuvenfra ANY CHINESE PERSON BORN AFTER 1993

[@acaterpillargivingbirth]

I'm French and I can confirm, we all drink wine, it's the only drink available here. We sweat wine. We cry wine. It even rains wine.

[@adrienscrown2079]

Underrated comment

[@chiaratraber5885]

It's the same in Germany only with beer.

[@acaterpillargivingbirth]

@@chiaratraber5885 I never went there so I wonder how it is in the border ?

[@SM-qv2om]

and everything solid is made out of cheese

[@acaterpillargivingbirth]

@@SM-qv2om i'm typing this on my cheese phone while drinking wine. We make the best cheese blankets here.

[@Mikasacusfan]

“Would you like some tea?” "No thanks, I'm Danny's Second channel where I like to get a little bit goofier, a little bit wackier, and a little bit sillier. So I only drink La Croix."

[@chonkycat5672]

This comment is underrated XD

[@aryan40024]

La cwaaa

[@gebruikersnaamHannah]

HAHAHAHAHA YES

[@ch34pwoowoo7]

Aha yes !!! 😂

[@autisticlettuce]

Aryan Bangera la cwaaasaoint

[@Off-colorsign]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Billion Surprise Toys. We only drink *sauoces* ."

[@updated_autopsy_report1]

Underrated

[@JRS06]

This is the best answer.

[@Kuromi_Smiles]

the ice cream bar Danny remix

[@Icommitwarcrimestoo]

Underrated 🙏🙏

[@johnlesher3001]

and only eat chocoleets

[@redbassist5590]

"Hey, what's that purple plant over there? It smells nice." "Oh that's just some lavender." *All of humanity becomes hypnotized*

[@screamindog8772]

“what perfume do you use?” “laven-“

[@dr.conway1670]

Lol scp gang

[@robloxianzodiacqueen7091]

@@screamindog8772 “what’s your favorite color?”

[@jupiter8795]

Laven-

[@lemondude2]

its an scp

[@ionamcmenemy5654]

all of the characters from every single one of these rip off movies sounds like they were voiced by the same two dudes with the microphone on their headphones

[@touplesoup]

Xbox mics with a sixty years old tryna fit in

[@ionamcmenemy5654]

@Farhana Kj yes gerard indeed the black parade may be dead but gerard is forever

[@taralamlam798]

mcmenemy 34 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@astrilume]

@@touplesoup They would be AT LEAST a Blue yeti

[@ionamcmenemy5654]

@@taralamlam798 why are you showing me this

[@emfaye23]

we need to talk about how the uncle and his partner are literally boyfriends like they raise these children together, they refer to each other as "partners", the partner is not related to the family in any other way

[@samcass67]

I was wondering if anyone noticed

[@emfaye23]

@@seajay632 it is but a joke, worry not

[@Apollo_G]

Yeah I was thinking they are 100% boyfriends

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

The creators may be racist, but they're not homophobic

[@almond3066]

I don't even understand what they intended with that LOL How do you write two men not related living together raising a family and not realize how gay it sounds

[@JuliRocket]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m American we only drink bullets.”

[@breadman7837]

They’re very chewy

[@DangerViking_1]

This is my favorite drink!

[@PFOxide421]

What else can I drink at approximately 1500m/s?

[@thejuiceking2219]

@@PFOxide421 what's an m?

[@MonolithicCyanTsunami]

Hell yeah brother 🦅 🇺🇸

[@hatevamps]

I feel like this should have been called 'Up but everything is down'

[@coolworms7297]

omg lol yes

[@skeletonbaby3295]

That's what I thought too

[@jasforyt]

OMG YEESS THATS SOO GOOD!!

[@MonkFilmz]

literally, when I clicked on the video I was like... "Up but everything is down" would of been a smarter tittle

[@shenice7826]

lmao yEs

[@confusedaf1112]

Can we talk about how they made the Chinese character's skintone straight up yellow? Like it's the same colour as the French guy's shirt.

[@sanelaalic6715]

@HM DVG no

[@A_Pigeon181]

@HM DVG 📸🤨

[@Tila_the_asian]

Not to mention the stupid stereotypes smh

[@Simonporter89]

Well... they're yellowish brown, what's the point of pretending otherwise

[@jiayi5829]

A lot of Chinese around me have white skin though or just tan

[@miss.shrewd424]

“Would you like some tea?” “No I’m British we only drink....oh wait yes actually I would.”

[@morningfaroe612]

lmfaooo

[@constantTVstatic]

Lol

[@barrronessa]

so triggering that I’m british and hate tea 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@frightzfriez]

Mmao

[@kindredkate8940]

If you asked an American, they’d ask you to pour it out into the Boston Harbor and hand them a Diet Coke. Edit: (According to the stereotypes lol)

[@random_person54]

I don’t know what it is about Danny’s videos, but they are very rewatchable. I’ve watched his videos over and over and they never get old, same with other people like him and Drew.

[@krys_peas]

he did it guys. he included la croix in his main channel. he's not to be trusted anymore.

[@ryanfolley7446]

He's gotten way to silly for his main channel 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@parkervalentine4937]

Ryan Symone smh my head 😔😔😔

[@Benjerman120]

tara lamlam7 wanna convert a pdf to a word document?

[@sarah-gg8wc]

him and kurtis are fallen kings sadly

[@yandevvv]

#dannygonzalezisoverpart

[@samanthahoerner460]

I love the fact that his wall says “geg” instead of Greg but I would love it more if it changed to egg in the next video

[@KingCherry-ig8kf]

It actually says gegr

[@lavenderlaceration]

Egg

[@aidensalvi2969]

@@KingCherry-ig8kf 00:07

[@Grug611]

@@KingCherry-ig8kf what about geegr

[@emjeanb]

are we now geg the fastest growing army

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

20:03 I believe that kid is actually trying to make the “joker” face to scare away the bad guy.

[@heshohesho1860]

Erin Last Name Redacted kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@callmeqt1269]

The kid did it right as I read your comment, and I said to myself “I bet this is 20:03.” Anyways, racism bad, book good.

[@echsemia]

Underrated

[@bloodmuzzle]

lmaoooo

[@dank_doggo4714]

xD

[@Dannyiiiii]

As an artist, I can say that drawing 4 fingers instead of 5 is much easier to draw/animate. Any artist who draws hands with 5 fingers is invincible

[@StarryPurpleX]

Ikr 😭

[@inactiontaker]

well, happy to hear it

[@jimmymushrooms420]

i can never draw hands with anything but 5 fingers, idk how anybody does it. How do you live knowing your characters can never flip someone off??

[@amousenamedcrouton]

Well thank you lol!

[@janethesnow2080]

I dont draw hands unless the character was holding something. Otherwise they are in the pockets or behind the back or anything like that. An excuse not to draw them

[@charlesj.guiteau3957]

“Would you like some tea?” “ No, I’m from Boston, and it’s going into the ocean”

[@bearplaysstuff580]

@@charlesj.guiteau3957 Damn Backy, Becky, and Jenna all be coming for you wait wtf kinda name is Backy, and JENNA SAYS SHES 14 LKJGSLJGHLKJG

[@LiliannEnder]

@Jenna 14 [f.u.с.к мe] ТАР 0N МY РIC who tf

[@marziiepan]

Bear PlaysStuff i think my eyes just had a stroke

[@ivelostmymind6291]

No it's more " No! I'm American and we only drink beer and soda!"

[@elizalol222]

HAHSGSGS THIS IS SO UNDERRATED

[@lucy_2392]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m Egyptian, we only drink Pyramids”

[@dafunny2255]

ok that made me laugh gg that was great

[@bigtankturtle8519]

lol

[@TheSmallOne66]

😂😂😂

[@mafioo_]

...we only drink Children's blood during our sacrifices to the gods.

[@Mage335]

​@@mafioo_oh no

[@hellohi1860]

"would you like some tea?" "No, I'm a monster, I only drink pictures of big cities"

[@SipsTwoNervously1235]

I'm just looking at all the comments about being American, and Canadian, and how they don't drink tea..... And as I'm scrolling through them, I come across this...... Safe to say I'm cleaning up my guns and McDonald's drinks

[@luckyst4r32]

W h a t

[@Glass_Dionysus]

Would you like some wine no thank you I'm British i only drink tea pipit

[@endless_del]

no, im a picture of a big city, i only drink monsters

[@theclaybor4352]

Best

[@Shulamarino]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Canadian, I only drink maple syrup."

[@nefertitimontoya]

Me too

[@meruemfan4950]

“Would you like some tea?” No, I live in florida. We only drink pool water.

[@Tw0Dots]

You mean hotdog water

[@moist_raccoon9359]

So that’s why the people there are so dumb

[@lizzyynoelle]

*alligator pee

[@greenbean_soups]

@@moist_raccoon9359 no were not all dumb

[@Jscon864]

No we only drink Bud Lite

[@char388]

My dad is a scientist, and I can confirm this is exactly how they act.

[@RabidlyTaboo]

with or w/o the racism?

[@michelledolbeck4230]

r/wooosh

[@jacksonsummers1312]

Ian Ingold he said exact🤔

[@sum1540]

@@jacksonsummers1312 sarcasm

[@jaxongrow9020]

@@michelledolbeck4230 who are you whoooshing?

[@khushi5236]

every foreign character in this movie's only personality trait is being foreign

[@HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

Lol

[@MEOWMIX3DS]

deadass

[@ignoremelol2576]

@Luísa Albuquerque LMFAO THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER

[@monke980]

im french and i moved to canada, everytime i talk to my english speaking friends they say french boiiii when i walk into the room so yeah, people think of your accent or nationality as a personality trait lol

[@greaseman6825]

khushi ullal movie name?

[@hospitalgal101]

I can't get over "and he really really needs to be chased" not caught, not killed, not relocated, just chased

[@creeperinvasion6885]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m a scientist, i only drink random shit that just happens”

[@socialistrecyclebin]

UNDERRATED LMAO

[@tsiporahlomasky3813]

Sentist: well I only have stuff from my robot like sunny breakfast dinner is breakfast

[@Gwestytears]

Motor oil

[@mr.marshmallow882]

@@socialistrecyclebin did anyone else notice that the sign that normally says Greg now says... Geg

[@Expiredkyra]

@@Gwestytears nnm 🫤 n my u mb

[@iklv07]

So this is where Amanda’s been. Not on a mission in Afganistán after all

[@katieo.8590]

HA I understood that reference

[@lizzyd9082]

I still believe she was in Afghanistan 😤

[@chloesimmons9917]

Who?

[@valofthewags9767]

Wait I thought she went rogue

[@brilianairlangga1408]

Where the Extra greeting???😭😭😭

[@grant788]

would love a full length avengers where you play every character

[@queenqong5381]

That is a dream I never knew I had

[@sophiaplingos912]

Yes please do this Danny

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

YES

[@Nathi98]

Avengers: Infinity Danny

[@thesidelinegm1596]

You can't replace Jeremy Renner

[@landanmoore8713]

"Le monster is horrible" -Jean Pierre "Lemon score is horrible" -Subtitles

[@LlamasAtMidnight]

French guy has a name?

[@landanmoore8713]

Jean Pierre DAY LA KWAH

[@Hades-kid-]

Jean Pierre

[@RealRexRiplash]

*Le monstieur ees orribleaux

[@RealRexRiplash]

​@@LlamasAtMidnightJean Pierre De L'Croix

[@fishyk1452]

"Would you like some tea?" "Noh Imma Italiana We only Drinka blended pizza."

[@Daddy-ue1du]

Tomato sauce*

[@Daddy-ue1du]

@George Khoory What?

[@viktor5783]

Or some virgin olive oil

[@Daddy-ue1du]

@@viktor5783 “Virgin” olive oil.

[@viktor5783]

@@Daddy-ue1du God, really? Don't you have anything else to do? Well, thanks anyway ig

[@everythingfunandcrafty2596]

so you’re telling me that those two scientists had a family together but were just “partners” um ok

[@Joemam024]

I mean they could be romantic partners

[@everythingfunandcrafty2596]

Dat Boi yes that is what i am implying

[@Joemam024]

eye lips eye : parentheses I know I was implying that they’re implying that they are romantic partners

[@willywillz2435]

Dat Boi WHY DID YOU TYPE OUT 👁👄👁 LMAOAJQJQKKQKW

[@willywillz2435]

shrek's jizz OH LMAO WHY AM I DUMB-

[@xkray556]

The people who are named Greg probably feel so lucky. they literally get a shout-out every video.

[@greggygilgen5691]

I do

[@vulcan8724]

greggy gilgen :0

[@mayabelikin4701]

but.. all our names *are* greg

[@marziiepan]

greggy gilgen sir that’s a great name

[@evelyngregg4666]

I had a heart attack that one time he said Greg family dinner

[@justsomerandompersononthei1773]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, i'm a writer, i only drink my own tears."

[@janethesnow2080]

And the tears of those who read the work

[@TheBritishDragong]

HELP

[@justsomerandompersononthei1773]

@@TheBritishDragong I'm always saying that too

[@TheBritishDragong]

@@justsomerandompersononthei1773 this got some real giggles out of me, well done 😭

[@NeoLegend9094]

Don’t forget the pencils, pencils are always the best meal to go with tears. Or if you write online, just eat your device.

[@waynethestonejohsnon2993]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, sorry I'm the super energized rock, I only drink l҉a҉v҉e҉n҉d҉e҉r҉"

[@calowenby1654]

LaVonder!

[@MrsZSmith300]

LMAOOO IM CRYING

[@asheronthehoise4813]

*the entire world was hypnotized*

[@po47325]

- the recreational Benzedrex drinker

[@RealRexRiplash]

@@calowenby1654 L'vondeur

[@Styxintheriver]

"would you like some tea?" "No, I'm British. I only drink..... Holy shit"

[@swineherd_]

You drink holy shit? Well, it's disgusting that you drink poop, but at least you bless it first.

[@Styxintheriver]

@@swineherd_ luckily I'm American

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

As a Brit, I can confirm, we go to our local cathedral and bless our shit, then drink it

[@Artemismeow1]

*TEA*

[@jjafs1008]

@@swineherd_ I can't-

[@KureiZ]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm a makeup artist. I only spill tea."

[@lavender_heart3831]

“No, I’m extinct. I only eat rocks”

[@autumndawson06]

"and serve everyone some drama"

[@calliopeblue2303]

Sesame snapped

[@bumblebee560]

Of all the variations in the comments on this joke, this was my favorite. 😂

[@danielmak8153]

"no im a human i only drink planets"

[@Noob-wt9yk]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m human we only drink blood”

[@Zali-cg2bv]

you mean a vampire

[@Embibuiltdifferent]

are you implying that french people bleed wine

[@blibbleblobber]

@@Embibuiltdifferentdont they though

[@potterpusheenandcompany9811]

“Would you like some tea?” “No I’m a Greg, I only drink La Croix”

[@firevixen128s5]

💓💓💓

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Guys help I'm asian I don't know what La Croix tastes like

[@dawn8293]

@@drawnwithlove3499 I have not had it. I'm afraid to buy a case of it only for it to taste like the suggestion of a watermelon rind.

[@eat00002]

no more being greg then

[@matusalabeyene7447]

Actually I’m geg

[@gregevenden6515]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm a baguette, we only drink French people."

[@xywowpig8903]

I, too, love the exquisite taste of French people

[@XxScarletSkies]

🤣

[@A_Pigeon181]

Wait baguettes have feelings? Aw shit, sorry man, I think I ate your parents

[@saaandshark]

@@A_Pigeon181 You monster

[@hikikoboy2865]

Wait a minute

[@ruthkabalo3751]

They get their ideas from choices in Episode: [Do nothing] [Blow Kisses] [I'm a genius]

[@welcome_to_nowhere]

You forgot [divorce]

[@engeIic]

“Spend 89 diamonds to kick him in the balls?”

[@Yuga_yamarai]

"it seems like you don't have enough gems. Would you like to buy 33 gems for your entire college fund And your children's souls?"

[@bankrobber6993]

@@Yuga_yamarai AHAHHA YES

[@ruthkabalo3751]

@@Yuga_yamarai "Your purchase has been made. Sorry, could not redeem gems due to network error"

[@jellybean_randoms]

“Would you like some tea?” Nah I’m Irish, I drink the whole pub

[@emmagnifique]

As a french person I just feel like I should explain how this works. The thing is when we are baby and we feed ourselves thanks to our moms' breasts, it's not milk we are drinking, it's wine. As you know, you can't drink anything else than what you drank when you were a baby. Same thing in Russia for exemple, every mom has vodka in their breasts so Russians only drink that

[@user-mz3xe6kj6b]

.... I'm scared

[@BalthazarBullmann]

Damn…I love foreign women.

[@emmagnifique]

@@BalthazarBullmann Same

[@alenunya]

As a Russian, i confirm!

[@theinternetfrog930]

as an american born from a french-american mom, the wine is mixed with milk, so drinking a wine-milk cocktail is an everyday beverage.

[@acloudofcurls5336]

"My name is Jean Pierre..." *An ad interrupts him* "...de la Croix" Me: Yeah that's what I thought.

[@neurotypicalkirby1344]

My favorite Jobro

[@geno5056]

-Polnareff

[@sydneymorris9919]

Silver Chariot

[@artomaton776]

was gonna see if anyone commented about this I was not disappointed.

[@luxx456]

a cloud of curls polnarefff

[@chunkyunicorn3996]

Fun fact: it’s actually a sequel to a monsters vs aliens ripoff

[@ClaireMakesVids]

Omg I was 100% thinking of Monsters vs Aliens during the Eiffel Tower moment so not suprised in the slightest

[@chunkyunicorn3996]

Sarah Walker Unfortunately I’ve seen/heard about many of these mockbusters so I feel I’m way too educated in this field than anyone should be

[@DoMinTick]

Isnt it inspired?

[@Otknoharuka]

It is

[@ceocerberus]

bionic......? i saw his video literally yesterday

[@W-Y-K]

"would you like some tea?" "No, I'm gay. I only drink rainbows"

[@TheParklifeChoseMe]

Why do you feel the need to tell everyone who sees your account that you're gay?

[@brooklynpayge4221]

Because being gay is fucking awesome 👍🏻

[@dakikamado7343]

They taste like if someone blended a fairy but its fruity yo man its loively!

[@ILOVEBUGSNAXS]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m homophobic. I only drink red-pills.” lol 😂

[@Thedefinitonofrizz]

eww

[@justmemyselfandi684]

As a French person , I can confirm we don't drink water or tea , we only like wine all day long Jean-Pierre was a great character btw , very french and evil , I like that in him

[@Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737]

Silver chariot

[@a.w.4708]

@@Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737 How this comment hasn't got likes yet?

[@donovanfaust3227]

"Very French and evil..." that's like saying very stupid and dumb when describing something asinine, he's French, evil is inherently implied.

[@auralucario089]

I'm American, I don't drink anything. That's why I'm so dehydrated all time 🤣

[@whydoihave100subs]

@@auralucario089 same

[@Elle-cy3eu]

Everyone’s talking about the tea but how is NO ONE talking about the partner getting off on the house moving up and down? Like he legit _moaned_ guys

[@JarrodBaniqued]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m a scientist, I only like house bonking”

[@sherrihall5479]

*Oh yeaaaaa mmm mmm mmm OOOHHH YEAHH HOUSE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HARDER HARDER*

[@alufmangoes6082]

i thought the movie up was about a pedo relationship.

[@aydejulio2626]

@Jake Donovan no mi q

[@ILoveDiddy12345]

About the tea in France we spill wine

[@theflickchick9850]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Christian. I only drink wine that's previously been water."

[@arloisrandom7378]

STOOPP💀

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Wine that also might be Jesus’ blood.

[@No1aonjupiter.]

Holy water*

[@jaxoncase8264]

Lmao , yeah 🤣🤣

[@obiwankenobi9141]

@MC (Lei Kakichi) No one's ever really gone.

[@depressoespresso7631]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Vietnamese, I only drink fish sauce"

[@phud69]

Danny: *holds La Croix Me: checks channel *video is on Danny's main channel Me: *impossible*

[@the_tangled_girl9494]

How could he be so goofy and wacky here!?!

[@elliefitz5403]

@@the_tangled_girl9494 it's not even the goofy and wacky channel!!!

[@dipstikkc]

But, they’re both different people

[@sandybrains]

thank u for pointing this out

[@inexperiencedlad3629]

technically he didn’t drink it but... still a bit too goofy and wacky

[@Sameelfellow]

“Would you like some tea” “No, I'm Canadian, we only drink maple syrup”

[@Mikeywayz22]

As a Canadian I can confirm

[@chromatique_music]

@@Mikeywayz22 I too, can confirm.

[@somekindasergal7792]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Irish, I can only drink beer."

[@Sameelfellow]

@@Mikeywayz22 I am Canadian too

[@withlessAsbestos]

@DubberBoi You from Newfoundland and Labrador?

[@eatstreet1755]

Can’t believe the creators of “Up” actually believed they’d get away with copying this masterpiece *sighs in turtle*

[@the-postal-dude]

"this comment was made by jean pierre polnareff"

[@jeejjaaj8928]

🐢

[@MC-eq7pi]

Lmao

[@jamieanimations1348]

@@the-postal-dude a fellow jojo fan i see

[@fennix5628]

@@jamieanimations1348 I thought it was naruto

[@mishascave9462]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m Ukrainian, We only drink vodka”

[@reign_issue]

AND your name is misha? stereotype heaven over here

[@JamisShulikov192]

did you mean *h o r i l k a*

[@auramint]

@@reign_issueand you’re in Canada?

[@auramint]

@@reign_issueor is that not a ride the cyclone referwnce

[@scarlettteague3260]

It’s a tragedy that La Croix was brought on his main channel... That’s too goofy and silly.

[@mlehouse6595]

I definitely thought it was a little too wacky for the main channel.

[@livbuug6968]

Just lil bit too wacky for his main channel

[@jacobe.1651]

Came here to say this, honestly I felt too wacky watching this, he seemed so unproffesional

[@pablomaj7]

Yeah that was a bit crazy for his main channel, I almost couldn’t handle the goofyness.

[@EduardoVelezIII]

Agreed; too silly for the main channel to be certain

[@amiralawn5245]

Is no one talking about how amanda and jonpiere are dating even though hes like 40 and shes 15 in lots of countries thats ilegal

[@microwave8931]

Pretty sure that's illegal everywhere

[@brumbo181]

@Microwave it’s not illegal in Italy, she’s just at the age of consent

[@microwave8931]

@@brumbo181 still, that's weird, like a 50 year old dating an 18 year old in the US

[@brumbo181]

@Microwave I know it’s weird, but it is indeed still legal

[@vagueoutline2961]

even if its not illegal....gross

[@UtterBroadwayTrash]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm american, we only drink *pure burger grease* "

[@troubledorange2896]

*i no longer wish to be American*

[@SquallyCoin5664]

We chug Pepsi down our throats, are blood is made out of diabetes.

[@emmersonrector6885]

Can confirm. I am the personification of Diabetes.

[@paisleybryant9914]

yes.

[@sabinastrash6813]

Aight heading up to America

[@cr0wb3rry]

"would you like some tea?" "no thanks, im american, i only drink bald eagles and star spangled banners"

[@linzzeyc6652]

"Want some tea?" "No, im greg, we only drink la croix. (and act a little silly)"

[@devilsdrawing.0144]

how dare you! this is not the second channel, only serious business here.

[@jadyn5062]

TOO WACKY MAN

[@dani-bp9wr]

Lindsey Carwford a little wacky and crazy if you will

[@maddie489]

No we Geg now.

[@linzzeyc6652]

Devils Drawing.01 you are right😔 how could i be so foolish

[@bobbart6498]

It sounds like the exact same voice actors as in ratatoing.

[@heshohesho1860]

Bob Bart kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@YujiUedaFan]

It's the 4kids crew.

[@SnowMexicann]

@@heshohesho1860 Literally nobody cares, stop advertising.

[@gracekim1998]

Because it is😅

[@gamersvex8094]

greg is going down whos with me #Diggy Gorganzola

[@begaydodrugshailsatan4134]

“Would you like some tea?” *No sorry I’m American I only drink G U N*

[@archi9470]

Fcking underrated

[@wyattwebb6963]

Some fine tea bags, a little bit of sugar,... and a GUN!

[@user-ls2bu3vn2z]

and shitty light beer 🤩

[@lizzyynoelle]

*hot dog water

[@thederperone4653]

No it's gunpowder and fry grease

[@Djjddnnswj]

“Would you like some tea?” “Yes, I’m Bri’ish”

[@Djjddnnswj]

I’m not actually British, get trolled noobs 😹🤝

[@Rush-ne6lo]

​@@Djjddnnswjnobody was trolled

[@LJCG777]

​@@Rush-ne6lo83 people were fooled, have fun NOOB

[@mollymoo372]

“Would you like some tea?” “No I am Danny Gonzalez I only drink La,croix”

[@louloudaki_]

specifically lemoncello

[@phanic.at.the.disco.]

underrated comment ‼️

[@sarahdunn3247]

"Would you like some milk?" "No I'm Molly Moo." Edit: No offense intended

[@heckrum]

_jean peirre_ lacroix

[@foxja1]

“Would you like any tea?” “No I’m American we only throw tea off boats”

[@declanjames1294]

and we chug nacho cheese for breakfast

[@themyofmy]

@@declanjames1294 nice pfp

[@declanjames1294]

@@themyofmy thanks I guess? lol

[@akleemasherriff8376]

Teen titans

[@declanjames1294]

@Timothy A Schuler mmm yes nacho cheese is scrumptious if I do say so myself

[@ava-by2cv]

my friend: would u like some tea? me: no i'm italian, we only drink *pasta*

[@ninacael]

...pasta water*

[@Herefortheteaandfood]

Potter-

[@veggieburgerlover130]

I know right! I only drink tacos.

[@evisius]

pasta sauce*

[@varunrajesh1028]

Pasta: liquid edition

[@NectarNapper]

11:21 his motive is that hes french

[@imaspookycat]

His mummy said he was too nice

[@IdkWhatToDo._.X]

​@@imaspookycatPlan B reference?

[@bobbobobbinbob324]

“Do you want some tea” Me: no thanks I’m Irish I drink mashed potatoes

[@mikerivera373]

Wouldn’t yalls stereotype be drinking literally anything alcoholic?

[@jai9127]

Mike Rivera well that could be like half of Europe’s stereotype tbf

[@shennnnnnnnnnnn]

all i can hear is niall horan saying “potato” im so sry

[@KL96012]

Is it weird when I hear potatoe land I think of Ohio?

[@therealdevcat]

@@KL96012 It would make more sense if you thought of Idaho.

[@Algrenion]

who tf gave the okay on a character in a childrens movie drugging a child, drugging the grandparents, and trying to get with a 15 year old girl im gonna lose my mind- justice for Chin Ling btw

[@heshohesho1860]

Algrenion kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@SnowMexicann]

@@heshohesho1860 bro nobody cares

[@guacamoli7]

Algrenion Chin Ling... who?

[@ejw2354]

Nicoli From... the video???

[@user-hm6tm9yd4q]

@@guacamoli7 the Chinese character

[@elk1827]

“Would you like some tea?” No I’m your vampire dad, I only drink the blood of your eight-year-old classmate

[@thetinydoggo8216]

Which one? The one who barfs in the middle of the test? Or the one who bites everyone and says he/she is a wolf

[@ace_storm8650]

@@thetinydoggo8216 both

[@miriamhodges5632]

Underrated comment

[@elk1827]

@@miriamhodges5632 Thank you :)

[@kys_luvv]

LOL

[@Jonathan-kv3rn]

"would you like some tea?" "No, I'm a utahn. We only drink fry sauce"

[@dashellnichols8280]

As a fellow Utahn I can confirm this as true

[@KE28935]

My friend: would you like tea? Me: No I’m Japanese, we only drink sushi

[@fork1333]

Well, I’m from Britain. Can confirm we only drink fish

[@mich5124]

Here in Australia, we only drink Vegemite juice

[@kimnm7899]

Here in Philippines, we only drink street food

[@iamspeed3209]

i’m american we only drink bleach

[@JayJayVs]

Im American I only drink Bud light yehaw USA USA

[@laurenletzelter7356]

“Would you like some tea?” “No I’m Danny Gonzalez, I only drink la croix”

[@nuclearbomb9483]

Stop. You're getting too goofy and silly for the main channel.

[@debjanisengupta448]

That's..................... The truest thing I've heard all day.....

[@ieatedgod]

@@nuclearbomb9483 this comment is just a little too unscripted

[@JBC352]

@@nuclearbomb9483 I guess you could say they’re being 2Danny2Furious 😎

[@heyPilotGuy]

La Croix is like gasoline for a car but for danny

[@opalalala]

petition to change the title to "Up But Everything Is Down"

[@squag8287]

YES I SIGN

[@Oascany]

Up but every character has down’s.

[@literally_scarlett1683]

I sign

[@thesuperior3991]

Signedddd

[@vittoriamigl]

yes

[@Sarvente-wt3tj]

"Would you like some tea?" "ew no im Russian, we only drink vodka"

[@SethiKinsGaming]

but that one's true tho

[@baconsot]

the amount of racism in this 45 minute movie actually blows my mind

[@ToeMaster06]

​@@djdgstudiosthat's not something you should joke about 😟

[@gaminggamesgamergaming2970]

​@@djdgstudios wow you're so cool and edgy way to go against the grain bud you're so totally hilarious and totally not a complete jackass

[@djdgstudios]

@@gaminggamesgamergaming2970 my comment keeps getting offed so Ima just say sorry Edit: my replies*

[@guyplayingjtoh]

@@djdgstudios what was the original fucking comment

[@ImmSpiderman2428]

With the amount of racism in this, I am honestly they didn't call the villain something along the lines of "Airbus Man"

[@cgreeley3865]

danny: “Jean Pierre De La Croix” *holds up a can of la croix* whoa there danny. this isn’t your second channel. this is getting a little too goofy

[@dogshit8565]

Woah danny, save that for the furious danny. Not the regular danny.

[@nepnep1802]

@Aaron Coleman oh wow

[@wolfthiel1894]

Lainie Forsythe and wacky

[@KyleKiske254]

I thought he was gonna say Jean Pierre Polnareff for a second

[@hundredcloth1906]

No no its jean pierre ponlarref

[@friendlyneighborhoodloser2639]

Friend: Would you like some tea? Me: No, I’m American we only drink guns and big macs.

[@bayleewoolard5514]

OH GOD😭😭😭

[@thejoker4551]

You forgot freedom

[@jai9127]

Everyone forgets the oil! Why do you think we need so much?!?

[@ashybug]

Me

[@sashaokware1530]

I love how you’re profile picture is “No”

[@finneas_soss]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m Italian, we only drink spaghetti.”

[@Bonkus_]

Beware of Geg, the most notorious ripoff of Greg. Not even Craig can stop them.

[@muffintb3205]

He even drank La Croix on Danny's main channel

[@justaracoonchillinginatoilet69]

@@muffintb3205 he did NOT?!!!!! 😱😡

[@wolfiekitty7965]

GRRRRRR GEG

[@grappleberrycorn]

creg

[@grappleberrycorn]

ceg

[@yv3sgoist]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m Texan, we only drink cowboy boots.”

[@SuperSign64]

Relatable

[@Macncheese919]

@@SuperSign64 ??? Nice is it good?

[@paperplate09]

@Liana Swanner yes.

[@Macncheese919]

@@paperplate09 Good to know.

[@aurorawilmoth3237]

NO ! thats so racist , we drink horse piss thank you.

[@lynnv6025]

“Would you like some tea?” “No I’m Goat, I only drink fishy fishy makin’ it stinky”

[@roserusso3133]

This is a high tear meme

[@leeloo87]

Beautiful

[@yeetusfetus4257]

I get the fish in the mouth

[@guytrashgurtdog515]

ope fish in the mouth

[@monumenty]

I love how everyone here watches the holy trinity

[@damiens_room]

“Would you like some tea?” No, I’m Billion Surprise Toys, I only drink greenish pista.

[@introvertedjo1238]

Nah, they drink all the sauces from the Refrigerator

[@Zachary-ht2so]

@@introvertedjo1238 you mean the sooces

[@ashortcuber9036]

@@Zachary-ht2so *ahem* , souwces

[@themostcoolultimateguy2322]

Huzzah! A man of quality!

[@xXxM0nzt3r_V0m1TxXx]

@@Zachary-ht2so sáwaces

[@jadederuyck]

as if peter parker wouldn't like the idea off mice with tophats

[@gamersvex8094]

theres a actual channel named Diggy Gorganzola

[@islapurvis]

tara lamalam13 wtf

[@diggygorgonzola6547]

@@gamersvex8094 be careful

[@cjtwig]

what about killer bean

[@francesca-kk2it]

couldn't have said it better

[@ahrikim4546]

"would you like some tea?" "no, im a dumbass. I only drink ✨silly juice✨"

[@iyzyv]

“Would you like some tea?” no sorry I’m canadian I only drink _maple syrup_

[@bri1024]

HAHA YES THIS IS THE ONE

[@zmioski]

YESSS Canada gang unite

[@Joseph11847]

Wait… I thought that was true!

[@gabrielestrada9682]

@kurtis connor

[@cinnamon9174]

Not even, just the raw sap from the trees

[@feral-introvert]

"would you like some tea?" "no, i'm australian i only drink shrimp on the barbie"

[@maliamoh3784]

no i’m korean we only drink kimchi

[@Izzysingsofficial]

NOT SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE- ITS P R A W N ON THE BARBIE

[@renthewerecat]

don't drink small people!

[@guto1500]

no I'm Singaporean we only drink milo and yakult

[@wingz1595]

@@nessa3025 no, they drink some *M A T H S*

[@4de11a]

“Want some tea” No thanks, I’m from “What’s Up” I only drink *Asian Stereotypes*

[@ky6180]

oh boy

[@admironth]

Yum I should try it sometime

[@4de11a]

•tėåå• Very nummy 10/10 would recommend

[@youremom228]

Kyra Fivecoat hi

[@ky6180]

Youre Mom hi

[@yasminedob961]

As a French person, I can confirm that word lavender is nearly impossible to pronounce

[@JaneD127]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m Japanese, we only drink sushi”

[@laurenleloup3022]

People who didn't get this joke: r/whooosh

[@kingworldadventures]

@@laurenleloup3022 the joke wasn’t very good in my eyes it should have been soy sauce

[@spacemountainvanity]

Shirt 👕????

[@bessieburnet9816]

Sake

[@sezedal]

Soy sauce

[@helenamilburn3314]

"do you want some tea" no, I'm from England we only drink- wait

[@bubbletoons3235]

No I'm from England we only drink English

[@FreakishSmilePA]

we only drink the tears of the Irish

[@vans955]

FreakishSmile and the Scottish

[@slinkyontheceiling2240]

And the German *we shall rise*

[@esteebee]

Friend: “Would you like some tea?” Me, a Canadian: “No. Sorry. I only drink maple syrup and eat snow” :/

[@anna_banana414]

I bet the syrup really washes the snow down nicely 😋

[@nnnayabi]

ahh yes

[@legendeca5535]

THE NEW MEME FORMAT GUYS

[@nikistorey9972]

Friend: Would you like some tea- Me, a British: YES, HAND IT OVER NOW. Oh and if you have any crumpets, i’ll have one of those too! (Lol I don’t even like crumpets)

[@InevitableTruth.]

Friend:"Would you like some tea?" Me, a Filipino: "No. Sorry. I only drink corruption and unemployment."

[@SpammerAnimates]

"Would you like some tea?" "No I'm wine, we only drink French"

[@t5ngerine51]

"would you like some tea?" nein danke, im from germany and we only drink ze bier

[@gabrieldiaz5274]

You decided to talk about this and not the fact jean pierre has the same hair as another jean Pierre Also lol

[@gabbyriel03]

Narancia tf are u doing here

[@ikonschild]

Immer diese deutschen 😪 einfach überall

[@dipstikkc]

Would you like to drink some vodka with this loser 12 year old?

[@joeydoll8660]

Im german, and i can confirm this is true, even tho i hate ze bier

[@spinalcordinc]

“No, my name is Lavender, I only drink-“ “Oh fuck everyone’s hypnotised again. Why does this keep _happening_ ?”

[@sweetlycara]

i’m wheezing 💀

[@fallen-star666]

*W H E E Z E*

[@Bear_Song]

LMBO this is so good 🤣👍✨

[@huskyanimations2066]

“Would you like tea?” “No I’m a Geg, I only drink la croix.”

[@Cumonpeople]

Ah yes I am geg

[@ignoremelol2576]

Ah yes, *g e g*

[@Tankdmps]

*G E G*

[@TrippaMazing87]

"Would you like tea?" "No, im Greg, I drink the blood of the Craig's"

[@TechSupport900]

*G E G O L I N I S E E R D*

[@kraken6183]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm a Greg I only drink Craigs"

[@ritapizza821]

and la croix

[@Noursinette_]

@@ritapizza821 💀

[@calowenby1654]

Ah yes, cuz after the Craigs are hit by buses, they turn into wonderful-tasting drinkable liquid.

[@roselovesspiders]

@@calowenby1654 agreed

[@yuki97kira]

Thats either horrific cannibalism or kinky

[@zoehill7879]

“Would you like some tea?” “No, I’m Mexican. We only drink refried beans.”

[@lavender_heart3831]

“No, I’m airplane. We only drink human blood.”

[@Box_Head.exe125]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Mexican. We only drink *T O R T I L L A S*

[@aribakhan1239]

Lavender_heart :3 no i’m paul zimmer, i only eat airplanes

[@lavender_heart3831]

@@aribakhan1239 “No I’m scared, mommy pick me up”

[@vanillalopez9544]

no wey mejor un rico helado de frijoles ;-;

[@redguy6771]

“Would you like some tea?” “No I’m Dr crumbs partner I only drink houses that go up and down.”

[@BintedBogo]

“aaaauuuughhhh”

[@mikudayo_biggest_fan3939]

aghh 😩

[@richardbradley4735]

That sound was personal tho

[@Ashton4__]

Idk sounds like he wants to drill and drain every last bit of fluid to me

[@RiverWychulis]

@@Ashton4__*H O N E Y*

[@sherriecargal]

"Would you like some tea?" "No, I'm Texan, we only drink beer"

[@just-fiona-]

It is creepy how even when something bad happens, the characters just keep smiling. They have no emotions.

[@kingandrewcecil348]

Just like in "Little Princess School", also from Video Brinquedo!

[@ArcanineEspeon]

It's worst of all with Dr. Krum by far. Amanda has facial expressions but none of them look...quite right. I re-watched this back-to-back with the little and big monsters review, and when looking at the way the characters were animated after Danny put the focus on it, I noticed that Gunto was rather expressive, didn't have the flickering hair problem, and overall was maybe a little bit better animated than the rest of the characters? Kind of a weird detail.

[@OneTopic]

Really not sure how many times I’ve come back to watch this but I know even this won’t be the last.

[@jessgoldman5519]

Topicky Wopicky!!! Hiii!!!

[@sandcat1473]

ONE TOPIC LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@kalliwn8734]

I’ve found you! :)

[@lolcandyyy]

Yooooo you watch this guy with us too!?

[@i_luv_clownz330]

No cus I always re watch Danny Gonzalez’s videos like 2000000000000 times-

[@DerpyNub]

8:15 LA CROIX ON HIS MAIN CHANNEL, ALL SUPPORT ACTIVATE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL I SAID THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[@thedoggo4720]

Ono it’s all falling apart

[@anonomysanonomys3533]

It’s too wacky to manage!!

[@william.m.buttlicker5692]

@dannygonzalez how dare you

[@addie9143]

DerpyNub at least he didn’t drink one! That would’ve been a code red 😅

[@william.m.buttlicker5692]

Addie W. You right