Building the Most Dysfunctional NFL Team of All Time

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Teams with more headlines than wins may not be the most viable long term or even short term, but in the social media age clicks=$$$ no matter the shelf life. So today, at the request of the commish himself, we're attempting to construct the biggest dumpster fire in NFL history. They may be hard to watch, but don't tell me you'd ever be able to look away from the screen.
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[@joker12341]

"Antonio Brown seems to be getting things back on track" That aged like milk

[@i_i8924]

"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day."

[@calebkent6706]

@@i_i8924 we live in a society

[@theghostdrummer99]

Cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme

[@nathan.d.c]

Yup. Go Bucs, lol.

[@OHFLfootball]

Lol

[@sweetreamer5101]

"OJ Simpson to slice through defences" it was easy, it was obvious, it was shallow and crass, and I laughed.

[@rowetheboatrtb8697]

He always finds the CUTback lane! Ok I’ll go now

[@williamloftin5793]

Same. Just… same 🤣🤣🤣

[@cinemapigeon4898]

@@rowetheboatrtb8697 He had perhaps the most violent cuts the game has ever seen. He accredits it to wearing gloves that are one size too small.

[@rowetheboatrtb8697]

@@cinemapigeon4898 he carved up defenses

[@cinemapigeon4898]

@@rowetheboatrtb8697 He gashes up defenses, single handily creating his own holes to slice and dice his way to the endzone. He is a bad man (on the field), an absolute killer (on the field), and definitely likes driving to games in his Ford Bronco on the freeway, sometimes speeding, but of course never getting police attention.

[@shantanukhandkar]

"Antonio Brown seems to have left his past behind and is drama free now" Antonio Brown 4 months later: "Hold my gear"

[@davemccombs]

"Seems to mostly be getting things on track as I make this video" Clout chasing nerd

[@Blake-jl8lh]

@@davemccombs that comment aged like milk

[@davemccombs]

we get it, you virgins copy/paste "hold my beer" jokes, we get it

[@luisbaker555]

He was never the same after getting crushed by vontez Burfict

[@dknadeau0912]

Man, watching this after Urban Myers and Antonio Browns meltdowns and Henry Ruggs fatal decision makes me realize how much can change in a few months.

[@nolanscripture]

Don't forget Gruden as well.

[@Kaanfight]

2021 was a dramatic season no doubt about that

[@abebuenodemesquita8111]

honestly tho i think petrino still is coordinator over Myers or gruden (maybe one of them is the head coach?) and you can't take anyone over simpson honestly

[@encycl07pedia-]

Urban Meyer's* and Antonio Brown's* Ruggs'* Learn English.

[@abebuenodemesquita8111]

@@encycl07pedia- bro it's a comment on a video on the internet not a fucking English essay calm down.

[@austinunderwood]

I refuse to let this be a “complete series” without a dysfunctional special teams

[@luizsowek]

Mike Vanderjagt is definitely THE choice for kicker

[@PumpkinPie2376]

Mike Vanderjagt said a bit of trash about Peyton Manning as a teammate. Imagine him on a team with Johnny Manziel as QB

[@aandwdabest]

@@PumpkinPie2376 the true Big Bang in our modern history!

[@tbow13gbr22]

@@luizsowekNah, it’s gotta be Josh Brown. Guy beat his wife and when interviewed about it he said that he viewed her as his slave

[@green_eye_shy_guy]

Marquette King for punter!

[@GILx87]

A defense featuring Bill Romanowski, Vontaze Burfict, and Lawrence Taylor… My god. We may see murders on the offense and defense

[@northkoreanjesus8476]

Thing is, that defense would actually be unstoppable in the 80s.

[@don_5283]

Don't forget Ray Lewis.

[@edwardthibodeaux8815]

Ronnie Lott

[@fusioncannon]

@@edwardthibodeaux8815 aldon Smith

[@chuck430]

Charles Haley

[@nicksmith8542]

Shocked that you didn’t mention the reason Richie Incognito threatened the funeral home- he demanded that he be allowed to cut his dead father’s head off so he could “research what was inside” (from CBS News)

[@elijahechicagobearsboyd5734]

😦😱

[@weaselthorpehouse4106]

What the actual fuck?!?!

[@BoleDaPole]

It is HIS father, should be able to do what he wants with it. Plus news always exaggerate a story to make it juicy. Perhaps he wanted to do genetic testing so he could know what he died from? Its 2021 ppl , be a little more open minded?

[@GlacialScion]

@@BoleDaPole It's unfortunate that the internet is the kind of environment where it's impossible to tell if this is a joke or not.

[@jennyanydots2389]

@@BoleDaPole Everyone's head is filled with skittles and sea men. He doesn't need to crack one open to find that out. I'm betting that he was more interested in his be whole and what he could put in that. Why else would he get so worked up? It's always about the be whole.

[@hickettsisepic989]

I’d have given Jamarcus Russel the job as backup QB, he’s a real hero in the film room and can help the guys get ready to play

[@fredb3400]

I'll second that idea, or maybe make Russell offensive coach. That'd help Petrino stay on the road.

[@strngplyr37]

he would add another dynamic of drama, everyone else creates drama by being toxic and he generates it by being unapologetically lazy

[@fartberg]

JaWalrus comeback when

[@denniswood7503]

Especially for the money Russell 💰 made.

[@fearlessjoe44]

Yeah just shooting from the hip I would say my number one is Todd Marinovich then Jamarcus Russell, and Ryan Leaf before Manzel.

[@willsuitt4521]

Picking Oher was a visionary pick light years into the future.

[@PitDweller83]

Falcons fan here. Hearing Bobby Petrino called "a spineless little weasel-man" has put a smile on my face. Thanks

[@Logan-rb5gz]

“A spineless little weasel man” that shit had me cacklin 🤣

[@fallenlogan]

Mike Zimmer(current head coach of the Vikings called Petrino a gutless bastard

[@under-waterbasketweaving]

@@fallenlogan well then I feel mike zimmer has to be the head coach and petrino can be the OC, its like they are made for each other

[@Kaiserboo1871]

Should have picked Urban Meyer to be the head coach.

[@macthepatriot3474]

the drama on the team would be glorious.

[@obijuanquenobi1911]

And the team shall be named Bishop Sycamore

[@Justaguy_21]

@@obijuanquenobi1911 hell yeah

[@fsanmiguel666]

This week, on "Days of our Sycamores"

[@fredko4293]

@@obijuanquenobi1911 😂😂

[@YaboiOrangeYT]

facts

[@philipw.1619]

As assistant GM here are my roster suggestions: Assistant OL Coach: Chris Foerster - Miami OL coach who videotaped himself doing cociane in the team facility. Slot WR: Rae Carruth - 97 Panthers 1st round pick who paid a hitman to kill his pregnant gf.(He was Aaron Hernandez before Aaron Hernandez, possibly even worse). Swing Tackle: Greg Robinson - Massive OL bust that is facing serious prison time for smuggling weed. Ownership: 2000s Al Davis, the Al that kept the Raiders a laugh-stalk. He’d manage to keep the roster full of misfits and mischiefs every draft season. Now let’s go out there and make NFL history and become the first 0-17 team! Great video!

[@SetTheEdge]

You're hired.

[@infernodotdash2203]

make it an ownership group and add Jerry Jones, the Ford family, and whoever owns the Jets or browns

[@nritsch]

How is the swing tackle anyone other than Isiah Wilson? Otherwise no complaints, looks perfectly horrible.

[@enthusiastofcute]

Another suggestion for owner, Dan Snyder. With him as owner the team will always be full of washed up has beens. Perfect for more dysfunction

[@DaDualityofMan]

Ereck Flowers should be a tackle on the team too.

[@thomasjaworski3575]

Amazing how this has aged one year later. AB goes full heel and walks off the field mid game. Michael Oher suing the family that “adopted” him is just more drama!

[@andybutane3176]

Antonio brown is still relevant. The way he throws his jersey is truly awe inspiring

[@kidpresident_06]

So true

[@steveswangler6373]

Brown didnt throw his jersey, he took his jersey off with his shoulder pads and set it on the bench. Brown threw his t shirt. it amazes me how many people can watch something and not actually see it. almost as amazing as people that dont see a particular action but will still comment on it. that's why eye witness testimony is not taken seriously in the scientific realm and shouldn't be taken as seriously as is in courtrooms.

[@EliMarszalek]

Add Ray Rice into the mix for an excellent one-two punch. It'll really elevate the offense.

[@bioLarzen]

He is a tough case. That one moment in his life was bad, real bad, and should not be forgottan. But... apart from that one moment, he has never had one misstep, has been a model citizen, a great teammate and locker room presence, a great player, and has since that infamous event, been going around advocating against violence, together with his wife - the women he hit. I'm not saying these all should give him a free pass for that incident, just trying to make it clear that this one, isolated incident was totally out of his character, and he never did anything even remotely bad before and after that - unlike the guys in the video, who were evil by nature (with the exception of Michael Oher who, frankly, should have never been put on this team, for he never had any problems beside not living up to his high draft value).

[@woodside4life]

Oh no you didn’t. Wait, yes you did.

[@spsmith6919]

Ezekiel Elliott would be a hit on the field too.

[@jvsg3000]

Oh I see what you did there. It's terrible. It's brilliant

[@TheStapleGunKid]

Lawrence Phillips should be the team's running back. Stanley Wilson would be his fullback.

[@jjwh]

Aaron Rodgers as a backup to Johnny Football, that’d be fun to watch 🤣

[@edwardthibodeaux8815]

Good god everyone would lose it

[@BrickyRiver0712]

"Can I at least have Jordy back?"

[@ARCtrooperblueleader]

Truth.

[@bobapep20]

I actually think having Tebow on the team as backup trying to change Johnny’s way would be much more amusing.

[@jefffinkbonner9551]

I feel like Jay Cutler would be a great fit at QB on this team…

[@woodside4life]

You start this whole thing off with Bobby Petrino? You’re a sick man. Keep going.

[@edwardthibodeaux8815]

Coach:Petrino Owner: Dean Spanos/Dan Synder

[@flukanon0]

@@edwardthibodeaux8815 oc: Adam gase

[@edwardthibodeaux8815]

@@flukanon0 yes

[@mattkuhnke2856]

Pp @@flukanon0 Hopi L b. GThe p.

[@Rexwizord]

@@edwardthibodeaux8815 dan fucking snyder

[@nw4042]

Your AB and Michael Oher picks have aged remarkably well.

[@Parad0x15]

Henry Ruggs III would be a great addition to this offense

[@zachjensen6098]

He’s got some crazy speed

[@cripdom3819]

@@zachjensen6098 and u could put him at lb, i mean hes got some serious hit power!

[@aandwdabest]

He literally burns thé défense.

[@Ravens_by1k]

@@zachjensen6098as a a bama fan, this is still a good one. Still a shame. Awful mistake that sadly will define him

[@Tadicuslegion78]

"Let's build the most dysfunctional NFL team of all team" Detroit Lions/Houston Texans/Jacksonville Jaguars: How did he know?

[@zabriangreen5426]

Don’t forget the browns

[@phillipgebhardt9332]

Yay the Browns aren’t being mentioned anymore. Mama we’ve made it

[@bronmill33]

@@phillipgebhardt9332 next goal: being talked as a top 5 team in the AFC conference

[@TheFunLuvnCRIMINAL]

You forgot the Raiders.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

@@phillipgebhardt9332 yeah I feel like the Browns have managed just enough to take seriously as a team.

[@allex_]

it’ll be an absolute battle for a WR spot on this team lmao

[@kyletucker3811]

I wish he'd added Steve Smith Sr. to the list. I can just see the face to face with him and T.O. "I love me some me!", "Oh yeah, well if you see this face, it means I scored and not YOU!"

[@pikapika8926]

@@kyletucker3811 you ain't gotta do Steve Smith like that he ain't a diva like terrell he's just intense, and has a fire in him

[@karfsma778]

Just line up 3 WR on every play it'll be fine

[@statesev]

Rae Carruth is the number 1 unfortunately.

[@andrebrown6654]

They also could use Riley Cooper for diversity and inclusion

[@DerOerdl]

The idea of Rodgers HAVING to play the back up role is hilarious :D You gotta go with the defense, LOVED this video!

[@orionsghost9511]

The saddest moment for this team came when Johnny Foosball missed Terrel Owens wide open yet again, and Terrel mumbled "I'm gonna kill him." Taking Owen's literally and not wishing to be outdone, Aaron Hernandez took Manziel out behind the wood shed later that day.

[@TheMasterQuests]

Guess Rodgers is starting

[@iunnor]

Its hilarious thinking about all these players on the same team. You wouldn’t even make it through week 1 without an all out brawl lmao. I’d be surprised if they were all living after week 1.

[@franciscogaskin5138]

You didn’t include the part where AB had to miss multiple practices because he accidentally cross his foot in a cryogenic machine

[@Kaanfight]

Hol up, what?

[@j.franklin21]

Huh?

[@MrZachgonz]

@@Kaanfight AB was doing cryotherapy during the off-season and got really bad burns on his feet from it. I guess you’re supposed to certain shoes when you do that type of therapy and he did not.

[@Kaanfight]

@@MrZachgonz this is some Michael Scott tier shit

[@skelterhelter12]

“That is assuming we can make it past week 3.” Of the preseason.

[@owenkeenan1061]

Or training camp

[@Kaiserboo1871]

@@owenkeenan1061 No, I give it… 3 days max at training season before a fight breaks out.

[@MrEOM41]

😅 right

[@tomf3373]

I think we need Adam Gase as head coach and Bill O’Brien as the GM to really solidify the views

[@shantanukhandkar]

Adam Gase is a child among men like Jon Gruden and Urban Meyer.

[@gerryfegan3608]

Take Joe Judge please

[@johnbush5347]

Kinda makes ya wonder how tf did Brady win MVP with o'brien as his oc

[@zfin87]

I feel like Urban Meyer is the better candidate

[@tomf3373]

@@johnbush5347 O’Brien isn’t a bad coach/OC

[@bjoproducts]

6:25 "Antonio Brown seems to be mostly getting things back on track while I make this video..." Boy did this age perfectly 😂

[@aandwdabest]

Imagine if Bobby Patrino and Urban Meyer teams up to tear the NFL to shreds. Oh boy.

[@lostnemesis]

I'm surprised you didn't have Ryan leaf in that QB locker room him and manziel would be fucking awesome 😎 🤣😂

[@16ktsgamma]

Ryan Leaf as 3rd String.

[@kyletucker3811]

@@16ktsgamma And at 4th string Tim Tebow to really drive up controversy.

[@paulypalooza]

i was thinking the same thing. hop he does the defense too.

[@Chris_Noir]

@@kyletucker3811 naw Tim Tebow as tight end 😂

[@laurinnn]

@@kyletucker3811 for real, practice squad Tebow would pump those jersey sales up

[@mattaldridge7723]

Just watch part 5 of the falcons documentary over on secret base then watched this, nearly choked on my spit laughing when petrino was the first named😂

[@reverseflash882]

Put Tim Tebow as back up tight end he would have a killer mentor

[@john-paulhunt451]

watch this!! NICE CAR JOE!!

[@kjsdpgijn]

Before this video started, I said to myself "if he doesn't have Manziel at QB, as a Browns fan, I call BS." I was not disappointed lol

[@Peakfreud]

Only because he's recent and popular. Mike Vick, Ryan Leaf & Todd Marinovick actually severed jail time.. Johnny was bad but never hurt anyone but himself

[@jimmyjams9036]

AB ended up being an even better pick than you originally hoped

[@TheTeremaster]

This is the team that racks 60 points week one and implodes in on itself in week 2. I love it Also Kaep at backup would've been controversy central imo

[@gremlinfinger5964]

I can hear it now. Kaepernick complaining that he's a backup because he's being oppressed and management is racist. Doesn't reference the fact that the team drafted him and obviously wanted him on the team. In his mind they drafted him only to oppress him.

[@silverback7675]

@@gremlinfinger5964 100% fact

[@Kaiserboo1871]

Yep, Kaep should have been the backup. He would fit right in with this team.

[@Matt-dp7ze]

I would love to see what you could put together for the defense

[@hughm-c2478]

Yessir we need the other half

[@nunyabusiness5075]

They're busy trying to get the blood stains out of their white suits, well, maybe just one of them in particular.

[@mbondiyt733]

Bill romanowski

[@marlonbrando33]

Lawrence Taylor #1 pick I hope followed by Greg Hardy

[@codyweaver7546]

If they want 18 weeks do this: No preseason. 63 man roster. Fully guaranteed contracts. 21 week season with 3 bye weeks starting in week 6. Games at least 6 days apart.

[@brianhiggins6603]

“AB seems to be getting things back on track as I make this video” *immediately fakes vaccine card, gets suspended, returns, strips down and runs off in the middle of a game*

[@pythonskill]

QB 1. Johnny Football QB 2. Aaron Rodgers - Backup 🤣 RB 1. OJ Simpson WR 1. Antonio Brown WR 2. Terrell Owens WR 3. Keyshawn Johnson TE 1. Aaron Hernandez OL Guard. Richie Incognito OL Conrad Dobler T - Tony Mandarich C - Evan D Smith OT - Michael Oher

[@LabRat8899]

The comedy in this was dark, but absolutely hilarious. And the Donkey Kong music was perfect.

[@nathanchildress5596]

+ Pokémon battle theme

[@myworstenemy680]

Oakland's dump of a Coliseum would be a great place to call home. Some of the rats are as big as medium size dogs, and would make an outstanding team mascot. And you get to share it with the A's. You'll love the awesome baseball diamond/football field abomination....I mean combination.

[@16ktsgamma]

Is this before Mount Davis or after.

[@familyguyfan8899]

Yale Bowl (temporary home of the New York Giants in 1973 and 1974) would be an even better place to call home. Teams would dress in locker rooms in a different facility and have to walk to the ancient relic. Plus there are no lights.

[@Yellow13200]

@@16ktsgamma after. It was still a dump after renovations

[@TahirK1189]

So who’s Greg Williams going to have on his defense?

[@rjante2236]

Just to name a few: Darren Sharper Suh (can't be bothered to spell his first name lol) Richard Sherman

[@allex_]

@@rjante2236 darren sharpah, one of da most hardest hittin’ safeties in the league

[@kennycai8695]

Jalen Ramsey. Talented shutdown corner, but trying to be a wannabe trash talker is what will draw attention. Plus, from some accounts, Ramsey is an unlikeable butt as a person.

[@derkaiserzen]

Bill Romanowski Vontaze Burfict Ndamukong Suh Darren Sharper Lye Alzado Looking forward to see people literally get murdered on the field with all that on the fields

[@Hi-ie9zi]

@@allex_ but, I put the team on my back!

[@OgretimeFantasyFootball]

The blindside pick aged beautifully with what has just come out about that movie

[@kaxmo69]

goddamn that micheal oher take is even better now

[@DrBeauHightower]

I died laughing bro. Well done

[@john-paulhunt451]

i'll buy that for a dollar!!

[@kevinmorris9362]

I REALLY want to see the dysfunctional defense.

[@footballwins32]

James Harrison would have to be on that team

[@chiefclonecone]

@@Sam-ro9oh Vonteze Burfict

[@TheTeremaster]

@@Sam-ro9oh Don't forget Courtland Finnegan

[@49WWFcobianfan]

Aldon Smith

[@Zuroslav]

Tim Tebow at safety

[@kyletucker3811]

As soon as you said "commands and deserves no respect from his players" I knew who you were going for. 😂😂😂

[@YourGrannysThong]

Before even watching this, Albert Haynesworth better be on this list

[@alexmartinez5859]

The lineup: Offensive Coordinator: Bobby Petrino Quarterback: Johnny Manziel Backup QB: Aaron Rodgers Running back: OJ Simpson X Wide Receiver: 2019 Antonio Brown Z/Slot Wide Receiver: Terrell Owens Z/Slot Wide Receiver: Keyshawn Johnson Tight End: Aaron Hernandez Right/Left Guard: Richie Incognito Right/Left Guard: Conrad Francis Dobler Right/Left Offensive Tackle: Tony Mandarich Center: Evan Dietrich-Smith Right/Left Offensive Tackle Michael Oher Defensive Coordinator: Greg Williams Linebacker: Lawrence Taylor Linebacker: Vontaze Burfict Linebacker: Bill Romanowski Linebacker: Brian Bosworth D-lineman: Albert Haynesworth D-lineman: Lions Ndamukong Suh D-lineman: Aldon Smith Cornerback: Adam “Pacman” Jones Cornerback: Cortland Finnegan Cornerback: Prime Deion Sanders Safety: Darren Sharper

[@jjwh]

OJ & Hernandez is a killer combo

[@user-td4fe5ng6u]

........funny........

[@fredb3400]

"I wanna kiss you" - Joe Namath

[@marcelmiguelc]

For the love of God you have to make a defense list. Vontaze Burfict, Haynesworth, Courtland Finnegan, Daryl Washington.......

[@chrismartin3197]

Pac-Man Jones, Ray Lewis, Suh…

[@josephflanigan3649]

Jack Tatum

[@thatonewriter8043]

Not even mentioning guys like Deion Sanders? Dude was the corner version of T.O.

[@sto1238]

Darren Sharper

[@_will795]

@@sto1238 the hardest hitting safety in the league

[@adamschaefer1677]

Ray Rice could be a great reserve RB on this team! Can’t wait to see this team running Suh and Albert Haynesworth alongside each other in the trenches. That front 4 gon be nasty.

[@jackcarraway4707]

Lawrence Phillips.

[@brady6845]

i love how he asked for 2019 AB. if you waited a few months you would’ve picked this version of AB 😂

[@tyleralmquist7606]

I think you need to put Jameis as the backup QB, cause it will be an endlessly cyclic argument about whether he would be better than Johnny or if he is trash

[@BAS9713]

Obviously haven't watched yet but I need MORE. Your uploads are basically the best every time they come. I know that's a reason they're so good. The fact you take your time. But still. I need more!!!

[@dakotacameron5079]

We need a defense version of this ASAP! Great content, keep it up.

[@NeverwascooL]

It's fine if Aaron doesn't wanna play, I'm sure you could get big Ben and his radio show on board

[@daltontannery3243]

You damn sure gotta make a defensive version, and make sure you put Bill Romanowski on there

[@djcraft3r308]

Man if he would’ve just waited a bit longer to make this video, we would’ve had our head coach and another receiver. I’m looking at you raiders

[@ItsInThereFam]

Add a Cb to that list too.

[@devonwakelin425]

Plus at this point more for material for Antonio Brown

[@djcraft3r308]

And there is another RB

[@chadanderson9872]

You could easily do the same list with all former Raiders players😂

[@jimmyzhu1741]

My thoughts on defense: gotta have Haynesworth, Romanowski, maybe Cortland Finnegan and Brandon Browner?

[@jeffgordonfan2462]

Darren Sharper too

[@joshjeppesen3931]

Brian Bosworth has to be one of the linebackers too

[@jimmyzhu1741]

@@joshjeppesen3931 there's a lot of crazy potential in the LB group...Aldon Smith and Vontaze Burfict should probably be in there too.

[@nunyabusiness5075]

Can Ray Lewis make this team? I'm not sure since he killed a guy not on the team, and it didn't lead to team dysfunction.......

[@jimmyzhu1741]

@@nunyabusiness5075 I thought about that...since it never seemed to affect the team I guess it's not quite "dysfunction"

[@ViniZiello]

Now i wanna see this team on the field. Playing against itself every week

[@TylerMcVeigh1]

Finally, a true contender for the Houston Texans!

[@jessyfretz5800]

As a Texans fan, I disagree... Our situation is far, faaaar worse.

[@bramstedt8997]

The Michael Oher pick aged really well

[@Msh42069]

Need Turley in that o-line, Ray rice as the 3rd down back, and Kellen Winslow to complete the tight end room

[@mrpotential11]

Broski this was easily one of the most entertaining videos I've seen in a long time. You deserve WAY more subs

[@King0fDaBr0cean]

I think if you wanted to go with maximum dysfunction then ryan leaf should've been one of the qbs

[@SetTheEdge]

practice squad qb1 easily

[@MarloSoBalJr]

Your defense needs a Bill Romanoski and Lawrence Taylor to be an absolute shitshow of a squad

[@Bormannator]

Don't forget Aldon Smith and Vontaze Burfett

[@cidiose]

Pacman Jones too haha.

[@jessyfretz5800]

And Brian Bosworth. Now that I am reading this, I fear this defense may actually commit a violent crime on Monday Night Football.

[@greeneggsandham91]

I feel like James Harrison too

[@spsmith6919]

You can't forget Albert Haynesworth. He'd walk all over opposing offenses. He'd be so dominant, you could almost say he'd stomp them into submission.

[@AaronAaron247]

LOVE the music you picked. Glad to see you’re a fan of FF7 as well

[@TheWhoisyou]

In the context of this video, AB just solidified himself as the goat

[@sariahlaunius7366]

Can't believe you didn't have Tim Tebow as the backup QB. He wasn't a controversy creator, but everyone constantly talked about him and every little last thing he did. In terms of making sure you get people talking about your team, having Tim Tebow on there is a sure way to do it. (Plus his jersey sales were through the roof when he was signed by the Jaguars during the offseason, so it’d be a great way to make more money for Mr. Goodell.) Would love to see a Defensive and Special Teams version for this video! And if 2010, 2011, 2012, or 2014 Ndamukong Suh isn't on the team, you've done it wrong. ;) Especially since, in 2011, he was in a whole controversy for injuring Evan Dietrich-Smith, so having the two of them on the same team would almost guarantee to be grounds for *something* to happen . . . And in 2014, he had an incident where he stomped on Aaron Rodgers' calf, so I guess pick your poison with that . . . (I'd probably go for 2011, since that was the *big* controversy in his career.) Also, whose our coach? And GM? And are you the owner? Because Dan Schneider for owner would be good, if not (you could make him GM). And Adam Gase for Head Coach because who could ever forget the weed-eyes press conference?

[@aitzgabe]

Owner would have to be Al Davis or Jerry Jones!!

[@DepravedCoTApologist]

@@aitzgabe No. It needs to be a guy who made everything about him but also a terrible owner. Bud Adams comes to mind. Dan Snyder is a valid choice. Or better yet, the Irsays. Either one of them

[@guilhermeodai]

He mentioned he was coach and owner on the Rodgers bit. I was kinda expecting Buddy Ryan to be named HC.

[@nritsch]

Tebow is clearly the fullback

[@sariahlaunius7366]

@@guilhermeodai That means GM is still open! Anyone have any takers? Maybe Bill O'Brien? I wasn't paying a ton of attention to football when he was making all those big, horrible moves from the Texans, but surely they created a lot of controversy. Or just put Adam Gase as GM. (I am of the belief he can't succeed in *any* position in the NFL if Peyton Manning isn't his main player. And when I say not succeed, I mean he'll do so horribly he'll be bottom of the barrel, which definitely gets talked about when you're a team with the lowest stat in the NFL in certain statistics.)

[@evincasey6656]

Do a defense one John Matuszak and Lyle Alzado would be great on that D-Line.

[@cidiose]

Pacman Jones as CB haha.

[@ajburrr]

Always a good day when Secret Base, KTO, and Set the Edge upload on the same day

[@allex_]

everyone does at the end of the month, gotta get that ad agreement in lol

[@fletch6183]

Both secret base and set the edge had a rant about Bobby petrino as well lmaooo

[@bm373]

@@allex_ this lol

[@TheBlackScatPack]

Oh if you waited a few more months I could have seen Urban Meyer on the coaching staff

[@josephhanicak7922]

Man this is one of the best 2-video series ever, I really wish STE did some new stuff like this 😔

[@TheNorthie]

I’m surprised you chose Aaron Rodgers over Big Ben, I’d say Big Ben is more dysfunctional than Aaron Edit: Well now I now why he picked Aaron Rodgers over Big Ben

[@MrHam-sk3kr]

Aaron Rodgers himself isn’t dysfunctional, it’s just that he’s gonna get really fucking pissed at coming off the bench, especially with Johnny Football starting

[@Yellow13200]

Ben rapelisberger

[@CharizardMaster69]

I’d pick Jeff George

[@lightningv4210]

i would say Colin Kaepernick was the pick

[@ironman4122]

Neither one is dysfunctional, actually the opposite. Rodgers is misunderstood and gets bad mouthed by the STOOGE media for no good reason. Ben was never charged with anything, which makes me think it was a money grab.

[@ChaseTrent]

I'd love Tim Tebow here as TE 2 just to see the dynamic it creates

[@michaelbiscay9836]

As a Cowboys fan, I'm disappointed Erik Allen didn't get the other tackle spot. I also nominate Michael Irvin as WR coach.

[@SuperSaiyanGuyver]

@5:15 wait I KNOW that music. You absolute madman! This was funny as hell also.

[@sickomobamba9619]

“Antonio brown is mostly back on track” ahhhh yes

[@lampshade9117]

Get that defense vontaze and ndamukong suh with Lt sniffing coke in the back and bill romanowski throwing microwaves

[@DepravedCoTApologist]

With Jalen Ramsay shit talking to the media

[@elijahechicagobearsboyd5734]

All of that on the same team, would be MORTIFYING!

[@cidiose]

Pacman Jones just being Pacman Jones.

[@ScumdogLuke]

Honestly should've had Jeff George in as one of the qb's

[@cidiose]

Great Call!

[@fredb3400]

Be nice to cancer.

[@nathaniellevesque2782]

Imagine a linebacking corps featuring Vontaze Burfict and Bill Romanowski.

[@dacoolboy2449]

Urban Myer should've been the coach. Also ironically not even a year later we got to see the Manzel and Owens duo in real life in the FCF for a little bit

[@a.j.dewdney5968]

11:01 "I'm starting to hink Gruden just loves drama" you can say that again

[@MagitekOmega]

Rodgers is so tame compared to the rest of these man. I'd have gone with Ryan Leaf and his flying off the handle at staff and his piss poor work ethic and temperament would have been the perfect backup for this team.Also, yes, give us that defense video, I can only imagine the brutes you'll put on that side of the ball.

[@Kaiserboo1871]

I would have gone with Collin Kaep for back up.

[@jakelamoreaux634]

“Honorable” mention to Kellen Winslow II for a bunch of reasons

[@thedistantprinceinyouremai6345]

The first time kellen Winslow II and honor were ever mentioned together

[@AgentRapture]

He does need a backup TE

[@hiimemily]

@@AgentRapture And a second running back. Ray Rice, perhaps?

[@AgentRapture]

@@hiimemily yes!

[@jacobhartmann1050]

Winslow and Rice are both excellent choices!

[@Dinerojoven11]

A better center would be Adam Raiola. Lions center that in his career: - got fined for making an “obscene gesture” to fans in 2008. - cheap shot or stomped on multiple defensive lineman in 2014, gaining a suspension in the process.

[@JoshAllenberg]

You're talking about Dominic Raiola right?

[@antoniotrivelloni8191]

I forgot that he existed. He'd be perfect there

[@CaseyWinehouse]

Adam, Dominic… what’s the dif.

[@ryanleaf386]

It’s funny cause Manziel and TO actually play football together

[@eduardopena5893]

HB Honorable Mentions: Jim Brown: For being able to hit open holes almost as hard as he hits women Bam Morris "Iron Head" Craig Heyward Lawrence Phillips Ray Rice Adrian Peterson Cedric Benson Ontarrio Smith Moe Williams

[@nickluckman1872]

You could honestly put 3/4 of my beloved Legion of Boom on there with Browner's attempted murder, Thomas's new label as locker room cancer and the gun incident, and Sherman's trash talk plus the unfortunate mental snap he just had.

[@antoniotrivelloni8191]

At least Kam is still okay? Last I checked?

[@nickluckman1872]

@@antoniotrivelloni8191 As far as I know. His main issue was the major neck injury that ended his career. I could see him having concussion-related issues in the future sadly

[@antoniotrivelloni8191]

@@nickluckman1872 Sad. At least he was smart enough to stay out of drama. Unlike a CERTAIN DEFENSIVE TACKLE (I'm a Lions fan, so that should tell you everything)

[@AverageJAKE_]

Having Rodgers as QB2 already made me go "Yooooooooooo'thisisgon'besensational"

[@AMRonYT]

Insane foresight on Michael Orr lmao.

[@aloe-aurora]

0:07 for a second I thought you said "Pablo" Goodell, y'know... like Escobar.... Yet I did not bat an eye 😂

[@PKNUT3757]

6:26 And the award for the sentence which aged most like milk goes tooooo

[@PainajainenHKI07]

Can't wait for the defense. Oh, and absolutely love the Donkey Kong music.

[@AbleAnderson]

Do you know the song that plays from like 13:40-15:40?

[@PainajainenHKI07]

@@AbleAnderson unfortunately no

[@CamoFlage907]

The Michael Oher picked aged well

[@archangelgv2811]

This would make Days of Our Steelers look like Sesame Street

[@geekymetalhead5112]

This week....on Where's the alcohol?

[@alexppape]

You need some depth here big time. For quarterback, you could get Jamarcus Russell, the 1st overall bust who doesn't watch game film but drinks lean. Or Art Schlichter, but he may blow his paycheck on gambling debts. Running back, Lawrence Phillips is a great fit. But he’ll spend at least half the season in jail.

[@dubsont1de]

Antonio Brown implying he's gonna be humble and modest then showing up to camp in a hot air balloon