I need new gear on my 1 HP Account (#10)

[@Settledrs]

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[@RustyCanadien]

POG!

[@gamechannelminecraft6583]

Hello everyone, good viewing🐼🐧👍

[@RomeoL2023]

Yes

[@dripwill2062]

I REPLIED

[@TheTundraTerror]

Melvor Idle is better

[@duden1ce485]

That "Go on" is just hilarious 11:15

[@thewes77]

He was just being polite.

[@Thedudec]

@@thewes77 Exactly, Lowlifes first

[@じゅげむ-s6b]

@@thewes77 then why does he look ready to kill his prey

[@Luimies]

dude was roleplaying like he was standing in line waiting for the lever

[@stardustknight99]

i know he said not to expect uploads on a perfectly weekly basis but every time it takes a while to get the next nightmare mode episode i get paranoid he's died

[@King_Nipper]

Most of us *Checks the Wiki for information* Settled: "I can't trust the Wiki, time to test it myself."

[@MyName-Jeff]

Hard won experience there. Never look at the fight arena the same way again.

[@Settledrs]

IT PAYS OFF ABOUT 2% OF THE TIME

[@Donorito]

​@Settledrs 2% of the time it works every time

[@abyszero8620]

English teachers warned us about unreliable wikis, but it took Settled to make us listen XD

[@heetheet75]

@@Settledrs on an account like this 2% margin of error is huge

[@crystalcvt]

hey Settled! I'm a longtime Wiki editor, and the person who added "typeless" on the page. guess this is my 15 minutes of fame haha! anyway, "melee damage" had been previously removed from the article, so I figured it was typeless. regardless, I hope my error doesn't turn people off from the Wiki, we are (usually....) incredibly thorough. I invite everyone to stop by the Wiki Discord to see just how much testing goes into our edits and pages! we really do try to be as accurate as possible, and we are constantly undoing vandalism and incorrect info, testing the changes people make.

[@kaboissonneault]

Even if I have my gripes with the staff of certain wikis, there's not enough appreciation for how much good info is there on most game wikis. I play indie RPGs with barely any players sometimes, and I very quickly miss having existing info to rely on

[@vreeze33]

Thank you for the effort you put in!

[@user-uy5hh7eu2i]

Thank you for all your hard work!

[@austingreathouse]

Shout out to you all! Thanks for all of the hard work and dedication to the wiki!

[@Xapheion101]

I use the wiki all the time it's helped me in many quests, keep up the good work

[@calvinnguyen1870]

I love that the mole slippers are considered a locked-in slot. Makes sense, they are best-in-slot after all.

[@skydivingisfun]

I guess u could say they r mold-ed in

[@JmanSpace]

Leave ​@@skydivingisfun

[@DaraCanavan]

Beast-in-slot

[@InfernoPlus]

I'm pretty sure that guard that lured you was actually framed in disguise.

[@kevindevenport3596]

When are we getting the Halo 2 Osrs mod?

[@zeonino]

The youtube crossover I didn't know that I wanted

[@ThePheonixon]

The more I learn about you, the more I'm sure that you're a pretty cool guy

[@dustynweaver7594]

The way I started screaming when your character began running towards the guard ☠☠💀💀

[@KennyLeeN94]

bro same, the amount of anxiety that shot through my body i'll tell you what

[@sunfireflx8339]

Needed to pause the video and get a cold shower after that. Bro im so invested into that account and its not even my own

[@dudee145]

Spoilers

[@Whitsoxrule1]

"No, No, NO NO NO SETTLED WTF" me screaming at my monitor

[@Il0verange]

This sounded diddy asf

[@Lashazior]

Quick tip for navigating Wiki pages, you can view change logs under the revision history for any and every page. You can compare to the current edit or the previous edit below in the change log. When [[Undead tree]] was first made back in 2013, protect from melee was on the page and mentioned as a viable option. Over time this got written out by a revision on 32 May 2017 by HeirApparently. Bissette changed the text for small amount to typeless on 30 July 2023. It was a significant rewrite so probably was an untested change. As always, the Wiki appreciates testing and page edits, so thank you for the contribution to fix an old error Settled.

[@Milktube]

Or when edits are made to a wiki page the writer could simply NOT REMOVE CORRECT INFORMATION!

[@crystalcvt]

hey there, I'm Bisette, and I just wanted to clear the Wiki's name a bit - I made the edit that changed "small amounts" specifically because "melee" had been previously removed. I do agree that it would have been worth testing first rather than going off past edits. but for the record the Wiki does strive to back stuff up as much as possible, and are constantly testing things to ensure they're accurate. it's a shame that my mistake here is leading people to shit-talk the Wiki, since our team is incredibly thorough and hard-working, often with no compensation, just love for the game.

[@supersnizelz]

@@crystalcvt the wiki has most players respect i just personally wish good information stays retained which takes work i'm guilty of making sub par edits myself and it takes experienced attention to keep the bad edit from staying

[@tiagocorreia5644]

​@@crystalcvt Hey dont beat yourself over it. Both runescape wikis (OS and 3) are the absolute best wikis Ive ever seen for anything, even among many non game wikis. These small errors are bound to appear in such a massive wiki, and from what I can see it was lightning fast in correcting the small error which just goes to show the dedication.

[@crystalcvt]

@@tiagocorreia5644 definitely! mistakes happen and I'm no exception. we actually document our longest-running errors here: oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/RuneScape:Longest_unfixed_errors

[@TheOneAndOnlyTimo]

It seems you have pickpocket on left click 12:55, maybe you should change that too, just in case.

[@DefinitelyNotRin]

He's gonna get got if he doesn't

[@Someguyhere111]

"Cor blimey mate! What're ye doing in me pockets?!" *punches out of existence*

[@grumps5940]

@@Someguyhere111 Didn't know Saitama was a farmer

[@BottledPoe]

I dont think he has the thieving level anyway

[@dkk75]

I was thinking the same thing, but it's actually safe, since he lacks the thieving level to attempt and therefore also fail.

[@Zorgdub]

"We've only locked in 3 of our gear slots." Shows mole slippers, which are purely cosmetic and have no effect.

[@Patashu]

that's the most important slot

[@Joebobinator]

No effect? Is the confidence that comes with insane drip not an effect?

[@Zorgdub]

@@Joebobinator No, that's a status.

[@extremelyhighlevelsofbutte2766]

The Mole Slippers stay on during sex

[@Whitsoxrule1]

I did the calculation and with that gear and those levels the guard had a 14.5% chance to end the account if his prayer was just a single tick later. That was an extremely close call

[@Cvein_]

And that would continue for each consecutive attack if it missed!

[@the_real_cookiez]

Thank you. I was curious of this as well.

[@jikthehick12]

Nerd

[@NicholasWHaley7]

According to my calculation it was technically 14.279%. Better luck next time.

[@themysticfedora]

@@NicholasWHaley7 who?

[@hunterwalters-ji9mt]

You really need to turn run off when safe spotting so you have more time to react if something goes wrong!! That guard was scary. Love the series don’t want it to end ♥️♥️♥️

[@ConorGolden-pg7hx]

You know what's interesting? The protect from melee information was actually in the wiki article when it was first created but a user had stripped that information out of the wiki in 2017 for whatever reason

[@Milktube]

Behold the incompetency of wikis - where the information is delivered not on what is true, but on a popularity system.

[@user-md3wm7vu1f]

The old wiki from 10+ years ago seemed to be much more accurate. This one routinely gets details wrong about enemy info and inaccurately lists quest skill/items in the “required” section when it should be in the “recommended” section (and vice versa) and is misleading or vague on certain details

[@trx1150]

Someone already updated the wiki since this episode was released haha

[@tappajaav]

Prank

[@TwenOalley]

@@MilktubeLuckily in a videogame it's much easier to test things and get finite results that anyone can repeat easily. Makes it harder to have opinions on any information since so much more is just objectively true or false when compared to something like wikipedia.

[@Someguyhere111]

8:00 - Never thought I'd clench my butt so much from seeing someone attack just a regular Guard.

[@BottledPoe]

Bro almost died laughing

[@EdenGardee]

3:50 - "The melee pray stays on during sex"

[@okayestdev5237]

lol I was gonna make the same comment but ya beat me to it

[@jamesslaght7287]

Idk man some times ya need a good d claw spec

[@potatoking6308]

WE NEED PROTECTION

[@TacoMeister2]

I have to go work a burial service and stop eating boneless wings to unlock overheads.

[@xtanagaming1017]

I dont get it...

[@aarondenyerful]

I love that the Wiki is already updated to "Melee Damage" on the undead trees.

[@SzaboB33]

Settled laughs maniacally and runs to the guard attacking him. me: HE'S GONE MAD

[@wolfvideography]

anyone else concerned it has been 11 days since his last upload? last time his upload was late... we got LowLife109

[@ericqi5130]

R.I.P. Lowlife109, you will be missed 😔😔 (I hope I'm wrong).

[@Xapheion101]

I was about to comment something similar, the time since the last upload has me worried

[@S24KP6]

RIP the legend of LowLife109 will live on forever

[@cameronjames2670]

Just looked at the stats too, doesn't look like it changed much from the video to the high scores.

[@fizzjuty5798]

@@cameronjames2670he hasn’t got any xp in 2 days

[@diepewpie]

@@fizzjuty5798 long live the king lowlife109 and his predecessors

[@groovr22]

I'm a 58 year old Grampy, that plays OSRS. My kids (28 & 30) got me into it back when they started playing 17 or so years ago..! Anyway, I really dig your videos. Thanks for taking the time to make them interesting.

[@ItsMrLee]

Thanks gramps it's crazy you were older than me now when I first played this back in 2002 at 12/13

[@tomjeffy]

@@ItsMrLeethis was the most confusing comment i’ve ever read

[@GoldDylPikel]

Actually uploaded on a Wednesday! HUGE!

[@npviking]

Unimaginable!

[@dub123boy]

YUUUGGGGEEEEEE

[@BrennenL]

So many crazy clips in this episode!!! The tree segment was so funny. Also, I still can't believe TILE MAN existed, these series are all mind blowing.

[@clayvision]

Settled has probably done more obscure wiki fixes of any rs player in history Just remember before swampletics, some drop rates in morytania were literally unknown

[@mtchllBarrett]

I fucking love clicking on Settled videos, I do it every time I see a Settled video

[@ocircles738]

Once you click on a Settled video, there's a video by Settled where he's doing a Settled video. And man, do I love Settled videos!

[@mtchllBarrett]

@@ocircles738 exactly

[@BoHorn]

In my experience, I usually find that clicking settled videos had a cooldown of about 20 minutes. If you are really trying to be efficient tho, you can click the settled channel and click the settled videos tab and click every settled video. However, I dont recommend this because its not in the spirit of the game.

[@RyanScarbrough]

I thought I was the only one that was clicking, good to know there are others.

[@TrickyyRicky]

I AINT EVAA GON STOP WATCHING SETTLED VIDEOS

[@dumpspec]

The way you continue to re-invent the game is not only the best OSRS content, but some of the best content I’ve ever seen in general. Truly one the greatest creators to be a supporter of.

[@-sk8-437]

I can't believe Settled got complacent in the cow pen of all places.

[@unluckycatfish6866]

Forgot to activate milk prayer, tragic

[@moglirustreams]

Sorry babe, the Melee Pray stays ON during.

[@Vaaletee]

my day is saved thanks settled

[@Settledrs]

you're welcome beefjerky123

[@marshmalo1992]

I cant get enough of this series. Its absolutely insane. Itd be crazy enough to have a hardcore mode where you only ever had 10hp and dieing meant losing your account forever but 1 hp is just max level stress. Absolutley love it!

[@pedrocampiteli]

There's no way he ever gets to 47 farming for another watermelon empire 🍉

[@alecmason7378]

Everyone is doubting him.

[@YellowravenRS]

No way that he will reach 47 farming

[@FiveDollar69]

Already dead gg

[@tatri292]

Lowlife109 will never be farmin' watermelons

[@flockofwingeddoors]

Even more cool stuff! Finding out all these new safe spots and figuring out damage types is awesome. Glad to see this challenge pushing you to innovate

[@Lv35_Chungus]

In case you're wondering, the guard had a 15.42% chance to hit him without melee prayer on

[@junietwoknees]

oooh thats FAR too high to be safe. I thought he was going to realize and walk back the other way sooner (or can you cancel an attack in rs?)

[@Lv35_Chungus]

@@junietwoknees He was safe there as he got protect from melee up at the final possible moment. He could've clicked to run or teleport away on the same timing as well and been safe that way. Also flinching is sort of the only way to 'cancel' npc attacks in osrs.

[@ArcTV.]

@@junietwoknees He put on protect from melee on which 100% negates against any and all of the damage. He explained in the video that he managed to turn it on at the final most possible time, if he didnt manage to do it he could still have survived with a 15% chance of actually getting hit (according to this guys comment), so thats still an 85% chance of survival if he missed putting the protect from melee on.

[@RayGunnMK2]

Iron bars have a spawn in the helmet shop in the sunset coast area in Varlamore, for future reference to anyone who might need iron bars early on an iron and hate the wilderness.

[@rodgod1309]

Bro i’m addicted to this series :’( when are you posting another videooooo????!?!?!! I’m feeeeening!

[@Dog.Dad.Studios]

Thank you for this series! As someone who isn’t good at osrs but has played since 4th grade; it’s kind of nice to watch through this specific playthrough and feel good about the goals that I’ve been completing, some I found through this goal minded run. Thanks so much!

[@seanrrr]

I'm 99% sure that Settled can sense when I'm having a bad day and will upload to make me feel better.

[@TheMoonolith]

Dunno if anyone else has mentioned this but whenever I find myself needing to go to Rellekka multiple times in a day (questing, slayer, dying to Galvek, etc) I just move my house there. Only requires 30 construction, one quest (daddy's home), and 30k. Could help you save time with the long run and keep you safer. Hope this can come in handy to ya

[@Naxer2272]

He won't get 14 RC, I'm sure of it.

[@sr1488]

i really hope he doesn't, no need spending 5000 extra hours on the account

[@Ziggy405]

Still my favorite series on KZbin. The algorithm already knows when this comes out it's first recommendation

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

I’m gonna hunt down the guy who makes the “Yoshi’s Island music but with bad ugly wrong notes so it isn’t copyright striked” for your ad reads and force him to play the right notes at rune crossbow point

[@Sliznark]

Loving these dude. Seeing you tackle the game in such a unique and creative way has really made me want to make an ironman and try out that level 1 challenge. You're an incredible entertainer. Hope to keep watching your content.

[@alucardavathorn8930]

There are many times where your character screams in agony during quests, I think the only one that actually drains HP is when you ask how to fill the chalice with blood during dessert treasure 1.

[@santiagomcrib6495]

I didn't doubt you could pull off the accumulator, but I'm absolutely gobsmacked at 15 smithing. What a chad. It really looks like you're having fun with the editing. This might have been the most enjoyable video in the series to watch yet!

[@Wesleyy13337]

A warm welcome to Lowlife110!

[@wootburger1195]

IDK why my humor is broken but "11 farming isn't real" got me pretty good

[@drakegilmore8445]

I actually have never played Runescape but find soooo much joy watching your videos!! Thank you for the content :)

[@alextrelka2131]

Bro, I almost had a heart attack When I saw u click the guard and run around, I thought it was over. Every episode gets my heart pumping better than the scariest movie ngl.

[@iWicky]

I love this series. Super gripping and terrifying. After the 108 deaths, especially the unexpected 108, we're on our toes all through the video.

[@christrigg1]

Fences have either been your best friend or your worst enemy in every step of the journey so far. They've stalled your animation long enough to bring your attention back on screen, they've outright kept you safe from monsters while training, and they've even been the direct cause of nearly every one of your deaths.

[@raidenwesterman4479]

I'm deeply scared something bad has happened to lowlife109. Or settled in general. The suspense is killing me.

[@whimsicalmc4106]

I've never waited for a video so hard

[@KyleAlexJohn]

I have never watched an Ironman series and I'm genuinely anxious with every level knowing that any episode could be The Infernox1000 in series significance. Keep at it man! Series has been a lot of fun so far!

[@99huntlife33]

I LOVE when you scream your levels from a distance! Its wonderful

[@DefaultBS]

I don’t ever leave comments on KZbin videos but I genuinely love this series and all the other content you produce. Every week I wait for your videos and they are always so entertaining. I wish you posted more of your gameplay though. 30 min videos would be awesome. Even if it’s just you showing more of what you’re already doing! All the best.

[@fosk8]

Wait you're gonna do the fight cave with the mole slippers? I'm pretty sure you can get the Shayzien boots (5) easily with protect from melee for an additional +4 ranged bonus. Also don't ever forget that if you switch back your bone cbow to rapid you lose 2 tiles of range (meaning some of the safespot won't work any more).

[@jiaan100]

But the drip

[@GoVeganForTheAnimal]

This is so neat, getting so deep with no damage taken, love the content bro!!!

[@andybjorkelo8496]

Its been 9 days. He died.

[@Zedd0z]

The last 10 seconds of this video he says "expect videos to take a bit longer from here on out"

[@MizuhoChan]

@@Zedd0z Cope more

[@Zedd0z]

@@MizuhoChan Cope with your double chin

[@MizuhoChan]

@@Zedd0z Zing

[@leeroberts4825]

Settled, with any slayer task you can use a plug-in named "Aggressive timer" where you're able to see where the lines of boundaries are to walk within, if your Ice Giants fall within that grid you can do a task there. But baring in mind there's a safespot on east--side of mudskipper point ones.

[@leeroberts4825]

Now I'm upto the point where you're actually using it for warriors haha, I should've waited before commenting. F

[@ddavid1106]

He died. I've been tracking his xp the past couple of days on hiscores and they haven't moved a single xp.

[@beepiss]

On crystal math labs he got some xp yesterday

[@fizzjuty5798]

could be editing

[@Nobody_1.]

he didnt die, so he must had been doing something else or forgot to upload

[@baskooij8500]

I've watched the entire video 3 times since it's upload. 8:00 is rhe perfect example why this series is so incredible captivating. The smallest mistake will destroy the account. Insane.

[@whippycream1]

There's no way he'll get 42 construction and 33 crafting to make Toy Mice!

[@jakewittl235]

I swear Settled's videos are better than any ongoing TV shows/series out there. The amount of excitement I get when I see a new vid drop is crazy hahah - Keep er up beast!!!

[@ottojalonen]

Fly high 🕊

[@domo5458]

Settled I have been using KZbin for most of my life. I have never played runescape but I have watched every episode since Swampletics ep1. I have never been more invested in a series.

[@CelicaDan]

Can you imagine how cracked this account would be if they still had dangerous random events in the game?

[@williamking8231]

He’d literally have to glue his eyes to the screen

[@cowzg0moo]

The only way out of jail was to watch an ad for a settled's absolute favorite game AFK JOURNEY! Exactly what I was expecting to him to say as it is the only game he makes videos about after all 😝

[@Eljacob0]

The crazy thing about this series is how tense every single minute of it is. Like, after you dropped that death on us the first time, no second is safe.

[@buthow708]

A healthy number of heart attacks when you moved in to high-five the guard, excellent reflexes and good save And don't stress about longer times between episodes. I think most of us here would rather wait a bit longer, rather than have you stressing about uploading and making a silly mistake because of it. Keep up the amazing work mate

[@oridont]

It's literally physically impossible for this account to get 16 Herblore, scientists confirmed it.

[@dertydawgman2942]

2:49 he calls it AFK Arena, but hey Settled I'm glad you're getting the bag even if you said the wrong name in the sponsorship xD

[@TheGolfingGuru]

Pretty amazing that he has never eaten anything in his entire life

[@relogos]

Wiki: "There is no safe spot" Settled: "And I took that personally"

[@Decepticant]

It's been 12 days. GG Lowlife109! You were the chosen one.

[@raunchybulge6491]

12:12 SlingshotFooty in shambles after this one

[@dylanfarley8136]

Been real quiet since Settled dropped this video

[@json_bourne3812]

The fact the screenshot says 6 minutes ago makes me think Settled just has a giant folder with various folders/labels for different skill+level combos

[@wiigamez12345]

I go for the Sydney Swans

[@santiagocalvo]

I can't believe what I'm about to say but this is the only series ever where I really hope nothing interesting hapens and we can have at least one, JUST ONE episode in peace, no stress, no missclicks, no getting out of trouble cuz you prayed melee in the exact game tick out of pure fucking luck, just woodcuting for 30 mins and that's it, just a chill episode...

[@ralles0012]

"The land I once loved has now made me a paranoid man." Nice quote.

[@vIMacca]

I love the subtle little shoutout to Swampletics at 04:00 "Can't be having any repeats" Hahaha.

[@ReBoRN2882]

Nice little treat before I go to bed. Thanks for feeding one of your children

[@Hellbentbleu]

Starting to remind me of those segmented speed runs where you reload the game like 200 times to get the luckiest spawn to achieve things in order to finish a game in like 6 minutes with the final footage.

[@QuantumInsanity]

There is no way he gets 69 range, truly an impossible feat

[@abc123connor5]

Loving this series. I don't play RS but you're just an entertaining person. Also my McTile youtooz cane in the mail yesterday, went onto my shelf straight away

[@haydes1285]

3:51 “The melee pray stays on during sex”

[@insertnamehere4263]

You know the worst part of loving your content settled is that I have to wait a week for every video. But I will wait for these quality videos to come out.

[@Mphx321]

Well i THOUGHT i had no plans for today after work. Time to ritualistically black out the windows and light candles to watch the newest settled video!

[@holdupits420]

Heroin?

[@mf-cf8tr]

Dude I love how frequently these are being pumped out! every time I sit down with something to eat I'm like man I hope there is something good to watch :D

[@joshuan3265]

Dude this guy is breaking the wiki. Also I have farmed those guards for levels of range and when you started the first thought I had was "he does know that guard can move out of sight right".

[@jhm8614]

Best part of the series is that he doesn’t spoiler deaths so you’re on your toes all the time

[@dawsonbaer2012]

RIP to weekly uploads

[@DrRobosnarfen]

If you ever end up wanting to go for clues and ranged train again. Try the Cyclops and Jogre in the zoo. Although who knows if and what tier that cyclops drops... no one has ever killed the cyclops in the Zoo, the wiki doesn't even list the non-warrior guild ones lmao. It might just be a normal hill giant drop table based off my quick testing. But the Jogre drops mediums.

[@shadowdragon3521]

If you want to get cosmic runes without entering the wilderness you can buy them from MTA. Since a single cast of lvl-4 enchant yields more points on average than the cost of a cosmic rune.

[@jamescarter5159]

Blood pressure through the roof once again!

[@Luke-xo9gp]

KZbin needs to add a second subscribe button for people who are already subscribed. That’s how good your content is, it makes me want to subscribe every time I watch a new video.

[@mikecleven9808]

Been 10 days... im in withdrawal

[@j102h]

Your edits are getting so funny, I can tell you're having a lot of fun with series ;p

[@karlvalteroja4675]

The fucking guard made my heart DROP

[@imcolm4360]

Does anybody know the song at 16:16 onwards. I thought it was something from Dustforce but I can't find it

[@matthewgibbs1248]

"I didn't even know you could walk on this tile!" Someone needs to watch more Hanannie...

[@cocomonkilla]

Who?

[@BatGuckers5]

A gross clown.@@cocomonkilla

[@SpaghettiEnterprises]

I for one respect the grind. It sounds super stressful. Take your time, these videos are always a real treat, thank you :)

[@EluneAnzu]

My favorite thing about thing about snowflake accounts is stuff like the undead tree where it comes out that the wiki was wrong about something because that one guy who actually bothered to test that super niche thing that doesn't really matter for anyone but snowflake accounts.

[@scaperist]

Settled, there's a 100% safe place to range Guards from: the wheat field north of Ardy. There are 3 guards nearby, it's pretty easy to range them from there, and you're surrounded by a fence. Just tested with a bone crossbow, works wonders. Go, give it a try ;)