Sexy Heckling & Surprise Dick Pics - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

[@alexlehtinen9732]

"is he the guy who helped stop apartheid?" 1:40 Underrated shit right there.

[@malicoire3564]

Bonnie's "In a movie theater? You're gonna make out?" line was brilliant.

[@sterlingforbes3872]

girls saying "a guy could convince me even when I already said no" is like the WORST thing for guys to hear cause it just leads to confusion, manipulation, and possibly much worse.

[@SenseiDonGraham]

Initialism and Acronyms an educational podcast Nikki! I always referred to it as acronyms and mnemonics

[@9SmartSand6]

"You can't make a guy hard by just spitting on it." "Uuhhh...I beg to differ..."

[@lotuseatersbreakfast1450]

Aww man, whomever you are, you are one of my comedy heroes.

[@9SmartSand6]

Nobody special; just a fan of Nikki's humor.

[@mikeyoung8226]

More guys and gals need to have these open talks on and about sex. Great Job Nikki

[@valhalla1240]

when you want to have sex with people as an autistic person, you do that all the time... :D so for me, this is all news. I've never had these "problems". I have never in my life said one thing to indicate that I mean another thing. Neurotypical people are so complicated man...

[@marcusnelson7026]

@@valhalla1240 the rest of the world will catch up with the more evolved. Just give us a little time to learn.

[@manofiske3318]

@@marcusnelson7026 "Us"(humans , in general) still at a level whereby the overwhelming majority of individuals feels compelled, against all scientific evidence demonstrating the contrary, to place their faith in a filthy, germ-ridden, talisman face-diaper to protect them from the 'boogie-man' of the hour.

[@adamkenny2888]

“Is that the guy who helped stop apartheid.” So funny. So he was Bishop Des (archbishop Desmond Tutu) and this is Dez Bishop comedian

[@philb6133]

Des Bishop, thank you. Around 10:30, don’t take that shit.

[@MaxPowers2.0]

So the Bonnie chick wrongfully calls out the guy for "ego" but completely misses Nikki's ACTUAL manipulative ego move?

[@nardinit]

@@MrKinghuman o fuck off u didn't build shit

[@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE]

Classic bait and switch... they don't want equal rights they want us under foot

[@JamesPetts]

I am very impressed that Nikki knows the difference between acronym and initialism. *So* few people know this.

[@K4ZA]

The best part in the beginning is where they talk about acronyms. Here in Germany the word "OTT / Ott" referrs to weed.

[@ianmartin6643]

Why

[@Roniboney]

@@ianmartin6643 who cares why, Berlin here we come

[@valhalla1240]

I don't do the "dance". Never have. Never will. And I don't care for it. I also have Asperger's. So that may be why.

[@Anson120]

I dont either. I have clinical depression. since childhood. It is hard to meet people with severe anhedonia feels like walking in a empty shell.

[@3tylersmith]

Bonnie seams to kind of mess up the “flow” of the show?

[@PaulWalker-lk3gi]

Only cuz that guy won't shut up for a hot second :)

[@Chris118Real]

Des just got a new fan

[@joeyketch17]

he bought it at target.....zing

[@noahway13]

I think her standup us ok, but these podcasts are fantastic.

[@AG-kt1yk]

This podcast is so fun most days, but, Public service announcement: Do not watch this podcast to learn about consent. If you follow their advice, you will land on the wrong side of a charge.

[@ethankendall9499]

Easy fix. Don't "hook up" with random dudes that you don't know.

[@charliedelacey8856]

So infuriating when Bonnie kept making fun of Des when he was trying to explain how painful it is for a guy to shut down after getting revved up. It has nothing to do with blue balls or ego, testosterone is a powerful hormone! Of course that shouldn't in any way pressure a girl to do anything she doesn't want to, but it's something women should know. To openly mock him like that is very offensive. If the tables were turned and he was mocking her, he would have lost his career!

[@ReyReyOnYT]

Des needs to learn some self control.

[@charliedelacey8856]

@@ReyReyOnYT • He already has self control, obviously. He's simply pointing out the fact that men have a very strong visceral pain when stopping suddenly.

[@ReyReyOnYT]

@@charliedelacey8856 we are not going to agree. But any 'pain' from not being able to have sexual pleasure after a little flirting or even stopping halfway through is not something all men if any actually have. I would vote for it being in their head and they need to learn more self control.

[@valhalla1240]

I think women do know that though. Nikki talked about that on Joe Rogan's podcast once: most women (maybe this also has to do with age), feel a lot of pressure to finish a guy off. We'll go along with sex, even when we're not really in the mood or know for sure we won't come etc. because we know that men get really frustrated and I bet most women had at least 1 experience, where the guy just completely lost his shit because he couldn't finish (either because she stopped him or because he couldn't get it up...). Someone started yelling at himself once, so loud, that I had to lock myself in the bathroom, just to come down. He wasn't aggressive or anything and he didn't seem mad at me, just at himself, but I couldn't handle that shit while being naked... I think women can sense that guys can get intense if they can't have sex, but most men don't know that women go through with a lot of sex they don't enjoy, simply because they don't want someone to freak out on them. Btw: if I'm revved up and can't come, I get a cramp down there... so this isn't exclusive to men. Vagina's have needs too.

[@jsssm]

... they are comedians...

[@jodystephenson6306]

Nikki just let me know when you need a pic....lol

[@sarah-reid243]

Hey that’s my last name

[@frankbuttacavoli637]

Wow knowing initialism from Nikki was amazing. Acronym vs initialism is like I giant pet peeve of mine.

[@rohank.h1633]

I clicked immediately.

[@chrisalford3364]

if you revisited this subject and adjacent subjects every day for the next year you still wouldn't get to the bottom of this issue. We'll be lucky as a species if we only get to the bottom of this in decades.

[@jquintero1192]

Is this guy like Bill Burr's cousin or something? Lol

[@ianmartin6643]

Pg version

[@plstrom]

jesus !! that girl is a mess !! LOL

[@kylegeee]

that bit about OTT was over the top

[@tylercrabby]

I see that Switch you’re hiding in plain sight. 🤫

[@Hangrid1]

I like Des thinking. Be respectful but considered of both parts at same time and don't do anything you're not comfortable with. And a guy left hanging is a private thing, men can handle it or get help doing it but yes, it's not comfortable to let it be.

[@TheSixStringGuy]

A guy left hanging is a private thing? I see what you did there.

[@kennethimpelmance9107]

I’ll answer the phone every time.

[@user-os8sq3uh4n]

The "dance" sounds cringey. Heck I don't even like certain body language like pushing or covering motions, even slight. No thanks to signals things are unwanted. I'm out.

[@marcusnelson7026]

BB is absolutely not bullshit. But, it is in no way an obligation.

[@nardinit]

I think he meant blueballs used as a condition, which it really isn't. Like when people say, 'I gave him blueballs' not really you just denied him sex when he was horny. The same can be done to a woman

[@mattfairfield9103]

Anyone who prefers a handy over a beej, clearly has never had either lol

[@DavinBryfogle]

I'm high as fuck and this shit funny

[@kingdomofkek7042]

Things bonnie gives to the show:

[@davidcunningham00]

so many times I misread a girl when she was saying no and later on I found out she was actually wanting it, and in fact I know a friend of mine she wants more from me but I do not consent no more to her, things got weird with her

[@TheSixStringGuy]

Just fuck the shit outta her.

[@charliedelacey8856]

I would always try to be the "good guy", like I was trying to prove that I didn't just want sex, only to find out later that if she brings it up then she actually wants to talk about it. #StoryOfMyLife #FML

[@sk8erpunk8389]

You and @Charlie Delacey are fucking hopelessly inept socially.

[@valhalla1240]

I mean, you can always just make her so horny, that she'll grab you and make you give it to her or flat out yell: fuck me already!

[@davidcunningham00]

@@valhalla1240 that happened the other day. She cornered me me and said it's going down

[@a.d.peterson1981]

Mutual masturbation is the answer. Y'all trippin'.

[@taxidrivernwo]

That worked great for CK.

[@a.d.peterson1981]

Keyword: "Mutual". Dann male snowflakes...

[@technomarineco]

I have this rule - absolutely no touching each other. That makes it way more erotic.

[@BRAND0N...]

@@taxidrivernwo that's not what Louie did or asked for dipshit.

[@Woe937]

Bonnie makes everything worse.

[@haza123b4]

*Woman: I like to say no 100 before I say yes.* *Also woman: No means no.*

[@TheJustin574]

Bonnie McFarlane... insufferable.

[@thomasrutledge3366]

Yeah she's the worst

[@TheRonin2120]

Nikki And Bonnie together.....wet dream come true

[@otisbloo]

who is the blonde girl in the back? she kinda cute

[@pacibaco]

Confusion stems from trying to foresee the outcome of a scenario with a stranger . Take one mundane daily event ... now add in hormones and emotional needs and the percentages of failure go up exponentially. Facts ... sorry ... I’m not a fan of that reality working out either

[@davidmathes6730]

Yes Nikki, that's Tuesday here also .....don't cross contaminate!

[@plitser9880]

and by the way, OTT is still an acronym/abbreviation, they're talking about acrostic

[@Sh4dowl3ird10]

Was I the only one to notice the Nintendo Switch on the table when it switches to the guys on camera?

[@henrik5284]

Nikki Glaser should not be allowed to wear any clothes. Like, ever.

[@bossHogOG]

Henrik Jensen you must love pancakes

[@henrik5284]

@@bossHogOG Sure, if they're hot

[@valhalla1240]

let me guess... if she's cold you'll hold her warm?

[@kirstinetermansen7234]

So spying, to..... Got you

[@rs2705]

two of my fave comedians .. bonnie and nikki

[@lorcanmacken4882]

wtf is des doing not on rte hahaha

[@davidcunningham00]

I tell every girl I ever meet I do not do good with hints

[@BRAND0N...]

Then they know not to fuck you because you don't know what you're doing or hoe to read them

[@thanosdarkseid8695]

fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i hate radio. podcast audio only sadly i miss great shit from my bipolar suicide mind to soon end!!!! podcasts help WITH VISUALS YA SEE EXPRESSION THE PERSON TALKIN I GET INTO THESE GREAT SHORT ONES LIKE WITH BONNIE ON THEN FUCKIN ENDS SAME WITH THE BONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sadly my #1 fav. comic before n after i suicide is bill burr!!!! i bet i miss hearing such greatness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but he does audio only my mind not addd adhd becomes so i cant deal expression is all man ykwd pod i weekly look forward to as every thursday wait till youtube of great tigerbelly comes out damnit these clips arent whole here?? ccentral im not fuckin rich mom terminal goin soon then 7 days after .380 i will....games music comics LAUGHTER all i got holdin by string CAN ANY GIVE 1 ANSWER PLEASE IN DESPAIR BUT FEW SHOWS I WATCH IS SOUTH PARK ON WHAT SEASON???????????? I OWN DVD TO 19? 20? I THINK SO EH WANNA BUY EM ON AMAZON TOMORROW BUSTIN $175-$201.00 ON TPB COMIC BOOKS!....ANYWAY sucks i'll miss out end of twalkindead comic on #192 now but this year the huge 4th compendium comes out gotta sell all my 25-31 plus other issues now as all will be in the huge book....but think if alive its september...insomnia rant anyway bummed these stopped love bonnie hate vos but like him on ykwd pod! he is witty jewy for 60plus comic how he got bonnie we're still shocked!!!

[@rolandcuthbert784]

I love Bonnie!

[@baron7755]

the blonde in the glasses is pretty cute

[@danielstone9978]

Living life in the glass lane

[@wilfredbalmores8440]

So I just saw bumping mics, and now am wondering, how fun would it be to smoke with shumer, Feinstein ang glaser.. 🤔

[@moon-gi3iv]

Acronyms are simply abbreviations created from the first letter of each word in a phrase or series of words.

[@gooutandlongboard]

Anagram?

[@danielashleybaker]

Nope.

[@loskeekees6]

Bonnie is the fucking best this show is getting better n better. Too many yes men on this show sometimes but still love it. I really hope bonnie comes back cause she is always the funniest in the room

[@Chewyness]

Blue balls in not bullshit

[@joeydrummer7929]

OTT is an initialism btw. An Acronym has to spell something out . Since OTT isn’t a word it’s just an initialism not an acronym

[@jamestemple8970]

Bonnie McFarlane. Why?

[@whatmynameis-shirakoyea7773]

Ok

[@renzo8947]

bonnie reminds me so much of Brody Dale!

[@Anson120]

What? Really? Brody kicks all of their asses.

[@THENBASTORYTELLER]

is des a comedian? seems to take shit real serious.

[@JaskaranSingh-rn7sk]

this is a very controversial posdcast, no, yes maybe? metoo alot

[@charlesd.vane2121]

Nikki Glaser is so hot,like in a ridiculous type of way

[@WillToNihilsm]

Women are unwilling to admit the negative parts of their sexual desires. If you say no, im fucking out of there. Stop blurring the lines. You are creating sexual attitudes in men that WILL harm other women. Stop.

[@jimronsivalli1675]

Too much information given it's not that big a deal.

[@jonathannagel7427]

Dr. Heckler and Ms. Thicke-Hyde.

[@jamesnorton7601]

Nikki's therapist needs a therapist. My kind of girl.

[@nardinit]

In most countries it's the law for every therapist to speak to another therapist.

[@sean-lucshanahan9140]

Getting wet without getting spit on is called feminism

[@DLKCOMEDY88]

Dez who?

[@stevenjm12]

Who still talks on the phone anymore in general?

[@manofiske3318]

those with at least some humanity remaining; shred of sincerity and bit of brain-matter between their ears

[@baron7755]

"initialism" is not a word

[@sk8erpunk8389]

literally is... www.google.com/search?q=INITIALISM&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS821US821&oq=INITIALISM&aqs=chrome..69i57.2463j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

[@joelwidgins6329]

Ththur gkrackin daaown ✌️🖖,

[@ericbooth1788]

Should have been puber eats and I'll take my HJ pls

[@shadearistotle1136]

Bonnie was the best thing about this.

[@mtrotter325]

I'm so old... if you're taking your clothes off, how is that supposed to mean you don't want sex?

[@Bodhi1satva]

Ok I’m sick of all these acronyms or whatever! That lazy ass abbreviated speak is getting so ridiculous. Texts and emails are getting too much like foreign languages that you half to constantly stop and look up the translation! I hate it! 🤬

[@youtubedrifter5594]

Bonnie is my dream girl

[@aidendevore2338]

She fucking sucks!!!

[@mattdiliberto4967]

Acronym

[@SLATEcaps]

They should of gave Bonnie McFarland a show. I just think shes a better representation of a female comic.

[@V0r4xiz]

Say that again, please. This time, in English.

[@sk8erpunk8389]

Well, as long as YOU think so.

[@SLATEcaps]

@@sk8erpunk8389 yes... I do.

[@adamw116]

Eliza Schlesinger even better.

[@joelwidgins6329]

Wow yourself pope benefactor 🤠,

[@किशनराणाकिशनराणा-ध3ण]

Kisn

[@johnathanphillips683]

No need for this show of these rich people sitting around doing nothing for humanity.

[@ToddKing]

Johnathan Phillips /// I'm sure _you_ have lots of things you don't _need._ If you base everything on need you'll probably end up with communism. The number of douchebags in YT comments that have access to people's personal finances is amazing. Especially when it come to deciding if someone is "rich", even though I've never seen anyone define exactly what that means. And when did "rich" become a derogatory term? It used to be something we aspired to. But I'm sure if Johathan accidentally makes a lot of money he'll give it all away so as not to be one of those terrible rich people.

[@johnathanphillips683]

Good one king man. You really told me off.

[@ToddKing]

@@johnathanphillips683 /// That wasn't my goal, but if you insist....

[@MrKinghuman]

If a woman deserves violence it’s Bonnie. If she ever gets beat by a John, I mean boyfriend, we know who caused it 🤣

[@puneetantaal9272]

Des is insufferable