Sh!t Xander Harris Says

[@raelynne5409]

Buffy about Cordelia: “Come to The Bronze or we make her a meal.” Xander: “they’re gonna cook her dinner?!” I miss this show so much! 😂😂😂😂

[@JakkFrost1]

"Who's this Anya? Is she prettier than me?" How the bloody hell did I not get that joke the first time I saw it?? I was friggin' 24 when Buffy started airing...

[@mariepoile4183]

hahaha! classic.

[@spidervenomkilljoy]

I just got it omg xDD

[@Elisheval]

i don't get it...

[@KentPetersonmoney]

Jakk Frost so your about the same age as the cast members

[@injusticeExpert7]

Feel like the joke i got from it wasnt the right one but im not 24.... but i still think i should get the joke

[@nictheartist]

Xander is such a fun character, but he also develops depth later, especially in that he sees things, like Dawn feeling left out. Not to mention saving Willow and, by doing so, the world. I do hope that Nicky Brendon finds his feet and has some more acting work coming his way.

[@mpittard21]

Sadly I dont think he will. I find Xander great early on but as they expanded the cast, his impact on the show actually diminished and i actually link it up with the time he left school. All the new characters had 'powers' (well not Dawn but she was a horrible character) and the show went even more supernatural than it had been already and that didnt help Xander. Yeah I know it sounds funny saying Buffy went more Supernatural but watch it through.

[@dinasimone9815]

In the comics Dawn and Xander ended up together

[@jackysky1139]

I think Xander was a great character and never ceased in being a great character throughout the seasons

[@The_Totes_Adorbs]

@@jackysky1139 Facts, Xander and Spike were bestest

[@caifabe8050]

@@dinasimone9815 oh no, the comics turned Xander into a groomer? that's depressing.

[@bridie1824]

Like that's enough to fight the dark master...bater

[@TokenOracle]

The unholy Prince!.... bater.

[@Dave-sk9mn]

I was 19 in the airing of that season. And I only JUST got the joke in a recent rewatch of the series. Either I was a complete and total spaz or I had a very sheltered upbringing and I want to be the spaz, it would make a hell of a lot more sense.

[@tammyhayes6920]

Cum to the dark side....

[@VictoryRRR]

Xander was great. He always had a cheerful way about him and full of jokes.

[@valerienixon7275]

Jakey Jake. Irony How his cheerfulness is the opposite if his current life styl. ( A great "Gift" to make people smile and The Worse Demon against It )

[@kristinajonsson7497]

"I demand an explaination for Wesley!" - Inbreeding? Oh Xander ..

[@SingingSealRiana]

why exectly do they hate him all? there comments are very funny, but till now I have not seen a reason for the hate . . . .

[@tbone9474]

@@SingingSealRiana he's a spineless bookworm in buffy, then becomes a total badass in angel

[@beckymerchant4678]

@@tbone9474 He became a traitor in Angel. And still arrogant, not to mention self-righteous.

[@tbone9474]

@@beckymerchant4678 then redeems himself

[@fiction5559]

@@tbone9474 Yes, Wesley has one of the best and wildest character arcs I've ever seen.

[@boiledelephant]

"There's a party in my eye socket and *everyone's* *invited*!"

[@Lava91point0]

boiledelephant Sometimes i shouldn't say words

[@michelletackett9489]

One of the funniest and best characters ever! I freaking love Xander!

[@falloutghoul1]

"Kill us both, Spock" *nerdy laughter*

[@skvliaa1148]

yes from startreck ;)

[@jlb1993rawr]

Wendell: They're not insects. They're arachnids. Xander Harris: They're from the Middle East? one of my favs

[@atinity6749]

For some reason I chuckle way too much at: "One of us is very confused, and I honestly don't know which". 😄 I liked Xander and Anya 💔

[@rosatic222111888]

Xander 🤝 Chandler Uses humor to cope with traumatic events.

[@Krauzer33]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that!

[@jrreedve2825]

I’ve actually used these quotes in real life! “Okay, when I’M marveling at the immaturity... be scared!!” “Sometimes I shouldn’t say words”!

[@KentPetersonmoney]

At first I thought Xander was going to be the smart guy in the group but he was the comic relief.

[@valerienixon7275]

2:00 Xander's funniest Line! I remember this!

[@OmDzable]

They're gonna cook her dinner... LMAO

[@potterssgirl]

Xander is my 2nd favorite character. He is dangerously underrated.

[@lorenagagamonster]

Make a "sh!t Willow says", please?? She has some great lines. Don't forget "you two are the two who are the two, and I'm the one."

[@duckmeister5385]

It's a doodle. I do doodle. You too, you do doodle too!

[@Succubus1982]

More please! I love these. We need a Willow one next. She always says hilarious stuff.

[@animemanXLK]

Everyone! Giles has a tv! He's shallow like us!

[@akisadiamond]

You missed my favorite: "I laugh in the face of danger... then I hide until it goes away"

[@xxrocketshark216xx4]

"Angel's our friend!...except I don't like him."

[@jmsmys13ify]

Sometimes it feels like Xander grew up to be Chandler on Friends.

[@AgentSchnorkel]

Classic Xander. That last clip makes me laugh all the time.

[@LUKERs1196]

One of the greatest comedic acts of all time, his prime was the first 3 seasons

[@autumnsprite]

"Sometimes I shouldn't say words"

[@jpowell180]

How about, "OK, Avengers, let's get with the Assembling" (or something like that) - especially relevant due to the Joss Whedon film!

[@Amadeus-ms9lt]

He was basically the Chandler Bing of Buffy.

[@chae1557]

“Where’s the creep that turned me into a spider eating man-bitch” “I’m sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis” “I’m sick of being everybody’s butt monkey!”

[@sosalola]

Wonderful! You made me laugh so hard. Xander will always be my favorite character.

[@20justdance11]

One thing I thought was hilarious that everyone always leaves out is in Touched when they catch the bringer and someone suggests holding it ransom. Xander says: Yeah, I'll get the magazines and start ripping out the letters now. "Dear Mr. First, if you want your Bringer back… well, we'll be surprised because you've got like three million of them so please disregard this letter. Yours sincerely-" Kills me every time.

[@jennaramos1229]

they're gunna cook her dinner!? XD that always gets me omg

[@PatrickRob82]

Lots of clips from my favorite episode.

[@mikimika101]

Awesome!!! I was looking forward to what Buffy hears Xander say when she can read minds, but I suppose there was way too many good Xander lines to add them all in. It was a great video though!! Loved it! Can't wait for more! Thank you!

[@starman5901]

Imagine being in a room with xander n chandler lol

[@dagameplayer]

Funny you say that. Been thinking that a Willow and Xander crossover with Friends would be awesome.

[@emilymatthews2990]

Throw Spike in for a good time.

[@HordrissTheConfuser]

@@dagameplayer Add the cast of HIMYM for extra confusion.

[@dagameplayer]

@@emilymatthews2990 I could see Spike digging Phoebe.

[@dagameplayer]

@@HordrissTheConfuser Ha. that would be something.

[@UltraVids1]

lol! Excellent stuff. My favourite Xander quote ever has to be 'party in my eye socket and everyone's invited' so yay for including that one :)

[@Torahboy1]

“Do I have to be your queen ?”

[@Frozen1nTime]

This is the character I identify with the most in this show. Excuse me while I reasses my life. (Loved it. It would be awesome if you did a Giles one, too.)

[@UnderABloodRedSkyU2]

"They're gonna cook her dinner!?" hahaha

[@coozman64]

I fucking love xander

[@jamesmallone]

Fun fact, when I was in junior high, or high school, I genuinely thought Xander was saying "Vader" as in "Darth Vader" as in "I'm not praising the bad of the episode because I'm under the thrall of the dark prince. I was talking about Darth Vader." Yeah, I get the joke now, because that's how that works.

[@UltraVids1]

I second this. Faith had some awesome lines on both Buffy and Angel! :)

[@BlackFireRaevyn]

oh...I miss me some Xander

[@TvReferences]

"A bitca?"😂

[@renzy5270]

like that would stop the dark master.....bater!

[@valerienixon7275]

He's the funniest character and they never took him out of the show! ( He Should of made his acting career and movies about comedy ) Him and Adam Sandler would make a GREAT! FILM!

[@DarkComputerGirl]

You skipped one: "NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS!!" -Beer Bad

[@RomanceGirl6666]

Xander's "Look for me to dazzle" line just made me laugh so hard lol.

[@imkluu]

Joss Whedon has said that Xander was him if he was in those situations during high school so he got a lot of the best lines.

[@Leon-zu1wp]

Shpadoinkle is a reference to Cannibal: the muscal

[@madasandwich7009]

Oh god I just realized I’m dating a Xander

[@nibbles7192]

Make more character videos oh holy goddess .... Bater

[@trevor3013]

"to read makes our speaking English good" Im surprised that one wasn't here

[@stainedglasspixie]

I love these. Hope to see them all at some point. :D

[@stw3art14]

Apparently this is how I got my name

[@ShahaniBragaValdezAquino-wl2bg]

Look everybody Giles has a TV he is shallow like us😅

[@ash4evagrl]

Not to mention "To read makes our speaking English good!"

[@creaturesfromelsewhere203]

"How? What? How?"

[@JurassicLion2049]

Abitca?

[@racklouise9774]

What program do you use to edit?(: And you should totally make other character ones, these are awesome! 😂

[@MrMorda898]

Sony Vegas Pro. And I hope to in the future, but I've not been inspired to edit for quite some time these days. Hopefully one day soon.

[@Snunk]

fave= bit ca?

[@adamvickers4662]

Hey party in my eye socket and everyone's invited lol!!!!!

[@sparklefangs102]

I was expecting the part when xander spoke latin to the books

[@gildartswinters4984]

Faith, Willow and, Tara would be great vids.

[@Espressoqueen9894]

"WHERE IS HE ?! Where's the creep who turned me into his spider eating man bitch?!!!"

[@buffyscully]

Inbreeding XD

[@elderworm2584]

you forgot the amazing mr. cross!

[@battlefries]

Hahaha! This was awesome, as all of your videos are! Thank you very much for this! Quick question: I don't suppose there's enough material/inspiration for you to possibly make a 'Crazy Stuff Faith Says' video at some point?

[@fullofcharlotte]

"They're gonna cook her dinner?"

[@LaSerie-fy7hb]

I want more x'D please!!! xD for every character xD

[@darthilli]

You forgot “Shpadoinkle”

[@Sistik123]

lmao one of my favorites.

[@Emily-tj5tk]

You should do one for willow. If you still make these

[@TvReferences]

And giles

[@TechHeadsL7]

These are awesome, do you have one for Anya? Want to tweet it to ESSNEMMA

[@MrMorda898]

TechHeadsL7 I have a video called 'The Comic Stylings of Anya Jenkins' which is more or less the same thing.

[@Snunk]

Oh my god YAAAAAS

[@mpittard21]

Hes not the first actor to find life after his breakout hard and he wont be the last.

[@Dem0nD0ll]

01:11 He’s really a twin 😊

[@dreamwishergirl]

hahaha the last one.

[@MegaBrengy]

Gr8 job only the music could of been louder

[@alexturner5511]

I love it make more please

[@brandijo7632]

Scream Queen 👑 And when I posted these things about Xander's brother? Well Evan got very sad 😭 so he decided to take advantage of the fact that he's in L. A. Call up his FAVORITE suck buddy and have a lil fun of his own! Yep I told you he won the definition of Finger 🤘 Cuffs

[@23Lorne]

Awesome vid as always

[@mrsperfectlyfine450]

Look for me to dazzle

[@PeterParker-ff7ub]

humor

[@billgateskilledmyuncle23]

A bitcah? Lol

[@gravebehaviour]

'uh.. inbreeding?'

[@danad1090]

where do you download these?

[@MrMorda898]

What do you mean? I made all these videos.

[@justme0411]

...bater

[@valerienixon7275]

Zanxer is the best Character of the shower!

[@ZoeSummers1701A]

How incompetent are you that you can utterly misspell his name, when it's in the bloody description!?

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

1:09 Twins not special effects

[@duckmeister5385]

Bater

[@stevemyopinion423]

xander buffy birthday spanking it was miss calander that said soemthing buffy seem to not care about a stupid joke

[@danbh84]

A bitker 🤣

[@Marie3637]

Haha

[@parrotcracker6629]

I'm rewatching the series and I'm up to season 3 first few episodes and Xander is PATHETIC and so is Willow sometimes. Are high schoolers always like this? I don't remember being this love sick in high highschool. Xander has a crush on Buffy and there's never indication that Buffy feels the same way, move on. It's the same with Willow liking Xander. It's been 2 seasons already. I understand Buffy better now and frankly Cordelia is the only one smacking downs some real talk. The Scooby Gang only thinks about themselves and rely too much on Buffy. They needed to help themselves. I REALLY HATE XANDER and his male machismo ego.

[@Erzaleinchen]

God I hate Xander he was such an egoistic manipulative narcissistic character 🙄