Sh!t Rupert Giles Says

[@Dragonium99]

My favourite is "Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead! *sighs* Americans."

[@theforgottenwarrior1738]

yea. that's awesome, yet offensive.....

[@hawkyhawk]

+The Forgotten Warrior he just got his own back from the americans takin the piss out of his britishness lol

[@whatamidoingwithmylife2268]

+The Forgotten Warrior yeah but how many jokes are made about English people in the show I think we can let this one slide

[@Hedge_witch]

"You're my slayer and I say knock his teeth down his bloody throat!"

[@RodneyisGodney]

Mine too! Get's me every time!

[@Miles-qv6oj]

Every show needs a sassy, sarcastic British character.

[@fangsabre]

and this one has 2!

[@RodneyisGodney]

Read "The Lost Slayer.". ;)

[@tonihovatter7764]

Yes I agree, I mean hello "Ripper" as a teenager\young man . He defintley has that inside him still I think, look at what he did to Ben.

[@erin_3569]

@@tonihovatter7764 him killing Ben isn't Ripper. You can see in the scene, that just before killing Ben, he is putting his glasses on Not the king of immature and dangerous behavior Ripper would have done, much more similar to Wesley in Angel, making the hard decisions when no one else can

[@lyncat]

@FlyingMonkies325 and the guy who plays spike is actually a Californian

[@kristinajonsson7497]

"I watched Passions with Spike, let us never speak of it again" I love you Giles xD

[@willow8186]

Spike also watches 'Dawson's Creek', it's hillarious xD lol

[@Wolfsbane909]

+Kristina Jönsson LOL

[@simonfrederiksen104]

it's those moments where characters blurt out something like that - cock ups, ludicrous thoughts and passionate mistakes that makes them so human, so relatable - on other shows you have people saying the perfect thing the right time over and over and over, and that's just annoying - granted Buffy has that too, its a tv show after all (duuh) - but it works - season 6 was one tough season but they didn't half ass it or call it quits half way through the season they let us see the whole gang make mistakes and hit bottom like we all do from time to time. Dammit - I just went on a Buffy rant, didn't I. Haven't had one of those in a couple of years. A bit like quitting smokes, I guess - all you need is one to get hooked again.

[@darkphoneix8173]

That part was funny how bored were you

[@reginaldjones1150]

i need that scene now

[@MegaKittyCyute]

my fav giles moment comes in season six episode 6 *giles starts to clean his glasses* Buffy- is that why you always clean your glasses so you dont have to see what were doing? giles- Tell no one

[@emilyroberts3832]

God Giles has always been my favourite XD Buffy: "And don't use words like "indecorate" or "amenable", speak English, not whatever they speak in..." Giles: "England?" LMAO

[@JakkFrost1]

Just because I can't help being that guy, even 5 years late, it's "indecorous". (As in lacking decorum, not lacking decorations.)

[@terrytwotits]

When the Scoobies find out Willow is a lesbian and Giles' drunken voice is heard from the other room - "Bloody Hell!"

[@marcussabom2696]

"Am I right, Giles?" "I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair I wasn't listening." And that's when you know you're an adult is when you relate to Giles.

[@darkpassionpoet2963]

"There's too many of them... people... and they all seem to... want... things."

[@djco5782]

Buffy: "Did anyone, last night... burst into song?" Giles: "Well, I sang, but I have my guitar at thr hotel and I often... Oh, but that would explain the huge backing orchestra I couldn't see and the synchronised dancing from the room service chaps."

[@PremiumF0X]

"TINY! TINY BABIES!" 😂😂😂

[@suzannerust8658]

I start giggling every time he says that

[@RodrigoAlgorta]

How is missing "Spike, if I ever want your opinion... never mind, I'll never want your opinion" made me laugh so hard!

[@ActionJacksonMan]

The "three excellent questions" line absolutely slayed me. Which does seem quite appropriate, given the name of the show...

[@locutus94]

There's a reason Giles is my favorite character!

[@AceripXF]

locutus94 i love ANTHONY!!!!!!

[@Steeldust]

Mine too! I really dislike the Season without him in the maincast. Always be My favorit watcher !

[@JakkFrost1]

Missed one of my favorites; "Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space... I did not just say that."

[@Richard_Ashton]

That's because he 'did not say that' - he said so.

[@blairbrown4812]

Pink poor child is afraid that now that it's out there, the Watchers portfolio of Things That Go Bump in the Night is about to be very greatly expanded

[@lyveism]

I am so sad that “Don’t speak Latin in front of the books” was left out, that’s my personal favorite Giles quote. Not to mention, “Put your back into it! Watchers SCOFF in the face of gravity!”

[@TheJessy8888]

Spike: Passions is on! Timmy’s down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it I’ll… Giles: You’ll do what? Lick me to death?

[@lyveism]

@@TheJessy8888 SHSBAH LMAO

[@dancingdan1994]

I will say I just love any time he is singing

[@natalepeters6770]

Xander: Shouldn't you be drinking tea? Giles: Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.

[@thenerdasaurus3717]

Showed this to a friend who's never watched the show; her response was: "Now convinced that that entire show is just Rupert anxiously muttering things under his breath." I have done good work today

[@boykarulz2408]

I like when it came out in front of the gang about Willow and Tara and drunk Giles is upstairs and you hear him say bloody hell.The way he said that makes me bust out.lol

[@willow8186]

One of my favorite things he says is when Joyce has a mask from her gallery that summons zombies or something like that. He says (trying to sound like Joyce): 'Look at my mask, isn't it pretty? It summons the dead! Bloody Americans!'

[@cordeliapalmer5800]

Phetra Lupe *"Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead. Americans!"

[@willow8186]

Yes! :D

[@metro121482]

My favorite has always been the "wake up in a coma" bit with Cordelia in the season 3 episode with Hansel & Gretel.

[@pedroantonio5565]

metro121482 I've never got this one.

[@pedroantonio5565]

Sophia Gyger OH, THANKS.

[@MCVessels]

All things considered, was this another funny aneurysm line?

[@nfinn42]

Should have included that great line of Spike's about Giles's life flashing before his eyes: "Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea..." :P

[@darklin333]

This haunts me in a good way , every time I make tea, I make a lot of tea & so I say ...cup of tea cup of tea almost got shagged, to myself Lol

[@RodneyisGodney]

Can't forget these gems... "The Earth is doomed." Season 1 "For god's sake, man, she's 18! And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you? And stop fluttering about" Season 3 "Ethan Rayne. You have no idea how much thrashing you is going to improve my day" Season 4 "That tickles. Ooh, oh, uh... oh, dear god" Season 5 "Mist... cemetery... Halloween. Should end well." Season 6 "Do you want me to answer that, or should I just glare?" Season 1 "All we know is the fate of the world rests on --- did you eat all the jellies?" Season 3 "Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books." Season ? "And I shall be wearing pink taffeta as chenille does not go with my complexion. Can we please talk about the ascention?" Season 3 "Wonderful. You work on your muscle tone while my brain dribbles out of my ears." Season 1 (2?) "Thank God you're here I was starting to panic"." Season 3 "Professor Walsh? That FISHWIFE?!" Season 4 "Tea is soothing, and I wish to be tense." Season 3

[@SingingSealRiana]

the blueberry scone has to be my favorit, it is just so classy

[@thomasmyatt4378]

how about would you like me to convince you?

[@ultrainstinctsongoku6372]

The latin line is from Superstar. Season 4.

[@chiffmonkey]

"Would you like me to convince you?" *Pushes Snyder against a bookcase and grins*

[@hawkyhawk]

that moment we realise hes a badass

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

Tiny bit of Ripper there.

[@subutaynoyan5372]

He could be quite intimidating when he wanted. Remember his reaction when Spike showed up at Magic Box after Drussila event?

[@AceripXF]

chiffmonkey hot n psychotic lol

[@samueldixon9028]

Any time he shows off a bit of Ripper, it’s always awesome.

[@ChrisEdwardsTX]

Classic Giles-isms there! I love all the shit he says, but for my money the funniest Giles moment is in Season Four where he (as a demon) sees Professor Walsh, gets Spike to stop the car and jumps out of the car, runs toward her and howls at her, then runs back to his car. I almost fell of the couch when I first saw that scene.

[@AVoraciousReader]

Agreed! Of all the funny stuff that has gone on, I have to classify that scene as the funniest ever!

[@wizardsuth]

Chris Edwards I liked the scene in which he's trapped in his car, surrounded by walking dead, with the keys outside. "Oh, good show, Giles".

[@daniellewortman2272]

“Tiny, tiny babies” always has me rolling

[@dancingdan1994]

I just love that buffy did not kill him for sleeping with her mother lol

[@CanaAlyce]

the idea of spike and giles watching passions is entertainment in its self. make this a Buffy movie spike and giles on a couch watching passions. I would pay good money for that and more soap operas added.

[@shanecamden5251]

lmfao... YES!

[@lildevil4everaneva]

I'd love to watch a MST3k style show with Spike and Giles watching soaps and making comments.

[@shanecamden5251]

+Dammit Janet Yes!

[@harrypottersnumbrfan]

they need to watch all my children. I keep picturing there faces when Buffy shows up for like 2/3 seasons

[@MCVessels]

@@lildevil4everaneva "Quick! To the Angelmobile!"

[@datickywickygurl]

Balthazar (the really fat demon in the tub): You know what I want. Giles: If it's for me to scrub those hard-to-reach areas I'd like to request you kill me now.

[@beetlejuiceblues12]

That last one is definitely one of my favorites

[@maisiefewins2571]

Giles:Try not to bleed on my couch i just had it steammm cleaneddddddddd

[@lucianmerganafreak]

I love sassy giles so much.

[@Babidi111]

- I didn't know he got with the slayers mom, Go Giles!

[@sweetooth65]

My favourite is when Giles says " You think I'm evil when I take a group of girls on a camping trip and don' t touch them?" Season 7 episode 13. The Killer in Me. THE BEST!!!!

[@LazerDude]

“Do you like my mask? Isn’t it lovely it raises the dead! Bloody Americans” that is my favourite line from him

[@TheMercury-13]

I love Giles 💜 The writing, & acting, for this show was wonderful.

[@spikekissage8750]

"Stop, whatever you're doing. Your hands smell like fruit roll ups." I wish I knew why that line makes me laugh do much 😂

[@TheAngryHippie]

His delivery mixed with the randomness of joss whedon

[@starryshark]

Hahahaha "stop whatever you're doing, you smell like fruit roll up" wtf xD Giles is so awesome

[@DeannaLBx]

This was SO fun to watch!! Love Giles 😀 inspiring me to start my millionth round of Buffy

[@bunnylizard2717]

"Among other things, I’d like to shower sometime today. Alone." - Giles(when Spike is chained in the bathtub) "Do you like my mask? Isn’t it pretty, it raises the dead! Americans." - while doing a high girly voice

[@briancarter8490]

That end bit with him walking into a tree is great!

[@bavabuchanan8458]

"Shes 18 man, and you habe the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone" will probably always be my favorite

[@Wolfsbane909]

"Well.. it's soo Shiny!" LMFAO >.

[@carrotandpeas]

Are you drunk? Quite a bit actually. THIS IS WHY WE LOVE YOU GILES XD

[@fangsabre]

Giles is one of my favorite characters. Spike too (bad spike). and when they get together. haha i love the brits on this show

[@judywright4241]

How could you leave out Giles singing in ‘Restless’, “Zander, help Willow, don’t bleed on my couch it’s just been steam-cleaned” breaks me up every time😆

[@beckymurphy4714]

"And Xander, help Willow. And try not to bleed on my couch - I just had it steam-cleaned. No, wait..."

[@RomanceGirl6666]

Another Giles moment: Giles: "I said 'Oh dear lord'!" Buffy: "You always say that." Giles: "Well, it's always important." Lol, Giles you perfect British man. :D

[@monarchgirl62]

This is so good!!! I love it and Giles!!! He was and is my fave character.

[@disgruntledmoderate5331]

One of my favorite Giles lines is in response to Spike yelling about Timmy being down the well and if Giles makes him miss it... and Giles says "You'll what, lick me to death?"

[@lucianmerganafreak]

That last one was one of the best moments from that episode

[@SuperWolsey]

"Tiny, TINY, Babies!!" Between this show, the Rocky Horror Show, and his turn in the Excelis Doctor Who audio trilogy from Big Finish Productions w/ Peter Davison (5th), Colin Baker (6th), and , Sylvester McCoy (7th) between S6 and S7, ASH is nothing short of epic

[@ultrainstinctsongoku6372]

"You never train with me anymore, he's going to kick your arse."

[@Narglestopia]

Giles has the wittiest one-liners on the show, lol.

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

im legit surprised I havent seen anyone anywhere on the internet compare him to constantine their backstories are exactly the same they even have the whole "tortured by character that died in a demon summoning" thing in common

[@SlayerNinaFriki]

You miss "The world is doomed" and "The world is definitively doomed" LOL Your channel has cool stuff! :D

[@wolfstardoberman]

The still beating heart of a virgin is so hard to come by nowadays, Giles. It's honestly easier just to get money...

[@nikkfrostt]

Xander 'How!.... What!!.... How!!' Giles '3 excellent questions'

[@abbybryant8189]

“We have to catch the buffy rat”

[@Hedge_witch]

20 Years on and I realise nearly every single one of my favourite funnies from Buffy involves Giles.

[@JaneDoe-wi2yp]

Oh man.... this needs his encounter with the Cheese Man. "Honestly, I meet the most appalling sorts of people."

[@KittyxGrimm]

God, I miss Giles and his sass!

[@dianathecat7959]

Rupert was always my favorite! (other than Willow). I just always loved what he did!

[@namelessghoul2885]

This video always makes me smile when I'm feeling down. Love Giles. :)

[@10101010monique]

I never noticed how funny Giles actually was until now! Drunk Giles is like 10 x funnier though I remember a scene from season 4 episode 20: Giles: 'Fort Dix' and then he bursts out laughing, funny asfak!

[@vincentrosethorn4886]

Drunk Giles is indeed season four. To be precise, the scene is in episode twenty - The Yoko Factor.

[@constancehayward1813]

*misses chair

[@Raea714]

Fantastic! Please make one for each character. There is so much wonderful, witty dialogue in that show!

[@navvystevens1731]

last clip has always been my favorite

[@Edgelordess]

I'm going to start a conspiracy. Guiles was actually one of the Doctors from Doctor Who, thats why he knows so much about the evilness from different centuries and knows little of technology.

[@norliyanamenes5099]

I like the way you think

[@AlchemistOfNirnroot]

TheChibiFangirl The Doctor knows everything about technology...

[@mugglesarecooltoo]

TheChibiFangirl I think he is one of the undercover secret ministry agents from the Wizarding World sent out to protect important Muggles from magical harm. Yup. Makes sense.

[@Olivetree80]

No he was the principal in Doctor Who who ate children.

[@AlchemistOfNirnroot]

***** Loved that episode :P

[@ChannelAdrianne]

You have to do a "shit Anya say's"!

[@Simpson17866]

And then a sequel, or 4, because no one could possibly narrow it down to just 2 minutes ;)

[@Hedge_witch]

"I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!" Classic.

[@MLMarr]

Anybody know where I can find the clip where Giles comes back to the Magic Shop after Buffy's been raised from the dead? The look on his face and they way he holds her just gets me every time. :)

[@AceripXF]

giles are u breaking up with your car? well it DID seduce me all red & sporty ROTFLMAO!!!!

[@fhernok]

Also Rupert Giles: 🧙:)…

[@simonfrederiksen104]

1:10 "among...people" So diplomatic, so Giles.

[@4killsfreddy148]

anyone notice the BG guys turn when they hear "having sex with my mother" LOL?

[@whyrulookin1058]

The last clip will forever stay my favourite

[@nibbles7192]

This was updated on my birthday thnx for the b day present!!!

[@buffysummers4349]

"Stop whatever it is you're doing. You smell like... fruit rollup"

[@Snunk]

tiny, TINY BABIES! LOLZ

[@Dustin_McNab]

There's also when ghost Willow casually walks through a wall and freaks Giles out.

[@beckymurphy4714]

That yelp. And the where Spike walks in on him when he's playing guitar. Or the way he just stares at Buffy and then busts out giggling when she tells him all the bad stuff that had happened after he left. "And I've been sleeping with Spike."

[@tammyhayes6920]

​@@beckymurphy4714that's my favorite scene 😂

[@coffeebanana672]

That last one though XD

[@MacJaxonManOfAction]

My favourite will always be "Bloody humans!" from A New Man. :)

[@ItWasAcceptableInThe80s]

Oh no! Wheres "You never train with me anymore he's goin to kick ur arse" Lol xx

[@beep___boop]

"Look stuff up"

[@simonfrederiksen104]

"...screaming in silence." Me: "Oh come now! There is over the top and then there is that!"

[@chihuahuagirl128]

the ending was so hilarious XD

[@opheliastelmaszczuk2971]

There's... So many quotes... *Sniffles* I don't think I've ever been so happy. I found my people.

[@lauraregan3773]

The “tiny tiny babies” bit always gets me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amy2171987]

I love Giles so much. lol he has some of the best moments ever

[@theflickchick9850]

I haven’t watched Buffy yet but I think I would die for this man.

[@ItWasAcceptableInThe80s]

I ♥ Giles "Well it's so shiny..." haha but Giles in "Pangs" makes me LOL and "Gi-ulls? Spike didn't even bother to program my name right!" Great Vid ★★

[@Jay-n262]

Giles played his character perfectly. Great actor.

[@GamblingTimeKaraoke]

The "I watched Passions with Spike" line always, always gets me.

[@cibomatto47]

This is the best ever. You win all the awards.

[@ash4evagrl]

Oh, I forgot how much I love Giles!

[@AceripXF]

our families are in there our mothers n tiny TINY babies ROTFL!!!😂

[@PolyMedien]

Thats great work, Thank you ... Giles is so sweet and I forgot how sexy he is ... I still love him :)

[@superrawr5513]

This is my favorite one!!

[@matthewmann8969]

Rupert has underatted sayings

[@ArmageddonAngel]

Giles has a tv. He's just as shallow as the rest of us.

[@starryshark]

"Stop whatever you're doing, you smell like fruit roll up" xDDD omg wth hahaha

[@JS11thor]

I loved every second of this!

[@Olivetree80]

You missed the funniest one where he's like "Americans!"