Shane Gillis Dead At 42

[@kidneystonermusic]

Shane Gillis is everything Bert thinks he is

[@lethalexponent6]

Krusty House

[@ljj9494]

@@lethalexponent6 he was not in the military... what?

[@derpielion577]

@@ljj9494bro is technically a decorated veteran

[@derpielion577]

@@ljj9494he went to Army for football

[@ljj9494]

@@derpielion577 He went to west point for a few weeks... that doesnt make him a soldier

[@mr.meeseeks2310]

Bert talking about someone having a short life expectancy is projection at its finest

[@zackhines2071]

That’s a perfect analogy

[@iseward01]

​@@zackhines2071 this aint no analogy this is just facts

[@johnbonhamsinger]

That's not what an analogy is.

[@stonystarkindustries]

yall dont kno about anal-ology ? the scienfitic study of butts and butt stuff ?

[@Rapped.In.Plastic]

He’s literally just trying to make himself look good very self obsessed man if you don’t believe that go watch the intro to the machine 🤣

[@magnumcipher4971]

The dude calls it a night early ONE time and suddenly he’s the poster boy for clean living. Everyone sees it but Bert.

[@danielbooth5035]

1am is far from early as well.

[@herpiegerbstick6808]

​@@danielbooth5035 dudes a stand up comic 1am is pretty early bud

[@kanegomez1340]

You know who he is but he doesn’t know who you are

[@robertherbst9487]

@@kanegomez1340 He (Burt) doesn't know who he (Burt) is..

[@AshtrayAnnie]

@@danielbooth5035 not if you’re a man.

[@byronalfaro5550]

While I’ll admit that Bert is a hard worker, Shane’s throwaway podcast bits are funnier than Bert’s entire career, and it ain’t even close.

[@nawdude4292]

I'm gonna say most comedians nowadays are better on pods than on stage.... Like regular hilarious people you know who are always funnier than stand-up. That's cuz they for the most part are regular funny guys who just decided to get on stage. The true comedians are best on stage.

[@ihrdforth3]

Berts a dumbass not even a comedian lmao

[@jc813]

Hard worker? You see the Brady roast?

[@erikpeterson70]

​@nawdude4292 I actually think the podcasts themselves are partially contributing to the fact that they don't seem to do as well on stage. I think it's getting them so used to that format and off the cuff way of being funny that it's literally taking their mental focus away from what it takes to really write and polish up their material. I mean, some like shane gillis are just so damn funny and unique they're great at both, but for most it's probably harder to focus on getting better at both. Like I've noticed tony hinchcliffe is kind of the opposite. He can be funny on podcasts, but he doesn't seem to prioritize being funny on podcasts. He prioritizes being funny on stage and it shows

[@louispconstant6624]

@@erikpeterson70 ist true

[@iguacu3517]

Bert is the roommate who finally does the dishes once and says we all need to talk about cleaning up after ourselves.

[@bingflosby]

I’m just glad that he’s universally hated

[@coreyyandle2142]

What a weird thing to be happy about.. this world is so fucked..

[@bingflosby]

@@coreyyandle2142 yeah we just universally hate him because we’re doosh bags lol he’s a piece of trash and shouldn’t even have support

[@mateo8120]

I gotta confess that was me once😂

[@ianwalker5907]

So that's something everyone has dealt with?! Good. Thank God it's not just me.

[@swiftslick]

Bert is so fuckin jealous of Shane. 😂

[@hammurds]

Obviously. He wishes he was Shane

[@matthewcoffman2250]

Because Shane is actually funny

[@drinkmorecocacola]

Yeah yeah he is a bull. Don’t interrupt my trying to cover jealousy with “humor”

[@Juan_deep]

Shane funny af he black people funny something bert will never be

[@mikea22875]

@@Juan_deep That’s an odd statement.

[@garrettglass7052]

Shane getting more sleep is much healthier than whatever Bert just said lmao

[@OrionsKelt]

Funnier too.

[@davidortega3393]

There are plenty of studies which show how important rest and doing nothing is not only to mental clarity, but also to creativity. That’s why when you see these comics that are all about hustle culture and putting out a ton of content, their content is alway super bland and repetitive. Whereas comics who take long breaks in between work and who do less have better, more creative output. It really shows in the content of Brent vs Shane.

[@jazzyje5ter223]

@@davidortega3393yeah it’s like when a tv show or movie sequel or even a KZbin with really good content, publish content sparingly. Once every month, once a year, etc, usually they have better content and content people want to see and ask for

[@cmhidalgo]

hahahha

[@RuinedItRandy]

⁠@@davidortega3393Dave Attell was pure grind-set, Mark Normand, Sam Morril, Carlin, and so many other proficient joke-writing talents are, as well. They’re all constantly dumping out content and material. What are you taking about?

[@tomwatson2661]

Shane doesn’t have a wife and kids. You do. Rules are different when you got a family to support.

[@devin6201]

You say this like he’s a plumber 😂. Dude is a multimillionaire, he could retire right now and still have money for the rest of his life. He’s not “struggling to support a family” like regular men, he’s doing just fine. Suburb kid take

[@Paulito941]

​@devin6201 the point is Shane can be reckless because he doesn't have a family that depends on him. Obviously Bert isn't poor but it still would be devastating for his family if he died.

[@NostradamusJr]

It’s not about money too. Dating alsi reflects on one’s entire family and their SO. Shane can do whatever since it’s just his girl and not wife and kids. Also he’s younger than Bert. He’s allowed to do that stuff

[@joeball13]

Those wife and kid guys are always so jealous, they know they got trapped. They're watching the young lion out in the field while they're in the house looking through the cage.

[@devin6201]

@@Paulito941 wow what a take. What else, is the sky blue? Is water wet? You need to take a step back and realize the bigger picture. Which includes you and me, toiling our lives away to support a family or just yourself. Idc about any of this. Pointless nonsensen

[@CptCrash21]

I'm in tears laughing at how LITERALLY every single person in the comments had the exact same reaction to this clip. There hasn't been this much unity since Amber Heard.

[@DelaneyAugustineWalk]

great comparison. on both occasions people are like “there is no way i’m seeing what i’m seeing 😳”

[@Rob_Cary]

It's odd too. You'd never think in 2022 or 2023 that you'd have a bunch of people not doing whatever mental gymnastics they have to to say the woman is right and the man is wrong. Depp getting justice in general truly shocked me

[@CptCrash21]

@@Rob_Cary Well, a LOT of sources in the mainstream media were doing plenty of gymnastics. Every time I watched the news or read an online article I straight up wondered if they were watching the same hearing as the rest of us. It was pretty revealing.

[@k.c.simonsen2]

You're right. Amber Turd forever

[@if5566]

What did amber hear? Six months, I've been dying to know.

[@kevb265]

Bert is a egomaniac and is threatened by the young bull

[@HelloIamClay]

You're dumb enough that this entire clip is nothing but praise by Brett for Shane.

[@gdorah]

they’re friends stop imagining drama in your head you don’t know either of them

[@demon.shisui494]

@@gdorahman’s is saying mark or Shane will die if they keep it up wym? Meanwhile he talks like he can’t die and shi one Shane’s podcasts and like he’s the top man… Bert is an egomaniac who definitely sneak disses plenty of people/fans and lies about them too…

[@gdorah]

@@demon.shisui494 you doin tricks on it get a life

[@Faz15-qu2jn]

@@gdorah bert sucks hahaha

[@HighAltitudeMMA]

Bert is SO JEALOUS of Shane Gillis its absurd.

[@nikkic295]

Ummm YEH...because Shane is actually FUNNY!!!

[@mattmattmatt3091]

Shane’s the only funny comic in the Rogieverse

[@devin6201]

@@mattmattmatt3091name one popular comic outside of the Rogieverse. That’s all mainstream comedy is now. Rogan and his friends or friends of his friends. He’s a massive gatekeeper and I don’t think he even realizes it

[@quickhandsmcgraw]

Don’t ever fucking wake me up just cause you need to be awake

[@rawpower12xu]

Shane locked his door and didn’t come out because he is trying to avoid Bert. He has hinted that he can’t and doesn’t want to go on the Bert regiment.

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

pretty weird do do stuff that you dont want to do when youre alreadty rich

[@robin3]

@@OGRE_HATES_NERDS...paying taxes 🧐

[@nothanks9503]

@@OGRE_HATES_NERDSnot if you have kids

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

@@nothanks9503 the guy i was talking about doesnt have any

[@ItsZebby]

@@OGRE_HATES_NERDSyou made no fuckin sense

[@samrigney-v7i]

I’ve never encountered someone with less self awareness as Bert lmao

[@joshuaizzo8893]

My dad thinks not being self aware is his gimmick like he does it on purpose. That's how unaware he is

[@woollyrhino6258]

@@joshuaizzo8893 oh look at me I have a dad

[@mitchellrogers5130]

@@woollyrhino6258laughed way too hard at this

[@duffal0]

@@woollyrhino6258💀

[@darktirkd7395]

Senko has accepted the challenge

[@Ancient_Entity]

In other words Shane Gillis is a real person and comedian who lives a semi normal life while Bert is being a tool with pseudo medical chiropractor and hair stylists etc... Bert is just jealous Shane is actually funny and doesn't have to hustle his stuff like bert does because people actually want to see shane tell jokes

[@pucz8215]

When Bert looks in the mirror he sees a sober comedic genius that just won gold in the 100 meter dash at the olympics

[@ohhdoylerulezz]

Best comment! 😂

[@Cobra85291]

With stunning ripped abs

[@ohhdoylerulezz]

@@Cobra85291and HUGE shoulders 😄

[@Thebuird]

Benching 275!

[@Cobra85291]

@Thebuird As a warm up

[@brianbeers7303]

Bert has no right to critique someone’s health. He’s on deaths doorstep himself

[@terpenstine]

Seriously, bert is in his 50s talking about a 35 year old

[@larsonfamilyhouse]

He’s super athletic tho. When was the last time u ran a marathon?

[@randalls9822]

Mr Bert 'Gallon O Jug of Kool Aid a day' isn't one to talk about anyone's health. BTW, this short title startled me a bit 😮

[@machete18]

@@larsonfamilyhousesuper athletic lmao

[@sooperd00p]

​@@randalls9822it's not really that. It's the drinking and constant pill popping that's gonna kill him.

[@RB_90]

Coming from the guy who drinks koolaid by the gallon each day haha

[@StarsAndSnipes344]

Bert is just nervous because Shane has more than one story to tell about his life that is 100x more hilarious than the “machine” story

[@OptionalDilemma]

All Shane does is bully people lmao.

[@fugaziishime]

​@@OptionalDilemma how is using words to speak bullying? I mean you must be dumber than the average person if you categorise being funny and witty bullying.

[@HEADKICKMMA]

@@OptionalDilemmathat’s hilarious tho

[@che887]

@@OptionalDilemmano he actually crafts intelligent jokes that Bert only dreams of… also he bullies people

[@Cyber_Cowboy]

​@@OptionalDilemmawhat are you watching that makes you think Shane only bully's people?

[@bigdawg4916]

Bert found a way to make it all about himself again. Classic Bert

[@johncarle7807]

Shane parties twice as much, puts in half the work, and is ten times more loved then burnst Keebler will ever be.

[@UnknownEvil_BadAliens]

No was it not Biff Cryshure?

[@johncarle7807]

@@UnknownEvil_BadAliens I think you mean beef Chrysler, right?

[@UnknownEvil_BadAliens]

@@johncarle7807 Oh shit you might be right, must've been Bart Stifler! 🤔

[@UnknownEvil_BadAliens]

Yeah i meant Bob Kingcrab@@frizzz209227

[@MoonStone-f2w]

well, no bert parties more.. the dude is a straight up severe alcoholic in denial. Saying you party more than bert kreischer is not a good thing.. it just means ya need an intervention and a car to a rehab.

[@SXDSCXM]

imagine being a grown man talking about a more successful grown man's life expectancy out of sheer jealousy

[@kb5509]

Bert talking about someone else's unhealthy lifestyle. The delusion.

[@codypearson5535]

Rigggggghhhht

[@nathanaelmorales760]

He’s talking about the rebound differences

[@poindextertunes]

@@nathanaelmorales760 bro you really trying to justify being an alcoholic huh? 😂

[@nathanaelmorales760]

@@poindextertunes nah it’s just facts, he was talking about the rebounds Bert has compared to Shane’s and marks.

[@TylerWigle-kn8yu]

Yeah he’s confidently ignorant and it’s bothersome

[@j4bee768]

Bert drinks himself to death every night and has the audacity to call someone else's life style unhealthy.

[@Immigrantlovesamerica]

Tu quoque though. Just because he is an alcoholic does not mean he can’t point out some one else is prob doing coke

[@BiggMicc1029]

An alcoholic that gets things done can judge a lazy one 😂

[@ChillAssTurtle]

​@@Immigrantlovesamerica whats wrong with a lil coke though

[@chadmithoff3110]

​@@Immigrantlovesamerica What makes you think Shane is doing Coke?

[@Immigrantlovesamerica]

@@chadmithoff3110 I didn’t say he did it didn’t. My point is about the logic.

[@samhatfield4781]

Bert judging Shane on his life choices is the absolute definition of the pot calling the kettle black 😂

[@samhatfield4781]

​@@YouAreRightlAmWrong "This saying, which personifies kitchenware in order to make a point about hypocrisy, means “to criticize someone for a fault you also possess.” Per WiseGeek, the phrase dates back to the early 1600s, when most pots and kettles were fashioned from cast iron, a material that acquires streaks of black smoke when heated over a flame"

[@samhatfield4781]

Shane and Bert are both white btw

[@tttoms4763]

What up with you tards, can you not hear or what? He judging them on not being able to handle alcohol. Some peoples body just doesn't handle alcohol well and it takes them most of the next day to get over it. Then there's people like Bert that alcohol barely effects them the next day, take a big runny dump and they're good to go. He's 100% right, if Shane tried to drink like Bert every day, he'd be dead by 45

[@lampseven4894]

Bert’s lack of self awareness is hilarious

[@joshualytle7190]

Classic Bart

[@robbaholic]

It’s close to the Gringo Papi’s

[@SDsimplelife]

It's not even funny anymore honestly

[@Vichedges]

There’s nothing “hilarious” about Bert.

[@noidontlikeu]

​@@Vichedgeshe calls himself a comedian, that's pretty funny

[@tylerryan458]

Bert saying someone else will die early is funnier than any special he ever made.

[@TheBigCheeseTP]

Bert saying Shane wont live past 42 is CRAZY

[@theworstofalltime]

it’s the truth dude is not gonna live drinking that much all the time, surprised he doesn’t get withdrawals and shit bc him being an alcoholic is an understatement

[@sickturret3587]

​@@theworstofalltime "withdrawals"... how are you so sure he doesn't wake up next to a drink and finish it before washing his face. there are no withdrawals when you are constantly on it.

[@TylerDurden106]

@@theworstofalltimenope. Just a regular statement.

[@TheBigCheeseTP]

​@@theworstofalltime dude that's like the pot calling a pot a pot.

[@zjtimm1189]

Bert is such an alcoholic that his body wakes him up early because it can’t go more than 6 hours without a drink

[@chade7669]

Preach

[@thirdeyeshaman9431]

I mean that’s all alcoholics get addicted to it n see 😂

[@zjtimm1189]

@@thirdeyeshaman9431 you really contributed w this comment 👍🏼

[@allthewhile5465]

his internal alarm clock is set to vibrate

[@hunterramirez7513]

Literally what I was thinking. I mean I'm young (25) and If I have 3-5 days of heavy drinking.... I'm a Shane for sure. Definitely don't know how someone who drinks so much can act so healthy. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣 money isn't gonna fix his health like he thinks. As much as I love the dude, but he's delusional as hell.

[@cg5471]

The morning staff at the airport bar knows burt better than his kids.

[@tntrinket3383]

this is smarter and funnier than any joke that Brett has ever made

[@FrankDuxIV]

You win

[@skr6511]

I want to like this, but it has 420 likes... and I am rtd like byurt

[@castle0417]

Bert would wake up everyone in the house just to say he's going to bed.

[@vincentsnow8436]

hilarious, but he’s scary dumb - so also plausible. 😂

[@McGJonin]

The most annoying thing about Bert for me is that he thinks he is the busiest person in the world and will name off every single tiny thing he does in a day to prove to himself that he's so busy. "I woke up. Took the covers off. Stood up. Took 8 steps to my bathroom. Reached down. Grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste and brushed my teeth. And that's just the start of my day."

[@Mythowars]

I hate guys like that. I used to have this friend who always talked about how much he worked. You know it’s cool if you go man I worked my ass off this week or man it’s been a long day. I’ll get the jest leave it at that. But he’d go on and on about shit at his job like everyone else worked their or wanted too as well.

[@djnone8137]

​@@Mythowars Errbody go to work errbody get money Yo Gatti

[@TheBelovedDesirableIsland]

Lmao

[@Scheherazade-wq1ve]

an older man child...

[@SAUCE206]

There is a reason your comment will never get more than 250 likes…. If it does it will be because people wanted to prove me wrong not because you’re funny.

[@AdamBig16]

Berts dad mode-calls it early goes to sleep at 1 am refrains from drinking until 11 am. Truly a man of moderation and restraint.

[@joshlarson1252]

That’s what I said- going to bed at 1:00 in the morning as a 50 year old man is NOT calling it early 😂😂

[@JoshuaGriffin88]

Bert actually thinks he’s going to live to see shane gillis hit his forties.😂

[@1nvisible1]

*Bert pretending he is healthy.*

[@18Callahan]

Bert constantly talking about other people’s partying to deflect from his personal alcoholism. He wanted a Bud Light sponsorship. He wanted SNL so bad he told every podcast he’d do a season for free (just to get their ratings back on track). Bert desperately inserted himself into Shane’s athlete friends group & is now spinning a narrative that he’s responsible for Shane’s success. Bert has main character syndrome. He’s a 52 year old alcoholic trying to stay relevant on the laurels of others

[@andrewdavis7620]

If Bert is “the machine” then Shane is the whole fucking factory 😂

[@TheSakufighter]

How so if he’s essentially a lazy bum?

[@condor237]

Bert is the dialysis machine

[@11valdano]

@@condor237 yeah. why this 'The Machine' nickname?

[@G1sandG1rlsGaming]

​@@11valdanoit's part of a bit for his comedy routine

[@ADPax10]

​​​@@11valdano I mean, guys, he in his 50s now. Machines rust, corrode, and break down after being redlined to hell for 33 years straight. Cant replace human parts yet. And also, Shane's still in his 30s like I am so I feel that young energy still, but also keep in mind he's got new-money energy too. Just bought a big house, moved to Austin, EVERYthing is new. When everything is new, you get even extra energized. If you stay in the same town, around the same people, or dont start new hobbies, your brain and body go bye-bye

[@duuurs]

Brent is threatened by Shane, because Shane is actually funny and smart.

[@monadamus42]

Brent?

[@duuurs]

@Monadamus9 everyone hates on Bert by getting his name wrong, so I go with Brent lol

[@stepbackkaren2859]

BRENT 🤣🤣

[@SoSoDEVIL]

Burnt*

[@ozylocz4078]

I genuinely don’t know how bert got famous. He’s painfully unfunny, and he’s a one trick pony. (Joke in his case)

[@pbobaggins6904]

Bert’s got that little green monster in him. hints of jealousy coming thru there. shane is much funnier than bert

[@BirdwellingtonAmalgamation]

MUCH funnier. And Bert probably said this cause Gilly crushed 40 bud lights while Bert was drinking mimosas or some other old person shuffleboard ass drink.

[@madhousemilitia82]

Mark Normand is funnier than both.

[@tilberry19]

​@@madhousemilitia82 mark Norman I've loved for years but idk man. Gillis may surpass him imo, his pods funnier and standup is 👌 Norman is great satire standup but I think Shane's will be better in a few years. I think his titanic joke beats most all of marks jokes.

[@_..-.._..-.._]

Gillis came out of nowhere after the SNL thing and I think he’s overexposed. I feel like I can’t like him because his rise wasn’t like the rest. Edit: JFC I say “like” a lot, I’m such a queen

[@thewuggening9993]

@@madhousemilitia82 i disagree

[@salanderstrength4897]

Bert not thinking he is on the exact same level as those guys (probably higher) when it comes to living a destructive life style is hilarious

[@wesm453]

Yeah, Bert relies on alcohol more than shane does. But, Shane definately drinks way too much as well lol

[@johnbartlett3160]

You missed his point. He's observing that the same partying, is harder on Shane. Bert has freak genetics and he works out a lot.

[@Shootttr]

@@johnbartlett3160 lmfao he definitely doesn’t have “freak genetics” it’s because he keeps drinking so he doesn’t get a hangover like normal people that stop.

[@johnbartlett3160]

@@ShootttrI understand what you're saying, but I think you're wrong. About 8% of people react a little differently to alcohol. If they both go to bed hammered, but one of them needs 6 hours of sleep to wake up feeling rested, and the other needs 14, how is that related to Bert drinking to avoid a hangover? They're both very heavy drinkers. Is your premise, that the difference between them is that Shane sleeps too long, and therefore wakes up with withdrawal symptoms, that he could have avoided by only sleeping 6 hours and starting the day with a mimosa? If Shane drank more during the day, he would only need 6 hours of sleep and would wake up feeling good? If not, your premise is garbage.

[@ryanb746]

He’s claimed he’ll live till 90. Place ur bets now

[@mickspicredbeard7021]

Sounds like Bert's fucking jealous

[@RMFnH]

Bert talking about Shane's rough lifestyle while Bert is plastered. Dudes a hack.

[@edmondt.edmonds5604]

It’s so obvious how threatened Bert is by shane

[@mathiasdolanitis9582]

You woke up at 7 am because you have the shakes, brudda

[@patrickandersen412]

You can’t get the shakes if you never withdrawal.

[@Pepto8ismol]

​@@patrickandersen412the algorithm has joined us. It is destiny.

[@Ihateopp]

​@patrickandersen412 yep that's why I'm only at like a fifth and a half a day

[@lo66ie60]

That was a violation

[@stringbender3]

For that sweet hair of the dog

[@thejohnsons2123]

Nobody in their 30s rebounds like Bert in his 40s.

[@kris1103]

What Bert didn't mention was that he was drunk again before Shane left his room.

[@ITMT.]

Exactly😂

[@BradMackComedy]

If Bert died tomorrow nobody would ask why

[@usernotfound904]

Facts

[@Cobra85291]

Theyd be wondering what took so long

[@Jetes233]

Harsh, but true. Also, very few would care.

[@chaka1045]

Now imagine how few people will care you die🤣🤣

[@Jetes233]

@@chaka1045 I have.

[@bobdebuilda3877]

Love it when grey bearded men wearing flatbilled fitted caps tell us about discipline

[@spiegeltn]

Come back to this comment when you're this guy's age... I dare you 😄

[@davidzshit]

I hope I'm not watching anything about Bert at his age

[@soundlysouth2962]

Kinda like a grown man talking about a grown ass man's fashion?? Lol....yeahhhh

[@hunteroutten646]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@soundlysouth2962 kinda like a grown man sticking up for an unfunny alcoholic? lol…… yeahhhh

[@soundlysouth2962]

@@hunteroutten646 I didn't defend anyone. I just pointed out the homosexual-laden comment of your friend up there.

[@TommyBombadillio]

Shane Gillis's lifestyle is healthier than Bert's at almost the same ratio that his stand-up is funnier. 😂

[@kingyames]

Hearing Burt say someone parties too much is the funniest premise he has ever come up with

[@sockmon1]

Fuck, great shout. Thisnmight be his best bit amd he doesn't evwn know it.

[@json8172]

so deep in denial

[@duncans2070]

When you’re a genuine alcoholic you don’t get hungover like other people because the liquor never fully leaves your system lol

[@billcosby9999]

And when it does, you can get the shakes/tremors from neuropathy and glutamate dysfunction, and even go into status epilepticus

[@maverick33guy95]

Speak for yourself

[@Js-hu5cm]

This is true, he is always “righting the boat” with pills or booze and never goes into actual withdrawal. Shane and mark are actually the more normal response. Bart is far more addicted than he realizes or will admit.

[@jefferyburns5808]

not true at all hangovers aren't a result of alcohol leaving your body

[@jamesvectric6816]

It’s caused from being dehydrated from the booze, take an IV and you will be golden in no time.

[@leann4265]

I stg Bert is that kinda “friend” to Shane, the one that truly hates you and is envious of your entire life. He truly oozes with jealousy of Shane

[@kf338]

For sure and I bet they all talk mad shit about Bert

[@lilsleepy1485]

high level simping inc you are beautiful

[@alex3645-z3o]

At first I was like, dang, Bert hating again. But then he compared Shane to normal Mcdonald who lets be honest gave us all many of laughs and is a comedic legend

[@taniele84]

Yeah. I don’t get the comment. Bert can be annoying. For sure. But it’s so clear he’s just busting ballls and that he respects and loves Shane. It’s so weird how fans always have to turn sht into a friggin war.

[@ALLrobotsAreSad]

Bert’s narcissism has no business being as big as it is.

[@corsojames]

he's proud of his self-centered movie nobody saw

[@HomeOnTheRanges]

Somebody sounds jealous that they’re getting out partied by someone who is simultaneously able to keep his life together

[@BattleshitsTT7]

Bert is the definition of a manchild.

[@MeshMwah]

Lol you really think so ?

[@BattleshitsTT7]

@@MeshMwah no

[@Jboy1988]

Facts

[@terpenstine]

He is in his 50s

[@franko8572]

Fr. Guy’s the worst.

[@SourPatchCJ]

It’s good to see Bert calming down more, I’ve noticed that he’s changing in a good way

[@skullynoey6072]

…. Shane and Mark aren’t alcoholics. They rebound like normal people.

[@PAKallman]

Wellllll it can be both

[@BRUCiE997]

I mean i listen to both Shane and marks pods, and at-least mark you could definitely say is an alcoholic i mean his podcast with sam morril is literally called “We might be drunk”

[@BP-or2iu]

I think Shane is just a binge drinker and Mark is probably on the line, but I doubt Mark has a physical dependency on alcohol. But I bet he has an unhealthy relationship with it much more than Gillis. Bert, I imagine, would be the closest to a physical dependency.

[@messylife3793]

I dunno I rebound easy af and I only drink like once a month…….. Ig some of us just got that Mickey mantel gene

[@nathanaelmorales760]

@@BP-or2iu he quit for a whole month, he couldn’t be that physically dependent on it if he could do that…

[@Desertrat21]

Bert is beyond insufferable

[@jakebrake3000]

Bert is such an acting talent i can hardly tell he's completely jealous.

[@Hemi-223]

I don’t hate Bert but he’s seriously the oldest toddler I can think of

[@lexerdaniel4843]

Not everyone is a raging alcoholic like Bert who can rebound quickly. Perhaps that’s why.

[@alexroyer8683]

Lol Shane is getting there, one BL at a time

[@mrwoody1413]

@@alexroyer8683what’s BL?

[@jonathanking3033]

@@mrwoody1413 bud light

[@gooseactionsports1289]

Who’s bert

[@clintbustwood4800]

@@alexroyer8683 the blue knight protects

[@steec6713]

Bert secretly hates Shane

[@johndreyer9730]

Bro Facts!

[@tessahall797]

He’s jealous of him

[@Ilene.s]

It's probably the worst kept secret ever.

[@Christopher-nv9xy]

He sees the parts of himself that he doesn't like. Happens a lot

[@emanijudah6985]

You can see it

[@treebotreviews]

Bert is the kind of guy who changed out his headlight bulb ONCE and says he’s a mechanic.

[@smz7800]

Bert is projecting so hard, he’s even slurring his words 😂

[@Targettdog]

He’s so addicted to alcohol he forgot hangovers were normal

[@colonelkurtz2269]

Waking up drunk without a hangover and remaining drunk for most of the day without drinking told me I needed to slow down.

[@kobybarnes3035]

Idk, just drink lots of water and avoid too much sugar and youll be absolutely fine. Maybe a little groggy at the most

[@onmywayup94]

⁠@@kobybarnes3035 hangovers are actually from alcohol withdrawal. Try having 15 drinks and being fine.

[@kobybarnes3035]

@@onmywayup94 idk I've drank that much and never been too messed up the next day. I think water and avoiding sugar helps a lot. Margaritas or old fashions the whole night will definitely leave me with a bad hangover.

[@Courtesyflush52]

​@@kobybarnes3035how old are you?Because that makes a huge difference

[@kweenzwalters3916]

Shane Gillis is naturally funny he doesn't have to try hard. That's why he's a great comedian.

[@jokir3692]

Bert is the type of dude who starts working out in mid December and looks down on all of the New Year resolution people who start in January.

[@freegojo9009]

Why not judge those losers?

[@zgrb]

@@freegojo9009nice bait

[@officialtyler1742]

@@freegojo9009 Bec he started in mid December buddy

[@freegojo9009]

@officialtyler1742 Still beat you to the punch though lol that's all that matters

[@0DdOne]

@@officialtyler1742got you beat still

[@Nola504Nola]

Bert wakes up drunk and starts drinking.

[@seankiesling2054]

Ironic this prediction coming from Bert. The reason why Shane can wake up at 2pm and still crush his career instead of having to wake up at 8am and working extra super duper hard is because Shane is actually talented and it comes rather natural for him "Their rebound....idk what it is?" ....talent....it's called actual talent

[@HLM-uy7pv]

He met rebound from a night of partying and seeming to not have any hangover that's all bullshit though everybody gets hung over some just hide it but this guy even was like no I'm staying in bed haha

[@yaboyduda2661]

Not going to lie….this comment was so honest and true it kinda hurt my feelings 😂😂😂😂

[@Drew-t8i]

Bert’s proof that you don’t have to be funny to be a comedian as long as you can distract the audience with an obnoxiously fake laugh and a shirtless beer belly.

[@ravenkliff]

The man who stayed up late also slept late, really stunning revelation Bert

[@bizarro20daves]

Shane reminds bert that you can party and be really talented and that makes bert angry

[@nicbtw6062]

if they were born in the same era... we would have never heard about Bert.

[@mattbenoit452]

Monero

[@D00NBU66Y]

Shane just reminds bert that you can actually be funny and that makes bert angry

[@mrstephenlapage]

The fact youre still alive surprises everyone Burnt Chrystler

[@kimboslice5379]

Nigga got so quiet when homie said Shane was strong 😂

[@rocketthedachshund2961]

I’ve never actually seen the pot call the kettle black

[@45johngalt]

now you have

[@Squidiot]

Bert is probably drunk in this clip. Turning in “early” for him is 1:00 am, which means normal is 3 or 4. He was up at 7 but probably hit the hair of the dog first thing and kept nipping at it all day. Bert is a functioning alcoholic. Shane and Norm are non-alcoholic who like to party sometimes and pay the price after. Bert literally does not understand the difference.

[@shittygameclips5322]

Said sometimes lol just say u dont like bert but still clicked on a clip of him to then type a paragraph

[@Squidiot]

@@shittygameclips5322 I like Bert. That’s why I clicked. But it’s stupid when he acts like he’s normal and normal people are weird.

[@Ryan83728]

this is all his justification to keep drinking, because functions better on alcohol that non alcoholics

[@Maaaatttttt]

​@@shittygameclips5322 people can comment however. Doesn't always have to be a goody goody.

[@YouTubenostalgia914]

​@@shittygameclips5322 The clip was titled "Shane Gillis dead at 42". And his paragraph was about the way Bert was being a hypocrite. Smart guy.

[@nicholasbarrese6745]

Bert wishes he was Shane so much lol. I kinda liked Bert, but he overexposed himself and now I’m just like “alright enough of this guy already.” Shane’s my big dog though. Nothing but love for Gilly. What up Shane!

[@genshishio9316]

So basically he’s equating the fact they can’t recover as quick as him to them being at a higher health risk than he is 😅

[@shitpostmalone5341]

I don't think anyone has ever accused Burnt Chrysler of being smart

[@Matt-mk8ph]

@@shitpostmalone5341 Burnt Chrysler lol funnier than anything that has ever come out of his mouth.

[@Staggs2200]

I don't know how Bert hasn't managed to crush that high horse yet

[@ernestpwhirllly]

It's what keeps him reliant on alcohol. It's easier for him to be delusional than live in reality. Addiction feeds off of ego.

[@hoodstrong6980]

It lands on his belly...cushions the blow

[@chunkybuttz844]

Fucking punched myself in the face because of how brilliant this comment is…

[@Ralfy_fig]

"Decrepit dad living vicariously through son" vibes here

[@mzvibe2232]

Did you mean decrepit? Or am I ignorant to this word?

[@Ralfy_fig]

@@mzvibe2232 I did, thank you.

[@tannercerda6011]

Bert has no room to talk lol

[@GmonkeyJ777]

This title made my heart drop, don't play with me like this.

[@Rrrafael.00]

Why would u think Shane is 42?! Lol

[@GshockBeats]

this is definitely shane's alt and thats why i fw him

[@munchymonk9021]

“Working on social media shit” 100% that’s just Burt watching some intern/friend edit his clips for him. Congrats on being awake Burt, it must be hard work riding off the same joke story for 5+ years

[@ryanb4533]

Haha yeah, he tried to make it seem like so much was going on at 7am. He woke up, showered and Tweeted a bit. Idk what hair the hairstylist was cutting lol. Oh, and he got a massage.

[@LilTaco777]

@@ryanb4533it’s impressive how busy you can make yourself sound by just screwing around in the morning getting a haircut and sending a few messages

[@Level_No_Curve]

And it wasnt even a good story or funny

[@poopyfartboi]

You know it!! 😂

[@SrAntonio301]

He’s been telling that joke as part of his routine since at least 2013 maybe even earlier.

[@user-pw3qb1fn5r]

Shane is a D1 athlete, decorated vet, AND he beat Down syndrome. Show some respect

[@JusticeTheBull]

L Iol

[@shanmank]

Hearing Shane is a bull must’ve hurt. Considering Bert thinks of himself as a Bull in a China shop

[@michaelpelzek8882]

This just made me hate Bert even more. Wasn't even sure if that was possible.

[@Where2bub]

I’d lock the door too if my crackpot friend hired a crackpot chiropractor to break my back when I wake up.

[@Okillydokilly69]

Damn Shane is so much better and younger and cooler than Bert

[@Anon90147]

Bert always makes a Shane story about himself 💀

[@kodymcbanks1]

What? Bort makes every story about himself. Always.

[@jhershy1381]

@@kodymcbanks1ya a true shocker ! Not that hes self absorbed. Even making sure everyone know he brought a hair stylist and chiropractor so others look good because of himself. It never ends

[@thelifeaquatica]

You know I bet Bert falls right to sleep each night thinking he nailed it, thinking he's the center of everything. He's so oblivious and that gives him energy

[@MapleJames76]

Shaddup Bert.

[@tobe1207]

The thing that makes me mad is "I'm the #1 party animal in the world" but he's on some soccer mom shit lol

[@Green_Gold]

Bert thinking the lifestyle he leads is not as bad as others just bc he does a lot while the sun is up is ridiculous. Dude parties, drinks, does drugs, is over weight, doesnt shower or brush his teeth and yet hes gods gift to the world in his eyes. His lack of self awareness is astonishing

[@HyperTensionJohnny]

Wow, what work ethic you have, Bert. What a responsible man you are.

[@bustedcherokee]

Yeah right. It shows his lack of self awareness to even insert that into conversation. Everyone knows the dudes an unfunny alcoholic.

[@stacysdad7]

Party and get less rest afterward. Must be healthy.

[@KussDamato]

The pot calling the kettle black

[@ThaGoy]

It’s amazing Bert is a real person

[@brandonjohnson9625]

He’s not it’s an act!

[@philfortner1805]

It's showbiz people! It's called ACTING...and scene!

[@ninjapwnsatlyfe]

Bert having 1 whole day of clarity, "Bro Shane Gillis is living a problematic life bro, he went to sleep TWO HOURS after me!"

[@Generichjm]

“Let’s start a prohibition gang and follow around the no country for old men guy”

[@cgme9535]

😂😂😂

[@mickeyroulette503]

He forgot to mention he also started his day with a 64 oz cool aid and some hard liquor, whereas Shane was probably hung over and resting haha

[@hazelbite]

TS losing his isht on YMH about Bert drinking "so much sugar" lives in my head on replay.

[@KadoMason11]

I don’t get why people have been hating on Bert so much lately. What did I miss? The dude from what I’ve seen seems like a good loyal friend to his boys he never talks shit about anybody that I’ve herd. I know he has his vices but who doesn’t? I wouldn’t be friends with someone who has no vices anyway not being sarcastic I’m just wondering why so much hate for dude

[@joe56984]

I see this as well. It seems to bother some people that Bert is successful. But it appears the negativity online isn’t really reflected in the real world. Bert is selling out shows around the country, and even internationally. He also just signed a new deal with Netflix for two specials.

[@HumorousHearsay]

So what happened here, was not about Shane Gillis. This was a chance for Bert to talk about how great he is and how rich he is. Shane Gillis and Bert both went to bed relatively late. Bert is so awesome, after a night of partying and drinking, he feels absolutely wonderful and gets up at 7 to work his ass off. He points out he got a masseuse, hair stylist, and whatever else, to show how in his mind he’s so successful and because he’s so rich and us peons can’t afford this. Then he goes Back to justify his drinking by saying again basically, that others he’s around can’t rebound near as fast as he can as an alcoholic. Bert is simply not funny, he makes up stories to impress others, and if anyone in his little fun group dies in their middle aged years, it will absolutely be him. I mean he thinks his body is loaded with muscles because he can allegedly bench 225lbs. I’ve seen a guy at the gym who was skinny as a rail lift 225. The bad thing is, non of his so-called friends really are his friends or they would try to help him .

[@gershomtan5879]

I'm 160 and I can rep 225. Not sure how many sets I can do, and it's definitely not optimal for my development. The point is, I way much lighter than Bert, and I can rep the weight he's so proud of.

[@soloplaysgames9965]

225 was literally my max in the 7th grade. It's not impressive.

[@paineintheass233]

@@soloplaysgames9965 no it wasn't. but ok.

[@soloplaysgames9965]

@paineintheass233 my max. Meaning I could lift 1rep of it. I was 6ft 210lbs in the 7th grade so it's not that impressive.

[@ryanhiggins5980]

​@@paineintheass233 when the face value of your comment is 0 to begin with and then gets shut down with a modicum of context... 🔥 🤣 Maybe don't be such a Bert next time?

[@xthexxmessiahx8875]

Shane’s the accidental machine that everyone in the scene actually likes