Shit Rock Climbers Say

[@brettfaver5871]

"I'm gunning for an alpine start tomorrow." *chugs beer*

[@bre08005]

"Double dyno to a micro crimper!" If anyone can do that they win life.

[@lachieharris3165]

bre08005 Could bet that Adam Ondra would do it..

[@rowanscott2147]

Alex megos would be able to, his dynos are incredible

[@vladimirfunes]

Sounds like 3 degrees of seperation

[@pessimisticdiabetic717]

Yep that route is freaking n o

[@knuckldragger]

Lmao! "dude there is no way this is 5.5; this is like 5.8.... d"

[@theclimbguy]

+Nick King was looking for this killed me

[@bombert6602]

....5.8....d That was classic.

[@malsponger]

I didnt realize we were this annoying. Ill shut up from now on.

[@willmontgomery79]

+Ryan Heimpel I feel the same way

[@quebecasmr5162]

You'll kill someone belaying like this.

[@antoinesaury8862]

Québec ASMR i don't want to be the climber falling while he grabs the 2 ropes . 100% dead

[@888crazychick]

Québec ASMR My mom taught us to belay like that and when we tried to use it out in public everyone was like "Why are you using that ancient sketchy belaying method." I did not have a good answer for them. So now we do it the modern way.

[@jolllyroger1]

Joy Fitzgerald the appropriate answer really was..... please show me a better way. Open minds and willingness to learn a better way is how you stay alive.... Look Back in time many methods have changed

[@calebmmallory]

+Québec ASMR Yes he will, that belay method was used for belaying with a Munter's hitch. Using that technique with a belay device is incredibly unsafe.

[@jerome1lm]

+Joy Fitzgerald It's not about old or new but about safe or unsafe. So good for you that you learned a safer method.

[@hmxr715]

It seems learning the jargon of climbing is harder than the climbing itself.

[@2b-coeur]

yes loll as soon as i got into climbing the f i r s t thing i did was pulled up a list of The Jargon it's like learning the accent in a foreign language. *most* important part

[@marlalee9642]

“Watch me!” while on top rope. 😂😂😂

[@denvergriffin5555]

"This would be easier if I was shorter" - I am getting that on a t-shirt. Too funny.

[@benoitcerrina]

just watching him belay makes me cringe

[@jerome1lm]

+Benoit Cerrina And I thought it was just me. :)

[@Lucy-ng7cw]

I reckon there was no one up there and it was just for filming

[@nathangonzales-hess6569]

^--- This should've been in the video XD

[@tgce]

Benoit Cerrina yea

[@Squids_Vlogs]

just enjoy the video bro

[@m00nie16]

"DUDE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LUNGE TO A CRIMPER"

[@pessimisticdiabetic717]

B u t h o w

[@lukebarlow8370]

"Where the fuck am I?" I'm dying xD

[@ripapa6355]

This is the best "Shit Climbers say" video I have seen. Nicely done "Dude, what state is this?" Been there, said that.

[@johnblack7862]

Needs way more talk about "conditions"

[@heatherchapin4600]

How else would we know if it’s sending temps?

[@LemonsandLove]

"just move up" hahaha that makes me so angry :D

[@melissasiegfried8659]

It's like every annoying guy I've ever climbed with.

[@coreysmith7823]

HA! I'm a fan

[@txth753]

Should have included, "Man I ran that lead OUT!" "I just don't like to place too much gear"

[@brothertimbob]

Hilarious! I'm still laughing at the, "Elvis Leg!" O and The classic pull, pinch, slide belay technique you display is pretty rad too.

[@susanapplegate9758]

I always love going out with my incredibly talented, hard-working son on a climb. This vid made me laugh so hard, it’s so apt!

[@Beetmonster]

I learned this belay style. Then I didn't climb for like 13 years, then I started back in indoor (climbing to a soundtrack is new-- you're at the mercy of the desk person's pick; yesterday the kid was into like Skrillex). So the first time in the gym I started to belay my sis (who also learned the same style), and the employee freaked out. "What. Are. You. DOING!?" She'd never even seen it. All climbers & mountaineers used to do this. Like someone said here: 'Mountaineering, Freedom of the Hills.' Climbing's different now. It seems more diluted. Still ethereal, but very... crowded. I have a crush on this guy.

[@calebmmallory]

The belay method was part of the joke right?

[@MrYetidesigns]

+Caleb Mallory I really hope so!

[@minas.831]

hand goes down like a hand to your thigh and PBUS is the method pull break under slide

[@steverino333]

It's like 5.8... "D"! LOL

[@slimcrna]

ENGAGE YOUR CORE

[@doubleagentrikosky]

Too tall for this problem,its too crouchy, Too short for this problem,its to reachy.Aaale Aale. Bums in... Waaatch out!

[@SmilePileProd]

"Just double dyno to a microcrimper" hahahaha. I have a guy in my gym that will give ridiculous instructions like they're nothing too.

[@paulcampbell1312]

Been using "Elvis Leg" for years. Glad it is now accepted climbing jargon :D

[@oregondork]

what the fuck is that belay technique

[@nomadben]

Double-dyno to micro-crimper hahaha

[@Lilybet]

hahah damn elvis leg

[@kristonren]

+nuttylamb ahaha 'Im all shook up... uhuhuh'

[@PSPmaster321]

All this time I thought he was saying "albus leg" and wondering what the hell that meant! haha

[@tomdedaele1691]

Haha me 2 :D

[@billkirby7787]

The funniest thing I've watched in a while! Love the part when he says I'm getting a alpine start tomorrow then slams a beer... Priceless!!

[@Yaimdan]

where the fuck am i, gets me every time lmfaoo

[@compellingpeople]

"Why am I climbing this wall", after a hit of the bong.

[@decaying_matter]

The most cringe of them all is "Let's goo, so strong!!" in a fuckin slab

[@ehoh3246]

I haven't climbed with this guy, I never would again

[@slimcrna]

QUIT SHORT ROPING ME

[@wanderingwade8877]

I climbed with a guy that described all of his climbs as 'cake'. 'Yeah man, it was cake.' He became Charlie Cake.

[@simonhunt7798]

Funniest thing I've seen for an age, I recognised things I say and things everyone I know say. I'm going to watch my mouth at the crag from now on. Hilarious!

[@irishboy0909]

3:18 My climbing in a nutshell

[@IndigoVagrant]

"You can't just climb 7 days a week and not get injured" haha

[@jamesmcgall8234]

"what state is this?" Made me laugh so hard

[@sameldridge9527]

dude learn to belay

[@22yonkers]

he is never breaking off when he belays. when belaying it is always best to break before you slide instead of how he is doing it which is staying above the belay device and sliding. you want to pull the rope up then take your hand beneath the belay device then slide.

[@vanmyl]

omg, everything is spot on, even the Ahnuld voice!

[@connoranderson3496]

Didn't know Joe Satriani was a rock climber.

[@melrhymenoceros]

+Connor Anderson HAHAHHAAHAHHAA. That's amazing.

[@bre08005]

"Just move up!" Ha. Great idea.

[@UpnorthHere]

bre08005 Not if THAT bozo is belaying, thankyouverymuch.

[@johnisokay]

I watch this video way to much all for the doubly dyno to micro crimper line

[@irishboy0909]

WHAT THE HELL SORT OF BELAYING IS THAT?!

[@HEAVYMETALMAGICVIDS]

+irishboy0909 Posted in 2012 dude. Belaying style has changed alot since then.

[@ktap1]

Yup, comes from using the munter hitch, where the break position is up, unlike for ATCs or Gri-Gris where the break position is down. Better to use a slightly less safe (but still very much safe and acceptable) technique that is well practiced than a slightly more safe but unfamiliar technique that one is likely to mess up.

[@danstheman33]

Now if only he would learn how to belay.. An ATC is not a munter hitch..

[@InnocentlyVOID]

Dan Africk haha you realize how old this is.. I mean that's a first gen reverso. It's definitely not as safe but it wouldn't be the first time I've seen people who have been climbing much longer using "outdated" techniques.

[@xxxgoodtimesxxx]

Literally laughed out loud the entire vid! Thank-you very much, I needed that :)

[@ariphoenix3069]

Haha is this Malibu Creek State Park?! Fantastic video, gave me a good laugh years late

[@samdeshler]

"This is like 5.8 ... d!" hahaha I've definitely made an excuse like that before!

[@cymcintosh4417]

“There’s no way this is 5.5 it like 5.8...D!” 😂

[@gd303uk]

loved the edit on the falling bit, :) lmao. we have all said some of these phrases.?!

[@oash6041]

“That’s not how I did it” I say that in my brain but want to say it out loud but know I can’t

[@gordonneverdies]

This is like 5.8...d:''-0

[@TOmaynardOL]

"where the fuck am I!?"

[@quinn3214]

"Just move up!" lmao if only it were that easy

[@kelliodwyer7988]

When my friends and I don't know the beta for a route the other is climbing we'll, jokingly, sometimes say: 'just stay on the wall!' it's about as helpful.

[@hellsangel2005]

this is sooo funny. and true to life. it happens by accident sometimes

[@mediumsooze]

Oh my gosh, that's hysterical. Clearly Mary & Attila have climbed with or near my circus in the past! Now that's funny!

[@shelby6275]

slip slap slide makes me so nervous lol

[@DrakoDragonis]

Dude reminds me so much of 'Dr.Cox' from Scrubs, love it!

[@Doctor_Yuri]

His hand never leaves the break end, you guys are babies. It’s top rope

[@friedrice2307]

im a new comer to the climbing community and i cant relate to this video. hilarious.

[@Porkobosso]

"This would be a v2 at My gym!"

[@Sabine1776]

"Where the f*** am I?" hahahah He is quite hot, has anyone noticed this yet?

[@djbarratt]

"you know I think this might be easier if I were shorter" - I say that so much!

[@srithongkunmapvlogs]

You forgot "Allez, allez!"

[@DrakoDragonis]

Still funny all these years later >.=.

[@YoungPutter]

Bro I died at the Elvis leg

[@hatfieldkaz]

Where’s the sequel!?!?!?!

[@trinker]

You can not trust anyone that drinks Budweiser and belays like that!

[@badnews9312]

so many people just like this - too funny!

[@more2yalife]

malibu creek?

[@bombert6602]

I just caught how they shot it. Sometime around when he says this route is heady, you can see the other end of the rope swing into the frame for an instant. H'e not really belaying a person. He's belaying a rope. (Note he's taking rope--the other end should be attached to the climber's rig.)

[@dancetnobigdeal]

Best climbing video I've seen

[@stephenr80]

Thats why my m8s know they gotta shut tf when im climbing

[@rellort4362]

yooo hello 2012 video how you doin during our apocalypse

[@loganmcclinton4492]

"What route is this?" Use all the time

[@casivatorblondi]

"Take this route to sendtown, dude!"..... "Elvis leg!" hahahahahaha, genius.

[@datguy4104]

The ending killed me

[@carsonvandegriffe3764]

Elvis leg killed me

[@oceanceaser44]

I would never let you belay me

[@samdf96]

Doesn't really matter as long as you know where the brake position is and that you can put it into that position at anytime.

[@bombert6602]

Yeah, I think the belaying is part of the joke. If you take a whip like that off a top rope, your belayer should have to have the words "Can't belay" tattooed on his (or her) forehead--especially if you tell him falling! I don't know how they shot that part unless dude really is bomber belayer and the climber trusted him completely.

[@chrisdvorak3247]

I want to climb with this guy

[@SmithofNick]

Bwahaha. This is so great. Thanks for posting!

[@DigitalNomadPhysicians]

fucking hilarious dude! you killed it :)

[@Lance_Borislov]

Over here like, wtf does belay mean

[@TMabsolute]

watch me, watch me... WATCH WHIP

[@danilopeterson3467]

Liked that fart at the end!

[@davidstaron4302]

"more like a 5.8...d" hahaha

[@JC-zf6sx]

Do you guys regularly drink Budweiser?

[@sire_pixels9765]

This is life. This is my life.

[@anewillss]

"this is not 5.5... more like 5.8....D" ahahaha

[@StevenSiew2]

What do you do when you are belaying and a grisly bear comes after you?

[@WhataHoax]

That's some raunchy belaying!

[@tombuckett1574]

Take, taaake, taketaketaketake!

[@katedawson7208]

made me laugh, sadly I've said too many of them!!!

[@InfectiousStaff]

Why would you belay like that??

[@ptwithemily]

I would say this is "Shit Beta-Blasters Say" ooooy