Shitstorm 7 - Transference

[@FrozenOver0]

"If someone says 'I'll give you a seizure,' don't take it." Not even two minutes in and this may be the best line of this years shitstorm.

[@CaptainSalazar69]

FrozenOver0 that was an important warning.

[@Secret_Takodachi]

Too bad I didn't watch this sooner, a stranger gave me a seizure an hour before I watched this. I thought it would be rude to refuse. Matt was right!

[@gestaposantaclaus]

As someone with nocturnal epilepsy, I have to agree.

[@FrozenOver0]

Yeah, Matt actually had a lot of good lines in this one. Probably the best episode in terms of their jokes.

[@darrianweathington1923]

But what if it's a cool jetpack

[@purposelygentle]

Matt patiently telling Pat how to do the music puzzle to Pat's utter confusion is top tier content.

[@EldritchSylvia]

Pat "Oh, oh I'm an idiot" takes another minute or two to actually understand what the puzzle is

[@grapesoftime]

Don't forget he thought a tuning fork was a lockpick lmao

[@bioforce5]

Your daily reminder to contribute to the Spookstarter campaign to get Woolie haunted for a period of not less than 3 months, but not more than 4 months. 4 months is a stretch goal, but I'm sure we can make it if everyone contributes to Woolie's haunting!

[@joinsideke]

Sending my dead ancestors his way.

[@vVAstrAVv]

May the restless souls of funko pops passed find their way to him

[@Cackuuu]

Haunt the Woolie!

[@MCA5EY]

If we pass the stretch goal can we double down on the number of spooks, but keep the same time frame?

[@YoungsterJoey1]

I feel that if you haunt Woolie, not only will it not affect him, it will also reawaken his Christian Powers and ignite his God Hand. As a matter of fact, nevermind, Woolie gaining a God Hand means we get sick Exorcist Combos he’ll display on WoolieVS.

[@kaizerdeath12]

Who knew making a human conscience retaining machine out of toasters and those Red/Yellow/White video cables would produce MIND DEMONS!

[@dracocrusher]

I think one of my favorite things about this is that the demon's actually the mom trying to keep everyone the fuck away from her kid because she's married to a lunatic. And that's why she's the only character who doesn't appear in the game as a model, because she's just the crazy angry glitch monster.

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

I thought that too but you actually do see her model later. My only guess is that it is the mother and the thing mentiond earlier about a person having more than one perspective making instability is that the mother is suffering some psychological issues and perhaps she had two ways of viewing whats going on. But, again, the ending and what not doesn't really answer much.

[@dracocrusher]

What? But then what the heck is this weird glitch gremlin supposed to be?!

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

No idea, its not really explained or given any real clear definition. The closest I came to is that its a broken version of the mother, perhaps from psychological stress or something, who is experiencing the simulation from two different perspectives which apparently creates a instability in the program. But even then, that is just a hypothesis.

[@Delivery-Witch-Express]

P-PERSONA!

[@badwrongfun5541]

I think the reason horror is so "experimental" as a game genre because it isn't defined by any mechanics, it's a general theme and emotion it's meant to evoke. So at least pontentially a dev is likley to try to use whatever mechanics they can to reach that goal.

[@Corrector1]

The fact that several major Let's Players are known for their horror playthroughs is probably why a lot of indie devs decide to focus on horror.

[@Wuffletronics]

Or youtube bait, as it's more commonly known.

[@PunishedBlake]

Because experimenting in other genres often results in more people disliking if a game does something too different. Character action games for instant have to do the same thing: let you kick ass. Horror games can let you get spooked inside a world full of paintings, shoot at mutated drug addicts with a rivet gun, and run away from flopping flesh monsters that are trying and failing to jump over a fence.

[@r3volv3r50]

It's also gotta be experimental because if these games did the same thing or followed certain criteria then it's not scary. But with scary games they have to try break the criteria in order to be surprising, which is what horror is about.

[@dracocrusher]

It's weird because horror's one of the most loosely defined genres, but it's also incredibly strict in a lot of ways because just think back to how many games in these Shitstorm videos are first-person experiences where you do puzzles and have a flashlight mechanic, you know?

[@AlexanderAndreassen123]

"Looks at book titled "the bell jar", featuring a picture of a woman stuck in a bell jar" "A little on the nose, having a lady stuck in a plastic tube".

[@ahealthkit2745]

*Goes around the same circuit six times before realizing there's been an A sitting right out front of the door this whole time.

[@kenny42069]

Not to shit on this game, cause it looks pretty good, but does it bother anyone else that so many horror games have devolved into "look around this sorta-kinda-but-not-really spooky environment until you find the key we hid". Most of these games are just 3D hidden object puzzles with jump scares.

[@Corrector1]

Yes. It bothers me a great deal.

[@everettvonscott]

I have coined the term "walk and spook" as I feel they're different from what would normally be called a "walking simulator".

[@PunishedBlake]

For example, a walking simulator would be something like Firewatch where you just walk around the woods and get some nice story. This game would be a "walk and spook".

[@everettvonscott]

+Kallen Stadtfeld Exactly. They're both two sides of the same coin obviously but they both serve a different 'purpose'.

[@DaArcaneNinja]

Room escapes/haunted houses aren't exactly a new genre, just evolved and more accessible

[@LittleMountain90]

There's something about Sci-Fi horror that fascinates me more than it scares me, like this one. The idea that we'll be able to digitize consciousness is common, but no one really stops to think how *shitty* the first attempts will be.

[@Mate397]

Oh I can't even being to imagine what sort of madness a human mind would go through after a faulty transfer. And would that result in a crime against humanity? Is the copy of the mind still considered a person if the real still exists? Is the uploaded person given a robot body still a human? Raises a lot of questions.

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

Or later attempts honestly. You think this is bad, try Soma and their "mockingbirds."

[@lemon93]

@@Mate397 Ehh, the argument of a crime against humanity would possibly come down to was it designed to cause harm, most cases of CAH are intentional genocides not, aka while a serial killer is a horrid thing its not a CAH unless it was done by someone in authority.

[@GuyUWishUWere]

Someones going to fall through the world, or we're going to have to deal with being red dead redemption animal people.

[@Fjarhultian]

Every new consumer-technology sucks for a few feedback-cycles.

[@kakoytazabar]

I find it Ironic that the game itself says that "the project was success, but no one saw it", considering the fact that no one knew about that game.

[@JoeCoolMaveric]

(Goes to the Xbox One store, sees that this game released on 9/18/18) Holy shit, Matt, you were not kidding when you said that this game released to no fanfare.

[@wrequiem1727]

I think most of the blame is on Ubisoft. This game looks good enough for a little advertising here and there

[@PunishedBlake]

Fuck that though, advertise more Assassin's Creed

[@arn1345]

lol what this is an ubisoft game? Paul-marketing spending all those SYNERGY bucks on ASS CREED.

[@wrequiem1727]

Kallen Stadtfeld I mean tbf, AC is a money maker... and longer than 1 hour but still why not make more money and give a little attention to this? I wasn't talking about big TV commercials or anything just name drop Elijah Woods name a couple times.

[@PunishedBlake]

If iy's noy something you can put on a pizza rolls box then it's not worth making a lot of advertisements for.

[@821olim]

I can't believe how many times pat opens the staircase with the letter A on it only to completely walk away after opening it, the last letter was on screen at least three times

[@zedosbois8000]

THIS! i was losing it..!!

[@Secret_Takodachi]

Welcome to Super Best Friends: where the answers are obvious to everyone except to people playing the game!

[@Vespii.]

I swear they do it on purpose, I never lost my shit as much as when they were playing Resi 7 tho..

[@Frellyouall]

You ever watched Paige play Resi 7? HO-LY SHIT!

[@_ArmIa]

I’m starting to think all the people screaming at them for the Last of Us shit may not have been so crazy after all.

[@LolLordy]

"Honey I Transfarred The Kids"

[@770megaman]

frogmorton aka Chappie two

[@4Wilko]

*Jump scares and minor startle spooks for cowards like myself list:* 7:50 - Minor 20:58 - Minor 27:01 - Got Pat 37:27 38:42 - Minor 42:16 - Not the game. Just Pat spooking himself. 48:08 53:47 - Minor. Got Pat. 55:46

[@ChivalrousSnake]

I wanna say Paige has said he's farted himself awake before, but maybe I'm just projecting the truth I desire to be real.

[@joinsideke]

Woolie was throwing shade in the fisticuffs. We need to go through his channel and put time stamps on his videos for all the times he fucks up.

[@Roy-zw9fy]

TIMESTAMPS is apart of SBFP lore now, too late to change that

[@jasminewilliams4373]

Thanks!

[@samc182]

Is Woolie experiencing any hauntings yet? If not, we need to pray harder. Those 3-4 months ain't gonna haunt themselves.

[@gamerguy6990]

Leaving as many hints as I can to the undead toward woolie

[@DotDusk]

But not less than 3 either.

[@darrianweathington1923]

Sam C I'm praying that machete man gets I-Frames

[@AntiNihilist]

Is being haunted by Naruto fans until he does their bidding close enough?

[@HighwaterTrousers]

Fun Fact: Transferrence was developed by Ubisoft Montreal with SpectreVision, which is the movie company founded by Elijah Wood. The collaboration actually came about when Ubisoft was internally showing off Eagle Flight and SpectreVision wanted to get into VR. It was enough to impress SpectreVision and so the two companies began to collaborate on what the Executive Director Caroline Martin described as an "escape room" project.

[@PunishedBlake]

You think Elijah Wood wound up turning into a silent psycho killer after this game made no money?

[@EldritchSylvia]

Little did we know Elijah Wood was secretly using the project as cover to create virtual mind demons

[@MrStatistx]

Even funnier Fact: Spectrevision also worked on Mandy, that new movie with Nicolas Cage.

[@EzPzLemnSqueezy]

32:08 Pat speaking out AGAINST experimenting with drugs? Truly the PG Era of the Zaibatsu has arrived

[@LewinGodwynn]

Yeah what happened to the Pat we know!? The one that told the kids to smoke crack!

[@darrianweathington1923]

EzPzLemnSqueezy tune in next episode where pat tells infants to do heroin

[@josephhuggins5394]

remember kids just inject all the drugs in your ballsack, its the best. this message is approved by pat fuckboivin.

[@OneGamer2EnvyThemAll]

(Elementary schoolers chanting) Minecraft! Minecraft! Minecraft!

[@Wruce_Bayne]

Huh, it's a neat little walk about like Firewatch, why didn't more people get this... >$34 maplebucks for an hour of content Oh.

[@mickeyfester]

An hour if you're bad

[@Exel3nce]

And firewatch is actually a Fun game

[@GammaRingHunter]

@@Exel3nce OH you were serious?

[@Exel3nce]

why would i not be

[@Stoic558]

@@Exel3nce Walking simulator

[@ShichiNoBushi]

40:45 "Metronome. Which I don't like. I don't trust them." Well anything can happen when you use Metronome.

[@DragonMaiden77]

ShichiNoBushi Don’t do Metronome, kids. It’s all fun and games until someone Metronomes Self-Destruct or Explosion.

[@ShichiNoBushi]

I recall first time I EVER used Metronome, it was Self-Destruct.

[@MarlonMacielBrando]

@@ShichiNoBushi Funny. For me it was Hyper Beam. My psychiatrist said that it was the trigger for my gambling addiction, but what do that quack know? I got no gambling problems!

[@Fjarhultian]

I got Psystrike or Psychoboost, once.

[@rj78678]

END OF VIDEO SPOILERS BELOW Yeah, the game didn't stick the landing at the end, but it was damned interesting and unique, and didn't just follow the "oh no monster chase me I run" schtick. It had a unique vision and had a length short enough to keep it from getting too tired. Underwhelming ending but yeah. Would like to see more people attempt stuff like this, we could have more silent hill 2s on our hands if they did.

[@MRJTD99]

Yeah, but it's 25 dollars in u.s. money and apparently 35 in moose bucks. Which, for an hour long game (probably shorter if you have a brain) with no replayability and nothing that ground-breaking or must-see, is ridiculous.

[@carterslade8771]

If you dig this, I seriously recommend the game Observer. It deals with similar concepts but in a far more in depth and unsettling way. It's a cyber punk horror masterpiece.

[@Cronama]

The bed is a big casket.

[@brunobeeftip]

You mean a death basket.

[@rasusbeijaminas2301]

No, the bed is actually Polpo.

[@lifeiscrap103]

+cenobitex9 Did Telltale make this game?

[@magicfirerul1]

The three realities stacked on each other and the reason it is unclear who you play as is because you are playing as all three of them. The experiment put them in the digiverse all right, with all three of them stacked on each other like when your hard drive gets fragmented. Whats worse, and the reason the mom's sections are particularly horrific is because she seems to have not been happy with their life before the pregnancy, then after she felt trapped because of the kid, and now she is mentally fused with the son. There's no escape because they are the same entity.

[@VIeshPilled]

"I accidently beat the game" beautiful

[@Jay-ln1co]

Pat opens door. Matt goes "What's that?" Pat turns away and looks at something on the wall. Proceed to run around the next ten minutes. Pass the room several times. Finally open it again and find the last letter.

[@ikimp1998]

Yeah il they might be blind

[@ghostfear2011]

WE’LL GET THOSE HOBBITSES!!!

[@darrianweathington1923]

Ghost5410 share the load

[@jpfan1992]

@@darrianweathington1923 the load..the load. .the load

[@jorgamund07]

12:05 You missed a letter. 15:06 The A is RIGHT THERE, PAT! C'mon! 29:56 Oh great, now Matt's distracting him from it. Gonna be a long night.

[@zedosbois8000]

omfg are they blind!?!?

[@JSAVACADO]

Pat puts his degree in psychology to use in this Shitstorm. Or will he? History tells us otherwise. Let's all just be happy that we get an hour long episode today.

[@SteelBallsOfCopper]

Pat's crazy talk transcends all sciences.

[@darrianweathington1923]

JSavacado next time on puperbestfiends: pat wasted his time in college and at a grocery store in Canada

[@darrianweathington1923]

SteelBallsOfCopper its like a crystal

[@brainflash1]

Laika was the name of that dog Space Dandy found after the Russians shot her into space.

[@Abyss3223]

Laika Come Home

[@nikodemossowski4621]

or the one that starves in the Bad Ending

[@VladibearVA]

Laika was a real life dog in soviet Russia, weeb.

[@supergoron1]

They don't have dogs in Russia, their pets over there are trained bears that ride unicycles.

[@EarthwormShandy]

That episode was sad.

[@dirtpeanut1820]

In today's shitstorm: Mat and Pat change into digital champions to save the digital world.

[@ultraspinalki11]

Man, it's a shame Digimon Tri sucked balls.

[@luvz2spluug3]

the monster is obviously the dad, that is why it doesnt show up in his psyche world

[@WadeTheWilsonTV]

That's a good one! I assumed the experiment fucked up because the wife was secretly pregnant and a 4th consciousness was mixed in there when he uploaded hers. And since the fetus wasn't even a whole baby yet, it had no sense of self and was just a black void glitch monster...

[@lemon93]

@@WadeTheWilsonTV I have been laughing at the idea of a fetus being the source or a negative glitch monster for 5 minutes now thank you

[@RicochetForce]

Goddamn, that works pretty well.

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

(Not so) fun fact: Laika is probably the dog because "Laika" was the name of the first dog to go to space. It... Didn't exactly end well.

[@HarshNerf]

Yeah because all dogs aren't just buried like trash

[@Exel3nce]

Now i have to look it up

[@JII-JII]

Well they are massive nerds

[@Fjarhultian]

Also because the picture of the dog said "Laika".

[@charmm9545]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@Shadic4101]

This just popped up on my recommended top and I got so hype and then immediately depressed

[@inxplotch]

"The clock struck 1" *Sets clock to **1:05*

[@darrianweathington1923]

InXplotch Pat's not good with puzzles

[@andrewericdavison]

Or telling fucking time???

[@firworks]

"The clock struck one" *Sets clock to **1:05* And thus we learn that Pat doesn't know how to read a clock.

[@piroshi3rd]

Disclaimer: I haven't experienced this game at all beyond watching this video just now. I'm also sleep deprived and a little drunk lol. So the dad scientist says at the end that he's experienced the experiment himself (and my assumption is that you, the player, are playing as him since you get to the bright ending. But I could be wrong?).. but if that's the case, the irl video insinuates that getting your conciousness converted into data means you don't have to stop living in the real world. What does that mean for his wife and son? 1. Are they unconscious in the real world, like in a coma, and they could be brought back from virtual conciousness back to irl not conciousness the dad just isn't allowing them to or telling them how? 2. Are they dead and nobody's doing a very good job investigating this super obvious murderer dad? I don't feel like he could claim they volunteered to do this experiment since there's evidence the wife planned to leave him and take the kid with her. 3. Are their virtual conciousnesses just basically brain clones? And the real people aren't experiencing the torture the clones are at all, going about their days totally alive, happy and fine? And experiencing the virtual reality is just that - looking in like a scientist looking over data, but not literally experiencing it? Hence why you can't get actually hurt in this game? Other observations I've seen in the comments of this video; -the glitch monster doesn't show up in the dad's world. This *might* mean the monster is the wife and child's perception of the dad? Not sure, could also be coincidence - the dad might not be threatened by otherworldly glitches since he sees the virtual system more logically. Idk. -someone said the bed in the bedroom (I'm assuming mom&dad's room) looked like a coffin.. I'm too lazy to double check this but if it's true, this is confusing to me. Especially since the room often doesn't appear. Is this just super obvious mom logic of sex=babies=death of independence/career? Also, did the dog get uploaded or not? Does the dog matter at all besides the door password? Him lunging at the player (who is possibly the dad?) seems suspicious too..

[@washington-ou3sd]

The father killed his wife and son, and then himself, after uploading their (and his own) consciousness. He even killed the dog to experiment on first. Watch another play through that goes more in-depth and you'll get some answers, at least. I assume you play just some random person who is looking over the father's work.

[@Draygarth]

I love that they were unable to identify an answering machine even though out was blinking right next to the phone.

[@mastermarkus5307]

Elijah Wood is not actually in the game, 0/10.

[@ch1dd]

I mean... did we ever see the face of our character?

[@hansmatheson5976]

Or was he? Look at the writings and graffiti on the refrigerator at 33:21 and on..

[@jorgamund07]

In the credits he is listed as the Artistic Director.

[@AndCarryOn]

we were elijah wood the WHOLE TIME 10/10

[@dougdynamo9398]

No hobbits/10

[@SteelBallRun1890]

I'm just gonna label this episode as Black_Mirror.mkv

[@vaclav4435]

"Wot if yer disintegrating marriage ran on batteries?"

[@chadschmaltz9790]

@@vaclav4435 then I would make sure they are Energizer so (much like the pink bunny) I can keep "going and going and going".

[@darrianweathington1923]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 BL4CK_M1RR0R.EXE [3,243,056 kb] 10/18/18 (NOSteam)

[@YorkJonhson]

At least games like this and SOMA assume that uploading minds to computers will be done for the hope of preserving and uplifting human consciousness, even if things still go wrong in the end. I have to make fun of Black Mirror for professing that people are so needlessly cruel that they would go out of their way to develop A.I. intelligent enough to suffer and go insane for the sake of forcing them to make toast in the morning.

[@CLfreaksho]

my favorite put-down line is "Hey, baby, are you Black Mirror? 'Cause you're not as clever as I hoped you'd be."

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Could you imagine having three different dimensions of the same space? Wife: "Could you grab something from the pantry for me?" Me: "Sorry, honey. I'm not going into the red hell dimension again just to fetch some freaking PAPRIKA!" One thing about this game is I never understood who we were controlling the whole time. We saw digital representations of the whole family, so were we a friend or another family member who came looking for them?

[@TheInverseGentleman]

From the opening I assume we are the scientists assistant, who he used the process on first

[@EldritchSylvia]

I don't know who we are supposed to be, but I kindof assumed we were someone who the process worked on as a test subject or something, and because of the bizarre fluid time stuff the time between our test and the family going in was just that tiny opening section, aka time in computer much slower than reality, then speeds up until the end we're watching time go by very quickly. Idk though, this game has a super cool premise but a lot of the execution was a little gibberish

[@EntropyBot]

Oh Christ, are we playing as the ascended dog?!

[@Mr_Jumbles]

Considering the begining and ending are video clip the dad left for people to find once he commits virtual suicide I'm guessing you're playing as someone who found the program Probably someone from the company he worked for since he'd leave it as a big "fuck you" suicide note

[@InfinitusMG]

You're playing as a freeware anti-virus program

[@DevonPalmer98]

I’d buy it just to support Elijah wood. That man is a gift

[@Toppunch7]

Cake

[@willg8035]

His face has helped spawn a new era of trolling. The Frodo Argument Style has caused much salt.

[@TheNocturnal1]

Stop Devon....just stop.

[@VandrothSoryn]

I would too but $30 for a game that can be beaten in one hour while shittalking is too rich for my blood.

[@WoodlandDrake]

But Ubisoft tho...

[@WeeabossVA]

Woolie would be more terrified of his shit being thrown down stairs than being haunted

[@Soulsworth69]

I always love the long ones. Don't take that out of context.

[@professorslefthandedhero4061]

You fool, I've *already* taken this out of context. *HAHAHAHAHA*

[@Soulsworth69]

Well I'll be damned.

[@EzPzLemnSqueezy]

We’re talking about penises here, right? Didn’t wanna get your statement confused with long Two Best Friends Play: Shitstorm of Scariness episodes, that would be silly

[@TheNocturnal1]

I too love long context.

[@bootywarrior6845]

Where's the love for the short ones?

[@Dream-Cancel]

Matt says some of the funniest shit but it always goes so unnoticed by everyone

[@TheNocturnal1]

Everyone.....everyone? Everyone....

[@jeffreyflowers5203]

Because he can never know how funny he is...

[@kenny42069]

"You're a math nerd and you're stuck in a paralell dimmension of virtual death. You'll never become popular."

[@mylittlesony1499]

I don’t know I found him grating in this video as someone who really likes Matt I guess I was just really into the game

[@JackButcherr]

@MyLittleSony I agree, i was super invested in the game and to me it seemed like Matt was bored as shit and wanted to quit out hard.

[@willg8035]

Only 25 minutes in and this one is an absolute banger. Lots of suspense. Not "Boo! Haunted house!" but unnerving and genuinely scary.

[@Exel3nce]

And pretty frustrating to play

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

You see, this is why no woman wants to marry a tech nerd. It's 'cause they KNOW.

[@joinsideke]

Try to leave and they put your brain into a computer.

[@spikespiegelfanclub]

@25:22 the dad is reciting "stopping by woods on a snowy evening" by robert frost which is an allegory for suicide, it's my favorite poem

[@TheGrizzlo503]

"What the fuck is this nightmare" - Pat experiencing piano lessons for the first time

[@Thorrison]

welcome back to "wait, is Pat actually blind?"

[@darrianweathington1923]

Isaac Morrison he's catching paiges disease

[@zedosbois8000]

that letter A is Pat new worst nightmare

[@morphadomus2385]

So after frodo threw the one ring into mt doom, he got transported to the future, where he made a horror game based on robits?

[@r15835]

2:57 not even a gut-buster, but i just love the thought of Crymetina slowly but surely rubbing off on Matt, adding vicious shade throwing and sassy disses to his already mixed bag of humor.

[@MateriaGirl]

1 hour?! god damn

[@smward87]

It's the full game. It's only an hour long.

[@FowlFolk]

With these JO Crystals, I shall become IMMORTAL!

[@darrianweathington1923]

Fowl that's some strong energy. Did you get that from the sess with the grumps?

[@Knightess]

"What the fuck is this nightmare?" - Pat every time he encounters a game puzzle.

[@ironrifle86]

ive been waiting all DAMN DAY and im super excited thank you guy so much for this

[@jordanetherington1922]

The constant kid shouting and crying legit made me anxious.

[@DarthFennec]

"I thought we beat mom." Excellent out-of-context quote.

[@TheAsaoirc]

They keep not noticing the red letter on the floor outside the apartment. saw it at the 20 minute mark. Will check back in when they finally see it. Edit: It took 17 minutes.

[@SuperBustyEva]

I'm surprised matt didn't make an infinity stone reference with those crystal things. 14:24 - Mind Stone 38:33 - Time Stone 1:00:06 - Reality Stone

[@despadas]

Over 1 hour video? Huh, seems we got a good one this time! Off to watch it!

[@prometeo94]

Friendly reminder that Cave Johnson was far more successful in both usb sticking people and bringing everlasting suffering to his close loved ones, hell he was even more energy efficient too, this guy needs a house filled with new age crystal shit whereas Cave just needed a potato/average russian pc. Maybe a lemon could have worked? too bad he ran out of those. Anyways just wanted to say that we are hiring here at Aperture, and remember, Aperture is the limit, you might think its imagination, but no, if any of you schmucks had any then youd be inventing things instead of us, also as of today, we can say that officially we've had less applicant deaths than apple, funny what a few handrails can accomplish.

[@InfestationPony]

So this game ends with a control-freak dad traps his entire family with him forever. SCIENCE IN ACTION

[@geokasshu4533]

This game is super super super dark They watched the wrong video pick ups. The guy basically admits to offing his family and then himself. This is some I have no mouth and I must scream type schit and it's way more unsettling and horrible once you realize what happens before and after you beat the game :/

[@kinoate]

Yea, I wished they had actually watched the video pick-ups because that's when the game actually gets fucking dark as shit.

[@tokiwartooth9935]

Honestly, thought the game was approaching a Myst kind of twist where at the end it turns out that the Dad set everything up to string you along further into the simulation in order to steal your body for himself or a family member.

[@adolfhitler1309]

If you pay Ubisoft 10 bucks this game's only 30 mins.

[@greyworld6242]

This is like code lyoko on acid. I feel like this game would make a good anime.

[@wrequiem1727]

There's a lot you could do with this concept. I heard this is a short ass game (Still in the middle of watching video) so I figure they don't go into much

[@supergoron1]

Well it makes a better Reboot sequel then the actual Reboot sequel we got.

[@darrianweathington1923]

Grey World all 2 episodes

[@CLfreaksho]

Code Lyoko got seriously fucked up in some places

[@OsnosisBones]

CL freaksho Honestly, french animation can get super intense sometimes, even when they dont seem to be trying to be.

[@GrimtheGilded]

You guys didn't check the freezer in the garage...

[@CheetahsArePrettyCool]

oh no

[@ultraspinalki11]

What's in there?

[@_ArmIa]

Holy shit, that somehow manages to be both not as bad as what I was expecting and also worse.

[@dracocrusher]

Man, I really dig that the Mom House is super hard to escape from and it's constantly just trapping you in places and trying to keep you isolated because tat's what it's like to be stuck in a bad relationship that you're unable to leave because you're afraid of leaving the kid alone with the other person. Speaking of, I'm pretty sure that glitch-monster was just the mom trying to keep everyone the fuck away from the kid because the dad's clearly mentally fucked up and responsible for all of this, so she's trying to defend the kid from him (and you). Meanwhile, the kid doesn't know what the heck is going on so he's just freaking out and trying to find the dad and the whole thing is just the player trying to mess around with this nightmare hellscape to try and find some form of balance here. Hate that there's no deeper conclusion to this, but yeah, this is effing interesting.

[@jakubmakalowski6428]

/MENU/log...where could it be???????

[@Dac85]

Pat just staring at the clock "puzzle" actually infuriated me.

[@thepickles8833]

*Wolf Among Us 2* looks great!

[@thepeanutgallery9980]

The Picklestein Monster the real ghost was Telltale all along

[@hansmatheson5976]

Comrade, contain and control your callous crossness! Don’t cruelly & criminally crush my already crumbling, crippled corazón all over again like that... Fables is/was such a cool, interesting series to adapt. There are very few things as neat as a noir, adult, graphic take on traditional child folk stories and fables to me and has so many opportunities for creative character re-imaginings and exciting narratives. Even if you just look at Goldilocks backstory and her character in Fables is enough to understand how much fun this series would be in another video game or tv series. It’s a bummer I haven’t heard a peep about it being picked up and developed for something, anything... TWAU was excluding TWD S1 and TFTB the best episodic game and narrative they ever slapped together, I’m grateful for its existence but I’m the opposite of grateful if Telltale’s demise for some reason is the death knell of any further adaptations of the Fable graphic novels.

[@darrianweathington1923]

It sure does... just look at those pretty graphics and that new game engine. *loads shells into gun and points it to the back of your head* 😢 and your going to play it, and love it, and customize your own character... *pulls trigger*

[@BaronNate]

That Morse Code SOUNDS like S.O.S. I remember hearing it before when I was a sailor. dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot

[@darrianweathington1923]

BaronNate so did you sink?

[@fell5514]

Just once I want a game where someone uploads their brain into a computer and it works out completely fine with no issues either existential or ghost-related.

[@ufofighter16]

Did Pat get hit with The Arrow a 2nd time? His puzzle skills are off the charts this Shitstorm, which MUST be the work of [Crazy Talk]!!

[@darrianweathington1923]

RollCritFail it's now CRAZY TALK

[@zedosbois8000]

Crazy talk EVOLVE TO CRAZY VISION

[@MrJans3n]

Crazy Talk Requiem

[@TylerAphex93]

I wish Matt wasnt so down on this game. It seems really interesting. Glad Pat was at least into it

[@zedosbois8000]

MATT IS A FUCKING DOWNER in almost every game

[@TylerAphex93]

I wouldn't say that, I usually enjoy watching him a lot and I think he does a great job at keeping things entertaining and working with what hes got. He just seemed to have made his opinion on this game at the start of the video and it really showed this time.

[@Shinkada]

I wouldn't say 'almost every game' but there are an absolute HELL of a lot of games where Matt phones it in. It's why I hate him on controls, there's a 50/50 chance he'll just be overwhelmingly apathetic about playing the game. I think it's why I (and maybe a lot of others?) hated his constant Simpsons quotes back in the day, he's often more concerned with popping meme cred than actually like. Talking about what he's seeing and playing and hearing.

[@zedosbois8000]

he rly doesn't do a great job, he's just trying to entertain them enough , in this case Pat, so they play the game at least a bit, enough for a video. If he show more interest through out the game, and not set is mind, like you said above, at the beginning of the game, that would be nice.

[@zedosbois8000]

oh man dont even talk about him on the controls, theres only a few videos that i enjoy him on the command.

[@gfkxj123]

Really I thought this game was an idea wrapped in a horror game shell. It's more trying to give an all too possible future worst case scenario. I find it to be quite interesting especially with all of logs you find. Playing it for the first time and unfolding just what happened is probably the strongest part of the game. You actually learn that the experiment was tried with the dog first, but how would that work it's a dog, it's consciousness can't even begin to parse let alone understand it's surroundings. So what does it do? It does what dogs do, it attacks those it deems as different and stays with it's master. Also learning about the family dynamics over the course of the fathers experiments while not original are passable and server to help create a cohesive side story that give a little extra to the player.

[@giet0456]

That D-Reaper is back up to its old trick again.

[@FrozenOver0]

We gotta get Beelzemon in here to help deal with it.

[@darrianweathington1923]

I got a max lv EXAMON with X-Cure I'll do fine

[@TopsyTriceratops]

This sounds like a good concept if done a little better. Imagine if this was used to solve crime, and an investigator would "transfer" via technology into the mind of another to figure out if they are innocent or not.

[@silentbalrog]

Damn girl, at least hold the cello on the right side. That dingus kid was not the reason the dream failed...

[@Dingalow]

I sure love horror games with no actual threats or reasons to fear for your life but instead just walking until you beat it with a few jump scares thrown in

[@LordQuadros]

Transfarring: The Huey Emmerich Story

[@andreslazo8315]

Transference, where fixing bugs in someone else's code is a literal nightmare.

[@marcellosilva9286]

"Why do you put the comment on what this does AFTER the code itself? Why is it organized so BADLY?"

[@Maxisamo1]

"Weelll meee-" "I don't care. I already don't care"

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

1:07:31 - Funny enough, _"I am the God of this new Hell!"_ is exactly what David Cage said when he made Omikron: the Nomad Soul.

[@Abyss3223]

Soma DLC nice.

[@heliopyre]

"I didn't put subtitles on" Matt refuses to shut up. I'd have thought after the comments on every video Pat would have learned by now to take his time to look at things.

[@HombreQuemado]

This game reminds me of Observer A LOT. What with the tripping between virtual realities built from memories, and the world morphing with various glitchy effects.

[@ReedyRainbow]

90% sure what was a ship's SoS on the radio.

[@BelieMyBurial]

"you remember the E3 conference from two years ago, with Elijah Wood?" you mean, the one from THIS year? what the fuck

[@nickbooze9766]

Gotta ignore those notes! It's the Shitstorm way.

[@jbark678]

The notes! Gotta ignore the notes!

[@MrLego3160]

It seemed the notes were playing in-game anyway, the one they watched a second of showed up later in the episode

[@MrStatistx]

Menu\New_Log available. Pat: "I need a computer"...but Pat, you already are using a computer...it says Menu and the game has one!

[@GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ]

That was the funniest ending so far lmao

[@TheDrinkMoxie]

He keeps opening that door and closing it before picking up the A it’s infuriating

[@R0B1NG5]

"Transfar shit into your pants, with this game" - Elijah Wood, Back of the box quote.

[@andya9899]

OH FUCK, I JUST REALIZED.....THEY ARE THE STAR TREK CREW. Pat is Spock, loves to over analyze, says "fascinating" a lot, and his dream is to be a cold, rational, immortal robot. Matt is Kirk.....this is kinda obvious, he is the leader, the one pushing forward to unknown places and the one that is guided by his dick most of the time And Woolie is Bones, he is the pational one, he lets his emotions guide him wich can make him go for crying when talking about Casca to uncontrolled rage when talking about fighting games.....also he perform creepy medical experiments in his woolie hole. It all became clear when pat said "fascinating".

[@tomisabum]

Oh man, I forgot you guys did a full LP of Soma. I gotta go rewatch that.

[@HanMasho]

I also hate metronomes, Matt. You never know what you're gonna get with those things.

[@jayholliman7398]

the morse at 16:53 .. .- -- ... --- .-. .-. -.-- IAMSORRY

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

"Honey I Warframe'd the kids"

[@lubu4u312]

1:01:13 The two blinds missed the big bad standing at the bottom of the stairs. You can see the two red eyes.

[@teasytapes]

still here 2023

[@sleepofgiants410]

I wondered how many times they'd walk past the A and pick up the dog picture instead.