Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - DREADOUT: KEEPERS OF THE DARK

[@whenneeded551]

"I don't believe in that shit but I'm scared of it"-Pat

[@Griffith-Did-Nothing-Wrong]

i can relate. i don't believe in ghosts / spirits but that shit is the scariest in movies / games.

[@whenneeded551]

Griffith Did Nothing Wrong I know what you mean.

[@MassayukiSama]

I don't believe in Lovecraftian horror, zombies or anything supernatural but those things are cool and can be scary with the right atmosphere.

[@brendondellinger355]

I don't believe Ouija Boards have any power, but you better believe I'm not gonna invite that evil crap into my home XD

[@badantiherochato]

"I don't believe in thing, therefore I have no reason to have feelings towards it."

[@JMarsella9]

That series of getting scared of basically nothing is one for the highlight reel.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

"AGHH!! ...Hahahaha-- WOOAGHH!! ...Ha! Hahah-- AHHHH!!"

[@Sejexs]

I see you all over the fuckin place with your goddamn gaiaonline avatar.

[@Erzabet]

JMarsella9 14:58 is truely the most magical moment in this LP

[@dancinginfernal]

Stylin' up on you boiiiiiii

[@TheZohanLohan]

Erzabet c walk

[@stanx96]

Preacher Woolie seriously needs more push. Who else would you have to warn you about creepy ghost bitchs?

[@FreeDjinn]

He's definitely got better fashion style than any preacher I have seen.

[@stanx96]

Free Djinn The glasses are my favorite part about his look.

[@FreeDjinn]

Stan Sketches Yup

[@MassayukiSama]

He is becoming the Pucci of our universe while Liam is becoming Dio.

[@stanx96]

***** Father Woolie's gonna take us to heaven.

[@Petroleumish]

Jumpscare count and times spoiler: 7:50 minor jump 13:18 jump 14:59 kind of a jump? 15:06 mostly a jump 16:58 yeah, you can see it coming... 20:38 Pat scream ahoy hoy 38:08 minor jumperino 39:04 ehhhh 40:15 major jumpscare

[@ericwatters4542]

MVP = Petroleumish

[@ayanamisouls]

Petroleumish thank you man

[@amberlee656]

Stop wasting your time like this.

[@ultraspinalki11]

@@amberlee656 not sure what you hoped to accomplish by saying to a 5 year old comment that he should stop writing down timestamps.

[@joekewl7539]

The spookiest thing of all was that this didn't show up in my notification window. *OOoOoOoOoOOOHHH~~~*

[@OctavianRex08]

**Xfilesthemeplays**

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

The truth is out there

[@TheRainbowthunder]

stay woke

[@n0m4nic]

I don't know, the Ali shuffle at 15:04 was pretty spooky

[@corazonfeathers8116]

And then super realistic ghost fart gas came out of the screen!

[@SteelBallRun1890]

"Jesus can't save you against the Indonesian Gods." - Matt, Shitstorm 2: Dreadout (2013)

[@AbovetheAgAme]

Their lore is stronger!

[@Likeaboss5656]

aka Allah

[@MrCheekiBreeki]

Who?

[@EmmanuelTurner245225]

You mean, Christians?

[@KurstKensei]

Soon Kalima will rule the world.

[@Manfromthenorth0551]

"Father Wollie, forgive me for I have sinned." "What is your sin my child?" "I stole 3 pies from the baker." "....." " F-Father?" "Well done my child..."

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

"... You get to bring a 'plus one' with you into heaven."

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

We passed upon the stair We spoke of was and when Although I wasn't there He said I was his Friend Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes I thought you died alone An LP long ago Oh no, not me I never lost control You're face to face With the Matt who sold The World I laughed and subbed to him And made fan art at home I searched for him and Pat For months and months I roamed I gazed a gazley stare At all the Shitstorms here We must have died alone A bad game long ago Who knows Not me We never lost control You're face to face With the Matt who sold The World

[@pyropoyo]

Do Life on Mars next dude, that or Ziggy Stardust if you're going for Bowie's big songs

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

Dalton McBleh I had to do this one, lol.

[@lesterthenightfly1828]

Can I make a challenge mode request? American Pie by Don MacLean.

[@corazonfeathers8116]

*sick synthesizer solo*

[@GeneralChaosBR]

BRRRRRRRRRROOOTHEEEERRR HAS BEEN TOO LONG!!

[@PG1497]

awww yeah. we've entered "mysterious jogo" phase of the shitstorm

[@tarunadiyapradana7747]

That poster on 34:01 is a parody of local tabloids here with outrageous headlines. That one means "This guy stole this girl's bike. The guy gets arrested, they meet at the police station and ended up dating. The cops are confused." That's actually one of the tamer headlines. The usual ones we have usually sound more like "This Guy Screwed This Girl For 8 Days and 8 Nights. This Girl is The Wife of This Other Guy. This Other Guy Beats Up This Guy." or "Horny Dude Masturbates On Bus, Come All Over Girl. Girl, Disgusted, Screams Bloody Murder." It's like lewd clickbait. It's insane.

[@joinsideke]

Sounds like he stole her heart too. ;)

[@tarunadiyapradana7747]

Joinsideke What can I say? We Indonesians are a suave lot

[@gamman1]

THIS MAN MURDERED, AND CUT OUT THE EYES OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. HE NEVER GOT ARRESTED, NOW THERE ARE GHOSTS EVERYWHERE! -ClickBait Headline That was just made up.

[@tarunadiyapradana7747]

NatsumeHack I'm actually sure there was a legit headline like this somewhere here

[@gamman1]

Taruna Diyapradana Hahahahaha.

[@bondage-chan9738]

Shitstorm Secrets Vol. 10: Because of Pat’s status as a Reptilian-Canadian, he is legally inclined to snort a line of crack each day in order to hide his lizardlike appearance. His eyes, however, continue to work like that of a scaled person. He has extra sensitive sight and occasionally mistakes everyday objects for prey, most commonly plastic bags. His eyes are also the fear-center of his body, further explaining his sensitivity and propensity for screaming like a baby. He may also posses the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception. This is unconfirmed.

[@pyropoyo]

So do you have these stockpiled up for each video? Or do you actually come up with this stuff in less than 4 minutes?

[@bondage-chan9738]

They're stockpiled, but I still usually came up with them in, like, 7 or 8 minutes. Except for 31. That one took a bit.

[@autisticlittlegirl386]

ugh

[@ironicugandan5826]

I always thought Pat died awhile ago and Matt uses Grandma Swamps magic to summon his ghost...... In pay he keeps giving his hair to Woolie to add to his dreads

[@LewinGodwynn]

You are a goddamn hero, Bondage-chan.

[@TheStrxggler]

Korean Schoolgirls. Cell Phone Ghosts. Evil Spooky Schools. ....Are you sure this isn't One Missed Call?

[@AbovetheAgAme]

Is this the plot of an anime?

[@lancrin9262]

is there a plot

[@TheStrxggler]

Close enough.

[@ironicugandan5826]

Or one of Liam's weird videos

[@conyo985]

Koreans look way different than Indonesians.

[@EstukoV]

AW YEA -FATAL FRAME- DREADOUT. Keepers of the Woolie Hole.

[@iliketehfair]

Trash Alley is where all of Woolie's waifus live.

[@theladypuppetcyberpunk2022]

live Trash Alley is where all of Woolle's waifus

[@EmmanuelTurner245225]

I love that these guys consistently put out 20+ minute videos. They legitimately have replaced Cable (at least for me).

[@sokumotanaka9271]

That red head in the intro got closer! o_0

[@musicaltenor21]

That's how Pat gets you...incremental babby Pat steps.

[@injuryman]

She wasn't even there in the first episode with this intro.

[@rocksteadyska6933]

sokumo tanaka I had to go back and watch all three intros back(since plague has one on his chanel)....and you're right... :s

[@Mantis47]

Paige's getting ready to choke a bitch.

[@dappercthulhu4386]

Shitsurrection? More like Shiterection

[@AbovetheAgAme]

They possibly found that after going through names for this years series...they try to avoid all talk of erections at all costs nowdays

[@KipomoVideos]

Dapper Cthulhu what Pat gets when he sees baby deaths

[@karda009]

+Adam Pope *chomp* Mmmmmmmm

[@TheShonenJumper]

Me? Specifically? I'm not a ghost. But I've taken many courses in ghosts and I'm decently interested in them. But I'm definitely! Not a ghost. And any information that may lead you to think that I'M a GHOST! Is definitely false.

[@xXcloud99Xx]

but look dude, i wasn't gonna say nothin but.... you don't gots no feet yo!

[@Xiko91]

JonTron?

[@TheShonenJumper]

Francisco Gonçalves I do not watch his videos because he is black.

[@dustinethridge7084]

Aaaaaavenge meee... I mean... There are no ghosts here. Its fine, gooo baaaack to bed.

[@drdiabeetus4419]

I sure hope that Nivbernivfisikle becomes a regular TBFP character from here on out

[@proxima1998]

Daddy Pat: Matt! Matt! What're you-- What're you doing out here? Baby Matt: M-Me and Liam-nii-- Daddy Pat: *Sigh* Who? Matt-tan: ...my dearest onii-chan...

[@HerethiccL]

Pats high pitched squeals are music to my ears

[@moldyendsend]

I love when the ghost starts dancing towards you. Its like one of those greaser things when they start snapping their fingers and coming towards you

[@obermegalutschoar]

You can hear Pat's stomach lining evaporate when Matt doesn't switch to the phone.

[@Defektd]

ever since you guys started this series, ive watched it all October long. Its become sort of a halloween tradition, and i look forward to it once October starts to roll around. Thanks guys, and keep it up :)

[@GrimsinMingzhi]

That ghost girl was straight up hammertiming

[@ArmorKuma]

This game would be scarier if it had worse voice acting, polygons with skin stretched over, and if David Cage made this in general...

[@Thtambitiousguy]

All these horror games and still nothing scarier than Omikron

[@OTOBIOhazord]

I like the idea of a Ghost going, "i'm too old for this shit!" and just poofing off.

[@johnkramer2144]

Man, what is it with Asians and wanting school girls to be in awkward/ bad situations?

[@SplodeyJesus]

what is it with Americans wanting attrictive women being in danger?

[@johnkramer2144]

+lookoutforthatninja This was made in Asia you fuck.

[@Meitti]

What is it with yankees being afraid of boobs and penises in their games and movies?

[@THeKallOfCtulu]

+John Kramer *this* was made in Asia. But it's not just an Asian thing to put attractive women in dangerous situations. That's what he was saying

[@Meitti]

To be fair Dreadout has a lot of beautiful girls as monster enemies too: img09.deviantart.net/f63d/i/2016/088/8/6/dreadout_keepers_of_the_dark_pc_serpent_mistress_by_danytatu-d9wydl8.jpg

[@vrapbrap]

Holy shit the sequence after 15minutes is just golden. I love it when that happens, you get spooked by one creepy thing, then absolutely everything starts to spook you out in quick succession.

[@kulbrez4884]

I love watching these before bed. I get scared sometimes, but I'm too drowsy to freak out.

[@manabluerose]

Aw man, I was hoping you guys would do a long play of this. It's a pretty fun game.

[@c25911991]

boy I wish the lads would do a full LP in this, the spooks this game has to offer is awesome it's my big favourite out of all the shitstorm so far

[@TheLeadingCat]

The intro is amazing! Plague really did an awesome job. Kinda want to see a whole animated series of that story.

[@dWalrus]

There is Korean porn in my recommended videos.

[@thestormtrooperwhocanaim496]

"Niiiice"

[@lilpotayto]

None in mine. What have *you* been watching recently?

[@emitSero-mp5os]

This must be the true power of Za Warudo!

[@dWalrus]

Reishyn Omikron

[@lilpotayto]

Dio Oh. I'm so sorry. I-I didn't know.

[@Jason_Black]

10/10 for holding the camera the right way to take landscape shots instead of portrait.

[@nickcoyne3343]

lol I assume that by "hallway in JoJo part 4," Pat actually meant alley. And yeah, the first time they turned down that alley, I thought of it as well (especially since they were following a ghost girl down it)

[@WeeabossVA]

Nice to see Liam picked up a new religion, summoning the Dark Lord and all.

[@FlipZKtube]

The narrator in the intro animation sounds like Kaathe from Dark Souls.

[@Daggorth]

I think Plague narrated the intro himself and holy shit-you're right-he does sound a lot like Kaathe.

[@arronsexton6807]

you should hear plague voicing kaathe in his dark souls in summary video.

[@UnlimitedBick]

and looks like lucy liu

[@itsallfunky4591]

That's dumb, you're dumb. I'll go get this Dark Party started right.

[@deadmaster9360]

I love it when Matt and Pat get freaked out. I don't have to feel bad about my baby screams.

[@brendondellinger355]

Please, Woolie would never be allowed to be a priest! He steals too many pies!

[@Vicius2004]

But Woolie is the kind of asshole who would dress like one and pretend to be one, all the same.

[@brendondellinger355]

Pants-off Dance-off Oh yeah, I can see him going as Grand Master-Dread Lock-Al-Bhed Exterminator-Pie Stealing-Really Good at MVC3- Priest Woolie for a Halloween Party! Or GMDLABEPSRGMVC3PW for short.

[@Vicius2004]

Brendon Dellinger I meant not even as just a party costume, but legit go out in a public space with a soapbox, get on it and start to preach his mad ravings uninvited, really.

[@brendondellinger355]

Pants-off Dance-off I can see that, "Repent you Tekken players! For the return of MVC is nigh!" XD

[@targetofhearts]

I'm like....sooooo invested in that intro animation. It feels like a legit movie and i'd pay all the money in the world to see it. Or just like, five more minutes of it. Either is fine.

[@sithotaku]

i fucking lost it when the ghost was running sideways

[@MinusTheBran]

So you know how sometimes you guys turn shitstorm games into a full LP? Yeah please do that with this. I need more.

[@0rriAndroid]

so, hey. i know some of the teamfourstar crew are in dreadout but it was never clarified who they were playing

[@Shift_Salt]

o_o

[@Bizarrejoe]

I hope this is the game they go back after the shitstorm is done

[@camkornbruin]

Pat tries to say the word vignetting as much as possible.

[@blueskysonmars]

When's Woolie playing Batman Arkham?

[@0rriAndroid]

"YOU haven't played Arkham Asylum?"

[@MantraMan2077]

Richter The D "You're now officially that guy that goes 'Dude you haven't seen DEATH NOTE?!'." [CUE IMMENSE LAUGHTER BECAUSE I'M HILARIOUS]

[@0rriAndroid]

i need that conversation animated

[@googleygareth]

It's on the list.

[@MagoDSnowman]

I love you Gareth-san

[@flipsvstheworld]

Pat's "manly" squeals of terror were definitely what I needed after an abstract and off day. :)

[@PyrotechnicMooseIV]

Pat's cowardice grants me strength.

[@markervine1855]

Nothing scarier than matt runing away from most of the scares, so we don't or barely see them. Yeah something is throwing up gore; better stay as far away to see as little as possible. 9_9

[@ABlackEnderman]

Besides that VHS one about the house this is the one actual somewhat scary game in the Shitstorm so far.

[@fanfan-ni6cw]

I love how as soon as the guy starts to turn towards them Matt begins to turn away.

[@godqueenbidoof]

I am gonna be SO MAD if they don't deliver on the plot of the intro! Seriously I wanna know what happened to Liam and Pat!

[@Nightweaver1]

I will never get tired of Pat's girlish squeals of terror.

[@rockandre200]

you guys hear that slight ringing it scaring the hell out me bring me back to the days we had PACER Fitness Tests in high school. OH GOD ONE BY ONE THEY FELL, THE LAST ONE STANDING WAS GOD TO THEM.

[@Lurdiak]

It really bothers me how they didn't add any effect to the audio in the intro to make it sound like it was actually 'filmed' outdoors and is the native audio. It's really easy with modern audio technology to hide that something was filmed indoors or in a studio!

[@WanderingKunoichi]

hypest audio on youtube

[@baphometsvoice6271]

we don't play by audio rules at the Best Friends. I could right next to you in an enclosed room and sound like I'm a mile away in a canyon trench. Fuck the rules!

[@BananaMate]

It's almost as if they didn't really try that hard. Hmmmmm...

[@TheTacosisgood]

I love when you guys do these tbh

[@BettyMwwaahh]

My favorite thing about watching this channel is the steven universe, adventure time, and bee and puppycat references from matt

[@GanguroKonata]

The return of Matt's habit of not looking at something happening. Luckily just the one time, though.

[@Maverick2736]

DreadOut: Keepers of the Dark: Realm of the Unseen: Shadows of Penumbra: Stalkers of the Abyss: Shenanigans of the Thingamajig: Did We Run out of Subtitles: Ok Just Checking

[@Amyr28go]

I love how Pat has the more subdue performance in the Plague intro

[@TheRob2D]

The guy at the desk was an easter egg room. There was the scissors from clocktower, a typewriter from resident evil and a first aid pack from L4D.

[@hotskull123]

I would love to see them do a complete playthrough of this. It reminds me of their Silent Hill series, my favorite!

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

"Hey, c'mon, you guys! Let's take some selfies in front of this dead person!"

[@TheZohanLohan]

we need a compilation of pats manly screams

[@kaelang12]

I haven't heard Pat scream this loud since Spooky's House of Jumpscares.

[@hollowedbleach3]

I have seen a lot of horror movies, and know my demonology and mythology, but at 15:00 I never seen a ghost get down with a hammer time. She ain't gonna haunt you to death, she gonna serve ya to death!

[@paizotic]

7:08 Pat always said "I don't believe in ghosts, but I'm afraid of them". Well I believe in ghosts, and the only thing that scares me is Grandma Swamp.

[@Thebre1227]

She was killing that running man challenge!!

[@Heizenberg32]

Take a drink every time Pat says "pull the phone out!"

[@Enzo_Matrix92]

Running sideways? Blood on the walls...Talkative Ghost girl...THIS IS THE JOJO VERSE!

[@davidvillarrius6313]

Pat's girlish screams really tickles my fancy. It's something in the shitstorm series I've come to love.

[@brockreid9277]

Matt-" it one of those things where we're most likely wrong." Shit it's learning.

[@Radoh1017]

Okay honestly you guys should totally do this for one of your Leftover LPs like you did with that weird British thing with the orphans.

[@Marioplunder12]

I love the page of drawing you see when the book gets opened in 8:12

[@PrincessCiara2671]

The way this ended makes me think they might continue this...i'm down :D.

[@Lurdiak]

I wish when the blind guy was chasing them that Matt would've categorically refused to look behind him, driving Pat insane.

[@Requiexat]

"Indonesia, Malaysia, Peloponnesia, let's say Southeast Asia." BRAVE LINDA AND HER 300!

[@sadnessofafrica]

every time I listen to these sound effects, I half expect locust star to start playing

[@Coziarts]

Nothing is better than Pat's manly roar. Shitstorm would be nothing without it.

[@inactive9544]

15:01 WHY IS THIS FUCKING GHOST CHILD DOING THE RUNNING MAN DANCE

[@MegaTyler93]

Fuck yes! I fucking loved Dreadout as a game and their Shitstorm playthrough so this is an awesome choice!

[@RibbonVintageGirl]

This game is giving me the memories I have growing up in Indonesia ngl (despite all of the spookiness...then again, I know a lot of superstitious stuffs going on within my family and friends circles)

[@WheatlyXT]

"I would like some horror games to take place in the middle of the day." -Pat

[@Kriselm]

That "notch in the wood" is actually the trash bag clipping through the shelf

[@RockingSpaceDragon]

I can't lie. if I came across a big ass abandoned city with my friends, I would totally go explore it, cause that shit is rad.

[@jarix1670]

This is the kind of shitstorm I want, 2 spooky man.

[@Jumungous]

I know Siren: Blood Curse was on Shitstorm 4 years ago, but I'd watch a full playthrough of that one. Quality hurricane of feces.

[@nathanwarden2156]

I busted out laughing when Pat made fun of the hat. I died. Holy shit.

[@creatifproduction]

YO I WANT A FULL LP OF THIS. THIS IS SPOOKY.

[@willadkins1354]

That baby was Malo's old gig before he began his conquest in Hyrule.

[@Samael1113]

Well Pat, to give an answer to your question early in the LP about "How man sub-titles do you need?" I believe the largest number of unironic subtitles in a game (Or at least my favorite example) belongs to... Star Wars; Dark Forces 4; Jedi Knight 2; Jedi Outcast 2; Jedi Academy Granted this is semi-official, as Dark Forces and Jedi Knight got dropped from the latest titles in the series, but transitive properties and such. Technical progression was; DF DF2;JK JK2;JO JK;JA But we all know that Jedi Academy is actually Jedi Outcast 2, due to the fact it is a direct sequel and that the precedent for naming conventions was set with the first Jedi Outcast.

[@ronik809]

i dont like it when brave man matt is behind the controls because his movements scare me

[@MChill]

Ahh...you can hear the fear in Pat's voice when he says they already played this game.

[@aidanosterman3732]

I still can't get over the fact that in the intro, Woolie part has to be the black yelling priest.

[@xombiegriffin]

Hey, its that crazy game with the ghosts an stuff.

[@turboyabo864]

15:00 look at that ghost girl and all her swagger no ghost has ever made walked down a hall way with such style as hers

[@lancrin9262]

Father Woolie...I will not stop.

[@Allmageddon343]

"I don't believe in ghosts, but I'm afraid of them" -Pot McShortyPants