Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - WICK

[@RandomDud369]

The sudden shifts in audio quality during the shitstorm are really fucking me up. I keep thinking it's over, but then it comes back

[@nathanolney8292]

Commander Shrekard bad audio is just the truest form of a slasher. every time you think it's finally dead it comes back even stronger for one last jumpscare.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Something about the shit audio of their early videos just...works for me

[@0rriAndroid]

why the fuck do 98% of modern indie horror games amount to "if the *blank* touches you, you instantly die" coupled with shitty stealth?

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

Because creativity is dead, and Slender killed it.

[@AbovetheAgAme]

Creativity is a failure of the game designer

[@0rriAndroid]

can i get a good scp game? is that REALLY asking too much of the world?

[@augustpayjack1236]

Richter The D Because they think they'll be able to write a spooky enough story to make up for their unoriginal gameplay. Spoiler Alert: They never do

[@C24U_]

Because 98% of modern horror and even not so modern horror is when blank touches the character they die. Jason, Alien, or anything horror related really.

[@JeedyJay]

The thing that really sets Pat apart from the others when it comes to getting spooked is the recovery period. You can just about see a stamina gauge getting chunked when a good scare hits him.

[@BosnianAdventurer]

FUN FACT! -This was the original concept for the sequel to John Wick but Keanu wasn't into it so they backed down super hard

[@relentlessshitposter2253]

"In this scene, a creepy kid jumps off a tree and tries to kill you. Show me your scared face, Keanu" *Keanu raises his eyebrows slightly. "huh".*

[@elvampe13]

Keanu: "woah"

[@Almostfull777]

You joke but a horror-themed movie with John Wick going on a rampage through a mook's perspective would probably be pretty cool.

[@StonyHarpy]

Check out No One Lives. It's basically that.

[@_ArmIa]

StonyHarpy thanks for the recommendation, dude. I'm a massive fan of the Mook Horror Show trope and this sounds right up my alley.

[@codafett]

If your circle of friends ask you to put on a blindfold and march into the middle of the woods, you should probably reevaluate why they're your friends.

[@cryptods137]

The audio is the scariest part of this video.

[@MantraMan2077]

Crypto But this isn't Omikron....

[@rigatoni_pasta]

Crypto it's so spooky I'm shivering in fright.

[@AbovetheAgAme]

Shit audio > audio dsync

[@bakklajohn]

This joke gets better with every new video!

[@AsterSea]

bakklajohn Sarcasm aside, have they addressed why the audio is like this? Sounds like they're on a Skype call.

[@111cvb111]

4:15 - Wow, that is the cheapest scare I have ever seen in any game. That there takes talent. I feel they should have tried making the trees in the distance look more like lanky tall guys to fuck with you. Extra points if they swayed in the wind just a smidge to make it look like they're moving.

[@TheShinyDunsparce]

seriously, they could've done so much with kid ghosts in the woods but all they did was BOO JUMPSCARE

[@MegaTyler93]

I mean, COULD they have done so much more though? I think they did what they possibly could and did it pretty well, the later nights when they introduce the other kids are even more awesome.

[@ryanhalliwell7215]

I think Pat's screams here are equivalent to those we got last year in house of jump scares. 10/10 would scream again

[@felipeguidolin1055]

I always watch Shitstorm in the toilet, so I am at the right place when the jumpscares happen.

[@mikemcglasson1286]

in the toilet. ha

[@TheOnlyBiodude]

Everytime I see those children drop from the tree it reminds me of that stupid "I'm gay" meme by IDUBBBZ.

[@OTOBIOhazord]

leave him alone! he has cancer!

[@TheOnlyBiodude]

Nek klik What is Hypocorism? you ectomorphic slob.

[@TheOnlyBiodude]

Lol no, someone reported your ass. It's marked as spam here. Maybe it was one of the many "epic trolls" here

[@TheOnlyBiodude]

God help me if I spelt a name wrong, I am offended that you have pointed out my flaws. I shall never forget this encounter as I live. Mark my words, you have changed my entire life around.

[@itsallfunky4591]

This sounds super weird out of context.

[@YoungsterJoey1]

4:21 I was just listening to the video and wonder what got them so bad. Rewinded the video, holding the phone up while watching, and it genuinely got me. I threw my phone in the air instantly and caught it frantically. That truly was the hardest, meanest jumpscare

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Youngster Joey Haha

[@SiegmundCG]

Fucking Shit Kid's just cheating at that point.

[@richtofenrules91]

Youngster Joey I spilled my drink all over myself

[@4Wilko]

I despise jumpscares. Matt's kneeslapping reactions make it worthwhile for me though.

[@imFUZZYKITTY]

Youngster Joey I did the same. this game gives me a shitstorm.

[@lllXanderlll]

Pat's fucking scream scares me more than the actual spooks 99% of the time. I can't be alone in this, right ?

[@stanx96]

Waitwaitwait. Were going back into the woods? Didn't Preacher Woolie already warn us about the bitch nigga ghosts?! Will we ever listen!?!

[@thepickles8833]

no, he warned us about premarital sex

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Stan Sketches Into the bitch nigga ghost forest!

[@stanx96]

The Pickles Oh right.

[@stanx96]

Michael Murphy Okay, fine, I'll go. But I ain't goin without my trusty sawed off and rock salt shells. If supernatural taught me anything is that bitch nigga ghosts hate salt. They HATE IT!

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Stan Sketches Alright then I'll be sure to bring some salt too I guess.

[@ginger-ham4800]

I don't mind this audio during the Shitstorm, reminds me of the first ones.

[@ghostfear2011]

Just when I was thinking we were missing shit kids.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

ghostfear2011 Shit kids for da win!

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Yeah Matt and Pat are the shittiest kids

[@AbovetheAgAme]

Kids have always been shit confirmed

[@JJULLER]

man Pat is the biggest of babies in this

[@circular7]

Never forget shit kids in a shit storm, that's one of the main ingredients. The more horny they are the better favor, and the intense the rage for Pat, win win.

[@shimotuazuma9485]

The forest is so dense.. that when they entered.. their voices became equally dense and couldent be heard properly. DunDunDun

[@mkatapodis2]

God I love this audio SO MUCH since it reminds me of the good ol' days.

[@sokumotanaka9271]

I love this runing from 'shia luboof' simulator˜

[@TheSweeny99]

i'd play that for a dollar

[@crunchu2361]

Shia LaBeouf*

[@thethrashyone]

No sweeter sound than the sound of Pat shrieking like a little girl.

[@WorldsRichestLesbian]

Why do all video game protagonists have literally zero stamina? I have the body of a 65 year old man but I can still run for longer than these schmucks when I need to.

[@neyara2532]

it's really forward thinking of them of recording this video in 2011

[@valkayink]

Oh boy, I needed a shitstorm video tonight! Matts laugh is the best XD

[@archfeymirth]

Now remember that the shitstorm never ends.

[@andya9899]

Omikron is the real shitsorm

[@valkayink]

this is true

[@SpankSandwitch99]

valkayink Matt's laugh just sounds so full and earnest. gotta love it

[@ekim64cub]

I have not heard Pat be that startled before, most entertaining.

[@Laughing_Pumpkin]

mike check out shitstorm v shitserrection the final take

[@tokiwartooth9935]

You've never seen them play Spooky's House of Jumpscares?

[@TheCreaturesfan1]

welcome back to episode X of "Super Best Audio Fuckups"

[@3KiwisInABucket]

When an indie game as better sound recording than the video you're watching

[@Sprech41]

Why do the kids do a WRYYYYYYY pose when they appear?

[@sokumotanaka9271]

Sprech41 Well obviously because of the mask, they're vampires. Dio's army of shitkids -now for the arrow-

[@Zcumgod]

sokumo tanaka oh nooooooooooooo.

[@athenatheshewolf]

Short videos mean: 1)They finished the demo/game, 2) It's so terrible they did the bare minimum, or 3) Someone pussies out.

[@Sapheiorus]

Here for the screams? I've got you covered: 4:18 8:17 10:37 13:44

[@hathbeenslain]

Sapheiorus I LOVE that Pat screams with the exact same level of volume every time.

[@layedbackthomas]

Do ppl actually use this and not just watch the whole vid?

[@layedbackthomas]

Do ppl actually use this and not just watch the whole vid?

[@crunchu2361]

yes

[@SpankSandwitch99]

Sapheiorus thank you very much

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Fantastic work on the audio guys! Keep it up!

[@Blunderbuss09]

"Oh no, I can only survive if I have light! But I'm not going to light a campfire or light the stove or even start a brush fire. It's not like my life is on the line."

[@augustpayjack1236]

! AUDIO CURSED !

[@AbovetheAgAme]

Something tells me the audio file is constantly coming out 126.Gb (professionals they are clearly not) keep fighting for a better future best friends...

[@ufusnake]

+Dukester3456 they'll figure it out some day... probably

[@TK0921]

They talked about why the audio is messed up in the Party Hard video. A windows update turned Noise Suppression back on and they didn't realize it until after they went to edit the videos.

[@augustpayjack1236]

Dr. Stein Is it too much too ask that they test the audio before fully committing to a recording session? I honestly don't know if that's an unreasonable request, but it seems like it would solve a lot of their audio issues.

[@corazonfeathers8116]

My limo is _also_ cursed!

[@atakkuuuuu]

god damn... watching this while i work was nooooot the best idea. that first jump scare made me yell really loud and fortunately it was super early int he morning so one 3 other ppl were here. ugh... good to know pat and matt were screaming just as hard as i was.

[@letsplayofamadman2218]

The candle effect were it shrinks as you progress has to be the best I have ever seen.

[@SecondCitySavior6969]

Yay, game about Keanu Reeves avenging his pupper!

[@AbovetheAgAme]

Sequel coming soon

[@_ArmIa]

Keanu Reeves Pupper Revenge 2: The Doggening

[@AbovetheAgAme]

I want it to just be Kraven from Spider-Man

[@murciadoxial8056]

reevengeance 2: the italian bush

[@Samm815]

6349 256 dammit you beat me to it!

[@skutigera]

In a few years they wont be able to do shitstorm anymore because theyll be so old a good jumpscare could give them a heart attack

[@daemonofdecay]

Dat first jumpscare and their screaming. Classic.

[@tiltingowl9719]

So, this game is the Until Dawn cast running around in Slenderman woods while dodging the shit kids from...damn it, what was the name of that game they played about the British kids on the blimp or zepplin or whatever?

[@tiltingowl9719]

Rule of Rose, that's it

[@hoaxslayer4244]

Tilting Owl only one teen, unlike Until Dawn.

[@Enzo_Matrix92]

Every video this month has different sound quality. This is why I'm here!

[@TheTyper]

I love how they saved the "Pat screams his head off" stuff for the end of the Shitstorm. Great stuff.

[@garbledgaming1696]

4:17 Matt's post-spook laugh of utter madness is the best.

[@LyteSpawn]

1:06 "Why does it have to be like a weird internet handle name? Why can't it just be John?" Thus was born John Wick.

[@crazyinsane500]

This game has more bush than Pat's Mom.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

crazyinsane500 Shots fired.

[@killerkrosser]

Alright woolie, calm down with the lies.

[@ufusnake]

nice one dude

[@MalisinECila]

BAZING!

[@circular7]

There is all these tiny babies waiting to stomp your shit in the Bovin bush, only true warriors enter with their pants unzipped.

[@phoenixsplash135]

Matt's fucking "mmmmm" in the intro always creeps me out way more than the shitstorm game

[@tsukasasagawa1894]

phoenixsplash135 Stupid kissy face Matt.

[@Dontrel3030]

Damn I love when Let's Plays sound like I'm hearing them through an AM Radio. Thanks best friends

[@tristanbidwell7515]

I want the final intro of the shitstorm to be a camera tour of Woolie's house because that, my friends, is where true horror awaits. *shivers*

[@demilung]

Okay, we need to mod this game, to have you be Gwyn with a candle, running away from little Darkwraiths.

[@Matteoarts]

5:17 Creature drops out of tree Pat: Nope. *immediately turns other direction silently*

[@FreeDjinn]

Your hard glistening spooky is so big I have to *mount* an expedition.

[@ghostfear2011]

Free Djinn But I don't want to go with shit kids.

[@FreeDjinn]

***** stick with me and I'll keep you safe and warm

[@stanx96]

Free Djinn Toph's rape face fits this comment a little too well.😅

[@ghostfear2011]

Free Djinn Fuck it my leg hurts.

[@FreeDjinn]

Stan Sketches That's why I chose this Toph pick over the others😈

[@SkynetSpider]

So far we've had one scary game, and that was October first. God dammit where is my horror!

[@demilung]

One of the best things about Shitstorm is that Matt is scared easily, but he also LOVES IT! And Pat, while also easily scared, tries to show off that he's a huge man.

[@proxima1998]

YO, BONDAGE-CHAN, WHERE YOU AT!?

[@ManiacMayhem7256]

I miss you guys.

[@joshuas.g.g.4951]

It's nice to see the Best Friends play the video game adaptation of John Wick.

[@wolas321]

I love listening to pats deep breaths as he girds his loins

[@councilofautumn]

"Let's put you in the hospital." BEST FRIENDS PLAY TOGETHER :)

[@ohheckitsthatkid7364]

Oh boy its time for the best stand [BAD AUDIO!]

[@cthulhuhoops]

"A child piling onto you--" Oh christ, that reminds me. When I was a little kid, my best friend was this cool El Salvadorian girl who had a huge, huge family. And I got invited over to one of her cousin's birthday parties and sure enough, there was a pinata. Well. I wasn't prepared for the chaos when that shit burst open, because from where I was sitting on the lawn, I had a FLOOD OF TINY CHILDREN KNOCK ME TO THE GROUND, SMOTHERING ME WITH THEIR TINY, TINY, FEET, EAGER TO GET AT THAT CANDY. I was screaming my head off and trying to stand up, but they just kept standing on me and pinning me down. I somehow managed to wriggle out. Nobody noticed.

[@EstukoV]

I remember when I was a cool kid that went around to have sex in the graveyard. *BEFORE MARRIAGE*. And yea, there's like "oh this game looks like this! They all look like this!" But what we're here for is Matt and Pat spilling their baby tears in absolute fear.

[@camkornbruin]

Pat: "i think i should save my run for when they show up." (Continues running everywhere)

[@TF141anvil]

u guys are killin it with the audio this year

[@CronoDyne]

Can't tell if Pat is just playing it up for the audience or if he's really that much of a baby.

[@ImmaculateWeiss]

CronoDyne Yeah, I'm actually starting to legitimately not like him playing these games, he's kind of a pussy. Especially after all that shit he used to talk about being a expect at survival horror lol.

[@_ArmIa]

Survival horror relies mainly on dread- you know, actual horror and not cheap jump scares that provoke a startled response when you're not expecting them.

[@AFlyingTaco1]

"You and I were playing video games at home alone. The COOL kids were out having sex in graveyards." Story of my fucking life right there.

[@obermegalutschoar]

Pla~ague babies, make your nightmares come true!

[@Tuschi17]

All of the found footage audio quality. Faaaa~~aannntastic.

[@thunderhawkx4247]

that intro to the game reminds me of the start of a point and click puzzle/horror game called Shivers

[@thegoodoldays911]

4:16 Now that is beyond cheap. I like it.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Too many houses in this Shitstorm. Any more and we'll get a Kantai situation with House waifus.

[@stanx96]

AfroMetalMizu You know there's some weirdo out there who wants to fuck his fridge.

[@AbovetheAgAme]

..if they can do it with ships..kaijus..planes..fuckin consoles...why not houses!

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Rochyan Oh yes...

[@AfroMetalMizu]

WFoong98 They're so square and sexy tho...I want to mamoru them

[@ArmorKuma]

GHOST CHILD! GHOST CHILD! GHOST CHILD! SHIT CHILD! SHIT KIDS! Wait...

[@Penitant]

"Let's see if we can put you in the hospital". -Matt

[@mattsmith8769]

The spookiest thing of all is the audio quality

[@TonyBMan]

"It'd be fuckin'....bad if you see two." "bad if you see two." "see two." C.C. I just rewatched Code Geass. XD

[@RickJaeger]

OH SHIT, WHO GAVE THESE KIDS THE STONE MASK

[@DrakeSilvos]

Oh Pat's screams never get old.

[@elijahnakumura4375]

So Pat is turning into Larry from telltale twd. Wheres my salt lick

[@madthrasher88]

All those redbulls and cheap jump scares can't be good for your heart man.

[@CappuccinoGuil]

I'm more scared by their screams than the jumpscares

[@Saltima225]

The trifecta of manly screams at the first jump scare was almost harmonic. Fuck this game already.

[@tycho042]

Holy shit, pat's screams are like a fine wine. I don't want the shitstorm to end

[@ZeritulsDarkTemplar]

you know whats is scary? children that you could easily over power/ outrun, yep, terrifying

[@CrimsonPhantom88]

Welp, I screamed and woke up my whole family when the first guy popped up on the screen.

[@TheGarfield0]

the spookiest thing about horror games is how fast candles burn out/torch batteries run out

[@PureFenix144]

5:21 ... I laughed my ass off. I LOVE how they have NO reaction other than to turn the other way and just run. XD

[@RatzCarnatz]

They killed his dog!

[@_ArmIa]

"They" being Woolie

[@murciadoxial8056]

they took that from him, stole that from him! killed that from him!

[@ceast5273]

I love Matt losing his shit at jump scares with laughter

[@PX6DEVASTATER]

"Run run run!" *runs directly at the monster*

[@ApocApocrypha]

Pat is the scariest short monster, he's the one making me jump in this episode.

[@lucasmhill]

Pat constantly sharply inhaling scared me

[@6027]

TBFP classic audio Pat's scream is priceless as usual

[@ThatKarin]

I don't know how much longer Pat's heart will withstand these shitstorms. It's almost over, Patrick. Just play some poobabby games until november, it'll be fine.

[@garrettp7003]

pretty sure the kids in the story from trick r treat that Matt is talking about were mentally challenged and not distrubed..

[@homelessguy100]

The Return of Haunting Audio IV: No Rest 4 Weary Ears

[@pogogo51]

That intro is rad but it takes so fuCKING LONG. I hate having to skip something so cool.

[@MantraMan2077]

This about Candles, or Witches? Because a game about Roal Dahl's 'The Witches' would be super Spoopy. Escaping as a mouse from an army of ugly bald women and having to dirty yourself to conceal your presence? 's gonna be a gud game.

[@joeysingingchannel]

Drop your candle.

[@Graehaus]

This was a great episode, made me jump a few times along with the guys. LOL

[@HollowProductions_1]

YO, TRICK OR TREAR WAS A SICK MOVIE

[@CloakofAuron]

Cheap jumpscare that makes Pat scream like a babby in the first five minutes of play? Sounds good. I'm on board. Also, that jumpscare came and went so fast that it had no impact. Bunch of babbys. Don't you know that just popping in and out of existence doesn't constitute a real jump scare? The fucker actually has to be jumping in your face to trigger a fight or flight response. That's the mechanics of jump scares right there.

[@ultimatehamsandwich734]

it wasnt the visual that scared e but the audio screech that got me

[@CloakofAuron]

Ultimate Ham Sandwich I can see how that'd scare you, and a lot of other people. Getting spooked by sudden loud noises taps into the same fight or flight fear response. *nods*

[@EvanDime]

i WAS drinking chocolate milk with a white shirt while watching this. I am now watching this while wearing a brown stained shirt. Thanks guys.

[@TheRemowave]

Fuck that first spoop got me good....

[@sadv3]

Coil noise or coil whine is a phenomenon in electronics which produces undesirable audible sound.