How Harvard Decides Who To Reject in 30 Seconds

[@ShivVZG]

If you subscribe, Daddy might donate a building ; )

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Do Johns Hopkins university and USC

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Full Sail University

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I think you should do Colombia University

[@christianorow6172]

Michigan

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You should do Oxford

[@topsy304]

“It’s because of that stupid phone”

[@topsy304]

Sophia Nille I don’t remember where I got it 😂

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Is that Tom Holland in your profile picture?👁️👄👁️ Oh my holy sh-

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Enorma stitz your profile picture 😂😂😂😂

[@SwagsterPotatoGD]

@@RajeshGupta-tf8zd yeah 😂

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@@SwagsterPotatoGD he looks so pretty, pretty than me lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@Amar-lv1yw]

"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

[@Amar-lv1yw]

@Lxarkyy bruh i didnt even know i had that much likes

[@JesusGomez-ob2qt]

@Lxarkyy bruh

[@alanna6034]

I was gonna say that!😭😂

[@plumith]

No no, the Asian part is right.

[@JesusGomez-ob2qt]

@@plumith exactly the first half was right talking about real problems but the second half was random jokes dumbass

[@xxsarah52009xx]

I cheated the system by not applying

[@glassw1ng]

xxsarah52009xx Dang. this is some big brain energy right here. I can already tell you’ll do great things.

[@ej1304]

Always one step ahead.

[@3km143]

*insert brain expanding meme*

[@ekammadra306]

Bro I’m the 2000 like. It’s so satisfying to go from 1.9 to 2k.

[@strawberries-real]

Anyone with a Yamaguchi profile picture has atleast one big brain comment

[@mikotheraskum2014]

Fun fact: Harvard is known to be so succesful only because already good people got there. Its not about the way they teach or anything, its really just about the fact that theres only succesful people there. So tehnically you could go anywhere! No, I don't go there or anything. Mostly just a thought i had.

[@katgreer6113]

Agree with this.

[@yotoniha]

That's what irks me about this kind of Prestigious school ideology. It would be better defined as a club.

[@muskaan2241]

They take the potential students who will make a name for them in future, so that their brand goes high. They take the best of the lot, and get to have insane fees from each of them, in return offering the "Harvard" stamp. They get the money and the status, but who works hard? The student.

[@cbpd89]

Mostly true, but a few people end up at Ivy League schools who have no business being there because daddy donated a building. Knew a lady who proudly went to Yale...and got fired for incompetence. It completely changed how I see the value of a diploma from an expensive college.

[@Practicalinvestments]

You were close but it’s actually the business connections and wealthy venture capitalists and CEO’s that you can make close connections with while there which is highly important in business and that’s the real benefit of Harvard not what they teach in class

[@sandyfkashag181]

1960: go to university to cure cancer 2020: cure cancer to go to university

[@bedwarspro1917]

stay home lol so true

[@user-ow4wk8kp9q]

lol

[@NatsuDragneel07]

😂😂😂😂

[@tacoandurmom]

Lmao

[@thedabisme61]

Harvard: LOGIC

[@sparriax3379]

Me: **not even going to Harvard** Harvard: “rejected”

[@UglyHoe-pr8kz]

I’m dead 😂💀

[@soull6714]

😂😂😂

[@rawdawgers]

Brooo😂😂😂😂💀

[@SonOfAFridge_]

Damn

[@senpaiofhentaiiamuwu1803]

Lol true

[@layak7035]

"You breathe air." Harvard students: *amateurs. I breathe fire.*

[@years8703]

Lol

[@chocolategranola6796]

Pathetic. Ive stidied so hard that I dont even feel the NEED to breathe

[@militsa7214]

They breathe math

[@houseofgrey1690]

Everything changed when the fire nation attacked

[@joshthehollow5254]

Harvard students: "Total concentration, water breathing..."

[@ancient-rhinowang6641]

jokes aside, once competition becomes toxic, it's best to stay away.

[@chickensky1121]

Yeah uhhh. For a lot of us it's not a choice lmao. I certainly DID NOT think my value as a person was dependent on getting into Harvard (I don't even like Harvard tbh), but my parents do and they come at me every day for not getting accepted. It's not as simple as choosing to stay away, these things force their way into our lives, and I feel like it would do us a lot of good if people would actually deal with these things specifically.

[@rafael502]

If anyone even had HALF of all those traits, do they even need Harvard?

[@davideareias7876]

I think i got in, i couldn't breath the whole video

[@nguyener14]

If you breathe air, you’re guaranteed to be a billionaire.

[@Candy0615]

@@nguyener14 All billionaires can breathe air

[@JGVlogs8]

@@davideareias7876 lmao

[@bg357wg]

Steven Nguyen it’s true because you have a billion of air in your body

[@kitt0o0]

No, I REJECT harvard.

[@popycorn300]

some sent a letter saying that they rejected harvards rejection letter

[@somanathdash8143]

@@popycorn300 really??

[@popycorn300]

Somanath Dash yes

[@applepi9816]

What a power move

[@LuckD7cky]

damn, he broke the system

[@arrow1042]

Harvard: "are you perfect?" Student: "No" Harvard: " k bye."

Just 1 sec

[@rantranger1527]

@Without Name look daddy boo Redditor Don't try to start a war here

[@Nthdegree2]

@Without Name Perfection does exist, a human hasnt gotten to that kind of state sadly

[@Juraj24]

@Without Name This comment is wrong in many ways.

[@uh-oh5324]

@@Nthdegree2 you've opened a mighty big can of worms there, I for one disagree. Perfection can't truly exist. Even if it is one day achieved the path to get there would have been riddled with imperfection, making the process of being perfect imperfect. Things would have to of started out perfect from the get go in order for it to be truly perfect.

[@omarsosa8329]

Joke's on you, Harvard. I can't afford it.

[@bblunder]

They want money as if applying and getting accepted is so easy as an international

[@rinkujain1245]

Me: Tries to hold my breath My father: What are you doing? Me: Studying to get into harvard

[@torturedpcet]

You’re doing it wrong 🤦🏼‍♀️ You’re supposed to breathe *o x y g e n*

[@KidnapT]

Underrated

[@Ashwagur]

No i breath a mix of oxegen, carbon, nitrogen, and hydrogen!

[@Rose-mo7xd]

No.... your suppose to breath water ✋🏿👁👅👁😭😭😭😭😭

[@markimbing8018]

@@Ashwagur Did you cure cancer?

[@qtaro-7097]

dead kid: *is not breathing harvard: *YOU WANT SCHOLARSHIP?*

[@GoncaloDCa]

dead kid: ... Harvard: ya don't know what to say am I right? don't worry, it happens everytime.

[@Y-all-mofos-need-Talos]

don't worry we'll call you back

[@qExAi5]

@@GoncaloDCa "Oi, answer me. I know this is too much emotion for someone like you but you get to answer at some point."

[@mrdiobrando]

I, spongebob giovanna have a dream

[@ashwinpandey5001]

* insert baka mitai *

[@ernestea6730]

*Person who is Africamerxicasian* Harvard: "Yesn't"

[@thalapathyvijaybloods6857]

Underrated😂

[@jester6321]

Bruh🤣🤣

[@tsumugiyukiwara5782]

lmao

[@thealmighty3901]

Lmaooo

[@ariesJ]

i can read that perfectly in just 1 try 😎

[@Maxfromohio2155]

If I can do all of these then I don’t need Harvard

[@sumuqh]

Before Harvard rejects me, i choose to reject Harvard. Moral victory.

[@JMHCLash]

but not a financial one.

[@thatsalotofdamage8568]

@@JMHCLash It is a financial one tbh. That school is expensive ash excluding student debt.

[@adya5961]

This victory is one of the greatest of all times

[@gilreh7777]

I reject my university!

[@rightlibertarian8355]

I had such kind of moral victories many times.

[@bisexualichigo4227]

I see Harvard follows the same expectations as my father and mother.

[@lourdessandmann3012]

Extrmely underrated comment

[@lc1777]

We may take it as joke but it's really a serious topic. They force children so much that they forget to enjoy their childhood 😭

[@nicmagtaan1132]

Especially if ur asian

[@ae_lit_o]

D o n t b r e a t h e .

[@somenamethatindicatesthati3102]

Alright son, these are my expectations for you *_DON’T BREATHE_*

[@huhhhhhh5225]

Harvard students: *We don't breathe air, we INHALE it.*

[@g.o.a.t_ee4074]

Harvard students also be like: *We don't inhale air, we simply ingest oxygen*

[@zalbert_zest]

Lets see how many subs I can receive from this comment!

[@intellectual_69]

No they siphon only the oxygen out of the air through their specialized nose filters

[@julesss9817]

LMAO good one. we ingest oxygen???

[@ux1-15]

That's one deep breath.

[@Mrs._Ukraine]

0:19 i thought universities existed to learn more about your field of study

[@anithikghosh6825]

This is sarcasm

[@_sargentocoelho_4441]

In a nutshell: Be an extremely intelligent fish

[@daram.9565]

Or just be a hard worker

[@giovanigonzalez2130]

Or be rich

[@smallsingingelephants]

Y E S

[@shaddjimenez4524]

John Fish

[@nrggvrn5576]

But did daddy fish donate a building?

[@silentxcure]

That’s why I got rejected!!!!! Cause I breathe air! Thank you, this has been stressing me out for years!

[@ShivVZG]

xD

[@AnujaAriyaratne]

so whats the cure for cancer

[@pandafish3522]

More cancer

[@smallsingingelephants]

@@pandafish3522 yea

[@cameronorr4515]

“you cant breathe air” Me who choked to death on a burger 5 months ago: “Its show time”

[@ayujtiwari]

hol' up

[@chirayu_jain]

I laughed so hard on this

[@alvaryeg]

Octane?

[@akaTandy]

*casually rises from the grave to attend Harvard classes*

[@AdriánBaquedano-gz4xu]

@SixVvs dude... no

[@Ntryzn6184]

The last one should have been "You touch grass"

[@Eunchaeldol]

But I don’t 🤷‍♀️

[@rubegoldbergproject7178]

Looks like I'm applying to McDonald's University...

[@SpookaySpctr]

rube goldberg project im applying to gaming university

[@MonikwithDaButter]

Squidward Community College

[@inferno7997]

@@MonikwithDaButter bruhh you're applying at squidward's college too?

[@MonikwithDaButter]

@@inferno7997 heck yes

[@Grassmpl]

sign me up. I want to specialize in the compact manifold geometry of the big mac patty, offer by the math department. Or alternatively I want to study the combinatorics of McNuggets. And did I mention the Algebraic variety of soft drinks? It forms an ideal for thirsty customers, constructing a quotient ring isomorphic to diabetes

[@waltuhwhite107]

Guy not breathing Doctor - he is dead Mom - no he's just a Harvard student

[@shoryadutt3934]

BAHAHHA LMAO

[@waltuhwhite107]

@@memeindustry4586 ""

[@waltuhwhite107]

""

[@waltuhwhite107]

@NinjaBoi787 ok

[@bubbletea6065]

ㅤ

[@Amielbakshi]

Can confirm as a harvard student, we don’t breathe. It takes up too much time.

[@l4293]

Exactly, you know how much time is wasted breathing?

[@paperluigi6132]

@@l4293 That's 2-3 seconds that could've gone into developing a cure-literally-all

[@joyhatake4054]

Lmao

[@alex-sh5ed]

Do y'all have a different respiratory/circulatory systems to humans?

[@jinnieshyun]

how did you have time to watch this video?

[@ThickmoidYeast]

First mistake is having ANY desire to go to Harvard in the first place.

[@PraiseBeToGodOurLord]

Why?

[@dipanwitamandal7289]

​@@PraiseBeToGodOurLord Don't mind him he's just jealous

[@PraiseBeToGodOurLord]

@@dipanwitamandal7289 My dad doesn't like Harvard too, does that mean he's jealous of other people's kids going to Harvard? He says that Harvard is only for dirty rich kids whose parents are in politics or are billionaires (he hates rich people).

[@zaxtonhong3958]

- You're Asian 1 second later - You're Indianasian Wait, that's illegal

[@robertoorrego4374]

Well it's actually 2 seconds later

[@s.k.r.y.n.x4371]

I mean that's true tho

[@rajarshibhattacharjee6744]

Brown skin v Genghis Khan. Different breed altogether

[@rajarshibhattacharjee6744]

@m00n bbx imma alien as fuck.

[@Cocxy69]

@@rajarshibhattacharjee6744 every one isn't brown in India

[@wez7279]

I read the title as: "How it only takes 30 seconds for harvard to reject you"

[@fearless-mk9rm]

wiat whaat

[@aureliaavalon]

Yeahh same. Until i saw he rushed through it within 30 seconds lol

[@violet3430]

Same

[@therealfulgens]

I mean it does tho

[@sweekrititiwari3923]

I actually read it exactly like that xD

[@MackoWackoGaming]

This is a relief. I wouldn’t even have to think about the stress of applying to Harvard now :D

[@ShivVZG]

:P

[@orxfn]

lol

[@rajeshpraghavan7629]

F

[@nicholaslindsey7087]

I would rather go to Cornell anyway if I could, cause that's where the nard dog went to college...ever heard of it?

[@maceyp.6846]

Nicholas Lindsey XD

[@matturban9103]

People shouldn't worry about getting into a college. Treat the college staff with respect,but remember you are hiring them. Ask for interviews or talks with potential teachers. Don't sweat this. If the college won't let you in just take your money elsewhere. Don't let them make you feel bad or look down on you. Without students paying their paychecks they don't have jobs.

[@sanamp5495]

*Harvard applicants are quaking

[@ShivVZG]

XD

[@sanamp5495]

@Rajitechi nope lol

[@tesscrelli783]

Can confirm, my friend goes to Harvard and she breathes Nitrogen.

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

Well since the Earth’s atmosphere is actually mostly nitrogen we do, in a way, breathe nitrogen. But our bodies only need/use the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere.

[@kairyu2914]

funne

[@abolimahurkar5027]

Is your friend a plant ?

[@ShiratoriIsOffline]

@@abolimahurkar5027 plant breathe carbon dioxide lol(sorry if I'm wrong xD)

[@petrabonnie]

@@ShiratoriIsOffline no you're not wrong xD

[@nguyener14]

Damn, guess I’m too Asian for Harvard

[@monicanguyen6734]

That’s on being a Nguyen

[@randomcat5262]

@Khanh NguyenIf I did not post this reply, this would become the Nguyen anti Harvard association

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Some people just can't _Nguyen._

[@NghiaNguyen-rw1vi]

Just too sad 😥

[@brotherhood7596]

Same here I'm a "Nguyen" too

[@VadimYegorov-x9b]

The most truly part of this video is that they really barely spend 30 seconds to view the application and reject you

[@_carrbgamingjr]

Write that down, write that down!!

[@ShivVZG]

Charles the French? ; )

[@_carrbgamingjr]

@@ShivVZG yea, you watch him also??

[@ShivVZG]

Yep! He's pretty funny xD

[@areeanachowdhury9070]

CHARLES THE FRENCH😂😂

[@VeryVarik]

@@ShivVZG also that's a meme not made by Charles the French

[@fishyfish7219]

Jokes on you, I don’t breathe air.

[@ShivVZG]

Username checks out ; )

[@blether_weather]

@@ShivVZG lmao😂

[@giselle9453]

😂

[@bluelegocrane7754]

Me neither. 😉

[@haneeya6185]

Heavy Lego Crane I- You’re not wrong-

[@PotatoPizza420]

“Daddy didn’t donate a building” 😂😂😂😂

[@salmonoven]

Shame for someone who've never seen their dad since born

[@almax4670]

Salmonella LMAO!!!

[@adelia6590]

@@salmonoven Your dad went to grab the milk?

[@salmonoven]

@@adelia6590 especially bigger ones

[@reno8494]

@@adelia6590 what does that mean ? English is my third language and I've never heard of such expression before 😅

[@fishfossils8858]

So heres a fun fact, i had a friend who actually rejected Harvard. He chose to join the Airforce with me. His exact words to the recruiting dean were “your schools a damn gimmick, I wanna do something with my life”.

[@Arjun-tn3lz]

As a guy who has been rejected thrice, I can vouch for the veracity of this video.

[@swapnamoy6134]

Fish: No worries I will not not be rejected, I breathe water.

[@prashanthi8492]

You applied for Harvard?

[@himalayan4209]

Rich people thing

[@katsuo3228]

@NIKHSANE stop with the lies. They breathe crystal meth.

[@carmen3vcr33]

👍👍

[@yurichan6557]

Me: *Breathe Air* Harvard: "Sorry, You has been Rejected" Me: *Breathe Oxygen* Harvard: _"Walcome to Harvard"_

[@kicklayoutfosse7009]

Ohhhhh, now it makes sense

[@shubaicaabdullah8428]

Do you want a scholarship son?

[@jovanhardianto7939]

Me: breath o2 Harvard: congratulations you got scholarships

[@TheDonkyGamePlay]

Oh I get it. Clever joke Because you inhaled 100% oxygen you began hallucinating

[@chrissmith1152]

you breathe 100% oxygen? *MADLAD*

[@lordgrim1798]

**The 4.6 k dislikes are by people who thought this was educational**

[@timemachine20yearsago73]

And the Harvard teachers

[@ArabianCrescent]

I thought it was just an easy video he made that was not worth the views or likes, That’s why i disliked.

[@ervellynkane9742]

@@ArabianCrescent Hmm. I wonder when your video is gonna come, since it is so easy...

[@TechnoPig10]

@@ArabianCrescent it’s not about how easy or simple the video is. It’s about the quality (which is high in this video)

[@ayna___5927]

I am your 1k like😊

[@0kayegs577]

We getting rejected with this one

[@cjthetallpoet]

I STARTED A FUNDRAISER FOR KOALAS BACK IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, HARVARD WILL HAVE TO ACCEPT MY APPLICATION!!!! 🙃

[@djdaniel4205]

But do you breathe air?

[@ender4344]

Doofs in soviet Russia

[@drfreakoman9976]

@Doofs GRASS

[@ReneeKy]

@@drfreakoman9976 bruh, do you mean 草

[@Reedboi]

Sounds like air breathing talk to me

[@mandakhbayar.m8298]

I know a guy who studies at harvard I think he breathes water or something

[@abhinaythokchom1905]

Tanjiro???

[@mohdrafique9263]

😂😂😂😂

[@meizle]

lol

[@dungcheff7470]

@@abhinaythokchom1905 weeee

[@vvedhant1280]

I gave you 1000th like

[@njjohnson1191]

sounds like someone didn't get accepted into Harvard

[@misakiizome7852]

Harvard AINT even all that. What matters isn’t where you go but what you do with your education

[@AlwaysOnForever]

Lol, strikes 1

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

Yeah, this guy’s dumb.

[@absolutezero6190]

@chi it is quite a bit of that, though. Pretty nice to be able to say you attended Harvard to study biology or something

[@mthuree8171]

@@absolutezero6190 nobody would really care. The most they’d say is “cool!” and then move on with their life

[@Skkssjjdjsjs.s]

Mad respect to the person who actually are perfect and don’t have any of these traits and did everything.

[@dan00b8]

"you're an asian" even Harvard fears overqualification sometimes

[@bboys1992]

Hahahahaha best comment ever

[@shnehaprasad974]

The best

[@shaswatkumar7237]

Yesss underrated asf

[@anyanyanyanyanyany3551]

I mean, if they didn't discriminate against Asians. probably half of Harvard would be Asian.

[@drpootis866]

R a s c i s m

[@soull6714]

Me having the slightest thought about Harvard Harvard: don’t even think about it you already rejected

[@jenmafra4197]

so trueee lol

[@samkim872]

I mean you miss a 100% of the shots you dont take

[@Benjamin-1776]

@@samkim872, go try everything then

[@samkim872]

@@Benjamin-1776 that wasnt the point :/

[@Benjamin-1776]

@@samkim872, some things are best left untouched

[@sheena5006]

me: *not even thinking to applying for harvard* harvard: rejected, rejected, you just got ✨rEjEcTeD✨

[@holyshizzle1672]

Cringe

[@holyshizzle1672]

@Aurora Nightingale If you wanna talk about my profile don't do it while you have some cringe anime weeb one

[@axelblaze6811]

✨yes I know✨

[@dibyendusekharghosh2840]

Lol I don't even thinking to study in harvard and this video pop and I feel the pain in rejection 😂😂

[@abbyrose6660]

is the rejected part from zoey 101 sksksksk

[@alnajla-fe1lp]

me: *stops breathing* doctor: "shes dead" harvard: "All i see is a harvard student"

[@Utkarsh2702]

"you breathe air" asthmatics: "this is my chance!"

[@user-dl3vn8ze9n]

XD Oh i cant breath anymore thanks to this joke, coincidence

[@yktv_frxsted]

Also eminem: yes

[@SilveryBlue1010]

😂😂😂

[@user-gk6vr6ti4e]

Damn my asthma rose again after seeing this-

[@Utkarsh2702]

@@muhammadridho7680 asthmatics have trouble breathing

[@brodynicolaisen2304]

Somewhere right now there's an alien that fits all these qualities.

[@friedlemons5201]

And he still gets rejected

[@raafatfahim4167]

Yes what about fish

[@talhaahmad3006]

Elon Musk he he he Just kidding, I respect that man

[@nigarallahveranli6767]

If I have all these qualifications , then I don’t even need Harvard

[@pradipchaterjee9576]

Bro I'm an Indian wants to be a doctor anyways What should I do There's a college in india for which around 16 lakhs aspirant prepares and Only top 50 among them make it to the college The college is pretty well ranked (internationally) among top 1 percent but is totally free studying training, living, eating.... Offer both UG/pg courses And free electives to Harvard or JHU or other top universities 😁😁 Within every 2-3 months we get total freedom working at Harvard labs. Free of cost 😂😂 And also have fellowship and pg training to Harvard or JHU itself Or prepare for harvard which I heard provides free education to economically weak families like me But still as I belong to poverty stricken family it would cost a lot living in USA 😭 😭 But getting into the university is pain in ass 😭😭 what should I do Or just end up in pretty average college that too with negligible price Keeping in mind worst college produce best doctors (skil dependent) What should I do I'm in huge trouble please just suggest me as my sibling 😉

[@ronidutta]

@@pradipchaterjee9576 do what's best for you 👍

[@pradipchaterjee9576]

@@ronidutta that's what I asked Plese suggest me sis/bro

[@kumarsaurav5874]

@@pradipchaterjee9576 instead of reading ur comment I choose death

[@pushinp1011]

@@pradipchaterjee9576 bro you need to ask in quora or some forum ,asking people in youtube doesnt really help ,sorry my english is bad

[@NBAI823]

Fun fact Harvard spears around 308,582~ rejecting people annually

[@superhyperyoshi]

My friend got into Harvard and he's, Asian, White, and Indianasian, captain of a sports team, we won an international science fair, started out own internet company AND he's a math prodigy. Pretty spot on lmao.

[@srushtikhanolkar9725]

@Hazel S Then why are you caring to reply this nobody cares comment???

[@Rocketshoes]

@Hazel S sounds like you're jealous lol this guys friend has a great life ahead of him

[@BeHappy-to7yc]

My sister was hispanic, musci prodigy and first chair violin and head of her orchestra, 1600 SAT, GPA 4.8 something, Saluditorian of her school, internship from NIT, speaks three languages, and every award, extracurricular, and volunteer work under her belt. Problem was we're poor, she ended up getting in by the scrape of her teeth. This is entirely accurate. Worst thing about it, she graduated Harvard a wreck and way worse off then when she got in.

[@gokusamm]

@@Rocketshoes you're acting as if everyone on the internet never lies.

[@Rocketshoes]

@@gokusamm hey it's great to hear someone succeeding in life you don't know if it's a lie or not

[@shadowfighter3100]

Havard: Do you even breathe? Dead people: No Harvard: Welcome

[@shadowfighter3100]

@@DrWhoaNumberOne sure

[@shadowfighter3100]

I just figured out I’m your 100th subscriber :)

[@mouseinthehouse_]

Dead people can vote and go to Harvard? What a life

[@Kingshiloh-fo2qc]

@@mouseinthehouse_ lol

[@Kingshiloh-fo2qc]

This is Bridget btw

[@devasri_das]

Why I feel respectful towards the candidates rejected by Harvard? You guys are so genius that you qualified to fill up the Harvard forms

[@alexysam7169]

There are no qualifications to apply tho

[@davikatsumashinom740]

@@alexysam7169 there is, it takes guts to do it

[@flippinkatbug]

@@alexysam7169 it costs money to apply to colleges so usually someone wouldn't even try to apply for Harvard if they don't have a chance of getting in.

[@kobemorand2313]

@@alexysam7169 yes but only people who think they could make the cut would apply

[@alexysam7169]

You guys actually made some pretty good points lol, but when I was applying to college I knew quit a few people that applied to Harvard as a joke, that’s why I said it, but most applicants I’m guessing have to be for real. It definitely take guts to apply and there is a fee but people with low income can get fee waivers and there are many ways to get away with getting a refund through other programs if you know how to look, even if you don’t qualify for a waver- that’s what I did 💪!

[@yatinexile7144]

I always thought Harvard decides who to reject by throwing darts.

[@entropicdemise]

Harvard: I reject you Me, an intellectual: *I reject your rejection*

[@maymunajannat2604]

Big brain!!!!!! 🧠

[@KQJ_Diya007]

Lmao

[@leejongsuk4779]

Also, Luffy, in a nutshell.

[@overdebted8734]

@@maymunajannat2604 how the fuck is that smart

[@swishcheese6001]

Harvard: I...uh wait... you can't do that

[@ismaeelyasir4883]

This isn’t the video we asked for, but it’s the video we needed.

[@jingles104e6]

666 likes

[@SaveUsY2A]

Baby: *is born * Harvard: Rejected

[@jenmafra4197]

I’m laughing SO HARD at this

[@Felony10]

Underrated

[@gameformation2100]

Baby: whoops, time to go back in the womb...

[@skandpathak821]

@@gameformation2100 he can always try for Columbia !

[@harshildureja7953]

yes

[@quantumyitian]

1960: go to university to write research papers 2024: write research papers to go to university

[@bartallen6849]

"and lastly, you have to breathe air" Zuckerberg: **happy non-living being noises**

[@hampeppero]

That's offensive ! He's a reptilian humanoid.

[@glitchboi3537]

Cyborg lol

[@shekeler]

whats funny is that he went to harvard and made the first versions of facebook there... i remember because i did a biography on him 3-4 years ago

[@GoldenUnlimited]

@@shekeler yeah same! xD

[@mitsuri6414]

and im asian, i guess i cant go- :_)

[@smolsmile5254]

As a Harvard student: People out here are actually breathing air? I thought it was a joke...

[@palomamosquera4991]

LMAOO

[@dishasaini3747]

Haha

[@dishasaini3747]

I love your About - I'm suicidal but I'm also a procrastinator so eh it kinda works out. It made my day.

[@Gauntlet_]

@R P like u?

[@Gauntlet_]

@R P idk y u tryna roast urself

[@alphabet9182]

Harvard: Welcome to the Exam! Me: *takes a breath* *Harvard left the group*.

[@amirking5452]

Alphabet has left (system: vote kick)

[@akihikosakurai4013]

How to get into Harvard: Step 1: be black Step 2: write an essay about living in the hood

[@snipecc8318]

Haha jokes on you, I live in China and we breath carbon dioxide

[@federalcasemaker]

China is in Asia

[@-sand-1617]

@@federalcasemaker yes t think everyone knows that

[@alexbarrera1392]

The fact that it’s pretty true considering the air pollution 😭 💀

[@lifeisworthlivingsoliveano463]

Well I live in India so we basically breathe lung cancer

[@v3ngence138]

I can confirm this

[@vkdbro07]

Student *is rich* Harvard: "What can I say except you're welcome, YOU'RE WELCOME!"

[@elinasingh6967]

Really loved this line

[@pakarkgaming9979]

Rich rules

[@kyleterry5190]

They can smell a 40k USD tuition fee-paying student from a mile away

[@usemymemefornoreason3215]

More like, “your *money* is welcome"

[@gilbertbarthomelew9059]

Hilarious because it's true

[@brunarlex3909]

1970: Go to university to cure cancer 2020: Cure cancer to go to university 2045: Cure university to go to cancer

[@Tokmurok]

Cure go to cancer university.

[@Tokmurok]

Cancer to university go to

[@Tokmurok]

Cancer to cure go

[@Tokmurok]

Cancer

[@Tokmurok]

Can

[@Nu5ret]

Then: I will get into a college to become a lawyer Now: I must become a lawyer to get into a college

[@Gigachad101-i8g]

Oxford: "We don't accept student who breathes" That 0.1% anaerobes in the hand (Hehe boi)

[@KalaiArasan_The_Doctor]

I never knew Kim Jong was interested in microbiology..😂

[@matangi.justsing2323]

Intelligent comment 😎😁😁

[@averagecodm3866]

@@matangi.justsing2323 yes.

[@varshithhh]

Release the North Koreans Plzzz😭😭

[@suanzalal]

Only if anaerobic could speak 10 languages

[@TysonNitro]

Imagine finally getting into Harvard after curing cancer, starting a business, donating a building, learning to live without breathing, getting good grades in everything, starting a non profit organisation, captain of a sports team, winning the international science Olympiad, having an internship at Google, being a maths and musical prodigy and speaking 10 different languages. Then doing hair and beauty.

[@ackermanlia3312]

I love this comment

[@TysonNitro]

@@ackermanlia3312 Thanks

[@ackermanlia3312]

@@TysonNitro anytime mate

[@cwbader]

Hahaha is hair and beauty really a subject?

[@kidn00b1]

Cosmetology is a real thing, yes. Though Idk if Harvard offers that. You can probably verify it through their website.

[@darkarrow6334]

"You breathe air" asthma people: WOOOO YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

[@jenmafra4197]

lmaooo

[@ees3155]

💀

[@abdullahsiddiqui7168]

GreaseBall

[@ttith1602]

@@ees3155 lmao casual u dont get it?

[@BRYANLEECABATAY]

Oh yeah like what does asthmatic peeps breath for living? Carbon dioxide?

[@AdityaRai-r9v]

As an IITian I can confirm that we don’t shit, it takes up too much time.

[@mouses_HK]

I sent this to harvard for a joke. they confirmed that this video is true

[@dar__873]

Lmao 😂 They admit aliens for sure. No wonder Harvard is in USA 😂😂😂😂

[@mathurmohit8896]

Joke on you son

[@pastedino6670]

Wait my mom went to harvard so does that mean-

[@amulyaganti6416]

My dad went to harvard. My uncle went to harvard. My brother is in harvard. Hmm...

[@lesserafimchangedmylife]

Amulya Ganti u got a legacy alcjsodps

[@Miles_Moraless]

Applicants: **Breathes** Harvard: *So you have chosen failure...*

[@haseenabadshah5381]

420 likes lmao

[@melatonin1371]

Harvard: "I see, I think you belong over there" **points** Me: "Weenie Hut jr?"

[@rizalanditama4709]

"Its O²" Harvard : "You're accepted "

[@CheetSheatOverlode]

Dear Harvard Admissions: Thank you for your interest in giving me a Harvard rejection letter. I know the courage it must take to send me a rejection letter. However, due to the unusual amount of rejection letters I've received this year, I have decided not to accept your rejection letter. Note that this is not a negative evaluation of your rejection letter, but instead a positive evaluation of my own unique criteria. I'll see you on campus this coming fall, Cheet

[@Lotsothestrawberrybear]

OMG dude you’re hi-larious! 😂 Imagine if Harvard Admissions ended up accepting you if you actually declined their rejection letter 😂

[@cryptical1210]

@@Lotsothestrawberrybear maybe that’s the secret way to get into Harvard 🤭

[@ericsasu910]

You're a LEGEND

[@Eowitch]

Harvard: wonderful play. Accepted*

[@ShlokVZG]

LOL 😂

[@Buzter68]

I thought this was legit for a second until i saw "you didn't cure cancer"

[@Waishwhw72i19sjx7]

I got accepted right away, but the weird part is I didn't even apply. I was about to graduate high school with a 2.3gpa and a 80% attendance record when they sent me a letter begging me to go there. I didn't even do anything. My Dad just donated a building to them and they invited me. I recommend to try that out next time and maybe you'll have a better shot.

[@mikemalman813]

Forreal. I don't get why everyone doesn't give that a shot

[@angelinasankar632]

yes! my dad just donated that dormitory and the same thing happened to me! i wonder why 🤔

[@obitoooooooo]

@@angelinasankar632 🤣🤣🤣

[@LeventK]

Is this irony or real?

[@Waishwhw72i19sjx7]

It's real. Why are people laughing?

[@doodle-face9016]

Forget Harvard, I'm going to Squidward Community College

[@irregular_breadstick]

Yes

[@anashasan6415]

That's the spirit

[@jacobsmith7094]

Then I suggest learning how to breath water

[@lunahetfield]

Squidward Community College is better than shitty Harvard

[@frogs4335]

they have cool bathrooms

[@eeryah9354]

At this point, I don't wanna be a harvard student. *I just want to cure cancer*

[@zidrasworld]

SCREAMING

[@phxtograph_r]

I want to cure Harvard

[@queenblister7845]

@@phxtograph_r we must cure this world from Harvard

[@genemambo5747]

That's amazing!

[@Itsabhayx]

Curing cancer is one of the things you need to do to get into Harvard

[@manvikandhol4573]

As a person who doesn't breathe air i see it a complete win.

[@karamellfunnyla]

Before I clicked play, I had thought "I think this would be a funny video." And I am not disappointed 😁

[@binashah3106]

well i thought it was a serious video and i am disappointed

[@abhirazverma7276]

@@binashah3106 lol

[@eclipses1003]

I thought it would be a serious video yet I’m still not disappointed I was only going to prove it boring and quit watching But I made it thru and it’s funny and I’m happy Win win scenario lol 😆

[@JasperSteve]

It's not funny. It's essentially the truth.

[@abhirazverma7276]

@@JasperSteve no its universal lie lmao

[@ritwikaaa]

me clicking the button thinking that the video could be informative and useful for future prep: 👁👄👁

[@agoogleuser4066]

Lmao all the best! ☘️💕✌🏻

[@arpadrideg9864]

It is tho

[@prb5429]

Just don't breathe air and you should be good!

[@sorejohhnyyt2865]

You got to breathe oxygen

[@sauviel6296]

@@sorejohhnyyt2865 nah you have to breath toxic gas

[@KYT13]

I genuinely thought this would give me an answer when clicking on this

[@brenaddadedadette9442]

So my dad is like one of those legit smart peeps and be got into evey school he applied to which was mostly the ivy leagues. He ended up choosing yale instead of Harvard and Harvard sent him like a full on 30 page thing asking why he didnt pick them so just know that harvard too fears rejection

[@samtexsemtex6998]

Lmaoo. Also good for ur dad

[@sohini9990]

Aw lol

[@Thisissilly222]

@@azul7588 you go to Harvard but can’t spell which* correctly lmaoo 😭

[@azul7588]

@@Thisissilly222 omg sorry lol I was on a hurry

[@shinonnaman5529]

@@azul7588 *in. bruh you pay 50grand a year for school and still don't know grammar? 🤔

[@ARealFakePerson]

OOOOOOHHHHH!!! That’s why I got rejected. I speak 11 different languages.

[@VMrevelations]

Lmao

[@hifsajamilumar6037]

I speak only 8 lenguages :(

[@Oof_2nd]

I only know 4 :'(

[@thankyou999]

No way! You are fake.

[@StormyBoi6]

@@thankyou999 something called a jokeeeee!!!

[@sudhaverma6201]

“You’re Asian” Guys Harvard is scared of us 😌💅🏻

[@isda3314]

Ikr 😪

[@ishanshaw2085]

Didn't u read above in the comments "Even Harvard fears Overqualification"

[@coolfire4120]

Harvard 2.0: this is easy like cake seeing there tears of saying all of that if them being the best

[@zee5780]

Then they accept the first woman who got into Harvard who is Filipino

[@pebbleinthecorner]

@@zee5780 hol' up seriously

[@SxnnyNevaeh]

“Sorry, we can’t accept you in Harvard. You didn’t go to the moon in the 2.5 seconds that you were born,”

[@valerie2509]

Teachers: ‘what do u wanna be when u grow up?’ Me: ‘a fish’ Teacher: ‘why?’ Me: ‘so I can get into Harvard’

[@VAWAV]

But technically fishes breaths air🙁

[@timecreator0880]

@Owen Ni They were brathing water. Why? Because fish has lung to filter oxygen from water. Then they breathe. So WOLF YT is right. Go study dumbass

[@introvertion6460]

@Owen Ni oh ok so I gi Guess i will delete that comment

[@kazezeze]

Uhhh...sorry to burst your bubble but fish also breathe air, they just breathe the air in the water and through gills. You should become a plant and live in a place that doesn’t have winter cuz plants breathe carbon dioxide unless it’s winter. Then they do cellular respiration. Lol going to Harvard is too hard, we can’t be human if we wanna go.

[@bihornellatakam1785]

@@kazezeze yh👍

[@whatatawaht]

*”Daddy didn’t donate a building”* so theoretically London Tipton: *oh yeah i’m a harvard graduate!*

[@kuan-1009]

zack and cody suite life reference

[@delsinrowe2014]

Yay her! *clapping noises*

[@lianyu3854]

Fun fact Brenda Song (who plays London) got accepted to Harvard right before being offered the job the play London

[@souminighosh5647]

@@lianyu3854 Yeahh i knew i heard it somewhere .....

[@Hehrhehehee]

London tipton is based of paris hilton

[@bucca2]

I thought this would be one of those barely helpful “how to get into Harvard!!!” guides but it was better

[@blackrazor0774]

That's why you 666 likes?

[@nikodem770]

Ye

[@ASecretWriter]

“If you breathe air” Give me a moment to magically grow gills, please.

[@DeepLife]

Nobody needs Harvard to be successful

[@absolutezero6190]

Harvard needs people to be successful, though.

[@porovis]

Well this was a joke only and going to Harvard is a big opportunity

[@rakeshdhadvi4938]

Not everybody need*

[@rakeshdhadvi4938]

By the way it is "nobody needs "😐

[@buskyjojoba1002]

Person named nobody : 👁️👄👁️

[@rainégyal]

Harvard: Whats your favorite drink? Me: Water Harvard: Sorry, Youre rejected. ------------------------------------------------------ Harvard: Whats your favourite drink? Me: H2O Harvard: Your next class begins in 30 min.

[@catenjoyer76]

hhģýyyñuññup

[@everywhere3301]

H squared O? 😂😂

[@withinyourgalaxy553]

Lmaoooo

[@jasonstarrising]

No you got rejected again because you squared the H

[@re57k]

hmm what if I drink H³0

[@youtoawesome4153]

*_in America Harvard rejects YOU_* *_in soviet Russia WE REJECT HARVARD_*

[@Rodycide]

*we reject Harvard

[@youtoawesome4153]

Patrick misunderstood the internet thanks

[@Rodycide]

@@youtoawesome4153 no problem comrade 😤💪

[@youtoawesome4153]

Patrick misunderstood the internet thanks comrade 😁😁😁😁😁

[@parthmhatre9e66]

Why I don't know the refrence

[@NanobanaKinako]

Harvard took perfectionist way too extreme.