Roasting Every Career in 60 Seconds

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ShivVZG

ShivVZG

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@ShivVZG
@ShivVZG 4 жыл бұрын
Every career kinda sucks but being a student is the worst one ; )
@WeMVP715
@WeMVP715 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@wencepineda7350
@wencepineda7350 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@kachigga_
@kachigga_ 4 жыл бұрын
Edit: Third
@DrAngelKins
@DrAngelKins 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@imrightyourewrongshutup1096
@imrightyourewrongshutup1096 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@naomimueller9912
@naomimueller9912 4 жыл бұрын
Historian: having an creepy addiction finding out about dead people's lives.
@silkyxcore5497
@silkyxcore5497 4 жыл бұрын
Nosy therapists-
@filipfajny8922
@filipfajny8922 4 жыл бұрын
yeah that's partially why i plan to be a historian
@크라이슷스파이스
@크라이슷스파이스 4 жыл бұрын
Historian: Assuming everyone were rOoMaTeS and cLoSe fRiEnDs.
@happytheducky
@happytheducky 4 жыл бұрын
did you know that George Washington had to ban snacking in cabinet meetings because Thomas Jefferson would eat macaroni and cheese throughout the whole meeting?
@brijeshsamal7035
@brijeshsamal7035 4 жыл бұрын
Change that to Necrophiliacs
@arushisehara
@arushisehara 4 жыл бұрын
Banker: creepy person who secretly judges how broke you are.
@TrelliessRose
@TrelliessRose 4 жыл бұрын
Financial Representative: An insurance agent who can also sell other securities products that separate hard workers from their money and pays most of it back when customers get injured, sick, or die.
@moonchild8477
@moonchild8477 3 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@alexandraguardian9840
@alexandraguardian9840 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@moonseaeeveelutionsdance8863
@moonseaeeveelutionsdance8863 2 жыл бұрын
Aand i cant look at this without remebering the *3 thousand* silent people who agree
@luqmaanjama4052
@luqmaanjama4052 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not fair if ur the first person to reply to a popular comment and u will get so much likes even if it’s do random
@lucabalsasalsa
@lucabalsasalsa 3 жыл бұрын
Animator: -Congratulations! You just spent 6 days finishing one frame that will be unnoticed!
@pianoforte5964
@pianoforte5964 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@animantis
@animantis 2 жыл бұрын
so true
@YourLocalAnonAccount
@YourLocalAnonAccount 2 жыл бұрын
t-this is bone-hurtingly true-
@armytbchaine6515
@armytbchaine6515 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulation ! You made a pretty drawing that will contribute to noone in society
@voidseesall
@voidseesall 2 жыл бұрын
Now all you gotta do to complete one minute of the show is to repeat the process, and cry every night that you can't imprint what's in your brain on the screen immediately!
@rkrh
@rkrh 4 жыл бұрын
this guy took the “imma end this mans whole career” meme to a whole other level
@DiazPolloLOL
@DiazPolloLOL 4 жыл бұрын
𝓢𝓸 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮
@okalright881
@okalright881 4 жыл бұрын
It's more like "imma end every mans whole career"
@pomegranate10017
@pomegranate10017 4 жыл бұрын
wake up, you're famous
@rkrh
@rkrh 4 жыл бұрын
... I’m top comment ? wha-
@kalyani4118
@kalyani4118 4 жыл бұрын
The 1k like
@misfitskarma9383
@misfitskarma9383 4 жыл бұрын
Astronauts: People who are so sick of the world that they'd rather be on the moon.
@selfryed
@selfryed 4 жыл бұрын
LOL WOW SUCH A CREATIVE AND UNDERRATED COMMENT LOLL
@rose-mg1ws
@rose-mg1ws 4 жыл бұрын
You spit facts rule
@Hubbabubba465
@Hubbabubba465 3 жыл бұрын
LOL love it! Should be in the videoXD
@xd-ff6pu
@xd-ff6pu 3 жыл бұрын
That would be me
@Idontwantanybodytoknowmyname
@Idontwantanybodytoknowmyname 3 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah that’s me. Because I’m gonna be an astronaut when I grow up. Lol.
@gunjangoyal9176
@gunjangoyal9176 3 жыл бұрын
Comedian: a job where other people's life is a joke Engineers: a job where your own life is a joke
@avishii__________
@avishii__________ 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@user-eo1vk
@user-eo1vk 2 жыл бұрын
That's probably Indian engineers Becoz many Indian engineers are jobless
@brandenbui4314
@brandenbui4314 2 жыл бұрын
Explain engineering part
@lilisfave5898
@lilisfave5898 2 жыл бұрын
Do you even know what an engineer does?
@MSN539
@MSN539 2 жыл бұрын
@@brandenbui4314 he doesn’t mean literally everyone loves to slander engineering students
@just_j0ey
@just_j0ey 4 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Getting paid to say ‘how does that make you feel’ and nod your head while your patients pour out depressing life stories
@gigibyte_
@gigibyte_ 4 жыл бұрын
thats what i want to be😂
@azielray7136
@azielray7136 3 жыл бұрын
Same, but it makes a difference in those people’s lives
@tallybone
@tallybone 3 жыл бұрын
Like mine!
@takamikeigo7985
@takamikeigo7985 3 жыл бұрын
Wait whats the difference between psychiatrist and therapist?
@thyagiweerakkody9879
@thyagiweerakkody9879 3 жыл бұрын
@@takamikeigo7985 a psychiatrist can prescribe medicine but a therapist can’t
@krithikkumar959
@krithikkumar959 4 жыл бұрын
Engineer : job which involves inventing advanced technologies that will ultimately end up taking their own job.
@salmaabdelfadil6316
@salmaabdelfadil6316 4 жыл бұрын
Robotic engineers: *nervous sweating*
@aeiara
@aeiara 3 жыл бұрын
Takes dig your own grave to a whole new level
@shreeyashmishra2120
@shreeyashmishra2120 3 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves thousands of likes😂❤️❤️❤️
@iiCounted2134
@iiCounted2134 3 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@ХристоМартунковграфЛозенски
@ХристоМартунковграфЛозенски 3 жыл бұрын
No, I have a better one: Engineer: job which probably mostly involves creating and fixing air conditioners, vacuum cleaners and the like but whose practicioners boast on KZbin how great it is. :P
@imlearningimlearning441
@imlearningimlearning441 3 жыл бұрын
Engineers: roasting is not needed, you’re yourself a good roast.
@steezydeeznuts
@steezydeeznuts 2 жыл бұрын
????
@christophbethe7871
@christophbethe7871 Жыл бұрын
Yep crispy as a burnt toast
@benbovard9579
@benbovard9579 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he didn't actually roast farmers, cause...y'know...they feed everyone...
@scalexity
@scalexity 3 жыл бұрын
The real parents of humanity
@yournemesis8232
@yournemesis8232 3 жыл бұрын
Thats what heroes do
@messwithcolours6149
@messwithcolours6149 3 жыл бұрын
1:04
@spoopy8514
@spoopy8514 3 жыл бұрын
Not all heroes wear capes
@jacobfaulk9180
@jacobfaulk9180 3 жыл бұрын
It's not much, but it's honest work
@darthbadass9771
@darthbadass9771 3 жыл бұрын
Engineer: Someone who constantly stresses over small technical details that no one else cares about because if that person makes a slight miscalculation a bunch of people die.
@SN-vn6wb
@SN-vn6wb 3 жыл бұрын
Is it a perfectionist's dream job or worst nightmare? 😂
@yournemesis8232
@yournemesis8232 3 жыл бұрын
@@SN-vn6wb scary either ways
@arnavreddy
@arnavreddy 3 жыл бұрын
I think u forgot the you get paid a six figure income to design stuff that will anyways be dismissed as useless and impractical lol
@DeadKingKnight
@DeadKingKnight 3 жыл бұрын
@@arnavreddy My country doesn’t allow any engineer to design anything in the first 10 years 😐😐
@singedwaffles
@singedwaffles 3 жыл бұрын
@@DeadKingKnight how the fuck are they able to design anything after 10 years if they havnt designed anything in 10 years...
@traine4126
@traine4126 3 жыл бұрын
Engineer: Suffering through some of the hardest courses to land a job that doesn't use practically anything you learned in school
@firebeardlongfellow5295
@firebeardlongfellow5295 2 жыл бұрын
GOOD GOD MAN I HATE THIS BEING SO TRUE 😭
@speedan
@speedan 2 жыл бұрын
Spot on!
@jackyoung318
@jackyoung318 4 жыл бұрын
Filmmaker: too afraid to actually be in front of the camera, but you’re a control freak
@JustHereNow-o7n
@JustHereNow-o7n Ай бұрын
LMAO!! 🤣🤣🤣
@eleanor6105
@eleanor6105 4 жыл бұрын
Dang, soon hes gonna roast every person
@Idkwhattoputlmaoejjdjsdn
@Idkwhattoputlmaoejjdjsdn 4 жыл бұрын
He already did
@eleanor6105
@eleanor6105 4 жыл бұрын
@@Idkwhattoputlmaoejjdjsdn Every single person?
@Idkwhattoputlmaoejjdjsdn
@Idkwhattoputlmaoejjdjsdn 4 жыл бұрын
@@eleanor6105 Yep
@plxsh404
@plxsh404 4 жыл бұрын
But this is a BBQ party..
@eleanor6105
@eleanor6105 4 жыл бұрын
@@plxsh404 OH NO-
@snowymate1593
@snowymate1593 3 жыл бұрын
Singer: A job for people who love stretching their intonations Rapper: A job where people spit words as fast as they can
@M1551NGN0
@M1551NGN0 Жыл бұрын
Exactly on point 🤣
@misfitskarma9383
@misfitskarma9383 4 жыл бұрын
Surgeon: Psychopaths who likes cutting people open. Surgeons: Yesn't
@sarikatitus1082
@sarikatitus1082 4 жыл бұрын
Misfits Karma 😂
@n_contreras8649
@n_contreras8649 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@rirhassan6355
@rirhassan6355 3 жыл бұрын
yummy yummy
@dancinglizard3080
@dancinglizard3080 3 жыл бұрын
no'yes
@dancinglizard3080
@dancinglizard3080 3 жыл бұрын
@@simi8202 itiz what itiz 🌚
@nathanvarghese4148
@nathanvarghese4148 4 жыл бұрын
Engineers: "I have survived...for the day" Wow 1.7k of you guys liked that's a big number
@avidagamegerl1081
@avidagamegerl1081 4 жыл бұрын
They think they’re up for a cool job until they start having to design boring apartments.
@yb1606
@yb1606 4 жыл бұрын
Astronomers : Me too lets build a shelter and search for the others who aren't burnt Ill check space and you look too, then we will check land.
@mukuroikusaba7695
@mukuroikusaba7695 4 жыл бұрын
Pilots: we will seek refuge in a foreign country, where we will look for other survivors
@VanessaJimen3z
@VanessaJimen3z 4 жыл бұрын
Haha yes!
@evanssamuelbiju4315
@evanssamuelbiju4315 4 жыл бұрын
You, a malayali?
@tortols1548
@tortols1548 3 жыл бұрын
“Therapist: The perfect job for nosy people to love listening to other peoples drama” Me: where do I sign-
@yingyangrelease9376
@yingyangrelease9376 3 жыл бұрын
Archeologists: People who steal artefacts and desecrate graves for a living
@randompheidoleminor3011
@randompheidoleminor3011 3 жыл бұрын
Aren't those called grave robbers
@ayesha-mf2ko
@ayesha-mf2ko 3 жыл бұрын
@@randompheidoleminor3011 grave robbers but in a professional way
@TheTomahawkCatcher
@TheTomahawkCatcher 3 жыл бұрын
@@randompheidoleminor3011 I prefer the term Tomb Raider.
@ayesha-mf2ko
@ayesha-mf2ko 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheTomahawkCatcher I see what you did there
@asees5866
@asees5866 3 жыл бұрын
Paleontologists: People who study every prehistoric creature but whenever they tell someone what they do, always get called a dinosaur nerd.
@johnjohnfofohniam
@johnjohnfofohniam 4 жыл бұрын
KZbinr: A person who abuses thumbnails to get ten dollars a month
@tallybone
@tallybone 3 жыл бұрын
If their monetized and even then it takes forever to be monetized
@ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293
@ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh I earn good money from KZbin (this is my alt account)
@룬-v5g
@룬-v5g 3 жыл бұрын
@@ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293 im gay
@stardust_sonic
@stardust_sonic 3 жыл бұрын
*abuses thumbnails while looking like poggers on it
@agent2608
@agent2608 3 жыл бұрын
@@ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293 ok, what's ur main
@aarushinand7658
@aarushinand7658 3 жыл бұрын
Researcher: scientist but less fancy Or Researcher: a person who goes through everyone else's work, compiles them and calls it their own
@M1551NGN0
@M1551NGN0 Жыл бұрын
LOL WHAT
@sandeesunshine2059
@sandeesunshine2059 4 жыл бұрын
Voice actor: Someone who gets paid to scream into microphones
@Stefani250
@Stefani250 4 жыл бұрын
DATTEBAYO!
@wlviice09
@wlviice09 3 жыл бұрын
SASUKE
@lilveltheplayer2164
@lilveltheplayer2164 3 жыл бұрын
DBZ in a nutshell
@robinwangai3303
@robinwangai3303 2 ай бұрын
Voice actor: Same thing as acting, but with microphones
@lakgirllivtree1701
@lakgirllivtree1701 4 жыл бұрын
Title: “Roasting every career in 60 seconds” Video length: am I a joke to you?
@ShivVZG
@ShivVZG 4 жыл бұрын
:P
@Samuel-df2tq
@Samuel-df2tq 4 жыл бұрын
@@dumbchannel1430 can barely understand what he is saying with a normal speed already
@kostaskoukos3932
@kostaskoukos3932 4 жыл бұрын
@@dumbchannel1430 BiG bRaIn
@alex2005z
@alex2005z 4 жыл бұрын
@@dumbchannel1430 Im gonna try to understand it Edit: I can understand it at 2x speed
@alex2005z
@alex2005z 4 жыл бұрын
@@Samuel-df2tq get owned. I play his videos on 2x speed
@annikaericksen3938
@annikaericksen3938 3 жыл бұрын
I just wanna say... the one about farmers wasnt actually a roast, more of a complement... Thank you for recognizing us :)
@jeannebye8153
@jeannebye8153 2 жыл бұрын
Me always got a high respect for soldiers and farmers
@CanidateManFryingPan
@CanidateManFryingPan 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for providing your local communities (and possibly other places) with produce along with other goods/services :)
@kriptionite8412
@kriptionite8412 8 ай бұрын
Thank you for providing us with food and the-like 🙏
@taherayeasmin1778
@taherayeasmin1778 6 ай бұрын
Farmers are the only people who actually do work that is needed.
@trafalgar7362
@trafalgar7362 4 жыл бұрын
"prescribe antibiotics" dude you just described like 90% of the medical appointments I had as a kid xD
@dragonluvsdeidara8077
@dragonluvsdeidara8077 4 жыл бұрын
what was the other 10%
@eshaanbidarakoppa5738
@eshaanbidarakoppa5738 4 жыл бұрын
@@dragonluvsdeidara8077 shots and maybe an operation/ getting a cast ig
@dragonluvsdeidara8077
@dragonluvsdeidara8077 4 жыл бұрын
@@eshaanbidarakoppa5738 probably
@vitaliiyakovlev2264
@vitaliiyakovlev2264 4 жыл бұрын
Well it’s probably because you haven’t had serious health issues. Some doctors treat cancer, some look in you stomach. They don’t _just_ prescribe antibiotics
@scaramocha
@scaramocha 4 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that he complemented farmers.
@fatpotato3670
@fatpotato3670 3 жыл бұрын
He's right though
@w1z4rd9
@w1z4rd9 3 жыл бұрын
I mean he ain’t wrong.
@juliusnepos6013
@juliusnepos6013 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@rishavsaha480
@rishavsaha480 3 жыл бұрын
Wish our govt did the same
@srijanupadhyay3132
@srijanupadhyay3132 3 жыл бұрын
@@rishavsaha480 farmers are brainless
@gamerparker123
@gamerparker123 2 жыл бұрын
Factory/Office Worker: You went into the exact field school was training you for.
@Discobobulated
@Discobobulated 4 жыл бұрын
And you forgot Musician: The only job where you'll end up being even more broke than an artist
@chinerakorame7774
@chinerakorame7774 4 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOL
@monjishbhattacharyya3795
@monjishbhattacharyya3795 4 жыл бұрын
And possibly depressed
@hulisesavila6350
@hulisesavila6350 4 жыл бұрын
Me trying to be a musician 👁👄👁
@abreeze579
@abreeze579 4 жыл бұрын
@@hulisesavila6350 well. me trying to be an artist
@shpaghettishpaghetti6219
@shpaghettishpaghetti6219 4 жыл бұрын
I only do Art because it's care-free and we don't get homework.
@turtledog5050
@turtledog5050 2 жыл бұрын
Engineer: You get a lot of money but your mental health and sleep schedule cease to exist
@rianpuri1825
@rianpuri1825 3 жыл бұрын
As a robber this has opened my eyes. Maybe I should buy health insurance.
@astolat2262
@astolat2262 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@DJV3RSA
@DJV3RSA 3 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@hehehe8516
@hehehe8516 3 жыл бұрын
*very* underrated comment
@jigglypuff704
@jigglypuff704 3 жыл бұрын
What do you steal? Hearts?
@scalexity
@scalexity 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@artemtsarevskiy2785
@artemtsarevskiy2785 3 жыл бұрын
Musician: Kinda like an artist, but has a higher chance of depression and drug abuse.
@artemtsarevskiy2785
@artemtsarevskiy2785 3 жыл бұрын
@L3gendary #stanevil I make music too uh oh a self burn :(
@micha.mocha_
@micha.mocha_ 3 жыл бұрын
I mean your not wrong but it’s not always the case
@sandpiper_
@sandpiper_ 3 жыл бұрын
that's not necessarily incorrect
@pennymcsquee5584
@pennymcsquee5584 3 жыл бұрын
That feeling when you’re both
@artemtsarevskiy2785
@artemtsarevskiy2785 3 жыл бұрын
@@pennymcsquee5584 pain
@Veenbuen1
@Veenbuen1 3 жыл бұрын
Teacher: That thesis does one heck of a job explaining how you’re living, eating, and breathing the stress
@RiseofPing
@RiseofPing 4 жыл бұрын
Musician: Being broke and desperate with hope that turns into pain attributed to lost dreams leading to depression
@SharkSalesman90
@SharkSalesman90 3 жыл бұрын
Because of ling ling
@priyaasthana
@priyaasthana 3 жыл бұрын
Leading to a new music
@quadsingularstudios5909
@quadsingularstudios5909 3 жыл бұрын
@@SharkSalesman90 twoset lets goo
@thebettafish3239
@thebettafish3239 3 жыл бұрын
@@SharkSalesman90 I was waiting for this one but i wasn't expecting to see it after only 1 minute of scrolling trough comments... By the way, Hilary Hahn doesn't seem to be broke. Or desperate. Or depressed. Or what if....? Nah, nah, nah, don't take my dreams away pls...
@SharkSalesman90
@SharkSalesman90 3 жыл бұрын
@@thebettafish3239 she's very successful not to worry
@ourdailybread8874
@ourdailybread8874 4 жыл бұрын
KZbinr: roasts every career but forgets about his own
@BlueProgamer212
@BlueProgamer212 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@soap7686
@soap7686 4 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
@instant8399
@instant8399 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@rigved5939
@rigved5939 4 жыл бұрын
*ohhhhhhhhhhhh meme plays*
@littleyachty
@littleyachty 4 жыл бұрын
bruh hes a student get ur facts right
@TACEUMBRA
@TACEUMBRA 2 жыл бұрын
"Dentist - A creepy person who derives pleasure from sticking metal objects in your mouth" had me dying on the floor 🤣
@carbonzobean8905
@carbonzobean8905 4 жыл бұрын
You tuber: giving another reason for kids to stay up late and look at their phones Edit: wow ok thanks for the likes I was expecting like one person to have seen this and be like ha, but I can’t believe that so many people saw this and liked it
@harrisonofcolorado8886
@harrisonofcolorado8886 4 жыл бұрын
This is so true.
@danielmendez3906
@danielmendez3906 4 жыл бұрын
@HK - 08PA 757589 Thomas Street MS same
@goutamboppana961
@goutamboppana961 4 жыл бұрын
KZbinr : a job that gives another reason for kids to stay up late and look at phones a job that is really exciting but needs hours of boring editing and uploading a job where sometimes cringe content becomes popular
@goutamboppana961
@goutamboppana961 4 жыл бұрын
@HK - 08PA 757589 Thomas Street MS Same
@lungbluber6075
@lungbluber6075 4 жыл бұрын
About that...
@notherelol
@notherelol 4 жыл бұрын
Me without any job yet: _this should be fun_
@juliannelin3153
@juliannelin3153 4 жыл бұрын
and then me realizing that im a student: wait this is a job
@abreeze579
@abreeze579 4 жыл бұрын
@@juliannelin3153 AHHH I HV THE WORST JOBB. WATASHINOJINSEI O MEGURU. NAZE
@abreeze579
@abreeze579 4 жыл бұрын
@@juliannelin3153 oh btw that means curse my life. Why in Japanese
@jayc1048
@jayc1048 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, a freelancer
@zoyajohn
@zoyajohn 4 жыл бұрын
No, aren't you a *freelancer* ?
@noelgaikwad4660
@noelgaikwad4660 3 жыл бұрын
Entrepreneur: Creating business for himself, but referring as solving problems.
@Youtube.c69
@Youtube.c69 3 жыл бұрын
Engineer: Any person who is good at EVERYTHING except engineering itself 😂
@j-u-n-g-s-h-o-o-k3301
@j-u-n-g-s-h-o-o-k3301 3 жыл бұрын
It's from dil bechara! 💜😂👈
@Youtube.c69
@Youtube.c69 3 жыл бұрын
@@j-u-n-g-s-h-o-o-k3301 maine voh film kabhi dekhi bhi nhi na hi dekhni hau but yes its from a meme
@j-u-n-g-s-h-o-o-k3301
@j-u-n-g-s-h-o-o-k3301 3 жыл бұрын
@@KZbin.c69 ohh ok💖
@johannasweet1120
@johannasweet1120 3 жыл бұрын
WHY DID THIS EXPLAIN EVERYTHING
@greenbunz
@greenbunz 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna be an engineer but I'm better at art and I wanna be a therapist because of the drama.
@131raghav
@131raghav 3 жыл бұрын
Programmers - Guy who has no human friends so tries to talk to computes by learning their languages
@iikills6927
@iikills6927 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@Phantom-ev1lo
@Phantom-ev1lo 3 жыл бұрын
Why does this only have 8 likes?? It deserves a lot more
@SumeetKumarHC
@SumeetKumarHC 2 жыл бұрын
underrated
@pranav9339
@pranav9339 Жыл бұрын
under-fucking-rated
@M1551NGN0
@M1551NGN0 Жыл бұрын
Poor computer science engineering students 🥲
@nucleartaco04
@nucleartaco04 2 жыл бұрын
I just love how Robber is considered an acceptable career choice despite being sticking out from all the rest 💀
@arty9651
@arty9651 4 жыл бұрын
Garbage Collector: The job where you won't come to this channel to collect garbage
@ShivVZG
@ShivVZG 4 жыл бұрын
Wow thank you so much dude, your comment legit just made my night! : D
@zealous5638
@zealous5638 4 жыл бұрын
@@ShivVZG garbage collector: the job where someone picks me up
@itsrue7216
@itsrue7216 4 жыл бұрын
@@zealous5638 awww don’t say that
@niamatullahrazza3534
@niamatullahrazza3534 4 жыл бұрын
@@zealous5638 Correction: The job where someone picks US up
@zealous5638
@zealous5638 4 жыл бұрын
@@niamatullahrazza3534 thank you COMRADE
@sheeshgoose424
@sheeshgoose424 4 жыл бұрын
*And this is why I want to be a Storm Trooper*
@jettplane
@jettplane 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@andyying1770
@andyying1770 4 жыл бұрын
getting paid peanuts to miss every single shot, only to get dinked 2 seconds in along with all of your clone buddies
@danielmendez3906
@danielmendez3906 4 жыл бұрын
Well ... at least you get a laser gun
@lxt9743
@lxt9743 4 жыл бұрын
good luck aiming for that
@negitivebike3169
@negitivebike3169 4 жыл бұрын
Or an engineer
@giuseppecapici581
@giuseppecapici581 2 жыл бұрын
Interior decorator: you never stopped playing the Sims you just made it into a career
@joshb3055
@joshb3055 4 жыл бұрын
Psychiatrist: The job where you try to figure out the inside of people's brains but didn't want to become a social worker
@akutenshi6946
@akutenshi6946 4 жыл бұрын
That came under doctor
@kschuller5651
@kschuller5651 4 жыл бұрын
Basically just psych in general. Psychology is about like that too. PS: I know this because my mom is a psychologist and my dad is a psychiatrist.
@madsstrawberry
@madsstrawberry 4 жыл бұрын
Animator: Artist but with more debt and less money.
@mynameisreallycool1
@mynameisreallycool1 4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy am I in trouble
@meiloishere4086
@meiloishere4086 4 жыл бұрын
Wellllllll i cant argue with that
@meiloishere4086
@meiloishere4086 4 жыл бұрын
@@mynameisreallycool1 not just you milions or even bilions of people too
@blep8958
@blep8958 3 жыл бұрын
Animator : basically an artist but you take longer and have more pain and is sleep deprived.
@confusioned2249
@confusioned2249 4 жыл бұрын
And then programmer: - Slave away your life just so you can add in loot boxes in the next black ops game
@rosalietien7082
@rosalietien7082 4 жыл бұрын
People with no jobs: "I don't have such weaknesses"
@TheKaiserofeurope
@TheKaiserofeurope 3 ай бұрын
Money
@haileyequestrian
@haileyequestrian 2 жыл бұрын
artist: broke equestrians that pay 10k+ to even be able to ride their horse:
@krazykittykat759
@krazykittykat759 3 жыл бұрын
Doctor: Your Asian and your parents forced you to choose this job. Teacher: You have to deal with annoying students and have to deal with horrible homework excuses
@11alt56
@11alt56 3 жыл бұрын
I come from Asia and my parents are happy with letting me be an astrophysicist
@Munblumin.
@Munblumin. 3 жыл бұрын
I agree with you
@sunduskhan242
@sunduskhan242 3 жыл бұрын
I'm asian and going in med school this year
@oliverm1255
@oliverm1255 3 жыл бұрын
@@11alt56 you are an exception
@lovexxchl
@lovexxchl 3 жыл бұрын
It would be interesting to be a teacher, what homework excuses did I miss?
@topgear_75
@topgear_75 4 жыл бұрын
Tuition teacher and coaching class: a job where u exploit parents for high fees in return to torture their kids with additional homework, long hours and very difficult problems.
@fatmaalthani9618
@fatmaalthani9618 2 жыл бұрын
I like how social worker isn't on there since I'm hoping to be one
@screwsick9255
@screwsick9255 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this fast, ShivVZG was not born
@jettplane
@jettplane 4 жыл бұрын
Me a pilot: *sigh of relief
@mynameisreallycool1
@mynameisreallycool1 4 жыл бұрын
You just got the job because you wanted to get high.
@foxinabox5103
@foxinabox5103 4 жыл бұрын
@@mynameisreallycool1 damn u
@abeliever6022
@abeliever6022 4 жыл бұрын
@@mynameisreallycool1 Lolol
@minhtriam4235
@minhtriam4235 4 жыл бұрын
pilot: you probably hardly see your family in person
@alex2005z
@alex2005z 4 жыл бұрын
Just find yourself a pair of towers, and plain go brrr
@Barjavelle131
@Barjavelle131 Жыл бұрын
Thumbs up to the farmers (I often think about how grateful we should be to you guys) and to everybody who finds the strenght to get up and to whatever it takes just to get through the day, I'm so proud of you.
@tinydancer6095
@tinydancer6095 4 жыл бұрын
The 20 dislikes are from people who are mad that you exposed them
@eamonreal
@eamonreal 3 жыл бұрын
"Pyschotic geniuses who enjoy cutting people open." Take out the genius part and you have me.
@86aidan31
@86aidan31 3 жыл бұрын
take out the pyschotic and you got me in hopefully 2 years time
@liviu445
@liviu445 3 жыл бұрын
@@86aidan31 good luck.
@aziebruh5435
@aziebruh5435 2 жыл бұрын
Just like me fr
@Limon11116
@Limon11116 2 жыл бұрын
Take out "geniuses" and you have me
@manaaltariq
@manaaltariq 3 жыл бұрын
KZbinr- The only job where you label 90 seconds as 60 seconds to convince people to spare a minute.
@kendrabrown8536
@kendrabrown8536 4 жыл бұрын
Y is this dude so underrated
@ShivVZG
@ShivVZG 4 жыл бұрын
That's really nice of you to say, thanks a lot! : D
@kendrabrown8536
@kendrabrown8536 4 жыл бұрын
@@ShivVZG no problem
@selfryed
@selfryed 4 жыл бұрын
Meteorologist: A person who studies the weather but it secretly scared of the weather
@DeDeDecidueye1
@DeDeDecidueye1 Жыл бұрын
Pilot- You study 3-4 years just to sit in a metal box for 8 hours
@aditmagotra6914
@aditmagotra6914 3 жыл бұрын
School is like an internship where you have to pay
@yeazybreazy8582
@yeazybreazy8582 4 жыл бұрын
400 likes and 0 dislikes: “Perfectly balanced, as all things should be”
@darkdefender9919
@darkdefender9919 4 жыл бұрын
Now there are 2 dislikes. Whoops two murders just happened
@Shanks......
@Shanks...... 4 жыл бұрын
Bots : Allow us to Introduce
@itsmezaam3901
@itsmezaam3901 4 жыл бұрын
26 just found
@PoGoHop360xl
@PoGoHop360xl 4 жыл бұрын
65 now :(
@jerrychen1996
@jerrychen1996 4 жыл бұрын
71 idiots at the moment
@Jisoo-coded
@Jisoo-coded Жыл бұрын
Architect: you basically design palaces for others but probably live in a shed yourself
@itzelmontalvo6645
@itzelmontalvo6645 3 жыл бұрын
Kpop idol: You get screamed at on a daily basis and will most likely starve to death
@SN-vn6wb
@SN-vn6wb 3 жыл бұрын
sadly true :(
@moonchild-ne4zm
@moonchild-ne4zm 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty stereotypical
@dhairya3746
@dhairya3746 3 жыл бұрын
@@moonchild-ne4zm its actually unfortunately true
@moonchild-ne4zm
@moonchild-ne4zm 3 жыл бұрын
@@dhairya3746 Things are a lot better now than they used to be. Idols don't starve themselves to death anymore.
@lilachearts.
@lilachearts. 3 жыл бұрын
And have a toxic fanbase with even more toxic standards 🙄✋
@rakaipikatan8922
@rakaipikatan8922 4 жыл бұрын
Pharmacist: "Just like doctor except your serve in the crack McDonalds"
@met3o708
@met3o708 4 жыл бұрын
Crackdonalds
@justarandomdude7754
@justarandomdude7754 4 жыл бұрын
And make 2 times more
@archimedesfromteamfortress2
@archimedesfromteamfortress2 Жыл бұрын
Pilots: People who get paid to travel Cabin Crew: Same thing as pilots, but less work.
@hardyB
@hardyB 4 жыл бұрын
literally nobody: Shiv: I'm about to end this career's whole career
@harrietyes
@harrietyes 3 жыл бұрын
lmaooooooooooooo
@karangupta1825
@karangupta1825 3 жыл бұрын
Choosing a career is a compulsion, not a choice. The greatest person on the planet will be the one who learns how to make the best living without money and career.
@datboy038
@datboy038 3 жыл бұрын
*happiest not greatest
@karangupta1825
@karangupta1825 3 жыл бұрын
@@datboy038 what's the difference ?
@datboy038
@datboy038 3 жыл бұрын
@@karangupta1825 do you speak english?
@karangupta1825
@karangupta1825 3 жыл бұрын
@@datboy038 yes
@datboy038
@datboy038 3 жыл бұрын
@@karangupta1825 then I'm disappointed you don't know the difference of greatest with happiest
@H2OFIZZ
@H2OFIZZ 2 жыл бұрын
Coder/Game developer: You spend months or heck even years developing a game just for a 10 year old kid to say it's trash.
@kerenjacob5298
@kerenjacob5298 4 жыл бұрын
Roaster: roasts other's careers to feel better about theirs
@T-Ko0
@T-Ko0 4 жыл бұрын
Animator: you don't know wut sleeping, eating, exercising or bathing is I don't know mate, still haven't become one
@babyli9205
@babyli9205 2 жыл бұрын
Economist: Analyzing how businesses and countries make the money they will never be able to make themselves
@deeptivajapey7134
@deeptivajapey7134 4 жыл бұрын
“Lawyer, an oversaturated job that leaves you with 80-hour long work weeks and three years worth of student debt.” Well this is going to be me so wish me luck.
@ShivVZG
@ShivVZG 4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow me too! : D Also how was your first sem of college?
@deeptivajapey7134
@deeptivajapey7134 4 жыл бұрын
@@ShivVZG it was so and so but still decidedly engaging during the pandemic 😌.
@alex2005z
@alex2005z 4 жыл бұрын
Good luck.
@vijayapillai8826
@vijayapillai8826 4 жыл бұрын
Good luck
@Pydee143
@Pydee143 3 жыл бұрын
Accountant: making list of expenses and revenues of your company throughout the year and if you miss to enlist one entry, your company will end up being broke
@kelly2631
@kelly2631 Жыл бұрын
Engineer: nobody listens to them till people die, then everyone blames them
@helloworldx10
@helloworldx10 4 жыл бұрын
CEO sounds like a fantastic career option tbh
@thek2despot426
@thek2despot426 3 жыл бұрын
Slave owner: *_Well, do I have the proposition for you!_* 😎
@sickomode6440
@sickomode6440 2 жыл бұрын
Politician is even better since you just have to lie and steal money from the public. ( It's just a joke.)
@thek2despot426
@thek2despot426 Жыл бұрын
@@seenomore How does the very existence of roads feel? 😏
@asher2304
@asher2304 4 жыл бұрын
I'm rethinking my dream job now..
@benneel5396
@benneel5396 3 жыл бұрын
Construction: Second most important job in our society, decent benefits, better pay than most jobs, no higher education required. Make sure you join a union.
@vennelaj.994
@vennelaj.994 4 жыл бұрын
At this rate you about to roast all 7 billion people on earth 🔥
@puffisaflea9264
@puffisaflea9264 4 жыл бұрын
Next video: roasting each individual person on earth in under 60 seconds.
@mynameisreallycool1
@mynameisreallycool1 4 жыл бұрын
He probably already has
@idontwantlikes302
@idontwantlikes302 4 жыл бұрын
Lol what about psychologists??
@thanujajagadish6792
@thanujajagadish6792 4 жыл бұрын
" Dentist : a creepy person who derives pleasure from sticking metal objects in your mouth. " If this isn't the universal truth, then I don't know what is.
@shygalaxyyt2400
@shygalaxyyt2400 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah there is a dentist nerve me that name is doctor Paine seems fitting
@aerenh_
@aerenh_ 4 жыл бұрын
Dentists are evil. The only thing I'm scared of. I'm so scared that I have rotten teeth and still I've never gone to them....
@NoOne-tf1yt
@NoOne-tf1yt 4 жыл бұрын
I am a dentist and i agree to this 😂
@borutignjusibald
@borutignjusibald 3 жыл бұрын
This video is actually genius because he does roast every single career, because if he doesn't include a career in this video, he doesn't consider it a career, technically roasting it.
@bleach8220
@bleach8220 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone who has one of these jobs: why are we still here just to suffer...
@takamikeigo7985
@takamikeigo7985 3 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't you be playing volleyball or smthn?
@frwckled_apwle111
@frwckled_apwle111 4 жыл бұрын
They didn’t mention the job i want
@capytal-r
@capytal-r 4 ай бұрын
Robber (continued): But at least if you’re good enough at it, someone might make a documentary about you…after you’re dead.
@what.5220
@what.5220 4 жыл бұрын
Roasting every single career Criminal profiling: am I a joke to you?
@ChillPlays
@ChillPlays 4 жыл бұрын
Politician is so accurate it's scary
@taglolxd
@taglolxd 2 жыл бұрын
Software engineers: people who dedicate their whole lives to making games that people will get addicted to, thus creating more lazy people playing video games for a living
@shpaghettishpaghetti6219
@shpaghettishpaghetti6219 4 жыл бұрын
*Soldier:* A Year or so of intense training with a trashy coach to get shot in the head 2 or 3 times.
@salmaabdelfadil6316
@salmaabdelfadil6316 4 жыл бұрын
Plus, you get to shoot people legally
@shpaghettishpaghetti6219
@shpaghettishpaghetti6219 3 жыл бұрын
@@salmaabdelfadil6316 oh yes
@srinidhisrinivasan6807
@srinidhisrinivasan6807 4 жыл бұрын
Actor: kind of like being a model except you have to have talent. LMAOOOOO Also happy new year! (Kinda late tho)
@ShivVZG
@ShivVZG 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha Happy New Year!! : D
@cajelamirah
@cajelamirah 3 жыл бұрын
Astrologist : a job where you spend your life looking at the movements of planets and uncovering people’s life patterns
@itzcreep175
@itzcreep175 4 жыл бұрын
No one: ShivVZG: "im about to burn everyone's whole career 😤🔥🔥🔥" 😂
@yeache2430
@yeache2430 4 жыл бұрын
KZbinr isn’t on the list, he avoided roasting him self
@melonaderie
@melonaderie 2 жыл бұрын
homeless: you basically work all day except when you sleep and get paid by luck
@ingeniousproductions5809
@ingeniousproductions5809 4 жыл бұрын
I notice you didn't mention influencers(waste your life on Instagram for a living), youtubers( make money by begging kids to buy your t shirts), or engineers of any form(get paid to put together lego models that will all end up broken/ Get paid to have a seizure with your hands on your keyboard).
@jeck9068
@jeck9068 2 жыл бұрын
probably because hes a youtuber
@gamingmoth4542
@gamingmoth4542 3 жыл бұрын
FIRE FIGHTER: People who have the same heroic mentality as a Police Officer but don’t wanna work a thankless job. SECURITY GUARD: Sitting around all day in an empty shack for hours at a time drinking large amounts of coffee and maybe smoking tobacco making sure that the slim chance of something bad happening doesn’t happen (I do this for a living). ASSEMBLY LINE WORKER: You only here until the factory you’re working for can afford automation, then you’ll be out of a job. GROUNDS KEEPER: Make the building look pretty on the outside.
@180fJC
@180fJC 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a security guard as well, ngl it's one of the most laid back jobs I've ever had. I pretty much just watch KZbin the entire shift, especially now that after the area I work in is closed we engage an electric fence around the whole perimeter.
@Zxch69
@Zxch69 3 жыл бұрын
on a shiv binge rn. im lovin it
@eshaansheth
@eshaansheth 4 жыл бұрын
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