Are Women Ok?

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Shoe0nHead

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@Shoe0nHead
@Shoe0nHead 8 ай бұрын
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@etalidacaos7796
@etalidacaos7796 8 ай бұрын
​@@hooliganfanatic7241dude...
@Chxrry_Bxlls
@Chxrry_Bxlls 8 ай бұрын
@@hooliganfanatic7241bros geeking 😭😭
@Saprodome
@Saprodome 8 ай бұрын
NO
@kellyhutchison
@kellyhutchison 8 ай бұрын
OK I WILL ANYTHING FOR YOUUUUU
@Saprodome
@Saprodome 8 ай бұрын
ok maybe
@TrickstersTrickshots
@TrickstersTrickshots 4 ай бұрын
A girl grabbed my shoulder as I walked past her in a bar and said “damn you can’t be walking past me all handsome like that” I looked at her said “I’m sorry” and walked away. She was stunning too
@notoriouskano
@notoriouskano 4 ай бұрын
relatable
@arcanonn
@arcanonn 4 ай бұрын
Don’t be discouraged, dude. It happens to the best of us. What’s important is that you keep moving forward. :]
@lenaalt2387
@lenaalt2387 4 ай бұрын
⁠@@arcanonn why would it be discouraging. i thought she was complimenting him by calling him handsome?
@arcanonn
@arcanonn 4 ай бұрын
@@lenaalt2387 I meant him having that reaction, like, if he wasn’t confident receiving a compliment
@Luney_0296
@Luney_0296 4 ай бұрын
​@@arcanonn He did keep moving forward. That's where the regret comes from lmao. Jokes aside, I probably would've done the same ... Like spending the night after a party, and upon being invited to sleep on a mattress with a super cute girl, instead of sleeping on a couch ... I didn't wanna encroach on her comfort, so I said "no, it's okay." I hurt, thinking back on that lol
@jembawls
@jembawls 8 ай бұрын
One of my Ls? I gotchu. I met a girl at a fancy hotel bar back in 2016. I struck up a conversation and asked her what she was doing at the hotel and she told me that she had organised a conference at the hotel with all the big players in the world to talk about green energy and sustainability. She asked me what I do and I said: "I made Goat Simulator. It's a video game about being a goat." She walked away before I could even tell her about multiplayer and our latest DLC.
@tdcfc
@tdcfc 8 ай бұрын
Massive W for making Goat Sim tho.
@onewayraildex4827
@onewayraildex4827 8 ай бұрын
To be honest, explaining goat simulator to anyone who doesn’t play video games without showing them is a difficult task. How do you explain that Bugs and glitches actually increase the appeal of the game?
@blarghinatelazer9394
@blarghinatelazer9394 8 ай бұрын
Goat Sim is a gem, thank you for your contribution to videos game history.
@Namelesswhirl
@Namelesswhirl 8 ай бұрын
If what you are saying is true... she walked away from a millionaire.
@Chicanery_Artifice
@Chicanery_Artifice 8 ай бұрын
that tiny L is nothing compared to the gargantuan W of creating goat sim
@dinahnicest6525
@dinahnicest6525 2 ай бұрын
With a triple digit body count, how did she even notice that someone had ghosted her?
@landenroberts6710
@landenroberts6710 Ай бұрын
Ong😂
@SilentHero12695
@SilentHero12695 Ай бұрын
@@landenroberts6710 Prlly wanted to date that one guy
@SC-mf1gc
@SC-mf1gc Ай бұрын
My L as a man : gorgeous girl from my chem lab was walking to gym with me as I walked to library. She started telling me how she was new to the area, and lonely living in dorms and how her bed is so empty and cold. Me: at least the rent is cheap
@NotTheDotDot
@NotTheDotDot 23 күн бұрын
You can still save...
@gk7695
@gk7695 16 күн бұрын
You coulda turned it into a rizz line by saying: "At least the rent is cheap... cuz I am 100% free, and *definitely* free later."
@troudbalos333
@troudbalos333 2 күн бұрын
Nah you dodge a thot. Big W king.
@somecollegekid4425
@somecollegekid4425 8 ай бұрын
I’m diagnosed autistic, and the fact that many women are telling men the exact opposite of what they want terrifies to date even further
@KookieKutter111
@KookieKutter111 8 ай бұрын
switch to men
@corben2972
@corben2972 8 ай бұрын
@@KookieKutter111hell yeah brother
@xhbn2157
@xhbn2157 8 ай бұрын
Just be gay… duh!
@yoshi314
@yoshi314 8 ай бұрын
if they tell the exact opposite - isn't it obvious to figure it out?
@arda6140
@arda6140 8 ай бұрын
From autist to autist, date a neurotypical person, its so much nicer Edit: I meant neurodivergend and now I ruined the comments
@f1shb0i
@f1shb0i 8 ай бұрын
My L as a man: My last two serious girlfriends broke up with me because I "helped them discover their sexuality" They're both asexual now
@Radiance_Buer
@Radiance_Buer 8 ай бұрын
Oh my God I'm so sorry bro
@paulgibbon5991
@paulgibbon5991 8 ай бұрын
Look at it like this: They wanted to be completely certain, so they chose the best man they could find. When even HE couldn't get a reaction, then they were certain.
@MrMinecraftMan990
@MrMinecraftMan990 8 ай бұрын
@@paulgibbon5991this is a really good point actually
@tigerfalco
@tigerfalco 8 ай бұрын
Buuuuut, as an asexual, it still means they liked you for you. Their sexuality just means they don't have as much interest in sex, it has nothing to do with you specifically...unless they're demi in which case, oof.
@RexorInvicta
@RexorInvicta 8 ай бұрын
Damn bro, just think of it as them never washing their hand after shaking yours. It is a compliment :)
@jeremypayne5078
@jeremypayne5078 2 ай бұрын
The women who want men to be "vulnerable" and "emotional," but then are uninterested once the man cries about his life don't want a partner with a life all his own. They want an accessory to their life.
@iamjacksennui
@iamjacksennui Ай бұрын
@@shill9516 so what you're saying is it's about evaluating/critiquing us more than it is about genuine emotional connection?
@logTopic
@logTopic 3 ай бұрын
"We have me too'd a little too close to the sun and now men are afraid of speaking to us." Literally, that's it.
@XlightninX
@XlightninX Ай бұрын
To be fair, young men are terrified of women by default, me tooing like crazed shebeasts was just some gasoline for the fire.
@mtthwpnn
@mtthwpnn 21 күн бұрын
No, it's really because you won't stop saying "literally."
@Baddy3shoez
@Baddy3shoez 8 ай бұрын
My biggest L that still haunts me: i had the biggest fish of my life on the line. I tried adjusting the drag on my reel and the line broke immediately.
@radioactivegum2298
@radioactivegum2298 8 ай бұрын
L
@evanhandelong7685
@evanhandelong7685 8 ай бұрын
I feel you bro. Got my fish to the shore, held the spool so he wouldnt go anywhere, he jerked his head and snapped my line.
@austinpoznoski3083
@austinpoznoski3083 8 ай бұрын
a moment of prayer for this lad 😔🙏
@Shoe0nHead
@Shoe0nHead 8 ай бұрын
this is the most man L ever
@LactusTheIntolerant
@LactusTheIntolerant 8 ай бұрын
@@Shoe0nHeadFish want me, women fear me because I fuck the fish.
@jan050375
@jan050375 8 ай бұрын
my biggest L: i met a cute girl at a metal concert, we were inseparable all day, we took the bus home together when we found out we lived close to each other, i walked her home, she asked me if i wanted to come in for a coffee... it was the middle of the night, years later i really doubt she wanted to drink coffee. i just said "sorry i'm not into coffee" and walked home. i'm not mad that i lost out on sex, i'm mad because she could've been an amazing girlfriend.
@ViolosD2I
@ViolosD2I 8 ай бұрын
"Coffee? This late?" :D
@JoeBob189
@JoeBob189 8 ай бұрын
You are literally George Costanza
@SF-fb6lv
@SF-fb6lv 8 ай бұрын
I essentially did the same thing in very early college. She asked me in for coffee and I declined. What an idiot.
@en2p187
@en2p187 8 ай бұрын
I always say yes to everything for this reason. And no I will not lick peanut butter off your toes.@@SF-fb6lv
@Emppu_T.
@Emppu_T. 8 ай бұрын
Hot coffee mod
@gorasul12
@gorasul12 Ай бұрын
"How can womens standard be so high and still so low" a question I have asked a long time now 🤣
@imasealarparparparp2714
@imasealarparparparp2714 26 күн бұрын
Simple, the standard for attractiveness is so high and the standard for being a decent person is so low
@lordhuntington5704
@lordhuntington5704 Ай бұрын
"The Internet will never know when I'm pregnant" said the pregnant woman
@11jerans
@11jerans 7 ай бұрын
I dated a girl for 4 months only to get broken up with because her abusive ex boyfriend got out of jail and “still loved her”. Two weeks later she called me balling to let me know she was sorry, and that her abusive ex had knocked her around again and was on his way back to jail for drug possession. I almost, almost, like so close, took her back, but I managed to find the hang up button on my phone before my mouth opened and got me in trouble.
@chrismaxie2864
@chrismaxie2864 7 ай бұрын
Good job u deserve someone better
@merlin_the_great
@merlin_the_great 7 ай бұрын
@@chrismaxie2864 agreed
@kiriacord3046
@kiriacord3046 7 ай бұрын
many people are proud of you rn
@OergenSchmoergen
@OergenSchmoergen 7 ай бұрын
Dated a girl for a month or so in junior year, before she hit me with "I'm honestly waiting for my ex who's moving back to town". Like I was a damn placeholder smh. And honestly helps my morale to say she ended up dropping 12 more bodies before we graduated, and her ex never even looked her way again (Also he was a genuinely good person and we ended up becoming friends, initially through our mutual dislike of said girl). In all honesty you probably dodged a bullet, and learned a lesson in the type of person who isn't worth your time or effort
@Azazel-uv3sx
@Azazel-uv3sx 7 ай бұрын
@@OergenSchmoergen the good ending
@scarman5367
@scarman5367 8 ай бұрын
Men and women hurting each other because they’ve been wronged in the past by the opposite sex is so tragic. The cycle of trauma really does persist.
@exodortch
@exodortch 8 ай бұрын
Well, at least someone got the point of this video. Maybe there is hope in this world…
@108MCruz
@108MCruz 8 ай бұрын
Those people are weak, strong people break the cycle and heal the trauma
@dolanduk7946
@dolanduk7946 8 ай бұрын
Nah, it's like 15% of the top 10% of men hurting women, who then take it out on the bottom 90% of men
@ilikepancakes2368
@ilikepancakes2368 8 ай бұрын
I knew this for a while now. That’s why I’m not eager on dating.
@Metaphix
@Metaphix 8 ай бұрын
This is why religions have it right when they push people to marry young and stigmatize divorce unless under extreme circumstances
@travisr3528
@travisr3528 Ай бұрын
Oh my god she really didn’t tell the internet she was pregnant
@JobiWan144
@JobiWan144 20 күн бұрын
I don't use Instagram, so thank you for letting me know lol. I didn't know she got married, either
@Aeternum_Gaming
@Aeternum_Gaming 4 ай бұрын
my ex wife- her father prevented her from *EVER* seeing her mother till she turned 18. so she did the same to me when she divorced me, took my house, car, alimony, child support. now our son is 18, he intends to do it to his future g/f before she does it to him. welcome to modern dating. 3 generations of single parent families causing trauma, and ptsd for no reason other than spite.
@qoph1988
@qoph1988 Ай бұрын
What da fuq man jeez
@user-iz7fu2dp6q
@user-iz7fu2dp6q Ай бұрын
Top 10 revenges that went out of control.
@brandong7784
@brandong7784 Ай бұрын
that is beyond fucked up i hope you can convince him to be a better man than that and break that cycle hopefully
@michaelfranciotti3900
@michaelfranciotti3900 8 ай бұрын
Women: constantly say things they don't mean. Also women: "women are just way better at communicating"
@Yeetus223
@Yeetus223 8 ай бұрын
They are so good at communicating that they built the pyramids, developed the scientific method, went to the moon and even marshaled complex military maneuvers throughout history…. I mean herstory
@thewingedone1172
@thewingedone1172 8 ай бұрын
​@@Yeetus223none of those are achievements of communication though.
@BlackHearthguard
@BlackHearthguard 8 ай бұрын
@@thewingedone1172 If you think you can do any of that without communication, you really should have paid attention in school/life.
@TheSeth256
@TheSeth256 8 ай бұрын
​@@thewingedone1172Think about what you said once again...
@stallowner125
@stallowner125 8 ай бұрын
@@thewingedone1172 smh....
@zedja71
@zedja71 8 ай бұрын
If a woman’s been with me for over a decade, she’d know better than to give me the “me vs PlayStation” ultimatum
@ShadowPhoenix82
@ShadowPhoenix82 8 ай бұрын
Exactly. When Shoe said that, I said out loud "Nah, ANY ultimatum, you choose the other thing. Period."
@KWifler
@KWifler 8 ай бұрын
My dad told me jokes that my mom used on him. He didn't know they were jokes. He only found out over a decade after she died. People can be that dense.
@ghin780
@ghin780 8 ай бұрын
One of my friends got divorced because his wife was crazy. She said he played video games too much. I was like, uhhh no... this dude plays for an hour once a week. How is that too much.
@Technoanima
@Technoanima 8 ай бұрын
​​@@ghin780Evolutionary. You're not allowed to have fun around your women (inc. daughters) if you're the bread winner. Why a man has to have their mancave to stay married.
@Dinofly4
@Dinofly4 8 ай бұрын
@@Technoanima you're supposed to be grinding to support a woman 24/7, if you're having time to yourself it's bad
@Max-needmoreenergydrink
@Max-needmoreenergydrink 3 ай бұрын
Bruh that pc screen and TWO mini fridges setup is the dream
@talus0q964
@talus0q964 Ай бұрын
Conclusion: no one is okay
@onlyrealnumber
@onlyrealnumber 8 ай бұрын
Here's an L: I once told my best female friend I had developed feelings for her and thought we would make a great couple. I told her this at a small restaurant within earshot of several patrons. She started crying loudly. I was feeling a little confused and hurt and asked her why she was so upset. She said she "thought I was gay". I said I wasn't and she cried even louder. Unfortunately, I'm still not gay.
@jeremysmith4620
@jeremysmith4620 8 ай бұрын
You should keep at it. No sense in giving up on something everyone around you knows was meant to be. I'm sure that, with enough practice and commitment, you can be gay one day. Good luck out there!
@scottr291
@scottr291 8 ай бұрын
Everyone knows being gay is a choice bro, just flip the switch. Head is head after all
@Drazakhan_Dynasty
@Drazakhan_Dynasty 8 ай бұрын
I can top that. First serious girlfriend everything was going fine. Suddenly she ghosts me and I hear second hand she's breaking up with me. I'm very confused and hurt. I pestered her a bit until finally she texts back: 'look, I already have a p*ssy, I don't need another one.' I was a pretty sensitive and insufferable teenager so I would have probably done the same just without hurtful words.
@serendipityx
@serendipityx 8 ай бұрын
Didn't you know according to the Internet everybody has a little bit of gay in them. No one is truly straight. I would flip the switch 😂😂
@irregular_banana
@irregular_banana 8 ай бұрын
​@serendipityx being friends with women means you are a pussy, being friends with men means you are gay and having no friends means you are a loser
@imran8880
@imran8880 8 ай бұрын
"I am afraid we have Metoo-ed, a little too close to the sun" I love this quote more than I should
@Steven-gv1ke
@Steven-gv1ke Ай бұрын
I would bet i have one of the best Ls... I took my fiancee on vacation and inadvertently introduced her to a guy who she ended up cheating on me with and later married. Then 5 years later they got divorced and she moved back to my state and we ran into each other. She apologized to me and admitted it was a horrible thing she did. I forgave her, and we became friends. Fast forward 2 years later and we started dating again. 2 more years after that we were engaged again. I bought us a huge house, in a really nice neighborhood. 18 months later she cheated on me again with the single neighbor next door, who she once again ended up marrying. I've now introduced her to BOTH of her husbands.
@kevinmcdowell9074
@kevinmcdowell9074 Ай бұрын
Thats it. That has got to be the worst one ive heard. I thought about posting my high school, oblivious to a girl friend that has a crush on me story. I was worried of being too embarassed. But you my friend are simultaneously the biggest loser for having that story in your past, yet, the biggest winner for being bold enough to tell it online. I salute you.
@donm2067
@donm2067 Ай бұрын
You are now lord simp. Wtf
@jenniferklopman2557
@jenniferklopman2557 Ай бұрын
Oh no! 😂 I'm laughing with...btw
@rightfullzig3243
@rightfullzig3243 Ай бұрын
Dude there's NO way I can believe this, that girl cannot exist without spontaneously combusting or something
@VampiresAreRealGuys
@VampiresAreRealGuys Ай бұрын
dont know if i would say "best"...
@Gunzalo70
@Gunzalo70 3 ай бұрын
I told a really hot girl once it was my birthday in my classroom with others, she said "i should wrap and tie myself up in a bow." I laughed and went to my next class
@AussieAmigan
@AussieAmigan 3 ай бұрын
Ha, my first real girlfriend whom I'd yet to have sex with said to me "I'm going to give you a present for your birthday....Me.". I lamented...."I thought I already had you." thinking she was trying to get out of buying me a present. DumDumDumDum Dumb!!!
@morthgul630
@morthgul630 8 ай бұрын
Finally, the sequel no one asked for but half of us needed
@tharetsku
@tharetsku 8 ай бұрын
As a man, I love these kinds of videos, I only know things from my point of view and can experience life only as a man so I think it's important for me to listen to others (in this case women) on what their struggles in life are (because we all have them) so I can understand everyone better and be a better person
@erebus890
@erebus890 8 ай бұрын
Oh I was asking for it but I knew I didn’t need it lol
@adamfillman9020
@adamfillman9020 8 ай бұрын
Hear hear!
@JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579
@JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579 8 ай бұрын
Almost half
@ryukirito2616
@ryukirito2616 8 ай бұрын
I want another sequel to this one lol
@adamrad2220
@adamrad2220 8 ай бұрын
"Men in captivity need to feel like they have a purpose, or else they die" made me laugh out loud more than it should. I am a man who is on the computer all day, buried in Excel and other programs. And yes, it is actually very fulfilling to be able to do things for others like open jars and fix things.
@BeckyEnchanted
@BeckyEnchanted 8 ай бұрын
I really want a guy like that lol.
@Littletime839
@Littletime839 8 ай бұрын
I'm an IT guy. In summer my wife asked me to make her 5 garden planters. I didn't want to do it, we argued, I relented. Eventually though I really enjoyed doing it, I did a great job and got a new power tool.
@Jacen436987
@Jacen436987 8 ай бұрын
@@Littletime839 the new power tool is just icing on the cake. you can buy something you might not really need but..
@FreakazoidRobots
@FreakazoidRobots 8 ай бұрын
Whenever a woman asks me to open a jar, I just strut up to her and say in my deepest most manly voice, "I've got this."
@CryptoManSam20
@CryptoManSam20 8 ай бұрын
Data Scientist here. I felt that comment pretty heavy as well.
@Charles_hodges
@Charles_hodges Ай бұрын
Here’s a win: A girl in Highschool befriended my brother to try to get with me, and some how got me to try and teach her how to play the violin..? Anyway she eventually confessed her feelings for me and I turned her down… Years later we reconnected and are now married with 1 beautiful baby boy, and another on the way.
@Lucyferbby
@Lucyferbby 4 ай бұрын
my L as a man: Was at a bar with coworkers (blue collar worker) and I have made gym my personality at the time. Waiting at the bar for my drink slightly buzzed and a girl that I never met was next to me, is far more wasted but was fully capable of holding a sentence and to a degree able to think on her actions. She complimented my arms saying “do you workout? Cause your arms look beefy but hot beefy…can I bite into em?” I said sorry my b and walked to my coworkers
@resonancetides7196
@resonancetides7196 4 ай бұрын
She was drunk, so you literally dodge the bullet.
@ntfoperative9432
@ntfoperative9432 3 ай бұрын
Yeah that’s actually a W. Never indulge them when they’re drunk, they can never truly claim to be thinking clearly
@tombraiderstrums09
@tombraiderstrums09 Ай бұрын
Come to think of it don’t indulge them when they’re sober either
@jhartsf
@jhartsf 8 ай бұрын
I had severe depression in college, and the idea of anyone liking or being attracted to me was completely inconceivable. One year, a friend gave me valentine chocolate, and I turned her down because I genuinely thought she'd made a mistake. I didn't know how to deal with affection. I only found out a year later she had a massive crush on me and never told me. The L is that Depression stole my 20s from me. I'm 18 months from 40, and I finally have it in me to say "I am worthy of love," but dating in your late 30s is much, much harder, and my depression keeps trying to come back. It sucks. -_-
@peregrine9745
@peregrine9745 8 ай бұрын
Good luck mate o7 Single or not don't forget that you do have worth.
@artiscow
@artiscow 8 ай бұрын
Happy to hear you're in a better place, bud! Much love!
@DmGray
@DmGray 8 ай бұрын
Same boat mate. And you know that any date will come with baggage (and that is nobody's fault. I'm not one to hate on women bc they went through shit, but it makes things difficult. Not to mention kids. Lots of single moms my age) Recent first date was a "coffee date." Just over an hour chatting. Was nice, she's a terrific woman (40, i'm 39) but she remained distant throughout (was hoping for SOME sign of potential attraction, though I'm not the sort for first date kissing, a hug or affectionate touch is always nice) and she briefly talked about past relationships. Knowing she is processing trauma from a controlling ex will make building romance more difficult, bc I already don't pressure women... and now I'll be concerned to be forward at all. My LAST set of dates was pre covid, and after months of going out nothing happened. When she called me desperate for making a *single* double entendre I gave it one last chance, bought her a thoughtful gift and when it was CLEAR she had zero respect or affection for me (beyond somebody to hang out with when convenient) I stopped asking. She was a nice girl and I hope I left a fond memory... but honestly I can not understand why a woman would agree to date and then be incapable of even offering friendship. Can only offer solidarity. It sucks. We persist.
@tatemushroom1002
@tatemushroom1002 8 ай бұрын
That is me right now, ive never dated. Never will either.
@TrentonF505
@TrentonF505 8 ай бұрын
I’m almost done with my 20’s and I have nothing in my life. I attribute it to crippling anxiety and depression so I understand.
@Evan345gdf
@Evan345gdf 6 ай бұрын
That woman who forced the guy to be vulnerable and then left him for it is evil
@mesachicken
@mesachicken 5 ай бұрын
Sometimes, trash take themselves out... why stop it?
@Evan345gdf
@Evan345gdf 5 ай бұрын
@@mesachicken not sure how that applies
@counselorguy5481
@counselorguy5481 5 ай бұрын
That's unfortunately going to be the response of many women.
@hunterdragon7210
@hunterdragon7210 5 ай бұрын
@@mesachicken wow you’re evil
@eclipseRz
@eclipseRz 4 ай бұрын
I know the feeling well
@VikingPoodle
@VikingPoodle Ай бұрын
I guess you got us with that whole pregnancy thing. Congratulations! Mine is about to turn 2 - it flies by too damn fast.
@MJtheBemJay
@MJtheBemJay Ай бұрын
7:22 “the internet will never know when im pregnant” SHE WAS LITERALLY PREGNANT WHEN THIS WAS UPLOADED CONGRATULATIONS SHOE
@ryanpolk9333
@ryanpolk9333 8 ай бұрын
My L: Asked a deaf girl on a date to see a movie. She was really good at reading lips and watched movies regularly, no issue there. The L comes from me not looking into the movie we ended up seeing, which was V for Vendetta. A solid two-thirds of that movie's dialog come from behind a mask. Also it was amazing and I only realized the issue near the end of the movie.
@-Zer0Dark-
@-Zer0Dark- 8 ай бұрын
I'm imagining the introductory "It is my very good pleasure to meet you, and you may call me V" monolog, and her just wondering why this weird man in the mask is waving his arms around and twitching. 😂
@fr0mdVst
@fr0mdVst 8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Redasurc
@Redasurc 8 ай бұрын
Oh noooo 😭😭😭
@user-xz6qc5ej2r
@user-xz6qc5ej2r 8 ай бұрын
Few issues bud. Lip reading doesn't really.. work? NOt for axctually fully deaf people. nayve hard of hearing, but those people can MODSTLY still hear - just not well. secondly, there's movies with CLOSED CAPTIONING> in fact, uh literally any movie theater has these. some offer glasses for the deaf patron to wear, which give ONLY THEM captions, so nobody else in the theater has ot be disturbed to accomodate them. thirdly, the movie provides subtitles for the masked up parts? At least the one I went to, did.
@ryanpolk9333
@ryanpolk9333 8 ай бұрын
@user-xz6qc5ej2r Dunno what you want me to tell you dude, I didn't interrogate her to determine if she was lying about being able to read lips / watch movies after she said she could.
@smokyprogg
@smokyprogg 8 ай бұрын
Getting your sub gf to work out by framing it as BDSM is an absolutely galaxy brain move
@catsandalcohol99
@catsandalcohol99 8 ай бұрын
Yo that's some quantum level shit
@satyakisil9711
@satyakisil9711 8 ай бұрын
For the first time I'm proud of this species. I doubt any sentient being can do such a high iq move.
@headkicked
@headkicked 8 ай бұрын
He shouldn't have given away the plot though. Just say his taste changed and he's into something else now, get her to learn all kinds of new things!
@icu3869
@icu3869 8 ай бұрын
@@satyakisil9711It’s not high IQ to gain the cooperation and sacrifice of a partner for months, then instead of rewarding them, you humiliate them by revealing you tricked them with false pretenses. Or if their feelings don’t matter, exposing what a manipulator you are is still dumb.
@BS-jg7dy
@BS-jg7dy 8 ай бұрын
Women love dudes that play tricks and games because women play tricks and games. Despite claiming the contrary.
@CodyTravers_
@CodyTravers_ 3 ай бұрын
That “warsh me holes” shit had me laughing out loud. I don’t even know what I would do if a shorty told me that.
@rainmanslim4611
@rainmanslim4611 Ай бұрын
My L as a man: just.... everything. My whole life. In its entirety.
@RandomGreenFishPhone
@RandomGreenFishPhone 8 ай бұрын
"Men in captivity need to feel like they have a purpose, or else they die." As a man who does computer work, this one cut me to the core.
@anaa9245
@anaa9245 8 ай бұрын
Do you feel you have purpose with your computer work? Just curious.
@SmackyTheB3AR
@SmackyTheB3AR 8 ай бұрын
Yep, been in a tech job for a while. Very underwhelming. When I was fixing cars and emptying recycle bins I felt much more of a purpose (too bad those did not pay very well...).
@RandomGreenFishPhone
@RandomGreenFishPhone 8 ай бұрын
@@anaa9245 Not really, but it pays well. I used to do welding and machining work and felt a much greater sense of purpose.
@richardw2977
@richardw2977 8 ай бұрын
I'm a remote working software engineer who only leaves the house to buy groceries. So, I feel ya. Still, I laughed SO hard at this. As a man in captivity, I live for the moments when my wife asks me to do "man things." 😂
@Anxious_McStabby
@Anxious_McStabby 8 ай бұрын
Hello kindred spirit.
@gavinvick3592
@gavinvick3592 8 ай бұрын
“Men need a purpose while in captivity or else they die” 😂😂 as a man, this is so true and hilarious
@Nobleheart111
@Nobleheart111 8 ай бұрын
Hits a little too close to home for my taste.
@Jeed92
@Jeed92 8 ай бұрын
Yea she knows men better than me and I am one. Wtf? Its like spacemen come down on earth to teach us how to do agriculture. Thats how I felt after hearing it. Shes on another lvl
@Avalanchanime
@Avalanchanime 8 ай бұрын
Hell yeah 🍻
@Christian021R
@Christian021R 8 ай бұрын
@@Jeed92 She's not on another level. If you do even the slightest research on male suicide, you will quickly come to the conclusion that a primary reason for men killing themselves is the lack of a purpose.
@darealrulezbreaker9493
@darealrulezbreaker9493 8 ай бұрын
this is gold 🤣
@katanabluejay
@katanabluejay Ай бұрын
7:23 Anyone else back here now that Shoe had a baby?
@nameunknown5106
@nameunknown5106 Ай бұрын
she did?
@TotalCruiserBabe
@TotalCruiserBabe Ай бұрын
​@@nameunknown5106 yeah, check her recent posts here
@Josetorres-kx1ns
@Josetorres-kx1ns Ай бұрын
Lmao hello
@IntrepidIanRinon
@IntrepidIanRinon Ай бұрын
Yup.
@ThatJohn
@ThatJohn 14 күн бұрын
Crazy plot twist
@GuyRunning-nm2so
@GuyRunning-nm2so Ай бұрын
idk why I thought the first thing she would say is "War. War never changes."
@TheBuildKing
@TheBuildKing 8 ай бұрын
I dumped a girl on April Fools Day, she thought I was joking I had to convince her I was serious. I don't regret doing it. But I do regret not waiting until April 2nd.
@JDIASPRODUCTIONS
@JDIASPRODUCTIONS 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ClintByrne
@ClintByrne 8 ай бұрын
Or March 31st Then you call her on April fool's and say April fool's!
@PossibleBat
@PossibleBat 8 ай бұрын
LMAO when I was young and stupid I made this same mistake. I’m Spanish and April Fools in Spanish culture is in December, so I left my boyfriend thrice. 28 of December (Spanish April fools), again on New Years, and then King’s day (Santa Claus day for Catholics lol). He thought I was joking the 3 times. I still cringe from not being able to realize those might have not been the best days to break up with someone, I guess I really wanted to break up with him xD to my defense I was 15
@user-wl4yt1dn6z
@user-wl4yt1dn6z 8 ай бұрын
If a woman ditches you for ASKING WHAT SHE WANTS then it's for the best, it's like trash taking out itself, you don't need her in your life
@harrymon0
@harrymon0 8 ай бұрын
This is bad advice if we're talking about a first date. It's good advice if you're already in a relationship with her.
@TheAsmileXD
@TheAsmileXD 8 ай бұрын
I think you didn't understand the video. Women don't know what they want so you can't give them a choice.
@Moon0525_
@Moon0525_ 8 ай бұрын
@@TheodoreChin-ih7xz yes, some of us really out here work in black-and-white literal thinking. So when we say no, we mean no. When we say yes, we mean yes. When we say maybe, we mean maybe. And we will also tell a man exactly what we want, when we want it, how we want it, and be extremely clear about that. I dislike anyone - man or woman - who is passive aggressive and doesn't say what they mean (or plays guessing games where they expect you to read their minds.) My mother is a huge 'I shouldn't have to ask you, you should know based on how I'm feeling' time and istg the fights we have over it.
@Moon0525_
@Moon0525_ 8 ай бұрын
@@TheodoreChin-ih7xz see, I like that. I like men who don't play guessing games, don't like guessing games, and want women who don't do guessing games. It makes life a helluva lot easier. Plus when I look back, I made the "first move" by blatantly asking for what I wanted, and they made the "official first move" by doing the action. (Eg asking to be kissed so they kiss me.) I genuinely don't know why women would want something else other than they've watched one too many episodes of Riverdale.
@user-wl4yt1dn6z
@user-wl4yt1dn6z 8 ай бұрын
@@Moon0525_ please marry me
@ad-sd-vids5332
@ad-sd-vids5332 Ай бұрын
7:23 that aged well, turns out she was pregnant the last 9 months and gave birth 2 weeks ago
@thedawgquestionmark
@thedawgquestionmark 25 күн бұрын
Heres one of my Ls: My first girlfriend had a friend that she assured me was just a friend. I was suspicious, but i dropped it since i trusted her. A week or 2 later, she gave me and him a paper that was a "boyfriend application" thing that had questions about height and age and why i thought i should be her boyfriend. Quite unsurprisingly i had been denied and she then told me that her "friend had never been given a paper and i was predestined to be dumped. An albiet creative but cruel way to cut someone off in my opinion
@Ghost01702
@Ghost01702 8 ай бұрын
I was once dating a girl who said she didn't care about Valentines Day and it was stupid, but then proceeded to get mad at me when I did nothing for her on Valentines Day 😐
@KlodFather
@KlodFather 8 ай бұрын
I was that dumb a few times. As the nazis would say "You will be severely punished!" And be certain I was LOL. I did get even. And I was punished again. Its an art that must be mastered.
@domm5715
@domm5715 8 ай бұрын
like shoe said... dont ever believe when gyal say ish like that dawg...they always care...every time
@HunterofWaifus
@HunterofWaifus 8 ай бұрын
I had a gf in high school that said the same thing. Luckily I ignored what she said and gave her a bear with a sombrero and a big box of chocolates. She was super happy for a week. Funny/fucked up that ignoring what she said made her happy.
@TheParez
@TheParez 8 ай бұрын
It's showing that you actually give a shit. Trust me, I know as another human being with his own problems + being diagnosed with ADHD from childhood; keeping contact with your loved ones is a chore (well, actually a fcking hard thing to do when you have to cope with real life at the same time as well. Google spoon theory autistm.) And if you don't have an ADHD or don't belong to any kind of autistic spectrum, ask your ADHD or autistic friend; I m sure they can broaden your viewpoint.@@HunterofWaifus
@Richard-Monssen
@Richard-Monssen 8 ай бұрын
Hahaha try having a birthday on Valentines day! Previous GF's always said let's celebrate your birthday - proceeds to only care about getting spoilt and never even given a happy birthday!
@Tom_Book
@Tom_Book 8 ай бұрын
"And now men are afraid of speaking to us." Yes, yes absolutely. It is not worth getting our name dragged on social media, risking our career, and adding further shame to the already unpleasant feeling of being rejected. Everytime we hear women in our lives (friends, family) mention having been approached by a man, it is depicted as an extremely horrible experience. I would hate to become the villain from those stories.
@clanghampton7158
@clanghampton7158 8 ай бұрын
Don't worry, you're also the villain for not approaching girls too. (She gave you a very obvious 'fuck me' signal by glancing at you for 0.534 seconds longer than she normally does the men she isn't attracted to)
@pauls5745
@pauls5745 8 ай бұрын
yeah nobody wants to be labeled as the guy that was hitting on her. "Can you believe that guy actually tried to hit on me?" as she talks to her friends.
@ZiddersRooFurry
@ZiddersRooFurry 8 ай бұрын
Have you ever thought to maybe ask the women in your life how best to approach them in order to avoid making a woman feel uncomfortable? I mean...ever? Pretty easy to figure out.
@clanghampton7158
@clanghampton7158 8 ай бұрын
@ZiddersRooFurry Because women always tell the truth about what they desire men to do? Did you miss the part of the video where they beg men to be vulnerable and then immediately lose attraction when the men do what they asked for???
@Cookiekeks
@Cookiekeks 8 ай бұрын
@@ZiddersRooFurry Don't do that, they'll lie to you. Don't ever listen to a women on dating advice.
@Ninguin
@Ninguin 16 күн бұрын
7:22 Way to hint there Shoe! Didn't even realize until today.
@stevenneice6720
@stevenneice6720 4 ай бұрын
My high-school crush was fighting with her boyfriend and came to my place to hang out. I was to nervous to talk to her so I started drinking. A glass of vodka later I was to drunk to catch any of her hints. She left shortly after, got back with her boyfriend and now they're happily married.
@disruptiveimagination8166
@disruptiveimagination8166 2 ай бұрын
That twat was willing to cheat, good on you for not humouring her attempt
@GreyGreenGod
@GreyGreenGod 8 ай бұрын
I once had a girlfriend who broke up with me. I tried to convince her out of it for like an hour. At the end of the hour she said “why won’t you respect me and my decision and let me leave?” so I left her alone because I respect her. A week later she came back mad at me because I didn’t fight for her.
@GreyGreenGod
@GreyGreenGod 8 ай бұрын
Got to the end of the video. I’m supposed to post an L. I took her back afterwards.
@woodyhorton8537
@woodyhorton8537 8 ай бұрын
@@GreyGreenGod oooffff i feel for you on that one
@cubicinfinity2
@cubicinfinity2 8 ай бұрын
This is weird.
@joshtiscareno1312
@joshtiscareno1312 8 ай бұрын
Women DO actually do this. Then again, they also sometimes break up with you to get with somebody else and then come crawling back when that gambit doesn't pay off.
@AMabud-lv7hy
@AMabud-lv7hy 8 ай бұрын
women amirite fellers xD
@Goth_Kitten22
@Goth_Kitten22 7 ай бұрын
MY Biggest L? Believing the shit I was taught as a kid about how life would be when I grew up. Society ripped me off and I want my money back.
@Wilhelm4131
@Wilhelm4131 7 ай бұрын
Truest L there is
@asgardianprotector6917
@asgardianprotector6917 7 ай бұрын
Yeah I want my money back also
@nikobellic570
@nikobellic570 7 ай бұрын
I feel the same way, but if I want to be happy I need to stop blaming societal messaging, parents, siblings, friends and teachers from my childhood
@Theomite
@Theomite 7 ай бұрын
Fuck the money, I want the years and my youth back!
@asgardianprotector6917
@asgardianprotector6917 7 ай бұрын
@@Theomite I'd take money as a metaphor for your the years tbh but yeah. I want them back as well
@Sergio_752
@Sergio_752 Ай бұрын
7:22 that's that we call a foreshadowing
@MetulManiac
@MetulManiac Ай бұрын
I'd been friendzoned so often in my life a girl was basically giving me directions to her cooter and I was stuck in friendzone mentality so hard I didn't see the signs.
@Tulemasin
@Tulemasin 8 ай бұрын
I think the most common L for me and most men is realizing that a woman was making hints for intimate engagement but we didn't pick up on it and realize it two moths later.
@hugorodriguez9508
@hugorodriguez9508 8 ай бұрын
Two months? I realized like 5 years later
@karoltakisobie6638
@karoltakisobie6638 8 ай бұрын
Yea, make that "years" and I found out from someone else. Mind blown
@xiii0722
@xiii0722 8 ай бұрын
Agree completely.
@WithoutForm911
@WithoutForm911 8 ай бұрын
But you did get two moths out of it. That's pretty cool. They're like goth butterflies
@Bennyboy1985
@Bennyboy1985 8 ай бұрын
Yeah bud see my comment I just posted earlier lol
@maskedqiu
@maskedqiu 3 ай бұрын
12:05 OMG you just made me realize. This might be one of the major factors as to why games like Helldivers 2 are so successful
@NoFeckingNamesLeft
@NoFeckingNamesLeft 3 ай бұрын
Why vidya in general is consuming the lives of most young men, there’s nowhere in the real world interested in making them feel useful.
@bastiancole3565
@bastiancole3565 8 ай бұрын
Giving a "Me or the Hobby" ultimatum will almost always end up in the man taking the hobby. She's clearly willing to end a relationship over it, so major red flag.
@weaselwolf8425
@weaselwolf8425 8 ай бұрын
Ong. Pick a control freak who likes mind games or pick a little fun box that let's you play with the homies or play solo campaigns. Like why even ask. 🤦🏽‍♂️
@TrimensionG
@TrimensionG 8 ай бұрын
yeah sh0e reacted to it as if it was the physical PS that was the prize here, if you know these cases you immediately know its not the physical appliance but the notion of gaming as a hobby that these ultimatum givers are trying to snuff out.
@WeWudDieJusToLive
@WeWudDieJusToLive 8 ай бұрын
Yes, I’ve never threatened my Fiancés PC. The first time I told him he has a legit problem with it he got really emotional and thought I was going to take it away. I was like absolutely not, I’m trying to meet you in the middle and help you divide up your time better. You cant put off all house responsibilities because you need over 6hrs on the computer every night. It’s not healthy. It got better after four years, but ultimatums defiantly don’t get to the root of the problem.
@nicolevose3066
@nicolevose3066 8 ай бұрын
If someone makes you choose between them and someone else, choose the person who did not make you choose.
@Cdre_Satori
@Cdre_Satori 8 ай бұрын
Kinda L to realise all those years amount not even to PlayStation
@stevenkraft8070
@stevenkraft8070 8 ай бұрын
God bless Shoe for trying to bridge the gap between men and women by posting their varied romantic failures!
@FazeParticles
@FazeParticles 8 ай бұрын
the below average attractive people need to date each other and stop chasing people who will never take them seriously other than for recreation.
@chukyuniqul
@chukyuniqul 8 ай бұрын
​@@FazeParticlesman you gonna mald when a woman you're really, REALLY into leaves you for the runner-up to the danny devito impersonation contest (first place was the man himself). Bruh I'm anywhere from homely to average-looking and so many girls, even those way outta my league, got interested just because I am engaging to listen to. Charisma isn't about being pretty, it's about being able to enrich with your presence.
@timtbone8187
@timtbone8187 8 ай бұрын
@@chukyuniqul good one uggo
@undeadwarrior88
@undeadwarrior88 8 ай бұрын
@@chukyuniqullmao cope
@tromboner6061
@tromboner6061 8 ай бұрын
fr..what a W elder sister responsible empath energy she has
@spencerpearson1321
@spencerpearson1321 Ай бұрын
So this was her actually telling us she was pregnant. got it.
@SevenDelta
@SevenDelta 3 ай бұрын
Love your content! Lots of depth and witty humor.
@ghostwiththemost6881
@ghostwiththemost6881 8 ай бұрын
As a man who constantly takes dating L’s I see this vid as an absolute win
@MR-backup
@MR-backup 8 ай бұрын
Bro, you're dating: You're drowning in W's.
@superroboguy998
@superroboguy998 8 ай бұрын
@@MR-backup dating seems good, but it can be very mentally painful and difficult to maintain, and you can end up worse off than when you started sometimes. it's not all roses and smiles, sometimes it's never that.
@E3T7
@E3T7 8 ай бұрын
@@superroboguy998But in the end it’s worth it. Remember, the hardest things in life bear the most fruit. But you have to work for it and continue to water it
@ninjacats1647
@ninjacats1647 8 ай бұрын
@@E3T7 Life is not as mechanical as you think it is. Simplifying life into "put in work, get results" fails to consider the levels of nuance that is necessary to make said work achieve results.
@dmtaboo_truth7052
@dmtaboo_truth7052 8 ай бұрын
@@ninjacats1647 Sometimes you can put in all the hard work and just be unlucky.
@edwardk1441
@edwardk1441 8 ай бұрын
My biggest L was my first one. When I was 13 I met a cute girl in my neighborhood. I tried to flirt by telling her I liked her accent and asked her where she was from. She said "it's not an accent. I have a lisp." I was so embarrassed I just silently turned around and went home.
@cloudysensation8406
@cloudysensation8406 8 ай бұрын
lmao
@jrosse12
@jrosse12 8 ай бұрын
😭🤣
@izzyrazzbuffnik2326
@izzyrazzbuffnik2326 8 ай бұрын
Ah! She was probably from Castille in Spain ;-)
@ookami219odinswolf5
@ookami219odinswolf5 8 ай бұрын
​@@izzyrazzbuffnik2326lol bro you beat me to it
@cg3868
@cg3868 8 ай бұрын
I'm 42 and did this no less than 1 year ago.... Sigh.
@ModernDaySisyphus
@ModernDaySisyphus 14 күн бұрын
My L? Yea sure I broke up with a girl because I didn’t see a future with her and I wasn’t in the right place for a relationship. I got back with her. I want to break up again. *I hate myself.*
@JoeyVegas13
@JoeyVegas13 3 ай бұрын
You're an absolute breath of fresh air 😂❤
@BeTheSpecial
@BeTheSpecial 8 ай бұрын
Once, I nervously approached a kind of cute quirky girl just to give her a compliment, but got so flustered in just talking to her that when she asked "So what are you doing later?" I LITERALLY TOLD HER WHAT I WAS DOING LATER She was like, "Oh, ok, cool" and I left quickly
@jeanperdsmesbras5720
@jeanperdsmesbras5720 8 ай бұрын
uh what's the problem here ?
@Orange_Swirl
@Orange_Swirl 8 ай бұрын
Hahaha lol
@Brandwein42
@Brandwein42 8 ай бұрын
@@jeanperdsmesbras5720 Opportunity to hang out with the girl, maaaaaybe. But to think of that in the moment is hard when the anxiety hits.
@sweebos
@sweebos 8 ай бұрын
So what were you doing? 🤔
@HeraldOD
@HeraldOD 8 ай бұрын
@@sweebos we must know
@STEPHxCA
@STEPHxCA 8 ай бұрын
One time my coworker went on a date with a guy she said was really great but she turned him down immediately after. He responded with indifference and she later walked back on her decision only for him to turn her down because she seemed too indecisive. Her response to this was to try getting me to help her teepee his house to which I declined and told her “Well maybe you shouldn’t act stupid with guys you actually like.”
@jessemiller3108
@jessemiller3108 8 ай бұрын
Dude, she wanted you to teepee his house? Jesus...
@rameynoodles152
@rameynoodles152 8 ай бұрын
it's T.P. btw, not teepee... It stands for Toilet Paper, not a cone-shaped tent traditionally used by many native peoples of the Great Plains of North America.
@icqme8586
@icqme8586 8 ай бұрын
@@rameynoodles152 Thanks. I was picturing her moving into his backyard in a cone tent.
@darwinxavier3516
@darwinxavier3516 8 ай бұрын
@@icqme8586 NGL, I initially thought it was some new slang that involved a tent.
@sumomaster5585
@sumomaster5585 8 ай бұрын
@@darwinxavier3516 didn't get it, what's toilet paper doing there??
@SuperGiantt
@SuperGiantt Ай бұрын
Bro I had a cute nerdy girl who liked me and tried to flirt with me and I brushed it off not recognizing what it was till a year later💀💀
@saint037
@saint037 24 күн бұрын
and now you'll remember your L for the rest of your life
@drpallus
@drpallus Ай бұрын
in retrospect the joke about her being pregnant is funny as fuck for those who dont know she was eating good for two months at that point
@zanehanson5579
@zanehanson5579 8 ай бұрын
My worst L was spending an entire day with my crush but was too scared to make a move. Hiked in the bluffs, nice dinner, all of it. Went back to her dorm, she showered and curled up next to me still in her towel. Finally, she turned my head, kissed me, and said "My God Man, read the room!" I was just trying to not make her uncomfortable in case she didn't like me back :(
@JohnWick-rh1zz
@JohnWick-rh1zz 8 ай бұрын
Hopefully you finally read the room
@Bacontruffle
@Bacontruffle 8 ай бұрын
common man so blind he needs the girl to brail "I like you dumbass" on her boobs and physically force his hands on there and then probably still go "I dunno man, maybe she loves me as a friend" jokes aside, lucky you my dude, and don't give up. Women do appreciate it when you show you're really working on understanding her better
@EldenRingBuildsArchive
@EldenRingBuildsArchive 8 ай бұрын
Aww, that’s actually adorable
@pingeee
@pingeee 8 ай бұрын
@@Bacontruffle lol sounds like some shit out of an anime
@etinloki
@etinloki 8 ай бұрын
Any updates?
@TomH2681
@TomH2681 8 ай бұрын
"Men in captivity need to feel they have a purpose, or else they die" Dang... Shoe understands us better than we understand ourselves.
@LilNewo
@LilNewo 8 ай бұрын
Feel sorry for you youngins that you have been so fkd over by the lefts brainwashing that you dont even know that about yourself.
@markverani5088
@markverani5088 8 ай бұрын
No, it isn't. History mostly records evidence of the contrary.
@spycedezynuk
@spycedezynuk 8 ай бұрын
@@markverani5088Tf ?
@BIZaGoten
@BIZaGoten 8 ай бұрын
Yeah that line hit hard and it's 100% correct.
@markverani5088
@markverani5088 8 ай бұрын
@@BIZaGoten Men in captivity are kept alive by hope that gives them purpose outside the goals of the captor. When the purpose is only what the captor provides, they become husks and automatons. Take a closer look at the history of slaves in the US or husbands who feel trapped and dejected.
@datsleepyboied9946
@datsleepyboied9946 Ай бұрын
7.23 forshadowing is a narritive device in which the auth-
@ginnungagapabyss5639
@ginnungagapabyss5639 Ай бұрын
The only massive L I had was a lady in my classroom having her friends ask me to hang out with them while she hid behind me without me knowing, and the friends started talking about how we would make for a cute could. I've been rejected because of my race several times (I understand we all have our types, but it never got to me.), so I've responded with “Oh, I'm not sure if she's into guys from my race.” right after that she revealed that she was behind me, by telling me her dating history with men of my race. The class was starting so we just left it at that, and nothing came out of it.
@cesarlinares6156
@cesarlinares6156 8 ай бұрын
I was dead ass ready to take this seriously and hear you out on women’s problems and you hit me with this 😂
@SuperJuanTV1
@SuperJuanTV1 8 ай бұрын
so you liked it?
@csmith7404
@csmith7404 4 ай бұрын
This video was utterly horrifying. Great job. Absolutely subscribing.
@Lord_Dillinger
@Lord_Dillinger Ай бұрын
I have not truly laughed with a KZbin creator, until today! Thank you!
@kylefrank638
@kylefrank638 8 ай бұрын
Nothing like hearing "situationship" to make me feel even more like the oldest young person on the planet.
@lightningmonky7674
@lightningmonky7674 8 ай бұрын
Anyone who uses that to me is a nasty bitch, monogamy is sexy
@taik286
@taik286 8 ай бұрын
Lol same
@Vibycko
@Vibycko 8 ай бұрын
hearing that made me physically flinch and double check the video.
@quatore-5886
@quatore-5886 8 ай бұрын
Sounds like another word to dodge personal accountability
@alphamineron
@alphamineron 8 ай бұрын
The stupidest single word ever uttered by this species… it’s so disgusting, knew this girl who couldn’t even call this guy her boyfriend who she met 8 months ago and had been sleeping with every week. Didn’t know what to say, I genuinely felt bad for her because she actually liked him…
@jblen
@jblen 8 ай бұрын
I began writing my L story but then I realised it doesn't need to be seen by anyone and that's what separates me from these people.
@Heyjude702
@Heyjude702 8 ай бұрын
W
@m4x927
@m4x927 8 ай бұрын
Dew it...
@YouaNumbahOneRacist
@YouaNumbahOneRacist 8 ай бұрын
Oh sure, make _me_ feel like a dipshit.
@earthbind83
@earthbind83 8 ай бұрын
Good choice.
@voided_sun
@voided_sun 8 ай бұрын
I backspaced it too
@devx-1272
@devx-1272 4 ай бұрын
17:24 😧 I don't think I've ever had my attention grabbed so firmly after saying "listen" then popping all 10 fingers, Forward and Backwards off the dome🤯 that has to be a trained skill
@nicksothep8472
@nicksothep8472 Ай бұрын
I only found this today. Please make more! Always been a fan, but this made laugh quite a lot 👍🏻🖤🏴‍☠️
@AstraLuna-o9i
@AstraLuna-o9i 8 ай бұрын
As a women I’m so glad that I married my husband 20 years ago. I cannot imagine dating these days.
@ryzikx
@ryzikx 8 ай бұрын
how many women are you?
@randobad
@randobad 8 ай бұрын
I don't believe it exists anymore, at least not in the traditional sense.
@cstefalen15
@cstefalen15 8 ай бұрын
@@ryzikx 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ancientslav4863
@ancientslav4863 8 ай бұрын
After all the crazy woke shit started, girls saying they need 6.2 foot, 6 figures, saying they are a 10 even if they are obese, think body count doesnt matter - To men, it sure does! To us, women with high BC are hoes. To women, men with high BC are experienced players... after the feminism, the metoo sht, the pronoun shit, the safe spaces, the activism shit etc I dont even look at women....fuck that
@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad
@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad 8 ай бұрын
If I became single again I don't think I would get married again. Not worth the risk
@CactusJackter
@CactusJackter 5 ай бұрын
I was talking to a female friend at a pub and she hinted she had a crush on someone. I asked who it was and she said "hes sitting on this bench" - so i looked around and assumed she meant another guy who was sat further away.
@antonberglund117
@antonberglund117 5 ай бұрын
But she meant you I guess?👀👀👀
@marianpe5773
@marianpe5773 4 ай бұрын
I would think same😂
@andymcclurg9916
@andymcclurg9916 4 ай бұрын
We've all been there
@runeingebretsen8378
@runeingebretsen8378 4 ай бұрын
@@andymcclurg9916 men speak our mind,women in innuendos,and some speak so vague even god would miss it.
@ax.f-1256
@ax.f-1256 3 ай бұрын
And you are absolutely correct unless your name is Lord Nigel Dollarsworth II. Jr. Or maybe she is a medium and is seeing Ghosts..
@MoontownMoss
@MoontownMoss 3 ай бұрын
I was outside a gig having a smoke and a girl came up to me and said "You have amazing hair". I just said thanks and smiled and that's the end of the story, but that was 15 years ago and I still think of the compliment every so often.
@andrewbush2133
@andrewbush2133 4 ай бұрын
You are hilarious 😂 I really enjoy watching your video they get me laughing!
@scopezz9811
@scopezz9811 8 ай бұрын
I got a girl through her finals, convinced her parents to let her buy a gaming pc, built the aforementioned gaming pc, provided her shelter when her mother nearly threw her out of the house, just to be left with the words 'you didn't do enough' and for her to go to the guy I was suspicious of in her friendgroup. I take that as a W because I am not with someone like that anymore
@natebeal18
@natebeal18 8 ай бұрын
Nah that's an L. Same thing basically happened to me. Yea I am glad that toxic bitch is gone, but it is far from a W for me.
@Cooldude-ko7ps
@Cooldude-ko7ps 8 ай бұрын
Yeah.
@brandonmcalpin9228
@brandonmcalpin9228 8 ай бұрын
Idk man. Sounds like you’ve got a faulty red flag scanner. The red flags were there, you just didn’t see it. I’m assuming the dad isn’t around? That’s always the case with women like her.
@-Believeinyourself-
@-Believeinyourself- 8 ай бұрын
@@brandonmcalpin9228bro wrote one comment on one random post on a random video on some social media platform on the internet and you think this absolutely microscopic piece of information in the entirety of his life and this relationship is enough evidence to make the conclusions you just did. Turn it around on yourself and ask if that would be enough knowledge for a complete stranger to do with your life. Go outside and touch some grass
@MrDisembodiedVoice
@MrDisembodiedVoice 8 ай бұрын
Bro did you at least keep the PC?
@CopiousDoinksLLC
@CopiousDoinksLLC 8 ай бұрын
10:55 I like how her first response to being ghosted because she was a journalist is to behave in exactly the type of manner that makes it seem completely justified and reasonable to ghost a journalist.
@kamu38
@kamu38 8 ай бұрын
The most charitable interpretation is it's a joke. Having said that, for someone that works at Jezabel, it would be hard to determine if they have a sick sense of humour or are actually bonkers.
@keennickolas8575
@keennickolas8575 8 ай бұрын
comedy GOLD xD
@No_Way_NO_WAY
@No_Way_NO_WAY 8 ай бұрын
It isn't? Seriously, there are only few jobs that have the potential to screw your life and or reputation big time than journalists. That's the same reason, you try to avoid dating a co-worker. Not for the time you are together but because there always is a breakup and then the shit show, name calling and lying begins.
@WhatIsSanity
@WhatIsSanity 8 ай бұрын
@@No_Way_NO_WAY Journos don't date other journos because they are toxic people is all I got from that. Journalists say or write and do really stupid and horrific things every single day without being fired because it is literally their job to be lying scum.
@johnteixeira6405
@johnteixeira6405 8 ай бұрын
@@kamu38 No one who works at Jezebel has a sense of humor. Not a chance.
@justinmartinez3332
@justinmartinez3332 3 ай бұрын
Subscribed! Just because you’re freaking funny 😂
@Ghostwhite1014
@Ghostwhite1014 4 ай бұрын
Loved the video! You are hilarious 😂
@davidfraser2946
@davidfraser2946 8 ай бұрын
my biggest W is that i convinced a woman that i'm not a depraved maniac. 4 kids and 27 years in and she still hasn't figured it out.
@nontoxic9960
@nontoxic9960 7 ай бұрын
LOL
@FringeWizard2
@FringeWizard2 7 ай бұрын
Weird as a normal man I have to try and convince women that I'm actually a depraved maniac to get them to care about me at all.
@jer3887
@jer3887 7 ай бұрын
Score!
@pussydestroyer69285
@pussydestroyer69285 7 ай бұрын
Lmaoo
@nukeputin420
@nukeputin420 7 ай бұрын
​@@FringeWizard2Except the news is full of depraved male maniac murderers so...
@AC-lq4zw
@AC-lq4zw 8 ай бұрын
One time a girl I was friends with changed her clothes in my car after homecoming senior year and said "ok don't look... Actually you can if you want too" and I just laughed it off and kept looking out the window. Didn't get it until the next day. Actually had a girl tell me to look at her while she stripped down to her underwear in my car and I still didn't get the hint.
@salildeshpande7
@salildeshpande7 8 ай бұрын
you made the right choice brother
@randobad
@randobad 8 ай бұрын
Me
@edvaedan9161
@edvaedan9161 8 ай бұрын
Had a few similar experiences when I was younger and dumber. Youth really is wasted on the young.
@mad_scientist5597
@mad_scientist5597 8 ай бұрын
@@edvaedan9161 Youth really is wasted on the young, that's a surprisingly striking thing to say, I wonder why I haven't ever heard it before
@Sammenluola
@Sammenluola 8 ай бұрын
Oh boy, that's an "L"
@michaellee4463
@michaellee4463 11 күн бұрын
7:23 "The internet will never know when I'm pregnant by the way. They'll just have to assume I'm eating good" Damn, I guess you really are mommy Shoe now
@cletusvonmeth2961
@cletusvonmeth2961 Ай бұрын
Took me three vids, I'm hooked.
@Evabently1
@Evabently1 7 ай бұрын
"Men in captivity need to have a purpose or else they will die" is the single best quote I've heard all year.
@jantube358
@jantube358 6 ай бұрын
There is something very true about it. Like look how economists are worried about single men not spending any money.
@TechReviewTom
@TechReviewTom 6 ай бұрын
That's why they think they're alpha males because the term was born out of animals in captivity observed and labelled
@Verbatimorgish
@Verbatimorgish 5 ай бұрын
true.
@seanmarshall5463
@seanmarshall5463 5 ай бұрын
Or they start wars. Either option is not very good.
@jantube358
@jantube358 5 ай бұрын
@chandllerburse737 statistic data says the opposite. Things like upgrading a PC once a year seem expensive but they aren't much compared to spending money in a relationship.
@trumbogrumbo363
@trumbogrumbo363 8 ай бұрын
My biggest L was probably getting asked to a Highschool dance by a girl I really liked just to spend the entire thing avoiding her because I hated myself so much.
@jelleskates5003
@jelleskates5003 8 ай бұрын
I feel that 😢
@alephnull8377
@alephnull8377 8 ай бұрын
Same happened to me except I said no to both girls because I convinced myself they were rucking with me
@jameschapman4865
@jameschapman4865 8 ай бұрын
No one who hates themselves should be dating at all. No one is going to be able to 'fix' how you feel about yourself. I'm not one of those people who believes in 'you have to love yourself before you're ready to love someone else', most people don't. Those that do tend to be narcissist's. But you have to be content with yourself/happy enough at least. Hope you don't feel that way anymore, but if you do then that's something only you can repair
@mashpotatosauce3566
@mashpotatosauce3566 8 ай бұрын
🫂
@heik9108
@heik9108 8 ай бұрын
@@alephnull8377 I did the exact same thing the one time a girl showed interest in me. To this day I'm not even sure she wasn't messing with me.
@chanceyboone7575
@chanceyboone7575 6 күн бұрын
Realizing that first girl is madi hart from the breakdancing dad situation is hilarious
@LTzEz03z
@LTzEz03z 3 ай бұрын
@13:48 Finally brought that one home for me. Thank you.
@MagPrimeLong-cm1fz
@MagPrimeLong-cm1fz 8 ай бұрын
"Men in captivity need to feel like they have a purpose...or else they die." - ShoeOnHead I don't know about you, but this hits hard, especially for men who were constantly been belittled in their relationships.
@ElusivEnigma
@ElusivEnigma 8 ай бұрын
100%
@julesb2415
@julesb2415 8 ай бұрын
I always say men should never get married, have a family, or have kids. It's a trap, be smart and single for life
@eigelgregossweisse9563
@eigelgregossweisse9563 8 ай бұрын
Or they fight back. Or destroy... which is what we're seeing today.
@massivive
@massivive 8 ай бұрын
who fucking told her
@goazer2
@goazer2 8 ай бұрын
Nick F might steal that.
@monx84
@monx84 8 ай бұрын
When I was in highschool in a cooking class. I used to talk to this one girl just being friendly. One day she said "So yeah it sucks I don't have anyone to take me to prom." All smooth like and my response "Yeah that sucks, good luck with that." It took me 17 years to one day realize she was hinting about me taking her to prom. Man was I thick in the head back then.
@Gyrfalcon312
@Gyrfalcon312 8 ай бұрын
I had a girl take me to her house... to help her study for math. Twice. - God _damn_ , I was dumb.
@nothingreallyrhymeswithora9377
@nothingreallyrhymeswithora9377 8 ай бұрын
You know how girls project about how guys play too many games? Well, chicks need to be more obvious with what they want. Everything to them is a damn game.
@killcat1971
@killcat1971 8 ай бұрын
@@Gyrfalcon312 You think that's bad, I had a girl literally take her pants off in my bedroom, and I still didn't get the hint.
@turgor127
@turgor127 8 ай бұрын
Social cues are not easy, don't be hard on yourself.
@StarkIndustries68
@StarkIndustries68 8 ай бұрын
Same here man same thing happened to me back in 2020 I had a girl said a similar thing to what you said but I was like “nah I just wanna get my diploma and bounce tbh I’m done with school” smh real stupid decision on my end
@soggymarshmallow
@soggymarshmallow 3 ай бұрын
10:27 - the definition of mixed signals. I'm not sure how a guy is expected to interpret himself as an exception for her.
@MisterAccord
@MisterAccord 21 күн бұрын
The first clip that Shoe uses is Madi, the daughter of Ben Hart (Breakdancing Dad), just a few months before that Internet drama. Sure enough, Madi continued to post Ls online after Shoe's video, with the unintended effect of making her father into an Internet celebrity.
@Olfan
@Olfan 8 ай бұрын
"Men were built for war and hunting […] I don't care if you could open the jar yourself, give it to him. Men in captivity need to feel like they have a purpose, or else they die." I love you, shoe, you really get us.
@eljefe4258
@eljefe4258 8 ай бұрын
I was built for war and hunting... and you're about to be on the receiving end of that@@anonymousone6075
@triggerhappytexen3429
@triggerhappytexen3429 8 ай бұрын
Yes
@dax8753
@dax8753 8 ай бұрын
thats made me feel better I cant take the lids off anymore and feel a nuisance asking
@flyingfetus4364
@flyingfetus4364 8 ай бұрын
I don't really get it. I'm ok with smoking joints and studying for college, I don't need to be performing some use and shi lol.
@jd8184
@jd8184 8 ай бұрын
No you dmfk, if men were built for war then ptsd, depression, suicide wouldn't all be drastically higher for men who were in wars. This comment reads as some lost kid trying to find purpose and then gets tricked by th recruiter into becoming a grunt in the marines and then gets obliterated the first time they step foot in combat
@Byrnzi360
@Byrnzi360 8 ай бұрын
I honestly never considered using ‘two’ mini fridges as a tv stand, before… Mind. Blown.
@tzxazrael
@tzxazrael 7 ай бұрын
i mean one mini-fridge is obvious.... keeps the drinks cold. but two?? YOU COULD PUT SNACKS IN THAT ONE!!
@kumbah2006
@kumbah2006 7 ай бұрын
I've used just one mini fridge, but that's because someone else had brought my stuff in for me, so I didn't really get to use my TV much for a week or two ... haha - on the whole, it works for Q and D solution ! :)
@lordpalandus11
@lordpalandus11 7 ай бұрын
Fridges are massive power hogs. Your powerbill at the end of the month would be enormous. Mini fridges suck up almost as much power as a regular fridge, because the technology of keeping things cold is largely the same and requires just as much energy to work. Plus... mini fridges put out a lot of heat. So, it might overheat your TV or gaming console. There is a reason why most people don't do that.
@jmanswat2457
@jmanswat2457 7 ай бұрын
New product idea
@blackchibisan8116
@blackchibisan8116 7 ай бұрын
It really is big brain. Like I get why people would feel that way but….
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