The Pros And Cons Of Dating Smart People. Drew Barth - Full Special

[@codylgarcia]

“Clap if you’re the smart one in the relationship” We’ve been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled.

[@philup6274]

Hoodwinked

[@babydriver8134]

A Red vs. Blue reference?

[@Highly3666]

We've been smeckledorfed

[@t5hammer871]

Speckledorfed

[@NatandGeorge]

@@t5hammer871 besmeckledorfed if you're going for exactitude.

[@XGD5layer]

"Diamonds are forever." "I know, sweetie. And so is styrofoam." I died.

[@wailelealoha]

I LOVED that line--and the one about the big spoons!!

[@carson551]

As a smart woman, all I thought was when the two things biodegrade and how to destroy a diamond.

[@flan.flan1]

Rip in rip

[@siren2315]

XGD5layer I dont get it. Can somebody please explain?

[@flan.flan1]

Siren styrofoam doesn’t decompose quickly

[@ziolan8970]

"clap if you're the smart one in the relationship" Just prevented at least 10 unplanned pregnancies today

[@ShaudaySmith]

LOL!

[@jeffjordan8836]

Zio Lan haha rite though?

[@danarzechula3769]

Thanks for my laugh of the day

[@sto4713]

Lol nice

[@TheNormExperience]

🥇 Best comment I’ve seen all day!

[@elizabethmccoy2749]

This is the only stand up I've heard where I'm not horrified by how the comedian is describing their significant other

[@Gaia12353]

Watch Steve Geyer! He talks about his marriage of 31 years and it’s wonderful.

[@esosaohenhen]

Jon Melany is pretty solid with his wife’s description as well

[@harriettubman337]

🤣comics get stereotyped too...loads are funny, clean NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS

[@cmarq817]

I know! I find most of these “clean comedy” comedians are just bad mouthing their marriages and/or partners! Liked this guy very much …

[@mountain-mornings]

Yess 👏 Waluigi 💜

[@helen9972]

"and a bottle of wine because I'm bad at forming interpersonal relationships" OUCH he came for the jugular

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Go big or you should have stayed at home.

[@MsShellectable]

So spot on.

[@unclewazza777]

@ιnvιdιoυѕ тнrυѕт Lmao.

[@DEFENDEROFJUSTICE-xd9ct]

Jumin be like:

[@ttylxox00]

That one hit me hard, ngl

[@chazblank2717]

“Are we really gonna trust a guy who doesn’t know where the big spoons go?”

[@steelethescene]

"Paid for by the woman who knows where the big spoons go."

[@LoveLove-zg4jn]

In the fountain, BTW how do you know its a guy?

[@LoveLove-zg4jn]

AC/DC beware of those who join house to house dude. Don't take any wooden nickles.

[@scabbage]

Sometimes I really don't know where she wants my big spoons to go.

[@chazblank2717]

@Commie Dog42 yeah what’s your point? That I copied it down in quotation marks and got 2K completely unearned undeserved likes? If it’s any consolation to your offended sensibilities I wasn’t trying to steal anyone’s thunder, I was just stoned and elated enough to share my favorite line. It might not be formatted in “standard” MLA but I’m clearly not claiming the joke as my own. Worst case scenario would be giving this dude unhelpful negative and or cryptic feedback like you gave me. But if anything Drew Barth can look through the comments section and see that this is one of his jokes people are having an especially positive response to.

[@americaroleplayer]

*wedding ring flies off* ". . . That's not an omen or anything, right?" Even this dude's improv is on point.

[@sto4713]

If hed stop working out like me he wouldnt have that problem with his finger being too skinny...')

[@AsmoDeus8335]

Anyone know if he's still married😆

[@jerkfudgewater147]

21:15

[@LucyMankiller]

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[@atomicbunny6174]

@@LucyMankiller yes

[@suecrosby481]

My husband and I took an online IQ test about 19 years ago. We scored the exact same three digits. We each got the questions the other missed.

[@Hair8Metal8Karen]

That's the goal really..

[@digitalharmony26]

Sounds like you two were meant to be, literally haha that’s perfect. I hope life is still going well for you two

[@monicaluketich6913]

Opposites attract!!

[@colleenclements5715]

Cute💯

[@hardyerhardt5929]

That a perfect match of a marriage! Congrats!!!

[@tallanddark89]

That negative attack ad metaphor was actually hilarious

[@jfish032]

Yes, unbelievable.. too real, but fantastic. I died laughing

[@RonaldMcPaul]

@@jfish032 RIP you

[@danarzechula3769]

Especially the last little brought to you by part

[@Based_Goddd]

I hope he blows up, first I’ve seen of him. He’s confident on stage and hilarious! Upload more of him

[@SUPERMAR10312]

Whelp time for bed . . . I read your first sentence and wondered why you would want him to explode.

[@roberthammon9621]

@@SUPERMAR10312 I think he meant that he wants his popularity to "blow up." Something got lost in the translation.

[@Based_Goddd]

Nothing got lost in translation lol, he just didn’t understand a common phrase.

[@jdunnatl]

This is one of the best shows I've seen by an unknown comic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole set. Wishing this comedian the best of luck!

[@mariewagner5283]

Anybody hear how his health is doing? They posted his stuff awhile ago but he took a hiatus recently because of a major health scare. Wondering if he's doing better or not.

[@mww22410]

I love the voice he does for his wife. 🙃

[@wondergirl1223]

Yeah it was good 😁

[@ipalmore4014]

youd scare the cat! lol

[@melvina628]

So funny!!

[@Mutantcy1992]

Reminds me of Trevor Moore

[@kilo5869]

He's good at imitating

[@tricky2055]

This guy is hilarious!!! Wasn’t vulgar and didn’t have to say shocking filthy words to try to get laughs. He could have his on sitcom!

[@unrepentantoffender188]

that is the main point of Dry Bar: comedy sans the cursing or vulgarity. Also, "OWN sitcom"

[@rudeboy1431]

I dont think comedian swear or use vulgar language to try to get laughs. Pretty sure its just part of their vocabulary

[@AmySkribble]

So what? People can be funny with both.

[@firouz256]

I think he can have his ON and OFF sitcom

[@ds6914]

@@unrepentantoffender188 "comedy"

[@BelenPeralta1]

“He probably doesn’t get winded when we make out” IM CRYING 😂😂

[@donnahampton3632]

"That's too many muscles. You'd scare the cat." (in wife voice)

[@graceb7284]

My favorite part lol

[@jaygroomes1357]

While we watch greys anatomy

[@Dog0Food]

⁰

[@badartgallery9322]

Best

[@floatingsara]

I also lost it at that sentence !!!

[@FoamyLatte78]

*Quietly files this under "comedians who love their wives and don't rely on sexist jokes” * :)

[@supercalifragic1551]

Husband hating jokes are just as common as wife hating jokes. They're all pathetic. Respect your spouses, people.

[@mimio008]

Yeah that's a breeze of fresh air

[@recusantbile9829]

Because you "lowkey" enjoy that kind of comedy?

[@lfreece2]

Shadup you nag

[@lynns4122]

@@lfreece2 you seem like a delight

[@pandorazbox9659]

I like this delivery. No belly laughs, Just a constant smile and a giggle. Good one.

[@destinydunham103]

He keeps commenting on his weight, but he actually looks good. And he is super talented. I laughed so much. Also love that instead making jokes about woman being “bitchy” like a lot of comedians, 90 percent of this was him talking about how he loves his wife

[@Mike_A1114]

I’m gonna use that styrofoam bit 😂

[@sandybeach7487]

I agree, he is a healthy good looking man.

[@DeathnoteBB]

I just saw a stand-up video (on this channel i think) of a guy whose jokes were basically just him complaining about his wife. I left cause it just felt like he had an unhealthy relationship and it made me uncomfortable... This is 100% more funny and refreshing. Like John Mulaney’s “I love my wife” stuff

[@e4Bc4Qf3Qf7]

@@DeathnoteBB I came from the same video, this is far more entertaining the other was just sad.

[@recoverytips6541]

Wasn't this just his first anniversary? Give him 10-20 years lol (hopefully not, I'm jk)

[@alexisgrunden1556]

..You know, he's probably spot on about the chocolate diamonds and the board meeting.

[@lavinder11]

That's what happened with Axe Dark and Gold Temptation during the marketing brainstorms.

[@cassieparker2490]

haha. I wouldn't be surprised if he's right. LOL

[@howlingwaters2741]

My old jeweler called the "Chocolate Diamonds" Brownies.

[@serenazhang9222]

Now here is even “salt and pepper” diamond.... wishing the trend go back to quality.

[@jeanettaM194]

Wait!!...bring him back. He’s so animated. Timing is great and his voice is very distinguished. Good audience.

[@jamesthe-doctor8981]

He should be back soon, if not already. I know he was in an accident almost exactly one year ago and did suffer some brain trauma. There's a go fund me account somebody put up to help with the medical bills.

[@floatingsara]

@@jamesthe-doctor8981 a comfortably-off white guy cannot afford medical bills in US ? Man, American healthcare system must be really broken !!! Get rid of those greedy insurance companies soon

[@praussie311]

"Gluten free corn bread is like biting into a sandcastle." 🤣😂

[@impracticalPhysics]

only if you make it without canned sweetcorn

[@shelwilk9984]

That’s why they call it GLUten!

[@carimcalkins8977]

Truth!

[@rinpaisys]

“You guys can edit that out right?” Them: well yes, but actually no.

[@BrianGivensYtube]

"We can but we ain't gonna."

[@LoveLove-zg4jn]

It doesn't have a reset button?

[@LoveLove-zg4jn]

Amos 5:11

[@basicallybluesky]

What actually happened there? Did something fall?

[@TheHellogs4444]

@@basicallybluesky His ring fell by mistake, and he OWNED it

[@Sh3phali]

Absolutely refreshing to hear someone who actually loves their wife and doesn't feel the need for sexist jokes about marriage

[@Bezmenov93]

🤢🤮

[@brittroobies274]

@Derrell S Ah. A male who isn't secure in his own masculinity and has below par morals. Hello.

[@brittroobies274]

@Derrell S Such a shame you're that insecure buddy. Don't worry, it normally gets better as you age.

[@saygod777]

Krystal Louve why?

[@saygod777]

Derrell S why?

[@littleblueclovers]

This was nice. He felt like I was having a funny conversation with a friend during a lunch. It wasn’t a bust-your-gut laughter but it was strangely educational with life advice and the like. Very comfortable to listen to.

[@blankshaliburton277]

if Prince Charming was adopted and raised in the suburbs ...

[@Cultural_Supremacist]

I'mma have to disagree... my gut will take a day to recover after watching this.

[@ggrthemostgodless8713]

You can ruin a wet dream!! "strangely educational with life and the like" !! ----- yack.

[@lanatorbica8815]

Im pretty sure this is possibly the worst thing you can say to a comedian lol Comedian: writes script specifically to induce laughter in the crowd Crowd: well that was pretty comfortable to listen to..

[@ArtScottMusicStudios]

Nice flow. Good timing.

[@Sophia00077]

I love when comedy is not cringy, where you basically feel embarassed for the comdian trying too hard. I find, that the audience always wants the comedian to own the stage & enjoy themselves, and when they clearly got the boat sailing, that's when you as a listener can just truly relax into the ride.

[@AxelMurillo]

if Prince Charming was adopted and raised in the suburbs ...

[@harisdiz.5817]

She listed a bunch of facts ... and then i said whh ... and that was the end of the argument.

[@payambehtash7124]

imagine how you can manipulate those idiots though

[@feYslYa]

its "but" not "whh" couldnt even remember half a word from the clip, guess you're the dumb one in the relationship with your hand

[@harisdiz.5817]

@@feYslYa misery loves company.

[@BrandonAEnglish]

If it had been reversed, then facts would've meant nothing to her.

[@harisdiz.5817]

@@BrandonAEnglish hehehe... and you're still with her ... nice.

[@madjsyn]

his voice sounds like if seth rogen cleared his throat

[@ohsolovely2025]

madisyn Lmfaooo underrated comment

[@Just-Nikki]

madisyn holy moly, you’re right!

[@dood2274]

Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@justjo510]

I was thinkin jim carey but that works too 🤔😅

[@jonatanhoog7203]

@@ohsolovely2025 Not really considering its the top one haha

[@christian2854]

"I'm just not allowed to go back to that target" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jessicaj8564]

When the wedding ring flew off, I was first thinking that the fruit boy who stacked the apple made the triangle fall and apples went everywhere LOL

[@tobymcgroby8967]

So that's what that was... I thought somebody threw a coin or something. Good eye there

[@melvina628]

21:12 His next argument at home. "Oh, goodness."

[@Agent99c]

Jessica J I totally thought the same! Lol

[@jessicaj8564]

@@Agent99c yeah and I thought "wow hes really into it" 🤪😂👌

[@fortuneunfaded]

Extra funny considering the “losing the ring” bit as well

[@Maduesdras]

"I'm just saying....finish your burrito..."😂😂😂

[@kathyd456]

Yep, so nice for clever couple humour. 😄

[@phasm42]

"So is styrofoam." 😅

[@MsShellectable]

Brilllllllllllllliant line.

[@geraldfrost4710]

Cubic Zirconium. AKA shamrock.

[@velesik.1416]

The ring that floats 😂😂

[@ahjteam]

Well you can douse styrofoam in gasoline and you have napalm. If you burn that, styrofoam won’t be forever.

[@floatingsara]

I'm losing it every time he imitates couples 😁😂 He's so spot on

[@way2dead4u]

he feels like he would be a slightly prominent but still mildly unknown character in iCarly

[@stephenscribbles]

Oddly accurate

[@quintonkirk285]

He could of played her brother

[@SmellMyKnee15]

Like Rebecca Berkowitz

[@YantisOm]

I tell ya, these millennials and their references... iCarly? I've never even heard of that phone before... 👴🏼

[@IveytheGrey]

Could be their cousin who hung out with Spencer just enough to be funny but not enough to be as big of an idiot.

[@fairy5668]

GIVE THIS PERSON A NETFLIX SPECIAL

[@MJ-sy2en]

He's better than Netflix

[@inspectorjavert8443]

He’s a straight white male though how can they virtue signal with his special

[@YogawithAliBeale]

Dry bar has been killing it lately way better then some of the new content out there! Such good content and clean go figure!

[@shaec3405]

Yes!

[@fairy5668]

@@inspectorjavert8443 Wow the edgelord thought he made a point. Are you forgetting how many straight white men comedians there are on Netflix?

[@hoskinsresearch]

Drew nailed everything all the way through. He pointed out true facts that are interesting and make you think, and then had the right punchline for them all. Plus, he wasn't mean or nasty about anything, which is amazing. Great job!!

[@SetiSupreme]

The only thing that I found weird was the peeing thing. There are people who actually use those little dickholes in the underpants!? 😂😂 It's so uncomfortable and might get a pee stain when shaking. The best is to pull down your undies a bit with your thumb and whip it out. That's how I've always done it and assumed that's how everyone does it. It's like the wiping sitting or standing, toilet paper crumpled or folded thing again

[@lisacardwell2508]

Clean , no racial jokes !!! I really like this guy 😂. No subtle or blatant gaslighting of others . I hope his comedic career takes off .Good luck, keep up the good work.

[@ErzsabetJones]

All Dry Bar comedy is clean!

[@ThatOneGuy-nd6od]

i like the fact that his comedy is so casual like he's talking to a few friends

[@floatingsara]

Agree

[@drewbarth]

Massive compliment. Thank you :)

[@gigigem5631]

@@drewbarth it's true!

[@gottesurteil3201]

I really like his shrill-girly voice. It doesn't even sound mocking it's like he knows exactly how those types of women behave and he is merely reflecting that.

[@tashacope4663]

That was my favourite bit 😂 it’s so accurate the way he talks as well

[@drewbarth]

Thanks! I'm sensitive about coming across as being mocking or generalizing. I'm not sure I would do it anymore without qualifying it afterwards, "I know that's a bad impression of all the women you know. But, it's an excellent impression one woman I know."

[@melodyofmusic9575]

@@drewbarth it was a really good impression. I am a girl and I enjoyed it!

[@cheong728]

I've heard other MALE comedians say there are no good looking MALE comedians. Because handsome men don't have to be funny. They were wrong.

[@cheong728]

@@DigitalDaydreams Some male comedian said that on Joe Rogan's show. Some time ago. He said " have you ever seen a male super model that was funny ? " Joe said nothing. Perhaps cos Joe is quite good looking himself.

[@DasReverend]

It's more dependent on whether someone perceives themselves as attractive. If you can rely on looks you feel less pressure to develop a personality

[@Rectiifyy]

cheong728 he said super models, not good looking there is a difference

[@Johnny-tq9no]

@@cheong728 well I mean Joe Rogan isn't really funny so...

[@three7446]

cheong728 well sadly usually hot men have bad personalities but not all lol

[@IMG530]

"And if you’re dumb, THANK YOU." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeffreystewart9809]

As a jeweler, i can definitely say he nailed this. 😂

[@drewbarth]

I knew it.

[@ToastyJunebugs]

HE SOUNDS LIKE A SEXY KERMIT I NOTICED AND CAN'T UN-HEAR IT SOMEONE HELP

[@niyasworld2290]

You made me notice. I can't un-notice!!

[@mubarakabdi2229]

This is so funny it's fucked up

[@SonjaDawn]

He also looks like a sexy kermit! Haha did I make it better?

[@softballgirlygirl112]

Dianna Stroud oh my 😭😭😭😭😂

[@amberfillmore3517]

Well thanks. Now I can't un hear hear it either

[@kreigthepsycho]

Pros: they're smart Cons: they're smart

[@troodon1096]

It's nice to benefit from the intelligence of another person that puts up with you for some reason, but it's at the expense of being reminded how dumb you are. It's a double-edged sword unfortunately. The smart person in a relationship permanently has the upper hand.

[@Hallooo790]

@@troodon1096 Smart people already have a hard time forming relationships with others, both romantic and platonic. It goes both ways.

[@codynelson7575]

What if I'm the smart one?

[@valeriyanev11]

@@codynelson7575 Clap your hands.

[@gabrielamora6265]

@@troodon1096There’s a lot of cases of men who LIKE to think that they are smarter than their wives and love talking down to them. They are not usually as smart as they think.

[@micahgentles8944]

This was so homey :). I love this type of humor, where somewhat ordinary things are elevated by the person who's talking about them. Very comfortable to listen to.

[@northernfpv9562]

He's a natural! He just went on and on and on with no break or silences to think of what was next.

[@remoteportal]

His material is FIRST CLASS; he needs to go global.

[@dattagrace]

Right! He deserves his own Netflix Special

[@aon02b]

I'm really book smart and my boyfriend isn't, but he's way more handy than I am. I'm super clumsy, but he can fix anything around the house. I believe intelligence isn't just about being good at math or learning things off by heart. There are different types of intelligence, and in my relationship we're both smart in different areas. Is this coming off too cheesy? :l

[@melvina628]

Yes, that is true. However, if he can fix anything, then he is using math and physics to fix them. So, he is good at math and physics.

[@Anna133199]

It's coming off a little bit too cheesy, yes. :P

[@Andafaith]

Same. I learn a lot from my boyfriend. Practically know how to build a house at this point (he's a contractor/mechanic). The only issue is that he doesn't learn as much from me as I do from him. He'll read huge car manuals and building plans that are thicker than some textbooks I own, but if I hand him a book - and it's usually a book on something that we're both interested in, or a fiction novel that we've seen the cancelled television show or movie of - and it's over 250 pages, he looks at me with fear in his eyes.

[@melvina628]

@@Andafaith Then leave it alone. I would give him a book on how to build a 700sf walk-in closet, so he can light up with joy.

[@swill1020]

Andafaith ... if you’re a good woman meaning standing by him through good and bad, honey you’re doing your part and I’m sure appreciated

[@RandomBoxingGuy]

Give this man a Netflix special NOW! Thank you for the laughs Sir!

[@SwitchBladeEVO]

This guy is hysterical. I love how animated and goofy he is.

[@geraldfrost4710]

My wife used her wedding ring to pay her attorney for our divorce. Diamonds are forever. Relationships, not so much.

[@lifeiswonderful22]

And she most likely only got like 10% what you paid.

[@geraldfrost4710]

@@lifeiswonderful22 I have anecdotal evidence that this is true. She said I'd hired the biggest scum-bucket in the county, and that her lawyer was crap.

[@LoveLove-zg4jn]

Why did you listen to her?

[@geraldfrost4710]

@@LoveLove-zg4jn Excellent question. Somewhere between "hope springeth eternal" and "take that, (lady dog)!"

[@LoveLove-zg4jn]

God can't deny Himself Gerold. If you put away your wife the bible says that you still have to provide for her. Since you humbled her.

[@treetrain]

I have to say this, for those that do not know it exists .... the Dry Bar app is the best thing I have ever added to my phone. Listening to comedy on my drive to and from work is not only better than any radio station but awesome therapy hahaha and I do not work for Dry Bar, just extremely appreciative of the joy they and their stand-ups have brought me

[@ronvalley1973]

ever just try to find some half way decent rock and roll music on the radio? almost impossible.

[@stephenvoncrven4319]

oh thanks! i don't like audiobooks and sometimes i'm not feeling putting some spotify on.

[@elizabethcreated9263]

I feel you, my dad passed and comedy helps.

[@treetrain]

@@elizabethcreated9263 I'm sorry 😥😥 stick with the best medicine....laughter. all the best to you an' yours, truly

[@GOAWAYIMBATIN]

@@elizabethcreated9263 Same here, gotta laugh somehow right?

[@adreabrooks11]

That Space Needle thing slays me. I used to have a friend who worked at the Canada-USA border, and he used to bring back stories like this on a daily basis. People are hilarious.

[@DanMan91693]

Drew is too hard on himself, he’s honestly really good looking. Edit: To all the people trying to explain to me what modesty is. Yeah, I get it. I know what he’s doing with his bit I’m not dumb. I was just facetiously commenting on how hot he is, geez.

[@DillonRust]

Daniel O'Connor Yeah I think it’s just his bit. Honestly I think he’s been heavily inspired by other comics, so his style isn’t exactly on point with his persona. He reminds me of Bill Burr and Louis CK heavily. Especially his “female” voice jokes

[@katharina...]

And he well knows it! ;)

[@drewnosky5892]

Daniel O'Connor its in our nature

[@Q_QQ_Q]

@Katharina he is hyena

[@AllThePeppermint]

Everybody relates to self depreciating humor about one's own body. Not many people relate to the top 20% most attractive people, which I think he easily falls under.

[@michaelsnedker5446]

"...is this the same drew barth that was 'pretty sure' the movie started at 815 last week?" - this is exactly what it's like

[@tybuck6037]

I lost it at this part because this is my life lol

[@YogawithAliBeale]

Seriously my favorite part 😂😂😂😂

[@heatherjohnson8066]

It’s a thing 😂 and so true

[@onewayturtles]

17 years ago I was roommates with this guy's girlfriend. I'm so glad he made it!

[@suckadick7754]

Was he a comic back then too?

[@basmalasaad3039]

Is the girlfriend his current wife?

[@HMASbogan]

The old girlfriend?

[@TXpatriate]

That's fantastic!

[@odysyr]

Sometimes I forget why I subscribed to Dry Bar. Then the algorithm rolls around and recommends this again and I remember.

[@adiposeNarnian]

I don't know why, like the whole set was really solid and funny and well constructed, but the elevator joke and that image of sliding down a five hundred foot fireman pole literally brought tears to my eyes laughing.

[@floatingsara]

Things like that happen literally all the time with tourists in Venice, Italy. I can relate so so so badly

[@j10001]

“If you want to get down, there’s a 500 foot long fireman’s pole that goes down the middle-chafes your thighs really bad. We take a picture at the bottom, it’s awesome, it’s worth it.” 😂😂😂

[@myragroenewegen5426]

This man is proof that one can make critical jokes about women in relationships without being sexist. I'm a HUGE fan of his joke about dating clever people. What having to be sensitive about sexism means is that comics have to actually be perceptive about the actual nuanced things that often get annoying in opposite gendered relationships, rather than relying on stereotypes caricatures, tired assumptions or cheap shot targeting. Clever people of both sexes, the comic here, even about other women and I love it. He is smart and not clever. And he is aptly funny.

[@alisabellesimone8924]

@MaxDeveloper There is nothing wrong with what she said. She is saying she enjoys his comedy because it’s healthy and not toxic for both men and women. Notice how at the bottom she says “clever people of both sexes”. Also yes toxicity is a problem in comedy now days always talking about sex and how men cheat and women are crazy it’s stupid and needs to end. Your ignorance and arrogance really show up in your comment. Don’t get me wrong I’m tired of those “feminists” we see a lot nowadays but this comment was not of that nature. What once was a good thing turned into a terrible thing. People seem to forget feminism used to be about women and men being able to work together on equal ground, not the whole hate and kill all men and women are superior mindsets. Honestly, women are doing great and being very empowered in the world of business and engineering now so don’t see the reason to fight over this anymore. :/

[@quintonkirk285]

Comedians don't need to be sensitive to your personal beliefs

[@billable1861]

People have the right to be sensitive or insensitive about whatever they want. He’s a good comic that’s about all I agree with here.

[@korkunctheterrible4302]

There are so few comedians that I know that can or want to do this type of comedy that it was very pleasing to bump into this guy's video as I was binge watching comedy central standups.

[@ahhh4117]

As a bi it really frustrates me because, literally men and women can have the same freaking problem and people will still insist its "different" No its not they both made me feel bad for not prioritizing them over my friends

[@ObservationStationPodcast]

Hope he gets a netflix special

[@angel_cat]

Tommy Heitz he’s (also) hot

[@heathersmith9269]

i actually think that would be cool

[@deadkiing]

isnt the part of dry bar comedy to give them a special? or am i missing something?

[@RearAdmiralTootToot]

"Your guys can edit that out right?" "Yes" Proceeds to not edit anything out.

[@Innengelaender]

You can hear his comedy comes from a place of love and compassion. It is pretty funny and amazing to watch.

[@rhymereason3449]

Hilarious... and not a single obscenity was needed... really refreshing for a change.

[@Hextraordinary13]

I watch these for the wit. While blue humour has its place, it's not needed most of the time if you're naturally funny and know how to properly use inflection with great timing.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Although, there are some jokes where he could have conveyed a slightly different story, or added something different if he did. Like when in an argument with his wife after she lists all the facts as to why she is right, after "wuh" he could could have said, "It was at this moment, I knew, I was fucked."

[@amalyahelizabeth5470]

I didn't even notice that..oml and ive been so thoroughly enjoying it

[@peteypete9357]

Could've used more inappropriate sexual inuendo, obscene gestures, and rape jokes like Jimmy Carr. This is why Jimmy Carr is on top.

[@EpicHighTimeShow]

"Dry Bar Comedy"

[@LuckySketches]

"Would you like it if I were 6% body fat, had a fauxhawk, and spoke Italian?" Shoot man, I'd love to *be* that. Problem is I love garlic bread and laziness more.

[@amandarama3314]

lol same

[@anyaoranastasyarecords4932]

Missed the "be" part, and got big ace vibes lol (yeah, I know it's in bold)

[@LuckySketches]

@@anyaoranastasyarecords4932 As one who isn't ace (I'm still not 100% on what that means but I'm pretty sure I would know if I was), what exactly does it mean?

[@oneoddduck777]

"garlic bread" is all the italian it is necessary to speak.

[@anyaoranastasyarecords4932]

@@LuckySketches ace as in asexual! garlic bread is kind of a thing in the asexual community. Asexual means you do not experience sexual attraction.

[@wingsandash]

If Clark Kent were a stand-up comic. He's sweet, funny and wise.

[@thefudgestix]

Clever people think they're smart. Smart people know how much they know and how much they don't know.

[@catrabbit4996]

whichwitch Classic Socrates

[@Endoptic]

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."

[@bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145]

a clever line.

[@thefudgestix]

@Mike Nkorean I didn't quote Socrates, that's my own opinion in the original comment.

[@telmobrito519]

how about somebody clever AND smart ? :P

[@gabygrand]

“Wrong on big spoons, wrong on everything” hahaha

[@pryncessyanni]

He's got a natural, relatable delivery. Solid observational comedy. I chuckled the whole way through!

[@ciannacoleman5125]

“Can I see the space needle from here?” “They take it down in the winter” 😂

[@kellylyons1038]

In a way it's yes and no at the same time 🤔

[@floatingsara]

Being from Venice, Italy I can relate so badly

[@ReubenAStern]

This dude should voice cartoons... He sounds like Troy Mclure is he wasn't a con man... a voice you can trust. A super hero voice. His female impression is straight out of a 90's cartoon.

[@kcblachere152]

I always thought he sounds like a TV show host from the 50's

[@jvhanch9826]

Omg facts! smooth voice👏👏👏👏👌

[@tomfoolery5526]

Drew is too hard on himself, he’s honestly really good looking. Edit: To all the people trying to explain to me what modesty is. Yeah, I get it. I know what he’s doing with his bit I’m not dumb. I was just facetiously commenting on how hot he is, geez.

[@Sire.English]

@@tomfoolery5526 Did you just Copy paste this from the Daniel O' Connor dude? In the comments...?

[@ThePersonToBlame]

This guy is really good at his job. Having a bad day and he had me holding a grin for quite awhile.

[@drewbarth]

Reading this made my day 👍

[@ThePersonToBlame]

@@drewbarth 5 months ago my cousin had died so i dove into comedy to cheer me up, this is one of them that helped for sure. I appreciate you sir, you are a master of your craft and i hope you are able to keep doing what you love through this crazy time.

[@drewbarth]

@@ThePersonToBlame My deepest condolences. Having to overcome an additional hardship during all of this *gestures at everything* is so draining. My mom passed away in September and as much as I didn't want to dwell in it, at times, it would feel like it was being easily forgotten. Set against the backdrop of the pandemic, it's easy for your own loss and sadness to get lost. I'm truly touched and appreciate your sharing. I'd love if you'd be my guest whenever it is I make it out to perform near you.

[@ThePersonToBlame]

@@drewbarth May your mother rest in peace knowing her efforts brought more light into the world than darkness, through you if nothing else. I am in Minnesota, will keep an eye out for your shows for sure. Wish you the best my friend.

[@emilylee9568]

@@ThePersonToBlame My cousin died, too, only 2 years ago for me. It's hard. I wasn't that close with my cousin, we only saw each other at major holidays. He always cheered me up, though. I think the hardest part isn't that I loved him. If it was just me grieving, it wouldn't be as bad. We were close like classmates are close, and while I did love him, I would've been okay by now. But, it's not just me grieving. It's my grandparents first grandson, cousin's brother, siblings loved one, my youngest cousin doesn't know him, he made his younger cousins, mere children, sob because he died, my brother as a memorial set up in his room for him, my aunt and uncle don't have a son anymore, my parents are suddenly aware of my siblings and my mortality. It's a ricochet.

[@Zubb999]

This guy should do voice acting, I really really like his voice

[@alisabellesimone8924]

Yeah! Totally agree or just any acting at all!

[@atlantic_love]

@@alisabellesimone8924 Disagreeing on the acting.

[@davidshillaker7578]

He just has a lovely voice

[@KevinLeigh]

Well done Drew, some of the most original comedy I've heard in a while.

[@calvinwilkins6233]

Dude, the shampoo cocktail! I thought I was the only one because my sisters made fun of me for it.

[@amandarama3314]

i do it with shampoo, conditioner, body wash i mean seriously if im mid shower im not getting out unless that things empty

[@rondaduse-anthony6755]

It's a norm in my house! 2 women, but admittedly the other is my daughter who was trained by none other than myself 😁

[@funnyfyr]

I just want to say: For most people, gluten is healthy. Don't try to be gluten free if you don't have problems digesting gluten. Also: This guy is hilarious! Good job

[@drewglue]

Thank you for this comment

[@somerandomviewer7803]

Very true a lot of ppl act like it is the same as a wheat allergy and gluten is an intolerance not the same thing and different protein is the source of the wheat allergy.

[@megariz89]

It actually isn’t healthy nor is it unhealthy. There’s no nutritional value to gluten.

[@Jack-kx5rf]

Going gluten free without needing to is dangerous to your health.

[@cherylseybert5669]

It's not healthy but it's not unhealthy either sooo....

[@eliaspittman]

"A wise man does not learn to listen but listens to learn."

[@benjaminshields9421]

No that sounds stupid. You gotta learn to listen so that you can listen to learn

[@eliaspittman]

@@benjaminshields9421 although this is true of most people, but a wise man already understands this because they've learned to listen and thus now not only do they listen but because they are wise they are also learning. One day you'll possibly see the truth of these words but until then ponder this instead... "Most people are happy when the truth is unknown, but are they truly content when their mind does not grow?" -known

[@seanokeefe7618]

Elias Pittman shut up gay boi

[@eliaspittman]

@@seanokeefe7618 hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🖕 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PoeticOcean]

That makes no sense.

[@AarielNigam]

This is the most wholesome hilarious comedian I’ve ever seen

[@drewbarth]

(blush)

[@letyourliteshine2]

I know this is an old standup but I really hope Drew feels better soon and that he'll feel well enough to return to standup in the new year.

[@cappsbriley]

Story?

[@TheAnnaShowUk]

Got in an accident in March. Pretty bad

[@vickisparks1027]

Recovered nicely and doing well. This was filmed in Summer 2017, he was hit by a truck in February 2018, returned to the stage just a few months later.

[@boldsuitcase6724]

Why does this dude sound like the super masculine version of Kermit.

[@matthewread9001]

Bold Suitcase right in the money with that. But he also does kind of sound like a “Doug” in my opinion.

[@boldsuitcase6724]

@@matthewread9001 indeed this is true

[@frofiyk]

Kermit the Hunk

[@jenniferh.7219]

Tone, intonation & cadence not to mention pitch/

[@skilly72]

I can't unhear it!

[@Renofirefly30]

The political attack add was priceless.

[@Msquared112]

He’s got a great voice for radio, TV, and voice talent. Plus, he’s very funny!

[@MsSavagechef]

Dating a Smart Person: Pro: Since she's smart, maybe you're not as big of a jerk as your ex said you were.. Con: She's on to you.

[@chesusjrist9733]

"Guess I'm not getting that bike this year"? More like "guess I'm not getting 3 semesters of college paid for".

[@kitebrethren]

That name is epic.

[@TheAnantaSesa]

"Chesus Jrist" was the name

[@rewrose2838]

@@TheAnantaSesa Appreciated

[@JacquelineNW]

Chesus Jrist lmao ft

[@bribri56]

Love this guy's routines. He emceed on my recent Norwegian cruise in the Caribbean, and his tanning jokes were a big hit with all us pasty cruisers.

[@berylviarisdelesegno4915]

I've watched this at least 3 times and it never gets old. It shows how much that's great comedy and it doesn't get old.

[@miles3026]

He looks like if Benedict Cumberbatch and Misha Collins had a baby and a wizard blessed him with sexy kermit’s voice

[@hopefireaddington8260]

More like if Chris Hemsworth,Benedict Cumberbatch and Harry Styles had a child😂

[@piperjaycie]

Reminds me a bit of James Marsden too.

[@leneah1976]

*Googles Misha Collins*

[@SteezyXp4]

"I'd rather see a puma than see my naked disappointed foggy self in the mirror"

[@MsShellectable]

SUCH a great line. And concept.

[@kayhaych05]

That’s such a mood

[@nathangay6404]

This hit me a little too different.

[@bikechainimmortalis6923]

Same

[@sagaciousid]

So rather die as prey, naked than see a mirror.. okay..

[@aamirtanoli4084]

"There is difference between clever people & smart people" 👏 That right there is the piece of knowledge you can take away, along with laughter.

[@ainurjangutinova8101]

Love to re-listen to Drew every once in a while😁😁

[@CA-ig3ne]

And there’s a bottle of wine because I’m bad at forming interpersonal relationships😂

[@MenacingBanjo]

His lady voice is really high quality. From such a deep voiced guy as well. That's impressive.

[@Msquared112]

He’s got a perfect voice for voice talent ads and announcements. Plus, he’s very funny!

[@Alien_at_Large]

So many original jokes! "No, these are just our up 'vators. They come up once, and then we have to throw them away."

[@HeyyItsDalePlus]

"I have gold. Oh you dont take gold but you take discover? Hmm." Brilliant.

[@NFMPivotMadnessXD]

This guy's hilarious, how have I not heard of him before? Needs to be on Netflix.

[@heathermiller5765]

I laughed so hard when he said "shampoo cocktail" 😄

[@Razi98]

37:10 "No, those are our Upvators actually" Lol this is the 5th time I've come back to this special! I believe Drew Barth will make it big in due time.

[@traviswilliams3034]

Man that story about the guy trying to find the Space Needle was the most relatable thing I've heard all week. It gave me flashbacks to my time working in a deli where I'd get questions like "Is your steak salad vegan?"

[@Loctorak]

Well? Is it?

[@floatingsara]

Being from Venice, Italy I can relate so badly

[@samueljosephwilson-lassall7508]

They give us a bad name haha. I'm thinking of changing to plant based instead 😂🤐🤔😗🤣

[@UncleMikeDrop]

Diamonds are a scam and scams are forever. It's just neatly arranged crystalline carbon. Get your special lady a ring with her birthstone or a stone corresponding with her favorite colour.

[@egoshdarn]

What if your special lady was born in April? A diamond is their birthstone 😂

[@UncleMikeDrop]

@@egoshdarn LOL. Ok, you got me there. In that case, source it directly for a better value. Opal, sapphire, or a stone matching her favorite colour is still an option.😁👍

[@1purplerose]

My bf got me a huge 1.5 karat diamond anniversary band "just because he loves me" a couple years ago. We will never marry, so he's just showing his commitment. He's so wonderful!!

[@sharonritchie7115]

proud2BaNurse if he’s all about commitment, why won’t he marry you? Not judging, just wondering.

[@1purplerose]

@@sharonritchie7115 This government makes it so that I won't benefit from being married when it comes to collecting social security benefits. I'm 55. Government makes it so that I have to remain single to get the most benefits. So my bf is only looking out for my best interests...may God bless his heart. He loves me so much that he won't allow me to "screw up my benefits."

[@juliekrol]

He’s really animated and uses his whole body which most comedians don’t. Doesn’t try to be funny, he just is with his observations and mannerisms. Plus he’s really good looking and reminds me of this guy I went out with, only most likely not a douche bag since he’s married 😂

[@cloverhamilton2453]

Thought "this sure is a long 5 minutes and then realized I had been watching for 22 minutes. Idk if that says more about him or my sense of time

[@mangokraken]

Do you have adhd lol

[@cloverhamilton2453]

@@mangokraken A question I ask myself every day

[@mangokraken]

@@cloverhamilton2453 lol look into it

[@cloverhamilton2453]

@@mangokraken Funny thing is I forget every time I talk to my doctor

[@viviannguyen3260]

I was the same