Most Shocking and Hilarious Tweets Of The Week | ShxtsnGigs Podcast | Patreon Clips

[@krystaladair2586]

This podcast is the definition of contagious laughter, love it

[@rosalynrose3747]

I watched all the seasons of The Affair. The last season got a little to sci-fi for me.

[@wolfsonmemes9668]

This is the best podcast on planet earth

[@yankabg295]

Surely

[@kevindandrea574]

Second best in the world. Only one higher is Joe Rogan of course

[@ttomole]

Facts

[@danaglass1265]

Exactly!!!

[@danaglass1265]

@@kevindandrea574 um nope. Joe Rohan is hypocrite and a racist. We’re here to support these two black men.

[@faithmakhubu8865]

"A beta black"...James is tooo funny😂🤣

[@roriemarie2968]

I can't

[@KilluaZoldyck-mk7gy]

“I just don’t love freedom enough” 😂😂😂 nah that just blew me bro

[@rowenatwesigye6609]

At least he knows himself 😂😂😂 We can't all be revolutionists!

[@mr.jameson218]

What do you expect? He's British.

[@ninanegedu]

I started this and I’m already cackling. I’m gonna go get my snacks. This is pure entertainment 😂😂

[@tatumcush267]

gotta have a snack with shxtsngigs lol im eating a piece of cake as i watch rn

[@LadyLexxx]

Man said the auntie body was loading and Slim hit the Usher "Watch this" 😂

[@favored6]

The men that was added the group chat missed a petty opportunity. For her audacity, they should have shared what they knew about her, figured where she's getting married and send her and her hubby a gift with a note saying something like "breaking up with us a week before the wedding was short notice but we wish you the best."

[@Tobstar76]

“Beta black, useless black, not liking freedom enough” 😂😭😭 James 😂

[@yourboyzulu]

That first tweet I saw that on Twitter... she went ahead and shared the pic of his wife anyway... people were saying she doesn't look bad etc. so in the end there was nothing to worry about for either her or the husband. It was a lose lose situation for him regardless tho. If he didn't delete the tweet him and his wife was possibly gonna be scrutinised all over the internet, if he did then he runs risk of looking ridiculous... but I think it was good he did as he was protecting his wife tbh.

[@julesa1754]

What a sticky situation😭 The Internet is brutal

[@bryanm.o4827]

Funny how the man's wife was waaay prettier than the troll 😂 yet she's supposedly 22.

[@SoniaBladeGodsRemnant]

His wife shouldn't even have been brought into the convo, but people want to be the most savage

[@Lucian_Media]

​@SoniaBladeGodsRemnant but be started by talking about women's looks. 😅😅😅

[@Lucian_Media]

It's not whether the wife is "peng" or not, it's whether his wife met the standard he was pushing on peeps. Whether he was playing by his own rules. Clearly, he didn't think she was. So doesn’t matter what others think.

[@tomasquith6145]

I’m 6’1 and James is what 5’11, I walk round like Andre the giant and James thinks he’s got dwarfism. I blame the yats 😂

[@TimTheEnchanter0]

They’d be nicer if men would be nicer 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@cc24681]

it’s the ones under 5’5” acting like they have room to be makin requests. think that they need the jolly green giant when there’s nothing wrong with these 5’7-9” for them. u gon feel like he’s tall asf. i’m 5’10”, im allowed to say they gotta be my height or taller and that happens to be close to 6ft 🤷‍♀️ u don’t want me looking like shaq next to u, do u?

[@orchid.orchid.orchid.orchid]

Absolutely cried at most of those 😂😂😭😭😭 it’s the role play after that sends me 😂😂😂

[@valeriejoseph_]

The first one is brutal 😭

[@mr.mysterious.3242]

Ong😭

[@kiera8102]

The barber one had me howling! 😭🤣

[@sophiaachou]

These guys always bring my mood up ☺️

[@tracypeebles9362]

The kid dressed as a clown pretending to be his dad 😂😂😂

[@thankmelautner]

I need to know how tall James is because he be sick over these height tweets! 😂

[@Charlie-ql1wi]

he takes them personally

[@Aaishax99]

He’s 5’11 i don’t know why he keeps acting like hes short 🤣

[@thankmelautner]

@@Aaishax99 😂😂😂

[@sametuaful6005]

@@Aaishax99 on who he's in the double digit and he gets tensed up over height jokes

[@yonaraalexandre8919]

@@Aaishax99 because next to a 5'11 woman he's short 😆 🤣 I used to be 5'11 when I was 16 now I'm 31 I'm 6ft tall so is my husband but I look taller than him. I just have better posture.

[@chantelvenessa]

I've only listened to the first tweet and if I wasn't on the train I'd be howling right now... That was cold 😂

[@seydoniab]

“The cat’s out the bag.” one made me fall back laughing kicking my feet in the air, because what was the cat doing in there in the first place?…🤣🤣

[@100pwndragons]

Nah it ain't right how fast you guys have me reaching for an inhaler. WHY DO I NEED 5 MINUTES TO CATCH MY BREATH 1 minute into this thing XD

[@danniwills8739]

I love how James get triggered by height jokes then reminds himself he’s not short😂😂😂

[@juancamacho8736]

The pain of being in the 5'9 to 5'11 range

[@texturellaz2118]

Fuhad needs to keep a Snickers in his pocket at all times, mehn

[@ryannreid5406]

😂😂😂😂i researched and many sites say that dark colours terrify turtles and they perceive it as a threat so they attack. however, they like bright colours because its in their nature fav podcast🤣🤣💯

[@adrianashke]

So, like white people

[@georginaalleyne4624]

The only podcast I watch literally

[@natalieschiller4785]

You NEED to have snacks on hand for Fuhad at all times! 😂

[@iscavengersam]

I thought about that! I'm surprised his girlfriends didn't just throw a peanut butter cracker right at him.

[@roriemarie2968]

Biscuits!

[@keishaclark2201]

The iron water took me out🤣🤣🤣. I think we all want that🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@QueenMufasa552]

We all have that one relative who grabs our credentials and sees what he/she can do😂😂🤣😂

[@rowenatwesigye6609]

And never follows up!!

[@QueenMufasa552]

@@rowenatwesigye6609 exactly!! The papers will just got away and somebody else relative will grab the job

[@MszTrueeLovee]

My guy said “I just don’t…love…freedom enough” 😂😂

[@take2tayt2t73]

That clown tweet sweeted me 😂😂😂 I doubled over in laughter

[@crescentedwards851]

I love when he says things backwards like at 2:06 when the tweet said "up loud enough" but he said "loud up enough" and it was just funnier to hear

[@kaybranch4514]

You need to keep the snacks on deck. I feel this. When I’m hungry and when I’m tired, I’m a demon. A whole different entity.

[@iamcharane]

An affair is where it's at to be fair - I swear James is low key toxic 🤣

[@Cici-w8m]

The turtles are actually tortoises. They display aggressive mating behaviour, hence why they don't bother with white shoes, they don't resemble tortoises 🤓

[@the_elyphant]

Black on black crime 😂

[@Vanessa-bc7fs]

Its like 50 shades of black

[@NAVEENKUMAR-pu8yd]

I've been ill for a very long time so glad i found this podcast laughter has been good medicine. Good health to everyone 🙏

[@andythepianoplayer]

Cause of these clips you share on KZbin I bought a sub on patron 🤣🤣well done guys keep going

[@AndyyWithAY]

I've never been tempted to get on Patreon, but I'm definitely considering it. Wish they had a YT join option.

[@zcook997]

"wasss going onnn" gets me every single time 😭

[@QueenMufasa552]

"Not me sounding like Beyonce when the music is loud"....😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@brithegenius]

@13:26 I never seen Fuhad laugh that hard I replayed 4 times lololol

[@PressPowerPlay]

Here for the infectious laughter!

[@Cheeseypuff17]

I love Fuhads laugh 🥰

[@kristinahyso-lj3pw]

I faund this podcast about 4 days before and I can't stop listening Best podcast in the world

[@Gintoki_Madao]

James advocating for short kings is worth a salute 🙌

[@jamiehalajian5100]

I literally have just found this channel and I'm hooked on this.

[@brithegenius]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the CV ‘to see what he can do” I almost peed myself

[@cierahoyt3343]

what does cv mean 😭😭

[@redditreader9875]

Honestly what is a cv

[@Theasiannoodle666]

Bruh those turtles have a preference 💀 they are trying to get some action 😂

[@yemng]

Hmmm I would like to see a special edition episode with the whole group chat, it might be interesting

[@entropy3615]

Yes!

[@thndi_4015]

Did i not stop everything i was doing and clicked on this video😂

[@majesty9985]

SAME! I was watching something else and clicked off 😂😂😂

[@U-Gozoo]

🤣🤣🤣 I'm a go eat and come back and this tweet better be gone 😭🤣🤣 I'm dead 💀 what riff raff have you lumped me in with James has my sides hurting 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kaitlynh9699]

NEEDED THIS for my morning walk to work😂🎉❤

[@alexismum]

He is covering his mouth but laughing through his fingers 😆 🤣

[@zeketargaryen1440]

0:20 the violence💀😭

[@nmartin802]

I legit cried laughing whilst watching this 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 lads you're the best

[@denizhalil8883]

Omg as usual pick me up when I feel down love you guys and what you do 😂

[@kui_maina]

It's giving ' who told you to speak to me directly' I am weak.

[@bin4518]

"I don't love freedom enough - clearly!" Lovely!

[@queeng2359]

I need to look the turtle video up. Up next on "When Turtles Attack"! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@touchtherapy4kidz]

Why does James always get triggered by short jokes when he's not short?

[@gabriellabordeaux]

In a man’s world, anything under 6’2 is short, lol. I have 10 brothers. It’s so silly, lol.

[@touchtherapy4kidz]

@@gabriellabordeaux 10? Wow!!

[@spinachboy1800]

​@Gabriella Bordeaux out of the 11 of you and your siblings which number are you?

[@naimapeck1683]

Lol we all have that uncle. Give me your resume, I will see what I can do 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ajgetsbuckets9805]

@ 2:50 I would plot with them to see if they wanted to crash her wedding😅💀💀💀

[@lessegomad]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I love this podcast , can't even live without it😭😭

[@merc.atreus]

Only channel on KZbin I watch. Always find myself coming back to sng video 🤲🏾🎰love it!

[@xoxo2450]

"They couldn't have found out how my mum was" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣

[@MrNelson94]

First tweet took the Pusha Tea route 😂 let em know who you chose as your beyonce 🫢

[@heiseili9279]

"Thats something id fck around and do." 😂😂😂

[@Stevk005]

I cannot stress how fucking funny these podcasts are 😂

[@celiwempungose6820]

"The way your mouth. The way your mouth. Quivered?!" 😂😂😂😂💀 Bro I'm dead.

[@cassandrayork9762]

10:00 so the children will be a ‘twin’. 😅😅

[@abbiesingh4729]

Just subbed after seeing TikTok…these guys are stupid funny 😂

[@Nikki_Thee_Broad]

Height jokes always hit ya’ll men the hardest. I love it.

[@arese-]

8:35 y’all got good af taste. That show was AMAZING

[@takusharon4802]

The colour of the day was pink and it was CUTE

[@lisaloki5337]

The turtles killed me. 😂😂😂

[@dee0623]

James said, "what she eatin?"

[@reehoneybee123]

Man knew he was scared, he straight picked his battles 😂

[@kathymassrour3941]

Bless you guys for this!!!!! Nest laughs 😂😂😂

[@mzskipwith]

When my man said I don't love freedom enough, I lost it.

[@kanefassett4968]

“What a waste of a cheat “ like you have a set amount for the year😂😭

[@zhaheeradams8636]

"Affair is a RISK" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nondumisomagubane8888]

I saw you guys on my feed and iv been hooked since

[@2laniKE]

I’m gonna eat and come back is INSANE 😂

[@sammiebateman8921]

Shiiiit …that..” I am going to eat and come back and this better not be here or else”. That is a savage threat only Clint Eastwood or a mom could pull off…😂😂🤣

[@Subika13]

Oh my God, I just can't... with the turtles! No! 🤣

[@Matty.Hill_87]

Love what you do guys, I look forward to your videos all week

[@Personallyattackedtarot]

“Uh Thur RETTE!!!!”😂😂😂😂❤

[@adam_lux4691]

I can’t get ENOUGH of these 2 !

[@CheriBella6]

I always just go ahead count the days this pod uploads as abs day 😂

[@prodbymazze548]

It's insane how you guys have not blown up fr

[@ashleyanderson78]

I'm married but I have to agree with these guys...no man is having luck in the comments because all of us women just want James and Fuhad. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@CiscoGR]

One time I fell on skates, scraped my knee, and my brother was looking for the rest of my skin on the sidewalk lol

[@masterxyr]

love their level of self-respect. just another reason I keep coming back

[@Sara-qx8cc]

You should wear more pink, James! Looks so good on you

[@servingcant]

The first one is peak twitter. 😭

[@yolandawilson6619]

I watched "The Affair". It was crazy!

[@jastallion45]

Yooo she told them thank you and good bye🤣🤣...

[@lalondon80]

im going to eat and come back, this better not be here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gxbrxela]

this is the only valid male podcast out there.

[@felixbright4719]

Sometimes I don’t even know what these man r laughing at, but I join in so it’s not awkward

[@wassahapening]

The iron 🤣🤣😂🤣

[@kelladohring9825]

Bruvah’s please come to Texas! You can stay in my yard. To be transparent I live in the ghetto but you will get the full experience. Tons of material for your podcast. Swear.

[@Kristen0]

Love you guys...from 🇰🇪

[@DDWest]

The clown one choked meee.