The Worst Valentines Gift Ever! | Ep 261 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@PorshaDeun]

How James gonna tell Fohad "it's not about you" when he was just in his feelings last week, "do you miss me when I'm not around?" 😂😂

[@kikimarriott8707]

He is salty about that because he never got an answer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MaelStromRoy]

Juuuuuuuicey take. I love it

[@Gkigffcjlpsara]

«Fohad» 😂😂😂

[@boragone]

Fuhad* but you’re right, the audacity!

[@kellinakelly780]

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[@djaeglamstar]

The excitement James has running down his frienship with Rem. You can tell he genuinely loves his friends

[@lmnopopsicle]

He does. It's lovely. Light skin passion

[@bonitalathan9771]

Yes, but I would like to have seen him

[@KeyLoLoKye]

@@bonitalathan9771right? I wanna see him

[@hollieseymour1971]

Finally, I done binged EVERY episode. Now I gotta sit and wait for the new ones. 😂

[@CarlA-ty2st]

Same I finished on Saturday. Have you watched the Patreon eps too??

[@danniif1464]

Saaaaaame😂😢

[@casshole17]

Same! These and Patreon 😂

[@foreverJMJ93]

And Patreon is worth it !

[@unathispeaks222]

Saaamme 😭😆

[@jelissafrank5858]

I took my daughter to see Puss in Boots and it was surreal because I use to love shrek growing up. But I couldn’t believe how fire that movie was 😂 at my big age of 28 I was INVESTED!

[@mynotificationsareoff..goc358]

Omg yes. Puss in boots is hilarious. It's always been one of my faves too.

[@bellafrmNY]

yesss

[@Kimcheese_27]

It was so good

[@thiikibella5351]

This is a safe place, just try it on 😂

[@sparclesing]

You know you’re a fan when you read this in Fuhad’s voice 🤣

[@sheryldielle7940]

I’m the one who’s mum had a dream y’all 🤦🏾‍♀️. After my boyfriend reserved a table for us at this expensive restaurant, and wanted us to fly out my mum said she had a dream so I couldn’t go out or travel. I locked myself in the room and cried for three days 😂. African parents will stress you .

[@joyceecyoj.]

I am sorry, parents 😅

[@sheryldielle7940]

Lol it’s ok , we broke up like 4 months after that and I live by myself now . But my mum and family members keep having dreams 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣.

[@angelique707]

Caribbean mothers too. I swear that’s their trump card. They don’t want us to go anywhere!

[@island8908]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@samc8548]

I’m Guyanese, my husband is from Trinidad and when I heard that we laughed so hard but felt your pain immediately.

[@17thPrince]

That mom having a dream is such a Jamaican thing, whenever you're about the touch road and you mom says I had a dream you just cancel all your plans and go watch TV or supm 🤣🤣.

[@TLC26687]

So true....u done know the dream a come true🤣🤣

[@k.murray1074]

I was looking for this. Why are they like this 😭 💀 😂

[@hopefireaddington8260]

I thought only African moms are like that😂

[@tedradxnn7872]

The fact that they're right too is even more irritating 😭😭😭

[@kerryturnbull2024]

The truth

[@rorisangmaboa672]

James' excitement when he got all languages correct🤣

[@Thoughtsbyme-ts4jz]

I was so gassed because I got it right as well. I even guessed Hindi right away

[@QueerBootlace]

@@Thoughtsbyme-ts4jz raaa well done 🙌

[@smashup9253]

The “My boyfriend’s friend called me” is crazyy. I feel bad for her but why does she have his number in the 1st place🧐

[@WilsonDG-14]

The intro about Rem was top tier!! 🥹

[@GlucoseGuy]

Fuhad's face at "I woke him up to this" (17:24) got me. The wide eyes and hand on the face. 🤣

[@aisha3675]

Deadass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I replayed that time and time again!!

[@goldengirl7125]

"I'm tired of your lack of seasoning and I'm tired of you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@servingcant]

That Rem intro was so sweet, he sounds like a great friend and person. 😊🥺

[@thescharminator]

The dude that was clapping his cousin would be paying my rent for LIFE if he wanted my silence lol

[@malkshayke]

Fr tho!!

[@mariamecisse255]

😂😂😂😂

[@KeyLoLoKye]

I’m running those pockets!!

[@kyralee08]

OMM!! I better be housed at all times 🙂🤣🤣🤣

[@mangalisonyangulu5576]

U know ur a fan when u like the video before u play it cause u know its gonna be bants😂😂😂😂

[@QueerBootlace]

Facts 🤣

[@nannettedelas5251]

YESSSSSSSS! Ha ha haaaaaaa

[@originalmings1991]

Puss in Boots didn’t have to go that hard, it’s amazing; James really gave a good summary of the movie

[@latasiafrancis2877]

“THE IMPRINTS IN YOUR SKIN, SAY OTHERWISE”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂james man stop killing me like this

[@mynotificationsareoff..goc358]

You guys have helped with my depression sm.

[@bellafrmNY]

frl

[@QueerBootlace]

Keep going 💪🏼 you got this. It will get easier ❤️ much love

[@QueenWhit]

Hey my love feel free to talk to me when you feel down.

[@authenticallyauriel]

Seriously 🥹🫶🏾

[@BetweenThePagesWithLouLou]

Happy Monday all! It’s not about you ~ James 😂😂

[@davidsimmons654]

You too!

[@bellafrmNY]

u tooo

[@stephaniesimons-fernandes1349]

I died!!

[@BetweenThePagesWithLouLou]

@@stephaniesimons-fernandes1349 🤣🤣 too funny

[@thenightingale580]

I’ve got so much respect for Rem. Hearing about him makes me want to do better. He sounds like a great male role model! Xxxx

[@morgs2634]

8:28 Fuhad’s laugh is the best thing ever 😂😂😂😂

[@lisa.222]

I'm glad that guy called the girl and told her about her boyfriend. Saved her from giving her v card to that snake

[@alishacoy7421]

Right? she deserves that info. James over here shouting it up about bro code though lol 😂

[@l.m.t.l]

That friend wanted her! Ain’t no way he didn’t know it wasn’t her

[@hgarnett1867]

I never thought ANYONE would influence me to watch Puss in Boots. Booked tickets for Saturday.

[@soniadevlin487]

It’s worth it, trust

[@LadyMilkyMoo]

We went out for date night and he told me not to touch the popcorn because his mum still wasnt there.. He never told me mum was coming to our valentines date. Needless to say, the mother started getting jealous of her son dating me and it ended up causing us to end things as we didnt agree on the amount of involvement his mother should have on our date nights...

[@Audreylalaland]

Unbelievable

[@aaliyahhhhhhh335]

Are you fr. Some mothers are unhinged. Bloody hell. You saved yourself

[@caitlincaitlin7289]

He should be forever single if he wants to act like that

[@UncleBenjs]

Probably special needs

[@LadyMilkyMoo]

@@UncleBenjs Yes he had autism

[@benjaminmartis857]

17:18 I need a compilation of things that these two “couldn’t hear.”

[@moimeself1088]

At this rate, they just need to be deaf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lucian_Media]

😂😂😂😂

[@junior_nxumalo]

That was a nice introduction for Rem. Honest and sincere 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@TeiEleC]

James is too devious to be so emotional 😂

[@melindaturner6861]

He lightskin remember, they always want their cake and to eat it too

[@Parrishajonise]

Speaking of side pieces the Tobi mask being near James kills me 🤣🤣🤣 its like a constant reminder of him coming in second to Toby during off hours.

[@User-rx2tt]

Is it just me or fuhad looking extra handsome in this episode 😍🗣🗣 valentines a viiibee n ma man on.ittt🔥

[@bri678100]

I love watching James talk about something he's gassed about. It's also so funny to see the way that fuhad listens to him as he talks

[@Jolie12Fille]

Can we all agree James is toxic? Yes? Yes, James is toxic smh lol

[@servingcant]

He’s light skin innit 😭

[@NevermindHDx]

I thought this was already well-documented public knowledge.

[@liliannyambura7931]

Super toxic 😂

[@jennyjenny105]

100% 😂😅

[@ms_moca_hontas9714]

Very toxic 😂😂

[@alinagasolina6114]

"make yourself known so I kno how to respect you" 😂😂😂

[@musicfanatic8593]

Shxtsngigs deserve so much more than what they have. More like,more views ,more production, more everything.i look forward to Mondays.just for the podcast.when I don't see a vid posted I'm like what y'all doing,I need my fix haha.you guys are the greatest

[@Kayden1911]

I look forward to Mondays so much more now I’ve found this podcast

[@QueerBootlace]

Welcome to the cult fam 🫡

[@natiaamoani7846]

Y'ALL LOOKED GOOD AT THE BRITS 2023. ❤❤❤❤ LOVE YOU FUHAD 💋💋

[@kierathompson1561]

The note James hit on FAM was on another level - 😂🎉

[@alinagasolina6114]

Y'all dead right, "it's our day too" treat your king ,kingly 👑

[@moniquestoute6650]

Happy Monday all … so RiRi is preggers , Super Bowl was a hit 🇧🇧👑🏈💎😂and James was at the Brit awards standing pigeon toed like he ain’t know how to walk in a fly suit , it was Maaadddd😂

[@darchellhenderson4201]

He was taking me to dinner with our kids when I found another woman's covid mask in the car door. I asked him who's was it and he was like oh that might be my boy's mask. so I said oh! so he wears makeup now?! He paused and gave a side eye then says instead of worring about whose mask it is , I should be helping him build his business....I divorced him

[@cintaminbunny]

Wow he told you to shut up and make him money

[@lolacharles517]

These introductions are so cute. I love hearing about your friendships with the crew, it seems like a family and you all support each other.

[@foxthefox183]

James' introductions are coming along nicely 👌

[@zxhra.13]

The noise James made at 11:23 killed me 😭😭

[@ILuvSneakers512]

That was hilarious 🤣🤣

[@redsunflower87]

I am cackling!

[@glock-kay]

Man was bamboozled😂😂

[@shazz286]

I had a guy tell me he didn't celebrate valentine's so I went for dinner with someone else. He called while we were out at dinner and got mad at me when I told him I'd speak to him the next day because I was occupied. We've been waiting to meet Rem!!

[@hindenburg2006]

20:55 "It's not about you🙄." But let Fuhad MENTION Tobi!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danaglass1265]

Tobi sure is James trigger. Lol😂

[@dayanjosiah3302]

James's introduction inspires me to have great people in my inner circle 😊😊

[@rayyanchowdhury8306]

already listened on spotify this morning. time to get my 2nd dose of SNG via YT

[@yousefcreates]

Puss in Boots was FIRE Death was SCARY fam, beautifully thought out villain And Faaaaam, James you need to be recognized for the summaries you give 😂.

[@stephaniesimons-fernandes1349]

Your Rem intro was beautiful!! I'm so curious to see what he looks like!

[@valeriacontreras9918]

James has made me realize I love UFC recaps. Not even that interested in watching the fights but the recaps n highlight reels are now my fave thing to watch

[@laylacheyannee]

this show is the only reason i get through the work day

[@rainnmoon114]

James lightskin AF. "It's our day too!" 😂😂😂

[@devinimnottellin]

I am so done with "If we can fit on the same piece of paper" 😂😂😂😂!!!! This cousin stuff has to STOP!

[@f.t.7933]

y'all should really commit to these intros because it's so lovely seeing guys pour into each other and show each other love

[@SimplyBrit._.]

I already know this is gonna be JUICY 🤣

[@mindyourbusiness1663]

Y’all even got people from the Netherlands watching y’all!!❤

[@kellyhighmore4623]

These two will always make my morning. LOVE from South Africa 🇿🇦 ❤️

[@rosiesrelaxationchannel4202]

“Get your hands off my child” I was so 😬😬😬😬🤣🤣🤣

[@hash23z]

This podcast is HILARIOUS but at the same time, it is slowly killing my belief in true love

[@bawelauranyeh9721]

We all need a James in our lives perrrrioddddt!

[@in.art.hiiiii]

20:58 “it’s not about you”😂 is giving (“Honey , not now”💍)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@carrindell1981]

I'm in love with these two!!! I'm starting my patreon this week! I'll watch it on KZbin first then go back to Amazon music and listen to it again.

[@fern107]

“it’s our day too” I can already tell james is one of them sassy ones. he the type of bf to want YOU to hold the door open

[@msruss]

Facts 😂😂😂😂

[@danielajuarez7325]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hollyxx3707]

Took me kids on Saturday to see puss and boots and when I tell you I was more gassed than my kids 😂 it was seriously good

[@Saadz3]

James definitely cut weight!! Alsooo, i love how excited James gets and Fouad listens soooo actively but calmly lolll

[@DenisTravels]

Really enjoyed listening to Rem’s story. I just learned how to make friends.

[@JLeeurbancouture]

James is so over the moon and I love it for him 🤞🏾😂😂😂

[@lynnjohnson81]

I love you guys, you give me much needed laughter every week

[@beewest5704]

My dad once bought my mom a vacuum cleaner for valentines. TLDR: She now gets 10k every Valentines. Lol

[@Laurenjoinsyoutube]

“I love winning stuff you have no clue” response “I think we all have the clue” lol 😂

[@PPunkShorty]

So I actually paused the video at the Puss in Boots review, finally watched it so I could properly enjoy what James had to say. It is a MOVIE! So well done. I love how gassed you both get for things 👏🏾

[@aikygb]

No man could EVER introduce me like James did Rem I would of ran up crying, hugged man and ruined the whole podcast 🥹👏🏾💛

[@colexyz9631]

Jame's excitement for "Puss in Boots: The last wish" sent me. LOL I took my son to it and thought I was gonna take a nap but it was actually good and had both of us hype.

[@merp9211]

I can’t believe James has me thinking Puss in Boots sounds exciting. I actually want to watch it!

[@DenesiaWilliams1888]

I'm new here but I've been catching up on old episodes and James you don't know how happy I am to see you talking about Puss In Boots 😂 That movie was deep

[@lmdmvillan]

The IMPRINTS?!!! James that is wild !!! 🤣😂

[@jordanmilton674]

James' reaction at 00:11:20!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That fan dilemma? 'Melted stick of butter' slaughtered me!!!

[@peterstuart5640]

Perfect timing, was just looking for a video to listen to while on the treadmill

[@cherier.5433]

I wish I could triple like this. I swear I will pause come back days later and still enjoy the crap out of y’all .

[@rosemarie909]

“First off, get your hands off him” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hannah_rai178]

😁 Finally 🇿🇦 Still waiting for that Physical 100 review.

[@joannalessig4609]

You know I love you guys when I listened to this episode on the podcast app and then had to watch it via KZbin. ❤

[@amydaw7491]

The bro code, messaging the girl about being loud... what if he knew his boy was cheating and wanted to tell the girl without actually telling the girl? He's a good guy

[@alishacoy7421]

Exactly, that bro code stuff has to stop lol If you know your buddy is doing a girl wrong, I think you should tell her what's going on. That's just being a good person. No matter what gender.

[@str8jenn.nochaser]

Imagine her losing her virginity to him then finding out!

[@marissajones5548]

James' excitement for animated films is IT

[@Enice2302]

You two give me life. I always wait Monday night to watch you guys laugh and makeup scenarios🤣🤣🤣

[@brendamachira]

James thinking about how distant the cousin has to be for him to smash is mad to me!😭😭😭

[@lanaboo5701]

Super bowl is my Valentine's day. We cook and enjoy the day with each other.

[@Milzthefiya1]

I made a post on ig on Valentine’s Day that said “if I don’t get one flower your cut” I didn’t put any specific names, two bouquets of flowers showed up at my door w/chocolates and teddy bears. Them mans did not wanna get cut 🤣

[@angelicafigueroa0221]

Bing Bong Scene still makes you cry Take Riley to the moon! As he fades away forever

[@jessepersaud4815]

Fam you gotta understand that “ that dream “ is a Caribbean thing (mostly Guyanese and Jamaican parents use that card)😂😂😂

[@El.za_er.s]

both of our parents are super strict so we couldnt buy flowers or anything as it would be suspicous, got him handmade paper flowers and lots of chocolates and a small perfume (i bought it sneakily) and he got me nothing, not even a chocolate. We broke up shortly after.

[@the.felixharriott]

You man should deffo get Ellis and Rem there own mics

[@tariqahad4827]

Get your hands off my child is wild 😂😂😂😂

[@danaglass1265]

I bust out laughing at that.

[@tmontanez2]

James is gonna be the coolest dad to his kids. He's going to be just as excited to see kids movies as they are. Lol

[@jordanmilton674]

James' face when he realised Fuhad said 'lettuce' & not 'letters'! 08:01 Also, LETTUCE!!

[@Kiara21XO]

Welcome back to Shxtsngigs Monday 🎉

[@nomalungelomagubane8327]

You won't believe how much I love this pod 😍I live for Monday's because I haven't jumped on patreon yet.

[@kandibar21]

When your mom had a dream you know you are staying home as a Jamaican. 🤣🤣🤣

[@karadancer17]

Yoooooo so James ain’t lying Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is a MOVIE!!! So damn good. I went to see it thinking of this will be a cute fun time and was INVESTED in the plot. 10/10 recommend

[@sonecessarycreative]

That mom having a dream is such a Jamaican thing😂😂😂😂

[@lieneplivda9899]

I think it’s so funny how James has expressed he hated sales and I’m here watching him speak about ju-jitsu like - yep sign me up, puss in boots - gotta watch that, MMA fight - absolutely must learn more about how it all works because THE PASSION that’s this guy speaks with, hell yea, I want a piece of that pie 😂😂

[@TarCarNey]

"It's not about you " James finally got his lick back. 😂😂😂

[@lx4976]

James put way to much thought into the cousin situation ahahaahah