MUM & DAD MATH?! | EP 329 | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

[@sinovuyomatiwane2481]

mom and dad math made me realize we all have the same childhood trauma🤣

[@sanzas4834]

Especially if you're African 😂

[@with4tt477]

Them acting like you “hit” them still hunts me🤦🏾‍♀️

[@BessyAnne____]

Especially if you're Nigerian

[@Ktcsr17]

That they “don’t remember “

[@monisworldforever2839]

I need to apologize to my son, I traumatized him 😢

[@danielepoubel]

DAD MATH is getting pissed when you switch channels because he’s NOT sleeping on the couch, he’s resting his eyes and LISTENING to the TV

[@enyaliosares4301]

Please explain how that is related to any kind of math? Numbers? Time? Anything?

[@peasil3330]

The worst part is he's roaring in his sleep but the moment you turn it off he jolts awake to say he was watching it 🙄

[@cuteyalexia]

@@enyaliosares4301Reasoning and logic, actually.

[@BessyAnne____]

My uncle was the one who did this. One time, I got so pissed, I hit him in the head with the remote to prove he was actually sleeping to my grandpa... Man woke up disoriented and I was like, "if you were not sleeping, you would have me say I want to hit you with the remote before I actually did hit you with the remote, you zombie".

[@tundedaboss]

@@enyaliosares4301the joke is that it doesn’t make logical sense. 🛫

[@KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds]

I can't *WAIT* until you two become parents, and start doing parent things, like making sure your kids have a routine😂😂😂

[@ahblezasellars]

FAAAAAAAACTS!!!🤣

[@kizzyjem]

FAAAAAAMMMNM?! 😂

[@kathrynponte3161]

They gon’ learn the reason they start you back to early bedtimes before the school year starts is because your parents need some time ALONE!

[@Jus_me_Sween]

@@kathrynponte3161 that part!!!!!

[@OWhite13]

I thought James was married with a kid?

[@nghtwng1572]

When i say Fuhad was passionate during the mom & dad math segment...I mean PASSIONATE!! 😂😂😂 Man was trauma dumping like James & the camera were a therapist!! 😂😂😂

[@DznByLimbo]

“Mom thinking grabbing her hand while she’s tryna hit you = you’re tryna kill her” SENT me

[@nettmitch3452]

James's assessment of the cozy life of a homeless man had me howling!

[@danaglass1265]

That was hilarious 😂

[@em8969]

Hat full of coins😂😂😂😂

[@agirlhasnoname567]

What you mean you have TWO sleeping bags 😂😂😂😂

[@BruhbeChill]

😂😂😂

[@merp9211]

“You have TWO sleeping bags?!?!”

[@siyandamdluli4060]

“There’s no way a nation is this angry” had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣…apology accepted from 🇿🇦

[@matildamoloto825]

😂😂😂

[@annabel.okonkwo]

Heard it as I read this 😭😭

[@tshiamohlongwane9026]

Which episode did he say “gibberish" when reading a SA tread??

[@annabel.okonkwo]

@tshiamohlongwane9026 one of the Monday episodes before this one. It was recent tho

[@HelloVida2557]

​@@tshiamohlongwane9026if I'm not mistaken it's the one from 2 weeks ago

[@mariafajardo3016]

You guys have no idea how much I can relate to that whole mom/dad segment. The PTSD is so real 🤣🤣🤣

[@ZaZa-oo3dw]

I guess the Caribbean and Africa really aren’t that different in terms of parents 😂 that “YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE ME?” and “I’ve had a bad dream so you’re not going” brudaaaaaa

[@erinphinx8563]

Carribbean/African=Same,lol

[@cthulhus_sea_shanty]

Nah honestly cause my mum is from the Pacific Islands and the amount of times she told me "I had a bad dream so you're not going" 😭😂😂

[@eerielconstantine5051]

Can confirm, my Caribbean ma was a whole mess while I was growing 😂

[@arianam6430]

"It's the law- you have to raise me! " reminds me of my mom (single parent) telling me "I have to love you, but I don't have to like you."

[@kdot824-40]

Every time James says "I remember 1 time, yeah 😂", it's gonna be a STORY 😂😂😂😂

[@shevdavey6389]

Put story in all caps please 😂😅😅

[@tercia113]

Then I already start laughing 😂

[@teeplustee]

Every time = every 15 mins lol. His life has something serious 😂

[@esmeraldafriedman5267]

EXACTLYYYY 😂

[@tiisetsokhasuli4579]

We accept the apology 🇿🇦

[@yoojungisabouttobeyourbias6444]

😂😂Why are we always fighting guys?

[@thandeka5924]

We don't know any other way. We didn't get the violence of Apartheid out of the system🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BlPlR9714]

kwani hamkuwa mnajua James and most of dem man hawajui Africa😂

[@nyamburamacharia1000]

@@thandeka5924 😂😂😂😂😂

[@molebohengmaphepha80]

​@@yoojungisabouttobeyourbias6444😂😂😂

[@TrippyMayne_]

Fuhad's dad has definitely hit him with : "you think you can defeat me? a whole me??" when he tried to stand his ground.😂

[@thenaturallyfamousbrand7147]

Lmao "a whole me"

[@dionedwards6906]

Di stepper of steppers di super of di dupers

[@HanJisungsBabyMomma]

Those 3 words 😂😂​@@thenaturallyfamousbrand7147

[@courtneyjones1648]

Rem saying “on Beyoncé’s internet “ SENT ME 😂

[@rayarnbarnes652]

I feel like the only way yall can truly apologise to us South Africans is coming here on tour👀🇿🇦

[@mimikutu]

I HEAR THIS FULLY

[@zukisapikoli9493]

Yess that's literally the only way cause all I heard was gibberish not apologies😭

[@kelvinenos]

@@zukisapikoli9493😂😂😂

[@NtshatshaZizipho]

Yessssssssssss😅

[@wanjanjama]

I agree!!

[@EbuniMisses]

Fuhad sure knows how to tell a story and James knows how to hype up all the dramatic parts.

[@philasandeleve2940]

I was soo invested. I feel like I can just watch S3 now, I am all clued up 😂

[@alydiamaxine1305]

The mom and dad math triggered me so much that it almost unraveled all the healing I've been working on.

[@kizzyjem]

Say less...😅

[@Tobstar76]

Preach!

[@chipperjaunte]

😂😂😂

[@aaronsingleton6524]

I just blocked their numbers lol

[@folasade7433]

I literally skipped it bc I was so upset 😭

[@beverleyshoniwa7616]

As a South African, that thread installed FEAR inside me🙌🏽 like, men really hate their girlfriends😭😭💔💀

[@lesedimtembu1187]

I was shakinggggg reading that thread. Men hate us fr😭😭😭

[@bornklive7912]

@@lesedimtembu1187shamiso was right and they called her a madman when she said it. She was ahead of her time

[@nicolesolomon2778]

Woman are so disrespected.. Physically, sexually verbally violated ....gender based violence is considered her fault. Disgusting!

[@simbosh]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO yho ha.a I was weeping 😭😭😭

[@Jasmin94_]

Joh 😭😭 our men are savages 🤣🤣

[@rorisangmaboa672]

At this point, im convinced our parents have an annual meet and greet and discuss ways to raise us because we are raised the same way🤣🤣

[@taviamillward1182]

I have never seen Fuhad soooo livid in a video before. He is reliving soooo much trauma.🤣

[@biancaross22]

Someone give Fuhad a hug 🥴 that childhood was wiiiiiild! I mean I’m from Puerto Rico 😂 I need a hug too!

[@sanzas4834]

It's called growing up in an African household 😂

[@esperancesabato1018]

That’s every African child 😂

[@esperancesabato1018]

@@sanzas4834literally

[@Tofunmi11]

That’s literally every Nigerian child

[@TeeSantanax]

Caribbean too😂

[@chocolatethunder6377]

You man had me nerrrrrvous because the week don’t start till this episode drops

[@iheukumerepearl515]

Me too Already started fuming😂

[@SyreLikeAFire]

real spill

[@battleforbeauty]

Faaaacts 😂

[@kikimarriott8707]

From 3pm wondering wtf was going on 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RaeDSJ8512]

Right?? Like I need these earlier in the day, because I listen to these during my workouts.

[@jodiehanley6690]

James- Talking about looking at homeless people when he was a kid.. 'What do you mean you have TWO sleeping bags and a hat full of coins..i havent seen money like that' 😂💀

[@jamaicangirl8933]

When I tell I was floored 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gmangee5909]

happy monday guys i just had a baby girl then got a fresh episode of SNG🙌🏽 what more could i ask for 😂🙌🏽

[@tahjalafaele]

Hoping they do another thread next week of the girlfriends “phase of hating their boyfriends”. The tweets had me howling. Why are women so specific 😂😂😂

[@tiff_shan]

I would love to see an episode where Fuhad takes James back to Nigeria. 😂

[@NikkiStutzman]

James: "Oh I'm not going. I'll tell you that for free." 🤣🤣

[@shayleen-leighsimons2829]

Same… 😂

[@camg418]

Gas Fuhad been back to Nigeria ?

[@angeladelaja]

James cant deal. 😂

[@mariposastay]

No worst than picking out your own belt is having to pick it out for your siblings

[@Deemar]

Dammm

[@motlakamakhura]

And if you chose a weak ahh belt You would also get a beating 😭😭😭

[@lesley5380]

Oh wow never!

[@ddrbeginner17]

My mum told me once that I wanted her to go to prison because I chose a belt with some golden piece on it and it would mark on my skin. She had me choose another one, I am laughing now but it's so no okay hahaha

[@tiff_shan]

My grandmother would make us pick a whip from a tree outside.

[@realscottsummers]

"When the problem asks you what the problem is" will be an all time great quote lol

[@yonelatwani8278]

When my mum started with the "i gave birth to you, carried you for nine months yadayada" mess, I said "You are the one that decided you are an adult and are ready for a child. I was your responsibility and you were required to do parent duties because i didn't ask to be here' and the silence that followed was loud 😭💀

[@mysliktm]

“When the problem asks what the problem is” absolutely killllled me

[@shaynoah9234]

The math question took me back my dad asked me what's 12 plus 6 and I said idk he said use You're fingers I replied I don't have 12 fingers man threw me and my maths book out the room😂😂😂

[@mahawatejan9822]

i'm weakkkkkk😭😭😭

[@rochelsewart7919]

😂😂😂😂

[@Mama_Toni]

noooo, not the 12 fingers😂😂😂

[@yogurl6004]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Im dead

[@arg23]

Nigerian parents are EXACTLY like Caribbean parents! Fuhad was living my childhood😭😭

[@eerielconstantine5051]

Yesss

[@athena141]

Yessss

[@nursecpierre]

Sweeearrrr I just posted this!!! 😅 Carribean parents DID NOT PLAY

[@dinamenechongolola3358]

"Line up so I can clutter you as an etc, like ta ta ta!! I don't wanna wave my hand more than once", this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard Fuhad say!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@llollchild14]

It’s crazy because they were acting like we were relaxing at school too , when half of us were fighting for our lives 😭😭😭

[@amandasmith7314]

Dad math is thinking that subtracting physical assault equals a non-abusive childhood

[@Bulelwakoko]

Apology accepted 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 South Africans have been dealing with Malfoy on TikTok lately so we were on a roll 😂😂

[@entropy3615]

Lol Malfoy?

[@jasy876]

Oh god what did y'all do to Tom Felton? 😂

[@BlPlR9714]

😂😂😂Draco Malfoooeeey

[@tercia113]

YES😂😂😂😂. we need a break can't handle 2 fights at the same time

[@BlPlR9714]

@@tercia113 😂what he do to y'all down there cuzo

[@SyreLikeAFire]

istg we better get a shits n gigs meetup in South Africa in the future 🇿🇦

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

FACTS!!

[@moimeself1088]

It's the only reasonable penance. Supported.

[@tyrone2423]

We'll truly forgive them then

[@BlPlR9714]

they do an episode on the table mountains in the cape, white robes and yeezys😂😂

[@nkaisengmphomela]

I agree with this 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾😌

[@ellenellenellenellen]

Thank you for addressing the problem from last week! We love you ❤🇿🇦

[@iamkodenusi]

52:55 South Africa's ability to instil fear and respect in other people as a nation will always have me in awe! James' apology is so funny, you know he meant it.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robertjerome9171]

I've never felt another grown man's pain before in my life. Hearing the same stories of things I've gone thru growing up

[@zayaangalant1593]

🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 Thanks for clearing it up. I wasn't ready to see you guys flamed by South Africans like some other influencers😭

[@ms.alananorville7690]

Look at us listening to our Daddies Trauma and trauma bonding in the cult

[@jaughnekow]

Dad and Mum math is knowing you would return home after trying to run away from a heavy beating. They know you would always return.

[@BessyAnne____]

Ran away once, my mom didn't beat me because she was worried I didn't return that day. I was maybe 11 and I slept in church. She found me there the next morning and held my hand all the way home

[@in.art.hiiiii]

The Apologies to South Africans had me on my knees🤣🤣🙌🏻we love you guys❤❤we have 11 official languages !! Swahili is NOT one of them😂💯love love love..🤘🤘🤘

[@coddell_c]

It's 12. Sign language is now an official language too.

[@ursulambra3497]

Ugh Godfather of Harlem is literally the best thing I’ve seen this year. Literally *chefs kiss*

[@jordanmilton674]

As a South African, I can confirm we have 12 official languages including English & yes Xhosa. The X is said with a clicking sound. It's the language they used in Black Panther

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

I loved how the UK and US actors spoke it in there...even tho I'm not Xhosa myself

[@kelz3456]

Mara the clicks in that movie were not make sure😭😭😭

[@cuanontong2207]

​@kelz3456 atleast they tried yazi😂😂😂

[@kelz3456]

@@cuanontong2207yah tried is the word🤣

[@jordanmilton674]

@@kelz3456 ne? TBH, I thought Chadwick was a UK boy. Kanti he's American😰😰😰 RIP

[@kieranryan-zy2un]

I've been through a lot of shit lately and your videos put a smile on my face man

[@joshuaprince8052]

i've been refreshing this page like crazy lol🤣🤣🤣...we need this weekly therapy

[@amberjohnson9880]

Wishing you a happy remainder of the week!

[@kyanblack]

As a South African, I’m pleased 😂

[@duafatima1787]

"2 sleeping bags and a hat full of coins. I don't see money like that" James 2023

[@nkaisengmphomela]

As a South African I get it 🤣🤣🤣. It was banter. We still love you guys 🫶🏽🇿🇦

[@dawnsherie]

“YOUR HATS FULL OF COINS” HAHAHAAA BRUV why did that have me chuckling so hard because the amount of times I thought of all the places I could run away too and be hella CUSHHH, BRO! I almost hitched a ride on a train once! My mom didn’t even have a clue, I was about to see the world riding the rails 😂😂

[@moimeself1088]

Hat, not hands

[@dawnsherie]

@@moimeself1088 ok.

[@akontio59]

If you're a 90's kid from an African family, the first 15min of this show were therapeutic lmao

[@kaelomashike7892]

These man can make any show sound like its Oscar worthy, and the way fuhad describes it is absolutely fantastic

[@Noloyiso_M]

We have 11 official languages spoken plus sign language and most of these spoken languages have at least three dialects depending on which part of South African you're from. So this apology is well recieved gents😂😂♥♥

[@gloribellopez9044]

When he asked “what it’s called when you go away from your parents” I freaking giggled because I wholeheartedly yelled, “ELOPEMENT” 😩😩😩😩

[@bighomieJ5X]

Fuhad’s childhood was hilarious to me 😂😂😂 his mom and the new bedsheets for the New Year 😂😂

[@esmeraldafriedman5267]

I want to start the New Year clean and fresh! 😂

[@gugulethukunene8266]

@@esmeraldafriedman5267🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beemonique8466]

Cleaning everything, doing laundry and etc, for the new year... That's a normal thing for us black Americans. Cleanliness is Godliness😂

[@servingcant]

Listening to the Mum/Dad math section and reading the comments makes me realize that I didn’t have a unique trauma experience. The memories that are getting unlocked rn.. 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@lesegomalevu700]

It’s 12 official languages 🤣 Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Pedi, Sotho, South African Sign Language, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, and Zulu 🇿🇦

[@zukisapikoli9493]

Yes cause there's also Khoisan

[@Carpathianpixie]

Wow, y'all even made sign language an official language? That's cool.

[@nomalungelondlovu]

​@@phindampandle9482 I thought South African Sign Language was made official

[@kgothatsothobejane9954]

​@@nomalungelondlovu It was, it's recent though, I believe it was passed about two months ago.

[@beewest5704]

Stay in a place we're most ppl speak 3-4 languages but they don't speak any of them properly.

[@ayoobthegreat1171]

Much love from South Africa 🇿🇦

[@christil7635]

I went to start The Godfather of Harlem immediately after you mentioned it. I have been watching all of y’alls movies and show recs and you guys really haven’t missed. I’ve enjoyed them all. ❤❤

[@bayanmousa1539]

Literally can’t wait till u guys post every Monday it brightens my day ❤

[@MaggieAAdams]

This question is a straight therapy session for these men lmfao 😂

[@JayBry1989]

You KNOW the daughter showed the mum first so they could laugh together at the dad looking like a wisdom tooth and breaking his family up over it 😂😂😂

[@jessicarichter6436]

Facts!! 😂😂

[@theycallmecassidy8010]

the way Fuhad narrates a story/series, makes me feel like I've also watched it, great storyteller😮‍💨

[@samSam-lf3lf]

As a dad I love to see my son having fun makes me happy I can't relate to that after some days of 15hr shift I enjoy coming home seeing my wife and son just playing or being happy makes it worth it

[@makinicorner]

Dad math is telling your dad your age on your birthday and him saying "ONLY?! What have you achieved? Cause I'M 65" 😂

[@SyreLikeAFire]

fuhad’s belt story had me rolling even though my childhood was similar (except it was my mom with a shambock ;))

[@iesharoper5861]

When they said “do you know that school work like you know them songs”… that shit sweetened me!!!!

[@user-yq7hd9wg5o]

“Why haven’t you changed my bed sheets? It’s New Year’s Eve” took me OUT

[@pinkglitter6992]

‘Line up so I can clatter you’ 😂😂😂 the clatter sent me beyond! 😭🤣

[@sarahlawson1695]

The mom and dad math makes me realize I’m nothing like that as a parent. Thank god. My kids sleep in and stay up late on weekends, they know they have to clean their room every Sunday but they get to choose when as long as it’s done before bed. I feel better lol

[@indiashante1560]

Same here. I'm such a laid-back parent compared to how I was raised. My kids actually go out their way to spend time with me too. Lol

[@jessicarichter6436]

Same. Beatings only gave me trauma so I’m much more laid back & loving with my lil girl but still expect respect. I’m English & didn’t get this rosey parenting people think we get.

[@susanmichelle3292]

I love that, bcI believe kids need time to have fun and enjoy themselves. My favorite memories from my childhood were watching “Sweet Valley High” with my Mom (she worked 8 hour overnight shifts as a nurse) and brother after school, and having pizza for dinner and watching a movie that me or my brother picked with both my Mom and Dad on Saturday nights. We had to clean our rooms as well, as long as it was before bedtime Sunday. I imagine your kids will have happy memories of these weekends when they grow up😊

[@DAEDAE_blessedvibez]

MUM MATH : knowing lyrics to songs and she says "You pick up a book from morning " you know your time Tables lol

[@lesley5380]

😂😂

[@goffed11]

Def jamaican 😂😂

[@mizmckenzie3444]

the levels of accuracy, I read this in my mums voice lol

[@baf00nery]

​@@goffed11"mek sure yuh know yuh book like yuh know di song dem"😂

[@danielepoubel]

FINALLY!!!!! i was SHAKING thinking we wouldn’t get an episode today

[@lihlengwenya7637]

Bruh 😂😂

[@Mama_Toni]

Not shaking😂😂😂

[@randomlyjumping5514]

I love your apologies, it felt real. - i also didn’t know gibberish was that harsh of a word.

[@scorpios_knw_best]

20 years later, I MUST change my bedsheets new years eve. 🤦🏽‍♀️ it's mandatory. Starting fresh😂😂😂

[@hey_winny1239]

We gotta have a Nigerian mom and dad math special because…😂😂😂😂

[@adebolagifttv813]

😂😂😂 I laughed so hard in this episode... Fuhad was so funny during the mom/dad math things, and I could so relate because I'm Nigerian and our parents damn!

[@AyandaMalungana-r8k]

Shout out to my country for the juicy thread, keep them coming. and shout out to James and Fuhad for making them even juicier.🤣 ❤

[@danikahholdman2609]

Suggestion: can you guys reach out to your South African viewers to provide roasts for your next ‘roast us’ episode and for the try not to laugh challenge for your reaction channel. South Africa does not miss. Every thread of theirs is funny as hell. 😂

[@danieljean6353]

the way fuhad spoke of godfather of harlem got me focus soooo quick you guys are the best, wish you the best from france

[@justbea5961]

As an African kid these mom math tweets is giving me ptsd 😭😂

[@jordannaatilo5840]

When fuhad said ETC, i thought this was a wrestling move. Not until i saw the transcript , he actually was saying et cetera. Laughed the first time, laughed even harder the second time.

[@gsasagi1111]

I knew from the moment James said "gibberish" on the last episode that my fellow South Africans are going to have a field day with him😂😂😂We don't take anything Seriously but we hate being insulted 😂😂

[@nelly2911]

Yeah hey, I also saw it coming 🤣🤣

[@Isitreah]

I was waiting🤣🤣🤣🤣that Swahili bit too. I really thought they were next on the list after that Simone girl and Noodle hair Malfoy😭

[@danaglass1265]

Doesn’t everyone and every culture and every race and every family dislike being insulted? Not just a South African thing

[@ManLikeEnoch]

That thread was funny 😂😭 “when she holds your hands and you just want to cut it off” that’s Brazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sasah_rsa]

This is so so true Someone said, South Africans can be beefing with each other or some ishh could be going down but you come in as an outsider n you do/say something to piss them off, they'll forget for a few moments whatever the f is going on n have a field day with you😂😂😂

[@HoneyPot624]

“Telling me to clean my room because her friends are coming over.” My mom would legit give them a tour to see the “updates” on the house (there were no updates btw). 😂

[@sharon6981]

Fuhad!! I see and feel your pain. I also grew up with a Nigerian mom and life was rough because we lived in America. I didn’t understand why my family was so different from everyone else. Now, I just laugh and the stuff I endured.

[@FreeOfCharg3]

This episode gave me PTSD 😂. The plus side is that it’s nice knowing so many people experienced this level of fuckary as kids as well 😂

[@BrooklynSaunders718]

We can definitely use another Mom/Dad math that was funny and on point.

[@siphokazizondi7834]

There are quiet a few languages in South Africa. Even we get upset when someone starts their tweet off in English and then ends it in one of the other languages that we may not understand 😅😂😂

[@ozmarie]

Not "slapping all three of you in a roll". 🤣🤣🤣

[@ysuelt9116]

South African here, we could never stay vexed at you guys. We love you!!!!!

[@daisy-lz8zg]

😂😂😂 Having to apologize after getting a taste of that South African spice. Now imagine growing up in that environment. I know no tongue sharper than a South Africans😂

[@milkyisdoodlin]

Mom/dad math is constantly telling you "don't be like I was" yet still upset with decisions you make for YOUR LIFE. Like did you want me to be a teen parents like y'all or something?? 😂🥴 aren't y'all happy I didn't do what y'all did or not? Anyway once again, a great podcast! Love ya guys

[@tretizzle]

"There is not enough Fs in the word Facts" James😅😅

[@kletuskong2010]

Elis & Fuhad fumbling the bottom boy on the the matching patreon-youtube episodes is way funnier than it should be lol

[@UrbanAfricano93]

This is the only broadcast that I really like . The bromance is amazing 😂❤

[@englisheats6894]

i remember escaping a beating once and thought after finishing school it would have been forgotten about until you walk in the house and see a parent holding the belt that fear is like nothing else

[@CatherineDarah.]

Mom and Dad math is: * Asking your siblings to collect a belt for your beating *Getting mad at you for not cleaning,then you clean and they mess it up *Making you cook and clean for the whole day and then call you lazy when you’re resting and using your phone * Asking you where is the other 6%, when you got a 94% The list could go on 😭😂

[@georgenkansah659]

Awww booboo.... you're not alone 😂😂😂

[@CatherineDarah.]

@@georgenkansah659 Atleast 😂

[@Lilmoonpie2]

Dad making you pick the belt takes me BACK 😅 but the remote call really took me out!! 😂 childhood was CRAZY bro

[@nazz3110]

As a 33 year old with 2 kids, I agree with most of these 🤣 I don't care if the sun is out, go sleep so I can watch Netflix in peace 😅

[@ReginaVestra]

I always feel SO attacked when they talk about going to bed with the sun out in the summer time because.... best believe my kids are in bed at 8:30 on a weekday- rain or shine lol

[@shevdavey6389]

They'd better be sleeping by 9 pm too caz this wine isn't gonna drink itself

[@july3817]

I think my parents had a great setup. Basically I was supposed to be in my room at 8pm (later 10pm) and not make noise. But they didn’t care if I was sleeping or reading, playing games, colouring pictures as long as I was quiet and dealt with the consequences of staying up late. I had problems falling asleep so I often stayed up late and did stuff to get tired. Developed a pretty good routine of my own that way.

[@ReginaVestra]

@@shevdavey6389 LMAOOO. If it's a weekend... not gonna lie.... I let them hang out in their rooms until their heart's content... But don't try that ish on a weekday or I'm FLYING up those stairs 🤣

[@ReginaVestra]

@embermist3910 Yeah I think we have all seen those studies by now. Good thing my kids are still in the single digits......

[@RemyDaDon]

14:26 as a person who grew up in a Caribbean household, the bedsheets, curtains, laundry and your entire body and hair had to be clean on New Year’s Eve for the new year 😂😂😂 30 years later I’m still doing it

[@tracyll2979]

The universal ptsd… also as a parent same y’all are so funny and on point