Women Share Stories Of The Wildest Lies Men Have Told Them! | ShxtsnGigs Podcast | Patreon Clips

[@deathquest]

James was way too accurate with that roleplay at the end he's defo been on the receiving end of that 😭😭

[@DomFaurismar]

ong 🤣🤣

[@anokgar2953]

Swear down 🤣🤣

[@carolhart8276]

Facts

[@tashliketrash9350]

Hahahahah when he said “get out your yawd…? Get me out!” I dieddddddd

[@pla2677]

Also, the dialogue about the missing condoms shows 2 things: 1) Fuhad definitely knows how to gaslight and 2) James has heard his fair share of women's arguments to be able to argue back exactly right 😂

[@indiashante1560]

They both did that a lil too well 🤣🤣🤣

[@DrAlchem01]

Yeah Fuhad went full villain & James deserves an Oscars nomination 😂

[@katrinanuessmeier9785]

How tf they get into a realistic fight while role playing???!!! I love these guys the make my day lol I’m obsessed with this channel 😊

[@klyounger1]

The way that I had deja vu from this 🤣🤣

[@rosey23607]

I’m dying of laughter and crying from the RL flashbacks at the same time 😂🥹

[@lakkdenejla]

I love how they were fake arguing for like 5 mins in the end😭😭

[@RM-bw7iw]

it dead was a whole skit out of no where lol

[@ms.emotions]

😅😅

[@ddbob1]

That's what they need more of these little skits acting out these scenarios.

[@bartsimpsonn6027]

Bro, then they just said "anyways" and kept going like nothing happened, I was baffled

[@juanitagonzalez9952]

The fact that they immediately go into a "scenario" and they both know what position to take...LOVE THIS!

[@cleomalinga5167]

😂😂😂😂😂 bruv...😂😂

[@WatchAMalotStudios]

Nobody prompted the roles they were automatically assigned 🤣🤣🤣

[@fionagallagherapologist5968]

it was so realistic 😭

[@MakeWay4CJ]

You do?

[@meejit2130]

James was actually feeling a bit like we do when we’re gaslit and called crazy. He felt it, I saw it for a split sec 😅

[@user-nz6bq6rt5g]

Facts he was emotionally exhausted just for a bit from living a second in our world. Lol love the Daddies commitment.

[@tashliketrash9350]

Rightttt he definitely got a little bit frustrated 😅

[@SuperAtoti]

These two jokers didn't just have a whole pretend fight over 3 missing condoms from a fictional jar of condoms... Its too much. And James knows the female's role all too well!

[@Mace-1191]

You should see the roleplay of the Ukrainian refugee moving in legit thought James was gonna spark fuhad out

[@alexandriiaaa8326]

I couldn’t breathe from laughing at it

[@KudzaiMukaratirwa]

@Mace1191 which video is it?

[@mimik1028]

Literally came looking for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@leroymcnezz8846]

Mate I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂

[@vaheavejan6578]

These guys fully create a whole scenario, finish the story. Then move onto the next one 😂😂😂 love it

[@iammarzyyjayy9275]

There jokes 😂

[@lukehano8573]

The argument at 15 minutes 😂😂

[@alexismann8944]

Move on like nothing happen! And I'm sitting here eating a bag of chips fully engaged into their new storyline.

[@dementrigrivas4588]

It’s basically improv to them 😂💯

[@jordonjohnson1423]

Who the hell is Sharon?

[@ariciaajames6501]

My favorite thing y'all do is when you read 1 statement and the next moment you're in character fighting each other like you're life depends on it. You're acting skills are just on point.

[@cintaminbunny]

Just letting you know you have 2k likes

[@sallysally9483]

"They want peace and quiet" 😂 They just don't want to deal with the consequences of their actions

[@ShiningLight411]

🎯

[@_TiredMotherfucker_]

Likeeee “Sometimes the truth is worth telling” why is the truth so bad to begin with💀

[@RealReactionNation]

“You’re just talking Sharon” 😂😂😂😂 bruh really committed!!!

[@thandizohorea1267]

after discovering he lied about being divorced he told me and I quote " in my head I was already divorced "

[@scovyaporsha]

😂😂😂😂😂. People are Crazy

[@daebak_hana]

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@MixedAfro]

I'm so sorry! He sounds like a narcissist

[@llimettime]

Classic

[@momentswithskhanyi8110]

Lies lies . He told me that he wants to make me his 2nd wife🤡

[@snowym7188]

the condom thing felt like an actual toxic relationship argument 😂😂😂😂😂 triggering

[@glock-kay]

The way Fuhad and James go into their acting is mad😂😂No rehearsal just straight into it😂goated duo💯

[@fgarza1066857]

“He took condoms out of the condom jar, to see if I was keeping count” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@laanierhae]

"Oh, so you're crazy now?" This "argument" was pure gold. Thank you for the chuckles.

[@msononi1]

As a Sharon, I was fully invested in the argument... Chirp😂😂😂

[@salaamfx]

Zoea hio sauti

[@sharonmbam5290]

same😂😂

[@conradboore8172]

Lazima tu ingekuwa Sharon😂

[@sharonwoodley3530]

Me too😂😂

[@sharondank]

😂😂😂😂

[@yamidelacroix6729]

It's james' hands tapping on the chair during the fake argument that killed me. That got proper real.

[@hotmomd.]

that part took me out too!!! 😂😂

[@voodooladyink6869]

Late, sorry, but I'm sitting here sick, watching oldies. This bit was BRILLIANT!!!

[@missseptvirgo]

They aren't looking for peace. They are too cowardly to deal with the consequences of their actions. 🤷‍♀🤣

[@angelsweet9611]

Exactly, they don’t want to be confronted for their bs! Just take it and shut up about it

[@Dave-yu9pg]

Chill out.

[@TheSmily4ever]

i swear to god! they wanna peace of mind but let the girl live in doub and lies. thats not peace in mind for us tho.

[@kenetrice]

Exactly. Cause if they wanted peace, they wouldn't lie and cheat to begin with. & you can't claim you value peace when you are destroying HER peace with the lies and games. Men like that dont give a fuck about peace, theyre just selfish and want to have their cake and eat it too.

[@thatlldopig911]

@@angelsweet9611 I have never read a more true statement! 💯🎯

[@Lue-rd2lb]

brooo 17:37 haha after that intense roleplay, i dont think james was ready to just move on like that 😂😂

[@joelexis8887]

That condom skit was pure gold!!! Get these boys on tv asap lol

[@nadiel42]

I was catching up with someone once after years of not talking, because you know people grow and have families, etc. So naturally I asked if he had any kids yet. He said no. Sometime later I caught him in the lie. He had a kid. His reasoning? She was a "baby" not a kid. So my question didn't count 🤔 🙃

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

Pardon?? 😭😭🤣🤣

[@snowym7188]

whyyyyyyyyyyyy😭😭

[@menak8870]

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😂😂

[@killergibs]

that’s crazyyy😭

[@jasminedwyer4323]

You see what we have to deal with 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@nicomorphine6]

Some guy asked me out on a date, then cancelled the night before saying he had forgotten he has to attend a wedding the next day. I said "ok, let me know when you'd like to reschedule". Never heard back from him but did find out a few weeks later that he got married the day we were supposed to go on our first date!

[@amandabolden3172]

OMG. You were spared a crazy situation.

[@AbsolutelyNot86]

Omfg they are straight dogs all the way to the aisle, right?

[@BOO4EVA]

Wait whatttt??!!!! That is actually insane

[@victoriasmith2813]

What was the thought process??!

[@kelvinmcderry8798]

As a Nigerian , I gotta agree with how embarrassing it is when they settle for a anything with a pulse😅😅

[@annedijeh]

Man, it is very embarrassing 🤦

[@Ben360net]

It's F@&king annoying because it falls back on all of us when they do that

[@angelsweet9611]

@@Ben360netespecially us single people

[@Ben360net]

@@angelsweet9611 Yeah

[@KayDauda]

Ambition is a deadly thing

[@Balilla1003]

Sharon has me cryinnggg “get me out !” Lmfao I can’t

[@TheTsugnawmi2010]

James wasn’t making up a girl for that condom argument, he was remembering one. That was TOO authentic!

[@kamogelocandygirl1950]

James' 'WOW!' on the roleplay killed me, cause he just felt defeated for a sec😅. They could've gone on longer "arguing" for it seemed they didn't wanna break the characters off. I really enjoyed it. xoxoxo

[@AsiyaIammuah]

Lmao I felt triggered for a sec😂😂

[@khaledalzaanin3610]

That counting condoms scenario you guys just did is legendary 😂😂 you guys are off the chains keep up the good work guys 👍🏻

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

The argument over the missing condoms I got into it way too much and thought I was watching a real couple arguing over 3 missing condoms 😂😂

[@cleomalinga5167]

😂😂😂😂😂 like what is happening...😂😂

[@flarekuntheanimationist8384]

The difference between 17:17, 17:18, and 17:19 is INSANE. The way James's face changes are hilarious

[@Naomi.malatji_12]

“Whatever floats your boat SHARON”🤣🤣😹 Micro pen:s🤣🤣

[@Kali_M]

"I lied but now I'm not lying" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you guys are sick

[@sweetsounds7778]

James is an actOR "when I'm bored I COUNT SHIT" please🤣🤣🤣

[@MachineGunKali]

The wildest lie I’ve been told thus far: I was seeing a guy back home in Georgia. I knew of him from high school so I had so real reason to doubt anything he said. I knew he just got out of the army and all of that. One day he told me that he had to go to Texas to go to court. He told me it was something related to traffic, driving, or something along those lines. Well y’all, come to find out that while he was in the army he had gotten married and the real reason he was going to court was because of an aggravated assault charge for beating his wife.

[@mandyejaife524]

WHAT

[@cjuliaaaa]

Talk about dodging a bullet

[@taija_m]

Omfg that’s crazy

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

No fxckin way

[@MachineGunKali]

@@junglekxngtalksanime I found out because his stepdad told me and he thought I knew he was married. NO I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS MARRIED!!!!!

[@selahjackson5407]

14:33 the way they were going at it about the condoms like it was their actual lives has me dying 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@amberpotts7760]

So what I'm gathering here is that most all men lie to avoid conflict and women are supposed to accept it and move on while of course still maintaining their integrity? While I find this reveal disgusting, it's also pretty enlightening tbh! Thank you! ❤️

[@thefivebitegirl]

That’s EXACTLY how I’m feeling right now. Lol honestly makes me feel more confident in my decision to be celibate. Waaaaayyy less stress 😂

[@amberpotts7760]

@Alia W. I'm living an abstinent life rn too! I used to say celebate, but I realized that was inaccurate since I enjoy me. I don't think we're alone in this plight though!

[@bryannefernandes6235]

Touching on the whole “guys lie because they want peace” topic; y’all men do know that telling the truth creates a lot more peace then lying & then having the girl find out you lied. I can positively say that girls can handle the truth a lot better then a lie. Nothing pisses me off more than someone who lies; be an adult, own up to your shit & deal with what comes your way. If you screwed up, that’s on you, now deal with what comes with that. I can handle someone telling me something I don’t wanna hear if it’s the truth. Matter of fact, I have respect for people like that. But lie to me & I’ll always question you 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@laquamartin4602]

Facts pure Facts!!!

[@informedRev13]

Facts!

[@AbsolutelyNot86]

10000000 percent!

[@tommymy210]

I think the point is that the most peace in a scenario would come from telling a lie and nobody ever finding out it was a lie

[@shenaegoodwill2609]

Wanting peace= being unaccountable

[@kanissdonner6422]

My ex and I ran into each other at a bar, he cornered me saying he still loves me and crap. I told him if he did why did you cheat on me with 2 people. He tells me he never cheated, that he puts that on his mother's life........ She died the next month

[@Randomperson16-q4j]

Damn 😮

[@fade8756]

:O

[@tettybetty2019]

Wooooo😮

[@frenchbluehen]

😂 Karma

[@ethelmwamba6008]

😮

[@GoddessLuna23]

It's not about peace, but lacking emotional intelligence, fortitude and character to deal with the consequences and to just have a moral compass of not doing half this shit in the first place. What's peaceful are relationships built on honesty, trust and effort for and towards each other.

[@Black2bProud]

Thank youuu! I find it very worrying when people lie for no reason at all , being caught in a lie is more headache and drama than just telling the truth out right.

[@comic_life_86]

Thank you

[@TheRedMenaceUK]

A woman telling men how and why men do things, well done 👏

[@KIll74N]

​@@TheRedMenaceUKIt's just common sense tbh if you cant have peace of mind while also taking accountability your EQ is low asl.

[@blackberry623]

We glossed over the idea that the "I'm a twin" lie is to provide an early alibi if he is spotted with another woman. "Babe, that wasn't me eating sushi with another woman; that was my twin!"

[@waynemorgan2792]

1st thing i thought lol .... small city and he had his excuse locked an laoded

[@KJxxoo]

This was highly entertaining and disturbing at the same time. My ex was a compulsive liar and cheater so I’ve had my fair share of lies being told to me. The best was he got a second night time job. Turns out he was just with another woman 🙄

[@jujutrini8412]

You can tell that James has had so many arguments with girls in his life! 😂

[@reneerougeaux7046]

A man once told me he had a woman and child as his screensaver because the child died of leukemia and she was a family friend. A CHILD!!!

[@kamogelomatsile1800]

😂😂😂😂😂 wild

[@AbsolutelyNot86]

I fell out when I read this! The LENGTHS they’ll go to for some strange is AMAZING! I love hearing the wild lies!!!!

[@laughingshaman1]

Damn

[@charliebslilgurl1132]

Now that lie isnt funny. Its sick

[@informedRev13]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣It's just so sad!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nebiyatabayneh]

😂😂😂I was so invested in the argument at the end I forgot it was a fake scenario. You guys are something else I swear.

[@Sibabalwe13]

"Sharon"😂😂😂😂😂wtf the argument about condoms nahhh I just can't with these 2😂😂😂you guys can make my day....

[@blu-jaywooten6102]

Them devolving into a full skit about this Damn condom jar is what truly trips me 🤣🤣

[@reginafromrio]

Ex-husband tells me he's never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. We are American. I ask his mom and she said of course he has. Why??

[@o.m9514]

Glad he's an ex. Clearly doesn't have any respect for you.

[@ailaka1925]

I’m at work, literally GASPING FOR AIR at y’all argument, as if you’re the actual couple arguing over the number of condoms in the jar. 😂

[@CS48293]

If they didn’t want drama and only care about peace , they could not be trifling in the 1st place. That’s the easiest way to have peace

[@Bella_Noire]

Men saying they want “peace” when creating chaos and wrecking havoc in women’s lives. They are miserable in themselves and want to pull women into their chaos. They can have peace if they live decently and honestly but they choose to live degenerately. But when you catch them, now they want peace. They want to be degenerate without consequences.

[@salsera127]

This comment should be pinned!

[@kaylaramos6941]

You guys are gold. The whole roleplay at the end was hilarious. Y’all get so into it just on the fly. I love it 😂😂

[@weamkassem8392]

the 3 minutes unplanned role playing at starting 14:30 killed me xxx

[@Flowerpower2407]

Watching you two not only gives me laughs but unfortunately makes me so aware of the state of mens mental state-- waning to convince a girl that you may have a thing for your own sister to avoid being honest -- that right there is not only sick as in sickness but does scream needs to be seen by a professional

[@georgieeve2026]

Agreed ♡

[@kjb739]

It's not even about the lie. It's about them telling us something so outrageous that they think we're so gullible and stupid enough to believe it.

[@jazzytrissy]

That condom skit was way too accurate 😂 Gasligtiing on point

[@cocobae1631]

The condom dialogue is WILDDD😂😂😂😂

[@fitzwilliams4215]

James really know how to portray a woman because when he said "you're not man enough" my eye twitched 🤣🤣🤣

[@doudoumthembu7277]

Men want peace of mind at the expense of women's

[@reelgesh51]

Narcissists in general are this yes

[@o.m9514]

RIGHT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@hafsahkehinde8584]

As a Nigerian , I am embarrassed by our men😆😆

[@auggie1.0]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chiblesstheraindowninafric9932]

🤣🤣

[@hilianadiamond2197]

I can't see James the same ever since he was dancing to Jeffrey Dahmer 🤣🤣🤣

[@ChristinaQueenHeart]

That shit took me OUT. I laughed so hard for hours. Just randomly 🤣😂🤣😂.

[@shaynahoward]

It was the way he smoothly moved while he talked and never missed a beat. I died laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JokesterAryann]

When did that happen?

[@Mae-rr5ye]

He got in character LOL 🤣

[@toluo6245]

Sooo true😂😂

[@yalonndag.7041]

The condom confrontation was so on point.😆😆 I laughed so hard, my abs got a workout!!!

[@nompumelelozungu510]

🤣🤣This is a great place to remind yourself of the kind of nonsense men can pull😭

[@shayshay7495]

Its 5am & it Almost made me break up with my man 😂

[@salithiam4019]

Yall call it peace of mind i call it ignoring your own responsibility of being a decent human being

[@Westside_Webster]

That's what Im saying, the way they also justify them cheating too 😬 wild to me

[@chillySw33t]

I was 20 and had a date with a 31 year old man. He told me that he was a spy and that we could not spend time at his house because it was safer for me that way 🤣 He was very sure of himself, I had absolutely no desire to go at his home 🤣 Of course he was actually married and I stopped talking to him afterwards 🤦‍♀️

[@blueish_purple]

I have two sets of twins, imagine their disgust when they realise I've got 4 kids😭💀

[@shawnskylark]

A part of me was prepared for Fuhad to say after the guess "so you're crazy and can't count?"😂

[@jenniferleigh4339]

I was TRIGGERED by that fight😭

[@thekingherself]

I wasn't ready 😂😂🤣🤣

[@GraceCHenry]

Choking dyyyiinng laughing!! How tf James did the female POV so perfectly??? Nahhh he is pulling from real life. He is def been on receiving end of that argument. 😂😂😂😂

[@nayenae9876]

Fuhad is always the husband, and James is always the wife in these little plays they do. 😅🤣😂

[@Deking24]

Yo their argument at the end had me rolling on the floor laughing lol

[@jessicajackson8122]

Fuhad put a name to it. Sharon. .Get out my yard! I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@missypmc5507]

I love the little role play session that happened. Im rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Like ya'll for real had an argument about missing imaginary condoms and broke up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@indiashante1560]

If you have two kids and they're twins just say they're twins. If you say you only have one and then try to walk it back most women aren't going to want to talk to you after that. 🤣🤣🤣

[@shannooony]

My ex facetimed the morning after he went out with his boys and had a hickey on his neck. I asked him where he got the hickey from and he said "aw 1 of the boys was joking around and gave it to me" must have thought I was born yesterday 💀💀💀💀💀

[@Kittycouture_xox]

I would fall for that 😭😭😭🫰🏿

[@faithandgrace1638]

In todays time, that could be true 😂

[@shannooony]

Trust me, he cheated 😂😂😂

[@giselo06]

@@shannooonylol with the homie

[@elle3771]

the fact they fought for like 3 minutes over a hypothetical condoms going missing will never not be hilarious

[@RayGreen-y3v]

I am a 51 year woman from Long Island , NY and work remote with head phones on, I sit at my lap top crakin' up they make me laugh so hard, I love the role playing! What chemistry these fella's have, thankyou for giving me joy!

[@whitneygilliard6901]

I can not with the fake argument at the end lmao I’m dying “get out my yard Sharon” 😂😂

[@morewithmariama7723]

That twin thing is genius! That way if he gets caught in these streets, he can just say, no babe that's my twin, remember Fred! The creativity is a 10!

[@jujutrini8412]

This is exactly what I was thinking. He knows he could get caught out with people seeing him around town so he’s already set up his alibi.

[@schokococoa575]

I don’t see how he thought it would work if he was bringing her around his family though😭she would ask eventually

[@BrooklynSaunders718]

It's the acting out random situations that cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣

[@silishad]

I can.NOT! 😂 the commitment with the condom argument had me thinking you might’ve forgot you were doing a podcast 🤣😂

[@okohkelvin624]

Can't believe you guys had a full on pretend fight about counting condoms and cheating 😂😂😂😂 you guys are hilarious 😭

[@nashaec3233]

😂😂 the condom situation is so real. They are hilarious. They really know how to play up a situation

[@sarahobah]

3 or 4 guys in the same 2 week span told me they have "short term memory loss due to a brain injury" Those exact words. By the third or fourth time I laughed in his face by accident. 😂

[@kikodivine]

The condom argument is SENDING MEEEE!!! James is traumatized ! And Fuhad! Wow. Gaslight me any day baby 😂

[@g.n.b9197]

14:00 this was so good I genuinely gotinvested and forgot this is a hypothetical.

[@NyhnaLaw]

Lmfao longest impromptu EVER 17:30

[@alisasmith7901]

The mental gymnastics to justify the lies is incredible. They would rather to lie to protect their peace for a one moment than have a life of peace with no drama. The lies are also the sound like young children telling fibs😂

[@NoName-nj4mw]

A guy I was dating was on his way to my house and never made it. The next day I got a text from his phone from a lady saying she was his aunt and he had a heart attack and fell down a flight of stairs and broke his ribs. The "lady" was him, and he was just trying to hide the fact that he was married 🙄

[@khadijakhabbachi2313]

Man !! The condom argument got me wheezing 😂😂😂 that is so spot on 😂😂

[@arispalate]

that condom scenario is GOLDEN podcast content 😭😭😭

[@lucasmhango2104]

Lol I died when they like "How's Fred doing? WHOOOO???"🤣🤣💯

[@tasharacole3452]

As far as the two kids being twins; Her: Do you have kids? Him: Yes, twins Simple

[@OGK-1414]

This exactly 💯. Then coming with conflated reasons why the lie "works" 🙄

[@PixiieGrotto]

Right! Then when I 🚪🤸🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️💨. Accept it and find someone willing. It’s life😂

[@o.m9514]

lol right?!

[@Saysme298]

My thoughts exactly!

[@miainthesun]

I…. Was not expecting you guys to full on cosplay these scenarios… you have earned me as a fan

[@l0v_wa197]

Omg, I just love when they do these scenarios 😂😂😂

[@BEYZUSx]

emmy, oscar, grammy idc give it to them for that scene at the end LMAOOOO

[@cindyjr251]

@12:28 I had the same situation with a female friend. She lied about having a twin and when I met her mom I brought up the twin brother and she was like “What are you talking about?” I still don’t understand the purpose of the lie.

[@eliza6971]

lol a guy once tried to keep my friend from leaving him by lying about having lung cancer. I was 17 so I thought it could be possible until her mom was like “you can’t go into the hospital, get the proper labs done AND get a diagnosis in one afternoon.”

[@lady_kimmie]

He lied to me about his name, his occupation, his citizenship... Basically his whole identity. He even said he was in MENSA to make me think he was a genius. Worse is that he was trying to impress me so badly that he had to pretend he was a prodigy and came from old money... Found out he was dumb af and broke as shit.

[@lady1066]

This guy had come to school and his gf confronted him about the hickeys he had and he said they were burns from ironing his shirt with it on 😂😂😂😂

[@MartynaGrabowska-d9r]

The actual argument about the lie was mentalllll, took me clean outttt 😂😂

[@TheRickmyce]

I had a gf that counted condoms. We weren't using them anymore, and at the time, my 17 year old nephew was starting to get interested in having sex, so I gave him some. You can imagine how that conversation went... 😂😂

[@Alicia_No_Keys]

I love listening to the scenarios you two create from a tweet or IG post. Absolutely hilarious and you stay in character