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ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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@flotonto403
@flotonto403 Жыл бұрын
James: "i dont think this has ever happened to me" Proceeds to tell 3 different stories 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@la-toyanatashadeerling7721
@la-toyanatashadeerling7721 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@dose.of.kitkat
@dose.of.kitkat Жыл бұрын
That’s because he’s had too many to remember 😂😂😂 then when Fuhad says something that’s reminds him he’s out with the stories 😭🤣🤣
@flotonto403
@flotonto403 Жыл бұрын
😂
@Staarrxxx
@Staarrxxx Жыл бұрын
Brooo🤣🤣
@lizo.3680
@lizo.3680 Жыл бұрын
😂
@fudge2967
@fudge2967 Жыл бұрын
This segment was 20% responses and 80% flashbacks/story telling and i loved every bit of it.
@luyandamabasa3826
@luyandamabasa3826 Жыл бұрын
Straight up facts, even got myself reminiscing 💀😂😂
@willjohnson5042
@willjohnson5042 Жыл бұрын
FAAAAMM!!! 😂
@sinovuyongqisha804
@sinovuyongqisha804 Жыл бұрын
lol facts
@JustShaye
@JustShaye Жыл бұрын
Yessss
@Dumb_Nice
@Dumb_Nice Жыл бұрын
Jokes 😂😂
@diamondcrawford9272
@diamondcrawford9272 Жыл бұрын
“One kid won’t hurt” is how we ended up with one kid.
@FaithMcCaffrey
@FaithMcCaffrey Жыл бұрын
"One kid won't hurt" is how we ended up with 4 🤣🤣
@evrclr76
@evrclr76 Жыл бұрын
😭🤣
@jennawilkins6345
@jennawilkins6345 Жыл бұрын
Same here!!! And that kid just snuck a bottle of pop shook the pop and opened it on his bed!!! When asked why he said he wanted the bubbles all through it not just on the sides 🤯🤦🏼‍♀️🤬 HES 9 NOW NO EXCUSE!
@brith2237
@brith2237 Жыл бұрын
Fucking same with a dash of " how this man dont have any kids yet?"
@QueenMufasa552
@QueenMufasa552 Жыл бұрын
Tell me about it
@geeiffy6486
@geeiffy6486 Жыл бұрын
"Bird shirt " 🤣🤣🤣... damn dat girl was on a mission of "i take souls not names"..💀💀
@Prosper927
@Prosper927 Жыл бұрын
😹😹
@mi3helle707
@mi3helle707 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mi4ever827
@mi4ever827 Жыл бұрын
This needs to be a pinned comment. 😩🤣
@aisha3675
@aisha3675 Жыл бұрын
The facial expressions, the flashback stories, the nicknames... got me creasing!!!
@esotericleigh
@esotericleigh Жыл бұрын
Unraveling!! I love them
@moniquestoute6650
@moniquestoute6650 Жыл бұрын
I love how Fuhad seems to know about all of James’s sexual exploits 👀oh you mean the crazy one or the wet wet ting 😂, I appreciate you guys love for each other ,you can have a conversation about everything , its how you guys relate to each other 🫂 it’s sweet to see and the funniest thing 🤣
@dianemicheleaux4107
@dianemicheleaux4107 Жыл бұрын
That's because our James is a Chatty Cathy. 😂
@janewangari9201
@janewangari9201 Жыл бұрын
​@@dianemicheleaux4107 🤣🤣🤣
@yah7130
@yah7130 Жыл бұрын
​@@dianemicheleaux4107 a serial chatty patty🤣
@nicolesims5686
@nicolesims5686 Жыл бұрын
I mean, they are besties 🤣 as James said then quickly stopped himself. We see you 😉
@justkdijah
@justkdijah Жыл бұрын
@@dianemicheleaux4107 Facts!!!
@dorcassswg
@dorcassswg Жыл бұрын
I’ve definitely silently said & thought “this was a waste of time & a body” during the deed lol.
@ashleywhite5001
@ashleywhite5001 Жыл бұрын
And DID!!!🫱🏽‍🫲🏾😂😂😂
@dorcassswg
@dorcassswg Жыл бұрын
@@ashleywhite5001 I had to let them know I could have done myself at home lol
@zimprince195
@zimprince195 Жыл бұрын
​@@dorcassswg argh, ffs, this is violent 😫😅🤦🏾‍♂️
@dorcassswg
@dorcassswg Жыл бұрын
@@zimprince195 had to let them know it was not hitting at all lol
@marissawilson4644
@marissawilson4644 Жыл бұрын
Does it count if it wasn't good? 🤣
@landuminyuku899
@landuminyuku899 Жыл бұрын
🤣 One thing about James is not taking anything to the grave! Love him
@biancadriscoll3818
@biancadriscoll3818 Жыл бұрын
The ‘he’s never gonna hear from me again’ has DEFINITELY been thought during the deed, no matter if you like him… if it’s bad it’s BAD
@pixiehollow5236
@pixiehollow5236 Жыл бұрын
Say less!!!😂😂😂
@ZaZa-nm6sw
@ZaZa-nm6sw 2 ай бұрын
Bad sex has ruined feelings for sure
@ZaZa-nm6sw
@ZaZa-nm6sw 2 ай бұрын
Bad sex has ruined feelings for sure.
@coltonsmith3724
@coltonsmith3724 2 ай бұрын
And thats why men want women with a low body count. Any sex that wasn’t her best will be considered “bad”
@Algunter15
@Algunter15 Жыл бұрын
The "he really think he doin something" gave me flashbacks 😂
@ParabolicPsyche
@ParabolicPsyche Жыл бұрын
Honestly just saying to myself I wasted an Uber for this
@TonyAtmos
@TonyAtmos Жыл бұрын
​@@ParabolicPsyche Savage 😅
@jesslooks6496
@jesslooks6496 Жыл бұрын
Me too gurl💀💀💀
@גקדןרק
@גקדןרק Жыл бұрын
Still hit tho
@jasonadventist5226
@jasonadventist5226 4 ай бұрын
Faaaaammmmmm!!!!
@talkswithmeme8844
@talkswithmeme8844 Жыл бұрын
Silent thoughts: "I should've stayed home 😒"
@august8158
@august8158 Жыл бұрын
This the one! 😂
@letitiasd586
@letitiasd586 Жыл бұрын
Yep on many an occasion sometimes with the same person😂😂😂
@alischat8916
@alischat8916 Жыл бұрын
Exactly, I was like...I knew I shouldn't answer the phone🙄
@tracyserwah5747
@tracyserwah5747 9 ай бұрын
And your already home 🥴 even worse
@orefilemolekwa6664
@orefilemolekwa6664 Жыл бұрын
“This can’t be the reason your baby mama was fighting for”💔😂
@demondmoultrie8805
@demondmoultrie8805 Жыл бұрын
Aaayyyooo 😂😂😂😂😂
@lataviamcfarland5343
@lataviamcfarland5343 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@bestbeech52
@bestbeech52 Жыл бұрын
James being knows as 'bird shirt' is the funniest thing all month 🤣 😂
@bajan_dw
@bajan_dw Жыл бұрын
I need an episode where all the exes who've been listening in all these years just air their feelings 🤣 Edit: wow thx for the love. From all the way in Barbados 🇧🇧
@lillyess385
@lillyess385 Жыл бұрын
That would be juicy considring James is a self admitted serial cheater
@kenciabernard4824
@kenciabernard4824 Жыл бұрын
I would be front row for that one!
@AhktyAmenMessahRe
@AhktyAmenMessahRe Жыл бұрын
MKAE IT HAPPEN !!!
@alvindmutwiri
@alvindmutwiri Жыл бұрын
Pin this
@BeautifullyNerdy
@BeautifullyNerdy Жыл бұрын
Yea!!!
@ellemora
@ellemora Жыл бұрын
“They don’t care about your excuses or your blood flow” trueeee 😂
@kiera8102
@kiera8102 Жыл бұрын
I don't think James and Fuhad know how blessed we are to have them on this planet! 💯 Laughter is good for the soul and they make me proper belly laugh all the time!! 🙏😂
@LavenderandLilac
@LavenderandLilac Жыл бұрын
@@joshuaway1375and what led you here exactly?
@givethanksandpraisealways
@givethanksandpraisealways 10 ай бұрын
Amen ❤️ 🙏🏽
@TheeSmileyOne
@TheeSmileyOne Жыл бұрын
I love James’ honesty!! And FYI-it’s the same for women! You need blood flow and we need to be wet. We don’t just walk around wet all day 🤦🏾‍♀️ We have to be into it mentally as well to get aroused.
@oefmax1896
@oefmax1896 Жыл бұрын
One hundred percent agree with the FYI thing. But I dont think Ive ever heard a girl apologize for not getting wet, most of the time that fault is pushed to the guy, or the atmosphere, etc. While if the guy doesnt get the blood flow down there, like Fuhad said, thats the mans problem (and rightfully so).
@TheeSmileyOne
@TheeSmileyOne Жыл бұрын
@@oefmax1896 🤷🏾‍♀️ If a girl isn’t in the mood, we have a lot of reasons to say why! Loll Also, since it’s not something you can see necessarily, you’d never know unless we’re amid the actual act. Lol
@J_Dot_S
@J_Dot_S Жыл бұрын
More people need to know this. I can imagine that a couple times when y'all ladies say y'all aren't in the mood, maybe you're into it up until you realize that you're not?
@TheeSmileyOne
@TheeSmileyOne Жыл бұрын
@@J_Dot_S That can be an issue. Truthfully it could also be hormonal or health issues as well but can be uneasy to discuss especially if it’s a new relationship. I can admit there have been times I was “ready” or so I thought Lolo but realized my mind wasn’t really focused on the task at hand. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ Man our brains control soooo much!!
@emeralddream4428
@emeralddream4428 Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad and grateful that someone said something about this!!! Cause we just don't walk around Niagara Falls!!!
@RahOfThemyscira
@RahOfThemyscira Жыл бұрын
This man said “Give me Chlamydia” 😭😭😭😭😭
@RahOfThemyscira
@RahOfThemyscira Жыл бұрын
@@buaduhelen1218 😂 I was confuzzled!
@phoenixx3951
@phoenixx3951 Жыл бұрын
I literally said .. wait pause 😂😂😂😂
@RahOfThemyscira
@RahOfThemyscira Жыл бұрын
@@phoenixx3951 😂😂😂😂😂 Same! Like no way I heard that right
@SophiaGoodThings
@SophiaGoodThings Жыл бұрын
Dangerous!
@RahOfThemyscira
@RahOfThemyscira Жыл бұрын
@@SophiaGoodThings 🤣
@makubeofficial
@makubeofficial Жыл бұрын
She said "bye" and I said "Raaaa?" I'm DED😭😭😭
@molebohengmaphepha80
@molebohengmaphepha80 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@candyhart8215
@candyhart8215 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AnimeChiqett
@AnimeChiqett Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 damn. I don’t think I could experience that
@amilakenosi
@amilakenosi Жыл бұрын
yoh 🤣
@MyFavourites1
@MyFavourites1 9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@selinaoluyi912
@selinaoluyi912 Жыл бұрын
“Say Less… Charge It!” 💁🏾‍♀️ Should be printed on a T-Shirt! 😂🤣
@kahuemberson4858
@kahuemberson4858 Жыл бұрын
I would buy it so fast
@mi3helle707
@mi3helle707 Жыл бұрын
Don't tell Primark 🤣
@TeamEchelonRecords
@TeamEchelonRecords Жыл бұрын
"Put It On The Gamex" as well 😂
@bimpelobster710
@bimpelobster710 Жыл бұрын
​@@mi3helle707 😂😅 they're too quick. good.ol.primarni 😂🥴
@sharon6981
@sharon6981 Жыл бұрын
“All elevators have mirrors.. I was LOOKIN at myself.. Fuhad, is this you??” 😂😂
@nokulungasono852
@nokulungasono852 Жыл бұрын
“We couldn’t get blood.” “I was there with the sheets, covering my nipples.” 😭🤣
@motsoamasimomantome869
@motsoamasimomantome869 Жыл бұрын
Like "babe noo " ,I can't 😭🤣🤣🤣
@chalice2222
@chalice2222 Жыл бұрын
😭 I couldn’t breathe
@blending_in
@blending_in 3 ай бұрын
took me out
@sarafinahailongo2851
@sarafinahailongo2851 Жыл бұрын
"Maybe one kid won't hurt" got alot of men paying child support😂😂😂😂.
@Hopesbrizze
@Hopesbrizze Жыл бұрын
I’ve definitely mouth to myself “hurry tf up and finish” 😂😂 I was over it.
@CrazyJodice
@CrazyJodice Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@CarmenSpinelli22
@CarmenSpinelli22 Жыл бұрын
Literally me the other night 😩
@anneedwin3391
@anneedwin3391 Жыл бұрын
THIS!!!!!! Definitely 😂😂😂😂🌚
@גקדןרק
@גקדןרק Жыл бұрын
Yall just exposing yourselves lol
@roriemarie2968
@roriemarie2968 Жыл бұрын
Facts..
@brm_1221
@brm_1221 Жыл бұрын
Fuhad saying “Encourage Me” took me completely out 🤣🤣🤣
@TrulyKeels
@TrulyKeels Жыл бұрын
As women we sometimes we make the grocery list
@leonardojames6449
@leonardojames6449 Жыл бұрын
Dont forget the exotic fruits
@goodbher9244
@goodbher9244 Жыл бұрын
Y'all fuckin' some men bad at sex if y'all thinking about groceries. 🤣
@DeVasteyAnnaize
@DeVasteyAnnaize Жыл бұрын
Or think about something funny and spend your time trying not to laugh like my goofy ass did one time 🤡
@kador8278
@kador8278 Жыл бұрын
I was coming here to say that... boy was working like a jackhammer with no finesse....
@charnascarlett8971
@charnascarlett8971 Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the to do list 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@taybandz9985
@taybandz9985 Жыл бұрын
Best podcast fr. The chemistry is untouched.
@Staarrxxx
@Staarrxxx Жыл бұрын
No cap
@ladyenfamouz
@ladyenfamouz Жыл бұрын
I love the way you boys word things lol - it makes your conversations so relatable 😂 - ‘say less, charge it…’
@taskeenshaik
@taskeenshaik Жыл бұрын
I don’t know how I landed on this video, guess I was just curious, but as a woman, listening to this conversation felt so nice actually because as women, we actually go through a lot of thoughts and emotions during and after sex but I never ever ever thought that guys went through so much too😂😂😂😂 I enjoyed listening man 😂😂😂 freakin’ hilarious!
@sellomasondo7709
@sellomasondo7709 Жыл бұрын
i genuienly appreciate their heartfelt honest stories about those embarassing moments in mens lives, it was beautiful
@onetruesavage
@onetruesavage Жыл бұрын
I had a bad time and admitted it right after we laid down and we both burst into laughter. Bro it saved the night 🤣🤣🤣 Got it an hour later after some conversation
@sangel8079
@sangel8079 Жыл бұрын
Loved this… but just to add as a woman there is psych in getting lubricated too! If you aren’t feeling someone it can be like sand paper
@corinadaniels2729
@corinadaniels2729 Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this lmaooo
@Liviliv_
@Liviliv_ 10 ай бұрын
And if you take allergy medication like before it like clears all your sinuses up obviously and it can also cause you not to get as wet . When I learned this I was shook
@hazemore7192
@hazemore7192 Жыл бұрын
8:02 "denied me to my BEST FRIEND" Fuhad and James bromance
@1080mj
@1080mj Жыл бұрын
Has to be "waste of sin" for me 😂
@_Jai_
@_Jai_ Жыл бұрын
I laughed during the deed, pulled up my pants and said: I just can’t do this. He rung me relentlessly for 3 days.
@raquelanderson1865
@raquelanderson1865 Жыл бұрын
Girllll 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@_Jai_
@_Jai_ Жыл бұрын
@@raquelanderson1865 hahaha!
@flamingrainbws4800
@flamingrainbws4800 Жыл бұрын
😭😭
@alfredfreedomjones5105
@alfredfreedomjones5105 Жыл бұрын
Nah you gave him a trauma core memory 😂
@jaymitch5530
@jaymitch5530 Жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo 😅
@samw05
@samw05 Жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm sat in on a group therapy session 😂😂.
@nickelpennybanks
@nickelpennybanks Жыл бұрын
He had to say it 3 times before I realized he was saying “she had a dumper on her” and not “she had a dumb piranha” 😅😅
@velveteye74
@velveteye74 Жыл бұрын
You are a whole FOOL!!!!!! 😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣😂🤣😂
@tapiwanashepedzai1710
@tapiwanashepedzai1710 Жыл бұрын
Brooo😭😭😭
@calid771
@calid771 Жыл бұрын
Oooooooh😮😅
@yougotthisnik832
@yougotthisnik832 Жыл бұрын
I heard piranha also...I thought he was saying she had a big forehead lol
@arleneloomis1676
@arleneloomis1676 Жыл бұрын
I was going to Google dumb piranha in London slang 😂😂😂
@great_value_maui4837
@great_value_maui4837 Жыл бұрын
The flow in and out of the tweets to conversation is so smooth if I’m not looking I won’t know what’s the tweet and what’s James’ thoughts.
@alexandrascott2616
@alexandrascott2616 Жыл бұрын
‘Use your words’ had me dying 😂
@its.vee23
@its.vee23 Жыл бұрын
they never fail to disaapoint time its almost midnight and im laughing alone🤣🤣lol'ed way too much
@PinkiiGotBraiinz
@PinkiiGotBraiinz Жыл бұрын
The not so silent thing i actually heard during sex was him saying, "It's in God's hands now." 😐😒🤣💯🤷🏾‍♀️
@janinerobertin26
@janinerobertin26 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
@Youtube_Bee
@Youtube_Bee Жыл бұрын
Wow 😂😂😂😂
@PHOENIX-ux3gw
@PHOENIX-ux3gw 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@jodiehanley8754
@jodiehanley8754 Жыл бұрын
'WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB' Got me crying with laughter in the gym🤣🤣
@mi4ever827
@mi4ever827 Жыл бұрын
My ADHD will get distracted by my thoughts, but my mans knows how to put me back in the game. 🤣👌🏾
@TaKaxGoblin
@TaKaxGoblin Жыл бұрын
Man I feel fuhad on that "bye" one 🤣🤣🤣🤣 went to go meet a bad shorty one time. I wasn't prepared for the demand the same day I slid in the dms. I get to her crib and she waiting for me in lingerie but when I start looking around the house I couldn't stop focusing on the random clutter and mess all over. My young dumb ass didn't say it silently in my head during the dead. I actually asked mid pumps " yo wassup with all this mess, shit look crazy in here" lmao I got ejected. That "bye" will forever be hilarious.
@kattodoggo3868
@kattodoggo3868 Жыл бұрын
😂
@MeiMariie
@MeiMariie 4 ай бұрын
Oh No, Not Ejected
@samaravincent3051
@samaravincent3051 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@honest-teaspillingtheteaon2635
@honest-teaspillingtheteaon2635 Жыл бұрын
You guys are actually hilarious. I could listen to your podcast on loop all day.
@melodygarrison8071
@melodygarrison8071 Жыл бұрын
I've had moments as a woman where I've thought to myself "1 kid wont hurt"
@zakianaamah7936
@zakianaamah7936 Жыл бұрын
2 instant silent thoughts I've thought of... 1. Is this his idea of being dominant? And 2. How are you a nurse and don't know how to choke properly?
@tialyons4622
@tialyons4622 Жыл бұрын
Oooommmmmmmmaaaaaahhhh gaaaaaddd 🤣 @nurse party lmao damn
@ucheobi6177
@ucheobi6177 Жыл бұрын
Nurse part got me 😂😂😂
@JCPRuckus
@JCPRuckus Жыл бұрын
13:30 - You break them off proper 100 times and it's all good... Then you drop a single 5 minute performance, and they act like you just shot their dog.
@beewest5704
@beewest5704 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Thomas-qi9ix
@Thomas-qi9ix Жыл бұрын
The feminine doesn't care about your track record. She's ruled by the moment. What she feels NOW is real. Not what she's experienced or what you did in the past
@JCPRuckus
@JCPRuckus Жыл бұрын
@@Thomas-qi9ix - Touché.
@yd8104
@yd8104 Жыл бұрын
Every man remembers that ONE time when he didn't deliver. Still haunts me to this day. I had excuses, but i messed up on every aspect of handling that failure
@paulamusicnme5234
@paulamusicnme5234 Жыл бұрын
It kills me that people still think pulling out will prevent pregnancy. Guys said that when I was growing up but it’s been decades. How did that make it to the 21st century?
@yaknowwhoitis606
@yaknowwhoitis606 Жыл бұрын
Lack of sex education, I assume. It's even dumber that people don't know it AFTER HAVING MULTIPLE PARTNERS AND A LOT OF EXPERIENCE WITH SEX 😂😂😂
@Micheal93k
@Micheal93k Жыл бұрын
Works for me
@paulamusicnme5234
@paulamusicnme5234 Жыл бұрын
@@Micheal93k Luck bruh, but it won’t hold forever 😆
@jessicarichter6436
@jessicarichter6436 Жыл бұрын
When it’s good I have the silent “I love you” thoughts which I will not make a fool of myself saying out loud just cause of good D 😅
@mwikakalima24
@mwikakalima24 Жыл бұрын
💯😂
@benjk98
@benjk98 Жыл бұрын
I'll make you say it out loud 🫡🤷🏾‍♂️
@mwikakalima24
@mwikakalima24 Жыл бұрын
@@benjk98 oh wow 😄😄
@motsoamasimomantome869
@motsoamasimomantome869 Жыл бұрын
Girlll🤣🤣🤣🤣
@motsoamasimomantome869
@motsoamasimomantome869 Жыл бұрын
@@benjk98 oh well that escalated really quickly 😂
@almightyKAM
@almightyKAM Жыл бұрын
Scared to lose my V-card even more now, these experiences sound traumatic😂
@sos3241
@sos3241 Жыл бұрын
No rush... it's always too soon or not worth it... just make sure the dude loves you or really cares about u bc that's the only time you'll have that experience
@gloriaagatha3237
@gloriaagatha3237 Жыл бұрын
Save it for the right man
@almightyKAM
@almightyKAM Жыл бұрын
@@gloriaagatha3237 I am a man😭
@FionaJayy
@FionaJayy Жыл бұрын
​@@almightyKAMsave it for the right girl then❤❤😊
@TheSuperNats
@TheSuperNats Жыл бұрын
It’s an adventure! Remember Take your time, consent, don’t take it so seriously, and enjoy!
@moshi8577
@moshi8577 Жыл бұрын
"God!Zeus!Help me!!!" 😂😂😂
@roxywyndham
@roxywyndham Жыл бұрын
😭😭
@jangiew
@jangiew Жыл бұрын
there are things that they talk about that I never thought men think about ...educational
@zoejackson6298
@zoejackson6298 Жыл бұрын
If the blood aint flowing and she says 'prove it' EAT😽she gets what she wants and when you get in to it *wink* switch places then try again. Never give up its just sad for everyone involved lmao
@ShellsBelles
@ShellsBelles Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen y’all so much all over Twitter and now I’m binge watching. Y’all seriously make my sides hurt from laughing. 😂
@Tjaymax1979
@Tjaymax1979 Жыл бұрын
Bird shirt😂😂😂😂😂 neck breaker 😂😂 Babe noooooo. ..I am crying
@prettyinpinky5937
@prettyinpinky5937 Жыл бұрын
You think there’s no psychology with getting wet? 🤣 That’s funny.
@BlueYellowGreenVc
@BlueYellowGreenVc Жыл бұрын
Right?!?! This is the mentality that gets a lot of them in trouble. Girl could be dry dry, struggling to break off a piece of lubrication and they're there thinking that she's soooo tight meanwhile she's simply not aroused.
@whitneyerasmus2582
@whitneyerasmus2582 Жыл бұрын
💯
@ms.trinaq.2612
@ms.trinaq.2612 Жыл бұрын
Ikr... Like what are you talking about?
@alishacoy7421
@alishacoy7421 Жыл бұрын
I was legit looking for this comment cuz if somebody else didn't say it I was gonna lol like bro, get real 😂
@ebonydormer-kuti4369
@ebonydormer-kuti4369 Жыл бұрын
Friction!
@fitzwilliams4215
@fitzwilliams4215 Жыл бұрын
Nah Fuhad that "bye" broke me. You're strong taking that shot 😂
@Pnwbaddie
@Pnwbaddie Жыл бұрын
“Sometimes I play roles in my head” lmao we know you do James 🤣
@nsmd922
@nsmd922 Жыл бұрын
"Damn you bendy for a chubby girl" 😂 I wanted to die...I'm 5ft 5 and a size UK 12-14 I felt violated 😂
@dubbingsync
@dubbingsync Жыл бұрын
Aside from knowing that he thinks he’s complimenting you, very badly phrased attempt, I don’t even know why a guy would say that.
@nomfundo-Luh-Khumalo
@nomfundo-Luh-Khumalo Жыл бұрын
Fuhad " charge it.." 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joshmack
@joshmack 3 ай бұрын
0:39 almost choked on my water when I heard “wet & warm” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bbgdera1213
@bbgdera1213 Жыл бұрын
Y’all really help me understand more of the male mind while cracking jokes and it’s great🐩
@mmingo33
@mmingo33 Жыл бұрын
Luv this because this is how guys really talk and describe our sexual encounters. No names just body part descriptions and personality descriptions
@jqf284
@jqf284 Жыл бұрын
Seeeeee that "maybe 1 kid won't hurt" thinking smh OMG my husband was without sex for 2 weeks after I got my birth control removed because in 2 more weeks I was getting my tubes tied and didn't want anymore kids. We have 2 older kids already & I've been trying to get my tubes tied since my 2nd was born 6 years prior. I was desperate to keep him off of me til the tubal but once my BC came out I was hit with a huge wave of horny ass hormones and he tried to resist me. But I started teasing & toying with him and eventually he snatched my lil ass up we went at it Christmas weekend all day everyday with just the pull out method. But one of those nights he caught me with a whisper in my ear begging me to let him bust in it because he couldn't pull out & didn't want to so my horny ass said yes Daddy and long story short I just had our 3rd baby and NOW my tubes are tied 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Thomas-qi9ix
@Thomas-qi9ix Жыл бұрын
U should try writing. This story had me CAPTIVATED
@jqf284
@jqf284 Жыл бұрын
@@Thomas-qi9ix I actually do write 😂😂🤗
@celest818
@celest818 3 ай бұрын
@jqf284 this story turned me on I got wet af lol
@brith2237
@brith2237 Жыл бұрын
These two give me such an honest response, I swear I dont need a boyfriend anytime soon.
@ang3956
@ang3956 Жыл бұрын
Not my cornrows showing under the wig 😩🤣🤣🤣
@stephaniejames1062
@stephaniejames1062 Жыл бұрын
I click so fast as soon as a notification pops up that I don’t even know what I’m walking into 🤣 never disappointed
@keiladavis
@keiladavis Жыл бұрын
Lmao same... Like video, watch video....die laughing!
@rochellecaranto7901
@rochellecaranto7901 Жыл бұрын
I'd love an episode or a segment of "Spicy DMs" I'm sure they've received a few .
@ladybrih
@ladybrih Жыл бұрын
I love this podcast, I'm South African, I sometimes don't get y'alls humor, but it's fxking fun watching you guys laugh like that... I live for the good Tv show and movie recommendations, Y'all bare put me on to Servant, Dahmer, For All mankind, and I just watch the World War 1 movie from last week, Good stuff 👍🏾... Keep up the good work... 🇿🇦 RSA
@jarodmcnair3356
@jarodmcnair3356 Жыл бұрын
Are they a couple ?
@sidudumba
@sidudumba Жыл бұрын
Friends
@moimeself1088
@moimeself1088 Жыл бұрын
​@@jarodmcnair3356did you watch the video?
@lelethulukhozi9429
@lelethulukhozi9429 Жыл бұрын
Fuhad is beautiful.
@Khadiyah01
@Khadiyah01 Жыл бұрын
He is a black king. Oofff what a specimen of man
@BaebaeW
@BaebaeW Жыл бұрын
That chocolate is 🤤
@bethany6205
@bethany6205 Жыл бұрын
They don't care about your lack of blood flow. 💀😂
@rylie.2019
@rylie.2019 Жыл бұрын
the way i've been scrolling thru y'all's videos for MINUTES now. thanku for this.
@stonephantom
@stonephantom Жыл бұрын
My "one kid won't hurt" is due in a week😐 don't be like me.
@nqobilezondi4314
@nqobilezondi4314 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😭😭😭
@QueenMufasa552
@QueenMufasa552 Жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣noted with thanks
@mxmmianaxo1160
@mxmmianaxo1160 5 ай бұрын
Ffs😭😂😂😂
@hopeukaonu5759
@hopeukaonu5759 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nataliamcgough4561
@nataliamcgough4561 Жыл бұрын
Imma break a knuckle in them sheets 🤣💀 4:13
@Praise0212
@Praise0212 Жыл бұрын
Quick nuts for a guy are the real nightmares we can experience, coz of the consequences 😭😂
@Knives7777
@Knives7777 Жыл бұрын
no joke
@3arthIsGhetto
@3arthIsGhetto Жыл бұрын
What "consequences"?
@GARBO96
@GARBO96 Жыл бұрын
​@@3arthIsGhetto being ghosted ...did you not listen to the entire video
@sj6542
@sj6542 Жыл бұрын
Haha when a guy does that too mee I laugh my ass off 😅 , I feel bad for him
@Praise0212
@Praise0212 Жыл бұрын
@@sj6542 don't do that to my Guy 😭😭😭😭give him a second chance😭
@db6881
@db6881 Жыл бұрын
That was my thought, we ended up having twins 😫🤦🏿‍♀️😂🤣😂🤣🤣. He took the waste man route though, last I heard he's on the run from immigration. Also I didn't mind having one because I found out my mum was going blind and I wanted her to at least see her first grandchild. God had other plans
@malminkim9170
@malminkim9170 Жыл бұрын
"Bird shirt"😂😂😂
@RooPay55
@RooPay55 Жыл бұрын
You guys have had some awlful experiences and I’m living for it 😂😂
@cherrylkambanda4091
@cherrylkambanda4091 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being the girl they're talking about, and you're watching this.... Girl what's going through your mind rn
@annick.
@annick. Жыл бұрын
He had the nerve to tell me his blood was not flowing because he could not resist
@leftie7098
@leftie7098 Жыл бұрын
Yoooooooo I definitely said "I like you too much...I just want to cuddle I don't wanna ruin our time together" smfh
@daphuckuwant
@daphuckuwant Жыл бұрын
I had a man argue with me and TELL me I came when I DID NOT! Imagine having your ass in the air, elbows on the pillow and looking back at a niqqa that’s trying to end the session because HE came and I did not..🤣🤣🤣 NEVER AGAIN!
@3arthIsGhetto
@3arthIsGhetto Жыл бұрын
@@daphuckuwant the audacity 😂
@prettyinpinky5937
@prettyinpinky5937 Жыл бұрын
@@daphuckuwant lol that’s just wild!
@daphuckuwant
@daphuckuwant Жыл бұрын
@@FM-jt9wc no
@chika_naphiri
@chika_naphiri Жыл бұрын
I listen/watch this podcast whenever I’ve had a tough week. There is no way you’ll remain gloomy after these sessions 😂
@Val-ff4ts
@Val-ff4ts 4 ай бұрын
16:55
@Val-ff4ts
@Val-ff4ts 4 ай бұрын
17:09
@MS-ns2zm
@MS-ns2zm Жыл бұрын
"Its really not funny...but its hilarious " 😩🤣
@showkingsent
@showkingsent Жыл бұрын
When James almost said "wifted lig" I almost died. 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
@comodoregoatknuckle6301
@comodoregoatknuckle6301 Жыл бұрын
You guys clearly don't know how frustrating it is for a woman to not get wet, not feeling the own swelling and not feeling the heat where it should be. When he is working his ass up but nothing happens between our legs.....damn frustrating.
@Thomas-qi9ix
@Thomas-qi9ix Жыл бұрын
Is using lube embarrassing for women or something? It's a product that's meant to help exactly with dryness.
@comodoregoatknuckle6301
@comodoregoatknuckle6301 Жыл бұрын
​​​@@Thomas-qi9ix Lube is great and a lifesaver in exactly such cases. I refer to the statements from 12:10 onwards: "Women just need to get wet." Man, it's damn hard sometimes. And for us women, it's just as mentally shitty as when men can't get it up. Sometimes as a woman you're wet without being aroused and sometimes you're aroused to both ears but dry as the Gobi Desert. In my opinion, the pressure as a woman to be wet and available as soon as you're in action is just as high as the pressure on men to be really hard. Both sides suffer a lot from dogmatic ideas and misinformation. You just don't have to show up and be there as a woman. That's BS. You have to be mentally engaged just like the dudes to get wet.
@RicoTrapp
@RicoTrapp 5 ай бұрын
@@Thomas-qi9ixand if she’s not comfortable doing that she’s with the wrong person that’s that.
@naniaurora16
@naniaurora16 Жыл бұрын
OH HELL NAH! Not Jada😂😂😂😂😂😂"Keep My Wife's Name Outta Your Mouth". It's the no context for me. She said what she said and left everyone to figure it out themselves 😂😂😂
@Beautifullyaberrant
@Beautifullyaberrant Жыл бұрын
Thing is.. some women give you other chances to redeem yourself and it’s still mediocre or less😬.
@gwendolynbrewer9499
@gwendolynbrewer9499 Жыл бұрын
I will forever have a good day when y’all upload 😂😂❤️
@JaydaValencia
@JaydaValencia Жыл бұрын
Fuhad wouldn’t be Fuhad without “it’s one of those ones where” 10:08 😂😂😂 at this point I know when he’s gonna say it
@abm5119
@abm5119 Жыл бұрын
"Are you prepared for Jehovah's return?" Damn, that must be them freaky Baptists.
@kwhisper1960
@kwhisper1960 Жыл бұрын
Bird shirt has to be one of the most disrespectful nicknames I’ve heard in a minute 😂
@thelifeofmaryd.2494
@thelifeofmaryd.2494 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, imagine having to put on an Oscar winning performance while feeling like the mattress he humped in 8th grade. Then comfort him while on fire cause you were dry the whole time, which may then lead to infection. We have pressure too.
@Promise2319
@Promise2319 Жыл бұрын
Every fucking time that happens I get a yeast infection and friction burns. 😡
@kattodoggo3868
@kattodoggo3868 Жыл бұрын
I dibt care anymore. You didn't make me dripping wet then no deed. 😠 I can make mysef done in 10 ninutes and its supposed yo be better with someone not worse
@bnunya8540
@bnunya8540 Жыл бұрын
Why not tell him he sucks? So he can get better… stroke a man’s ego at the expense of my own pleasure and even physical comfort??! Fuck no. Never.
@גקדןרק
@גקדןרק Жыл бұрын
Nah men def have more pressure on them when it comes to the deed lmao
@Thomas-qi9ix
@Thomas-qi9ix Жыл бұрын
No. NOT goin for it ladies. A. You DONT have to put on a performance. If you're not ready for intercourse yet, then SAY SOMETHING. B. If you're mentally ready and want sex, but your body hasn't caught up then there's a product called lube, that can get you started. C. You know your body as a grown woman. You've been there for every single one of your orgasms. This man is supposed to be great the first time he's ever been with you? Stop it. D. Don't be a pillow princess. If getting humped like an 8th graders mattress is unpleasant for you, then make a suggestion, hop on top, tell him you like this or that. This whole mindset of "I'm just gonna lay there and silently criticize" is lazy, entitled, and terrible. Like my drill sergeant always said, "be a f-ing contributor!"
@VictoriasUniverse
@VictoriasUniverse Жыл бұрын
“I think this is a sign” is ME ASFFF 😭😂
@LivinLifeByMusic
@LivinLifeByMusic Жыл бұрын
"He's not gonna hear from me after this." Boy, either the shit was mind blowing, or it was awful. Ain't no in-between on it 😂
@deshaelucas7777
@deshaelucas7777 Жыл бұрын
I've literally binge watched y'all vids. Mandem are toooo funny🤣🤣
@nairobikenya_
@nairobikenya_ Жыл бұрын
Binge......
@izzytyler8872
@izzytyler8872 4 ай бұрын
Bad times? I’d just want James to lie back and I’d tell him “Just focus on not losing your mind, darling”
@TLC26687
@TLC26687 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I might be the problem since i'm thinking...he is not doing it right....just hurry up
@amanda-kathleenseefane7549
@amanda-kathleenseefane7549 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣Iss it not me catching lingo, I laughed so hard watching this, screaming SWEAR and RHAAAA 😂
@tracypeebles9362
@tracypeebles9362 Жыл бұрын
I think about the chores and how much longer is this going to take 😂😂😂
@SoFeeYah01
@SoFeeYah01 Жыл бұрын
That’s a waste of time. Why have bad sex? You like to suffer? 😢
@michaeljackson2724
@michaeljackson2724 Жыл бұрын
Same!
@גקדןרק
@גקדןרק Жыл бұрын
Still hit tho😂
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