Shuler King - You Can’t Watch Everybody’s Kids

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[@PHAZ3_THE_R3APER]

That child sitting there saying “Rawr”😂😂😂

[@heathertea2704]

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 😝

[@tinytt854]

🎃

[@belindamoore3518]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ms.payton1458]

I'm CRYIN'! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chiemekaa]

You going to hell for that...matter of fact, we all going to hell.😂 Now my nose running

[@PHAZ3_THE_R3APER]

That’s one of those kids you want to laugh at, but when the parents are around you call them a precious angel 😂😂😂

[@tinytt854]

I wouldn't say anything. I don't wanna lie to her parents

[@barbarapeller]

You know Satan was an angel lol!

[@km4336]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mdcsolutions]

No you don't. You say look at the baby. Such a little baby.

[@RondaDM]

Awwww where'd you get her shoes?? 🤔😅

[@RobertSmith-ru1ck]

This is one of those situations where the grand momma told her daughter you're gonna have a child that act just like you.😂😂😂😂

[@jayskicksnfits9372]

@Robert Smith KAT scored 40 points and Anthony Edwards scored 37 points in the Timberwolves win over the Pacers last night. 😲

[@RobertSmith-ru1ck]

​@@jayskicksnfits9372 They both went.🔥🔥

[@jayskicksnfits9372]

@@RobertSmith-ru1ck Yep, 77 points combined.

[@sevenbeauty6502]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ousmanjallow7518]

Come on dont be sooo... im choking 💀 ..sweet!

[@nikeetime7581]

You better believe she's bad, that's why they need some drinks 😂😂

[@jayhaley5503]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💯💯💯💯💯

[@8evebro]

You can look at her and tell she's bad! Bless her heart!

[@pamelamcdaniel819]

Yeah, naw I can't watch her a few minutes, let alone a couple hours. You gotta drink and enjoy your music at home. Un un no!

[@frederickamilner558]

She looks like she is terrible

[@lavonteballard77]

What black child isn't? 😒

[@evylouis3122]

@@lavonteballard77you know ALL black children?

[@l.c.1704]

It's not her fault. Her parents obviously weren't a good match!

[@PHAZ3_THE_R3APER]

That’s the child the parents call to check up on, you tell them that baby crazy ass hell, biting the furniture, beating her head on the wall, at one point she was running on the ceiling 😂😂😂

[@heathertea2704]

DAMN!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamecia90s]

You just described some of the kids my mom did daycare for in our house 😂

[@MsScoobysnak]

OMG! I'm at work and your comment had me busting out laughing!!!! Straight comedy FRFR!

[@18missmm]

You got me in tears!🤣🤣🤣

[@ButterflyBree]

This little girl's facial expression is HILARIOUS!! I HOLLERED. 😂😂😭😭

[@KingMK31]

Those fangs are vicious!😂😂

[@lavonteballard77]

So is the black race.

[@iamheeeem]

In the words of Bruce Bruce "Is that yo child?!?! Bless her heart."

[@elainecongo3827]

LOL

[@bigdawg500]

By the time the parents came and picked her up, the babysitters hair was looking just like hers😅😅😅

[@erikas9945]

I’m soooooooo done. 😂😂😂😂😂 I see why they went out for drinks😂😂 But a lil cutie tho ❤

[@Cateutopia]

Stop lying! That child look like she starred in "It's Alive" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@erikas9945]

@@Cateutopia aww don’t do me like that🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cateutopia]

@@erikas9945 Oh, alright! I guess she cute if I don't look at her! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Help her Lord!!! That child looks like she's ready to BITE somebody!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@birdhead73]

​@@CateutopiaThis comment made my heart stop beating for a full minute. 😂😂😂😂 You crazy 😂😂😂

[@Cateutopia]

@@birdhead73 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PHAZ3_THE_R3APER]

Child running around like a little demon baby 😂😂😂

[@DiasporaNewJersey]

😅

[@PHAZ3_THE_R3APER]

The child look like she came from one of the kids drawings 😂😂😂

[@TonieB-7733]

Omg I can’t unsee it 😂😂😂

[@jayhaley5503]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jayhaley5503]

​@TonieB-7733 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@trusttheprocess4191]

😢 the way I just laughed I was looking @, that come on get in we on the way😮

[@boredom247]

I remember being 20yrs old and babysitting my 8 and 9-year-old siblings at the time. i swear they turned into little monsters high on sugar when my parents went out . I locked myself in the bathroom the whole night

[@aylanae4797]

😂😂 ohh hell nah

[@maryjs4878]

Lmao😂😂

[@stopiwantoff7965]

The WHOLE NIGHT?😂😂😂

[@Cruzan9]

😂

[@lovechild6103]

😂😂😂😂

[@joemomma3208]

looking like “No, David” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the baby does have Shuler’s eyes! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michellewhite3316]

😂😂😂

[@pinkymuffy100]

I was thinking the same thing! I'm still laughing!

[@tishmason5078]

😂😂😂

[@jayhaley5503]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@reginanelson6015]

I hurt myself laughing at this one!!😂😂😂

[@Retired2021]

I don't know who No Davis Is, but that drawing, and picture is a perfect match. Lord have mercy

[@andreniquejarmon9309]

I gotta find this book. It's a old book for kids. The little boy was bad asf. But I want to find it and read it to my son For learning purposes only And imma read it and tell my son if you do any of those things. You misbehave. You gone be yelling NO MAMA NOOO😂🤣😂🤣

[@corinthstark1098]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@brooklynbandit6788]

Bless her little heart.

[@ddnlee24]

I did this 1 time for my friend to be nice and THAT EXPERIENCE MADE ME NOT WANT KIDS EVER!!!

[@smoke2668]

Running around looking like Sloth from the Goonies, talking about "Hey you guys!". Better give her a Baby Ruth so she can calm her little self down. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@heathertea2704]

STOP IT!!! 🤣👏🏾🤣👏🏾

[@shotgun_shogun3058]

Damn it man why you got me a one way trip to hell laughing at this comment😂😂😂

[@JoAnnHunt]

💀😂😂

[@cassandrabryant5263]

That was so cruel, but it's funny af....😂😂😂😂

[@DaPhlyymamee]

Lmao! My son used to LOVE that book! He's twenty years old now!!!

[@karrielenora]

😂😂😂😂 Gawd forgive me!😂😂 I can't stop laughing. I ain't never laughed this hard before. I ain't never seen nothing like this before. 😂😂😂

[@swannyriver75]

Me too and that little hair don't help 😅😅

[@highlovevibration]

😂😅🤣🤣 right tho 😂

[@diamonddavis9689]

Shuler, you almost killed me…..I had to literally stop myself, from laughing!😂😂😂😂

[@brittanydawes9430]

😂😂😂😂😂 I can't breathe. Its the visual for me

[@Cruzan9]

This gave me an ab workout! 😂😂😂😂

[@MusicManSeanB]

Mom: "She's a good girl..." Daughter: "They don't know me very well now, do they?!?!?"

[@heathertea2704]

"Running around... Looking like...." 🤣🤣🤣

[@zcatnip]

🤣

[@lois3779]

Chucky "you wanna play"👺

[@heathertea2704]

@@lois3779 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[@meemeepalmer4144]

Babygirl say “ u gon learn today!!!!😂😂😂

[@walkerpatricia3171]

😂😂😂

[@candicemonique5927]

She looks happy AF. ❤

[@Luvvy8484]

I'm one of those people who doesn't like kids, but I have my own. This right here is why I do not partake in the watching of other people's children.

[@AliciaMarie-z5h]

😂😂😂I'm glad my kids grown but my niece and nephews I wouldn't watch them they will literally run you crazy...they be fighting hard an they only 3 ,4,6 😂 an they terrorize every thing in sight

[@MsScoobysnak]

OMG! I feel the exact same way. I do not like kids and thank God, mine are completely grown. Even when me and my husband go out to eat, I specifically request not to be seated in the vicinity of children!!!!

[@PHAZ3_THE_R3APER]

Child’s name is Baby Shanigans 😂😂😂

[@morganmason9320]

Her parents NEED those drinks!!!!

[@gj936]

Lord hammercy, this legit toook me all the way out. The way I just laughed tears into my eyes and pain into my belly when I saw “out here looking like No, David”…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Diana-queenie38]

The whole scenario is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@swannyriver75]

You know these kids will try you !!! Especially the precious ones 😅😅😅

[@tyjohnson2492]

The cartoon and the bad ass kid do look alike 😂😂😂

[@QueenZsWorld]

TWO TO THREE HOURS??? babysitting hours are NOT the same as regular hours 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chiemekaa]

I can't handle these comments! I'm crying, my nose running, my armpits itching, and I almost damn peed on myself!

[@FaithAndLoveFaithAndLove]

I use to read that book to My son's 🤣😂 they're grown now LoL I JUST got rid of the book about 2 years ago such good memories 😁🥴🤗

[@rondasmith4037]

Oh WOW your children books are priceless. I hope that you passed them on to Family.

[@FaithAndLoveFaithAndLove]

@@rondasmith4037 I tried but it seems most are allowing the tablet's too do the reading to their children in today's society. 🤷

[@bavery6957]

That face tho!! She's saying, "Uh huh - you done effed up! We alone now..."

[@PHAZ3_THE_R3APER]

The child look like she got razor teeth 🦷, you put your hand by her mouth she’s liable to bite it off 😂😂😂

[@mstellsthetruth3118]

That's a dang on shame poor baby bless her heart she is only doing what she's been allowed to do children live what they learn.

[@diosamorena1628]

“Brah the visual”…🤦🏽‍♀️💀😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PHAZ3_THE_R3APER]

That’s one of those baby muppets off of Seasame Street 😂😂😂

[@novembercherry4]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Jj-mn2nz]

❤😂Shuler King you wrong 😑 for that ✅

[@leeslove1999]

That's a dang on shame poor baby no home training bless heart she is only doing what she 's been allowed to children live what they learn.

[@Who_Am_I223]

😭😭😭😭😭😭 im in tears right now why is this so freaking funny lmfao

[@lynnlynn8259]

That's one of those kids that if you don't keep an eye on them at all times ! Their bad behinds will burn your whole house down ! That's why Ms. Lynn don't watch no babies Amen !

[@loriparks8657]

Shuler King, I'm going to be looking at the comments I already know what they're going to be . This child is happy . And that's what's matters !!

[@kristinab9680]

Probably every dog and cat in the area felt the 'disturbance in the force', and cleared out, when the parents pulled up with this one in the car!

[@gazellehelene5380]

And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, “Look! God’s dwelling place is now among the people, and he will dwell with them. They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God. ‘He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death’ or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.” He who was seated on the throne said, “I am making everything new!” Then he said, “Write this down, for these words are trustworthy and true.” ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭21‬:‭3‬-‭5‬ ‭NIV‬‬ Jesus loves you so much and He wants you and your loved ones to make it to Heaven! Tomorrow is not promised. Today is the day of salvation. Come to Jesus today and be saved!❤️🙏🏾

[@AngelHolley-k1x]

Amen🙏🏾🥰

[@SonicMegaKing]

You hearing voices? Get Schizo meds.

[@PHAZ3_THE_R3APER]

That’s JackJack from The Incredibles 😂😂😂

[@pepsilover4727]

I tried watching my ex neighbors kids a few times. I told her no more your kids bad asf and my kids said that they don't want to play with them anymore. She would say she going to the store but be gone 4 or 5 hours and come back high and drunk with a bottle in her hand. I stop dealing with her and her kids.

[@novembercherry4]

You were reliving Bebe’s Kids. 😂

[@nayakiabates8814]

OMG, I swear these young people are something else nowadays 😂😂😂. Talking about that sweet bad a$$ little girl like that 😂😂😂.

[@angelacleveland75]

My daughter and I LOVE that "No David" book. 🤣 But I woulda dropped baby girl off at the fire station!

[@novembercherry4]

😂😂😂 You’re on your own, kid.

[@UpxSetter]

That baby need silver teeth 😂

[@loveablearies]

My side hurt!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@shirleybonds1264]

You don't let everybody watch your children

[@angelacleveland75]

Real talk...I LOVE my grands...but dem some bad ass kids! 🤣

[@JustBeing_Mell]

😂😂😂😂😂 I don’t want to go hell, cause I’m trying not to laugh 😂😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭

[@QueenMufasa552]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂what a precious little.... Cutie pie

[@kathymccowan5029]

Have mercy on all of this here!!!!!!!!!

[@brit1945]

Awww what a little sweetie ❤

[@barbarapeller]

She is why the parents needed that drink! LOL!

[@annettealexander5672]

I would ❤to babysit her as long as the parents be back on time. ❤😂

[@BatmanPops]

She look like she just happily finished eating 2 goldfish 😄😄😁

[@roberthaliburton9768]

U dead wrong 😅

[@BatmanPops]

@@roberthaliburton9768 😂😂😂

[@novembercherry4]

🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PHAZ3_THE_R3APER]

No lie the baby look like Sid from Ice Age 😂😂😂

[@novembercherry4]

Good Grief! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@highlovevibration]

I watched a little ginger kid like this when I was a teenager...I had to chase him in 10 inches of snow, and to make matters worse, he beat me back to the house and locked my azz outside lol Never again!!!

[@Justasportsfan_995]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 why did this make laugh so much. I hope you were bundled up

[@donnies4693]

Somebody getting that “Special Treat” of a Tablespoon of NyQuil at 6pm..😫😫😬🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

[@Achoti7]

My kids had that book as kids 90s babies 😊😊

[@ericab936]

She’s just being a child. Some have more energy than some 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@2_blAck]

I’ll watch her and won’t touch her😂😂😂😂 She’ll be a new bird when I’m done

[@Lynnejordan1218]

Bless her ❤️ help me Jesus....

[@otismeotisme7987]

That's why I retired from babysitting😮

[@Kinikia95]

She looks like one of those that will act up but also make you laugh.

[@lakitalewis-malone7044]

She's a cutie pie and active × 20😂😂

[@cynthiaward4512]

Cutie Pie..She's Not Bad, Just Curious ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@MariaC.VIIIXIII]

She's beautiful🥰❤

[@paige3691]

She’s cuuuute

[@Livingmyybestlife]

She's a cutie. I know little kids when the only time they were not misbehaving was when they were asleep...then I saw their parents (or lack thereof). I understood the behavior.

[@TravlinMoneyMan]

Bring a whole lot of them drinks back with Ya'll cause CHILE!!!😂

[@stars-are-us]

why is someone being rude to a child? This is nothing a soft voice and ice cream can't fix🎉

[@sharonjerseygirl7165]

Those Cute Baby Faces Will Deceive You!!!😂🤣😂

[@wandarobinson5612]

Shuler, I DO UNDERSTAND 😂😂!!!

[@FranBenjamin-yg7qt]

Peace bebe kids😁😁 RIP Robin Harris, Nell Carter

[@ZDHTJ]

So much nostalgia watching this and hearing the cheee hooos 🥳🥹❤️🌺🤙🏾

[@imajhawk11]

That’s the parent’s fault for allowing her to be bad!

[@js1js135]

NO DAVID!!! 😂😂😂I love that book!😂😂

[@sharreelewis7672]

LAWD HELP ME! I just laughed so hard I got dizzy😂😂😂😂

[@journeysalkebulan]

lol wth hell is no David! 😂😂😂

[@ObriMensah]

❤s to that child I was bad myself

[@trineseDMVbeauty]

I'M LOGGING OFF KZbin FOR THE NIGHT ✌🏾BECAUSE I GAVE MYSELF TO THE LORDT 1/1/2024......I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO SAY🤦🏾‍♀️

[@jqlns7117]

SHE IS CUTE AND ADORABLE TO ME...I WOULD WATCH HER AND WE WOULD HAVE AN ABSOLUTE BLAST TOGETHER DOING FUN THINGS 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@edithcoleman5397]

Screaming Schuyler king you know what to put on the make people happy! You’re telling the truth tho. 😅

[@RaggDoll109]

Lol....a couple of hours turns into a few lifetimes.😂😂😂😂😂...

[@eugeniaperry4278]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@lulamcrae2851]

See that's why I don't do babysitting,nope not for me.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@isaywhatiwantjacksonjackso3940]

I swear my Niece sent this to me last night🤣

[@vmaultsby]

I like that book 😂😂😂

[@joemomma3208]

Jason Voorhees Jr is running wild! Friday the 13 pt 100 coming soon! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Remy-qm4hn]

DAMMIT I WAS SO CLOSE 😂

[@tinytt854]

Ouch