SIDE CHICKS

A candid look at some of the complications that come along with modern relationships.
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[@R4yj4ck]

Man Swoozie's life is way too exciting. Like, last week I got my favorite ice cream from the store and played Tears of the Kingdom in my pajamas. That was the most interesting point.

[@thelonewolf7443]

So I gotta ask how was it, you know… the ice cream?

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

That sounds like how I might wrap up my work week and you know what? That is 100% perfectly fine with me, lol. If I want an intetesting life, I'll travel. I don't need a 1001 failed relationship stories to be "interesting"...no offense, Swoozie 😂

[@rootz420]

Literally

[@RicardoHipper]

That sounds fine in of itself

[@TheDebater94]

Sounds way healthier.

[@PaperMario64]

Side-chick purgatory is really just you being manipulated. If they wanted you, they would find a way.

[@-Chrome-]

Wise Words Paper Mario

[@cagethelonewolf]

You also don't want no one who's a leaving someone for you or has you as a side peice, cause you're gonna be next in line

[@jayclearmen411]

@@cagethelonewolf yup u kno what they say..😒how you get em is the same way u lose em👌🏾💯

[@CasualCasimir]

It’s not really manipulation if you chose to be in that situation. You can leave but most side chicks don’t they stay in hopes of getting better. Even when the man clearly tells them that you are a side chick. Which is a lack of respect on their part for sticking around.

[@ziiiiiiii754]

@@CasualCasimir true, a lot of the time people willingly become a side chick. “I’m not looking for anything serious”, is a dead giveaway lmao

[@Junaber]

Becoming the side piece was the most traumatic and self confidence chattering thing that ever happened to me. I wasn’t even initially attracted to this dude but he was slowly buttering up on my feelings, idk charisma. Promising me all those things Swooz said “Ima BrEak Up wiTh her” “I’m FigUrinG Out tHe liVing siTuatioN” “YoU’re WhAt I wAnT” I wasted so much precious time because of this. So no anyone ever get to hear these kind of things LEAVE they ain’t gonna change.

[@swoozie]

Wow thanks for sharing! I’m reading other ppls testimonies here and loving that u guys are making me feel less alone on this topic

[@theunicornsin1144]

1000%

[@Ma.1rr]

💀

[@victoriousgray5479]

im glad that it didnt work out for you. ❤ imagine being such a lowlife that your talking to a taken man.

[@cold4882]

I think y’all were both trash people though, atleast if you didn’t know that the guy was taken but you did and thought you could take out the other girl. You’re both trash, I feel sorry for the dude’s girl though

[@straightupdylan]

These relationship videos have been giving me hope for almost 10 years now 😭

[@swoozie]

A lot of my friends don’t take my relationship advice so I’m glad to hear whenever it’s being applied and working!!

[@RyanSwatt]

10 years and still nothing 😭

[@keyzizme]

10 years and counting for me lol but it’s bound to work one day

[@treysabre2943]

Einstein’s definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result ._.

[@Bald_Bean98]

MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE TTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOO😢😢😢

[@PantslessPajamas]

Never settle for being a side. Either you're their main dish or they can go hungry. 😤😤

[@clocky1223]

Haven’t seen you post in a bit, glad you’re still kickibg

[@jayclearmen411]

well that’s just not realistic…

[@enchaentaed]

@@jayclearmen411well you’re a cheater so it’s not gonna make sense to you

[@chynaanderson494]

​@@jayclearmen411How?

[@tonkurry]

I guess you was a side piece

[@nicholasmakuri3593]

Swoozie makes me so happy and gets me through sad days

[@ShreksScrumptiousSucculentToes]

Grilled cheese Obama sandwich

[@swoozie]

music to my eyes. thanks sm for watching!

[@clavisolemgbe4124]

You are awesome dude 😎

[@RandomSkyeRoses]

​@@swoozie I'm impressed that you can like pop culture and act like a mature adult

[@im_dirty_dan8675]

This is so normal nowadays everyone thinks it’s ok to have a side😭

[@exmrsnowwomanscorned8369]

We yall here breaking the cycle because its never okay😢

[@CasualCasimir]

Because everyone’s promiscuous

[@504Native]

There are 2 million more Women than Men in the black community…and that’s not counting people who are homosexual, incarcerated, or infertile. Side chicks are inevitable there are not enough men to go around 😂😂

[@im_dirty_dan8675]

@@504Native nah that’s just an excuse to be a thot

[@CasualCasimir]

@@504Native Not sure about the numbers but I agree non the less

[@anyaaa2801]

The day a guy makes me his side chick is the day I'll enter my villain era.

[@exmrsnowwomanscorned8369]

Go gurl!

[@prod.youngsensai]

That villain era would just be you letting a bunch of dudes hit it for free 💀

[@SirBrucie]

Villain saga

[@neon1718]

@prod.youngsensai8550 Why you gotta do them like that💀

[@prod.youngsensai]

@Olive most times when girls say this then thats what it means but what do I know 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@ciana224]

I was unknowingly the side-chick in someone's two-year relationship, which resulted in the most complicated situationship ever. Almost four years later, that sh*t still has me confused! Stay loyal, y'all! 😅😭😂

[@Killerkiki313]

I was in a situationship with a guy who kept giving me mixed signals. Two months after I ended it, HE GOT MARRIED 🤔 I’m still wondering to this day what the heck happened.

[@yahboy2-d21]

Looking at your pfp I can see why.

[@spinjitzumasterfalcon]

Now that I'm 18, I definitely needed this to know what to avoid. Thank you once again for another relationship advice.

[@DestinyInMe]

Same🙏🏾

[@elanadeshina1489]

@@Nicholas346this isn’t even something parents normally talk to their kids about

[@spinjitzumasterfalcon]

@@Nicholas346 Dude, I have African Parents. That's a whole other story

[@TOaO717]

one eight gang

[@purplehaze4942]

​@Nicholas parents relationship advice could either be the best that is ever spoken, or outdated af

[@SogunXMike]

I can’t wait for the day Swooz gets married, that will be the final arc Ive waited for my whole life 🤝

[@jj021593]

Side pieces are just there to fill in the cracks in ppls relationship…they don’t even bother to take up space sometimes….🤔🧐

[@swoozie]

Thanks so much for the SUPER THANKS! There are so many layers to it too! When The side piece knows they're the side. When the side piece DOESN'T know they're the side. When the MAIN PIECE knows there is a side piece...

[@developingmind7688]

*real*

[@jj021593]

@@swoozie There’s so many layers!! its like a whole new world. Ive been a side piece before and it didn’t feel great…but now…IM THE ONLY PIECE LOL 😂 (not with the same guy im with…long story) lol

[@Pr_xity]

@@jj021593 You were able to talk to Swoozie We all wish to be you

[@jonathanwilliams0824]

DAMN RIGHT!!!!

[@Netherwolf6100]

Never trust anyone who says they're *"On a Break".* That's just code for "I'm sleeping around right now, but I have my back-up plan on the back burner for now because I'm bored." Cheaters are cheaters. Never succumb.

[@thenuggetofcheese]

Take that Rachel!!!

[@ExoticFireGirl]

Perfect timing to post, swoozie

[@romeobloomer4583]

Ong

[@welcotot1724]

yup

[@z3nithflame]

Big facts

[@ShreksScrumptiousSucculentToes]

Grilled cheese Obama sandwich

[@PYRO_VR]

My calories can’t stand it

[@normal_norm]

I'm happy to see swoozy posting these videos again

[@MasterofJuKBWaaS]

Sameeeee

[@dopeoreo6017]

Didn’t think I would see Swoozie animated as a piece a meat, but I’m not mad at it🤷🏾‍♀️

[@salt6519]

I refuse to be a side chick, It don’t matter how lonely I am. Personally, don’t see the appeal of messing around with somebody that isn’t my boyfriend. Though this is coming from someone who hasn’t dated before lmao

[@asian.draper6324]

I’ve dated and I agree with you. Lol

[@NateS917]

Man the only time I've ever dated was for a few hours in 2nd grade lmao

[@df3ct]

Well it's as Swooz said, the side pieces are there to fill in what's missing in the main relationship. I guess this is why I'm still single because I refuse to be anybody's side piece as well. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@kellittaa]

Girlll it’s about self respect and treating other the way you want to be treated. Nothing wrong with it. I have boundaries and don’t think girls or guys should even be trying to talk to someone with a partner. Unlesssssss they were friends before or meet you as a couple

[@MrG360oneX]

Hey baby 😘 lol

[@psychonaut1502]

I was the side piece, too. I was romantically involved with this girl who had a boyfriend. It was frustrating because she wouldn't leave him for me despite saying she loved me. Eventually, it turned toxic. She blamed me for everything and I couldn't make any mistakes but her boyfriend could. It's been years since then but being the side piece can be a bad place to be. I don't recommend it.

[@thefirstprime0124]

Bro the moment she u heard she had a man you leave cause u don't know who that dude is why get involved in some mess

[@chiderakalaji7206]

Blessings come in all forms. She wasn't the one my guy

[@jayclearmen411]

@@chiderakalaji7206Facts.. ”Sometimes rejection is gods Protection” -Some Preacher guy do with that tidbit of knowledge what u will.

[@carmelcutie1991]

Why the heck would you wanna be with someone who's cheating on their partner for you? Bro you have low self esteem? She didn't love you just said that to keep you around

[@victoriousgray5479]

dude dont act like your the victim the BOYFRIEND was the victim. You didn't get played, you wanted to play homewrecker and since it didnt work you want to play victim. i dont feel sorry for you in the slightest.

[@jebusfishy]

Swoozie’s stories always take place over several months. I’m slowly starting to wonder if our boy is like a hundred and just looks that good.

[@vergilmontiero2558]

Seeing Swoozie being animated into a slab of meat makes me fully realize what a "side-piece" actually means lol.

[@jacobkriete4015]

I love when really likable people like Swoozie get rewarded on platforms like this for just being their likeable self! Idk just cool to see a guy like him have millions of subscribers just for being a cool fun person. I hear the stories and like I’m sure many others I just find myself thinking I’d wanna be friends with this guy if i knew him in person! Keep up that good work

[@BlackJoePesci]

Forget the side chicks, I just want a main chick 😢😂

[@ShreksScrumptiousSucculentToes]

Grilled cheese Obama sandwich

[@mc3d150]

@@ShreksScrumptiousSucculentToes My heart cant take this damage

[@mc3d150]

Foget about the Main chick i just want friends

[@pragyasingh2297]

You'll find someone right for you when the time is right. Don't lose hope!

[@pragyasingh2297]

@@mc3d150 Truth. A couple good friends can give you more happiness than several signficant others can. After countless heartbreaks, they were the ones who taught me how to love myself again

[@samantha-jane699]

It's the worst when as the side chick, you don't even know you're the side chick. It's even worse when you think you're the main chick as the side chick. 😢😢😢😂

[@mannij7251]

Swoozie, I want to thank you for posting so constantly lately. I was having a rough day yesterday and I watched some of your videos with made me smile. Thanks for being you❤

[@RikuwOblivion]

Bro not only are we getting consistent Swoozie again but it's consistent A+ Swoozie with the hilarious ways he says stuff. I'm gonna be saying hungrier than a hostage the rest of my life.

[@Marshall._F]

0:32 “FLOCKA” 🤣🤣 Waka Flocka would be proud Swoozie💯🫶🏾

[@kevinawarner1005]

He keeps dropping lit videos with inpressive content keep on shinin my star. You definitely aint losing your top spot from my fav youtuber.

[@swoozie]

There are a lot of yters so I’m honored tysm!

[@PupSun6]

​@@swooziehaha ur my fav youtuber too 🎉

[@Sol_Invictus1997]

26 and never been in a relationship. When I hear stories like this, I’m kinda glad I’m alone. 😅

[@callmekady2731]

Nah swoozie casually dropping a fusion frenzy reference will NOT go unnoticed

[@swoozie]

I was wondering who would rise up and mention that first. Step forward sir and be knighted *taps sword on shoulders*

[@technorave555]

FUZIOOOOOOOON FRENZYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@michaelcneel]

“Y’all don’t know when this happened” mentions Fusion Frenzy… I can take a guess lol

[@jayclearmen411]

Arise …. SirCallme kAdy you have been inducted in the swoozie corps unless u don’t like ice cream.. then u can’t come

[@elhazelrah]

OG Xbox represent.

[@Salemwaaa]

Was in the middle of a Craig of the creek marathon then saw Swoozie talkin about side chicks, this shit boutta be GOOD

[@lucamaddison6831]

i honestly dont even understand people who cheat, like either you have everything youre looking for in your relationship, or you should just move on and find someone else

[@Nissan350Z17]

this

[@WeAreTheBentusi]

I love the image of Chun-li trying to push you onto Cammy. Chun-li: (Pushing Swoozi into Cammy's hands) "Girl you need to try a taste of this snack! It's always available and fresh whenever you need to treat yourself to something different!"

[@swoozie]

Right! Her pushing me like ‘try a little of this milk chocolate’.

[@J4sse]

@@swoozie What happened with Cammy?

[@dragowolf268]

​@@swoozie yea what happened

[@RECEPTOR17]

Trust, takes years to build, seconds to destroy. And that loss of trust spreads like a shockwave through your friendship circles when it's shattered. Stay honest, stay true. Even things go bad and change is needed.

[@phoneguy4637]

here in Germany, we have the term "strohwitwer" (lit. "widower-in-the-straw") for peoples who eat from neighbour's plates (if you get me draft).we use it to describe peoples who go "out dining in neighbour's kitchens" whenever the own kitchen (or, in this case, the bed) is empty. so, yeah, swoozie. you were victim of a strohwitwer...

[@-Chrome-]

Germans have a word for everything.

[@ArmstrongandTumbler]

For a long time I thought this was only something that happened to attractive men with rizz. But becoming a side person happens to anyone, including me. I SO related with Swoozie when he mentioned the whole "Oh you're single? But are you really?" So many people just lie in the moment to get what they want from yah, and next thing you know you an accomplice to the crime of cheating on a partner.

[@alexander1989x]

Imagine having a serious and loyal relationship.

[@ishyameru6232]

Read the first word again brother

[@sirembrum49thegreatmoth2]

Yeah, Imagine.. that's all most of us can do. Especially nowadays were we often get side chicked and backstabbed. Honest commitment and loyalty is so rare nowadays.

[@secktorpk]

imagine having a relationship.

[@markstar6899]

I Like how Swoozie tells stories like he talkin to a homie👍😂

[@sickman9124]

Swoozie has the patience of a GOD, because I can't think of many guys that would talk to a girl that long without "benefits" for over a month

[@iblitz6307]

"I ain't nobody's plan B. Either you choose me, or you lose me." - Aladdin

[@RichBlack209]

Swooz really brought the energy for this video! You know it’s a good weekend when you get a morning Sunday vid! Feels like I went to church!! Preach on my brother!!

[@kota_bear7174]

Genuinely don't want to date in a world where cheating is normalized 😭

[@Bobytoes]

5:58 “I’m starting to feel like a piece of meat” Directly after I get a Chick-Fil-A ad

[@wafflewarrior3782]

i love this guy's content! always speaking truth!

[@gurunext]

How would you know? You're his best friend?

[@wafflewarrior3782]

@@gurunext jesus christ i just like his content you don't need to be like that.

[@gurunext]

@@wafflewarrior3782 My plan is working - you have demoted Love to a Like 🤠 And you're trying to summon Jesus Christ - Idk how you gonna do that 🤔

[@wafflewarrior3782]

@@gurunext i did not understand a word you just said, try speaking english please

[@gurunext]

@@wafflewarrior3782 In English it would sound: How dare you be so offensive and insult the way I write comments?!?!?! 😲😲😮😮 Then you'll start typing under my videos that I should speak English too?

[@linckin]

im learning the real life experience because of swoozie, you the goat dawg now i know what to avoid in my future relationships

[@gos_707]

I love this guy forever and ever and he gave us some knowledge to be careful what we need to know to red flags to relationships to break up to toxic and onto side pieces! I’m no psychology person, but Swooize has good taste. 🥂

[@firesmokesyt]

And thats when you act like shaggy and say "wasnt me" ✌️💀

[@Lady_de_Lis]

People like that honestly disturb me. Not the cheaters, no. Those people just infuriate me. I mean, the ones who were cheated on who stay with cheaters. Those people disturb me. If I was married and ever found out my husband had a side piece, I'm not about to call up the side piece to tell her to get lost and that she's "not the only one". Nope. I'm bout to bust out the divorce papers, that's what I'm about to do. If I called the girl up at all, it would be to say, "He's *your* problem now, hun."

[@edgarc.guzman4570]

Swoozie it’s crazy how I’ve been watching your videos for years now and they still entertain me LOL!! 😂

[@purpleserenity137]

This video kind of reminds me of a "friends with benefits" situation. Back in high school, my ex at the time, before we got together, he suggested that we have a friends with benefits kind of thing going. I didn't let that happen as I was very insistent on not going that far in the relationship yet. Eventually, we did get together officially, dated for a bit but broke up as he didn't seem to put out any effort and focused on the physical part of the relationship. I have my faults too (not being more vocal about my feelings and just focusing on making him happy in the relationship, instead of making sure I was happy too.) Don't be a side piece or let someone think you're a meal that you can have at any time. If someone wants legs and thighs, they can go to KFC, and get a value meal.

[@JustCallMeShadow]

1:12 Swoozie almost had me! Lol. I literally thought "Did the video go boy that damn fast? Na." Well played. 👏

[@ugwunnaodinye8657]

Does swoozie still expect us to believe he’s out here having 30 min make out seshes and he’s not smashing? 😭😭

[@SonicBahasa]

Man Swoozie's life is way too exciting. Like, last week I got my favorite ice cream from the store and played Tears of the Kingdom in my pajamas. That was the most interesting point.

[@NateDiaz-e7m]

Hey sWooZie! I started watching your videos this year and I didn't have much girlfriends. If I did, it lasted a week. But now that I watched your relationship videos, I am dating my girlfriend and we've been dating strong for almost a year. Thank you for helping.

[@NN-br8bn]

"being a side chick is like being in destiny child" already starting of good🤣

[@chellastation]

Me: Trying to stay away from drama. Swoozie bring in drama: Oh here we go! 🤣

[@mikearchangel7998]

Keep in pushing is a mantra learned not by choice but outta necessity.

[@icyFPS]

"my friends call me the rizzard of oz" im fucking dying

[@mr_wolf6281]

I swear I can't miss a day without watching Fast and Curious 2 and I swear to gaurd and I think this is a new one to add to the collection

[@dolphincrescent54]

Better to be a loner than a side piece!

[@kingkenzo]

I've been watching swoozie since 09 when i found him from wcg ultimate gamer. This guy is hands down my favorite youtuber OAT and every single upload never disappoints. needed this video fam

[@KarnikDew]

Man Swoozie, we're here for ANY tea you gotta spill! Like... ANY TEA, might be a friend's friend's great gramma, we Gucci... Ain't we y'all?

[@rachaelsdean]

Omg Swoozie I am so glad you are still making videos!!! I forgot your name and couldn’t find you. It’s been like a decade. You’re still here and still hilarious. I’m so happy.

[@MisterDanielTofu]

It's strange how Adande just finds himself in the most peculiar situations.

[@CalebPetrovich]

When every sWooZie makes a video it never disappoints

[@tyric3949]

This dropped at the perfect time in my life, thanks bredda 🇹🇹

[@HoodedSpidey]

4:54 it 👏 ain’t 👏 code 👏 !!! You inspire me to save till marriage. Thank you

[@Potato5115]

I like how this video is called SIDE CHICKS when it's really SIDE sWooZie 😂😂😂 you are the best storyteller, though!

[@sumthinrandom]

swoozie legit the only bigger youtuber that feels like a part of the community, not the leader of one

[@JavietteJ]

Yea girls can be just as sneaky as the guys smh 😂 it’s messed up

[@GamerArtTv]

Lol 😂 at the Street Fighter references.

[@eno_lx8492]

Swoozie lips has got to have the DNA of every baddie on the planet

[@jedi92592]

My dude has a fortune cookie as bate for Chun Lee 3:06 😅

[@TwoBrothersYT]

Swoozie will always be my main chick

[@xXL4v3nder_3NTR4LEZXx]

The way mans put the pop corn in the oven bruh😂

[@justified_wrath_21]

Honestly I just want one gf to be faithful to and for her to be as faithful back.

[@nappingstars3241]

These stories are really entertaining. 😂 I love the pop 🌽 moment.

[@dramaticallydreaming3656]

Wise words from wisest rizzard himself!! Out here giving advice based on his rizzardly life

[@pragyasingh2297]

I have a gut feeling that I've been the person many guys cheated on their partners with, and it's really not a good feeling. They expect the same level of committment from you, just with zero responsibility (and I felt like I had to go out of my way to flirt with other people in front of them so they know they don't have power over me, the games were too much work). Also, I still don't know how someone can feel comfortable in a relationship where your SO cheats on their partner to be with you. If you don't have trust in any relationship, you have nothing.

[@spark9_]

this might be your most relatable video yet!

[@Thefitty]

*it's always a good time watching your story telling videos.* :) Thanks for keeping things funny and down to earth.

[@blubb7711]

I startet watching your vids with like 13? 10 years later my love life is just as entertaining as yours.

[@Shamrockshame13....]

I feel like some of ya’ll have never seen Fatal Attraction & how a side chick can be super psycho real quick if you mess with her the wrong way. (Technically she was crazy PERIOD!)

[@Kunoich1]

Omg mentioning fusion frenzy brings back so many memoriesssss

[@asix_dj6057]

It’s not a swoozie story without a crazy make out session somewhere

[@julianamcguire6743]

Me hyped asf for street fighter 6 and hearing the street fighter references:

[@rymates09]

these videos are always very fun to watch!

[@yowaimosatoru]

I love the “ got a main chick got a mistress”

[@_emilydavitt]

Damn 20seconds Ooft ❤️🙏🏻 love when swoozie uploads

[@lebonzorjames9499]

When I say Swoozie don’t miss, HE REALLY PERFECT 🔥

[@royce2101]

Love how you paid homage to wake flaka 😂

[@Chxsaku]

This is the highlight of my day, and every day I end up coming back because y'all know I binge swooz even if he isn't uploading.

[@whodatchannel]

REAL NIGGA SHIT RIZZING HER UP WITH THE FUSION FRENZY!! Never in my life did i think id hear a youtuber name drop that game 😭😭😂😂

[@majoraxx2427]

I hope every cheater bites into their burger and have the ingredients fall out. I hope every cheater is late to work. I hope every cheater gets decaf espresso shots in their lattee

[@Dunnygirl21]

I hope their socks are forever wet and their car always has issues.

[@kellittaa]

I hope their tires have low air pressure. I hope their a/c is hot. I hope their medium rare is well done.

[@NTSPurple3]

"Honey wake up swoozie posted another video"

[@gabestarks5854]

Side chicks are an essential part of the roster…. Practice squad players are the real MVP 🤣

[@Quicksymphony]

Rizzard of Oz! 😂

[@Herbsincupcakes]

Swoozie is spoiling us lately 🥰

[@cemstrike]

2023 swoozie with another swoosh

[@kevindamian2349]

and this is why Myron says "Dont send your girl on girls trip!" 😂😂😂💀💀

[@LBR_Bounty]

the fuzion frenzy part really made my day, I forgot about that great game,,,