Sidekicks - Nostalgia Critic

[@docdave15]

Favorite gag from this video: "Do you think Barry is going to be okay with your Uncle?" "Stop throwing dough at me!" "Next we throw bottles!"

[@DiegoRuiz1991]

johnhamilton08 I died at the "But I can't tap that, I'll get arrested", too fucking funny!!!

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

docdave15 literally same tho

[@jfdrac]

Should have been wrenches

[@isaacgleeth3609]

@@jfdrac "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." RIP Rip Torn

[@Reshme77]

Crash!

[@AUSTINwazhere]

I checked the comments section hoping it would be nothing but Chuck Norris jokes. Dreams really do come true, thanks Chuck Norris.

[@tbewin1z143]

Ok,ok I'll break up the monotony here. This was a cheesy karate kid rip off that I believe was bankrolled by mattress mack (of Houston fame, where the movie was filmed). Also Chick Norris doesn't give the incorrect answer, as when he gives it, the incorrect answer becomes the right answer!!!

[@misunderstood781981]

I 💯 agree 👍🏿

[@zerovalon6243]

I love that Chunky Norris loves the jokes about him. The man is a legend and has a sense of humor.

[@helm8830]

Someone once told chuck Norris that nothing could kill him so he found nothing and killed it first

[@aztn19]

Name's Mcree LMMFAO!!!

[@mkeeble1989]

Flooped laughing for 5 minutes that's so funny

[@molonlabe3429]

Its nobody can kill him, so he found nobody and killed him

[@bartistclord1916]

mistranslated. Chuck Norris found nobody, Chuck Norris killed nobody.

[@enigmaticbeing7703]

Chuck Norris once beat a brick wall at tennis

[@spentparch4067]

Chuck Norris was once on the Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next twenty-nine minutes was spent by everyone standing around awkwardly waiting for the Wheel to stop.

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

Spent Parch Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy and never answered in the form of a question. He won.

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

Chuck Norris won Family Feud, because the survey says what he tells the to.

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

Chuck Norris was once on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. Carl Kasell asked for his voice on his answering machine.

[@mrcritical6751]

Chuck Norris was once on Wipeout he jumped on the first obstacle and landed at the end of the course

[@edwardevans5759]

Chuck Norris went on Deal or No Deal once. The banker tried to pay him ten million out of fear, but Chuck said, "No deal!"

[@levirodriguez7903]

Chuck Norris never dials the wrong number.... You just picked up the wrong phone

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

Levi Rodriguez Chuck Norris never gets lost. His surroundings get afraid and run away

[@alexjewett7455]

That sounds stupid.

[@fordprefect5967]

@@alexjewett7455 that's the idea

[@alexjewett7455]

@@fordprefect5967 nevertheless.

[@fordprefect5967]

@@alexjewett7455 fair

[@firepuppies4086]

You know exactly why he set the blocks on fire.. He's Mako. So he's obviously a fire bender

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

Fire puppies ... I like the way you think.

[@SA80TAGE]

Fire puppies more likely it was to weaken the blocks... even though that would be cheating, wouldn't it?

[@TheSefirosu200x]

Or, he's Aku and did it with Aku magic.

[@randalgraves6979]

Uh oh, better get Mako 😄😄😄

[@vizthex]

Thanks Uncle Iroh!

[@MutaScale]

The "Oh, hey Chuck-AAAHHHH!!" bit is one of my favorite NC moments.

[@misunderstood781981]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ennohankel6658]

Chuck norris has a griZzly carpet in his house, its not dead its just afraid to move

[@howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437]

Chuck norris once had a wasp nest in his house. And when one of the wasps saw him, they moved far, far away and taking their home

[@TenguBE]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

[@TijayNCarroll]

TenguBE when Chuck Norris looks in the mirro Bloody Marry Screams

[@reecenichol7156]

+TenguBE When Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Bruce Lee

[@Jason_Altea]

He died to Bruce Lee once................................... It's said that all Hell shit their pants that day. Also, little known fact, Chuck Norris was only using 75% of his power. Only for Bruce Lee.

[@puppygamerz310]

Chuck Norris came from God,as a gift..Wait that's Jesus... Um

[@KeyBladeMaster-Dan]

Chuck Norris is the one you send to kill tha fuckin boogyman

[@michaeljudson2331]

chuck norris doesn't turn the lights off he turns the dark on.

[@unclechair2208]

@Zeus you are

[@randomguy2518]

When meeting Chuck Norris for the first time,he'll shit YOUR pants for you

[@randomguy2518]

Chuck Norris and Spiderman have similar origin stories, the difference being that Chuck was bitten by a radioactive god

[@hanssolo3238]

random guy The spider bit Chuck Norris and gained superpowers

[@alexjewett7455]

@@randomguy2518 that's absolutely disgusting. You're not allowed to talk anymore.

[@dvass7253]

Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every ma... oh, wait, wrong review.

[@doodledibob]

"The classroom is where dreams go to die. Get it right!" It's funny 'cause it's true...

[@croweman6515]

... too bad he forgot that when reviewing "The Wall"! Lol

[@sozaj]

@@croweman6515 Did he review "the Wall"?

[@croweman6515]

@@sozaj yea, tho... it was pretty bad... like meme bad... like when the channel Extra Credits made that video "stop normalizing nazis" bad, except Channel Awesome didn't dig themselves deeper and deeper into the hole like Extra Credits did. Lol

[@sozaj]

@@croweman6515 Extra Credits became bad? That's a shame! What happened?

[@croweman6515]

@@sozaj the original host Dan left, along with most of the original artist and writers, the guy who hosts now, I dont know his name, but his character has a goatee, like I said, watch that goofy video "stop normalizing nazis", very forehead smacking.

[@KillerZeli]

This explain why when I saw Karate Kid, I was confused that there was no Chuck Norris at the end.

[@HighLighterlines]

death had a near chuck Norris experience once

[@Apollo9898LP]

It's like i'm in 2008 all over again

[@meepmeep4579]

So true Apollo9898LPs 😂

[@3Guys1Video]

xD

[@killeing]

omg the perfect line XD

[@lordofchromium1534]

HighLighterlines that's scary You know I saw one punch man and chuck Norris fight it took 2punches... for chuck Norris to kill one punch man

[@aidanfarnan4683]

Early seasons of NC: "Oh look, Mako, time to make the running joke!" Late seasons of NC: "I want Uncle Iroh to adopt me, and I will fight anyone who doesn't feel that way!"

[@keithc.9590]

1. Chuck Norris pulled the pin on a grenade, threw it, and killed 250 men, then the grenade exploded. 2. Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won. 3. Chuck Norris doesn't cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter. 4.Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in. 5. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death hadn't built up the courage to tell him.

[@damotoneko1500]

*+Keith C.* They say we might be able to see the inside of a blackhole if we attach the camera to a rope of Chuck Norris' beard. (I just made that up myself. These jokes are a blast to make) Oh! They say that when a blackhole dissolved they only found two things. Radiation and Chuck's laundry.

[@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN]

@@damotoneko1500 Holy shit. Could you _be_ anymore lame? Neither of those jokes were funny.

[@damotoneko1500]

@WRAITH They were still fun to make :D

[@PunakiviAddikti]

@Zeus whatever buddy. Keep dreaming, maybe you'll meet him in your dreams.

[@PhoenixWrecker]

Chuck norris has counted to infinity... twice His roundhouse kick is said to be as powerful as the big bang explosion

[@daphneopyc4931]

"Stop throwing doe at me!" "Now we throw bottles." Martial arts mentoring at its finest.

[@notcardlinsytaccount1355]

*dough

[@alexjewett7455]

So, he threw a female deer at him?

[@tokadune244]

I remember as a kid, we’d talk about who’d win against chuck Norris, and so one kid would pick the Norris side, the other would pick the opposing side (usually Jackie Chan) and they’d reason for each side, Jackie Chan’s side saying that he knows cool karate, the Norris side usually just saying he’s chuck Norris and everything else you say doesn’t work, and for some reason, everyone just accepted that.

[@fordprefect5967]

The guy is a 4 time Karate champion soo... Even in real life he'd probably beat Jackie Chan, although both of them trained with Bruce Lee

[@deuce5546]

2000s internet in a nutshell

[@curtisberard7831]

​@@fordprefect5967 I believe Chuck said in an interview that he would lose in a fight with Bruce Lee. But let's face it, if there ever was a match with the two of them in their primes EVERYONE would watch it.

[@cyborgninja5489]

Jackie Chan doesn't know karate

[@illuminocalypse5210]

@@cyborgninja5489 I don't think he was genuinely arguing that he did. I think he was just saying what he and his friends thought AS KIDS.

[@hanizawady6555]

A poisonous snake bit Chuck Norris. Three days later the snake died

[@tristanhartup4936]

Yes, I've seen Expendables 2 as well.

[@bioman1hazard607]

Yup after 3 painful days for the snake

[@cottontail1039]

Not poisonous, venomous. If it bites you and you get sick, it has venom. If you bite it and you get sick, it has poison.

[@Rawkwilder]

@@cottontail1039 at least someone knows the difference.

[@chilledandcool3918]

U TOLD THE JOKE WRONG!!!👎🏾👎🏾😒😬😠

[@deathx3455]

Chuck Norris caught them all with one pokeball

[@98953812]

Death X Even the ones that haven't been released to the public yet. XD

[@mitchfletcher2386]

@@98953812 Because Chuck Norris is also a Time Lord!

[@pkmn1260]

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter. (come one, EVERYONE wants to do it, we all know it)

[@MagicMaster667]

Originally, *Alien Vs. Predator* was actually *Alien & Predator Vs. Chuck Norris* but they had to change it becuase they knew that people wouldn't pay for a movie 14 seconds long.

[@megamage911]

Brandon Roberts Chuck Norris created the gods to govern the world so he could tend to other matters.

[@dragonbane4577]

William B before the unervers was created there was only Chuck Norris and the only resion the unervers was formed was due to him practicing his round house kick starting off the big bang

[@NewhamMatt]

William B Each year at tax time, Chuck Norris sends in a blank form attached to a picture of him crouching and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never paid tax.

[@jelalathelone7249]

Lmao yes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stormstrider1990]

And that's how the Nostalgia Critic's Chuck Norris meme was born. A pity we don't see these running gags in the newer episodes anymore, but we got a lot of other cool stuff instead.

[@bthsr7113]

You know who the teacher should have pushed as a role model? Theodore Roosevelt. He was weak as a child, due in part to his asthma, but went on to be a symbol of masculinity without any movies or ego-fanning internet memes to inflate it to ridiculous levels. As a real historical figure, good old Teddy could actually have served as an inspiration to see greatness in the real world and actually focus in class.

[@clark95801]

I love that after Doug watched ATLA he finally realized what a treasure Mako really is.

[@deadcool3227]

Chuck Norris doesn't get punched in the face, he hits the fist with his face

[@davidjames579]

So does Mr Dumpling

[@aztn19]

This sounds like Wimp-Lo’s fighting style from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist

[@alexjewett7455]

That's what lame people call getting punched to sound less lame.

[@deadcool3227]

The only reason Chuck Norris was killed by those bullets in "Forest Warrior" was because those bullets were made from his blood, they're Chuck Norris's version of the "Judas Bullets", the "Norris Bullets"

[@whenthemusicsover6028]

Apparently, Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks are so powerful that they don't just kill you, they erase your entire existence from the Space-Time Continuum itself.

[@CERTAIND00M]

Critic, that movie you were thinking of with the karate and the kid is called "Judo Child."

[@jac_238]

No no no it was Kung fu adolescent

[@CERTAIND00M]

+therock238360 the Physically Adept Midget Wins Several Fake Fights? ...PART 2!

[@charlievalentine8143]

Joel Farrelly the taekwondo underpaid human

[@SweetMelodyP]

I thought he was talking about 3 Ninjas :p

[@98953812]

I thought it was Taichi Boy. :/

[@gideon5386]

I keep expecting Mako to teach Barry how to firebend.

[@_thesleister_626]

Did you know that when Chuck Norris plays Rock Paper scissor shoot. His rock bashes through the paper, his scissors will cut your rock and his paper will give your scissors a paper cut

[@KubatheChangeling]

NC (with girlish voice, sarcastically): "But how can chains hold the mighty Chuck Norris? They must be made out of the scales of a silver dragon!" Me: "Or the hairs of Bruce Lee."

[@98953812]

Morgan Hoskins WAH-TAH!!!

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

But that would only work if Chuck didn't have his beard of power

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Gold dragons are more powerful than silver dragons.

[@mercury7d]

There is only one man on earth that does not fear Chuck Norris... Segata Sanshiro. What, you thought this was going to be a joke? No! Death Battle acknowledged it, even Critic said as much in a commercial episode. Segata is the Japanese Chuck Norris with less anti-gay advocacy... Because Segata Sanshiro will kill anyone regardless of sexual orientation unless they are playing the Sega Saturn.

[@zayaannashrid1374]

Fuck that shit. Bruce Lee. He beat Chuck Norris

[@Jason_Altea]

Even on Christmas....................... Too bad Chuck Norris could kill him before he even had a chance to put in the Konami code on his giant controller.......... In real life that is...... Why do you think they made Goku vs. Superman 2 and Shadow vs. Mewtwo? They commited blasphemy by not showing Chuck Norris at 1% his true power!

[@TheSefirosu200x]

That was the best Death Battle ever. Well, Idk actually. Hard to choose between that and both Superman vs Goku Death Battles...

[@CelAbration]

But Segata Sanshiro isn't on earth anymore! *points to the bomb in space*

[@ilopominecrafter]

TheSefirosu200x i do like the norris vs sanshiro, but goku vs superman is mostly funny to see the fanboy

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

You can't really blame Chuck for being self-indulgent and self-centered in his movies. People eat it up BECAUSE it's so ridiculous and because we need an unstoppable Gary Stu every once in a while. And because Chuck is devoted to honesty in film.

[@LucianDevine]

He did get hit once in this movie though. So he's not a Gary Stu! He's a true hero!

[@cyborgninja5489]

Self indulgent and self centered?

[@nicolaheekin1915]

When Chuck Norris plays a horror game, it surrenders.

[@btothekfromg5973]

Chucks tears can cure cancer... a pitty he never cries.

[@JONBO]

A video with Chuck Norris and Mako in ... hard to review . Say anything bad about Chuck Norris and he'll get you . Say anything bad about Mako and the internet will get you . good luck

[@jtd3960]

Is anyone else scrolling the comments, looking for the things they type about Chuck Norris?

[@oscarlenehan3507]

Yep.

[@TheMrRuttazzo]

It's not me scrolling down, the Chuck Norris comments are scrolling up by themselves so I can read them.

[@josephmyles7067]

yep

[@troyroebuck36]

jjjtttddd "is anyone else obviously reading the comments? XD!!1!" = "Like if you agree!!!"

[@deadcool3227]

*nods*

[@arbhall7572]

That is definitely one of my favourite movie moments of all time. When Chuck sits down next to Barry, Barry sees him an delivers a perfect dumbstruck look. That moment is probably why I love this movie. Its cheesy, its a complete rip off, its so luke warm as to induce vomiting, but its also really charming.

[@98953812]

Arbhall McDougall Yeah, I gotta admit; that was a pretty cool moment.

[@TheGodshatter]

The reason mako lights the blocks on fire to "make it easier" actually does make it easier. Concrete/ cement is porous to begin with, but When he doused the blocks with the fluid it creates moisture, coupled with the flames and heat, the blocks essentially start to break down and get crumbly. As the moisture is absorbed and the blocks get hotter, they get brittle and crumbly. So despite it looking crazy as shit, lighting the blocks on fire in the end, helps quite a bit. Hope this clears things up for people on why mako did that!

[@billjacobs521]

So, cheating.

[@TheGodshatter]

@@billjacobs521 exactly. But because it's cool, I guess he still wins lol.

[@cyborgninja5489]

I think i remember dr fauci talking about that

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

@@billjacobs521it’s not cheating if it’s not against a rule and if it was cheating why the hell would he do it so openly?

[@genericcommentor1111]

​@@dionjaywoollaston1349bc it's a poorly written 80s movie lol

[@Venserql]

This used to be my favorite movie when I was a kid. Absolutely loved it.

[@NewhamMatt]

4:11 Did anyone else note that Joe Piscopo phrases "Chuck Norris" exactly the way the Critic phrases "A bat credit card"?

[@gameuniverse8736]

The duality of man

[@smittyslayer4302]

THE BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!!!!! I'LL GET YOU!!!!!!

[@hernandogaribaldi8627]

Have you herd of Chuck Norris peaceful brother?: Bob Ross

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

Bob Ross once talked frozen butter into melting

[@patgogan7324]

Psychokinetic Rocky thats brilliant 😂

[@zuttoaragi8349]

@@zeitgeistindustries1792 Chuck Norris paints as well as Bob Ross. Not because he's a good artist, but because the paint's too afraid to screw up.

[@kimifw58]

And his uncle is Mr. Rogers.

[@alexjewett7455]

You know what, that actually makes sense when you think about it

[@Karonis124]

Close your eyes whenever Mako speaks, and you can totally hear Uncle Iroh.

[@anonymousanonymously5439]

Pnevma Ton'Dason Or Aku

[@ArcticPrice]

Or splinter

[@snapper1495]

You know how some kids wear Superman pajamas? Well Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

[@deadcool3227]

The Infinity Stones aren't actually cosmic rocks of ultimate power that can bend time and space, they're Chuck Norris's turds

[@Faelocke]

Dead Cool STOP SPAMMING.

[@deadcool3227]

Mega Pokebattlerz I'm not

[@bernstyles]

lmao best comment

[@alexjewett7455]

Eww.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Infinity Gems thank you.

[@artofmore7197]

15:23 If you're not going to make the joke, I will. BAD TOUCH!!!

[@TheMrRuttazzo]

*dramatic chord* OH my GOD!!

[@3Guys1Video]

lol

[@KubatheChangeling]

You forgot one thing. NC can't make fun of Mako after the incident in his TMNT Review.

[@deadcool3227]

ArtofMore yeah I think that was the one he was trying not to do

[@artofmore7197]

I know.

[@Bent773]

In all seriousness though, Mr. Norris is an exceptional martial artist.

[@masterxehanort3]

*was He currently looks waaaay degraded tbh, judging by his most recent pics I've seen.

[@nicholsjoshua15]

You do realize that he's seventy-six years old, right?

[@masterxehanort3]

Joshua yeah, I do. I do not blame him, I just do not think he fits the "old wise martial master" archetype.

[@nicholsjoshua15]

masterxehanort3 Yeah, there comes a time when you should let the hair go gray and the wrinkles form.

[@stefanm.734]

I saw a poster of him from 4 years ago. He actually looked pretty good. He got old fast.

[@jessebear4740]

These older Nostalgia Critic videos have doubled in nostalgic value. As a kid I watched Sidekicks, as a young adult I watched this video, and now as I'm older I can look back on both fondly.

[@howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437]

•Its says that you should never joke about Chuck Norris •The last person that misplet his name went into a coma •The reason why the world didn't end was because of Chuck Norris •When Chuck Norris said bloody mary, she ran away •When Chuck Norris tries to buy something but is low on money, his money regenerates •The tooth fairy never visits Chuck Norris •When Chuck Norris went rabbit hunting, he caught the easter bunny and his family

[@godzillaprime]

What the hell is mispletting?

[@howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437]

godzillaprime I meant to say Misspelt

[@devinsloan7047]

RIP JONATHAN BRANDIS

[@98953812]

Holy shit, I forgot about that. :/

[@dave1135]

Devin Sloan died of suicide at 23, I believe? Poor kid.

[@patgogan7324]

dave1135 27

[@GodsMistake1985]

This is why I didn't like the jokes about his mental state.

[@micdrop344]

@@GodsMistake1985, he didn't know at the time.

[@thestwinner680]

You won't find Chuck anywhere here in the comments, like us, ordinary mortals. Why? Well, obviously, Chuck Norris doesn't even *use* the internet - *he knows it by heart!*

[@VINCENTDARKLY]

Danica McKellar, grew up to be a math genius. For really, she is like crazy good at math.

[@vguyver2]

Danica McKellar legitimately has a Ph.D. in mathematics from the University of Chicago. I learned decades ago but I will always be impressed since I never even got to finish college.

[@jeremylengvarsky1189]

chuck norris once played a game of baseball. he was every player on both teams. and won

[@DystopianPigeon]

"Stop throwing dough at me" Next we throw bottles!

[@nitroedits2834]

HEY, YOU! YEAH, YOU! WE DON'T WEAR SHOES ON THE MAT, HERE, MISTER!!

[@deadcool3227]

Chuck Norris is so manly that he lost his virginity to the nurse the second he was born

[@deadcool3227]

kade mcarthur no, she would be famous for being Chuck Norris's first

[@Darkko88]

That sounds like he was molested as a child. NEWBORN PORN!

[@tristanhartup4936]

Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every man.

[@alexjewett7455]

Goodnight, everybody!

[@BigAL68xyz]

@@alexjewett7455 Nice Animaniacs reference.

[@alexjewett7455]

@@BigAL68xyz thank you

[@chilledandcool3918]

Shouldn't it be a "part" of himself in every man??

[@aussieman3021]

Why is Chuck Norris like a cat?

[@umabomber]

"What kind of teachers talk like that. You'd get your ass fired if you talk like that." Nostalgia Critic has clearly never been to an Arkansas public school.

[@sherlock3134]

you know how they say Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin and it's descendants are known as Giraffes, well Bruce Lee once kicked Gary Coleman in the chin, now people call him Shaq

[@GingerFoutley]

i cant read anymore of these chuck norris jokes i might wake up my dad from laughing so hard

[@seanwilkinson7431]

Every time an angel gets his wings, Chuck Norris rang the bell.

[@BigAL68xyz]

I saw Chuck Norris once. He made a funny face at me. MY face stuck like that.

[@skitelucas1612]

That scene of MAKO rubbing the kid reminded me of Kung Pow lol

[@JoeL_1zrd]

"No please, I have a wound there!"

[@DiegoRuiz1991]

I died at the "But I can't tap that, I'll get arrested", too fucking funny!!!

[@DiegoRuiz1991]

17:54 if anyone is wondering

[@kycemarek895]

Actually Chuck Norris livess around my area and I met him he's really nice guy. He even taught me marshal arts.

[@marcosmederos2745]

A bee tried to sting Chuck Norris.....the stinger got stuck in the bee.

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

Polygon Man 100 bees tried to sting Chuck Norris. They all died of anaphylaxis. Bees are allergic to Chuck Norris

[@trethestar]

That one didn't make much sense.

[@trethestar]

@@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks There we go much better.

[@deadcool3227]

All A CHUCKA NORRIIIIIIIIIS!!!! Moments: 3:15 5:07 11:57 13:41 19:47 22:09 24:22

[@lukewright9031]

I CHUCK'A NORRIIIIISSS!!!!!!! 🤣🤣😂😂 get's me everytime

[@michaelcorbalis9860]

I get the feeling that kid changed his name to Walter Mitty later on in life

[@damotoneko1500]

They say that in a deleted scene, they switched out Thanos snapping his fingers with Chuck Norris blinking. but it was removed for feeling too real. Did you know Thor once challenged Chuck to lift his hammer and Asgard sunk 5 feet? Legend has it that god asked to shave Chucks beard because it was the only thing he could destroy. Did you know the powerglove is actually the middle name of Chucks chin? They say we might be able to see the inside of a blackhole if we attach the camera to a rope of Chuck Norris' beard. White and mirrors reflect all light while black holes and Norris' beard are infinitly dense. (God, there's limitless potential in these)

[@deadcool3227]

All Maeko moments: 7:09 9:26 15:53

[@terrywestin8443]

That gun was carrying Chuck Norris for protection.

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

Terry Westin Chuck Norris has never been shot, because the bullets are too afraid of him

[@lilarry004]

"R2D2 where are you?" lmaoooooooooo

[@Micgirl87]

Milk is now known as Chuck Norris Messiah Juice!

[@adaptorperish1322]

Ewww.

[@zeitgeist27]

“Mr Dumpling... smashes the fists of his opponents with his own face!” Still makes me laugh 25 years later.

[@davidjames579]

So Barry who's 15 or 16, tells his Dad he and Chuck Norris are buddies who do things together, and he actually interacts with his dreams in front of people. Yet nobody tries to get him professional help. Instead they send him to a martial arts teacher. As the dreams seem to come in when Barry's stressed or needs to work things out, when Chuck Norris turns up in real life, I was expecting dream Chuck to turn up and tell Barry "It's okay you can trust this guy".

[@wuebboltc]

3:15: Chuck Norris didn't have asthma. Asthma had Chuck Norris.

[@Jason_Altea]

It later died, because, *THERE IS NO CURE FOR CHUCK NORRIS!* His blood is deadlier than Black Widow venom, his tears cure all diseases, and his sweat is the most corrosive acid in the world.

[@wuebboltc]

If his tears cure all diseases, why did it still die? Oh that's right HE NEVER CRIES!!!

[@bethanyperkins5928]

Chuck Norris doesn't get cancer. Cancer gets Chuck norris

[@tayedesiree82]

I was so in love with Jonathan Brandis when I was younger. That's the only reason I watched this movie....and owned it on VHS.

[@legosimonify]

chuck norris has a bear rug in his living room its not dead its afraid to move

[@mmem4264]

Mako was actually pretty funny in these clips.

[@liquidator6119]

I Love The baker where he says across the opposite this food is really good I can’t stop laughing over Betsy😂😅

[@josephmyles7067]

people say when chuck norris does a pushup the earth moves down one duodillion

[@josephmyles7067]

miles

[@jeremylengvarsky1189]

+joseph myles when bears see chuck norris the bears play dead

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

Jeremy Lengvarsky When bears hear Chuck Norris is coming they hide their food in the trees. But it doesn't help, because Chuck Norris eats trees for breakfast. Which is actually what happened to the Entwives

[@Zerpderp0]

Just so everyone knows, Teddy Roosevelt had asthma as a kid. That's right, the manliest American had asthma.

[@ShyGuy83]

Is it me, or does Barry and all his daydreaming kind of seem like....Doug Funnie?

[@AzumangaDiohFan101]

quiktymevideo Maybe THIS movie was supposed to be the real Doug movie!

[@heatherreagan8078]

Quail Man!

[@dnm3732]

shush the nostalgia critic will hear you

[@wfow1448]

Dew dew dew dew dew dew dew dew dew dew dew dew.

[@1977rider2]

Say that name, we don't do that here bro

[@lens_hunter]

I watched this movie a hundred times when I was a kid. Guilty pleasure for sure.

[@Theherooftime61702]

I love how passive aggresive NC is to his fans

[@storywala88]

Thank you for what you do, gets me through some really bad days.

[@dionwoollaston5717]

If chuck Norris fought in regular motion we would be unable to keep up with his speed also chuck Norris lost once but only because the man he fought was god incarnate AKA Bruce lee

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

and he is in A LOCK fightning SEGATA SANSHIRO. they only breifly stopped to watch the death of Ichigo from Bleach

[@seljanogerwin6286]

there was a stunt duble needed for every scene where chuck norris doesnt kick ass

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

He only lost that time because he didn't have his Beard of Manliness yet, therefore he was still a mortal

[@humbertojimmy]

Actually, that fight resulted in a draw. Norris was KO'd, but he also defeated Bruce Lee with a slow-effect death punch. Why do you think he later dropped dead "under mysterious circumstances"?

[@jhonjacson798]

7:18 he's actually quite knowledgeable, he knew that Mako was Japanese and figured he'd be on his side, but when he defends the Chinese guy he gets offended at his blatant support of the emperor's enemies thus why he's calling him Charlie.

[@CoAndCoLaptopAccount]

"Human Catchphrase" Apparently this was before the term meme was in use.

[@atosmic9035]

I still find it pretty awesome and hilarious how Doug made light fun of one of Mako's movie characters and had the running gag of praising Mako, really not realizing how or why ATLA fans were so defensive because he'd never heard of the show, and now after watching it he hails it as one of his all time favorites. It's cool how those things play out.

[@geuwglesuxballz6074]

Of all of the martial arts action heroes, Chuck is one of a few that are actual world champions in fighting sports. In his case, it's kickboxing. He truly is a badass. That being said, I also think he is a douche, and even though he is something like 70 years old. I would still never say that shit to his face.

[@luxtenax9175]

GeuwgleSuxBallz I'd love to say he's a douchebag to his face if he was 30 or 40 years old.

[@geuwglesuxballz6074]

Adrian Fahrenheit I'm a pretty tough guy, but you are many times more brave than I am. Cheers!

[@Lightice1]

GeuwgleSuxBallz I love the clip where Bruce Lee kicks his ass for both of these reasons.

[@geuwglesuxballz6074]

Lightice1 Me too. Here is a question. Who would win a real fight between the two? I say Chuck because of his competitive experience and size advantage, but I am not very confident about that, because Bruce does seem superhuman in many ways.

[@luxtenax9175]

GeuwgleSuxBallz Not really, i consider myself a coward turd, but i like to call douchebags out on their bs.

[@eeveekid6426]

Favorite quote: "The classroom is where dreams go to die,GET IT RIGHT!!!"

[@benphillips9973]

I knew about this movie when I was young and introduced it to a friens in middle school. It became our thing that we quoted that no one got. One time in science class were were mixing chemicals for an expirament and I randomly said "I need more broken razor blades in this bubble gum!" and from across the room you heard "I need more acid rain in these jaw breakers!" 😂🤣. I'm 38 years old now with 2 daughters who are 6 and 10. Whenever they think about doing something dodgy I'll bust out a "You...wouldn't...dare!" with the Piscopo overdone pronunciation 😆

[@Furrball2023]

3:12 - And so begins the legendary running meme of "A Chucka Norriiiiiiiiiiiis!"

[@ArcticPrice]

Oh so this is the origin

[@blaineadams7484]

6 years too late but I knew the screenwriter. All the fallout and drama around this movie ended his career. Don was a great guy, put up with all our movie ideas

[@troywestleybailey]

The scene where he was competing with the nunchucks and fantasized he used the fantasy to help him do better. He was taking control of his life in a meaningful way.

[@CH-uk1il]

Before Ultra-Instinct Shaggy, there was Chuck Norris.

[@RaccoonRevolution]

Honestly, the thing that confuses me most about this movie is the fact that by the time this movie would've come out, Chuck Norris was like five time national karate champion or something. I don't even think they'd ALLOW him to compete in a state-level tournament.

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

Would you be the one to tell Chuck Norris what he can't do?

[@legosimonify]

chuck norris doesnt get cancer cancer gets chuck norris

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

Erin Simon Every single one of Chuck Norris' individual cells is a smaller Chuck Norris, so any cell that becomes cancerous will immediately be kicked to death in slow motion.

[@bernstyles]

@@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks rofl

[@deadcool3227]

Chuck Norris can kick a man so hard he does six backflips