Signs You're Venezuelan

Regardless of where you may be, being criollo stays with you for good. Starring Flama's Joanna Hausmann.
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[@JoannaHausmann]

Seriously, don't mess with our tequeños...

[@jlesseyp]

Joanna Hausmann jajajajajajajajaajajja la vaina de los tequeños me hizo recordar esto www.escribirparaque.com/2012/09/la-perpetua-insaciabilidad-de-tequenos.html

[@Valero180]

Joanna Hausmann Well Johanna nice video but I'll tell you something Americans do not have to learn your culture you have to learn them because you are in your country...

[@jabajaba20]

Joanna Hausmann me encantas! jajaja sigue así! Tequeños Arepas y esa bendita palabra...(vivo en Berlín, y recientemente me han sacado al Platano Mayor)...pero bueno, saludos!

[@MrSamgryn]

Joanna Hausmann muy bueno como siempre

[@eamichelena]

Joanna Hausmann prefiero los mozarella sticks, por algo son mas aceptados a nivel mundial... ok joda joda calmense

Soy colombiano, pero por alguna razón que no tengo clara aún, le tengo mucho cariño a los venezolanos, me parece que son muy carismáticos y pues les deseo lo mejor. Son un pueblo guerrero que va a salir adelante contra viento y marea :) Saludos!

[@michelleosorio5644]

es verdad somos muy carismaticos y decimos cualquier vaina loca

[@CasimiroLuengo]

Gracias

[@m.a.____c.5892]

los colombianos son nuestros hermanos bro, saludos!

[@gtfodan997]

Ay chamo te amoooo graciasss

[@andresdalfonso4235]

+Gtfodan ajaja el pana luis se gano mi cariño gracias papa!

[@mhia4]

Hahaha, my venezuelan wife is on the floor right now. That look when she said "si, la vaina" I get that look 10 times a day. Oh and taquenos are freaking holy. love those things.

[@yourecompletelyrightbut4677]

Shenuuxx - Agar Leave the poor guy alone x) mhia4 It's pronounced tequeños bud, it's okay, my Venezuelan family makes fun of me all the time for pronouncing things wrongly

[@nicolealex9451]

Chamo you wrote 'tequeños' wrong haha

[@tuskact4guy560]

Nicole Alex in america la n esa rara no existe, por lo que probablemente el no sabe como escribirla.

[@mhia4]

@@yourecompletelyrightbut4677 oh yeah I butcher their poor language on the regular. 🤣

[@mhia4]

@@nicolealex9451 I type with an accent. 🤣

[@keniadiaz2433]

You forgot the tias and Tio's that send you bible versus

[@anizaquiroga]

Kenia diaz for realll

[@milazerpa2082]

Kenia diaz ... Soooo true!

[@mauriciomovilla3701]

Thats not juts my Tios y Tias its my Mami she and my Tio most religious in my family

[@alexandragomez153]

JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJA ME PASAA 24/7

[@valandtina]

That's what my grandparents do 😂

[@boloderolo45]

I'm from the North of Brazil and went to Venezuela twice. I don't remember tequeños, but pepitos and hamburguesas are still on my heart. Plus: I haaaate your soda Frescolita and love the way you put cabbage in everything. Your landscapes are gorgeous and your country is way colder than Boa Vista or Manaus hahahaha

[@boloderolo45]

Keyvin Brown Arepas and empanadas, yeees! I just didn't remember the name XD

[@yuli8897]

lmao why you hate frescolita that's one of the best refrescos ever also manzanita oh god it's just priceless..

[@jaam0121]

WHAY? Frescolita is the best of the world♥ Deberías probar HALLACAS :) la amarás.

[@danielguerra8854]

+Loana Guedes It´s almost a consensus nobody outside Venezuela likes Frescolita... I guess we have to deal with it, so dont worry... :) I´m glad you enjoyed our country, not recommendable to be here nowadays though :(

[@yuli8897]

Keyvin Brown are u kidding ? I mean I haven't been in venezuela like in 6 years so it doesn't exist right now ? what a shame...

[@fabdav333]

my ex boyfriend is from Venezuela and I fell in love with his accent, their culture, their food... gosh I want another Venezuelan

[@kevinmartinez1477]

hahahahah you made me laugh! Where are you from?

[@fabdav333]

+Kevin Martinelli haha well it is true! and I am an Italo-Guatemalan that lives in the US :) you?

[@kevinmartinez1477]

Fabiola Davila Im Venezuelan! But with Italian and Spaniard blood and I also live in US :) in Connecticut, where do you live?

[@fabdav333]

+Kevin Martinelli Florida, the sunshine state! and that's so cool! we both have italian blood, high 5

[@fabdav333]

+Kevin Martinelli btw, where you born in Venezuela?

[@sbfk1]

I’m not Venezuelan but my wife is and all the WhatsApp groups I’m a part of for family have aunts constantly updating about losing or gaining electricity... it’s kind of sad and makes me appreciate what I have.

[@Kai-yaam]

Just reminded about the time the electricity went out for a whole week, I don’t know why but I had a good time Even if we didn’t have water and the food could rot soon

[@RafaelCintron]

I'm from Puerto Rico and people say "Oh my god, I love Portugal". I know the feeling

[@ruteisabelmendes6706]

I'm portuguese and some americans think Portugal is in Spain 😂

[@dannymckenzie8329]

Imagine

[@nmnopnonld3ti]

I'm Puerto Rican and people remember me as the guy from Portugal, Costa Rica or Brazil (I guess because of Porto Alegre). I live in the Middle East.

[@putzz67767]

Estive em Maracaibo (Venezuela) em 2003. O país ficou no meu coração. Tem as melhores festas e as mulheres mais bonitas. Venezuelanos são extremamente simpáticos. Infelizmente as coisas pioraram politicamente. Deve estar quase tão ruim quanto o Rio de Janeiro. Um abraço aos irmãos venezuelanos.

[@ValeriaBasurco]

También hacemos tequeños en Perú! no sabía que eran de Venezuela son demasiado ricos los amooooo jajaja, con guacamole uff

[@leosuarez9655]

+Valeria Basurco Los tequeños son de Venezuela

[@mgtruli]

+Valeria Basurco la preparación es diferente, en Venezuela hacen desde la masa, aquí usamos la wantan. Los 2 son buenos. Aunque en otros países tb hacen sino que llevan otro nombre y otro relleno.

[@foxsipher]

+Valeria Basurco u mean mussarela stick

[@leosuarez9655]

jajajajaja

[@alejahandro1052]

Valeria Basurco they originated from Venezuela

[@LeeManag]

QUE VAINA TAN BUENA, LOL.

[@theflama]

María Gabriela Gonçalves Esta buena la vaina si!

[@oscarenriquegarcia3157]

María Gabriela Gonçalves coño esta vaina es muy buena

[@Andrejaumot]

Jarol Rivera Both are Criollo Cultures, sharing the Caribbean customs of linguistics. I would know cause I am from both. Some Dominicans from different parts of the island say BAINA vs VAINA.

[@dunkelheart]

Jarol Rivera we (Venezuela) say "vaina" at least 50 times/day

[@simonbudare8679]

Jarol Rivera nooooooooooooo dude, wrong thing to say.

[@bluetorch13]

La parte del secuestro... que triste realidad. Me recuerda la semana pasada a mi suegra cagandose de la risa de algo "cómico" que hicieron unos ladrones que estaban secuestrando a unos amigos. Y lo peor es que esa risa la tiene casi todo el mundo que echa un cuento de robo... "marico, les cayeron a coñazos, mataron a la abuela, se violaron al perro, y al choro se le salio un peo!" "AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA! UN PEO?!? QUE VAINA MAS BUENA!"

[@andreaocanto]

bluetorch13 De pana que me siento mal por reírme de esto pero cuando leí que se le salio un peo me dio un ataque de risa JAJAJAJAJAJAJAA xD

[@waldestromchurunmeru9915]

bluetorch13 jajajajajajajajajajaja muero de risa de pana

[@marlenex00]

Andrea Ocanto jajajajajajajajajajajaja se pasan.. ajjajajajajajajaja es q de pana.. así somos los vzlanos!!

[@Buddynmc]

bluetorch13 JAJAJAJA... Lo del peo te quedo mundial jajaja....

[@franciscoalvarez5215]

bluetorch13 Jajaja. ¡Que coño 'e ma'e que viva Venezuela libre!

[@Feex92]

You're Venezuelan if you wait 4 hours to buy bread with a wheelbarrow full of cash

[@MrSupernova111]

Damn! lol

[@carlafrancesca2690]

tragic that this comment is 4 years old and we're still in the same situation, fuerza pana :(

[@dannymckenzie8329]

Facts

[@voiceofreasonandfacts8623]

And her dad caused that

[@domoisawsome123]

@@voiceofreasonandfacts8623 Her dad, who is no longer in a position of power somehow cause hyperinflation? How?

[@OnePlayful]

"VAINA" is like "that thing" in english or "coisa" or "bagulho" or "troço" in portuguese

[@j24601]

Quem nunca falou "pega aquela coisinha ali encima daquele coiso pra eu coisar isso aqui rapidinho?"

[@Jjquieromas]

They way she used it, it sounds like thingy or thingymabob

[@alephisoares]

"negócio" "coiso"

[@yurisucupira]

Brazilian version of "vaina": *coisa*

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensenn]

coisa é "cosa", acho que "vaina" tá mais pra negócio, troço, trem...

[@yurisucupira]

vateceno pintola ...mas brasileiro usa "coisa" como termo genérico. Exemplos: "Que coisa é essa?" "Há tantas coisas passando pela minha cabeça." "Esqueci minhas coisas na casa de Fulana." "Como é que se chama mesmo aquela coisa?" "Eu tava lá, coisando com a menina, de boa, até que..." "Ê, coisa boa!" Quando o brasileiro não sabe o (ou se esquece do) nome de algo, ele chama de "coisa". Nas generalizações, tudo vira "coisa".

[@yurisucupira]

vateceno pintola Pelo que entendi, os venezuelanos não usam "cosa" como termo genérico: usam "vaina". Portanto, embora a tradução literal de "coisa" para o espanhol seja "cosa", quando a palavra "coisa" é usada no sentido generalista (como nos exemplos que citei) o sinônimo espanhol de "coisa" passa a ser "vaina", pois essas palavras estarão sendo usadas nos mesmos contextos e com a mesma função semântica: apenas em línguas diferentes. 8-)

[@odairdesouzaquenupe2907]

+vateceno pintola NÃO! TREM é a versão mineira para Vaina ual!!!

[@JUANV630]

jajajaj In Colombia it is Cosa

[@LuccianoBartolini]

Another Sign that you're Venezuelan: 8.- Leones vs Magallanes: You'll be a big fan of one of these two teams and anyone who disagree with you is as bad as the Flu. VIVA LOS LEONES. 9.- Arepas and Empanadas are filled with anything: you can have an empanada of Cazón (shark), any type of cut meat, cheese, ham, egg, the mix of food you want to throw because your bored, etc. Same with Arepas.

[@kmmg1995]

Magallanes! Jaja

[@Melkac]

+Lucciano Bartolini "You'll be a big fan of one of these two teams and anyone who disagree with you is as bad as the Flu" Nah. Here in Anzoátegui our team usually does pretty great nowadays, so fans of those two are becoming extinct 'round here.

[@marydc26]

+Lucciano Bartolini ARRIBA LEONES! :D

[@soupedkid13]

vaina just means thingy

[@Erc294]

in her example it means thing, but it can be a problem, a situation, a place, an activity, it has many meanings xD

[@soupedkid13]

Ernie Rivera a problem is a thingy, so is a situation and a place

[@glk500]

How would you translate the expression "echar vaina" using thingy... Btw, it means "to joke about something, to bust someone's nuts in a friendly yet cruel way... (A very typical Venezuelan tradition), etc"

[@DTHUGisdashit]

+Sergio A. Sánchez lmao im pretty sure u dont know what busting a nut means in english

[@glk500]

+DTHUGisdashit I'd like you to explain to me what does it mean then... Because as far as I know it means to tease, annoy, embarrass someone... But if it doesn't, tell me because I'd like to know another meaning

[@Buddynmc]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA... Joanna! This is one of my favorite videos ever! The tequeño's scene was awesome... i was laughing until i felt stomach pain.. PS. I repeated the video a lot of times.

[@theflama]

Buddynmc Hahahaha glad you got a workout out of it.

[@luismeza5863]

+Buddynmc Coño vale calidad que te gusto como somos nostros jajajaja

[@andresavila4805]

xD Todos los latinoamericanos hablamos de cosas horribles de forma casual xD

[@putzz67767]

Andrés Ávila É verdade. Principalmente aqui no subúrbio do Rio.de Janeiro.

[@alephisoares]

@@putzz67767 KKKKKK

[@lima.d.p.158]

Im Brazilian and i watched this and now im thinking about how our cultures are similar, that's really cool

[@cemp1788]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HUGO CHAVEZ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[@nsierra2297]

I feel like Colombians and Santos will head that way too hahah

[@askthehaters]

that's what we have Uribe for

[@estefaniac233]

Cquintana don't worry we have plenty to pick from, not just Santos y Uribe.

[@askthehaters]

De acuerdo, la marcha del sábado nos lo demostró

[@nothingposted9056]

The last one...THE LAST ONE.

[@JoannaHausmann]

NothingPosted905 "NOOOOOOOOooooOOooooOOO"

[@alechandrinapereira9311]

Joanna Hausmann I really scream like that in my head. I should start doing it out loud xD

[@nothingposted9056]

Alechandrina Pereira Better yet, call other venezuelan friends so they come over and yell with you.

[@Tyrmund]

+NothingPosted905 www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

[@BasilBerryQueer]

That was hilarious! Joanna, you're super funny. Also, I'm Colombian, and we also curse a lot and use vaina for everything... and I'm in a million what's app groups.

[@itslexc1867]

"Where you from?" "Venezuela" "Ohhh Minnesota" LMFAOOO I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD

[@ChinoWantan]

"Vaina" is like "wea" in Chile, it's everything xD

[@SoyPanda]

+Chino Wantan EXACTAMENTE!

[@davidj.r.6657]

ke weá hermano

[@Eduardo-ku9hb]

Lol, i'm venezuelan and almost everything about this video it's true

[@alejandrasalgado5492]

Eduardo Colmenarez Almost or everything? hahahaha

[@erardarkhell8850]

Eduardo Colmenarez venezolano not venezuelan that word dosent exist

[@Eduardo-ku9hb]

erar darkhell "venezolano" is in spanish, in english is "venezuelan"...

[@azzerusc.a.1392]

erar darkhell rlly?

[@Eduardo-ku9hb]

Angel Arellano Ok...

[@Frankie.s]

Once a cousin from London came to Venezuela and she tasted los tequeños and she said " i could eat this all day!" and i was like HELL YEAH!!

[@SoyOscarMarti]

Frankie hahahahahaahaha. Its name is "tequeños", and yes, It is the tastiest thing in the world to eat .

[@Frankie.s]

Lol lo escribi mal sin darme cuenta

[@justvic1439]

ni siguiera soy sudamericana, sin mencionar no soy venezolana, pero este vídeo me di mucha diversión! 😂 besos de Polonia! 💃🏼👄

[@midu89]

Although that I never been to Venezuela unfortunately, I have been surrounded by Venezuelan culture for almost 8 years. Thanks for reminding me of all of that. Tequeños, Arepas and the words like: (Vaina, chama, marika). Muchas gracias por vuestras videos hilarantes. Casi he visto todos tus rants.

[@svq3716]

Man: Where are you from? Woman: Venezuela. Man: Minnesota? Oh, I love Minnesota, I have an aunt there 😂😂😂😂

[@rafaelvalecillos7283]

No hay cosa mas molesta para un venezolano que encontrarse con un "admirador" de chavez en otro país !

[@TheJasmch]

COÑOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHA The last part was Hilarious! Everytime I tell to someone where I am from, the first thing they think is about that F. man. Joanna is my idol haha.

[@JoannaHausmann]

ThaJasmch :--)

[@victoraguiar1660]

Enero de 2024 y regrese a ver este video luego de que alguien me dijera nuevamente: Oh, your are from Minnesota!

[@valentina-io3sj]

The Minnesota thing happens to me ALL THE FREAKING TIME😐😑

[@nsierra2297]

I get told I don't sound North American for being a Columbian ...I feel your pain!

[@valentina-io3sj]

People always tell me that they don't understand why i don't really speak English (I'm learning) since I'm from Minnesota and I'm like NOOOOOO 😵 I'm from VENEZUELA!!!!

[@nahitzen]

but how can venezuela be understood as minnesota?????

[@valentina-io3sj]

Nahitzen semaru Because of the way it sounds when u say it fast

[@fragirolamo]

Don't know, but it happened to me twice this year.

[@pvkjell]

Hace días vi un video de esta chica, y cuando hablo en espanol dije: Es venezolana. Y ahora consigo este video. I knew it. She's OMG BEAUTIFUL.

[@BDavinci06]

I swear Joanna reminds me sooo much of my Venezuelan friend. Similar voice and everything!

[@Melatina77]

So that's the Kris who is always talking off camera?

[@damagecontrol7]

yes, the secret is out.

[@Juicymutha]

Where is he?

[@damagecontrol7]

he's the bearded guy sitting next to her at the very beginning and all throughout the video.

[@Melatina77]

John Every guy in this video had a beard.

[@Juicymutha]

+Melatina77 I think she means the very first bearded guy with glasses on the bench

[@fernandonunes7608]

Love this Flama's "Signs you're..."series! And Joanna is, by far, the funniest person on YT! Keep up this excellent work and my best regards from Brazil! 😉😂

[@raor201227]

Había visto un par de videos tuyos sin saber que eras venezolana y me encantó tu humor, ahora que lo sé tengo que admitir que es como una alegría aunque no tenga que ver contigo en lo absoluto. Este video está increíble. Lo de los tequeños te quedó buenísimo, tenía tiempo sin reírme como lo hice. Las mejores vibras para ti desde Venezuela. P.D: tas mi amor con te quiero...

[@yovanniviaje]

Creo que las palabras que mas se usan aquí son: 1.Marico 2.Pana 3.Vaina y en una conversación cotidiana el 60% de las palabras vienen acompañada de groserías, claro siempre a la defensiva de no lanzarse un chinasoo xD muy buen vídeo.

[@anakarinamendoza5603]

Yovanni Fernández y guevon

[@Anarquistadorador]

Yovanni Fernández Y coño

[@TheNemoff]

Yovanni Fernández y el mio........ xD

[@ronanalejandropinalaurens1156]

Krismarco Grimon el mio solo los tukkis

[@ronanalejandropinalaurens1156]

Illyasviel von Einzbern eso no lo usa la mayoria que lo que el mio y esas cosas es Venezolano por desgracia pero es lenguaje tukki... de uso general y en todo el pais Coño vaina guevon

[@emmapeace5294]

That beginning though.. hahaha. Im from Minnesota and when I went to the bahamas and told them where I was from MN they thought I was from Venezuela hahah XD.

[@oumiskincare]

How does Venezuela and Minnesota sound the same?

[@alezard]

Maria Noordino Exactly! yet American people hear Minnesota, maybe our accent?

[@manuelmendez7405]

Maria Noordino Have the same accent, the way of say "Venezuela" and "Minnesota" are the same. the US people just hear the way how we pronounce by the accent, no the composition of the word. I'ts like music :)

[@alezard]

Manuel Méndez Have the same accent? I think you are confused about the english meaning of accent, which has nothing to do with the spanish grammar rules for acentos

[@felizola]

Maria Noordinothe reason Americans tend to hear Minnesota instead of Venezuela is because usually we don't pronounce the V correctly, we pronounce it like B, that make it sound as in Minnesota, if we make emphasis with the V they wouldn't have any problem understanding us

[@oumiskincare]

felizola but even if you say "Benezuela" it doesn't sounds like "Minnesota" to me ahhaha

[@catherinesantos2659]

I'm Honduran but I love Venezuela 🇻🇪

[@jacobleoni4406]

Joanna! I'm so happy I found your channel. You're really funny/fun to watch, and I kind of want to be your best friend now haha

[@DavidPerez-cm4gr]

Demasiado bueno saludos desde Venezuela

[@theflama]

david perez Saludos :)

[@angipelusalol123]

I want empanada with very queso

[@yuli8897]

Im quesuo right now so I can be part of your empanada.... usu usu usu

[@desisarod]

with a lot of queso... very no se usa de esa manera

[@adricastro]

This is BEST thing ever!! This is ME in a nutshell!! You NAILED it!!! :) :)

[@uxhuva]

hahahahhaa that "kidnap" thing was hilarious 😄😄

[@ahlexwrites9852]

I still come back to this video all the time just to watch or send my friends the “tequeños are holy” part 😂

[@lelara0411]

0:52 this is also something that happens in brazil like A LOT

[@blue_manatee3895]

My Brazilian friend is the only person I use WhatsApp with...

[@angelrod_10]

A 6 amantes del muerto no les gusto el video... jajaja excelente, me encanto el video. Me suscribo para ver mas de esto

[@dianaavila3950]

LA PARTE DE CHAVEZ MARDICION ESA SOY YOOOOO

[@borisarrieta1270]

jajajaja maracucho detected

[@Johnnyshop]

No me canso de ver este video y todos los tuyos... y siempre me río. Deberías hacer una película. Cuando uno tiene tantas cosas que decir y tanta gente con quien compartirlo no se puede desperdiciar ese talento.

[@edencorevods4174]

The Minnesota thing happened to me when I was getting enrolled in school, it was both funny and awkward, the lady was so confuse because my mom doesn't speak english at all.

[@melinafernandez8890]

Just a dominican, feeling identified here :D... Venezuelans and dominicans are very similar... Trust me, we really are...

[@bastianoperdomo]

Yass!! I remember I was there in DR on vacations. En serio me sentí en casa. Saludos hnos

[@melinafernandez8890]

+Sebastián Perdomo Jajajaja, son bienvenidos siempre, incluso, tenemos cientos de venezolanos viviendo acá! Encajan de maravilla, de pana que si! :D Espero vuelvas pronto. Un abrazo.

[@bastianoperdomo]

Melina Fernández gracias sí volveré. Me encantó todo allá la gente super amable de verdad y rumbera.. yo hablaba y me entendían perfecto todos los modismos y expresiones que se me escapaban :D no sé no es como otros lugares que he ido. Uno se siente bien. Somos Caribe, béisbol y playa!

[@OswaldoGoite]

Que lindo, es sumamente grato encontrar alguien que se sienta identificado con uno... Con esas cositas sencillas de la idiosincracia de uno... Ojalá pueda visitar tu bello país algún dia y constatar con mis ojos la verdad de lo que dices. Aún así ya ustedes nos hicieron un gran regalo, que fue uno de nuestros músicos caraqueños mas queridos, respetados y recordados: el maestro Billo Frómeta.

[@sombraelerizo]

Suddenly i got a craving for Tequeños.

[@brent545]

Es chisotoso !! I was In Colombia and stopped at a bar. The guy asked me where I'm from I said Minnesota and he said Venezuela ? I said no Minnesota en USA ! I don't understand they don't sound the same ?

[@simplyl9485]

Never happened ...One day when we were saying from which country we were I said Venezuela and everyone was like "hUh???What's Venezuela" "Where is it" and I was sad and at the same laughning a little.

[@paulamartinez9972]

Johanna, today was the start of "venezuelan week" at my school, and they mentioned you and this chanel in the opening presentation!! My friend and I looked at each other when this happened, being cool for knowing who you were before everyone else xD

[@carlosa.1763]

Totally true: De pana? La secuestraron y no le robaron el carro? Nojodas, que malandros tan estupidos...

[@juanmanuelcastrillon3585]

I feel so identified with this!!! and I'm Colombian!!!!

[@isabellarincononate7981]

de los vecinos algo se nos pega

[@Einsamerick]

Conozco algunos mexicanos que también se sentirían identificados.

[@corsamode0253]

+Erick D Todos latinos son unidos

[@melissacantosaguirre6956]

Yo también y soy ecuatoriana jajaja

[@ingridayarza]

yo igual y soy panameña 😊 latinos unidos

[@mariacecilianobilepuche4692]

Dios mío, creo que morí JAJSJAHAJAJAJ. TODO es totalmente cierto. COMPARAR LOS TEQUEÑOS CON DEDOS DE MOZZARELLA ES DELITO CAPITAL. PENA DE MUERTE. También está lo de decir Pana y Marica como amigo/a. Saludos chama, amo tus videos. Desde Yaracuy, Venezuela ♡

[@AngelOrozcoB]

Please put subtitles. Thousands of venezuelans need to watch this and most of them don't speak English at all... Please! Hahaha. These videos are the best ones.

[@monicaharrington7007]

I’m Venezuelan and this so accurate . It’s so funny but so true at the same time ! Love her humor

[@May_2312]

Me muero de risa con el video :'D No soy de Venezuela pero acá en la costa norte de Colombia también utilizamos "vaina" y si, aplica para todo. No sabía que en Venezuela le dicen "tequeños" a los deditos, son muy ricos!!!

[@Pianull]

No ofendas a los tequeños cuidao con una vaina

[@jakethesnake95]

Maybe "vaina" could be translated as "thing" or "thingy." For example: "Hey, will you pass me the thing?" "What thing?" "The thing on top of the little thing." "The thing in the fridge?" "No, the thing we drank at Lele's thing." "The whiskey?" "Yes, the whiskey! The whiskey is the thing!"

[@GuillermoGalaviz]

That was so hilarious, ¡marico que vaina tan buena, no sea tan toche! JAJAJA.

[@pedrosalazar6310]

My mom acts like everyone is her best friend too. She can say hi to you casually in the laundromat one day and the week later she'll say hi like you were her friend for 5 years.

[@amaliavaras5633]

THIS IS SOOO ACCURATE I JUST HAD TO STOP THE VIDEO TO TAKE IN HOW TRUE THIS IS

[@Danielblco0]

Prepare to go viral :D

[@smoramx]

"You minnesotans are really fiery." JAJAJAJAJAJA

You nailed it Joanna. Wi lov yuuuuu ♡ and I'm serious about the fan club, ok?

[@reinaldonelo5578]

+A Plane Ticket voy a ser parte de ese club ok?

[@_bibi_s]

gosh this channel is gold

[@oscarpietrib4471]

This is sooooo true. Every single time I visit my cousins in the US people think I'm from Minnesota! And the group chat thing is so true, every Venezuelan has like 50 of them! Joanna I love your videos! Stay honest and funny (like always). Un abrazo desde Venezuela!!!!

[@jeremyacosta3979]

Why you didn´t talk about Motorizados? There is no horror movie as scary as the sound of a Motorcycle in Venezuela D: and you are right: Tequeñoooooos!!!! que vaina mas buena!!! quiero tequeños :(

[@AsdrubalRVelasquezLagrave]

Me alegraron el día con esto! Genial!!

[@jorgerincon5012]

Lo de los grupos es demasiado cierto...

[@huxgther1]

Muy bueno el vídeo, y demasiado bella la chama.k

[@AsdrubalRVelasquezLagrave]

Se parece igualito a nosotros los venezolanos Jajaja

[@huxgther1]

Es que es así, además que la chama es venezolana y sabe como es todo. Asdrubal R. Velasquez Lagrave​

[@jessunicorn3426]

Javi Rodriguez Fui a ver si es verdad sobre marico en google traductor y no salio nada salio la misma palabra

[@kelvinguedes2867]

Sobre o Whatsapp, acho que brasileiros também são assim hahah. Joanna é muito bonita e o canal é incrível !

[@katieweaver2999]

I'm doing a Venezuelan culture project for Spanish. This was very insightful and somewhat helpful. Thanks.

[@libnasousaasmr2970]

I'm brazilian and i really didn't know that we had so many things similiar in our cultures.

[@SarahHeringer18]

Vaina has traslation to portuguese! And not Just one! We have "trem", "coisa", "negócio", "treco"...

[@espaguedoomer]

CrazyGiirl AHHHHH É, verdade, não pensei nisso

[@Ionise1]

Esa vaina del innombrable se está volviendo como Voldemort en Harry Potter xD Y que ladilla con Minnesota.

[@aimtone]

Hugo Chavez!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lol

[@rickworthy1680]

BRILLIANT!!!! Como siempre! Muchisimas Gracias x.

[@angieyepez9597]

So funny 😂! When you guys are gonna include Ecuador in your sketches, that would be awesome please

[@shivambhatt2724]

I'm Indian and that Whatsapp thing is SO DAMN ON POINT hahaha

[@cryler29]

Joanna eres linda Me hacen reir mucho tus videos y aprendo mas del ingles saludos desde Chile

[@alexalexperez]

tequeños + malta eso es el cielo

[@saaraa7876]

Love your channel Joanna. I sympathize with the "Minnesota" thing, used to happen to me all the time when I was living in Peru. I'm Finnish and someone would ask me where I was from, and they'd hear "Finlandia" as "Philadeplhia". Also, I miss tequeños. They're not mozzarella sticks! I've never had mozzarella sticks but I'll swear by this anyways.

[@magdelinecarrasco5096]

HAHHAAHA loved it... i'm dominican and we use Vaina the same as you... means everything, and has no meaning in itself at the same time... Keep the good videos

[@Lppt87]

Yo soy colombiana, pero tengo amigos venezolanos y esto es cierto 100% jajajaja. Cuando hablan yo no se si ofenderme o que jajaja en una sola frase dicen como 10 vulgaridades. ¡Coño! ¿Que es la vaina? = ¿como era que se llamaba aquel lugar/objeto/persona? Aunque primera vez que escucho de los "pequeños" son deditos de queso?

[@andreinavargas2695]

Laura Palacio ¡Tequeños! ¡TEQUEÑOS! Sí, son lo que en Colombia llaman "deditos de queso". Aunque creo que nosotros los comemos más que ustedes... xD

[@Hablemosdemoda2]

Laura Palacio Ay si ¡ cuidado si los caliches son muy finos y versados...deberias darte un paseo por la parada de Cúcuta o una comuna de Medellin para que veas el perraje puro y duro...más vulgares y se matan ¡ ¡ ¡...No todos los venezolanos tenemos ese acento donde se usa la palabra "vaina" es algo muy del centro del pais...

[@bastianoperdomo]

Jajaja yo solía decirles "pequeños" cuando niño tamb... XD Pero aquí en Vzla el nombre es tequeño o tequeños ;)

[@artsenal714]

Los colombianos decimos mucho vaina también

[@Yeltsin8492]

Laura Palacio jajaja no, en este video hay un uso exagerado de esa "vaina".... xD jeje, y no es que seamos así todo el tiempo, pero a veces si se nos escapa nuestro dialecto Venezolano, jejeje

[@DrCruel]

You know you're Venezuelan if you come from a country that was ruined by Hugo Chavez.

[@nataliestefanie7827]

DrCruel true

[@zoiieu9780]

True

[@melavzla]

MINESSOTA!!!! My gawd if I had a dollar for everytime they think they've heard Minessota... I enjoy it thoug, if they can't detect my foreing accent and assume I'm american, my english can't be that bad!

[@ecastro4444]

I love you Joanna! gracias gracias for keeping up our "gentilicio" and in a very FUNNY way

[@sebastianbauza8441]

Lol the best part is when you tried to explain what vaina is, it just can be explained like a "vaina"

[@lyngissel]

Los tequeños deberían estar en nuestro escudo Nacional xD

[@ValentinaPerdomos]

#TequeñosAreHoly

[@zeravam]

#TequeñosAreBeyondHoly

[@jorge86rodriguez]

Las venezolanas son super bonitas

[@avrilcardenas8351]

Jorge Alejandro Rodríguez lo somos lololololololoolololol

[@jorge86rodriguez]

No me queda duda. Hace un tiempo fui a un evento en Argentina en donde había gente de varios países. Los venezolanos fueron los que mejor me cayeron, Super alegres, basilones, las venezolanas Super guapas y amenas. Buen basil. Los Ticos también me cayeron bien pero eran menos jodarria

[@karlaasilvar6647]

+Jorge Alejandro Rodríguez que Chevere que te caímos súper bien. Que nota! Y de donde eres?

[@jorge86rodriguez]

+Karla A Silva R Hola Soy de El Salvador

[@Desmosfundraw]

2:43 using the auto English translation , Tequeños turned out to be : dick a nose 😂😂😂😂😂

[@crist67mustang]

jajajaja! Flaca, tienes mucho talento y eres muy histriónica. (es con H..?) Cuando te vi en los otros videos (es la first time that I saw U) supuse que eras Venezolana, porque dijiste "chamo que vaina" y eso sólo lo imita un local. Yo soy Chileno viviendo en Chile XD desde que nací, me refiero que no vivo en usa. te felicito, porque me has hecho reir harto. Me gusta cuando colocas cara de seria "enojada" sin hablar y miras hacia la cámara, muy al estilo Carol Burnet. jajajajaja.

[@alepatera]

Dominicans use Vaina a lot too, and tequeños are awesome! :D

[@kyanelizbarreto2777]

And Puertoricans too